#why so angry 😕😕😕😕

[not-karl]

bitches be like,,

"aww, look at how cute this cat is!!!!! >_< ^_^ :D :3"

and then this is the fucking cat.

[hispanicin]

If I had you pick between splatoon and overwatch and i told you i had to get off one because i was getting so angry I couldn't think so I decided to play the other one to unwind, you would never guess which is which

[yami-in-leather]

cat thought I should only get three hours of sleep and when I didn’t quite agree she proceeds to chew to shreds my Black Butler art book 3 that I got on opening day of the new nine floor Ikebukuro animate store

[rexhya]

any of your chosen oc’s who fancy reader, on valentine’s day, receive a typed love letter and their favourite chocolate —- of course they’re quick to assume that it’s reader right ? same initials marking the end lines ?! the same quiet, unassuming reader who barely holds eye contact with them telling them yes ! i love you too !!! but oh actually it’s NOT them, just someone with the same initials.. watch chosen oc go crazy over thatLMAOO

(tldr - [character] crushes on y/n, thinks they like them back but it’s a misunderstanding]

yandere!loser who is exceedingly when he receives a letter on valentine's day, it read the sweetest words he could practically imagine your voice he read it

Dear Claude,

I like you a lot! I write this letter to you in hopes you receive it and can return my feelings as well.

— Love, [XX]

Claude is in pure disbelief, he immediately writes back and says yes, slipping the note straight into your locker with his number on it, desperately waiting for a text, he never gets ones. (Aww, your problably just shy...right?)

The next day he's even more confused when you walk right past in in the hallways, did you not see him when he waved?

He trys again to catch you attention in the lunch room, you're sitting with your friends on the complete opposite side of the room when he walks the shameful distance to your table to ask you why you've been ignoring him.

Your friends get quiet not so subtly laughing at the image of Claude and his baggy clothes, but he's used to others and there comments, it was only you he cared about.

"That's not my handwriting, I didn't write that." you deadpanned, slapping the arm of your friend who began a trail of laughing voices that rung in Claudes ear. Tears pricked at his eyes as he exited the lunchroom.

"Oh, yeah, right, that totally makes sense. This doesn't even look like your handwriting." you save Claude the embarrassment and direct his attention to a girl who Claude now noticed was looking at him, "I think this came from her, Claude, sorry about that."

Claude jumped as you placed an hand on his forearm. You knew his name? He didn't have it in him to ask as he walked towards the tabled where the girl was sitting, her eyes visible lit up as he walked over, but he wasnt here to accept a confession.

"You, what's your name?"

"My name? It's-"

"Actually I don't care, because it doesn't matter. Don't ever consider contacting me again you hear me? Do you know how embarrassing it was to see her look at me so pitifully? Like I was a lost kid without his mommy?"

"I–"

"Fuck off, [Name] is the only person i'll ever want."

✦ ✦

Later that evening Claude stalked your social media pages as comfort, you looked so beautiful it made him more angry when he thought of that girl and how she tries to come between you two.

The only goid thing that had come of today was the fact you knew him, i mean you did have 3 classes together but you'd never looked his way, he had no idea. Oh god the way you'd said his name made him feel so hot inside.

Claude, Claude, Claude he was very aware of the rising boner he had from replaying the sound in his mind.

To his surprise he receives a message and lo' and behold its from you. He practically screams at the sight, and with shaky hands clicks to respond.

hey, how did it go?

He's confused, if you were asking how he was feeling he felt great, was the message meant for someone else? He clenched his hands at the thought, of course it wasn't. You had texted, him. He wouldn't miss the chance.

did what go?

Much to his delight you reply immediately.

you and XXXXX duhhh, are u guys dating now or what?

He scowls at the thought of the girl.

No, it was playing a prank lol

awwe, that's too bad, anyone would beclycky enough to date you 😕

Claudes eyes bulged from their sockets, his nails clicking away at a response. What were you implying, maybe you were in love with him after all?

fghdsasf, lol uhm yeah. i could say the same for u xx

Xx, God he has to marry you.

awe thx!! anyways i'm gonna be honest tge reason why i was asking is bc my friend thinks ur cute..i was wondering if she could have ur number?

He's accidentally smashed the computer before he gets a chance to respond.

[astonmartinii]

fatherhood looks good on you | george russell social media au

pairing: george russell x fem albon reader

there comes a point in the relationship where you take it to the next level

MASTERLIST | TIP JAR

- part of the brother's best friend series -

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yourusername: looking so good i want to give you a baby

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user1: WHAT

user2: we really be saying anything on the internet these days

alexalbon: SHUT THE FUCK UP THE LITERAL ONLY RULE OF THIS RELATIONSHIP WAS THAT YOU KEEP THIS SHIT TO YOURSELVES

yourusername: gosh a girl can't have baby fever in peace these days

alexalbon: unless that baby is coming by stork you can put that talk on hold real fast

yourusername: just because lily is busy does not mean you have to take it out on me and george

georgerussell63: alex is it illegal for a man to be handsome?

alexalbon: if it's illegal to be handsome, you'd have the cleanest record known to man

yourusername: STOP RIGHT THERE DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT LYING IS A SIN

alexalbon: i'm not going to say YOUR boyfriend is hot, no.

yourusername: just because i got in there first 🙄

user3: i don't think she's serious but also george with a baby is just too cute not to happen

user4: george is the perf instagram boyf like he's so ready to pose

landonorris: well that definitely is something we all want to know

yourusername: i know you would LOVE to know ALL the details norris

georgerussell63: she's never going to let your crush go lando, you gotta just hold it

landonorris: i was THIRTEEN

yourusername: you don't love me anymore? 😕

landonorris: i don't know why i always get in these arguments with you

user5: i love how george just instigates things for y/n lmao

user6: your boyfriend should always support your mess

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user8: alright i am so confused

user9: there's no way y/n can actually be pregnant i saw her down at least three pornstar martinis in hospitality this weekend

alexalbon: this better be a joke or i'm gonna kick you so hard you get a free non-reversible vasectomy

yourusername: stop the violence!

alexalbon: THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR GLEE REFERENCES

yourusername: someone is channelling some serious sue vibes right now

georgerussell63: let it be known i like my reproductive systems the way they are

alexalbon: that's kind of the point of a threat, you aren't supposed to want it

yourusername: he likes threats if they come from the right person

alexalbon: i am about one more comment away from knocking down your hotel room door and throwing george from the balcony

yourusername: and deprive our child from a father... alex i expected better from you

alexalbon: that's it i'm on my way

georgerussell63: @mercedesamgf1 PLEASE PROTECT ME I AM PRECIOUS CARGO

user10: these bitches got me actually combing through tiktoks and hospitality menus to see if y/n was actually drinking

user11: i'm gonna be real angry if this is all a big joke

user12: i know kimi antonelli is young but this is NAWT the way to announce him for 2025

charles_leclerc: guys i need you to spell everything out i am confused

georgerussell63: no can do charles you gotta follow the breadcrumbs just like everyone else

yourusername: it's right there sharl

charles_leclerc: actually alex, wait, i'm coming with you these hoes are annoying me

landonorris: don't forget me

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yourusername: our baby is here!

