#why doesnt he know how belts work

[burning-sol]

chip art??? from me???? no freaking way!!!

[neptilius]

MR.STEALYOURGIRL

synopsis; satoru gojo takes his role as your work husband seriously

cw ; unprotected , p in v, pussy eating, cheating, probably spelling errors, minors dni!!!

“no phones we aint even gotta talk”

being satoru's work-wife while you have a whole husband at home was a blessing and a curse. you knew what you were getting yourself into and the consequences that would follow but what doesn't help, is when he forgets his place. all the times he almost got you caught up without a care in the world if your husband found out how he fucks you like an animal in heat during your lunch breaks, business dinners, when you stay after hours to make 'deadlines’. he wants you all to himself and you don't miss the dark look in his eyes every time you tell him to back off when its time for you to go home to your husband.

he doesn’t deserve you, he doesn’t know how to please you the way satoru does, hell he doesnt even eat pussy…he doesn’t take the time to buy you flowers or even pretend he’s interested in the things you like anymore. you were emotionally checked out and couldn’t find the so called love you had for your husband anymore and it didn’t take much for you to call satoru over the second your husband left for his work trip overseas.

“fuck your so pretty,” he groaned in your ear softly nibbling on your helix as he rubbed his thumb over your right nipple through your thin nightgown and grinding his clothed erection on your sopping cunt.

“toru’ need you so bad.” you mewled at the way he rolled his hips into you. eagerly grazing your manicured nails over his abs.

“gotta prep you first sweetheart.” he moved to the edge of the bed and pulled you down by your ankles to meet him. strong arms pushing your thighs apart as he littered kisses on your hard clit earning soft moans from you.

he glanced up at you, cerulean eyes glazed over with lust. “look at you already falling apart for me, sweetheart. it’s like your body knows who it belongs to.” pressing a french kiss to your mound, making your breath hitch.

“toru…” you whimpered , hips involuntarily bucking against his face.

“patience, baby. gotta take my time with you. can’t have you thinking he ever had a chance.”

the mention of your husband sending a wave of anxiety through your stomach; but it dissipated the moment satoru’s tongue slipped into your entrance, curling and flicking in ways that had your toes curling.

your head fell back against the comforter under you, fingers threaded in his white locks as he devoured you like a starved man. he didnt let up, sucking and licking until your thighs trembled around his head, the obscene wet sounds filling the room.

“fuck, toru- gonna-“ you start but was cut off by the waves of pleasure that surged through your body, leaving you breathless and arching off the bed.

he pulled back just enough to watch you , his chin glistening with your juices as he wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, “thats my girl. so fucking perfect for me.”

without missing a beat, he stood up, unbuckling his belt. his cock strained against his boxers, the outline making your mouth water.

“lemme remind you why you don’t need anyone but me.” he murmured, leaning down to press a sear kiss to your lips, letting you taste yourself on him.

pulling his boxers down to free himself , your breath hitched at the sight of him—thick, long, and already leaking for you. he gripped the base, teasing the tip along your still-sensitive folds, spreading your slick over his length with a low groan.

“look at you, sweetheart. always so ready for me,” he muttered, his voice rough and dripping with desire. he leaned down, capturing your lips in another deep kiss as he slowly pushed into you, stretching you inch by inch until he bottomed out.

a choked moan escaped your throat, your fingers digging into his biceps as he held still for a moment, savoring the way your walls clenched around him. “fuck, you feel so good… better than i remembered,” he hissed, pulling back slightly before thrusting back in, making you cry out.

just as the rhythm of his hips picked up, your phone buzzed on the nightstand. the sound made your eyes snap open, heart pounding as you reached for it, but satoru caught your wrist, pinning it above your head.

“leave it,” he growled, his lips brushing against your ear as he thrust into you harder, making the bed creak beneath you.

“i-i can’t,” you stammered, your voice breathy and trembling. “it’s… my husband.”

his movements stilled for a moment, a dark grin spreading across his face as he glanced at the glowing screen. “perfect timing. answer it.”

“what?” you whispered, panic and arousal swirling in your chest.

“you heard me,” he said, leaning down to nip at your collarbone. “answer it. let’s see how good you are at pretending.”

the phone buzzed again, the vibrations seeming louder in the tense silence. with a shaky hand, you grabbed it, swiping to answer and bringing it to your ear. “h-hello?” you managed, your voice uneven.

“hey, beautiful ,” your husband’s voice came through the line, warm and unsuspecting. “just wanted to check in on you. how’s everything at home?”

satoru smirked, shifting his hips to thrust into you slowly, dragging along your walls in a way that made it nearly impossible to hold back a moan. your free hand flew to his shoulder, nails digging in as you bit your lip hard enough to draw blood.

“it’s… fine,” you lied, your voice strained as you tried to keep it steady. “everything’s fine. h-how’s your trip?”

“it’s good,” your husband replied, oblivious to the way satoru was rocking into you now, his thrusts deep and deliberate. “just busy, you know how it is. i miss you, though.”

your breath hitched as satoru leaned down, his lips brushing against the shell of your ear. “tell him you miss him too,” he whispered, his voice laced with dark amusement.

“i… i miss you too,” you choked out, your eyes squeezing shut as you fought to keep your composure.

satoru chuckled softly, his pace quickening as he angled his hips to hit that spot that made you see stars. you bit down on your knuckle, desperate to muffle the sounds threatening to escape.

“i’ll be home in a few days,” your husband continued, his tone cheerful. “we should plan a date night or something, just the two of us.”

“y-yeah,” you stammered, your voice trembling as your body tensed beneath satoru’s relentless thrusts. “that… sounds s-so good.”

satoru’s hand slipped between your bodies, his fingers finding your clit and rubbing tight circles that sent shockwaves through your body. your legs trembled as you struggled to hold back the orgasm building deep in your core.

“well, i won’t keep you,” your husband said. “just wanted to hear your voice. i love you.”

satoru’s grin widened as he mouthed the words, say it back.

“i… i love you too,” you whispered, the lie tasting bitter on your tongue as satoru thrust into you one last time, sending you over the edge.

you barely managed to hang up before the phone slipped from your hand, your body shaking with the force of your release. satoru didn’t stop, riding out your orgasm with a smug look on his face.

“good girl,” he purred, leaning down to kiss you softly. “you did so well.”

the phone lay forgotten on the nightstand as he flipped you over onto your stomach, pressing his chest to your back. “now, let’s see how long it takes for you to forget all about him.”

[hurlingdown]

read 🪩's ask and scrumt.

doffy hearing shanks gossip about how nervous you were when the two of you fucked. how youd keep asking if this was okay, where shanks wanted your hands, if he was feeling good, etc. and immediately wanting to break you.

doffy's got some kinda corruption kink. he hears how sweet and nervous you were and immediately wants to see you crying under him.

but you're extremely unapproachable, turning doffy down every time he opens his mouth. apparently hes not your type. doffy doesnt want to admit how butt-hurt he gets about it. of course hes your type. hes everyones type.

but you continue to brush him off, continue to trail after shanks like some needy puppy. after an embarrassingly short amount of time doffy gets the idea to drug you. normally hed scoff at such a trick, but you are fucking impossible and hes at his whits end.

dosing your drink was laughably easy, all he had to do was wait for you to look away. it didnt matter if someone else saw, everyone in the bar is too scared of him to say anything. the real challenge was keeping you away from shanks until the drug kicked in.

you were slippery, unafraid to get handsy and push doffy out of your way. your lover was an emperor, much stronger than some warlord brat. but doffy is persistent. this might be his only chance. who knows what you, or shanks would do to him after the aphrodisiac wears off.

so he sticks to your side and does what he does best, annoys the shit out of you. he flirts, pesters, and whines, begging for your attention. it doesnt take long for the drug to kick in and doffy notices the change immediately; the way you stiffen, sitting up straighter, clenching your thighs together, palming yourself as discretely as your horny brain can manage. you're more sensitive too, reacting to the slightest touch like doffy had hit you.

of course he offers to walk you to the bathroom, he knows how to be a gentleman. but you dont make it halfway before doffys being shoved against a wall and tugged down by the front of his shirt into a filthy kiss.

hes caught off guard, head spinning from the way youre groping him, reeling from the sudden switch in behavior. it takes him too long to respond to your kiss, your hands are everywhere and so god damn distracting.

doffy tries to push back, to pull away from the kiss and lead you the rest of the way to the bathroom, but you just bear down on him harder, fisting a rough grip in his hair to keep his mouth in yours. its unlike doffy to be so embarrassed, or flustered, but you're picking him apart so easily just from pure force, barely out of sight from the entire club.

when you finally let him breathe, doffy's a complete mess; whimpering, panting, and whining complete nonsense as you mark up his neck.

he wants to tell you to stop, to whine about how this was supposed to go differently, but his voice is stuck in his throat and he cant find the words. even as you push him down to his knees and pull out your flushed, drooling cock, paying no mind to the fact that anyone could walk down the hallway and find the king of dressrosa choking on you cock.

doffys in heaven- or hell, its hard to pick. on one hand hes got you, all worked up and needy for him, but on the other, you're rough. dear god are you rough. usually doffy's the one in control; he's bigger, stronger, and meaner than most so no one tries to fight back when doffy gets nasty.

but you arent fighting back, you're giving all the fight; fucking doffys throat like a man starved, nearly drooling at how fucked up this drug has you. doffy's worse off than he was before; face covered in spit and tears, gagging and choking on you, cock hard and leaking in his pants. hes humiliated, no ones ever gotten him on his knees before, why the hell are you different?

you dont give doffy any room to fight back, manhandling him exactly how you want and then taking what you want. you've nearly got him bent over, fingers uncoordinated and struggling with his damn belt, when shanks comes around the corner.

