#wheaty

[orionlancasterr]

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This looks like shit and I'm sorry, but

I like Wheaty

Like

A lot

[seedoffaith]

fc5 pride headcanons.....

sexuality HC's for seeds + guns for hire + people i like. it's a whole bundle

Joseph Seed: i think this man is a little bit bisexual. not a lot. just a little. he's too hung up on his dead wife to give a fuck about it. i think he would go to a pride parade and wear one of those 'dad hugs' shirts and then try to convert people, because the hustle never ends. John Seed: i mean come on i don't have to spell it out for anyone. this is a bisexual pervert freak. before he got really into the cult you KNOW he was a pride party guy. every day was a new adventure Jacob Seed: i am biased because i like him. i think jacob seed has some complicated hyper-specific sexuality type shit going on but he has a job so he doesn't care. the closest approximation i can think of is like, aroace pan. he's like if playersexual was a thing you could be in real life. he doesn't like anyone enough to really have a drive for this sort of thing. and also he'd kill everyone and then himself if he had to go to a pride parade Faith Seed: she's got some crazy comphet shit going on. you KNOW im going to say she's a lesbian we don't even have to discuss it. her and tracey had some crazy yuri going on at the beginning of the cult. she still goes to pride parades but has a bad time because she wont put shoes on Hudson: LESBIAN. and in my mind i want her to give futchy realness. her and mary may are fucking nasty style in falls end. she had a short lived hey mamas phase in college, and never talks about it. loves a good pride parade

Pratt: i think he's bi with a masc preference. he fucks up the hope county tinder scene, it's a little bit ridiculous. chronic speed dater. much more fond of casual relationships than anything serious, but i think that stems from a fear of commitment or something else like that.

Mary May: cut and dry transgender pansexual. has most likely only been with men, but i see her with a nonbinary partner wrapped around her finger. pride week at the spread eagle is fucking insane.

Jerome: i cannot in good faith headcanon a godly man as anything other than bisexual. sorry, it's against my moral code. i think he has a very slight masc lean. he's super sentimental though, so i don't think he has much experience other than his actual canonical dead wife.

Tracey Lader: LESBIAN LESBIAN LESBIAN LESBIAN LESBIAN

Wheaty: bisexual in the way that all teenage boys are like a little bit bi. he's a radio host he can't be straight

Kim: straight, and unlike Nick she's a strong ally from the start. very outspoken, but would rather go to a smaller event than go to a pride parade. maybe host a pride barbecue, although i don't know what that entails. you KNOW she went to bat for the queer kids in college. she's my woke warrior

Nick: straight, tries his best to be an ally. he's not that good at it at first, but Carmina is definitely a little bisexual so he tries very hard for her. I think the power of both Kim and Carmina being forces of nature for the Woke Mind Virus definitely helps him pull through. he wears those 'dad hug' shirts at pride, and not in a weird way. he buys a lot of corny pride merch, and is also scared of saying gay. he always says shit like 'oh........she bats for the other team......if you know what i mean.'

Jess: bisexual with a fem preference easy. i also don't really see her as monogamous. she needs three weed smoking girlfriends. pride parades aren't for her.

Grace: grace is similar to Jacob, where i don't think she likes people enough to really give a shit. i think she's demi, there's literally no way in my mind she is into anyone before she really knows them. she's both paranoid and awkard, and that makes it hard to form bonds. she watches the pride parade from a distance.

Adelaide: she's straight unfortunately. i think she's experimented with women but she's very blatant about her love for stupid male walls of meat. in a perfect world she'd loveeeee butches but unfortunately the collapse is happening and we don't have time for that.

Sharky: GAAAAAAAAAAY.

Hurk: mostly straight, but he's an ally. it's hard with Hurk Sr, but he tries. I think he still calls people homos, but he has a good heart. he's my pretty princess. he could make a great bear if he really wanted to

[thepachy]

Screenshots dump of tonight

I tried to make a little reunion with some enemies

[starfroots]

thinking about all of maeve’s ships today

[lulu2992]

Uncovering the unreleased Far Cry 5 in-game Encyclopedia

The almost complete but unused in-game encyclopedia, reconstructed thanks to the oasisstrings file.

Please note that it’s still cut content, so some information might not be relevant anymore.

You can read the oasisstrings file here. Pictures from this encyclopedia were also extracted and posted by @xbaebsae here.