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user15: A CAT?

user16: i just knew george russell would be a ragdoll girl

georgerussell63: they were right i AM a girl dad

yourusername: finally dilf status

georgerussell63: a title i do not take lightly

yourusername: i can confirm libido has gone UP since becoming parents!

landonorris: shut THE FUCK UP

yourusername: you'll understand in time lando

georgerussell63: you just found yourself at the bottom of the babysitting list

landonorris: i don't want to look after it

yourusername: IT? IT? HOW DARE YOU?

georgerussell63: she can hear you lando that's so disrespectful :(

landonorris: ??? i'm not saying sorry to a cat over instagram comment

georgerussell63: expect the same courtesy when i take you out first corner next weekend

user17: i fear that was not a threat but a promise from george

user18: it's kinda hot

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alexalbon: NEW ALBON PETS LORE AND NONE OF YOU TOLD ME

yourusername: ella can't wait to meet the gang

alexalbon: no offence but ella is kinda a shit name

yourusername: short for mozzarella

alexalbon: i take it back

georgerussell63: cause she's the lil pearl of our life

alexalbon: i love her already

user19: so we went through all this tomfoolery for a cat? a cat called mozzarella?

user20: you have to agree it's iconic

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alexalbon: i knew @albon_pets would get george at some point

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user22: i love how alex became the chill guy again after it was revealed he was not yet an uncle

georgerussell63: hard on the yet

alexalbon: too soon george

user23: the albon pets signature of approval is a bigger sign that george is in the gamily than if he actually proposed to y/n

user24: they've got a baby now he's an albon

yourusername: horsey is going to kick off over having to share george with me and mozzie

albon_pets: bring it on - horsey

yourusername: alex i'm not arguing with you pretending to be horsey, this ain't roscoe and lewis

lewishamilton: rude

roscoelovescoco: meanie

yourusername: did you just call me mean as your dog?

lewishamilton: you were extra mean

yourusername: fine lets let mozzie and roscoe scrap it out at silverstone - she's got the sass of both me and george btw x

lewishamilton: stay AWAY FROM MY DOG

user25: the merc garage gonna be a whole petting zoo at silverstone i can't

user26: you wanna catch up with red bull? sell meet and greet tickets to the petting zoo

maxverstappen1: this is my official invitation to a play date with jimmy and sassy

yourusername: WE'LL BE THERE

maxverstappen1: is mozzarella civilised?

georgerussell63: of course my child has manners?

maxverstappen1: you crash into people all the time, i had to check

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user27: y/n wearing mozzarella in a baby harness i need to be put down

user28: that really is their child oh my

yourusername: make our baby proud georgie

georgerussell63: anything for you two xx

alexalbon: why do i never get these nice comments

yourusername: they're transmitted through our genes x

yourusername: also george more important 👍🏻

alexalbon: i'm literally your brother? your flesh and blood?

yourusername: george cuter

georgerussell63: can't argue with that

alexalbon: well of course he is this ain't alabama. (sorry logan)

logansargent: i'm from florida?

yourusername: even worse, my condolences

georgerussell63: can we get back to talking about how dashing i am?

yourusername: yes!

alexalbon: NO. SAY GOOD LUCK Y/N

yourusername: good luck y/n

alexalbon: what if i crash and you never said good luck, think about it y/n

yourusername: good luck alex (you're an asshole for weaponising the sport (and you being shit at it))

user29: i think i had about three strokes trying to follow this argument

user30: poor logan is just a victim of the albons at this point

landonorris: have a baby and forget about the rest of us, i see how it is

yourusername: you will never measure up to mozzie lando i hope you know that

georgerussell63: what y/n means is that i love my friends, but a child is a gift from god

landonorris: it's a cat. she can't even talk

yourusername: and yet she makes better points than you, makes you think

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user31: mozzarella is so big already 🥹

user32: maybe i'm worse than them cause i'm attached to mozzie as well

georgerussell63: no one else i'd rather be cat parents to

yourusername: you're such a romantic

georgerussll63: such a pleasure to take this next step with the love of my life

yourusername: i love you more

georgerussell63: not possible

alexalbon: you being gross about mozzie was better than what ever the fuck this is

yourusername: @lilymunhe does he not treat you right?

lilymunhe: he's a romantic really, he's just exhausting the protective big brother act until george finally proposes

alexalbon: sue me

maxverstappen1: still waiting on the play date ...

yourusername: monaco?

maxverstappen1: done

yourusername: jimmy, sassy and ella will be like the charlie's angles reincarnated

georgerussell63: can't wait for you to see her IMPECCABLE manners

maxverstappen1: okay princess george

yourusername: hey only i can call george princess

maxverstappen1: you keep that to yourself

user33: disappointed that with all the tomfoolery around mozzie that there was no maternity photoshoots

yourusername: oh do not give me a challenge...

fin.

note: NEW SERIES ALERT? i'll create a masterlist after i post this. i hope you enjoyed, this one is more of a tame brother's best friend take but dw they can get more beefy and more sassy - send me any pairings you might like to see! thanks for reading x

[illubean]

You should definitely do a death the kid or a Saiki k with a s/o who is getting doxxed :3

- 😕

Saiki W/ an S/o Who's Getting Doxxed

Characters: Kusuo Saiki Type: Headcanons, Crack?, Gn!Reader

LMFAO WHAT!? a lil short but silly

Warnings: mentions of cyberbullying i guess?

Saiki told you not to post your opinion about Toru Mugami (aka Makoto Teruhashi) on Twitter

now you are dealing with the terrifying consequences.

he knew exactly what was going on the minute you came to his house frantically trying to explain what happened

"All I said was he was overrated, WHY IS MY ADDRESS AND FULL GOVERNMENT NAME TRENDING!?"

you are freaking out and literally begging Saiki to let you stay in his house until the situation 'blows over'

he lets you stay even though he found the situation a little silly

well, until you started getting death threats flooding your email.

now he is angry

saiki is now gathering the personal information of all of your haters, hunting them down then hitting them with the memory loss banana so they forget all about your silly tweet (and your address)

he somehow manages to wipe everything about you off the internet so that NO ONE has any of your info (except for you him and family ofc)

you owe him a thousand coffee jellies after this.

[naomi-nana]

hi ! how does suo, sakura and kaji (of u write him) when they annoy the hell out of the reader (playfully) and the reader doesn’t want to talk to him anymore how do they comfort the sulking reader?? thank u! i hope you dont die

apology (un)accepted! . wind breaker

where wbk men annoys the hell out of you and you sulk. how do they convince you to forgive them?

featuring : suou hayato, sakura haruka, kaji ren.

cw : fluff fluff fluff, sakura and kaji not being able to apologize, kisses in suou(i just like him ok)

a/n : OHMYGOD ITS ALMOST THE END OF THE YEAR—and i just wrote this?!?! this request has been sitting in my inbox for MONTHS... anon u might as well be dusty rn😕😕🙏 also that last part... r u threatening me😱😱

KAJI REN :

seriously? you're upset over that? he knows you're a little sensitive sometimes, but he didn't expect you to be this sensitive. he just put your water bottle on top of the fridge and laughs at you because you couldn't reach it, and now you're mad at him because of it. he's been 'trying' to apologize, but you would just ignore him.

well, of course, since his apology attempt is just him trying to make small talk with you. he's not good with it, okay? he's been trying to get you to talk just atleast a little, offering you one of his candies, sitting besides you, and even took off his headphone to put besides you and act as if he had lost it so you could give it back to him. he was sure you both would talk like normal again after that, but he was oh so wrong.

you were still upset.

after many unsuccessful 'apology' attempts, he pulled out his phone from his pocket and text his friend, kusumi, to ask for advice. he knows that kusumi probably has never been in a relationship before, but he's great at communicating with people. so he could probably help him, that's what kaji thought. after texting him, kusumi told kaji to "just apologize directly and everything will be okay:)".

well, that doesn't help. after reading kusumi's text for what felt like an hour, he finally mustered up the courage to approach you on the sofa and apologize. "sorry, for earlier." you were happy that he actually apologized, but you want him to be more genuine. so you told him that. "ugh, i'm sorry, okay? dont...ignore me like that again, dumbass."

he may have called you a dumbass, but you're 100% sure that he didn't mean it.