"i was wondering where you two went." hes leant against the wall, arms crossed, and smirking like he knew everything that's happened.

doffy's going insane. you werent able to get his belt off, so you've resigned yourself to rutting against his ass. on top of that, your emperor boyfriend(?) is standing a few feet away, watching everything.

doffy has no idea whats going to happen. no idea if shanks is going to try to kill him for drugging you. but one thing is for sure, doffy isnt going to let this stop until he get fucked.

hes starving for it, insides aching from how empty he is. he needs it, needs you.

"dont stop-" doffy chokes on a moan as shanks' hand cups him through his pants.

shanks coos at him, "so hard, you poor, poor thing."

doffy could sob, shanks' hand is squeezing him through his pants, and youre still humping him from behind. he feels like a slut and its fucking magnificent.

"is my baby not giving you what you want?" shanks' hand is gone as soon as it came, curling in doffys hair and forcing his head up. shanks' face comes into view, hes still grinning, mocking doflamingo. "you'll have to ask nicely and maybe ill help you get what you need."

doffy cant-wont beg. he refuses. but you're so fucking hard, rutting against him like an animal. and shanks- oh, shanks. the sadistic bastard looks like hes having the time of his life, his own cock hard and straining against the fly of his pants.

"please." doffy whispers, barely audible over the pounding music and your panting.

shanks' grin widens slightly, "i didnt quite catch that." he leans closer, "say it again."

its not a question. the demand goes straight to doffys cock, a zing of need that lines up at the exact same time you grind on him.

"ple-ase" doffy chokes desperately. hes crying, so damn pent up, he needs you to fuck him.

shanks' hand is back on him, deftly undoing his belt and before doffy can take his next breath, his pants are being shoved down and the head of your cock is pressing insistently on his hole.

in his fucked out brain, doffy somehow manages to register that theres no lube and hes completely unprepared.

"wait- im not-" his breath hitches, his jaw drops, and his eyes roll back in his head.

you're sliding in, aided by something wet doffy barely registers is shanks' spit.

"dumb slut." shanks' hand lands of doffys ass with a loud smack, earning a shrill moan. "if you wanted to get fucked so bad, you should've prepared yourself."

you dont wait, forcing your cock the rest of the way in and immediately starting up a rough, animalistic pace. guttural moans pull from doffys chest, hes so fucking loud, but his head is all the way up in the clouds and he feels too euphoric to give a damn who hears.

"unless you like it rough." shanks slaps his ass once more, "hold yourself open." he demands and doffy scrambles to do as hes told, reaching back to spread his ass for the both of you. he doesnt even care that his face is rubbing against the filthy wall, knocking his glasses askew, hes in heaven.

doffys moans turn shrill again as shanks' wet fingers prod his gaping rim. doffys cock twitches, leaking into a puddle of pre on the floor, hes a fucking mess.

"think you can fit us both, baby?" shanks asks, thick finger bullying his rim, trying to force its way in.

doffy sobs loudly, shaking his head as best he can, no way- no fucking way. its too much, hes too full already, rim straining to fit your cock, no way in hell can he take shanks' too.

shanks chuckles and the pressure on his rim stops, instead shanks' hand cups his balls. "too bad. we'll have to try next time."

had doffy spoken aloud? he didnt think so, doesnt remember his mouth moving- next time? doffys head spins, immediately forgetting what he was so caught up on when you slam balls deep and fill him up. he groans, cheek rubbing through his drool, hes made a mess of the wall and the floor, about to make a bigger one when shanks' hand wraps around his cock.

"gonna cum for us baby?" shanks coos, jerking doffy off rough and fast, "dosent it feel good to get pumped full?"

with that, doffys gone; he busts all over the floor and shanks' hand, its thick and theres so much. shanks whistles, "been saving up, or you hit a dry spell?" he teases, sounding like he knows why exactly doffy hasnt been fucking anyone else.

doflamingo just groans, his head feels fuzzy, and his body is all light and floaty. he doesn't remember the last time he came this good. shanks' fingers push into his mouth, wiping doffys cum on his tongue.

"id make you clean up your mess, but this floor is fucking filthy." shanks says, palming himself through his pants.

"lets get a room" doflamingo sounds wrecked once shanks' fingers retract, but he couldnt care less. he can feel your cock chubbing up again and doflamingo definitely does not want this to end.

-🧍‍♂️

banger after banger holy shit. this was so good my brain short-circuited for a second there—double penetrating doffy with shanks is a lucid dream. genuinely unwell after this.

[prettyboykatsuki]

love that your thought process for fujoneet pairing is just “who experiences the most psychological torture by being attracted to this wet rat?”

additionally, i think her and barou are another great pairing because she’s coming up with the most depraved, deeply perverted concepts and he’s like… why can’t making love in the dark with some low r&b be enough anymore?

KLDJSJKLFDSKJF.

i am Not Immune to the jock x nerd trope ever but i think there's something so special about those men wanting to fuck a girl who writes gay porn of them like it actually does move me greatly

ALSO ANON THIS ASK....

no real cws but like. typical silly maid roleplay where barou is called master but its not serious.

sorry the thought of like. fujoneet reader and barou actually having sex is making me feel crazy. because unlike rin who acts out of sexual frustration, barou holds it in and courts her properly after he learns to accept his affection and all of this takes a while. so its like a huge slow burn.

and their first time is probably very vanilla since barou is Very Vanilla. but because fujoneet reader is so Meek and it takes . so much bravery for her to say a single thing about what she wants i think barou actually ends up breaking his own rules about it for her because he simply cannot bring himself to turn her down seriously after she mustered up all of her effort to even bring it up in the first place.

and its stuff barou would probably never do otherwise because hes just not that guy. but how the FUCK is he gonna say no when her lip is literally trembling as she asks????

i think in this universe the first kinky thing they every do is like. maid roleplay. reader wants to dress up like a maid and serve her master or something and barou is hearing fifty billion thousand alarm bells ringing in his mind. and he really does think about saying no

but reader is like. pouting and weepy and scared and hes like FUCK. okay fine we can do it one time okay JUST ONCE. and reader crawls into his lap and is like thank you and barou is using all of his strength and might to not be horny because he is A GENTLEMAN FOR FUCKSAKE!!!

so they get to doing the roleplay and reader chooses most of the clothes out and tells barou he doesnt need to do much. the entire time he's just like. in distress but he does it for her. dresses up in like a suit or whatever

and reader chooses like. the sluttiest little maid costume ever. and barou literally like nearly chokes because HELLO???? its like a microkini really and then a maid dress and its just . so perverted. its so much for him he's literally like ????????????????????? with questions

i actually do think reader does most of the heavy lifting. barou is just not that guy man he doesn't know what the fuck to do. but reader is like... oh good morning master... crawls on her knees. her voice is shaking but barou can . also feel her genuine like... lust and excitement to do this for him. to him. and it's honestly kind of blowing his mind

because its just so downright perverted . but its so sincere. like the way reader is acting and gets all worked up is so genuine that he just . doesn't know what to do.

barou in general doesn't usually let your mouth near his cock unless you beg but fujoneet reader is so eager and so desperate and so wanting and barou Never sees her this excited over anything so he just . lets her do what she wants. he's only really half participating and it feels like reader is more in it by herself.

her hands are shaking when she undoes his belt and takes out his cock. and barou is just like trying to be sane when she's stroking him with her pretty satin gloves. she's never put anything in her mouth in her whole life so she goes down on him with these clumsy kitten licks and apologizes if she's not very good. promises to do better.

