#wifenlooof

[phoe-ix]

i have a confession

I love this stupid ass dog and his stupid ass song so much

[therandomcreechur]

Remade this meme

Video I got it from:

[dearjoons]

🛟 LIFEGUARD!JUNGKOOK HEADCANNONS

warnings: lifeguard!jungkook x lifeguard!reader. part-time summer job. yes, he’s a teenager with a full sleeve tattoo. ignore the logic. reader is a gorgeous baddie (just like you). he has a PHHAATTT crush on reader. teehee

lulu speaks: SOMEBODY SEDATE ME BEFORE I JUMP ON THAT CHLORINE INFESTED DICK 🤑🤑

𓇼 lifeguard!jungkook who notices when the pre-teen girls do flips and jump in the pool in “cool” ways to try and get his attention. he just giggles and shakes his head.

𓇼 lifeguard!jungkook who knows your schedule better than management does. he’s not stalking you—he’s just… informed. hyper-aware. “oh, she usually gets here around 2:45… not that i’m watching the clock or anything.”

𓇼 lifeguard!jungkook who has a very tiny, very silly, very managed crush on you. very under control. very…very.

𓇼 lifeguard!jungkook who takes hydration very seriously. he carries one of those giant half-gallon water jugs everywhere, full of ice and either hose water or an egregious amount of blue gatorade.

𓇼 lifeguard!jungkook who reeks of sunscreen, bug repellent, and chlorine.

𓇼 lifeguard!jungkook who is incredibly good with kids. he claps when the toddlers make their first jump, gives high-fives during his pH testing time, lets them climb on his shoulders when he breaks pool rules and gets in.

𓇼 lifeguard!jungkook who walked into a nearby 7/11 after accidentally keeping his lifeguard uniform on. he didn’t even notice until the cashier called him “baywatch”.

𓇼 lifeguard!jungkook who decides to simply not wear his shirt when you’re working a shift with him. he claims it’s purely coincidental. okay jungkook. sure.

𓇼 lifeguard!jungkook who glances over at you while he’s sitting on his tall lifeguard chair so much that it’s borderline hazardous.

𓇼 lifeguard!jungkook who smiles extra cheekily when you decide to take up the rest of his shift for him. he’ll probably just end up staying and doing your maintenance for you.

𓇼 lifeguard!jungkook who stays after hours almost every evening. the sky turning a certain hue of purple, the pool clear of moms and their kids. just him. and maybe you.

𓇼 lifeguard!jungkook who notices when the moms (single or not) bat their eyelashes at him. he doesn’t engage. because he did once, and let’s just say that wasn’t the best summer he’s had.

𓇼 lifeguard!jungkook who challenges you to cannonball competitions during adult swim, the towel-wrapped kids being the judges.

𓇼 lifeguard!jungkook who would 100% dive into the pool with a serious face if you so much as even slipped in.

𓇼 lifeguard!jungkook who texts you “get home safe?” every time you get the late shift. it’s still light outside by the time you do, but it’s the thought that counts.

𓇼 lifeguard!jungkook who literally forgot to blow the whistle when someone broke a rule one time because you had just walked by and adjusted your swimsuit strap.

𓇼 lifeguard!jungkook who thinks about you when he does laps. like an idiot. breathes out under water and pretends it’s not because he imagined what you’d look like sitting on the edge, feet in the pool, smiling just for him.

𓇼 lifeguard!jungkook whose voice subconsciously gets deeper around you. he didn’t even notice until one of the other guards said, “okay darth vader”. jungkook turned red.

𓇼 lifeguard!jungkook who has been in love with you since his first summer on the job but has no idea what to do about it.

lulu speaks pt2: wenomechainsama 🔥 tumajarbisaun 🗣️wifenlooof 🤤 eselifterbraun ❤️‍🔥

cai bot. masterlist. navigation.

[deargodhelpmexdxd123]

Wenomechainsama. Tumajarbisaun.

Wifenlooof. Eselifterbraun.

[sincerecinnamon]

wenomechainsama

tumajarbisaun

wifenlooof

eselifterbraun

[starryyskies]

Wenomechainsama tumajarbisaun wifenlooof esilifterbraun

Ooo shit this my jam dawg

[luimagines]

Wenomechainsama

Tumajarbisaun

Wifenlooof

Eselifterbraun

I was so confused.

Thank goodness Google has my back XD

And good ol' copy and paste.

[n-and-uzi-chat-abt-things]

What would V and J do if their kids started singing this:

Wenomechainsama Tumajarbisaun Wifenlooof Eselifterbraun

J: Y has done that-

V: X looked at him like he was a moron

[ask-la-squadra]

Wenomechainsama😢☀️

Tumajarbisaun🫀❤️

Wifenlooof💖💫

Eselifterbraun🍃🍂

I made Pros try to read this and he is now laying down with a headache, 1 like and I'll throw water at him

-Melone

[s2kahei]

Betty butter bought some butter but the butter was bitter so she bought better butter so her butter won't be bitter

wenomechainsama tumajarbisaun wifenlooof eselifterbraun..

[cloudcountry]

wenomechainsama

tumajarbisaun

Wifenlooof

eselifterbraun

Anweculbetugtbaby

Aslonskysrblu

Yuaksoinocenow

Buchyulaidsosun

wenomechainsama (sama,sama,sama,sama)

wenomechainsama (Sama)

Tumajarbisaun (Ye, ye)

Wifenlooof (Looof)

Eselifterbraun (Ye, ye)

Anweculbetugtbaby

Aslonskysrblu (Ye, ye)

Yuaksoinocenow

Buchyulaidsosun (Ye, ye)

wenomechainsama (sama,sama,sama,sama)

(sama)

wenomechainsama (Sama)

(Ye, ye)

(Looof)

(Ye, ye)

Sama (Sama)

(Ye, ye)

(Looof)

(Ye, ye)

h hello?

[phoe-ix]

Experiment:

Reblog this post and add a poll of your own to the reblog. You can make it a poll about anything. Let's see how far it goes.

[tennafangz]

wenomechainsama

tumajarbisaun

wifenlooof

eselifterbraun

this is so insightful thank you

[punkerpluss]

call me turi ip ip ip the way i wenomechainsama tumajarbisaun wifenlooof eselifterbraun

[bowlcutbyers]

WHO SHOULD I BE IF ILL NEVER BE THE SAME I WILL BE THE SUNSHINE I WILL BE THE MOON AT NIGHT

[avoidednullspace]

shes singing🤯

AYYYY SLA y!!!!!!!