#widfali

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Lynette is the protagonist in @luckyshotwrites's WIDFALI, aaaaanddd i like drawing her. But what if I drew her...in my friends' styles??

Check out my friends under the cut!! And WIDFALI of course, go read that.

Lucky - @luckyshotwrites

Zan - me lol

Vorefluff - @vorefluff

Void - @voided-noms

Toast - @toast-tales

Lizard - @lizard-shifter-noms

Wolfie - @carnivorous-canine98

Lexi - @thatoneweebsworld

Soul - @aramastus

[luckyshotwrites]

Small Comic Portion of Chapter 99: Lynette?

A little snippet from the chapter.

AS WELL AS How Lynette was looking when Alexander found her.

AND HOPE YOU ENJOY LOOKING AND HAVE A WONDERFUL REST OF YOUR DAY, YA'LL! NONNEGOTIABLE.

[aramastus]

Garter's Xmas Gift form a Fan

aaaaaah art of me and my Fav Oni

Amaazing art by (go give them money do it they art is amazing DO IT NOW) @mysticcomfort Garter Belong to @luckyshotwrites and Her amazing Story Widfali got read it for real it amazing Me belongs to me...(Unless Garters want me) XD Also i asked Lukcy to make sure this was ok to get made

[thecatthatswallowedthecanary]

Doodle of Alexander and Lynette from WIDFALI by @luckyshotwrites

[thecoolerlucky]

Summary

“What I’d Do For A Livable Income” is a Soap Opera-esque fantasy fiction about where magic and monsters disguised as humans exist in a modern setting—all hidden in plain sight.

The story focuses on the human Lynette’s struggle to understand her new “friends” at the Happy Pizzeria, all while doing her best to avoid becoming their lunch. What kind of hijinks will they get up to as she learns more and more about the world of monsters and magic that exists alongside her own?

Content Warning! - This story will contain strong language, and serious themes including but not limited to death, emotional and physical harm, suicide, and more, though some themes do not appear until much later in the story. Read at your own discretion!

Links

*Crickets for now*

Table of Contents

Arc One: Falsehood

Chapter 1 - The Happy Pizzeria Lynette meets an average employee from the Happy Pizzeria!

Chapter 2 - Too Good to be True Lynette's first day on the job, and her last?

Chapter 3 - Resignation? Lynette's offered a resignation

Chapter 4 - Clever Lynette's tries to beat Alexander

Chapter 5 - Him Or Me? Lynette meets Lev

Chapter 6 - Need Some Help? Lynette gets help with her Alexander problem.

Chapter 7 - How'd Your Plan Go, Lynette?~ Not according to plan.

Chapter 8 - Let's Make A Bet! Exhausting all her options, Lynette proposes a bet.

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Thank you for anyone who pops by to read! YOU better have a bomb-tastic rest of your day! Nonnegotiable.~

All rights reserved. Copyright © 2024 TheCoolerLucky

[mysticcomfort]

WE AINT DONE YET. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO

The one, the only, the menace

✨ @luckyshotwrites ✨

[toast-tales]

Wicks in a skirt? Absolutely. (This picture is taken seconds before your imminent death)

Wicks belongs to @luckyshotwrites from their story What I'd do for a Livable Income! Unfortunately the above scene is NOT canon...yet.

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YES FINALLY! I decided on a whim to do the lovely @luckyshotwrites main cast of characters as chibi designs! I may or may not color the others in the future, who knows

[aramastus]

@luckyshotwrites @vore-toast Sam and June! XD

You know how some people just play r o u g h with their pet? Like;

Person A: oh my gosh- stop you're so rough, stop!

Person B: (giving their dog the ✨️doggy spanks✨️) THEY LIKE IT IT

Dog: (does, in fact, like it)

I want the g/t version, like;

Person A: oh my gosh- stop you're so rough, stop!