i genuinely think barou loses his mind. like the look on her face is so irredeemably horny he almost feels guilty for even looking. and she's squeezing her thighs together and moaning a little unconsciously and he can feel his dick swell. he genuinely feels like a fucking degenarate for how horny he feels and for how out of control he feels and how crazy its making him.

she tries to deep throat him but really only has his cock in her cheek for a while and can't go very far. and once she gags barou pulls her off of him

he like. gets into the master role. KIND OF. pulls her up and says she doesn't need to do that when she's being clumsy. and reader is like i promise ill practice master and barou is just about to blow a fuse. and he's hanging onto a thread and pulls her into his lap and she's like... uhm if you're dissatisfied master i can try to service you another way. i prepared myself for you in the bath.

and again barou is just hearing the death bell toll. he almost doesn't believe till he slips a hand in her underwear and lo and behold she's wet and stretched. and he's like next time let me do it for you and she's like yes master and barou is so beyond cooked.

by this point barou is seriously out of his mind i think. like just beyond cooked over it. so when reader like squirms in his lap to sink down on his cock his final threads of general self restraint shred into a million pieces. and barou just tells her to hold onto him before bouncing her on his cock like there is no tomorrow.

its crazy. its honestly probably the most intense fuck they've ever had up until then and barou is just grunting and trying to slow down but the way reader is moaning is so fucking obscene and she's also the most wet she's ever been and barou in his head is just over and over being like really? really? perverted stuff like this is really what you get off to? seriously? and its not like he's trying to insult her but he's so stunned by how aroused he is and how eagerly reader wants it.

they fuck like crazy. like the sex is so so so fucking crazy. barou has both hands on her ass and is moving her whole weight up and down over his cock and has his whole mouth latched around her tits and is being So Merciless. its the only time barou seriously breaks his own rules.

[hotwritergf]

i have a hotch request for youuuuuu so, hes been away for a while and reader misses him and so she starts touching herself and she doesnt hear him enter the apartment and he catches her

Mine, all mine. 🔒

The soft buzzing from under the covers was almost drowning out the sound of your moaning, almost. With Aaron away at work out of state, your need grew insatiable. You were ordered to keep your hands out of your panties, wait for daddy to get home before you were allowed to cum, masturbation was well and truly forbidden by your dominant.

It’s not that Aaron didn’t find it hot, watching your fingers graze your clit as your breath hitched up, whining for him even though he hadn’t laid a finger on you was incredibly attractive to him. But he loved making you wait, watching you suffer, your begging was music to his ears that he wanted to listen to every time he came home from a long case.

What Hotch didn’t know wouldn’t hurt him, right? You lay spread out on the bed, circling your nipple with one hand and fiddling with the bow on your panties with the other. You couldn’t wait any longer, two weeks was enough. You hadn’t done anything wrong, so why were you being punished?

"And what makes you think you deserve that?”

His voice sends a shiver down your spine, goosebumps take over and you try to hide your toy underneath your ass. Squealing as you realise you’d missed Aaron come home, early at that.

You shake your head rapidly, trying to shake what you thought was an hallucination of your partner. But he was really there, stood there menacingly, staring you down like a predator to prey.

“I’m away for two weeks, come home early to surprise my girl and this is how you repay me? Breaking rules? You know you aren’t allowed to touch yourself.”

Aaron speaks, his voice monotone and serious. Glancing you up and down, eye fucking you and smirking as he notices your cheeks flush.

“P-please”

You whine desperately, spreading your legs further to make room for his body. You knew you weren’t going to get what you wanted, but maybe if you whined just right, he’d have mercy. Hotchner shakes his head and chuckles, rolling his eyes and unbuckling his belt.

He slaps his folded belt harshly against his palm, the cracking sound making you wince and flinch your head to the side.

“You broke a rule. A very simple rule. And if I didn’t come home early, you were going to hide that you’d made yourself cum weren’t you? I think that calls for a punishment. It’s pathetic. You couldn’t even wait two weeks? Two weeks while I was out, working hard. No of course not, my little girl was home, fucking herself silly. Dirty little girl.”

Your lips form an ‘O’ shape completely out of your control. Eyes widening in fear, wishing the ground would swallow you up. Completely overridden with guilt and shame.

“Now. Now daddy’s going to fuck you. Oh yes. I’m going to fuck you, fuck your little hole until it’s sore. But you? You’re not cumming. You aren’t cumming for the next two weeks. Looks like my little girl needs to be taught a lesson.”

[up-the-anti]

mm bros hcs because i dont wanna do my homework

donnie the typa kid to hear someone sneeze/cough in class and whip his head around to stare at them for 5 seconds before returning to his work

>> like that one "people dont even say bless you anymore they just stare at you like this" thats him.

leo never kills spiders but is terrified of them, he'll be screaming the whole time while getting a piece of paper and a cup to safely and gently relocate it outside

donnie hates flies (semi canon because according to his va it was an outtake from the movie)

mikey is the least scared of bugs out of all of them he can straight up pick up and throw a millipede out the window with his bare fingers no sweat.

leo is really good at skiing when they first try it but cannot ice skate for his life

>> speaking of winter sports leo and donnie are the skiers and raph and mikey are the snowboarders in their group i dont make the rules

mikey can recreate fonts really well with his handwriting

raph gets a job in customer service because mikey bet him $20 that he wouldn't be able to land one; then donnie bets him $20 that he wouldn't be able to hold his job for a week

>> subsequently raph develops an uncharacteristically sweet, fake, slightly dead Customer Service Voice™ and he uses it to deeply disturb his brothers

>>>> donnie gets his $20

leo writes LONG ASS yearbook messages when people ask him to sign im talking 2 full pages small handwriting long

mikey can shuffle playing cards like a god

raph is weirdly good at basic mental math, autism be damned that boy can long divide

>> "bro whats 232 x 4" "928" "how the fuck did you know that" "idk"

donnie religiously plays nyt games, he and april go head to head in wordle and strands on the daily

mikey is double jointed on everything and flaunts it to gross donnie and leo out

where raph playfully hits/punches while goofing around, donnie pinches and it hurts

mikey always has weird ass vivid dreams and donnie is always the first to hear about them. its routine because he has somehow never forgotten a single dream he has had

they are the last 4 standing in eastman's senior assassin and the whole school (even non-players) get insanely invested because who doesnt wanna find out which of the 4 NINJA who LIVE with each other come out on top

>> donnie is the first out because the safeties get too ridiculous and he doesnt gaf anymore, raph snipes him in his room from behind during a gaming twitch stream

>>>> leo gets eliminated next because mikey knew he'd hide out at aprils house the whole time

>>>>>> mikey ultimately crowned the winner because he pays casey $10 to reveal raphs location

leo was the tallest brother by far until raph had a growth spurt at around 12

raph eats straight up heads of lettuce over the sink like an apple sometimes and no one knows why

>> hes a turtle after all (?)

leo hates shit talking/gossiping because he feels bad about it but accidentally ends up doing it anyway and hes so unintentionally good at it just because of how honest he is

>> hes genuinely talking about someone else from the bottom of his heart like "omg i hope she gets the help she needs ☹️" and everyones like "LMAOOO"

based on my animation they did so many fuckass prank calls before the events of the movie while they were still confined to the sewer

>> mikey has the most creative diabolical call ideas but cracks up during execution

>>>> surprisingly, its leo that has the widest range of insane accents and control over his laughter so they always end up handing the phone to him whenever they want to pull one off successfully

they dressed up as each other for halloween once by just switching their masks, weapons, and belts

mikey is a crazy history nerd. can tell you all about how the han-xiongnu wars influenced the balance of power in the eastern hemisphere but not what he ate for dinner yesterday

leo is involved in at least ten secret santas/gift exchanges every christmas

raph shouts wrong kahoot answers in class

>> guesses but somehow always makes it in the top 5

donnie and raph can do a shit ton of pen spinning tricks because their weapons translate kinda well, heavy on raph

mikey does that one thing in jenga where you take a single block from the very bottom really fast so the whole tower shifts down but stays standing, everyone thinks it'll fall but every single game he somehow pulls through

they are all super polite to customer service workers but you will not catch them tipping

>> donnie at the register staring the cashier in the eyes as he presses no tip while saying "thank you so much"

[ppnuggiexxx]

Can I request headcanons for Satan, Sitri, Amy, Belial, Zagan, and Mammon spanking him with his consent please?

