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velvetwyrme · 6 months ago
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jazz and prowl beetles..... jeetle and peetle.....
jeetle and peetle ahdjdlslwnfbfmwbk,,,
also while im here: did you know that beetle wings fold up to fit under their shells (elytra)?
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some beetles have really big wings in comparison to their body...
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hailsatanacab · 2 years ago
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A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc
"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."
"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.
"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.
"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"
"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.
"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."
"This is where I live."
"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"
"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"
"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."
"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."
"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."
"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"
"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"
"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"
"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"
"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"
"Please, call me Bruce."
"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."
Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.
"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."
#dpxdc#batpham#i forget - can we tag the parent fandoms? w/e#immediately alfred's like: while i do appreciate your initiative may i suggest it wait until after dinner?#and danny - who has barely eaten proper homecooked food ever - takes one bite and then absolutely wolfs down the whole lot#after he's finished he's like 'bear with - I've got to add that to the 'Reasons I Would Like to Live Here' section'#danny's powerpoint has tailored sections for each batfam member with lists of reasons why they'd get along#my au thoughts on this is that the fentons disowned danny when he told them he was phantom#and that this is after the ultimate enemy - wherein which he allied himself with the JL to fight against dan#(which didnt really work at all - BUT he knows some of their identities now INCLUDING batman's)#so one of the main reasons why he'd be a great fit is that he knows their vigilante status anyway so they don’t need to worry about secrets#dick just turns to tim like 'he’s your friend. he learnt this from you.'#tim: 'i didn't tell him our identities!! i would never!!'#dick: 'no i know that. it's the stalker tendancies. it's baby tim all over again'#tim: scandalised gasp#they all eat dinner in silence just super subdued and in shock and sending glances to bruce and danny#duke like: 'so i know I'm the last one in the family but like... this isn't how it normally happens right? did any of you make powerpoints?#tim gets all shifty because he absolutely did make a powerpoint he just never actually showed it to anyone#everyone stares at tim because they all know. it was in one of bab's blackmail files she has on him#damian's slide has danny offering to throw down at any time. 'tim says you like to prove yourself with your skills?#how about a real challenge? if i beat you then you have to vote yes to adopting me!'#damian is in two minds about accepting because... 1) look at him damian could take danny in his sleep! but#2) on the off chance that he does win... damian does not want any more brothers#(he takes the bet and its a suprisingly fun fight - and while he'll never say this... he would vote yes even without the wager)#on one of danny's slides there's a picture of ellie: you'll also get my clone sister! two children for the price of one!!#uhhh.... thats it now - I've been having fun with this haha#spent all day with the 'ive lured you here under false pretences' 'danny i live here' line in my head haha#anyway enjoy!!!!!! this was fun#i wanna make these slides so bad
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weirdglassthing · 9 months ago
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LOA Shiptober Day 4: How They Met
October content month was ambitious..
This one took me. Shockingly long. Whoops! I’ll probably end up jumping around the prompt list and it might extend into November 😋
I’ll try to do day 31 on the actual date of Halloween though 🫡
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starrypawu · 11 months ago
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vicagent doodles :3
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also a stupid ass comic jhfjheksfhs
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rumours spread twice as fast and get twice as worse when its ballista passing them around LOL
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pinetreespants · 1 year ago
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I looted some closets! Original idea goes to @jollierot!!
They put their lamb in different outfits and haddddd to jump on that! It was so fun (Y'all... Excuse me if I misspelled anything I'm dyslexic af)
outfits are as follows: @runningwithscizzorz , (I forgot the bell and actually turned my computer back on. You deserve better king.) @unwri-ten , @aychama , and @xmajordumps. Yall have some BEAUTIFUL OUTFITS !
uhhhh pics with out my unnecessary ass comments under the cut LMAOOO
(its 430am)
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s-aint-elmo · 1 year ago
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took a crack at @laikabu's template! i have a type and it's women <3
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chellustrates · 5 months ago
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a design attempt for the timekeeper / settings person
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divorcedwife · 5 months ago
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decisions, decisions
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toxinoire · 7 months ago
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Basically MovieMusical!Glinda during No One Mourns The Wicked
Glinda, trying her best to get the fuck out of here: 🎶She diiiieeeeddd aaaallooooonneee🎶
Munchkins with the sorry excuse of an Elphaba wood statue: Hey! Hey Glinda! 😃
Glinda: 🎶She dieeeddd al-🎶 AH WHAT THE FU- *clears throat to sunshine voice* Uhhh what is that?
Munchkin 1: It's the Wicked Witch Of The West! 😃
Munchkin 2: We want to really celebrate that she's gone! 😃
Glinda, internally: They did my girl dirty what the fuck
Glinda: ...I see...
Munchkin 3: So we were hoping you can burn this! 😃
Glinda:
Glinda:
Glinda: You want me to what now?
Munchkin 1, handing Glinda the torch: Yeah! Cause you're good! And goodness knows no one mourns the wicked! 😃
Glinda, holding the torch:
Glinda, internally: Oh I'm going to hell.
Glinda: *voice crack* Of course.