Person B: (straight up launching a tiny at a pile of pillows) WHAT?? THEY LIKE IT IT

Tiny: (does, in fact, like it)

[luckyshotwrites]

Chibi-ified (Drake and Alexander)

This is what I've been currently working on to warm back up into coloring!

Am I doing more of these with my widfali characters and characters from other people's series, yes.

Am I answering all these asks that you wonderful people have sent me, yes.

Am I posting the new chapter tomorrow, yes.

Am I going to tell you all to have a bombastic day, non-negotiable as always, ABSOLUTELY.

[aramastus]

Garter is a Safety house for humans

Garter belongs to @luckyshotwrites Me is Me He Is a great Safe house for humans (his belly) This is the prompt again!

[aramastus]

@luckyshotwrites story Widfali is go story when having bad even tho I've read like five times haha

I don’t need therapy when tumblrs free

[thecatthatswallowedthecanary]

I had to draw this after reading the most recent chapter of WIDFALI >:)

bonus:

[thecoolerlucky]

Me and my friend have been reading your story together and they are a few chapters ahead of me but still we want to know your opinion on our favorite not canon ship. I know this might sound strange but it’s Lev x Wicks. We have almost the epitome of a court case to support why we ship this to if you’re interested.

Anyways, I want to thank you for writing this, when we have nothing to talk about in the group we just rant about your story and our favorite characters so have a Gouda day lol.

AHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HEWP ME. THANK YOU FOR READING AND ENJOYING.

So, okay, since you are at that point in the story. I am guessssssing, the one that I have on my other blog.

There are a few fun things that have not been explained in Widfali regarding them. However, I do not quite know where you are so I will withhold for now. LOL.

However, this is probably one of the most cursed ships, at this current point in the story. As spoiler free as possible below.

Between them, would be interesting though:

Tidbit - Something I realized as of late; Wicks is drawn to people (or more like dragged in) by people with strong personalities. Lynette and his other buddy, who you will meet later if you haven't Garter. Lynette and Garter both are very, "you're going to be my friend and like it". Lev also has a strong extroverted personality like them, so he'd drag in Wicks one way or another.

Personality -

Wicks is reserved. It's not shown much in the story but he's somewhat socially awkward. He doesn't do small talk, nor does he enjoy speaking to people if he doesn't have too. He is seen having fun or acting silly with Lynette because he's obviously very comfortable with his best friend and sister. Other than that, he tries to avoid conversation with people he's not close to unless it's important to discuss like work or he wants them to feel included. However, he usually gets stuck in his own head.

Lev on the other hand, LOVES conversation. He's not a fan of small talk either, he'll instead change the subject to find peoples interest or joke around and get them at ease. Traversing conversation does not scare him, if anything, he's mastered it.

Overall, they are both hard working and like to spend time with people they care about. They'd both value each other's time and would put effort into the other to improve themselves. Lev is more playful with his jabs though and Wicks would take them seriously. Which would lead to some "friendly" combativeness. Basically, Lev would tease the sh*t out of Wicks and Wicks would want to hide his embarrassment or fight.

Combability Relationship Wise -

It's honestly a mash up. I don't think Wicks could or would easily forgive and forget Lev's crimes against his sister. Even if Lynette said it was okay and forgave him. Wicks will hold a grudge. And uh, Lev with uh, insert spoiler here, would be a very funny given his history. Especially if he found out other certain family related matters, not talked about in Widfali yet. It will be in this current arc on my other account.

Other than that, they'd work as well as two alley cats in the same home. A lot of fighting, biting, hissing, and etc, at least at first. But they'd mellow out to one another eventually. I feel like Lev could win over Wicks, overtime. WHICH Lev is and will always be a very patient person. He has time to spare, and he will if he chooses to dedicate himself to someone.

Wicks's love language is words of affirmation which Lev would give him, similar to Lynette. It's the kind of reassurance Wicks needs as he questions himself constantly. While Wicks would do acts of service for Lev, trying to assist and get things done for him when he can. Wicks wants to make things easier on his partner, and Lev would appreciate it because it means he can get back to his odd hobbies and things so much faster.