SUOU HAYATO :

would immediately notice your change in behaviour, and he would immediately apologize. but, you being you, stays upset for the whole day. he is so confused on what to do. he offers you tea, he apologized again, but you still won't budge. what do you want him to do? get on his knees so you would forgive him?

well, he can do that. when he does, you immediately told him to stand up and asks what he's doing. "what do you mean? i'm just asking for your forgiveness, love." he says, as if stating the obvious. you waved both your hands in panic infront of your face, saying that he doesn't have to go that far for your forgiveness.

"oh? what do you want me to do, then?" he asked once again, and you go quiet. your fingers are trembling because you can't just possibly tell him to do whatever you want for your forgiveness. but you did anyway. not with your words, but with your actions. you lift your hand and use your finger to point to your lips, asking him to kiss you.

his eyes went wide slightly before he chuckled and approached you. he grabbed you by your chin and gave you a peck on your lips. he pulled back then whispered, "if you want that as an apology, you could've said so since the beginning."

SAKURA HARUKA :

oh, oh no. he's upset that you're upset. well, he's not angry at you. he's confused as to why you would get so upset over a simple little joke. all he did was hid your phone under the pillows in the living room, pretended not to see it—although it failed because he's bad at stifling his laughs, then reveals it to you. he doesn't understand why you would get upset over that.

not only that, sakura is the WORSE(with italic and bold) at apologizing. even worse than kaji. he has way too much pride in himself to actually apologize, which make this predicament much worser for the both of you. but of course, since you're his lovely partner, he'd try his best to apologize to you.

it took a lot of practice in the bathroom, and he finally had the courage to approach you and apologize, even though he is still stuttering. but, when he had the courage, an hour has passed already, and you aren't even upset at him anymore. so when he came up to you and mumbled, "hey, i'm... um... s-sorry, y'know. for earlier. i didn't mean to hurt your feelings." you just chuckled softly at him before quickly pulling him into a hug. you tell him that no, you're not upset anymore at him, and that you appreciate his effort to apologize at you by practicing his apology over and over again for an hour.

he asks you to never mention that last part ever again.

naomi-nana. do NOT repost, do not use,(with or without permission), do not reccommend or talk about my works outside of tumblr.

[bubblegyu00]

riize as boyfriends !

riize x femidol!reader

a/n: currently in my rum pum pum pah talk saxy era 😋

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• shotaro

boyfriend shotaro and idol shotaro are basically two different people. the members have mentioned that shotaro is a bit stern and serious during practice. but all of the frustration leaves his body once he sees his girlfriend stopping by after practice. goes from leader osaki shotaro to clingy baby taro in a millisecond.

is such a happy pill to you, but when you go without seeing him for more than 24 hours, then you suddenly become sad and depressed.

his favorite pass time is to talk about you, and he has proven that many..... many times. the members always get annoyed when the room is silent he and suddenly groans " man, i really miss my girlfriend ". but the poor boy can't help that you're always on his mind 😕

he definitely loves to annoy you, but only because he knows that you won't get angry at him. he thinks that you don't get angry at him because you basically let him do anything he wants ( which is true ), but it's really because even though taro likes to tease,, he never crosses the line.

if you would ever be at an awards show together, he wouldn't even try to hide your relationship — meaning the boy is quite literally gushing over how good you look. pokes you in the side and giggles quietly to himself as he watches you stiffen and try not to flinch.

" shotaro! what was that?! we were live! "

" it was so funny! "

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• eunseok

boyfriend eunseok may seem nonchalant and tsundere ( yes i used that word, what're you gonna do about it 😛 ), he actually cares about you so much.

is on the verge of tears when he's cleaning a wound for you ( it's literally a paper cut ). will help you do everything for the rest of the day like you just got out of the ER or something.

makes you laugh all the time because he just wants to see you smile. his life goal is to protect you at all costs, and treat you like an absolute princess.

loves loves lovessss when you play with his hair or scratch his back. he can put up the tough guy act all he wants, but the minute you offer to rub or scratch his back he'll lay right on your lap and won't get up for another hour.

and even though he isn't as expressive, he gives you compliments like no other. he praises every little thing you do, and compliments you on every single piece of clothing you wear.

" you look so good baby "

" i'm literally wearing pajama pants and a tank top seok..? "

" i stand by my earlier statement "

( are my daddy issues showing yet? )

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• sungchan

boyfriend sungchan is so cute i want to throw a rock at him. alright that made sense in my head.

he's so so so in love with you i don't think he could possibly put it in words. he probably wants to throw a rock at you too.

like you could literally glance at him for one millisecond, and that's a kiss in his book. he still gets giddy over the little things like holding hands and hugging and it's just so endearing 🙁

sometimes he forgets how handsome he is, and only remembers when he gets a scolding because he didn't know a girl was hitting on him.

no but seriously sometimes the fact that he is so insanely attractive leaves his brain. and the amount of girls that mindlessly flirt with him — even though his girlfriend is right there — double the amount when he's at the gym.

so he dosent leave for the gym until he gets sprayed with a bunch of your perfume, has a picture of you two in his phone case, a scrunchie on his wrist, and a pink bow around his arm. ( the last one is just cus... why wouldn't you try to tie a bow around sungchan's arm?? )

" maybe i should buy you a shirt with a picture of me on it "

" or i could just act like i'm gay when girls come up to me "

" oh my gosh yes! "

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• wonbin

boyfriend wonbin is the beginning of the sassy man apocalypse. i say this from the heart wonbin 🤍

no but it's really a good thing because you needed someone who would overdress everywhere with you 😋. he still has never overdressed you ofc, he knows his limits 😼

most people thought you guys were just this big glamorous couple who slept glamorously, went on big glamorous dates, and just breathed in glamorous air.

this, however, is a big lie. most of the time you had dates at home, in bed, eating takeout, and watching horror movies.

although wonbin is very very very very hot in every way, most of the time you just saw him as a guy who was born to be a cutie patootie, but was forced to act like the mysterious hot guy.

wonbin only let's you see the soft side of him because he can really open up to you, and you understand him so well.

if wonbin is ever having a bad day and won't open up to anyone, the members call you immediately since they know that you'd be able to calm him down in five minutes tops.

" go away "

" binnie, baby it's me. you can open the door "

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• seunghan

boyfriend seunghan most definitely was best friend seunghan before you "accidentally" made out one night

your love language is annoying each other and pissing one another off <3

you two are most definitely the couple everyone brings over to have a good time. the both of you together is quite literally is the best combo you could put together for having fun.

seunghan will annoy you, but make it up with the dozens of gifts he gives you for no reason. you showed him something online? he bought it. you thought something was cute at the mall? he's already whipping his credit card out.

he's not necessarily clingy, but will be touching you most of the time just to make sure you don't disappear. whenever you're at a party, or in public, he'll have an arm around your waist just for reassurance. he does in fact think you'll get kidnapped if you're not in his line of vision.

boyfriend seunghan most definitely calls you the most out of pocket nicknames just for fun. he thinks it's gold comedy.

" i'm home cucumber! "

or

" how was your day tissue? "

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• sohee

boyfriend sohee makes me want to go into a cuteness aggression not gonna lie to you. the biggest simp out of the seven.

has you as his lockscreen and homescreen, has your photo card in his phone case, your birthday is his phone password, and his password for all of his accounts is the day he asked you out. ( he's a bit obsessed ngl )

sohee is usually very smiley, but he never ever smiles as wide as when he's with you. you're the only one who gets to see his fully pearly white smile

is still really shy around you, but it's so endearing. like if you say "i love you" he'll say it back but his neck, ears, and face will be a shade of red. or if you kiss him it'll still take him a minute to calm down because he has the reddest face ever right now.

like shotaro, sohee talks about you too much too. but honestly he only does it sometimes to make them mad or annoyed, but sometimes he really does just to talk about his perfect girlfriend.

will make sure you NEVER eat alone. he just thinks it's so sad that his girlfriend would eat alone when she could be eating with him.