Glinda, internally: This is an abomination of a statue so it isn't so insane for me to burn their very wrong horrid perception of Elphie but fuck I feel like burning myself with it.
Glinda, internally while tossing the torch: Fuck fuck fuck fuck
Munchkins: 🎶NO ONE MOURNS THE WICKED-🎶
Glinda, who literally just wanted to go the fuck home and cry in the darkest, farthest corner of her room for at least two hours:
Glinda: Ahhh I hate myself.
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tomaturtles · 1 year ago
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Happy Campus Apocalypse volume 1 16th anniversary here's something to celebrate
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thesarcasticism · 9 months ago
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i rewatched the persona 3 stage plays and i'm insane about shinjiham all over again. what do you MEAN she had a dream where she talked to him before the final battle and they promised to see each other again? what do you MEAN he speaks the last words in the whole entire play, "I'm here, Kotone. Just like we promised," implying that it was a SHARED dream???
oh and don't even FUCKING get me started on this
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bad-hobbit · 2 months ago
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i was sketching a scene to properly write it later but the sketch looks so silly and funny i might as well just post it like this.
((this is post superhell so dean knows cas has a crush on him and often teases him about it))
theyre fighting /unrelated to the teasing (i would like to think its because cas finished a show they were watching together on its own and dean got mad and cas doesnt really get why)
dean takes off jacket mid discussion.
cue to: short sleeve black tight basic tee thats cropped in a way that u can only see tummy if he raises his arms (which he does because theyre fighting)
cas stops talking to stare realises and turns away to leave
deans like wth dude im not done
cas: why are u wearing that stupid shirt
dean visibly confused and lowkey hurt: huh ? this is my shirt i wear it a lot
cas: yeah but under like 500 layers of jackets where is your layers
dean: im home taking off jackets its the normal thing to do. why is this bothering u smuch
cas: (frustated silent)
dean finally realizing cas means he looks so hot he cant even focus on the fighting
flirty dean: i can take it off if u want
cas (very annoyed) tries to leave again
dean grabs him by the coat
cas: knowing i like you and using it against me is mean. so stop
dean: (taking a step back to respect his personal space) sorry man, wont happen again
cas relaxes all the tension in his body
flirty dean: wanna kiss and make up ?
cas (MAD !) pushes him againts wall not in a sexy way but in a im so mad i could kill you rn way
it still turns out kinda sexy because this is dean we're talking about and we know hes kinky like that,,
tension.
dean kinda leans in to give him green light.
cas kisses him. quick peck. stops. is about to say sorry (dean. i- im s-) but dean follows his lips and kisses him fr fr
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buttercupshands · 7 months ago
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silly guys finally got another one in
took them a while but they did it! (oh no)
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arrowheadedbitch · 7 months ago
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Dionysus: I'm just here to drop off Kaminaris lunch that he forgot!
Aizawa: But he lives in the dorms? Also, who are you??
Kaminari: This-
Kaminari: This is just a small sack full of grapes
Kaminari: They aren't even intact.
Dionysus, winking as he walks out of the class: Leave that on your windowsill for a few months and you'll get a nice surprise!
Kaminari: I'm not- I'm not gonna do that
Kaminari: Wait, come back I don't- I don't want this! Di, Di, I don't want this, Di it's wet, Di!!
Kaminari: COME BACK, WHY DID YOU COME TO MY SCHOOL, DI, DI, WHAT THE FUCK, DI!!!
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zvahlne · 2 months ago
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i thought about aphmau & levin & malachi & now i need to lie down .
#MY BABIESSSS#WAUUGHHHHHH#MALACHI MY BABY BOY. UGH..MY BABY. MY BABY BOY. MY . MSMDMSMFNDHFNKSRNEHDHF#i need to get my feelings about them into words because i'm actually so ill about aphmau's first 2 boys#no offense to lilith and alina you have occupied zero space in my mind the past decade#but those baby boys......#i feel bad i literally forget about lilith garnet though im sorry like i think i was invested at the time but now like#i must remind myself of her existence#and alina i didn't really see s3 so my main memory of her is just when aph was pregnant with her......#i feel for lilith though that she got double named after past relationships of her parents lmao that's crazy#i fw it but the fact it was not once but twice is so funny and dreadful for her#we should name her after your dead wife.... no let's name her a veryvery similiar name to my dead wife it's what she would have wanted.....#let's also name her after your situationship stuck in another dimension....#yes..... good......#we are so good at naming babies ......#naming a fictional baby after another character important to the parent is a trope i love#but to do it TWICE to ONE BABY with two of your respective past loves is sooo wild for that baby#“why is my sister's name rose” “because your mother loves roses” “thanks mom” “no problem Lilith Garnet Lauren Arin Zoelle”#how did this turn into a lilith post???????????????#came for the levin & malachi post stayed for zvahlne bullying a baby girl in the tags for her name IM SORRY LILITH#zvahlne yaps#aphmau#aphblr#minecraft diaries#mcd#mcd levin#mcd malachi#the tags are my playground i love it down here
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soupcarvroomvroom · 7 months ago
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man do i lobe treekasa but hate backgrounds
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