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"Realistic factors" (It's a fiction story so this is funny) -

Though, Lev goes on dates with humans, he'd probably want a Drakin like himself in a long-term relation because his species mates for life. Even if their mate passes, they'll never love in that way again.

Wicks would want control in the relationship and with Lev, that's a hard sell. Not that Lev would control every aspect of it, he might be a little at first because of his own personal need to plan everything out, he'd just hold enough power that Wicks would feel overwhelmed and worried. This would take time with trust.

And ha, most importantly, Lev ages slower than Wicks BY A LOT. Every forty years Lev ages up one year. Sorry to fans. Unless there was a way to stop someone's aging/change someone into something that lives a very long time, it probably wouldn't happen. Technically there are a few methods. The risk of death is there. They won't be talked about in Widfali...probably?

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That being said. I HAVE written, but never editted and published a funny joke for April fools about Lynette having a nightmare where Wicks and Lev were dating, get married, and then he eats Wicks in front of her. xDDD

SO, THIS WAS SO HILARIOUS TO READ. Thank you for making me crack up so much. You and your friend better have a wonderful day! (Nonnegotiable).

[toast-tales]

I Lava You, Chapter 5: Humans Bounce

Read Chapter 1 here!

Cover art by @luckyshotwrites!

This short story takes place after P39 of ITWOM and as such, contains minor, minor spoilers for ITWOM - read at your own risk! You do NOT need to have read WIDFALI to enjoy this story!

This story is cowritten with the amazing, fantastic @luckyshotwrites and uses the minor character June from their ongoing vore story What I'd Do For A Livable Income. It's chock full of monsters, magic, goofs, and absolutely fantastic worldbuilding and characters. Give it a shot if you haven't yet!

Contains: references to g/t soft, safe vore. ~1100 words.

Chapter 5: Humans Bounce

Sam’s body, still working on digesting their dinner, wasn’t actually craving a human right now. They knew that would change in an hour or so, but they’d need to find something to do in the meantime.

Part of them wanted to go over to Chris’s and show off their new human. The other part of them still told them that was a bad idea, at least for now.

“You like video games, little buddy?” Sam picked the human up and put them on their shoulder, heading over to their PC. 

The slime in disguise awaited his ride on the giant’s shoulder. Taking advantage of Sam's comfort, he nuzzled into his neck. He cherished the comfort that came with cuddling his friends—it showed his love for them.

Even so, June was not hanging on very well, so if Sam jolted too hard, he would fall. Though, in June's case, falling didn't bother him.

Sam switched their computer on, and the fans and lights blazed to life in a bright, colorful fashion. “I think I’ll get a few rounds in. Uh…I guess you can watch, if you want.” 

Sam hadn’t exactly given them much of a choice, putting June on their shoulder like that. Sam just wanted the human close to them for now. They weren’t thinking much about asking the human what they wanted to do.

When the lights appeared again, June's eyes lit up behind his glasses. “OOHHH!” As Sam attempted to sit down, June lurched forward to observe the colors. 

And then June was falling.

Oh no!!! He squeaked in his head. He couldn’t grab onto anything—he was tumbling away from Sam, not even able to reach the desk in his descent. 

The lack of screaming meant that June falling off of their shoulder didn’t fully process in Sam’s head until June was halfway to the floor. They hadn’t thought about how precarious their shoulder was as a perch—they weren’t exactly used to handling humans, but Christopher’s human was on his shoulder all the time, so Sam figured it would be fine.

Their heart stopped as they realized what had happened. “Oh FUCK—” They made a desperate grab for their human, but didn’t get to them in time. 

They were about to go into panic mode before they saw something crazy—there was a squish as the human flattened slightly against the ground like a squish ball before bouncing back to their feet as if nothing had happened. 

June scrambled to get back up. Tristan said I can’t fall from high places in front of humans! HUMANS DON’T SURVIVE FALLS!

