#while corvus wasnt

[adashulaz]

Corvus wants to marry Soren, so he makes them marriage necklaces because his parents had them. Corvus even goes as far as to ask Rayla for her blessing of marrying Soren because his Mom asked his Mamas parents for their blessing. He has it all planned out because he wants it to be special for Soren.

But one day they're both just laying in bed. Well Soren is laying in bed, Corvus is sitting up and reading a book. It's their day off so they're just enjoying each other's company. Soren is just watching Corvus read, he just woke up. Corvus probably already knows and is just letting him slowly wake up and Soren doesn't mind, he enjoys watching Corvus simply exist.

But there is something that Soren has been thinking about, something that he wants so desperately. Soren wants to marry Corvus. The thought first appeared when Soren woke up before Corvus and saw the man sleeping so peacefully. And it was running circles around his head as he watched Corvus read.

"Will you marry me?"

The question came out quietly but Corvus still heard it. Soren didn't even mean to say it aloud, not yet at least. But it didn't matter, it's out in the open and he wants to know Corvus' answer. Corvus can only stare, he's been planning on asking Soren for so long. Like stated before, he had everything planned out. Yet somehow, Soren managed to beat him to the punch. Just like when they first got together,

Corvus had a whole plan on asking Soren to be his. Soren asked first, they were in a similar situation to now. They were just relaxing together and Soren just asked, there was no build up, nothing to indicate that Soren was going to ask. Soren just asked and waited for a response.

Much like now, he's staring at Corvus and simply waiting for an answer. Corvus can only get out a weak, "huh?" which causes Soren to push himself up into a sitting position. Corvus set his book down, giving Soren his full attention. Corvus was going to say yes but his mouth was faster than his brain in that moment.

"We can get married if we want to and I want to marry you. Do you wanna marry me?"

It was a simple but honest explanation. Soren stared at Corvus much like a cat that gave its owner a mouse and was now waiting for a response of any kind.

"I do want to marry you."

[stuck-in-jelly]

My favorite ongoing background thing with Corvus is the fact he prefers to travel by horse but yet is constantly put in a postion where everyone around him is like “but the giant cats/dragons are much faster!”

And he just has to begrudgingly accept he may never have the luxury of riding a normal horse again

[poisonrunsthroughveins]

"If you hadnt yelled at her and actually listen to what she had to say she wouldve told you shes not planning on dragging him anywhere, when the trip is for him, and she certainly wasnt dumb enough to take him while hes half dead, she was planning on going once he was actually able to leave."

They cross theyre arms "You and i both know hes as stubborn as her, if she leaves now while hes still bedridden he will find a way to follow her, then they can both end up dead or worse.. And i dont want that for either of them"

"But if you had listened, and she waits til Corvus is fine, and the three of you go out you can actually watch eachothers back and make sure the three of you come back alive- oh fuck ir even if you yourself dont go i have faith thr two of them can even watch eachothers back"

"Percival are you insane??" Wren says loudly stepping into his office, theyre hair messy theyre arms crossed

"Your letting Aurora leave on her own? When Crane is fucking out there helll bent on hurting and killing people Corvus cares for? When she has a kid now sneaky enough to fucking follow her and get himself hurt?

I care for you Percival your a dear friend of mine. But this is insane. Corvus had wanted to go and that was his decision. They were going to be safe and even bring you along but-" they pinch the bridge of theyre nose, frustration and worry laced in theyre tone, tears brimming from theyre eyes

"The two- the three of you wouldve had a good shot at whatever the fuck Corvus plan was, but her on her own? Shes going to get herself killed! Or hurt or-

Fucking aye she wont even let me join her"

@poisonrunsthroughveins

For God's sake.

I don't want her to go on her own. Of course I don't. But I can't let her drag Corvus out into the forest when he can still barely move, I can't let her take him back out to where Crane is.

And I can't stop her from leaving. She's far too stubborn. If she wants me to come then she can ask herself, but I'm not offering. Crane terrifies me.

