#whata wrong with me

[murmaiderii]

Here’s those shirtless Stan bros no one asked for but I know y’all wanted

Titties.

[light-lights-up-light]

When I say "I like trinkets" I could either be talking about some expensive collectors item that costs hundreds of dollars or a small plastic animal that's like seven bucks

[scarycranegame]

am i the only trans person who's not into puppyplay/petplay

note: this post was not made with the intent to shame others who are into that; every kink is a good kink as long as those involved are consenting adults

[beaft]

i have over 3 hours logged of mouthwashing and at least 1 of those hours has been spent trying to shoot swansea in the graveyard before he comes up behind and Gets Me

[jame7t]

I was poking around the VOD channel and I found one of the Rain World ones and. I know I’m not supposed to bother the streamer about game selection but can I pleeeeease frown sadly at you about it. Just one measly :(. Just the one.

huh ? :3 are you mad that i played rain world ? ? i thought it was fun

[iinryer]

without counting how many gotcha prompts do you think i’ve filled. because the number is starting to scare me gjgjfnfhc

[vaultsixtynine]

i need to be watching more martial arts flicks

[hinge]

Hinge presents an anthology of love stories almost never told. Read more on https://no-ordinary-love.co

[confines]

15 hours in sleep debt and 6 days since i got a good night's sleep wahoooo

[faetealights]

have a persobal belief tinder rots and weakens my venus abd destroys my sekf esteem so letsgooo

[valodia]

.

[withabeeart]

rewatching fleabag (skipping s1 because i am not strong enough yet) thinking itll make me feel better (ive been feeling)

what a fool i am

[hinge]

Hinge presents an anthology of love stories almost never told. Read more on https://no-ordinary-love.co

[the-muppet-joker]

Whata wrong with muppet jr........

He reminds me of myself as a child so I hate him by default. Likely due to the fact that I blame the neglect I received as a youth on my own weakness and inability to be loved. Sad!

[spacebaby1]

hey!! i absolutely love your writing sm sm sm!! i love the rindou one u made about being made fun of his new hair by his own girl in juvie. i was wondering if you could make a ran one? where she stares at him with a deadpan expression for a minute and doubts if he's even her boyfriend at all cause his long hair's just gone. she loves his long hair and mourns his hair, almost sobbing. but it's fine cause ran looks good with his short purple hair too! :3

You ask for it? You got it bestie! First of all, thank you for reading, and you're sweet with your words. I've honestly been on such a writers block, but this made me want to write. So enjoy!

It wasn't the fact that his new hair was not good it's just the fact that you and Ran had been dating since you two were teenagers, and he always had long hair. It was Ran, and him having long hair was one of his personality traits of so you thought. On a personal level, you always loved long hair on men it was your type but now when one day Ran came back home with short hair you almost mistaken him for a stranger and even more confusing his hair was purple.

It wasn't just his hair, but yours too. It was like a divorce in your mind.

'I can feel your daggers of gaze, my love, whata wrong?' He asked, placing the papers he was reading on the table. You huffed, 'I feel like I’m cheating on my long-haired boyfriend… with you. And it's making me feel guilty, I feel like a cheater.' He burst into laughter now, fully focused on your gaze as if you're looking at a strange man sitting before you.

'You don't like my hair? I thought you liked it.' He asked, and you were fighting demons to fix your disgusted-look expression. You shook your head slightly. 'You went from Thor to accountant real quick. When you said that, you're just going on another mission and returned a completely different man.' You moved to sit next to him now, reaching to run your hands through his nonexistent hair and looking down at your empty hands. 'So cold, so empty and no longer hair to play with,' you were being dramatic, but it did feel strange. Whipping your small tears, you sighed, 'Well, on the bright side, you’ll save a fortune on shampoo. On the downside, I’m mourning, and I think I will not look at you the same for the next few months.'

He snorted a laugh, ruffling your hair and pulling you closer in his embrace as you huffed. 'Fine, then I will let it grow out and not cut them if you're this dramatic about my hair. But trust me, it's me, Ran, and not a random accountant, don't worry, you can mourn them, it's fine.' He was holding back his laughter.

You sighed, 'Guess I’ll be crying into your hair... oh wait. You don't have them.'

He laughed and kissed your forehead, 'You're so silly.'

[lemotmo]

They exist in a world entirely of their own making

Q. I can't believe this needs to be explained to people in the year 2025, but having feelings for someone doesn't mean love and definitely doesn't mean being in love with someone. Of course he loves Eddie in a particular way. Eddie is his best friend and brother. Forcing yourself to see it as romantic is a delusion entirely of your own making. The show is not telling that story and it couldn't be more obvious. You all need a reality check immediately because it's embarrassing at this point.