" have you already eaten? "

" yes "

" aw, i wanted you to eat with me "

" oh, i haven't eaten yet, what do you want? "

" but you just- "

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• anton

boyfriend anton makes me want to skip around my room and sing " look at the grass, the dirt! just like i dreamed they'd be! "

he gets really shy when you compliment him, but will compliment you on every single thing you say or do. like he'll literally say you look perfect when you're in sweatpants, and it makes you wanna do cartwheels and swoon over him.

he will so lose it every time you dress up at all. like he's literally drooling with goo goo eyes and he will NOT leave your side.

he feels so small next to you even though he's literally a whole shaq o'neal 2.0. he still can't believe how he pulled a bad bitch like you.

his love language is physical touch, but he is too shy to make the first move. for example, when you're sitting on the couch, about to watch a movie, he'll keep his hands to himself even though he wants to lay on your chest and have you play with his hair so badly.

people figure out your dating because when he's on live he'll bring you up every chance he gets. like every time he reads a comment, he somehow finds every single one to have something to do with you.

" anton what's your tmi? "

" um, my tmi for today is that i watched y/n's performance at mcountdown in person today and oh my god- "

❕

[flweurlilac]

[Part One]

Cod characters react to you rejecting their confession </3

Part One ✦ Part Two

Character contains : ghost, konig, price, horangi, gaz & nikto

tw : nothing just fluff & maybe a tiny bity angst ♡ reader is poc but i see her as (black) chubby reader bcs my blogs is for chubby gals but i didnt put any descriptions abt readers body (or skintone) so you could have fun with it :) reader is afab btw ^^

♡ ghost

- big boy is mad

- no seriously he is mad.

- when the time you shook your head his sight whos first is kinda bright is now gloomy than ever.

- he would like give you a code about a question of why would you reject him.

- after he knows the reason, he is just kind of like [ *grunts* ... Fine. ]

- he still have a crush on u though, but he didnt have the courage to ask you again unless u change your mind and willing to confess your feelings for him <3

♡ konig

- blud is sad & angrei 😡

- have this '😡' expression after you reject him. But quickly turned into '😞😔' expression.

- quietly ask you "why.. Why darling?"

- after he knows the reason why he kinda try to make himself move on from you.

- but failed </3

- he still love you but he actually still mad at you for rejecting him.

- but he atleast try an effort to still respect you, but this dude is still over the heels for you <33

♡ price

- this is how his emotions looks like

- ☺->🙂->😐->😕->😞

- would quickly put his ciggarates once he saw you shook your head.

- ask you a question "am i not enough love?"

- he saw you shook your head again and heared you give yourself a reason of why would you reject him.

- after that he just went to like "oh.. Oh well fine then." But... He is still not over from you.

- i mean.. He sometimes try to take a glance at you when you were not looking.

- and trust me — this papa try reaaaally hard to not gawk over you cus umm.. He doesnt want to be embarassed.

- i mean.. This man has a lot of reputation in the military and the 141 group so.. better be patient.

- unless you're willing to change your mind and accept him, he would be over the moon :)

♡ horangi

- literally gave you a '😐' to '😒' stare right after u shook ur head and said the word "no"

- try not to look to angry at you bcs you just break his little tiger heart 💔

- he also try not to BARK when he sees you talking to his other comrades (including konig, bcs he is a jealous tiger)

- he would demand ask his comrades to ask you about why would you reject such a value man like him.

- would give you a side eye 24/7 after he knows the reason.

- but pls dont be mad at him for that, he still have a crush on you he just dont want to be seem as desperate.

- infact, giving u a side eye 24/7 is to get your attention back to him ... 😏

♡ gaz

- oh my god.. His heart is just like a snow that is being crushed by someones hands.

- would looked like a kicked puppy after you said "no" To him.

- would ask you quietly "why....?"

- after he knows the reason his whole mood is just become gloomy no matter how reasonable the reason is.

- bcs he is a shy bean so having him confessing his feelings for someone that he loves/likes require a lot of confidence for him to do it so he is really feeling that butt-hurt feelings.

- he actually still love you but he would never ever admit this again. He is too too shy beanie to do it. (Pls do it for him<3)

♡ nikto

- literally angy and sad

- he is infact big (almost like konig) but once he heard the word "no" From you he almost felt his strong and muscly heart being melted.

- he look at you with shocked expression and ask "why.. was i not enough?"

- after he know the reason he is still gloomy and sad of course. But he is not going to give up bcs he is a really determined man so he is really willing to say it back to you.

- unless this time.. He has more bigger & well prepare.

♡❀♡ Note : Guyssss this is my first time writing for nikto hcs/imagines, he is another of the masked men in cod and he was really really underrated, many ppl still didnt recognize his appereance (maybe some are but just dont really that care about him.) so i had to add him on this list. I'll make a part two maybe later with alejandro, rudy, valeria, alex, makarov and keegan :) tell me wht characters should i add in the next part! Enjoy!

[mulletmitsuya]

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Warnings: swearing, the topic of sex is brought up a lot, mentions of the r word (i don't actually say it i just say "r word"), gayness, mentions of depression, mentions of suicide, teenage boys. also snuck in a lot of personal headcanons so that might not be your thing

Desc: Mikey lost his V-card

Mikey: just had the sex

Mikey: it's not all that, tbh

Mikey: i didn't like it

Mikey: i was quite indifferent to the situation actually

Mitsuya: that's great 👍

Smiley: you're the last one to lose your v-card and you come back with a report like this?😒

Smiley: we want details

Draken: whose we?

Mitsuya: no we don't

Chifuyu: it must have been difficult tackling the whole issue with you being 5'3 and all

Mikey: you're an inch taller than me😐

Chifuyu: "taller" being the key word

Baji: what didn't you like about the sex?

Baji: i think sex is great

Kazutora: i think it's super nice until you get in over your head and freak out about your performance so you end up having a panic attack and she just leaves

Smiley: LMAOOOOOO

Draken: that's actually kinda sad, you good?

Kazutora: no? i'll never emotionally recover. never again

Baji: maybe it should be with someone you trust and have been friends with for a number of years. maybe even your best friend who would do anything for you. that's just my opinion tho

Draken: just tell him ffs. anything but this

Kazutora: i have no girl friends?? the only women i know who're affiliated with this friendgroup are hina (taken), emma (mikey's sister and also taken), and yuzuha (gay)

Baji: why does it have to be a girl

Mikey: bro

Hakkai: 💀

Smiley: mention homosexuality once and here Hakkai comes

Hakkai: 😐

Kazutora: Baji i know you're gay and i support your lgbtq+ lifestyle but i'm not into dicks like you are man

Baji: what about assholes

Mitsuya: what's the point of this, like just ask him out atp

Mikey: you'd let KAZUTORA top???? insane

Kazutora: what's wrong with me topping? also who am i topping??

Smiley: well you're a twink so you're obviously a bottom

Chifuyu: Kazutora are you actually just gonna ignore what everyone else is saying

Kazutora: aren't you guys talking to Baji?

Draken: are you stupid or what

Kazutora: i'm really confused rn can we just to back to talking about Mikey

Mikey: yes actually. i've decided that i don't like sex and won't be doing it again

Chifuyu: bad day for Takemitchy

Takemitchy: what?