[mspaintbunny]

oof meant to send some of these yesterday, hope i'm not too late !! 5, 11, 15, 18, 30, & hope you're having a good day/night btw <3333

5. Are you a monsterfucker? What’s your favourite monster? i wanna say yes? but in a very limited fashion, only humanoid ones and even then just some of them my favourite monster is corvus from dragon quest 9 (more specifically the half corrupted half angel form) i would say ganondorf, but it doesnt count if he can transform into a monster but id only fuck his human form now does it

11. Do you have something you haven’t tried yet, but you still KNOW you’ll like? A lot actually, i havent had any sexual encounters since before i started hrt and its like i wasnt even a person back then, didnt know what i liked and didnt even care about my own pleasure 😔

15. Is there a thing that people do that makes you go absolutely crazy? crazy i a good way? well you should already know ive talked about this before 😳

18. What title do you think you prefer? (eg: sir, puppy, master, slave, etc) is bunny a title? i also like kitten, but it feels like im blurring the line between title and petname with those two princess is definitely a title tho and i like that title i think more people should call me princess

30. What’s the horniest you’ve ever been? What did you do about it? i gotta say that'd very recently while uhm... talking with a certain someone, i was leaking like crazy, the "getting off without touching myself" trick reached unexpected highs it was awesome eventually started humping my pillow and i was so fucking overstimulated but couldnt reach a climax, had to go all out and when i finally came that shit was explosive, never since i started hrt have i actually come so much cum

[darksaiyangoku]

Alright, guess I’ll send a Christmas prompt thingy: Dragonslayer! Jaune and Yang are spending time together and are about kiss, only for Raven to accidentally walk in on the duo. Raven in question wants to reconcile with her daughter, but does a poor job at it, so Jaune (having living with seven sisters previously) offers to help, and slowly gaining her approval in dating her daughter.

Episode 11 of RWBY Christmas Specials is here!!!!

The Rose-Xiao Long household was quiet this Christmas Day. After a big delicious meal, cooked by Ruby and Tai, Jaune and Yang snuggled up together on top of their bed. Jaune tussled Yang’s hair slightly, smiling as he did. Normally she would burst into a rage of someone even dared think about touching her hair, but Jaune was one of the few exceptions.

Yang: What are you thinking about, Ladykiller?

Jaune: *mock pondering* I’m thinking *carresses Yang’s cheek* that I want to kiss you all over.

Yang: *smirks* Ooooh, I like the sound of that.

Jaune held her shoulders while Yang cupped his cheeks as their lips met. They both hummed in delight as they enjoyed the beautiful sensastion and taste of each other. Soon Jaune began to straddle Yang and moved his lips closer to her neck. Yang bit her bottom lip, trying not wake her sister and dad. Suddenly, she heard a slashing sound and, next to the door, she saw a woman with black hair, red eyes, crimson armour and a small rectangular object wrapped in brown cloth. Yang gestured Jaune to stop and the blonde boy and out of his bed at the shock of seeing Raven. The two women stared at each other, fists clenched and teeth bared.

Raven: Hello Yang.

Yang: Hello Raven.

Raven: *raises eyebrow* Really? You refer me by my first name?

Yang: *standing up* As far as I can tell, you lost the mom status when you left.

Raven: Listen here, someone had to take charge of the tribe and it certainly wasn’t going to be my idiot brother!

Yang: *eyes flash red* So you decided that those murderous bastards were more important than your own family?

Raven: *eyes spark* They ARE my family.

Yang: Gee, some family you have there! A bunch of thugs and lowlifes who do nothing but cause misery and pain for others...... just like you do.

Raven: *clenches fist* That’s not true.

Yang: *scoffs* The only time you ever show up is when you need something. So whatever it is, just find Qrow or dad and leave us the hell alone!

Raven: *grits teeth* I didn’t come for them, I cane for you!

Yang: *eyes flash red* Whatever you want I don’t have!

Raven: *stamps foot* I CAME HERE TO APOLOGISE!

The room became deathly silent as Jaune looked at the two women exchanging fierce glares. The words struck Yang like a bolt of lightning.

Yang: ......no.

Raven: *shocked* What?

Yang: *eyes flash red* I said no! You had years to make up for everything but you didn’t! What, just because it’s Christmas, you think you can just waltz in here and expect me to forgive you? It doesn’t work like that!

Raven: Yang I-

Yang: *semblance activates* SHUT UP! YOI BETTER GET RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR I’LL-

Jaune: *yelling* YANG STOP!

Yang: *turns to Jaune* What?

Jaune: *panting* I said..... stop.

Yang: *eyes turn lilac* You can’t be serious.

Jaune: I am. I know how you feel about Raven, but I think you should hear her out.

