#what-the-f-is-going-on

[frankierotwinkdeath]

Y’all want Taylor Swift to be gay so bad but you won’t even write femslash about her

[chloesimaginationthings]

What do yall think the FNAF Faztalker is for,,

(Original post @/Dawko on Twitter)

[ctrlzxoo]

ROUND 7: amongst a sea of green, is a glimpse of snow

Bonus: happy end(?)

[ghouljams]

Saying your going to have shower sex with ghost is like giving a dog a slice of cheese with medicine wrapped inside. You let him wash your tits.... as a treat.

He gets to grab at your tits and paw at you all he wants while you soap up the washcloth. It's all fun and games when you're scrubbing his chest, letting him look at you and think maybe you'll start playing with his cock, but then you grab the shampoo and suddenly it's not fun anymore. He's getting soap in his eyes and trying to keep you from accidentally waterboarding him in an attempt to clean some of the grime off his face. Is this grease paint of dirt? Who knows but it's got to come off.

The backne on this man is severe. You gotta put topical cream on him afterwards. He pouts the whole time.

[betty-fran]

I finally understand why Kirk and Spock have this strong Jane Austen vibe in TOS. It's all because they never really talk, dammit. They communicate with these affectionate understatements, looking at each other with those intense, thoughtful looks, and it's like you're constantly stuck in the middle of a particularly confusing conversation somewhere in Pride and Prejudice.

[botanyshitposts]

public libraries are so crazy man. like you’re telling me I can read this book for free

[lovestruck-lamb]

[skyrigel]

Just thinking about giving Simon handjob

He's sitting with his muscular legs spread wide open while you're sitting in between his thighs, holding his girth through your palm but unable to take the whole of it. Clumsy fingers spreading out, up and down pulling the foreskin, licking the under sight from the base where your palm can't stretch all of, keeping him warmed up.

Simon's tip is flushed red, leaking precum which you gather and pump him more with your fist.

Soft moans and hiss escape his mouth, coaxing sweetly to you, “Jus' there lovie, ye-ss like that love.” His deft fingers tangled in your hair, pulling you occasionally for a kiss because he can't stop whining with your touch, splattering, “fuckfuckfuck,” and “That's my good girl, my pretty dove.”

He goes crazy when you squeeze his balls, holding his shaft with both hands, your thumb massaging the tip while other palm glided around his length, working him up. Eyes hooked on him, seeing him leaned back with trembling mouth of damned words which poured out of him. Down from the base and back, just as he liked, biting your lips and dazed at the sight of him so flushed.

It's the image alone of you, two fingers shining with his slick that you bring up and taste — salty and sweet, everything that was him, that his cumes on the spot, shooting ropes of hot cum over your face and nipples he'd been twisting all along, your neck and hair and palm covered with his seed.

“That was so amazing, love,” He cooed at you, marveling at the sight, his thumb reaching out to smear the cum on the corner of your mouth to back on your glistening lips.

All marked up by him.

You smiled slyly, “Couldn't have tell baby.”

Masterlist

[sanjipussyindulgence]

bingqiu have the most complicated, multi-layered top/bottom dynamic ive ever seen. they're up to next level 5D faggot shit.

shen qingqiu constantly compares luo binghe to a maiden. he's canonically turned on by luo binghe crying. luo binghe is called a masochist MULTIPLE times and likes when shen qingqiu both hits him and praises him. they switched from a student/teacher thing to straight up pseudo incest like halfway through the third book. shen qingqiu is internally homophobic and sees bottoming as demeaning.

you'd think shen qingqiu would be the obvious dom/top with all that in mind... except he's such a weirdo he treats bottoming like a sacrificial act! and he takes the bullet so his husband doesn't have to instead!! even though luo binghe would eat that shit up!!! and also his dick is so huge it literally killed shen qingqiu once!!!! what's wrong with them!!!!!

[thedevilsoftruth]

Dilf Bucky who loses his fucking mind with the way you handle your children; with the way you're so gentle and patient with them. With the way you instruct them to clean up after playtime, then look right at him with a huge smile immediately afterwards.

Dilf Bucky who just can't wait to get you alone in bed so that he can say thank you properly with his face between your thighs and his hands holding your legs over his shoulders; who praises you like it's his religion, telling you how good you are to and for him, telling you just how absolutely delicious you taste.

Dilf Bucky who's always rewarding you for how clean and organized you keep your household by bending you over the white marble island you prepare meals on and fucking you silly until the only words you can say are chants of "thank you."

