#witchess

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we’ve seen the knizard (knight wizard) now where is the pritch (princess witch) -theunfairfolk

you would think they'd be allies because of their knight/princess titles but they are actually mortal enemies because of their wizard/witch titles

[museenkuss]

Lana del Rey is making slow-mo music reminiscing of when she had things to sing about and Marina is doing nursery rhymes over a passé club beat. Bleak times for the classically trained tumblrinas.

[whimsigothwitch]

Blessed Monday witchess

[esamastation]

Hello, here follows a bit of original LITRPG writing in the form of a forum post. I have no idea how to explain or what to title it. It is a thing.

In which the origin of System is pondered upon.

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Theories of Apocalypse forum

The System - is it human made? by the Witchess of Londonium, 1st of June, 20xx

Guys, I figured it out, I connected the dots. 

The System wasn't created by the IFAR. 

I know, I know, there's like a billion theories about this, and of course everyone knows what the Elves say. The System is a Gift to all of humanity. Sure. And then there's that crackpot Mayfeather's theory about it being inheritance from ancient aliens that bred with humans thousands of years ago. Personally I think that's just because he wants a harem of furries, but each to their own. And then there's the stuff about american military experiments that went rogue, but that seems a bit too much of a coinkydink for me, what with the apocalypse happening at the same time.

Though, now that I think about it, a weird human program would go rogue during the apocalypse, wouldn't it. And I actually kinda do think that's close to what happened - though not that it was secret military drugs or nano machines or whatever.

I think it's something bigger - something we all knew and loved, in the old world. Something… ever present, that was part of all our lives. Something utterly beyond IFAR's comprehension.

I mean, think about it. This thing is huge, in like, cosmic, evolutionary, technological revolution sense, huge! This thing is like the dawn of information technology but times a hundred, with, I don't know, genetic engineering and all of weight loss and bodybuilding industry thrown in the mix. This is the "next step in human development" level of stuff!

And weight loss and bodybuilding industries of old wish they had what we have now. We can literally level up now, and with each level we get stronger. And that's just on the base level. We can change our species now! I've seen people transform themselves completely with the System. One chick, she's a dragon now, just through the System. This guy I know, super into calisthenics, yeah, he can bench press cars now, through the System. I've seen people with wings, tails, horns, with multiple arms - and there's rumours about this one old lady, she can just transform herself into other things. And all we need to do to make all that possible… is level up and get some exp.

… which, okay, it isn't that easy to get exp, you really gotta work for it, and sometimes it's so damn hard to get ahead you just wanna cry, but still. 

Why would they ever give this thing to us? 

Here's the thing. I don't think they did.

Just think about it - why would they give this thing to us? It makes us stronger, it powers us up - it gives us magic. And okay, yes, it also, consequently, spreads magic around, which helps them, making things more magical and more chaotic and dangerous - but seriously! Why would they want to empower us? They're here to subjugate us! How does giving us all this power and opportunity benefit them in any way? 

It doesn't, it just doesn't - just look at the Dragon Battle of Paris. You can bet your probably by now feathery butt that those guys who ate it in the Boulogne-Billancourt wish we didn't have the System.

So here's what I think happened. I think it was a complete freak accident. 

When the Veil was breached and the Aurora Magicalis happened, those particles changed everything they came in contact with, right? We got magical people and creatures and trees and houses and lakes and, I don't know, magical damn water towers now. And those were like intrinsically linked changes too - the thing with the metro proves it! One thing changes by magic and everything that's a copy or similar enough of the original changes too.

And that's why we have giant centipede trains all over the world now.

Which is still terrifying.

So, what happened to the internet when magic particles hit it? What happened to all that knowledge just interlinked all throughout the world? People think it vanished with everything else electronic - but we know you can't vanish things by magic. You can only move things… or change them.

I think the internet got whammied, guys, the same as the rest of us - and like everything else that got whammied, it gained a life of its own. But the internet isn't like a train or, I don't know, a taxi cab that's suddenly alive, it doesn't really have a specific territory where it exists. It's everywhere in the world and it's got no one specific spot where it starts from and we just accessed it with our phones and computers and whatever. 

(Yes I know the internet has physical forms on servers and data centers or whatever, shut up, I'm thinking magically here.)

So, the internet gets magically whammied. Where does it go? It goes where it's always gone - to us. It was made by humans, for humans, for sharing of human discovered and developed and intended information. So it just… attached itself to us. And it's still doing the same thing it's always done - sharing information.

And why is it running out of lives like a videogame now? Well, have you ever wondered how much of the internet bandwidth in total was taken by online videogames? Okay, it probably wasn't that much - but it was still kinda significant amount! Or who knows, maybe the first bit of the internet that got whammied was someone's Steam account, who knows.