Part 3: Locations - Whitetail Mountains

PIN-K0 Radar Station

Part of the Pine Line early warning system, the K0 facility was shuttered in the early 90's and left to the elements.

Rattlesnake Trail Bridge

A footbridge along the Makwa Trail, it connects one side of the gorge to the other, like bridges are supposed to do.

Snowshoe Lake

A clear glacial lake high up in the Whitetail Mountains. The water is always near freezing which makes skinny dipping a terrible idea.

Hunter’s Pass Shelter

A remote cabin used as a place to warm up or stay the night by hunters.

Ozhigwan Falls

One of the highest in the area, Ozhigwan falls is one of the natural wonders of the Park.... just don't step too close.

Jefferson Lookout Tower

A watch tower in the middle of the forest, meant to keep an eye out for forest fires or bears... or bears on fire.

Whitetail Park Visitor Center

It's where you'd go to find out what's going on at Whitetail Park, back when it was operational.

Hawkeye Tunnel

A tunnel through the mountain that offers a bird's eye view of the valley below.

Whitetail Park Ranger Station

The Ranger Station that patrols the Whitetail Park to keep it safe back when it was still open.

McKinley Dam

Named after the 25th president of the United States, McKinley Dam is used to regulate water and supply power to the people of Hope County.

Jacob’s Armory

Jacob has converted part of the McKinley Dam power station to be used as sanctuary against the coming apocalypse.

Grand View Hotel

The historic hotel in the Whitetail Mountains it was once the crown jewel of the park. Financial problems shut it down in the 80's. It's been empty ever since.

North Park Entrance

The Northern most entrance to Whitetail Park, abandoned now that the park is closed.

Bo’s Cave

A renown survivalist, Bo lives deep in forest. He is completely off the grid with none of the comforts of modern life.

Cooper Cabin

Another cabin that can be rented at Whitetail Park. Lately has been used as a safe-house by the Whitetail Militia.

Red Tail Cabin

A cabin in Whitetail Park that Eli's Militia use to take refuge from the constant attacks from Jacob's patrols.

F.A.N.G. Center

Friends of the Animals Nursing Grounds is home to Cheeseburger the Bear. Feeding times are 12:00 and 6:00 daily.

St. Francis Veteran's Center

A medical center for returning veterans, St. Francis was shuttered in the 90's when a more modern facility was constructed in a nearby county. When Eden's Gate moved in, Jacob found use for it as a place to indoctrinate his new recruits.

Lansdowne Airstrip

A small airstrip used by the locals for shipping in supplies and sightseeing tours.

Elliot Residence

Home to Rick Elliot and his family, one of the last people to holdout against Jacob and his army.

The Grill Streak

When Chad's diner was burned to the ground he retreated to his food truck. He still works hard to find food for Eli and his Militia.

Breakthrough Camp

A camp where parents sent their rebellious youth in order to get a taste of clean, wholesome outdoor living.

Old Sun Outfitters

The main supply store for camping and survival gear in the area. Seeing the writing on the wall, the owners closed shop and left while they still could.

Baron Lumber Mill

The Baron family lumber mill was already failing financially when Eden's Gate moved in and bought it out.

McNeill Residence

This house once belonged to the McNeill family before they were deemed sinners in the eyes of the cult and were forced to flee.

Linero Building Supplies

A small building supply store that sold lumber and materials. The owners ended up joining Eden's Gate, though not all of them willingly.

Haskell Lookout Tower

A watch tower overlooking the north region of the Whitetail Park.

Fort Drubman

Pretty much all the Hurk Sr. has left after his divorce from Adelaide. It's from here he runs his senate campaign with the dubious help of his son, Hurk Jr.

MCA��Mobile Lab

A mobile lab where the Montana Conservation Authority conducts research on the local flora and fauna.

Loresca Residence

Former residence of Jay Loresca, former Navy Seal. Rumor has it he joined the Whitetails, but it's certain that he’s long gone.

Whitetail Mountains Rail Bridge

A bridge connecting the Henbane River and the Whitetail Mountains. It's been out of use ever since the Copperhead Rail stopped running.

Elk Jaw Lodge

Part of the Whitetail Park the Elk Jaw Lodge was a nice place to relax near Silver Lake. Now... not so much.

Wolf’s Den

The secret bunker of the Whitetail Militia, home to Eli, their leader, as well as Tammy and Wheaty.