Yang: Hear her out? Why the fuck should I hear her out? I’m never going to forgive her!

Jaune: *sighing* I’m not saying you have to forgive her, but at least listen to her. She came all this way to see YOU. That has to mean something. Whether or not you want to forgive her is your call, but at least try to hear her out.

Yang: ........

Jaune: Please, Yang. For me.

Yang: *sighs* Fine. *turns to Raven* Say what you need to.

Raven: *fidgeting* I......... I’m not good at this sort of thing. I’ve made a big mistake and I chose the Tribe over you. I’ll be honest, I did expect all of this to blow over quickly and everything would be fine. *chuckles* Clearly I was wrong.

Yang: Well, at least you know that it was a stupid plan, but it still doesn’t explain why you came here in the first place.

Raven: .......because of your sister.

Yang: *eyes wide* What?

Jaune: *gasping* You met with Ruby?

Raven: *nods head* Yes. She and that cat were on a mission to Kuroyuri. My tribe was there and...... let’s just say we got into a scuffle. It was there that Ruby and I clashed. *chuckles* She’s gotten quite skilled. Even I wasn’t a match for her. When she disarmed me, she also tosses her weapon aside and...... just talked.

Yang: Just talked?

Raven: Yes. She told me everything you’ve been through. What you lost, what you gained, how hard you fought and........ how much you inspired her. It was there that she made me realise that I needed talk to you. Because....... *tearing up* I never realised how much of a horrible mother I really was.

Yang: *soft breaths*

Raven: *crying* In all your darkest moments, in all your struggles, I should’ve been there! To help you, to support you and to let know......... that you weren’t alone and that........ everything would be okay.

Yang: *tearing up*

Raven: *crying* But I wasnt! I was so fixated on my old family that I didn’t dare to give my new one a chance! I-I know that this doesn’t fix the mistakes I made, nor does it make up for the fact that...... I was never there for you.......... but I’m here now and I wanna start over.

Yang: Start over?

Raven: I-I won’t leave the tribe........ but I want to change it. To make it something better than it is now. Reforge it as Huntsmen tribe......... and I want you to be a part of it.

Yang: I-

Raven: You don’t have to decide right now, you can take all the time you need. But I am serious of wanting to be part of your life again........ if you’ll have me.

Yang said nothing and slowly walked over to Raven. The bandit leader winced, expecting a punch. Instead, she felt arms wrap around her as her daughter drew her in for a warm embrace.

Yang: Raven........ this is a lot to take in. You coming over here, knowing that you spoke with Ruby, wanting to change the tribe. I-I just don’t..... don’t know if I can forgive you just yet.

Raven: .......

Yang: *tearing up* But I’m willing to try.

Raven: *tearing up* ....you will?

Yang: *smiles* Yes. This is the first step. Merry Christmas Raven.

Raven: *tightens hug* Merry Christmas Yang.

Jaune smiled at the sight of them. Though not entirely fixed, their relationship was beginning to heal. He tried to leave the room, but was caught by Raven.

Jaune: Wait, what are- oof!

Raven: *brings Jaune into the hug* Come here you!

Jaune: *incoherent noises*

Yang: *chuckles* She seems to like you now.

Minutes passed and Jaune had escorted Raven downstairs to the guest bedroom. Meanwhile, Yang opened the cloth to find a small, silver and red dagger with a black handle. She looked at it ominously, glancing at a small note near it. Curious, she began to read:

To my little firebird,

I hope this finds you well. The New Branwen Tribe would like to welcome you and your family into our ranks. From this forward, we will dedicate our lives to proctection instead of destruction. This dagger was forged when the tribe was first founded and, normally, tradition would dictate that this would go to the son of the leader, but I decided to make an exception here. I wish you and your family well, especially your mother and uncle. Merry Christmas, my dear.

Your grandfather, Corvus Branwen.

Tears fell from her face as Yang smiled. Her family was whole again and was beginning to grow even further, with the addition of her boyfriend. She would remember this day forever, recounting it to her children every year.