Chifuyu: well since you ride his dick so much

Takemitchy: HUH

Takemitchy: i've never done that with Mikey-kun tho??? i'm with Hina? also I'm straight so I don't understand what you mean by that 😥

Chifuyu: i don't actually mean-

Chifuyu: nvm

Baji: are we allowed to call people the r word anymore

Angry: no it's a slur

Baji: you're probably mad because people said it to you huh? lmao

Angry: yes

Baji: oh

Smiley: i didn't even mean it Angry it was just that one time

Angry: several, one times. but okay

Angry: i still love you

Smiley: can you not say that in front of our friends like idk what to do rn cause i can't say it back so it looks embarssing for you

Angry: 😕

Smiley: ...

Angry: ☹️

Smiley: i love you too

Angry: thank you

Chifuyu: very rare Smiley human decency moment

Draken: you guys are such weird siblings but that was great to watch. character development in a matter of seconds

Smiley: you should all kill yourselves

Mikey: man i really want to

Mikey: that was a literal joke before you guys get weird

Draken: you've actively tried to kill yourself tho

Mikey: yeah but like i won't do it anymore

Baji: we must just, believe you?

Mikey: i know that's hard to do because i lie all the time but yes

Draken: not a convincing argument but nice try

Mitsuya: terrible try actually. Mikey should we be worried?

Mikey: miss me with that gay shit, i'm fine

Mitsuya: i hate you guys so much

Draken: not me tho cause i'm your og

Mitsuya: 😐

Mitsuya: yeah i guess

Draken: 🤞

Draken: i'm gonna go out with my girlfriend now

Draken: also Mikey you're probably asexual. or you haven't found the right one to do it with yet idk

Mikey: what's asexual

Draken: google it

Mikey: Ken-chin c'mon i'm having a crisis rn

Draken: basically low or very little sexual attraction to others

Draken: there's a whole spectrum to it tho so you should probably do some research because that was an extremely watered down explanation

Draken: i'm ace too if that helps

Baji: Emma's a whole ass slut so how does she deal with that

Smiley: imagine bagging Ryuguji Ken with his sexy ass and he doesn't wanna smash. tragic

Draken: first of all, Baji i'll fucking kill you, never say that about Emma again

Draken: and fuck you Smiley

Angry: are you traumatized because of living in a sex orientated/obsessed environment so you eventually began to detest any affiliation with the act?

Draken: yes actually

Angry: i see

Mikey: i just don't like it. i'm not traumatized like Ken-chin :(

Draken: it's whatever

Baji: calm down i didn't call Emma a slut as an insult i just mean it as a describing word because she likes fucking

Baji: i've known her longer than you and she's been fucking since she knew what the thing was

Mikey: i probably should have addressed that as an older brother or something

Mikey: yk, cause i take care of my family

Baji: now she takes care of you with your chronically depressed ass

Mikey: 😒

Kazutora: is Emma also traumatized? like the opposite of Draken?

Mikey: wait should i ask?? her mom did abandon her and she did grow up without a father figure so like maybe i should talk to her

Smiley: you didn't have to dish out her problems like that 💀

Baji: she's got the Sano slut genes because wasn't Shinichiro falling in love with different people everyday? then your dad was impregnating people all the time. skipped Mikey tho

Draken: not everything is trauma related. also Emma just likes sex. it's not a huge deal breaker and if it was she would tell me and we'd talk about it

Mikey: what about having kids?

Draken: stop asking me this shit we'll do that when we're ready

Smiley: it's crazy how Draken is one of the healthiest people here. always reacting sensibly to situations and dealing with his trauma normally. he's such a good guy. hate him

Draken: love you too

Mikey: did he deal with it all that healthily if he beats people to a pulp most of the time

Draken: i stopped doing that

Baji: why though, you were an actual unit

Baji: wasted talent. i still beat people up

Draken: Emma said to

Mikey: fair

Smiley: Mitsuya could be on Draken's level too but something went wrong along the way cause he's a boy liker

Mitsuya: 🖕

[inmyheaddd]

meet me in the afterglow - averyjameson

a/n: this may be my fav averyjameson fic i’ve written 😕 wc: 1.7k warnings: swearing, our fav parents fighting 💔, angst but v fluffy ending i promise!! masterlist

avery sat in her room alone, reading a book to keep herself busy, but she wasn’t actually taking in a single word. 

she usually enjoyed the coldness of her room, but now it was just a bleak reminder that the one person who always radiated warmth and sent jolts through her with his touch wasn’t there with her.

and the worst part, was that it was her fault.

“what do you want me to do, heiress? act like i have it all figured out?” jameson’s voice grew louder, “well i don’t, i can’t just—”

“—just what?” she shot back, “jameson, i never asked you to act or pretend. i don’t need perfect, i don’t even want it. i need real.” her volume began to match his, even though she hated fighting with all her being. 

the moments from last night played on repeat in her mind like a broken record player she couldn’t stop. she chewed on her bottom lip, and before she knew it, her eyes began to sting. 

she wondered what jameson was doing now —drinking? driving at speeds far too high? blacked out? with his brothers? feeling nothing? feeling everything? whatever, she didn’t care. she didn’t care. 

“i need you to stop acting like nothing matters every time things get hard!”

“oh, so staying silent how you do is any better? fuck, avery, i hate to break it to you, but this is the “real” me. as real as it fucking gets.” he said through a force chuckle, letting go of the nickname and using her name instead. “if thats too much for you, or— or, or not enough for you, maybe you should just walk away.“ 

without realizing, another tear fell onto the page on her book, and it was like the boiling point for her. 

slamming the book shut and chucking it across her room, her hands came to cover her face as she sobbed, and she brought her knees up to her chest. 

she was muffling her sobs like she’d gotten so used to doing when she was growing up, so no one would hear her, but there was no one there to hear her now anyway. 

he took a step back, running a hand through his hair frustratedly as avery blinked back angry tears. “jameson, don’t even say that to me.” her voice quivered, but she wouldn’t let a tear drop. “don’t you dare look for the easy way out. you’re a hawthorne, aren’t you? the easiest answer is never the right one — you’re the one that told me that.” 

she trudged her way out of her room to the kitchen, after angrily wiping at her tears and staring at her reflection for far too long. 

she revised over all the things she would say to jameson when she saw him again, how sorry she was, how she never meant any of it, how she was so out of her mind.

jameson laughed bitterly, shaking his head. “avery, none of this is easy." his eyes met hers, his voice colder than she’d ever heard it. “you want someone i can’t be. you want a version of me that doesn’t exist. i can’t change myself no matter how hard i try, and believe me — i have.”

her throat began to tighten as she struggled to keep her composure. “jameson, no. i want you—whatever flaws you think you have and all.” she exclaimed, the next part coming out much quieter than she intended. “but you…” she trailed off, “you don’t even trust me with all of that. why can’t you understand that i love you for who you are? i want to work for us. i know we aren’t perfect, but that doesn’t mean we aren’t something worth trying for.” 

“heiress,” he paused, “trying isn’t working anymore. down the line we’ll both be miserable and you’ll say nothing until we have one of these bursting screaming matches like this again. you don’t deserve it. it’s not worth it.”

it’s not worth it. they weren’t worth it. she wasn’t worth it.

avery swirled the glass of water she filled up as she leaned against the counter, dim low lighting filling the empty kitchen. the freezing water made her feel as cold on the inside as she was outside. 

she finished her glass and made her way out of the kitchen, making a turn to get to the stairs, only to stop in her tracks and stagger back. 

her eyes met familiar green ones with slight bags under them, and an unruly bed of hair that usually looked a little tidier. 

avery was at a loss for words, jameson hawthorne, standing infront of her, giving up because things got too hard?

she scoffed, but she sounded more dejected than she did angry. “fine then. don’t try anymore.” she swallowed, taking in the way jameson’s brows softened and a flash of something passed through his eyes, though she couldn’t quite place it. regret? anger? satisfaction? 

she let her eyes do the talking for a moment before speaking. “you are the most selfish person i’ve ever met.” she added with purpose, every word like a dagger to him. she didn’t wait for anything he had to say, turning on her heels with one last look and walking out of the room. 

jameson called out for her, but she kept walking. her heart beat faster than it ever had before and it was like every inch of her body wanted to turn around and collapse in his arms. 