Dilf Bucky who's love language is acts of service, which causes him to randomly purchase you a bunch of overly expensive gifts. Especially naughty ones for when he's not around and you need a stress reliever. Ones that he uses on you when he comes home after a long mission followed with a, "did you use this on yourself when I wasn't here, hmm?"

Dilf Bucky who drops your children off at Sam's house every year on your anniversary night, just so that he can have a full 20 hours with just you and himself alone. Who takes you out to a very expensive and fancy restaurant, maybe go to a local theatre with you and watch a play or a new movie, then spend the rest of the night absolutely devouring you. Who spends hours just kissing and sucking at your tits, continuously telling how gorgeous you are, worships your pussy with his tongue like you're something sacred to him (cause you are), then puts your legs over his shoulders and fucks you hard and deep until you're drooling all over your pillow.

Dilf Bucky who'd put as many babies in you as you want, who'd pump you with his thick, hot cum each time and then fuck it into your sobbing pussy slowly and smoothly like he's really working on getting it settled into you. All with a murmured, "yeah, baby, jus' lay there and take it like that. Let it all sink in, yeah? Uh-huh. Gotta keep it in, baby. I know 's a lot. I know. Jus' take it, sweet girl. Doing so good." While he's kissing you all over your your face and cooing at you like a child.

Dilf Bucky who just cannot possibly let you not get fucked after you put your children down to bed that well and then immediately slipped into your bed wearing the nightgown he loves so much. The one that's worn thin, and is sheer with the little laced heart shaped neckline that does absolutely nothing to hide how hard your nipples already are. You'd be a fool to say that he would refrain himself from pouncing on top of you like the absolute maniac he is.

Because in the end, dilf Bucky just loves and appreciates you so much. He just has a really bad habit of showing you how much he loves you. But that's fine with you. You're happy and satisfied. Your children are proof of that.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Ooh, you want to know what happens at the gay bar run by ex-pirates, ooh...You'll just have to read Tiger Tiger to find out...

(Inspired by this Disco Elysium comic)

[bodysnatch3r]

what veilguard is doing with the theme of grief... man. dragon age has always been, one way or another, about grief. how you can never go back. how you could go back, but it will never be the same. you must learn to be-with (in the heideggeran sense, as in "each one exists in a world saturated with others linked through shared social practices") grief in order to make it out alive.

as the warden, you lose everything you ever knew before: your family, your home, your friends, everything. it is all still there–except, maybe for cousland and aeducan–but you can never return to it. not as you were, and not as it was. you have been changed, and your past has changed with you.

as hawke, you are a refugeee. your very name is synonymous with grief. you claw your way out of a dying country only to find a dying city instead. all of your friends should be dead but aren't. you should be dead but aren't. whatever you do, you will fail. there is no returning to ferelden. there is no saving kirkwall.

with inquisition, because your character backstory is so much less defined (in-game, at least), the theme of grief is expanded towards the rest of the world. the theme shifts from being personal to global, the grief theme becoming intertwined with greater, historical questions. what does it mean to grieve empire? what does it mean to grieve a system that was, even if it hurt so many?

and, from what i've seen so far, veilguard is bringing that theme forward and honing it into a thematic spear. every quest, every companion, every npc story you follow. all of it is building together to try and answer the questions the previous three games have been asking:

can you go back? should you go back? is it healthy to want to go back? what can you do, when "back" is gone, a dream from a lifetime, a memory, a thousand years ago?

your brother is dead. can you mourn him? your grandmother is dead. can you mourn her? your mother is a refugee who did the best she could and it still wasn't enough. can you mourn what could have been? can you mourn your city? your purpose, when all you were was built to die and you didn't? can you face death singing? you have to. the blight can be soothed but not beaten. the veil cannot be taken back, a thousand years of elven deaths and mage deaths cannot be taken back. there is no other way but through.

[silusvesuius]

snow queen dallas as just an extension of elsa dallas. All that crystal meth and sadness entrenched in his system turned him....Blue ❄💎

[strawhatwife]

writing f/o gushes is so hard for me bc its Always just this

[booasaur]

Renegade Nell (2024) - 1x06

[nat-20s]

I think The Doctor could stop The Master completely in their tracks by looking them in the eyes and giving them an entirely sincere "Dude what the fuck?". I think that would genuinely perplex them so much they'd forget to be evil