[iwillbecomealawyer]

i know this has prolly been talked about

but for me, i really liked how they handled grief in this season

with callum, he didnt just cry and said ‘oh no’ and moved on, they carried it out through the episodes,;;; like hell the scene where he was reading harrow’s letter and the way his expressions were handled got me to tears

and for ezran, i saw how devastated he was, the moment of shocked realization growing on his face as soon as corvus calls him the king. wanting to be alone and spending time with claudia while they both shared their losses was so good to see. and how he wanted to go back to katolis and take the throne makes it even better

idk how to explain it but gughghhhh theres just something so refreshing about seeing these kids actually grieving, and it doesnt just end with ezran and callum. even claudia wasnt completely over her mom and dad’s separation since she cried while telling their story to ezran

(idk how to put ny thoughts into words im so sorry i hope it makes somewhat sense jakdsk)

[dahniwitchoflight]

Zodiac - “Circle of Animals”

Recently I’ve been thinking about zodiac signs because the meaning of Zodiac always bugged me because the signs it represents doesn’t match what it means

Zodiac means “Circle of Animals” representing the animal constellations along the circle of the equator in the sky at night

But in western Astrology, our modern constellations are not all Animals, we have some human figures (Gemini, Virgo) as well as inanimate tools (Aquarius, Libra) as well as some mythological or chimerical creations (Saggitarius, Capricorn)

and I was wondering, if we did assign actual real life animals to those signs, what would they possibly be? and why?

So I went back to the roots of it all, Sumerian and then Babylonian star catalogues to try and find an answer, after all, the modern signs were only based off of these older signs, they have become changed in the process, usually during Greek and Roman times and then later sort of “solidified” in modern times (And then also with a sprinkling of mythological tales common in those star regions to see the association between the animal and the meaning of the modern signs)

and what I discovered was actually very interesting, a lot of the times, the actual direct lines and boundaries between constellations were very often blurred, changed, moved, warped and argued about, so that actually over time, you can find that a lot of different symbols were associated with different constellations at some point in time

but overall, I discovered themes between constellations and their neighbors, the ones they would usually share boundaries, and therefore you could share their symbols with as well

One of the more famous ones of these being Scorpio and Libra, aka back in the day they were of one constellation, called the Scorpion, the region of the sky that we know as Libra today was simply known then as “the Scorpion’s Claws” with Scorpio being the Body and the Stinger

but also the region of the sky nearest Libra was associated with various reptiles, serpens Cauda, the snake’s head and hydra the dragon (i promise this isn’t a homestuck joke astrology post lol)

as well as in certain phases of history we instead see that whole region drawn differently, or connected the stars differently as “the eagle fighting the snake” 

Now, there is a lot of snake symbolism and mythology out there that would actually suggest that Scorpio as a water sign associated with (Esp Male) sexuality and mystery and named for a “sting” would be better served by the Serpent symbol, and Libra, as an Air sign associated with ideals of justice and balance fits in pretty well with the Eagle!  but also both signs being associated with Swords as well is a neat association (Scorpion was seen as an amoured beast, and called the Sword of Heaven, associated with War and Battle, Libra is where we get our Lady Justice figure from, Scales in one hand, Sword in the other, the Eagle is a very modern symbolism of War as well) makes the idea of them being figures “battling” eachother fit in with the imagery of the Snake and the Eagle quite well as well! Not to mention the imagery in the first place comes from the fact that the Eagle and Snake are natural enemies, eagle carries away snake, snake bites eagle

So, for me, I rather much associate Scorpius constellation with a Serpent, and Libra with an Eagle (Could be other Birds of Prey specifically, but Eagle is the one actually named)

as well as Corvus the Raven and Hydra the Snake were next to eachother and near Libra as well, Aquila the eagle is near as well

next, the constellation next to these guys, Virgo!

this one was actually very interesting the turn it took me, but I quite like the animal I ended up with

to begin with, the original constellation here is called “The Furrow” meaning a tilled portion of a farmer field, and was associated with various earthy things like growth, ears of corn specifically as symbols and farming in general

the direction modern symbolism took this in was to associate “The Furrow” with earthy mother goddesses of corn because women invented farming from our earlier hunter-gather days and well, Furrow also basically meaning hole in the ground where things grow out of, hint hint, feminine sexual symbolism we’ll say

but myths also associated the area with Dogs, and their domestication! like the story of Erigone and Maera. the story goes that Erigone’s father was taught the art of making wine out of grapes by Dionysus, her father gave the wine to some travellers, but they, thinking he had been poisoned by him not knowing was intoxication was, killed him and buried him under a tree. Erigone not knowing her father’s status couldn’t find him but, but her close dog companion Maera was able to catch the scent of wine from her father and led her to find his body, where, she ended up killing herself out of grief, hanging herself on the tree and her dog killed itself out of grief for her and jumped in a well to kill itself, Dionysus was enraged by the travellers behaviour ruining the family he intended to bless and raised them all into the stars, Erigone becoming Virgo, Maera Canis and her father as Bootes.