—to apologize for everything she did and didn’t do, to look into his eyes and see that glitter of love in them, for him to kiss the tears off of her and simply be there.

unfortunately for avery kylie grambs, she didn’t always get what she wanted, and she kept walking forwards. 

avery felt like she had the wind knocked out of her as jameson stood infront of her, breathing heavily as he looked equally as surprised to have found her.

every rehearsed line and practiced speech she had left her mind in that moment. the only thing that rang through it was his name. “jameson,” she said, almost whispering. 

“heiress, wait.” he said, reaching an arm out to stop her leaving— he couldn’t let her go. she wasn’t going to anyway, she felt frozen in place. she also didn’t want to leave.

“i, i don’t know what to say, jameson, i’m so sorry.” she said with a light shake of her head, “i was so out of line last night, and i shouldn’t have—“

he cut her off, “no, avery, let me just say this, please.” he said with pleading eyes. “i think i should be institutionalized with the way i felt like i’ve lost my mind without you. i know i lost my mind last night, that’s for sure.” 

he chuckled nervously, and avery knew jameson hawthorne never got nervous. “avery, you are worth every single thing on this goddamn planet— in the whole universe. i don’t think i could begin to conceptualize a life without you in it. what i said last night? i lied.“ 

he took a deep, shuddering breath in. “i said i couldn’t change for you, but i know that’s not true, because i have— before my own eyes. every waking day i spend with you makes me want to become better, for you, heiress.” 

avery felt her eyes begin to prick with tears once again, but she didn’t feel a single drop of hurt in her body now. “i’ve never felt so deeply devoted and in love with anything in my life before, and that scares me. it scares me in a way nothing has before because i know it’s so real. but im not letting my fears get in the way, not anymore.” 

jameson’s chest heaved as he looked down at avery, “heiress. you don’t have to say anything.” he said upon seeing her glossy eyes.

there was nothing she could say anyway to express the complete enamored feeling she felt when she looked at him, to express how much she loved him. 

she wrapped her arms around his neck tightly, as his arms wrapped around her middle like if he held any looser she would disappear, his head dropping down to her neck.

“i’m so sorry,” avery sobbed into his shoulder, “i love you so much. i’m so in love with you. i couldn’t ever imagine losing what we have.” 

“you won’t ever have to, heiress. i’m staying forever.” he mumbled, as one of his hands came to run through her hair. when she didn’t respond, and he heard her muffled hiccups, he spoke once again. “heiress,” he he lifted his head, his voice low and almost musical. “don’t get all sappy on me now, i much prefer that smile of yours.” 

she sniffled as she let out a little laugh, pulling back from the hug and wiping away at her tears. “shut up.” 

jameson’s smile only grew at the sound of her laugh, and her now slightly red eyes met his. her smile faded for a second before she spoke again, remembering the events that had just happened the day before. 

“jameson, i�� you have no idea how sorry i am.” her brows slightly furrowed as she shook her head, echoing her words for earlier.  

he chuckled, reaching his hands out to grab hers, “yeah? i think if you repeat it one more time, i’ll have a pretty good idea.” 

“stop it,” she laughed, “im being serious.” 

“so am i. you don’t have to apologize.” 

“i do, though. and i’m sorry,” 

“if you say you’re sorry once more, i may have to consider bringing you to rehab for people pleasers.” 

“jameson,” avery breathed out through a chuckle, “i just wanted you to know.”

“heiress, i know.” he nodded with a small grin as he brought her closer, and she let go of his hands and brought them to his chest. 

his eyes flickered over her whole face, frequenting back to her lips and eyes, and there was that glitter of love in his that she loved so much.  

“can i kiss you now?” he mumbled.

“you don’t even have to ask.” her voice was barely audible in the small space between them.

he hummed in disagreement as he leaned in, his lips barely touching hers. the mere act made avery feel like she was buzzing alive as her breath caught in her throat. it would never get old.

“i like hearing you want me, like how i want you.” he whispered against her lips, before finally pressing a kiss to them, and they quickly found their rhythm against eachother. 

his hands moved to cradle her face, like he needed her as close to him as humanly possible, his brows knotting deeply as he kissed her.

jameson pulled back ever so slightly, his forehead resting against hers as they both caught their breath. 

his thumb brushed gently across her cheek as he looked at her, his heart leaping at the sight of the her smile.

"see," he murmured, his voice soft, "much better than the sappy stuff."

avery let out a small laugh, feeling light on her toes. she looked into his eyes, feeling the love pouring out of them. “everything is better with you.”  

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[senbbonzakura]

hey dear !!! can i please request for the main 3 where they are being jealous ? thanks ❤️💚💛

surely!!

⋆ MAIN 3 BEING JEALOUS :

✩ — STAN !

okay so imagine ur talking with someone he doesnt know in school okay

when he sees u two...

...☹️☹️☹️

hes so jealous but its bc of his abandonment issues okay?

hes just scared you will leave him for someone else

stan might just walk up to you and take your hand

and stand there really awkward...

pls say u have to go bc he wont say anything!!

he might just whisper it into your ear tho

then talk with him pls😿

he'll need lots of reassurance later

so dont ever try to make him jealous on purpose😕😕

✩ — KYLE !

not really the type to get jealous often

but if he gets jealous...

hes the angry type of jealous

would not hesitate to beat their ass if he wanted to

i mean like he could but why if you two were only talking??

he asks you later who that person was and if you say it was just a friend he believes you

doesnt want to put any conflict in your relationship tbh so he just goes with whatever you say

✩ — KENNY !

he rarely gets jealous

i mean.. he cant help the fact that hes dating such an attractive human being, can he?

so he just kinda doesnt gaf

someone has to actually get too close to you for him to be jealous

he goes up to you two and grabs ur waist

"hi babe"

"hi ken"

"we have to go"

"huh?"

"cmon."

he takes u away and kiss kiss🤗

request guys!!! im running out of em!!

[cedric-k-rossignol]

Something that makes me confused with the ut=cedric thing is that why would ut have children with her at the first place? I've seen some people saying that he wanted to have children to rogue against the queen and use them as a political weapon😕 and also the whole fact that interacting with humans at any form is forbidden for grim reapers, let alone having children with them! And we know that ut respectfully doesn't give a fuck about the rules so he made SURE to have some children with claudia as a middle finger to higher ups. But I do wonder if even undertaker himself knew that he could produce children?! And was shocked to find out, but If this wasn't the case and he knew about this possibility I think it was a completely selfish act because I think bearing the child of a reaper comes with great dangers, it would probably make *god* angry and when higher ups find out about it they would get rid of the baby i wonder how she survived this pregnancies (maybe ut was with her the whole time to protect) ,but putting the person you love in this big dangers is not very caring to say at the least. Also I do NOT think claudia was married(I hate the idea of her and ut having an affair outside her marriage and the whole cheating stuff also her children have her surname if she had a husband they would have his) so not only she would have to face this dangers but also deal with the whole having children as a single woman in that era. But Oh god they didn't stop at one and made a second one,that can't be an accident anymore😅.this got very long im sorry, just wanted to know your opinion🙏

You're talking to the Queen of things getting long (😏😏😏) so no need to apologize! This is a favorite subject of mine and I've written many a ff about it so thanks for giving me the opportunity to talk about this even more.