-> spanking headcannons || whb

— characters :: satan ,, sitri ,, amy ,, belial ,, zagan ,, mammon

— contains :: consensual ,, spanking ,, afab reader ,, dom reader + sub character ,, impact play ,, glove usage ,, mentions of pads and flogs ,,

— an :: sorry if these are kinda short :(( the more characters i do with the same prompt the more short n repetitive it becomes 😣💔i think it became obvious how braindead i was with belials

  - satan

| • hes so ecstatic when he brings up you spanking him ,, maybe as a punishment for something he did earlier (throwing a fit when the other kings wanted to spend time with you)

| • though he'd be down for it any time ,, whether you feel frustrated and need to release your anger ,, hes there waiting for you to slap him silly like a dog waiting for a treat

| • if he had a tail it would definitely be wagging the moment you bend him over your lap and raise your hand to him

| • he moans every time ,, and encourages you to slap harder

| • satan doesnt want to leave until his white ass is beet red ,, sore from how hard you've spanked him

| • his cock twitches in his boxers ,, dripping precum in anticipation for what'll happen to him next

  - sitri

| • its known how beautiful his ass is ,, how desperate you want to touch him up and down ,, maybe get a little squeeze in

| • sitri will let you ,, ecstatic that you find his body interesting and more then happy to bend over your lap

| • be gentle or hard with him ,, however you wish he'll be glad either way

| • whether you want to just lightly spank him ,, just to get a feel of his ass in general ,, or to treat him like you're satan himself ,, leaving his ass red and full of your handprints

| • though if youre on the softer side he'll let you know you can be more harder when spanking if youre worried about hurting him

| • he gets kicked around by satan ,, your harsh spanks dont hurt him ,, rather they just turn him on more

  - mammon

| • if thats what his master so pleases <3 mammon will gladly bend over and bare his ass for you to spank him

| • just promise you wont hold back ,, he feeds off your greed ,, encouraging you groans and moaning loudly with every smack

| • the more you do it the more excited he gets ,, his heart races and he gets increasingly hard ,, dick bouncing against his toned body

| • he'll bring in different items for you to spank him with ;; gold pads ,, dark belts tinged with jewels ,, anything to show his wealth and appease you

| • even gold colored gloves ,, made out of the finest and most expensive silk that are insulated to add more impact

  - amy

| • hes so into it he gets quite pathetic whenever you mention it

| • you could bring it up as a punishment when he gets into an argument with sitri ,, promising you wont go easy on him

| • he'll blush red ,, not only did you promise to mess him up but you did so in front of most of gehennas nobels and satan

| • he'll glare at sitri as he shuts up fast ,, mumbling something how its his fault while trying to hide the fact he got hard from the thought of you roughing him up

| • the moment you raise your hands to him hes in heaven ,, or as close to heaven as devil could get

| • satan may give you tips on how to better hit amy ,, mentioning more of humiliating him if you want to excite him more

| • safe to say ,, sitri is not happy to find out amy's 'punishments' are moreso a 'treat' for him ,, that hes not getting a what-for

  - belial

| • honesty it should be jjyu you punish because of his loud ass mouth /j

| • belial doesnt get hit as much as the other gehenna nobels but that doesnt mean he doesnt enjoy it

| • why else would he stay within gehenna where the king is known for kicking and punching his citizens into the atmosphere?

| • though you'd have to bring it up with jjyu off his 9-5 shift (single mom who works two jobs ahh) but belial is okay with trying it out

| • the first time you're gentle with him ,, testing the waters to see what hes comfortable with and not

| • though he comes to like it every now and then . belial doesnt want to do it often but only on certain occasions ,, he'll let you know if he's feeling it or not that day

  - zagan

| • he'd rather you slap him or kick him than spank ,, but he'll take what he can get ,, face warm as he slowly bends over your lap and positions himself

| • he gets a little embarrassed undressing himself bare while youre still fully clothed ,, showcasing his muscular body

| • he gets nervous at first when you first spank him but quickly falls in love with it ,, every spank making him pant just a little more

| • his tongue will start to stick out ,, his eyes becoming half lidded as he hangs his head and grips the sheets

| • he might tear up the harder you do it ,, and the rougher you are with him the more likely he'll cry

[vialdovi-artstuff]

How does Havik take care of himself? He has a neat haircut, his chin is always clean-shaven, but judging by the default skin, he goes unwashed (perhaps at the time of the plot he simply did not have the opportunity to maintain cleanliness, but his facial skin is smooth, even without stubble, and his hair clearly looks fresh)

I think you hit the nail in the head of him just simple didnt have the time to clean himself at the moment johnny and the others found him, as you know when the plot started to move.

He probably just got his part of the work done ( and i think it was a real hard work ) and inmediatly went to quan chi to finish the soulstealer , he looked very tired at that moment.

On a side note , i like how he doubts a lot here , like he knew he shouldnt trust quan chi and he wanted to keep that soul thing to himself but the desesperation to help his people was much stronger so he just went with it. Like looking at the pic below he just knew that he could keep whatever power was inside of it but he just needed the magic of quan chi , wich a believe at that moment havik just didnt knew about magic that much at the time.

Now on the subject of cleaness , he doesnt look dirty to me but beat up and stressed out.

I think he has gone through hell and his body shows it , he is not dirty but he does have bruises and of course scars and open wounds everywhere, but despite that; his skin looks soft , his face is clean and his hair looks healthy just with some white hairs here and there.

Even his armour looks well keep , the leather belts and shoulder pats look right new and his morning star symbol is clean and shiny .

The stuff that looks dirty are the bandages that keep together the outfit ,probably because he keeps fighting or going to dangerous missions , so of course he gets dirty but doesnt have the luxury of a palace or a house/temple to just go there and shower lol.

Maybe before the awakening of his powers/regeneration he used to keep his skin clean and his wounds desinfected by using herbs or others plants that helps keep any kind of dirtyness and bacteries away. Something that he picked up while being a slave/prisioner of saido regimen.

He also made use of a bath whenever he saw a river or lake and was alone to use. Appreciating any instance of use of water and using it to the max.

I think he also keeps his amour fairly clean with clean cloths whenever he got the time.

He is really proud of that armour , since it looks like something he made himself.

He strikes me as a man that knows how to use whatever resource ,natural or not, at his disposition and will use it to the max.

Now that his powers are awoken i think his cells regenerate every second now so he doesnt smell at all , he is able to recreate his clothes too so i think now only his regeneration powers are growing but my dude is able to full create innanimated stuff without really knowing why, so everytime he regenerates he full creates a new version of something and that is devoid of any smell whatsoever.

He mostly keep the old wounds and scars to remenber how evil people can be , how hurt he has been and to not to forget how much he desires to see everyone suffer and be 'free' , pain is the way of chaos after all.

Sorry i went so long , i just love to talk about him so much and the pic you choose is just ice on the cake 👌.

To finish i have a sweet hc of him .

He likes to take long baths in shujinko place despite not fitting in the bathtub lol

[andromeda-collective]

Hey can you yap more about your guy please. I wanna read more of you talking about him

YAY OKAY hmmm where do i start

because of the changes to his eyes with the whole experiment thing he cant see certain color wavelengths anymore! (and that part is actually canon!!! when he talks about the blacklight he says that he cant tell if it works or not because its ultraviolet light!) and i like to think he can see random ass shrimp colors now (since he IS a shrimp) and painter is probably annoyed taht sebastian just has access to a completely new range of colors now

he also has definitely has eaten the corpses of expendables. and he probably hates himsefl for it becuase its either cannibalism (bad) OR hes so far from being human that it doesnt count as "eating the same species" anymore (worse!) the scent of blood doesnt get to him TOO much typically (it cant permeate through air as well as water) but if hes anywhere near it he does definitely start feeling a bit feral.

and in a slightly similar vein, hes DEFINITELY malnourished. SEVERELY so. its the only reason hes so thin. hes part BLUE WHALE afterall and those guys arent SUPPOSED to be lean.

he's also definitely bitten his tongue and lip(s) before on multiple occasions and it sucked complete ass. its bad enough when humans do it but he has SHARK TEETH now. honestly im surprised he even still HAS a tongue. i also think he chewed on his fingers a lot just for the hell of it (projecting) and now he REALLY cant do that lol maybe thats why he doesnt have a fourth arm /j

also anglerfish lures dont need to be tugged on like a lamp to turn on so sebastian is doing it ENTIRELY for the bit. hes doing it to be silly and whimsical and most expendables dont know much about marine biology so they just never question it.

also as much as i love the sebastian designs where he is just a fucking CREATURE i think he would still look goofy as hell. like hes still a terrifying leviathan whos existance defies the laws of nature and that can open massive metal doors like theyre merely inconviniently heavy with a gun constantly onhand but. those eyes.. that curly bracket ass smile.. he just looks like such a dork. (affectionately)

i also like to think hes nervous around rabbits. maybe its a phobia maybe he got bit once and is just cautious something with rabbits but that only applies to ACTUAL rabbits. the deep sea bunnies (which are big ass slugs without claws or sharp teeth) are PERFECTLY fine with him. and he loves them :3

he also defintiely gets some form of rugburn from having those belts around his tail (the thing he uses to move around). LIKE THERE IS NO WAY THAT ISNT PAINFUL. and speaking of pain, with how sensitive his eyes are to light now (being a deep sea fish and all) the light from his own lure probably would give him a headache. he doesnt have it on by default, he ONLY turns it on when expendables (humans with worse eyesight) show up. he also probably doesnt like bright lights due to the trauma of the experiments. hospitals and operating rooms arent exactly known for being dark, yknow.