not suprisingly Canis Minor/Canis Major are Dog Constellations that are near Virgo, but perhaps more surprisingly is that Leo, Virgo’s neighbour, in times where Leo is drawn with some of Virgo stars as a different constellation is also called The Dog

so, Virgo is a Dog! But what do Dogs have to do with Women and Farming and Virgos modern associations with being neat and orderly and in control of everything?

Well, think of what dogs were being domesticated for in that time, mostly they were sheep dogs, and much closer to in those days to domesticated repurposed wolves than our modern cute little pet pomerianians (the word for dogs in most cultures pre domestication was everything between “child snatcher” and “corpse eater” and modern dog-based insults are remnants of that)

So you have the images of an Alpha Wolf, Leader of the Pack or even “Mama Wolf” figure, transformed and trained into a loyal partner for the farmer in a delicate dance of submission, turned from dangerous stranger inhabiting our midst to a coperative cohabitor, helping them shepherd their livestock by “acting” as wolves to scare herds into their proper places, like getting all your ducks in a row, training their natural behaviour for a humanly useful and utilitarian purpose, and over time through selective breeding becoming the sort of dogs we are familiar with today

So with that in Mind, I think for the Zodiac’s symbolism purposes Virgo as either Dog or Wolf would be accurate, but Canine in general is the point

a point for wolf though is another older close to virgo sumerian constellation being Wolf also called “Seeder of the Plough”, another association between Wolves domesticated by Farmers

Next we’ll talk about Aquarius, the Water-Bearer and his associations

also an air sign despite the name and the symbol, and in modern times associated with rebellion, eccentricity but also servitude and knowledge, the “water” he pours in most mythologies surrounding the constellation is life and creation, as a god in sumeria he was Ea or Enki, he is the Giver of life and all good things, aka his “water” poured into the earth’s “furrows” was what created all of life and creation (yes, the sexual imagery was intended) but aquarians as air signs are intellectual but flighty never really holding to one thing unless their stubborn and always going against the flow and contrary for the sake of contrariness always talking and in general just flying all over the place and getting into everything

the constellation itself was literally called “the Great One” for Ea the god, but the animal associations are a bit more tenuous here, the areas in the sky he is nearest to, and in some places depictions of Ea himself with wings and birdfeet, all have birdllike qualities, the Square of Pegasus is near, as well as once again, the boundaries between Pisces and Aquarius were different and nearer the Pisces half you have this old constellations called “The Tail of the Swallow” and “The Swallow” or also “The Dove” (through Pisces being associated with a human goddess of doves at one point as well) depicting a small bird with a forked/split feather tail (and were argued about if they were one constellation or two, much like Libra/Scorpio)

So, I can probably say that like Libra, Aquarius is also a Bird, but unlike Libra’s larger more warlike birds of prey, Aquarius’s bird is something much more akin to that gentle Dove or flightly Swallow

a Dove would certainly be the stronger symbol of the two, but Swallow was the one named so *shrug* like Wolf or Dog, the most important thing is Small Prey Bird, rather than Large Predator Bird

then there’s also the fact that the common image of a Dove Carrying the Signs of Life, from Noah’s ark like an olive branch or tree leaf, is a very common strong symbol that connects it directly to Aquarius’s Carrier of the Waters of Life. aka theyre both Life Carriers

Nest Again we have Capricorn, whose usually mythology is that of the Sea-Goat

but since while this one is an animal, its a mythological animal

but surprisingly back in ye old sumerian days, Capricorn was a constellation that represented the symbols of the god Ea, representing his loyal animal servants

and in those days, Capricorn (though obs it wasnt called capricorn) was equally depicted as either the Sea Goats or the Turtle! as those were both his servants

it was just random chance I guess that Sea-Goat ended up being the more popular depiction as time went on