Also just to be unserious for a second... Check out this big brain theory.

Why did Yana name the Phantomhives the Phantomhives? She was giving us ✨claudiataker sex ed✨

Bees = Phantomhive = Claudia

Birds = Rossignol (Nightingale) = Cedric/Undertaker

🐦🐝 warning for allusions to baby making below the cut 🐝🐦

why would ut have children with her at the first place? I've seen some people saying that he wanted to have children to rogue against the queen and use them as a political weapon and also the whole fact that interacting with humans at any form is forbidden for grim reapers, let alone having children with them! And we know that ut respectfully doesn't give a fuck about the rules so he made SURE to have some children with claudia as a middle finger to higher ups.

While I think his initial involvement with the Phantomhives/Claudia was to manipulate them to his advantage, I don't think he purposefully got Claudia pregnant to be able to use their child as a political weapon. For one, that would be planning for Claudia's death and her heir replacing her as the Queen's guard dog, and I think Undertaker avoided thinking about the inevitablility of her death whenever possible (very healthy strategy for dealing with things, slay king). I think Undertaker fell in love with Claudia pretty quickly once she took over the role of guard dog, and with that would have come a slight reshuffling of priorities. His life would have no longer just been in single-minded pursuit of an abstract goal. There would have been room for joy and tenderness and pleasure. And baby making. Lots of time for baby making.

But I do wonder if even undertaker himself knew that he could produce children?! And was shocked to find out, but If this wasn't the case and he knew about this possibility I think it was a completely selfish act

That's where I've gone - Undertaker was shocked to find out he could produce children. Yes, it was probably a thought in the back of his mind, a possibility - but one he didn't want to deal with. Once again, you dropped your crown, king of unhealthy coping mechanisms 👑 Ignore the problem until the strip turns pink, that's what I always say. I doubt Undertaker had any evidence of a child between a reaper and a human being possible - after all, at the end of the day, he is a dead man.

It's giving Twilight, lmao.

Undertaker is not above being selfish, but I don't think this was an area where he wanted to purposefully put Claudia in danger - because yes, having children with a grim reaper certainly was a dangerous move, and I think it painted a target on Vincent's head, as I discussed in my Omen of the Dragons theory.

I think bearing the child of a reaper comes with great dangers, it would probably make *god* angry and when higher ups find out about it they would get rid of the baby i wonder how she survived this pregnancies (maybe ut was with her the whole time to protect) ,but putting the person you love in this big dangers is not very caring to say at the least.

Oh, Undertaker's neuroses during Claudia's pregnancies, you are so dear to me ❤️❤️❤️ yeah, I think Undertaker was terrified. He would have appreciated the danger of their situation far more than Claudia would have. There would have been so many unknowns to a half reaper half human baby. However, keep in mind that the reapers and their higher ups are not omniscient - Undertaker has been living in hiding successfully for decades. Even upon reviewing the cinematic records of people he would have interacted with he hasn't been found out - though, it's hard to imagine Claudia's or Vincent's cinematic record wouldn't have revealed Undertaker's true identity - and that makes sense to me, because I think something funky is going on with the nature of Claudia's death and with the collection of Vincent's soul.

Also I do NOT think claudia was married(I hate the idea of her and ut having an affair outside her marriage and the whole cheating stuff also her children have her surname if she had a husband they would have his) so not only she would have to face this dangers but also deal with the whole having children as a single woman in that era.

I know the infidelity makes some people uncomfortable, but marriage was much more a financial and political arrangement than a romantic one, especially for titled men and women. 'Legitimate' children inheriting their mother's surname instead of their father's was exceedingly uncommon but not unheard of - and to do so required royal assent. Specifically for inheritance reasons, or to preserve the lineage of prestigious houses from dying out, children would take their mother's last name. If Claudia was the last Phantomhive, her children would have needed to take her last name to allow the Phantomhives to continue being guard dogs to the Queen. This might have been important to the Queen for "reasons" - or perhaps she was just sympathetic to a young woman at the head of her family, much like she herself was, and it was for that reason that she granted Claudia permission to name her children Phantomhive.

But Oh god they didn't stop at one and made a second one,that can't be an accident anymore😅

Yeah... No excuses for that one. Undertaker needed to learn how to pull out, and I guess when one popped out looking like him he finally wised up 🙄

Joking aside, I think Claudia was the one who was doing the family planning. I headcanon her as an only child, who would have wanted Vincent to not only have the company of a sibling growing up, but also their support in his role as watchdog. I think Claudia got pregnant by Undertaker both times on purpose - and I think if anyone considered the practical advantage of their children being half-reaper, it was her.

Thanks for the ask anon! I love talking about Undertaker, Claudia, and their fucked up little family ❤️

[aru-loves-krishnaxarjuna]

Mahabharata in Social Media

Part 5

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 and Masterlist

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All the Pandavas are getting married...!?

Twitter

@Dharmaputra_Yudhisthira

@Dharmaputra_Yudhisthira: Yay, congratulations, my dear Phalgun 🤗❤️

@Devavrata_Bhishma.Kuru: I knew you would make me proud, Putra Arjuna 🙂‍↕️

@RajMata_Prithaki.noPritha: Arjuna dearest, what did you win and where? Whatever you won, you should share with your brothers 🙂

@ThemostHandsome_Nakula: MATA WHAT!?!

@theyoungertwin_Sahadeva: ONG BHAGWAAN 😭🤦‍♂️

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Family ✨️❤️🤗

Kunti: Putra Nakula and Sahadeva, why did you react like that 🙁😕

Nakula: Damn Mata really doesn't know 😭😭

Sahadeva: MATA, BHRATA ARJUNA WON THE SWAYAMVAR OF PANCHALA KUMARI DRAUPADI AND YOU JUST ORDERED US ALL TO SHARE HER! 😫😭

Kunti: 😱😱😱

Yudhisthira: WHAT DID YOU DO MATA!?

Bhima: Yes, WHAT DID YOU DO!?!?

Dushyala: Omgggg Jyesht Yudhisthira is SCREAMING 🙀🙀...📷💥

Bhishma: Dushyala this is serious!

Kripa: And knowing the Pandavas they always listen to their mother 😔

Vidura: They HAVE to 💀😭

Dushasana: Omg Oldie 2.0 is becoming GEN Z–

Yudhisthira: WTF IS GENZ!?

Dushyala: OMG JYESHT CUSSED 😱🙀✨️📷💥

Duryodhana: Dushyala... SHUT UP!! I JUST LOST MY WIFEY, AND NOW SHE IS GONNA MARRY ALL THE FIVE PANDAVAS 🤬🤬

Arjuna and Krishna have come online

Arjuna and Krishna have seen

Krishna: 🤦‍♂️ Dang it, I knew it...

Arjuna: ...

Arjuna: ...I have to share my wife...with my BROTHERS...?

Arjuna: 🥺💔...

Yudhisthira: I am sorry Priye Bhai 😔💔

Krishna: Knew it, but...

Krishna: Oh Parth 🥺❤️‍🩹 *sniffle sniffle*

Dushalana: AAHH Shut up with all this melodrama my brother just lost his wife!

Gandhari: Parantu Putra, Dury wasn't even engaged?–

The Kauravas: ...