and ive already said this in a post before but im saying it again :3 sebastian did the t-rex hands thing ALL THE TIME before urbanshade because he never knew where to put his hands so he just holds them there. but he eventually came up with the idea of holding his hands clasped together to fix the problem! and then the fish thing happened, and he has a third arm, so hes back to doing the trex thing. just look at it. tell me that im wrong. i dare you /j /silly

also he definitely was a nightcore fan. hes confirmed to like rock (and metallica specifically) and i refuse to believe he didnt listen to nightcore versions of those songs religiously. (i actually looked up the origin of nightcore for this one lmao it first became a thing in 2001 but became popular and more mainstream around 2011 and sebastian was taken by urbanshade in 2013 so he COULDVE FEASIBLY LISTENED TO IT >:3)

thank you for letting me talk more about my guy #myguy

[angelskills]

can we please have a college au! Suguru who takes interest in a girl from a different department and he keeps trying to find her and talk more but she doesnt let it? Or disappears for weeks together untul he next sees her?

a/n: omg this is so creative?! i haven't tried writing a suguru fanfic ever, so this will be a challenge, and i love challenges :D, thank you so much for the request! if you want something else, pls lmk, also thank you sm for 200+ likes on my last post, also, i kind of switch the names between geto and suguru, and gojo and satoru. this may not be the best fanfic but if you want something else, pls pls request, i want to write something that you actually want :)) !

Out of Reach

warnings: pw/p(p0rn with plot), tipsy sex, he doesnt pull out (birth control dw), clit stimulation, p in v, vaginal fingering

credits: @hopelesslygaysstuff for the 18+ header

characters: you, Shoko, gojo, geto,

intro: geto notices you for the first time in the library while he is with his friends

Geto had his eyes on you for a long, long time. But, you never noticed. He always tried to find you around campus and talk to you. But, he never could. Geto first noticed you at the library when he was with Gojo. You happened to be with Shoko, who is one of his close friends.

Something about you really stood out to him. He never really knew why, but he took an interest in you. He is lazy, but he would chase you around the campus to try and catch up to you, but it never really worked out. You both had different majors, meaning you would be in different departments. He majored in humanities while you majored in computer science.

Geto thought about you all day long, he didn't want to but couldn't stop thinking about you. You were pretty, with a cute smile, and you were smart. How did Geto know? Well, he may or may not have texted Shoko about you. He lays in bed every night, hoping to get the chance to talk to you one day.

That man was so happy. He actually started smiling when Shoko told him you would be at Gojo's party in his apartment. He was excited to finally be able to have a proper conversation with you that doesn't have him running around campus, slipping like 10 times to catch up to you. Who knows why he was so crazy about you?

It was finally Friday night. Geto always hangs out at Gojo's house and helps prepare the drinks and food whenever there is a party. Geto was yapping on and on about you and how it's so hard to talk to you as he was laying out the plastic plates on the table and ordering the food. Gojo was so annoyed with that man, "Just get her number and text her, dude."

Geto seems like an overall confident person, but when it came to you, he was nervous, he didn't wanna make a weird first impression. "You don't get it." He sighed, sitting on the sofa, "You think she might like me?"

"No, fuck no." Gojo laughed, "You're scared to even approach her, pussy."

"I try to catch up to her."

"Try harder."

Geto rolled his eyes and cussed under his breath. But, it was the truth. He was trying, of course. But whenever he caught up to you, he would chicken out and just, not.

Gojo heard a knock on his door. They both looked at each other and looked at the clock, it wasn't time for the party yet.

Well, guess it was.

He opened the door and saw a bunch of his classmates and friends just come in with bottles of vodka and tequila. Screaming and singing. More and more people came in. You could say almost the entirety of the college students were there, except you and Shoko. G

Geto was in a corner while Gojo had girls all over him. He kept on texting Shoko and spamming her to get here faster.

Meanwhile you and Shoko...

"Hurry up, Y/N, please!" Shoko whined, lying down on the couch, replying to Geto's text.

"Sorry, wait!" You yelled from the bathroom, applying mascara on your lashes.

You wore a cheetah print top with flared jeans and a rhinestone belt. You brushed your hair, thinking about the party, obviously you know Gojo, he's really popular afterall. He was always with this guy. Tall, muscular, and he looked tired all the time. You finally finished getting ready, putting on your necklace and earrings and stepped out of the bathroom.

Shoko complimented you and you guys took a few pictures together. You both put on your shoes and legit rushed out. Trying to find a cab to get to Gojo's place. You were excited, because this was your first ever party, especially in college. Even though you're a sophomore, you avoided parties a lot because you focused on your grades too much. After becoming friends with Shoko, you let loose a bit and finally agreed to go to a party.

Shoko was talking about Geto as you both got in the cab and you couldn't recognize his name. She showed you a picture and you finally realized that was the Geto Shoko was always talking about. You couldn't even deny it, that man was fine, but you didn't say anything.

After a while of asking Shoko for more pictures of Geto and staring at his pictures as if he were the most beautiful man ever, you finally reached Gojo's place. You and Shoko got out of the car, and you were out here taking deep breaths because you were nervous about the party. As you both walked towards Gojo's door, Shoko was reassuring you that everything would be fine and parties weren't that big of a deal.

The door was open, damn. That man was really fearless.

You walked in with Shoko, astounded by how big Gojo's apartment really was. Geto noticed you and Shoko, letting out a sigh of relief because truly, he was worried sick thinking YOU(not Shoko) got in an accident and died. He finished his glass of beer and started walking towards you. Then, Shoko dragged you off to somewhere else, giving you a tour of Gojo's apartment. Geto clenched his fists, muttering out a bunch of fuck you's to Shoko.

Geto finally managed to catch up to you and Shoko, finding you guys hanging with Satoru. You looked at Geto, finally realizing that man was even finer in real life. You gave him a warm smile, before turning back to Gojo.

Geto's face nearly turned red. Did you just smile at him? He couldn't believe it.

"Hear me out, let's play beer pong." Satoru smirked, setting up the plastic cups. It was an upside-down triangle laid on the table.

You looked at Shoko, nodded, and helped pour the beer into the plastic.

You guys played beer pong for a while, switching some of the cups with beer and then tequila and vodka.

Satoru and Shoko were drunk as fuck and out like a light, you and Geto were only a bit tipsy because you both were actually good at the game and meanwhile, Gojo and Shoko sucked ass with their angles.

It was like, 3 a.m., and Satoru and Shoko were still out. You and Geto were sitting on the couch, talking and he confessed about how he always chased you around campus and tried to talk to you, but he always chickened out. You laughed at that, but on the inside, you were screaming. A man, like him, took an interest, in YOU? You talked about how you kept begging Shoko for pictures of him because you thought he was so cute.

There was some tension between you two. You both basically just confessed your feelings at this point. You laughed it out, trying your best not to create awkwardness between you two.

But, he didn't care. Whether it was awkward or not, all he cared was being there with you. Just you being present makes him happy.

He put his hand on your cheek, getting closer to your face, making sure you're comfortable before pulling you into a deep kiss.

You didn't know how it got to this point. From you and Geto laughing at each other, to a bit of making out, and then to you being carried to the guest bed.

He placed you on the bed gently, pulling you into a kiss as his fingers ran down your chest to your waistband, slowly pulling your jeans off. Your heart was beating out of your chest. All of this happened in a flash. He slid your top up so your bra would be exposed. You could feel the dampness in your panties from just seeing him like this. He kissed down your neck to your stomach. His hand slid under your panties, slowly rubbing small circles on your clit. You bucked your hips, trying to squirm away but his hand on your waist kept you in place.

He inserted a finger inside you, catching you off guard. You arched your back slightly, your body squirming as you let out noises. To him, your voice was like a melody, let alone noises. He wanted to get more out of you. He slid another finger in, your wetness making it easier for him. His fingers were so thick, you were almost scared about what his dick would feel like. His fingers curled right against your g-spot, you let out a loud moan, your toes curling as you gripped his shoulder, "S-suguru..." you whimpered. He swore he almost came in his pants after hearing you whimper his name like that. He pulled out his fingers, sliding your panties off.