But the Turtle/Tortoise fits surprisingly well with Capricorn’s established imagery as an Earth sign heavily associated with Water imagery, as well as Capricorn’s nature of being hardworking stubborn, slow and steadily climbing the ladder, and much more serious looking and longevital with forward long term plans as the Turtle than as the more playful and silly shortlived Goat

and even though a turtle might be more of a water creature youd think, Capricorn, Pisces and Aquarius are all water associated because there in an area of the sky called the Great Sea where a bunch of watery signs all live, and Turtle is still very heavily an Earthy water creature, just like the Swallow or Dove is associated with the myths of the Great Flood, think Noah’s ark where its always some form of small bird that is the first to discover the receding waters and bring hope to humanity

Nest then we have Saggitarius, the Archer, this one is a lot more simple compared to the other ones, its a Horse, obviously

but the reasoning goes much deeper than that, because it turns out, Horse may have been the intended Animal Symbol from the very start!

because back in Sumerian Days, while they had domesticated Dogs, Cattle, Sheep, Oxen etc they hadn’t yet domesticated things like Horse or Camels! so the images of the Centaur, the Man Upon the Horse, was misinterpreted from them seeing other cultures riding upon these apparently wild and undomesticated animals, and mistaking them instead for creatures with a horselike body and human top part

likely they saw foreign warriors or hunters hunting on horseback with the obvious tool, arrows, and misunderstood it as a strange mythological creature associated also with bows and arrows and thusly named it Centaur, and the mythical creature just happen to stick around and be a thing even after later peoples domesticated horses

anyway the orignal sumerian symbol was indeed a Centaur, but not called a centaur, it was called Pabilsag and was actually also associated with various forms of Ea and Enki, but depicting him as half horse was only one variation of him in the saggitarius section of the sky rather than in the Aquarius side, often here he was very chimerical, taking upon various animals parts of various things, dog heads, bird wings, snake tails, horse bodies, scorpion bodies etc and was really more like a hodgepodge of various zodiac animals with Ea on top

but since no other parts of the sky was associated was anything horselike (besides like, Pegasus but only later for greek myth) 

to me it makes sense that Saggitarius’s Real Animal is simply the humble Horse

Finally we have the last non real animal sign left and that is Gemini

Gemini actually has the weakest connection to any real life animal out of all the signs, because Gemini has been pretty solidly The Great Twins since the original sumerian constellations, once they were absorbed into Orion to become “The Giant” but thats pretty much it

however!

Gemini as the Twins were also associated as the two faces/aspects/sides of Nergal, Babylonian god of the underworld, and the Panther is the sacred beast of Nergal, the Babylonian lord of the dead also known as “The (storm)demon with the wide open mouth “ often depicted as a great black panther or a panther griffin beast, think sort of their version of a cerberus creature!

so, we got another big cat in the Zodiac, but, the imagery we can take from a cool dark underworld Panther is very different then the one we get from the great roaring sunny Lion

if we start with Gemini as a Panther, we can use Gemini’s astrological meaning to further shape it

Gemini’s are fast talking, witty, charming, silver tongued, mysterious, surprisingly often hated by people because theyre misunderstood, just have a different overall way of interacting and airy personality and thoughts, but can be overactive and crazy and lovable and cute all at once

and when combine all that with “Black Panther” you get a symbolism image much more in line with how modern people think of House Cats in general, or even Black Cats if you wanna get really specific, it lends itself really well to Gemini;s meaning, and it has its base in something associated with Gemini from the beginning

so the Cat it is!

and with that we have our revised true western “Circle of Animals”

Aries - Ram

Taurus - Bull

Gemini - Cat (or Small Cat)

Cancer - Crab

Leo - Lion (or Big Cat)

Virgo -  Wolf (or Dog/Canine)

Libra - Eagle (or Large Predator Bird)

Scorpio - Serpent (or you can keep Scorpion, but I’ve fallen in love with Serpent Scorpio)

Saggitarius - Horse

Capricorn - Turtle/Tortoise

Aquarius - Swallow/Dove (or Small Prey Bird)

Pisces - Fish

[rhuemis]

13

13. Introduce your current party.

hoo boy so we got: 

-Scales

-Rhys

-Jeckyl

-Isiah

imma put the lengthy descriptions under a read more aha

Scales ((I dont think Scales even has a surname lmfao)):

-Warlock but insists that hes the party medic

-A white dragonborn that was born without scales due to a birth defect who has more than a few screws lose, calls himself a ‘doctor’ and we cant quite tell whether thats the truth or not

-Grew up in a brothel and now travels with the party to gain ‘medical knowledge’ whatever that means

-Has dissected the corpse of a literal god, harvests organs from whatever we kill and puts them all into bottles and then offers to transplant them into you if you get even remotely injured 

-Is already mildly possessed but then ate some of the tentacles from a weird squid god for fun and then got DOUBLE possessed and tentacles shot out of his mouth and we had to drag him to a temple 

-Something burst out of his chest one morning and now its his familiar. We were all stood at the door to his room like ‘This is Scales, this could just be part of his morning routine for all we know.’