Oberlin Picnic Area

A nice place for a group to sit down, eat, and take in baseball game at the nearby diamond.

Osprey Cabin

One of the many cabins that visitors can rent at Whitetail Park. Named after birds of prey, thy are the perfect hiding places for Eli's Militia.

Kestrel Cabin

One of the handful of individual cabins available to rent at Whitetail Park.

Mansfield Lookout Tower

An abandoned fire watch tower overlooking the southern region of Whitetail Park.

Frank’s Cabin

A cabin owned by a recluse known as Lonely Frank. He seems to like it that way.

Dansky Cabin

This is where Dicky Dansky comes to write his books about Sasquatches, Bigfoot, and other cryptids.

Valley View Overlook

A place for visitors to stop and take in the view of the forest below.

Stone Ridge Chalet

High up on a rocky ridge is a Chalet where hunters and park visitors could come and warm up.

Silver Lake Parking Lot

A nice place to stop and take a refreshing dip in nearby Silver Lake.

Clagett Boathouse

A boathouse and docks maintained by the Old Sun Outfitters.

Salvage Camp

A small camp where a salvage company is attempting to recover items from the wreck of a sunken plane

Dylan’s Master Bait Shop

In case you needed some fishing pointers... Dylan will likely just point you somewhere else.

Langford Falls Parking Lot

A spot for visitors to pause and take in the beauty of the nearby Langford Falls.

Widow’s Creek

One of Skylar's favorite fishing spots. She'll probably tell you where it got its name.

Fowler’s Retreat

A not-so-secret place where Dave keeps all of his extra Cheeseburger merchandise.

South Park Entrance

The southern enterance to Whitetail Park. Once the gem of Hope County, it has seen better days.

[loops-n-boops]

I'm this close to making a fc5 self insert so I can draw/write him kissing Wheaty TW: I have a big fat gay crush on him

[sledge-in-space]

Wheaty already wrote up a playlist for the Whitetails - I just figured I'd add a few things

[ieatpoliceforces]

Assigning your blorbos a term from the dictionary of obscure sorrows

Part 3

Wheaty

Virgil Minkler

Adelaide Drubman

If i didnt include your favorite little guy (i know i left some of the guns for hire and just townspeople out) - you can ask me to add them through the confession booth!

[orionlancasterr]

Judas/Wheaty

Prettier than Sistine gospel baby it is pristine, corner store for liquor, smoke and caffeine

I just wanna see you in your dancing shoes turn me at the hip when I’m in my blues

Humid as a green house you say spinning in a green blouse, screaming, crying maybe I was dreaming

I just wanna see you in the morning light, I just wanna feel you when the moments right

[colbullet]

hes so cute why did he say that

[jayjay-thejet-plane]

okay hmo...

bucky barnes sleeps in an old pair of shorts that are just a little too tight for his thighs and a t-shirt so worn the letters are unintelligible

what u mean “hmo”… as if i need any convincing (i switched the tshirt to a hoodie tho and added the thunderbolts for funsies also the shorts are short as hell and more than a little tight)

Bucky’s got plenty of cake to go around and a morning slap is a great way to start the day😌

[the-southern-cereal-king]

Baldurs gate 3 established 2 very important things:

1. Tieflings can be any color, no matter what the handbook says

2. Elves can be huge

[peterocleus]

Dislike the ships all you want but you can't tell me that their ship names doesn't sound cool as heck.

[nocek]

hi~~? I'm still alive. I guess. Sorry for the (I'm afraid to check how long) radio silence >.< I've been busy with some fun stuff (d&d kittens will be posted soon ;) then overwhelmed with my regular job but also I took well deserved break in Sicily which was awesome.

Art wise, I'm at a weird point. Spiderverse fixation still kinda holds? but also I'm too unmotivated as fuck to draw anything. Even if I have ideas for at least 2 comics.

But I finally watched Thunderbolts few days ago and I really liked it! I'm not fixated on it yet but I have few comic ideas so fingers crossed that with bigger, newer fandom there will be like a some feedback and thus motivation will come >.<

anyway, sadness rambling aside. I have complicated feelings about Red Guardian. I mean I love him but also he is a little bit too much? So this comic will be mine a little bit different take on the first post credits scene. Sponsored mostly by my need to see more domestic interactions between the new avengerz ;P

[sketchinfun]