He inserted his fingers right back inside of your hole. Stretching you out to make you prepared. You gulped as you shut your eyes, moaning as his fingers hit your sweet spot every time he pulled his fingers in and out. He unzipped his pants with his free hand, pulling down his boxers and lining his member to your entrance.

You almost screamed when you saw how long it was. You weren't even sure if it could fit or not. "Say the safeword when you want me to stop, green." He said as he slid his length inside of you, trying his best to be gentle but your pussy felt so good around his dick, he had to hold himself back from cumming right there.

You moaned, "Hngh... s-suguru... please...". He looked you in the eyes, "Please what?" He smirked, his fingers crawled to your clit.

You buried your head in his shoulder, "S-start moving, please." you gulped, you felt so full you thought you would just pass out if he started moving. From this moment on, he loved seeing you be shy in bed, he thought it was so cute especially since it was, you.

His hand grabbed your waist to keep you in place as he started thrusting inside of you. His free hand rubbed small fast circles on your clit, making your eyes roll back from the overwhelming pleasure. His dick hitting your sweet spot and him rubbing your clit at the same time.

"T-too much, too much!" You whined, throwing your back as you felt your orgasm coming. Your hands wrapped around Suguru's neck. It was almost impossible to keep yourself quiet and you were almost screaming but he wasn't complaining at all.

Within minutes, you milked his cock, creating a ring around it. Your pussy clenched around Suguru's cock, "H-holy shit", he groaned. Your toes curled as he sped up his pace, his thick cock kissing your cervix with each thrusts. After a few moments, he filled you with his cum to the brim, painting your walls white as thick ropes of cum spurted out.

He pulled out as he collapsed onto you, but making sure he doesn't put all of his weight. You put your hand on his cheek, smiling before giving him a kiss.

After a few moments, he picked you up to carry you to the shower, helping you clean up.

The very next day, you couldn't even walk.

[itsmeyoucant]

ok i think "hate" is an understatement, detest is what i was trying to get at. I dont know if you have seen any other rebornica comics other than the uhh one where he screams or something because of pink wednesday, but I dont think he would be instantly comfortable from just a silly lil compliment (Uhm, from other rebornica comics that i have found, he seems to not only scream and hiss, but he also hides in a dark corner for the whole day and is needed to be held by 2 people so they can get him to go to work and stop whining abt the color blegghgh, he just seems too uncomfortable with it and idk if that can be fixed by something so simple). Im not saying ur interpretation is wrong, in fact, i love ur characterization of the characters (mostly), but this is just kinda like taking a big part of his character that makes him so silly. Why cant u just replace the color with,,, idk blue. (???? im sorry if i sound rude, im just too into keeping some recognizable character traits (which in this case is vincent detesting the color pink) :-[

okay a few points

1. there is art of him with pink on where he isnt freaking out (and yes according to the art archive that is vincent not vendetta). yeah in the second one hes not happy but hes not losing his mind

2. this is literally all the pink hes wearing

its an i <3 boobies bracelet which is a scene staple imo and very in character for him to wear and a belt with some pink on it?? its not entirely pink and also he owns other belts and bracelets lmao he doesnt wear this every single day

3. its my au hes gonna be a little different from the og if everything was exactly the same it wouldnt be my au. sorry if vincent hating wearing pink as a major color in his outfit but being alright with very small amounts on his accessories upsets you but i feel like thats not a huge thing to change about his character. again i myself dont like wearing a lot of pink especially bright pink it makes me very miserable but id be okay with small amounts if it fit my aesthetic because its not the main color. pink is obv a very big part of scene fashion so i think hed just have to take the L sometimes and wear it

4. him hating pink was not immediately fixed by the end of that comic he just was able to suck it up and wear it because of the compliment. also idk how to put this without it sounding silly but whatever he loves my s/i very much and what they say impacts him a lot compared to the other guards so if they tell him he looks cute in pink he will be too happy to be 100% a pissy asshole about it (his emotions are very extreme and switch up very quickly, but his adoration conquers all <3)

all this is to say no im not gonna change it i think he can bear to put on a pink i <3 boobies bracelet and pink and black checkered belt every so often

[eldesperadont]

@ AEW GIRLIES (gn) who are interested in NJPW lore

with All In coming up, I need fans that only know Kota as Kennys insane boyfriend and Jay as the silly Bullet Club bastard to know about their history with each other (and Kenny/Hangman) which spans 5 years at this point, even more if you count in Jays time as a trainee in njpw (2015/16), so he like.. watched and learned from them all – anyways lets go with the rambling recap

Starting with Jays first title win and how it came to that: early 2018, Kenny was in the midst of a power struggle in Bullet Club, his relationship with Cody was getting more strenuous by the day and the non Elite BC members were getting tired of their BS.

Kenny, trying to legitimise his position as a leader, thought recruiting new promising talent to his side would help, so he offered a young Switchblade Jay White “the opportunity of a lifetime”.

Jay accepted, only to attack him right after, and with that nothing could stop the threads holding Kennys BC together from rapidly unravelling.

Kenny would lose his US Heavyweight Championship to White soon after, and in the aftermath of the match even more. Hangman, finally taking a step out of his friend's shadow, got all up in Jays space, snatched the belt and obviously implied a challenge, but Kenny wouldnt have any of that. He pushed Adam aside and gave Jay his price back. (to the surprise of the crowd who expected Kenny to be more bitter apparently lol)

Enter Cody. Opportunistic and sinister as he was at the time he immediately stoked the flames, snapping at Kenny why he wouldnt let Hangman have that moment.

They seem to talk it out but whoops, Cody attacks Kenny after all, Adam helping him.

They are about to lay him out as Ibushi runs to Kennys aid, finally giving us the reunion people have been waiting for years.

In the following months a lot happens, Adam gets his match with Jay (and is read to filth by him - it’s essential to watch that promo, here) but doesnt succeed, the Golden Lovers and Young Bucks have an emotional feud, Cody continues being a menace with Hangman at his side, Kenny finally wins the IWGP Heavyweight belt, the Golden Elite was formed, Cody is a sad lil bitch now, they were all kinda friends again, oh and Bullet Club split fr*.

[*On one side you had Kenny and his friends, on the other BC originals Bad Luck Fale, Tama Tonga plus his younger brothers and technically their dad? Things were kinda messy but thats technically the BC that stayed in Japan and made Jay White their leader. The last real appearance of the Elite as BC was at the inaugural All In, their indie PPV.]

Alright end of 2018/beginning of 2019 - Kenny loses his IWGP belt at Wrestle Kingdom (njpws wrestlemania) and quietly leaves NJPW with the Bucks, Cody and Hangman, starting AEW (things behind the scenes didnt work out as expected and nooj didn’t wanna cooperate with them at first)

So yeah. Ibushi. He was all alone again, but in the summer of 2019 finally manages what he was so close to in the previous year: winning the G1 tournament.

He faced Jay White in the finals, who at that point firmly held Kennys position as Bullet Club leader and is the top gaijin of the company.

Both him and Ibushi were together with Kazuchika Okada and Tetsuya Naito the top of NJPW. And all four would be involved in the main events of the following Wrestle Kingdom. Jay and Okada as titleholders, Naito and Ibushi as challengers.

Well neither Jay or Kota came out victorious on the first WK night, but the following day, in a match for third place, Jay defeated Ibushi, making the latter the biggest loser of the event,,

Covid caused quite a mess in the following months - their next singles meeting wouldn't be till late 2020, during that years G1, where Jay gets another win over the Golden Star

but is unable to reach the finals, in contrast to Ibushi, who wins the whole tournament for a second time.

Jay doesn't wait and immediately brings up Kotas loss to him, demanding a match for the WK contract he's just won.

Alright bada bing bada boom Ibushi-

LOSES??

Yeah to the shock of everyone Jay actually managed to put himself in the main event for the following WK, thinking he'll face double champ Naito to dethrone him .. but Naito still wanted to face the G1 winner so Kota got his title shot regardless lol

so yeah we got Ibushi vs Naito on night one, and whoever wins that on day two against Jay

In complete contrast to the previous WK Ibushi would not only be victorious on the first night, but also finally beat Jay for good, becoming the undisputed double champ, and God. (their words not mine)

Which absolutely broke White, giving us a glimpse at whats really going on in the "Switchblade". He's so obsessed with success, finally wanting HIS moment, his era, and despite everything he's sacrificed it doesn't seem to happen..

(pls watch the whole promo, its an insane performance)

He'd show up for one last "contractually obligated" match, battered and bruised, taking the pin in a multiman tag match between Bullet Club and Chaos, before leaving everyone in the dark for month about whats next for him.

He'd stick with NJPW for two more years, returning even more unhinged than he already was.