- Speaks with a heavy German accent which makes anything Scales does like 4000 times better

-Isiah has literally promised his corpse to Scales

- Despite his quirks is protective of his party and deserves a pat on the snoot every so often

 Rhys Lignius

- Half-elf sorcerer that currently has more levels in warlock than sorcerer

- hes the mom friend of the group and is a pretty serious guy, hes the one who gets shit done but not before he monologues so hard that the rest of us party members say ‘oh fuck no im not listening to Rhys’ spiel again’

-Came from a very important family and is very proud of his Latian heritage, doesnt let you forget that hes a big fuckin deal lmao hes on a mission to do something in relation to his father but hes not quite spilled on exactly what yet, hes just trying to get to some ancient ruins

- Is so much of an actual loser that whenever he casts Prestidigitation he clicks his fingers and the whole party has started doing it back at him jokingly

-Despite being a square we all love him and hes probably the most reliable in the group. Lawful Good™.

-Flavours my bacon.

-Is the metaphorical designated driver of the party, cleans up after us shit monkeys.

-Is physically around 22 years old but might as well be 55 years old.

Jeckyl Corvus:

- Newest party member, a half-elf rogue that keeps getting cockblocked from actually stealing anything

-Wrote a really intense anonymous love letter to my character and slid it under his room door at a tavern a few years before the campaign started after watching him perform and recognises Isiah but Isiah doesnt realise it was him who wrote the letter yet

-Spent some time in gay baby jail for being part of a group of thieves that got bamboozled by a rich and powerful family and was abandoned by the people he thought of as family.

-Wanted to be a tailor in the years before his taste for adventuring kicked him in the nards. He ended leaving his family to go and explore but this decision ultimately ended up with his family being stripped of everything they had so now hes plagued by The Guilt™. Wants to eventually save/steal enough money to get his family back on it’s feet again.

-Rugged and handsome but the most important thing you need to know about Jeckyl is that he keeps a pet mouse in his pocket named Rupert and that one day Jeckyl wants to fucking transmute him into an owl or some shit because he just cannot be satisfied huh. ‘Oh Rupert was my only friend whilst I was living on the streets blah blah blah’ yeah sure tell that to his face whilst you go fuckin Fullmetal Alchemist on his ass. Love Rupert for the contents of his character, not his form smh.

-Acts suave and cool but loses all of that composure when it comes to Isiah. Would probably commit sepukku if Isiah died. 

-Has a lot of knives, which Scales finds ‘respectable’. 

-First combat fuckin crits the fish plant man that had Isiah grappled 15ft underwater out of sheer gay panic. RIP Shape of Water fish man, you’ll be sorely missed.

Isiah Vakalyn:

-My character so you know hes....really something. Half-elf bard.

-Comes from a weirdly strict family who were actually fucking cultists and were ((and probably still are)) planning on sacrificing him to a demon or some shit but Isiah didnt even notice this shit and still has no idea. He thought everybody was taught Infernal and that families were just like that. His family told him to become a bard and he obeyed. They told him study and he obeyed. They limited his interaction to the outside world and he only really started thinking for himself after he made his first proper friend who then also later fucked him over real bad.

-Ran away from home after being cucked by his “only friend” into maybe murdering her dad we dunno if he died or not but I sure did stab him a lot. She lied and told him she was being abused by her dad and Isiah saw red and agreed to her murder plot only to be abandoned midway through. He also pickpocketed for her for like a year beforehand bc she said she was poor. She was very not poor. Bring on the subsequent trust issues.

-Is a bard but hates getting attention so he wears a black rabbit mask when he performs in front anything that isnt a small crowd. He found that mask in his house so you know thats gonna be some spooky cult shit.

- Is only 5′4 and is very conscious of it. Luckily the party is very understanding and calls him ‘the halfling’ or ‘the midget’ lovingly to watch him implode.