A. There is a growing part of me that is starting to believe that many of you all are 100% just trolling because it's simply not possible to be this stupid. If the thing between Buck and Eddie seems brotherly in any way to you then you need medical assistance because if that's how your brothers behave with one another something is drastically wrong.

"He doesn't believe he's lying IN THAT MOMENT. He believes what he's saying IN THAT MOMENT. IN THAT MOMENT that is what he believes". - Oliver Stark

"I've written them like that from the beginning. That's just who they are, I just stopped fighting it. Eddie's introduction was shirtless with 'Whata Man' playing over it". - Tim Minear

"Look what I would say is Tommy exists in this universe outside of being Buck's bed buddy" - Tim Minear

"Tommy's part of Buck's romantic past for sure". - Tim Minear

Referring to Tommy as a bed buddy is not a good thing. There was absolutely nothing romantic about a drunken hook up on a sheet less mattress on a literal floor. They're not setting up a rom com for Buck and Tommy. You calling me delusional is the height of idiocy. You all invented an entirely different show entirely from your own delusion. I understand that you went so hard to the floor for the man that admitting your mistake now just feels like something you can't do so you're deciding to just go down with the ship. Well your ship officially sunk on March 17, 2025. They wrote Buck's feelings for Tommy into the actual dialogue. "I USED TOMMY TO FEEL LESS ALONE". "I DON'T HAVE FEELINGS FOR EVERYONE I SLEEP WITH".

Your ship is dead, anon. It was never much a ship to begin with, but its dead. You know it. I know it. We all know it. Your tantrum throwing from inbox to inbox isn't going to change that. By all means continue to shout that the sky is purple instead of blue. It won't make the sky purple, but you're allowed your delusion. The rest of us will stay in reality of the actual show we're watching because the story is quite clear.

Thank you Nonny!

As for Ali's answer?

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I'm tired of talking about Tommy the plot device. I'll be so happy to finally see the man leave the show in 8x14/15 after he has finished his Buddie plot device role. I sincerely hope that his whole fandom will follow him out the door. 👋😋👋

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[tdlosk-confessions]

What do you think is one one of the most wholesome moments in the Saiki K anime?

Ooooo that's a difficult one. There are a lot of wholesome sweet moments it's kinda hard to choose

But I were to go off the top of my head I'd probably say one of the most wholesome moments to me is Kaidou reading out the birthday letter he wrote for Saiki during the Season 1 Finale episode

It's a bit sad they didnt know his actual birthday and instead thought his dad's was his but the fact Saiki didn't want to hurt their feelings by telling them (bittersweetish?)

But. Look at the letter:

"Dear Saiki, I know you'll think it's overdramatic of me to write you a letter but that's okay. You're a great friend who I share many precious memories with. I can't believe it's only been 6 months since we met at the start of the anime series. Anyway, thanks to you, I met everyone else and they brought joy to my life in so many ways too! I know it's sappy but it's true. It'd good to know you're always looking out for me, I wanna be a better person because of you. Thank you for being born.

- Happy Birthday from Kaidou"

LIKE. TELL ME THATS NOT THE MOST HEARTFELT MONOLOGUE IN THIS SERIES. It's genuinely so sweet

AND HE SMILES AT IT TOO!!!!!!!

"what a pain. guess i can't stop them after all." <- boy who totally can stop them but is choosing not to

OH ALSO kuniharus conversation with saiki too

Kuniharu: "Let's switch now, so you can have fun."

Kusuo: "Yeah, I'll pass. If I go down there I'll just kill the mood."

Kuniharu: "Who cares about that? Those kids like you Kusuo, and deep down you like them too. After all, you asked me to take your place so they wouldn't feel bad about getting your birthday wrong, right? But they didn't come to spend time with me. Even if the mood does change, I think they'd rather be with you. Go down there, son."

Kusuo: "...Who are you to give me advice?"

Kuniharu: "I'm your DAD."

Like just. Sobs. SOOOOOOOOBS

AND HES RIGHT TOO!!!! HES RIGHT!!!! Saiki does care about his friends even if he doesn't show it, and his friends appreciate him even if to them he's quiet and not as lively as his dad was acting to pretend to be him

The whole episode was good like wtf they made him a cake and make him a video birthday card like WHATA IM JUST. WOW.

sorry for the ramble but it's genuinely one of the most wholesome (and one of my favorite!) moments/episodes of the series!!!

TL;DR: kaidous birthday letter to saiki and kuniharu speech to saiki

[whataburger-possibly-official]

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