Either way, I blame the evils of online videogames, as many concerned aunties have before me. Heh.

Or maybe I'm talking out of my ass and it's all a plot by the Elves to Stockholm Syndrome all of humanity - but isn't it a bit weird, how none of them have this thing? Isn't it a bit of a hell of an inconvenience to them, that we do? Did no one else notice in the early days how shocked they all were to see some of us flinging magic right back at them?

And isn't it a little bit more comforting to think that this Awesome thing that now unites us all wasn't made by our enemies - but that we ourselves made it?

Because, guys, I definitely don't think they were expecting it. When I ran into goblins the first time, they totally thought they could just roll right over us. Orcs too. And the Elves, man… I'm definitely not the only one with a bad first impression. I don't know what they were expecting me to go, bend over, lick their boots, beg for my life, maybe. They were definitely not expecting a fireball to the face, lemme tell you.

Between you and me, I don't think they would've given me, or anyone, that skill if they had a choice in the matter. 

Also it just makes sense though, right? I mean, it's not like Elves even know what videogames are. They don't have computers, they never developed, like… Dungeons and Dragons or anything like that. I bet some human had to explain to them what levels and upgrades even are - because that's, that's really weird and really niche human knowledge, in the grand scheme of things, right? It hasn't been a thing for more than maybe a hundred years.

I don't actually know how long the concept of a "Character levelling up and getting more powerful" has been a thing - feel free to let me know because I am kind of obsessed with this and I suddenly need to know.

Anyway, The System. It's definitely been to the benefit of all of us using it in this bullshit apocalypse, right? And the IFAR… Yeah, I don't think it's been to their advantage at all.

Also, like, come the feck on. When you really think about it, the info the System gives us… isn't it kind of familiar? Boil it all down and what we have are chats and forums and wikis at our fingertips! What kind of invading force gives the people they're invading a communication tool like this? Like, sure, it took a while to get here and it takes effort to use it, it has a cost - but so did the internet.

This is nothing new to us, human peoples of the Earth. Such as it is, right now… invaded and transformed and on the brink of being conquered by damn fantasy Elves… 

So, that's my pitch. The System is the sentiment and magical new form of the World Wide Web, with an online RPG twist.

What have you been doing with it?

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Tadaah, the thing. Relating vaguely to this Isekai based DND campaign idea I had, which was originally an original story which I wanted to write, which I think is this?

Also IFAR is short for "Invaders from another reality", lol.

Anyway. The thought won't leave me alone but I have no idea what to do with this. Maybe I could do prompts based on this? Idk. Some sort of RP thing??

[professeurm]

LETS GOO LESIBANSS WITCHESS

[lurkingcrypt]

I'm tha witch god shout out all my witchess

[miwachan2]

Have you already drawn out some witch human and elf OCs? Can you introduce us to any of them yet? I can’t wait to meet your new villain, the ones you come up with are really twisted and I love it!

I have not hdjshskdhekhd

BUT I plan on drawing sum witchess soon

[pulchra-potens]

Okay someone betterrr hug me like thattt !

And dear witchess,turn me into a cat.

[hprambles-blog]

I still wish we knew more about the female characters, a few pages about Hermione’s family could’ve been nice or knowing more about Lily without her being tied to being Snape’s childhood friend or James’s wife, a random woman from the Order sharing about her past with Lily would also have been a nice touch

Agree, we deserved more. Hermione's parents were both dentists, we saw them took her to Diagon Alley once, so they probably took her in her first year too. They went to France together. And Hermione cried when she was erasing their memories, so she loved them. We could infer some psychology from all this, but it sucks we didn’t have more in the books.

With Lily, her parents loved her witchess and probably compared Petunia to her as Petunia resented Lily. They were traditional too when we take into account how young both Petunia and Lily married. Lily wasn’t afraid to disobey them. Still not enough.

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random poorly drawn oc stuff in my comically small notebook (its so hard to take a picture with a phone help me god)

[anarchyofcrows]

So i wanted to post some ofy writing for some constructive criticism this story is about Freddy, a witch living in a post apocalyptic world with hunters who hunt the supernatural (werewolf,witches,demons,,ect) the start of the story is structured like a diary.... enjoy!

/6/99 it's been 2 years since this all started. The apocalyptic is not what anyone expected and and at the same time what everyone expected.  Just like the movies the dead and evil the matter creatures and 5hr wicked and the  powerful walk the earth but like any good movie there the good to fight the bad.                   

                                                                          the hunters,  packs of people and communities that hunt and fight the creatures  to keep what left  of   humanity safe.  Now hunting creatures are pretty easy cause  the  creatures look non human ( animal parts, decomposeing bodys, rainbowed coloured skin, ect) except for witches and wolfs (saying werewolf while fighting a werewolf takes to long so hunters nicknamed them  wolf).  

