#when he is...

[fandomfluffandfuck]

Concept: Steve is unfathomably horny for Bucky's metal arm but out of a mix of general-sexual-shyness/catholic-and-internalized-homophobia-fueled-shame/guilt-about-what-HYDRA-did-to-Bucky-without-Steve-ever-stopping-to-look-for-him, he can't admit it out loud.

Talking about things? Not your style, Rogers.

Bucky, of course, knows. This is Steve. He knows too much about Steve, always, even when he can hardly remember himself. Besides, Steve's a fucking idiot and a terrible liar--hiding in complete plain site. Every day... sometimes multiple times a day... sometimes every hour, Bucky easily sees how Steve's eyes track every slick movement and mechanical calibration hungrily. Subconsciously, Steve licks his stupidly pink lips. And if he's being especially weak and stupid and Bucky is extra smooth with his movements, he can get a ragged little exhale out of him.

The thing is, though, Bucky doesn't realize how deep Steve's hunger for his metal arm goes until he's gotten out of Steve a confession of how much he likes his hands, generally, and he has four flesh-and-blood fingers up Steve's ass. Yet, fuller than ever and Steve still asks for more, slurring, arching his back, and admitting, out of his goddamn mind, basically crying for it, that he wants the metal ones.

Up until then, Bucky's kept his metal fingers away from Steve's asshole. Tenderly, he starts. And. Bucky doesn't get fully how deep Steve's want goes until his loosened hole twitches around four metal fingers and how his pretty pink, soaked rim yields like hot butter to the thrust of his whole fucking hand. Bucky slips inside past the base of his hand before he realizes it. Steve's body devours his metal arm. He isn't just hungry for it--he's starved. He takes his whole fucking hand, just like that, up to his wrist.

Bucky, scraping his jaw off the floor and fighting to not rut himself against the back of Steve's thigh until he busts, is convinced Steve would take it up to the shoulder if Bucky let him 😮‍💨

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

now that trump has tiktok, twitter, facebook and insta in his pocket, get ready for a massive wave of internet censorship. one of trump's greatest weapons has always been misinformation; it's going to become harder and harder to spread facts and criticism going forward. posts that aren't made invisible will be magically ignored by the algorithm. dissidents will have their accounts deleted and voices erased.

this is a suppression tactic. this is another stage of fascism.

[cunning-and-cool]

idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me

[ceaselessbasher]

I swear to god one of these days were going to see a video of Amaury Guichon and he's going to be making some wings and they are going to look dope as hell, the detail of each feather will be breathtaking, he'll spray paint them to perfection, but as the video goes on, he's not building any sort of winged creature, just the wings. And then there's a human-sized harness (also made of chocolate, somehow, he can do it). And he's attaching the wings to the harness. And he's putting the harness on and he demonstrates how he can flap the wings. And then he'll be off. Out the window and up and up and up. And we'll be looking at the livestream (it's a livestream now) and we'll scream "No, Amaury, the sun! It's going to melt the wings!". But he knows this already. And he is free.

[oifaaa]

I honestly do just presume everyone in the world has watched naruto I just can't comprehend a person that hasn't witnessed rock Lee take off his training weights or seen naruto sit sadly on a swing 50 times so when I see someone say they've never seen naruto I just don't believe them they have definitely watched naruto it is a universal life step

[keyboardfantasies]

Literally the most important words ever spoken

[razzafrazzle]

Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)

[gay-impressionist]

do people know that a french ex-president (nicolas sarkozy, from 2007 to 2012) is currently wearing an electronic bracelet after he was sentenced for corruption and influence peddling? do people know? i want everyone to know 😌

[stealingpotatoes]

ok what if, thanks to giving birth to two quarter-force/eldritch skywalkers, padmé wound up as a force ghost (but only said eldritch skywalkers could see her)

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[dimetrodone]

What is this thing

[inkskinned]

it's extremely critical that you see the photo of the perp walk for luigi mangione as being propaganda. i've seen so many people wave it off and instead fawn over his looks. and trust me, i know it ended up being kind of pathetic and weird - but please don't brush it off as a "modelling opportunity" for him. it's a fucking terrifying message the police are sending.

i want to make a few comparisons here, in case you're not from the US or familiar with why the perp walk thing is something to pay attention to. just to set the groundwork for why this is a purposeful, unusual, and cruel act by the nyc police - for why this is not a common occurrence and for why that matters.

the prosecution alleges the show of force is due to the charge of "terrorism." for comparison, in june 2015, tsarnaev was found guilty for the boston marathon bombing, which killed 3 people and injured hundreds. his actions are considered to be an act of domestic terrorism. i have spent the last hour looking through google for pictures of similar to mangione's perp walk - and so far, i have found zero. i also just do not personally remember a moment like that, despite living in boston at the time.

they allege that luigi is a stone-cold killer who carried out a longterm plan, making him particularly dangerous. again for comparison: in nyc, recently cory martin was found guilty of the killing of brandy odom. the murder was planned and premeditated to steal insurance money. and yet no staged perp walk. why didn't her life matter enough for a "show of force"?

but mangione gets paraded by a veritable army of police officers as if he is a rabid animal. for a single citizen who allegedly killed one other single citizen, the "largest perp walk ever" occurs.

so what is the "strong message" that the mayor and the police were trying to send here? the mayor speaks as if mangione is already convicted of terrorism. there is a very thin number of people who feel threatened by the CEO's death. none of us felt like mangione needs to be under massive armed guard.

the message is that you shouldn't resist. they are trying to "make an example" of him - that if you behave badly and kill a single rich person, you'll be treated as if you killed hundreds of people. you will be treated worse than a man who was found guilty of terrorism. you will be considered guilty without trial. the message is that the rich are a protected class, and you cannot touch them without massive punishment. they are trying to prevent a revolution by showing dominance and force against you.

the message is that the police are a puppet of the wealthy and that the law is not equally applied across class disparity. it is "some are more equal than others." it is "one life is more precious than another."

the show of force wasn't for luigi. it was for us. it was a warning. they are trying to remind us who is really in control.

[xiaq]

Fun story. When I was actively being stalked (both online and IRL), I contacted the police exactly one time. I showed them the physical notes that had been left under the wiper blade on my car after I blocked the man on social media. I showed them the previous Facebook messages this man had sent me that described, in detail, what he wanted to do to me.

The police said they couldn’t help me because the man had not actually physically done any of those things to me. He’d just talked about his desires. They even made excuses for him. He’s awkward. He’s lonely. You’re pretty. It’s a compliment.

So friendly reminder that when a man with a record and weapons makes verbal/written threats against a woman, there’s nothing police can do.

But when a frustrated woman being denied medical coverage with no record and no weapons makes a “verbal threat” against a corporation, she’s arrested immediately.

[momosweetpeach]

I had thought about if Luffy had recruited the Strawhats in a different order and they got to see different crewmates origins/events leading up to becoming pirates, and well-

Zoro's whole first-meeting ordeal might have left a different first-impression with Sanji

[squipedmew]

and suddently the rate of no-mercy routes goes up by 300%

[noodles-and-tea]

He’s really committed to the whole “bat” thing