Kota would go on with his reign as double champ, till NJPW unified the titles to create the IWGP World Championship (a highly unpopular move with the fans), which he's the inaugural champion for.

Jay would try his best in the New Japan Cup in hopes of getting another shot at Ibushi, but fall short in the quarterfinals - new focus new goal, he goes for the NEVER Openweight title, and becomes the first ever NJPW "Quadruple Crown" champ, having already held the IWGP US, Heavyweight and Intercontinental Championship at that point.

Ibushi, now with the IWGP World Championship, has his first proper defense with the new singles belt .. and loses to 2021 NJ Cup winner Will Ospreay, cutting his reign shorter than anyone expected.

His bad luck doesnt end there tho, despite making it to the G1 finals for the fourth time in a row, he breaks his arm in said match and is unable to continue. He'll not appear in a NJPW ring again. Mistreatment by staff which caused serious trouble in his private life has him decide against re-signing with the company.

Jay in the meantime would shake things up overseas, defending his NEVER title, debut in IMPACT, be on weird terms with the Elite, lose the NEVER title, debut in AEW, oh and not return to Japan. For a full year, missing out on key events, which had even his BC mates start asking questions.

After some rearranging within the club (kicking out old and recruiting new members) he’d finally return to Japan in the summer of 2022, swiftly dethroning IWGP World champ Okada, Jays last title reign in NJPW (youve might seen his first defence, at Forbidden door against Hangman, Cole and Okada).

He’d hold the title till early 2023 and in good old switchblade fashion be this 👌 close to realising his errors, only to blame everyone else and lose his mind over it, getting involved in a “loser leaves Japan” match against Hikuleo (who had turned his back on Jay) and afterwards, cause that somehow wasnt enough, a “loser leaves NJPW” match against Eddie Kingston. And thats how we got Jay White in AEW, mf is in exile and acts like nothing ever happened lmao

Ibushi, whos last match had been in October 2021, would finally return to the ring in March 2023, at Josh Barnetts 9th Bloodsport event, and make his AEW debut at Blood and Guts, reuniting with Kenny, the Bucks and Hangman as the Golden Elite :)

So yeah both Kota and Jay had quite different paths (that crossed a lot) towards AEW, and as someone who's been watching them for so long now I'm absolutely giddy to see them face one another again - if youd have told me a year ago that I'd get to see Kota and Jay in the same ring again, cause of KENNY of all things, I'd have imploded on the spot (positive)

📷 picture credit: NJPW World, one pic from Jays Instagram, one impact thumbnail and one aew thumbnail

‼️ feel free to ask about anything / correct me on info or spelling mistakes, english is not my mother tongue and im disabled so sometimes i mess things up

[sporesgalaxy]

PLS.. share thoughts on zoro n sanji relationship........ i dont ship them but they are so. SOOOOO.

THEY MAKE ME CRAZZYYYYY. and honestly the way their dynamic make me insane doesnt even HAVE to be read as romantic. But i feel so much crazier when i see them shipped and its not even capitalizing on all the shit theyve got going on.

So anyways here's my Zoro and Sanji retrospective I spent several hours on I guess. As if it's my fault.

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When Zoro and Sanji meet, Sanji has given up on his dream to see the All-Blue in favor of supporting Zeff.

Zoro is still throwing himself at his dream to be the greatest swordsman with all his might, and nearly dies to Mihawk for it.

Initially, from Sanji's outside perspective, it seems like a waste of precious life.

Zoro promising never to disappoint Luffy when he's on death's door clearly makes Sanji reconsider, though.

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The next time Sanji and Zoro really interact after Zoro's defeat is when they go after Nami at Arlong Park.

And the first thing Sanji learns about Zoro is.......that he's willing to hit girls!

To Sanji, Zoro seems like he's willing to turn on someone-- and worse, willing to hurt a girl-- just because he's angry for an apparent betrayal that no one has any concrete proof of yet. What a jerk! Surely that earned him the dig Sanji makes about his loss to Mihawk.

Unbeknownst to Sanji, however, Zoro has already bet his life on Nami's friendship being genuine by almost drowning himself.

Zoro doesn't want to bother explaining this to some stupid new guy who's willing to side with a stranger purely on the basis of her gender. Clearly, Sanji doesn't understand ANYTHING about this crew, and should just stay out of things.

And so their initial mutual dislike is born!!!

They tend to bicker a lot after this, but I think the next time Sanji brings up Mihawk is in Alabasta.

Once again, Sanji is hitting below the belt because he's convinced Zoro's done something nigh-unforgivable: doubting Luffy. It's a reminder that their rivalry at this point is still built on genuinely misjudging each others' character.

Now at this point I've run out of my 100 daily shounen jump chapters so I can't find for you the PRECISE moment thet are mutually like "yeah ok fine you're a DECENT guy I GUESS" in Alabasta but I think it's the clock tower maybe? The point is that the whole crew has to work together VERY HARD to defeat Crocodile and it shows Sanji and Zoro that they can count on each other to support the crew, at least.

Their improved relationship is apparent in one of my fave downtime scenes so far: Sky Island jungle dinner :)

I...don't think we've seen Sanji ask for help cooking before this point?? Much less from Zoro. So I fucking love that. And Zoro goes along with it, even though he complains!!!!! It shows perfectly how they now trust each other to help take care of the crew.

Another one if my fave examples of them counting on each other in a kind of funny way is when they're fighting Zombie Oars.

Zoro pushes Sanji's buttons on purpose to get him to go along with it, and it works. But it also shows that Zoro was counting on him to give him a boost! The middle panel could even imply Zoro jumped before Sanji agreed to anything, which really proves how much they're willing to couny on each other now.

Which of course brings us to the conclusion of Thriller Bark and a WILD curveball in their relationship: thes self-sacrificial x2 combo.

What Sanji does here floored me. At this point not only does he trust Zoro as a part of the crew, but he considers Zoro a more irreplacable member of the crew than himself.

And Zoro refuses to let him.

Now, we know from his initial fight with Mihawk that Zoro being willing to kill himself doesn't mean he considers his life unimportant. Zoro and Luffy are both unafraid of death, because they have to be willing to die to even have a ghost of a chance of achieving their dreams.

That's why Zoro chooses to take on Luffy's pain and why he is able to survive it.

Zoro's sacrifice obviously means a lot to Sanji. When Zoro refuses to acknowledge his sacrifice, Sanji goes along with that and covers for him.

And of course he understands. The pain Sanji mentions here that Zoro is trying to spare Luffy from is the exact same pain that lead Sanji to give up on his dream of finding the All-Blue in favor of trying to repay his life debt to Zeff. Sanji wouldn't wish the guilt he feels for Zeff's leg on anybody.

Sanji shows a lot of concern for Zoro after this point up until the time skip!! He calls Zoro a hero to Brook, and tries to help Zoro deal with his excess injuries without drawing attention to them. Zoro is of course surly about it, because he's frustrated by his own limits. He got a taste of what Luffy goes through and it just made him more desperate to become strong enough to lighten Luffy's load.

I find their sort-of reset after the timeskip hilarious.

Sanji was already feeling deeply insecure when he got sent to the island of question your gender and sexuality-- things Sanji clearly considers very important to his identity. Since he can't bear to question himself, he relies on reacting combatively to things that challenge his masculinity. Kicking them, mostly. I'm sure he picked that up from Zeff.

Meanwhile, Zoro is THE most traditionally Masculine member of the crew besides Sanji by a long shot (Franky is in 3rd place as a self-professed freak with blue hair and pronouns who refuses to wear pants). Zoro is buffer than Sanji. And seemingly more stoic than Sanji. And Zoro has cool scars and uses three swords and his muscles are bigger and half the time he's not even wearing a shirt.

This masculinity contest between them was present before the timeskip too, but it's really the only good explanation for the extremeness of Sanji's sour attitude the moment he lays eyes on post-timeskip Zoro and remarks, aloud, "He's back. Like I really care..." after how much appreciation Sanji showed for Zoro's sacrifice before the timeskip.

Sanji WOULD be annoyed at his crewmate's seemingly effortless, unshakeable masculinity after two years of doggedly avoiding non-consensual crossdressing and constantly fighting for his life to outrun gay thoughts.

Zoro's side of things so far post-timeskip seems a bit less wound-up than Sanji. Zoro never takes an insult sitting down, and also just enjoys making snide remarks, so if Sanji's going to argue with him there's no reason for Zoro not to argue back.

This is why I am a gay Zoro truther, even if that gayness has nothing to do with anyone on the crew. Because its fucking hilarious if Sanji is one-sidedly trying to out-hetero-masculinity a literal gay man.

[bridgyrose]

How would Jinn react to someone thinking she's attractive?