While other creatures look non humn, witchess and wolfs look fully human exept for full moonns and when  they are using that powers, wolfs turn into Actual wolfs on full moon while witches when they use their powers have glowing eyes and sometimes lavate  items or thair hair while using said powers (depending on their emotional state: magic can be inhanced while the user is in distressed  or having a powerful, strong emption).

When the apocalyptic or k.o the world fell to shambles, back then my parents  and my older sister oldalia was alive. My parents never told my sister and I that they were hunters   till a wendigo came to our house to seek revenge on my parents by killing my sister and I. Luckily my sister knew how to fight and killed the beast but not before in seriously injured myself and killed our parents.

After  that the leader of the huntrs group our parents were in came to see if we had survived or not and saw me bleeeding out and my sister freaking out tryong to stop the blood with a crappy cheep first aid kit from Costco thats been sitting in our bathroom for the last 5 years , he decide to take us in and train  us to be hunters 

He took is to a place called the compound wishing was like a big fenced house? We had towa p k through the house into the back yard were they was a tall 20 metre wall that connect from one said of the house to the other making a big square backyard, the black had another bounding in the back right corner called  the units and a couple caravans parked next to the on a side of the wall was a later so you could climb and see up over the wall. In the centre of the place was a massive bonfire with chairs spread around and a small open tent nets to the fire that seemed to be a kitchen of sorts?

As  we were showed around we meet some other kids a few the same ages as me like Rose and Tim or a few younger like dive, honey, blaze and Kate, Jason and Arnold.

Oldalia and I were given a two roomed unit. the leader,Micheal as he introduced himself said that oldalia was in  harvest of the upkeep and of me, which rude I was a big old 7 year old I could look after myself but the siad I was to young well now im nine how much older do I have to be

It was decided that all children in the compound must learn to fight, they said it would take about you years bit some of us could be allowed to hunt earlier if the teachers agreed that we were ready, it tooka year but oldalia was elected to become a hunters where she was branded with the robin  sigele on her wrist

11/7/101 today we caught a witch, her name was emerald, she told us that she didn't know how she got her powers and that she didn't make a deal with demons to get them. Of course Micheal the pack leader ( a hunters community is often called packs) said she was lying but me and oldalia believe her

12/7/102 Micheal was beyond mad, he caught oldalia and I releasing emerald or as i call her em.  we where able to get her out of the compound by pushing her over the wall, luckily her set power was levitation so she stopped her self from splating on the  ground, 8 hope i meet her again or maybe not if Micheal still wants to kill her

23/5/100 all the kids of the compound and me have decided ot make out own war room since we're not allowed in the adults one until  we're older  which rude, like we face the same monsters as you and have been doing it for years but we're not old enough. We cominderd a tree or tow to make a tree house it took weeks cause we kept getting called on hunts and the younger kids who didn't couldn't bould or pick up have items like u older kids

1/4/103 oldiali has been acting distent from me and really everyone else for the matter, irs been weeks and at first o

U thought it was a hunt gone wrong or I pissed her off again by playing a prank on her but she's never given me the cols shoulder like this before, and to make things worse I've been getting this buzz feeling under my skin and one of my eyes are becoming purple instead of the vibrant blue I have, I've managed to have me hair over my eye so none notices but someone will eventually. One a hopefully better note ildial told me to meet her in the k.o treetops headquarters

[angelcrasher]

Diary Of Faireé

Dear diary

My name is faireé, and yes im a fairy, there are many things in the fairy world, not many people know it exists, but the best thing about it, is that its not just fairies, its greek mythology, mythical creatures, witchess!!!

People dont understand our world, but we understand theres, this is my first ever diary entry!! And i have so much to talk about! Maybe the fact that Farinxé accidentally ran herself into her wall, she was too focused of her phone, we also welcomed a newish fairy, called Fozzié, there pronouns are they\them, our first ever non-binary fairy! Im so excited i know i have much more to learn about the human world, but i also have alot to learn about the world of myths

Written by Angelcrasher, Follow for more stories x

[wraithwolvesspecies]

Wraith is owned by Ghoulcifer

species created by ghoulcifer

Base witchess

[robtriestokeepadiary]

Friday. Didn't understand one of the stories. Soup lunch . Left early. You ordered take out noodles. Almost fell asleep watching YouTube lol . Watched an ok gere movie and Clue. Yeah.

Got olfaction! And witchess! And haunted dog! And the rest of the free pulls! Woot!

[theapatheticflour]

………

what the actual witchess!?

Huh?!

What have both of you been up to since i was gone?

Uh oh… um nothingggg!!!! 😇😇😇😇

[ohtheylovetolietoyou]

man does not live only in the empirical world. we must seek the ephemeral. or why live?

Penny Dreadful