-Once accidentally stole a dwarven baby. Named it Isiah jr.

-Has a pet eel named Illius who is the most fuckin talented eel you’ll ever find. He glows! He talks! He beats your ass at card games! Translates languages! We found him behind a door that was sealed by magic and was only opened after Isiah played the music notes on the map we found. Those notes were an exert of a song by the most famous of all bards, Rickus Astelyus. Lo and behold behind the door was a huge tanks with a heckin good boy inside and Isiah adopted him IMMEDIATELY. Loves bacon bits and scritches.

-Received an anonymous love letter a few years back that gives him major anxiety and literally avoids the city he got it from. RIP Jeckyl youre gonna have to talk to him about that, Isiah is oblivious and has no idea lmao.

- Loves to eat bacon and recently bought out the bacon from the local tavern. Feeds some to Illius because its what he deserves. He’s also currently carrying a fuckton of bread, cheese, jam, and flour. Food is practically his way of diplomacy as he gives some to whoever he meets. It’s almost like his way of nervous self-defence. When tentacles shot out of Scale’s mouth Isiah just started shovelling bread into the tentacles and Scales woke up feeling incredibly full lmao.

-Has also in his inventory: a gay erotica book, a romance novel in a language he cant read, a rainbow slinkie, a magic mood ring that gives him poison resistance, 6 wolf teeth, a wolf leg bone, some gems, 4 days worth of rations on top of all the food he already has, a violin, a flute, and a fancy lute that he found in Illius’ chamber.

-Hes just nervous but loud mouthed and contradicts himself a lot. Anxious and eccentric. Says that hes just a bard and wasnt meant for any kind of greater scheme but the universe has other plans.

-Was once dabbed at by the god of entertainment, Apollon. ((Apollon is the only god Isiah really cares about lmao)).

and despite him not being in the party anymore im gonna give honorary mention to my favourite skyrim-glitch-of-a-barbarian, Florys:

-Was the character of a guy who played with us for one session. At the beginning of the next session he was on webcam with us all and we were about to start playing when suddenly his camera cut out and he went offline and weve literally not seen from him since. He’s not been online in over a month now. Some common theories in our group is that hes off fighting ISIS or got arrested for weed right there and then.

-Due to this weird player disappearance our DM, Benjamin, had to take control of Florys whilst we looked for a new party member. In the session that the player disappeared from we didnt know if he was gonna come back or not so Benjamin had Florys suddenly contract a horrific stomach bug and was just in the tavern toilet presumably making a fuckin hole in the floor with the noise it apparently made lmfao Isiah actually had to try and play music over the top of Florys’ shitfest at one point and only just managed to drown the sound out. But as time went by days were eventually passing in the campaign and the player still hadnt come back so poor Florys was not having a great time in the bathroom for several DAYS.

-Eventually the DM realised that this player was not gonna come back and that the party was short on a tank so he started piloting Florys for a while to accompany us on our quest ((and miraculously recovering from his terrifying stomach illness)) but hed forgotten how the player said Florys was so just was making shit up on the fly. I specifically remember the original player of Florys saying ‘Oh Florys isn’t like those stereotypical dumb barbarians’ which is why I lost my shit when the Florys being piloted by the DM turned around and said ‘What the fuck is a triangle?’ ... Florys is practically brain-damaged at this point, I think it might be the DMs retribution for the player disappearing lmao

-Threw all of his hand axes into a river during one fight and then into a cieling the next, which provoked Isiah to jokingly call out: ‘Oh, Florys! You’re so handsome and cool!’ which Florys with his last 2 braincells took seriously. The handsome and cool line became an on-running meme and gets used whenever any of us fucks up lmao

-For some reason grew rlly attached to a piano he found in Illius’ chamber and carried it around with him out of two parts stubborness two parts piano LUST.

-We ended up using him as a mule to carry all of our heavy shit bc he’d just do it and he literally wouldn’t think anything of it.

-We found a giant birds nest and Florys for some reason picked it up and carried it away and got fucking kidnapped by a giant bird so now hes literally just in fucking sky somewhere sat in a birds nest and being flown around which is wild bc we expected the DM to just kill Florys but instead hes just in the fucking sky where he belongs. Like legit hes just sat in there. Hes just in the sky. Godspeed.

HEAVES I could write so much more but this is already incredibly lengthy so here take it

also @redthebattler idk if any of this would be interesting to you lmao