(In hindsight, I probably could've just answered this as a normal ask, but I figured I'd have a bit of fun with it.)

Jinn stretched as she rose out of the lamp, the blue smoke around her obscuring her for a moment before finally clearing away. It had been many years since she was last used and quite eager to find out who had a question for her. She smiled at the woman who summoned her and slowly leaned in to get a better look. 

“What knowledge do you seek?” she finally asked as she smiled at the awe on the woman’s face. “I am Jinn, a being created to help with humanity’s search for knowledge. I have been blessed with being able to answer three questions every one hundred years. And currently, I can still answer all three questions. So, what would you like to know?” 

The woman took a step back as she looked around at the rain that seemed frozen in time. “T-this… this might be a bit… too much.” 

“Then lets start with introductions. What’s your name?” 

“Raven,” Raven answered as she tried to keep her eyes averted.

Jinn floated around Raven, gently running her fingers across her shoulders. “Since you knew my name to summon me, surely you knew about me and what I could do. So I ask again, what knowledge do you seek?” 

A blush crossed Raven’s cheeks. “I-I… think I lost my train of thought.” 

“Is that so?”

“I’ve only seen one other person as… attractive as you. This was a mistake.” 

“I see,” Jinn said with a smirk. “Then its a shame this time was wasted. I’ll leave until you’re ready to summon me-” 

“No!” Raven let out a sigh. “Please dont leave. Not yet. I… dont have long before Ozpin finds out I’m using you.” 

“I never expected the old man to allow anyone to use me without his permission. He’s been extraordinarily secretive to others about how the relics work. Not that he fully understands them himself.” 

“He doesnt know I’m using it. I just… need a moment to collect myself. To see someone like you… not leaving much to the… imagination…” 

Jinn could only smile as she watched the blush on Raven’s cheeks grow. “Then maybe I can change my form to suit you a little better.” 

“That’s not necessary-” 

Before Raven could finish, blue smoke started to make its way around Jinn, her form starting to look smaller as she made herself look closer to Raven’s size. Ornate clothing started to take shape around her as the smoke started to solidify, giving her a dress to cover herself. “Is this better?” 

Raven took a breath, still unable to look at Jinn. “I-I wouldnt say, better…” 

“But easier to be around?” Jinn asked with a smile. She floated around behind Raven and gently rubbed her shoulders. “I can tell that you have many, burning questions that you want to ask. But you already had one in mind when you came to me, didnt you? So please, tell me what knowledge you seek.” 

Raven felt a shiver run down her spine. “Can… can Salem be killed?” 

“She cannot. However, that doesnt mean she cant be stopped.” 

“I see. Then I have someone I need to save.” 

Jinn looked at Raven curiously. “You dont want to know how she can be stopped?” 

“I do, but I dont have time for that.” Raven drew her sword and opened a portal next to her. “I need to stop someone I care about from making a mistake.” 

“I see, then I will eagerly wait to see you again,” Jinn said, blue smoke forming around her as she disappeared into the lamp once more. 

Raven hooked the lamp to her belt and pinched the bridge of her nose as she stepped through the portal. “Why did it have to be a woman? Why couldnt it have been an old man? Summer’s not going to be happy with me.”

[pumpkinsy0]

Soft Butch/Masc Sodapop and Dallas headcanons?

i fear i dont have many specific hcs for that bc i whole heartedly think they would still generally b the same BUT!!! take the small ones i do have, if anything else pops in my head ill post it i promise,,,i wont shut up till u tell me,,

•dallys very masc and doesnt exactly grasp being soft masc😭😭like shes not dumb she knows what it is, not very hard to get the definition, its more of,,,why,,,to her u either go big or go home, so shes always asking soda why shes doing what shes doin, y go the mile to b masc if shes gonna also “put that on” whatever “that” may b. soda doesnt care much for dallys questioning, she doesnt mind answering em!! this only works if sodas soft masc in the sense that she combines both everyday, if sodas fem on day and masc the next, dallys flexing that i promise u

•look being called dally was 100% sodas idea, dallys old name is soooooo feminine she hated it and wanted it changed!!! immediately!!! she can make fun of sodas name all she wants, at least its technically unisex

•soda loves attaching her carabiner to dallys belt buckle, maybe she even gave one to dally to get her in on the fun

•sodas still a fashionista to me it doesnt matter how tf shes dressing she will always make it look good and she pushes dal to do the same but to dally its more of a “if its comfy and masculine enough idc ill put it on my body” type

•i could totally see dally going by he/she pronouns and soda would use both literally in the same sentence but end up confusing herself

•soda will still get hit on no matter what by any and everyone, being w dally makes soda not only comfortable in exploring her own masculinity, hell she even gives her new ideas, but makes soda feel safe by literally being there to b able to do it

[pwnyta]

MORE TWISTED WONDERLAND TWINK JUDGMENT.

That hair is DIABOLICAL. Especially in blond... i know the Huntsman has that hair but it wasnt that bad in black. Hes still my favorite of the three Snow White crew TBH. The Huntsman?

More like CUNTSMAN AMIRITE?!

Best/worst outfit- This shitty fake Aussie outfit.. IDKY but I can only imagine him with an Australian accent now. Its terrible. I do take back the Cuntsman title why are all his outfit kinda lame? Theyre really doing Snow Whites baddies dirty.

Overall- 5.5/10...

...Not Hades... Why he look like an edgy version of Yaoi Jesus!? Not like this Hades... Not like this. I hate it here.

Best outfit- The Knight outfit. Its pretty sick...

Overall- 3/10 looks pretty cool but the fact hes so miserable even tho Hades is iconic... smdh

...Not Robot Shota Hades.... Do they know theres Medusa, Centaur, Hydra, Pain and Panic... WHY TWO HADES AND THEYRE BOTH THE WORST!?

Best outfit- This butterfly drip is actually pretty sick. I still hate it.

Overall- 4/10 for the Butterfly outfit he gets an extra point over Idia...

...Maleficent.... Alright big dog. You better not fuck this up. They fucked up Hades and The Evil Queen... you gotta really pop off bud. So far so fine.

Best outfit- Alright Mal... you saved yourself. I also like the Long outfit. WELL DONE BUD.

Overall- 7.5/10!

...WHO? Silver... is he... the fuckin sewing wheel? ???

Best outfit- I get to reward the Long outfit! Well done. But since its a shared outfit... not as good.

Overall- 5/10?? I guess.

...Maybe the green fire? I guess theres slimpicking as far as baddies in Sleeping Beauty... but why just add so many and then like NONE of the baddies in Hercules accent Hades? I dont get it Fifi... But this guy is pretty good. Rare not-twink? Real?

Best outfit- He looks nice in this half cape. I think he should have a proper belt but w/e.

Overall- 6.5/10

WHO!?!?!? I dont like this guy at all.... but also it makes me laugh at the person complaining about people sexualizing characters when theres so much shotabait LMAO.... Girl.

Best outfit- Full armor baby. Thats the way to go.

Overall- 2.5/10

Crowley... lookin sharp. Cool mask. Cool wing cape...

Best outfit- His standard. He doesnt have much to work with unfortunately.

Overall- 8/10

LIPSMACK OF DISAPPOINTMENT. You can do better than that for Cruella... Come on now.

Best outfit- His standard I guess cuz his other one sucks worse.

Overall- 4/10

Not Cinderellas step mom being better designed than Cruella... Also he reminds me of that comic with the old man with the fat ugly cat. So...

Best outfit- He doesnt get any more but its still good.

Overall- 7/10. Simple but I dig it.

...Tibbies.

Best outfit- I mean... its simple but a little cunty. HES GOT ANTLERS ON ALL OF HIS ...outfits.

Overall- 7/10

NOT TWINK FACILIER!!! WITH THE KILLMONGER CUT! LMFAO.

Best outfit- GIVE HIM MORE CLOTHES. WHY IS HE FACULTY!? WHY ISNT HE A STUDENT!? That a hamsa in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Overall- 10/10 I cant rate my mans Facilier any lower Im sorry. LMAO Hes very cute.

NOT CUNTY TWINK FROLLO!!! NOOOOO

Best outfit- His only outfit

Overall- ....8/10 Hes dripped out what can I say?

HONEST JOHN!? LMAO... Yo whyd they drop the ball so hard on Sleeping Beauty and then just started pulling out these NPC baddies...

Best outfit- Only outfit. Hes serving thoooo

Overall- 9/10

...How you gonna make the Cheshire Cat boring? I like his mome rath pants tho... I love Mome Raths...

Best Outfit- n/a

Overall- 2/10 THATS THE CHESHIRE CAT GUY!? ... boring as fuck...

What a weak ending... after all that goodness.