“I’m okay!” June exclaimed, without worry. He hoped Sam wouldn't notice what had happened. 

Sam blinked. Then stared at the ground where the human had landed. Then blinked again.

I swear I didn’t eat them yet. I just got a little taste. Also, humans don’t cause hallucinations. Probably. What kind of trippy—

Sam’s hands just hovered next to June, trembling slightly. Christopher would KILL me if I dropped a human. “L-little buddy?” they asked, tentatively. “Are you. Uh. Are you sure you’re good? You didn’t get hurt?” They picked June up and brought them closer to their face, as if to check for injuries. Or perhaps to make sure he was actually alive and breathing and it wasn’t some weird hallucination. “Can all humans, um. Uh…bounce like that?”

“I’m all good!” June's smile curled with nervousness. Sam lifted him up and brought him closer. June pursed his lips together, and teetered his head to face away from Sam. What do I say? I don’t want to lie to Sam! But I can’t tell them the truth. He turned back to his friend. He liked the warmth that followed Sam's touch.

“I’m not hurt, don’t worry, we humans can…bounce. Yes. We’re really resilient. You can drop us from any height or squish us and we won’t get hurt... except with sharp stuff.” June punctuated his lie with several affirmative nods. What if Sam catches my lies? I’ll get in big trouble for letting a human find out.

This is the point where another giant might have questioned how human June actually was. But there were a multitude of factors working in June’s favor now—one being that Sam’s experience with humans outside of their stomach was rather limited. The other, of course, was that there were no other species similar enough to humans in this world for June to be mistaken for. The scent and the taste were more than enough to have Sam convinced—for now.

“Whoa…are you serious?” Sam’s first instinct, naturally, was to squeeze June in their fist like a stress ball. Not too hard, but enough that a normal human may have had a complaint of a cracked rib. “How have I never figured this out?” 

June felt the pressure of Sam’s fist squeeze him. It wasn’t an unpleasant feeling for June—actually, Sam’s grip felt refreshing to June—pleasantly so.

He giggled lightly. “Mhm.” He waited for Sam’s grip to relax before he rested his head on the side of Sam's finger. My cover’s still in the clear. Uncle Tristan would be so proud. June didn’t realize the ramifications his “cover” could have in the future if Sam did this to any other human. 

“You have very comforting hands,” June said. He’d never been squished in an innocent way like this. When he had cuddle puddles with his work friend Elliot, his friend had always treated him with care. 

June’s comment only encouraged Sam to continue to squish June in their palm, pushing against their cheek and pressing into their strangely malleable torso. They’d become thoroughly distracted from the game they’d intended to waste time with, instead staring at June intently with a curious fascination.

“So you said…you can be dropped from any height? Huh. Maybe that’s how humans get around. I dunno why Chris got so worked up about making sure I didn’t drop his human before.”

June, thoroughly squished in Sam’s grip now, was purring lightly and nodding along with what Sam said—the best he could, anyways. “Mhm. That’s right. I can be dropped from any height.”

Sam’s eyes gained a dangerously interested gleam. “And you said you liked going fast, huh?” They cast a glance at the far wall of their bedroom, and an urge as crazy as it was suddenly tempting came to the forefront of their mind. They wanted to test these new limits they hadn’t previously allowed themselves to consider. 

Still squishing the human in their grip, they grinned. “So like, if I threw you as fast as I could at that wall, it wouldn’t hurt you?”

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Chapter 6 ->

It'll be fine! Probably! Thank you for reading, as always!

[luckyshotwrites]

OKAY THIS IS SO DUMB, SO NOT EVEN THAT GOOD. I WAS RACING AGAINST THE WORK CLOCK TO DO THIS. AHAHAHA. THANK YOU @vore-toast

AND THANK YOU OP for this idea that made Toast comment. xD

making a character tiny, not so i can coddle them, but so i can metaphorically toss tiny them into the microwave on defrost high power for twenty minutes