Duryodhana: 😭😭

Duryodhana: Stillll she was meant to be mine Maaa!! 💔💔😭😭😭

Dhritarashtra: It's alright, my son-

Gandhari: You're being a spoilt brat, Duryodhana 🙂😡

Duryodhana: 😶😰

Dushyala: Dayummm..... 📷💥✨️✨️

Dushasana: OMG BHRATA DURYODHANA DID THE IMPOSSIBLE 😱

Dushalana: OMGGG HE MADE MATA ANGRY! 😭

Vikarna: DAMMMNNNN 💀

Durmarshana: He's cooked 💀💀

Bhishma: Leave that, we have to discuss about Rajkumari Draupadi first 😠

Krishna: 😐😑😐

Krishna added 'Sakhi 💅🌟🔥' to the Group Chat

Krishna changed their name to 'Draupadi'

Draupadi has seen

Draupadi: ...

Draupadi: Oh my god, I-

Arjuna: I am sorry that this had to happen to you because of me, Devi 🙏🙇‍♂️

Krishna: Don't blame yourself, Parth

Arjuna: But Madhav–

Krishna: Or I will be angry 😤

Arjuna has muted himself

Krishna: 😶

Literally everyone else: ...

Vidura: ...uhm… chile, anyways so–

Kripa: Yes about Rajkumari Draupadi's marriage–

Draupadi: Ekscoos meh ur honour ✋️😔✨️

Kunti: 😶

Bhishma: 😶😶

Vidura: 🫥

Kripa: 😶😶😶

Drona: 😶😶

The Kauravas: 😶‍🌫️

Nakula: ...

Nakula: aight, she's my type-

Sahadeva: Same– but Nakula sthu-

Bhima: ...no comments

Yudhisthira: ...

Arjuna has unmuted himself

Arjuna: Nakuuuula 😭😭

Arjuna: 🎶🎵What about me...WHAT ABOUT MEE...?!🎵🎶 😫😭

Arjuna: It was ME who won her hand 😭😭

Yuyutsu: I know brothah it's unfair to you, here have a hug 🫂

Arjuna: thanksss 🥺🫂

Draupadi: ...

Draupadi: Dil toota bhi aur rootha bhi

Arjuna: ...riyal-

Krishna: Parth, calm do-

Arjuna has muted himself...again

Krishna: 😶😶

Krishna: D- damn he really does take everything I say seriously... ❤️‍🩹😭

Draupadi: So what I was saying is...

Draupadi: I had a boon from my past life from Bhagwaan Mahadeva Shiva himself that I will get 5 husbands in my next life, i.e. my current one, because I had wished for a husband with all the five virtues and characteristics and I had wished for it 5 whole times hence 5 husbands so it was fated and I just asked Maharishi Vyasa about my fate and he told me–

The elders: 😶...

The Pandavas: 😳🤯

Duryodhana: Bleh! Ain't nobody got time to read allat! 🙄😒

Draupadi: 😐 long story short, I was fated to marry the Pandavas

Draupadi: So I was NEVER meant to be your wife nor will ever be 🖕🥰 frick you, bastard 😇😷

Draupadi: That's why you will always be wifeless because you are stuck up

Draupadi: You didn't bother reading a lady's message so how tf will you listen to your wife if you ever had one? ✨️💅

Arjuna has unmuted himself

Arjuna: That reminds me, did you still find your brain back there by rolling your eyes... if you ever even had one?

Duryodhana has gone offline

Krishna: Parth...I AM DAMN PROUD OF YOU!!! 😘😘😘😘😘🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍😍🤩🤩

Arjuna: 🙏🥺🥹❤️‍🩹💝🤍🥰🥰🥰

Yudhisthira: What in the name of Love Story of Taylor Swift and of Indila is going onn!? 😭😫

Dushyala: OMG JYESHT IS FRUSTRATED FOR THE FIRST TIME- 📷💥

Yuyutsu: 💀🙏😭

Bhishma: ...

Kunti: Alr, Putra Krishna, tell me... ARE MY SONS GONNA MARRY DRAUPADI OR IS ARJUNA GONNA MARRY YOU!?!?

Krishna: The first one, Bua 😊

Krishna: We can do the latter one later

Krishna: 😏😏🤭🤭🤫

Arjuna: 😳😳 *struck by Kamadeva on Vasanta's request, again lol* 💘💘💘

Krishna: 🥰🥰

LITERALLY Everyone else: 💀💀

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Twitter

@DaddyIssuesforSis_Dhrish

@DaddyIssuesforSis_Dhrish: Meri Pyari, Sundar Behena ka Vivah 🥰

@Duryodhana_the_best: 😭😭😭 THIS MARRIAGE IS PREPOSTEROUS!!

@notsochill_Balarama: I trained you better than this, Duryodhana 😑

@Arjuna_ka_Madhav: My Sakhi and Parth are so beautiful and handsome aww 🤭🥰

@Devavrata_Bhishma.Kuru: Mere Kuruvansh mei kya ho rha hai, ye to kichdi se bhi zyada palna shuru ho gya 😭😖

@Vidura_ki_Vidurniti: Retweeting with Indila's 'Love Story' for Krishna and Arjuna though 😄

@Drupada_Panchala: But this is my Daughter’s marriage!!

@Vidura_ki_Vidurniti: Yes, and? 🤨 Because even between this, my nephew and his lover are at peak 😭🤣

Trending: #kyahorhahai?

#Bhishmakakuruvanshiskhandkhand

#DraupadixPandavas

#KrishnaxArjuna?

#Duryodhanakesapnokibalichadhgyi

[buffyfan145]

Just a little bit of a rant here but there's people that really think this s2 finale will be the last time Morfydd and Charlie ever have a scene together on "Rings of Power"? 😕 I get being upset about Haladriel (not all of these posting are Haladriel shippers but just fans of the show in general), even though imo we've gotten much more in s2 than I ever expected and they've pretty much been confirmed cannon to the show, but to think they'll never have scenes together for season 3-5 is just too far. Their dynamic is one of the most popular things about this show and they will have scenes together. He's always trying to enter her mind till the end of the 3rd Age so even if they aren't in the same place they will see each other in other ways. Charlie even said their relationship is a major part of the entire show and always will be. There is no way they would risk angering the fanbase that much by never letting them have scenes together. We Haladriel shippers are a huge part of their audience and if they lost us I think the show would be in jeopardy of cancellation. Also we're at a point in the books that is a gap for Galadriel's history which is why I don't really know what her season 3 storyline will be, so the show has ways to play around with it. Just saddens me how much negativity and hatred we're seeing now amongst us shippers that I've even had to block other shippers as it's making me so angry, and thankful I've never had anon asks on. We all need to calm down and try to remain positive, but this is just too far of an extreme. It's also why in a way I'm glad the 2 year break is coming so maybe the negativity within the shippers will leave as if it's bothering you that much just stop watching. I just hate that something like this always happens in my fandoms and tries to ruin it for us. 🙄

[queermccoy]

(sex(uality)) things about buck that are canon to me:

he loves to know about other peoples’ sex lives. not even necessarily in an overtly horny way he just likes knowing stuff and he likes sex

he is a kinsey 2

he did anal like at least a decade if not more before he met tommy

he pays for abortions and he pays for plan b (it’s happened like, five times that he knows of)

if buck had known he was bi when he met eddie he would have tried to suck his dick

he will try anything twice (once to see how it works and twice to see if he likes it)

tommy is not the first person he’s called daddy and he probably won’t be the last

buck was one of those queer kids growing up that got really into certain friends and angry about their relationships

probably lost his virginity at an alarming age to someone older than him and it makes people make this face at him: 😕 so he stopped telling anyone

super into marriage equality, couldn’t tell you why

has somehow never had a full mfm threesome despite helping at least three couples with their cuckhold or hotwife role play

it’s at least a full year post coming out before buck goes to pride. maybe longer

he has terrible boundaries and will talk about sex like he’s never heard of time, place, manner

he likes being ridden because it’s like using a weighted blanket (anxiety reducing) and getting the longest, closest hug (starved for affection)