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major traffic incident
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I love you Safety Wizard.
(Inspired by @keroascrazy)
#safety wizard#wizard#Tumblr wants me to use the wizardposting tag so badly and I'm tempted. It's a good tag.#Shout out to stackedbirds for sending me the safety wizard post. Beloved mutual and beloved supplier of good wizard posts.#I will make it an open secret that I love me some good goofy wizards.#Safety Wizard has a special pizzazz that just gets the gears turning.#I like to imagine Safety Wizard began their studies as a traffic wizard. Then took some courses in roadside hazard magic.#This sparked an interest in safety magic and resulted in an eventual change of major - but the outfit stayed true to their roots.#All that said and done; The original costume is really good and I hope OP keeps up the good wizarding work.#Remember that distracted driving is extremely dangerous. Do not drive tired or in altered states of awareness.#It is always morally correct to call a friend of ride service if you have even the smallest doubt you will be a safe driver.#And *please* wear proper PPE on your job site. Do not put yourself or other's at risk!
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"You Missed the Point by Idolizing Them" Starter Pack
#filmedit#filmgifs#memes#moviegifs#dailyflicks#chewieblog#bblecher#fight club#userrobin#usergal#nessa007#userbrittany#userlera#useraurore#american psycho#dune#breaking bad#taxi driver#a clockwork orange#scarface#joker#true detective#new jack city#training day#the boys#paddington#gifs#movie#tv#kane52630
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If you donât get pulled over, it doesnât count
#funny#cute#meme#haha#humor#bad driver#bad driver meme#bad driver memes#driving#driving meme#Kirby#Kirby meme
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A note, because not everyone knows this: if you're driving and another driver flashes their brights at you, this is a signal to be on alert and slow down. There may be debris in the road, a cop out of sight, or an animal crossing ahead of you. (Or, alternatively, your brights are on and they're getting blinded.) Whatever the reason, it's a signal that you need to focus and reduce speed. And possibly turn your own brights off.
This PSA has been brought to you by the four fawns and does that ran out in front of me at various points on my drive home.

Let's court death with mama!
#this is true in the us idk about other countries#this is not a law so its not necessarily something drivers are taught#but for the sake of dumb baby animals please pay attention#it may also mean that theres something wrong with your car! your lights may be off#a hatch open#or a tire running flat#something like that#so if you're not seeing a reason in the road for them to have signalled#then pay attention to how your car handles looks and sounds
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JUST SAW A FED-EX DRIVER JUMP OUR OF HIS TRUCK AT A REDLIGHT AND RUN UP TO A SECOND FED-EX TRUCK (THREE CARS AHEAD) AND THE GUY LEANED OUT AND THEY JUST KISSED ON THE LIPS? HELLO?
#i was having such a rough day but i think this cured me#you dont understand how hysterical i was after watching this#homies is it gay to kiss another truck driver at a red light
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Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Adaption 4 (2025)
#I feel like people are about to say very mean things about adam driver lol#kylo ren#ben solo#star wars#marvel#marvel comics#comics#comic books#general
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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care
#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis#something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario#and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups#this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good#want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room#and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support#they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers#and it's Not The One You Think#oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart#emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen#so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room#(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#âwhy didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???â#âum because you would use it against me in combat?â#âas opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!â#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons#they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways#(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's âdangerousâ to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist#and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history#âtechnically i didn't LIE--#âI read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!â#â...the what nowâ#âthe MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you#i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#â--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but
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Ah yes. Me. My boyfriend. And my Imola trophy he said itâd make him feel calm.
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#lestappen#3316#charles leclerc#max verstappen#f1#imola gp 2025#max p1đĽł#and charlie being bullies by the sc again and again and again#Ferrari driver coping mechanism#so max let him have that#temporary#and then he hugging the trophyâs owner next ofc
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I like to imagine these two dated.
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my adblocker prevented the nyt from loading the paywall banner so all i got was this
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Joyride
#ultrakill#ultrakill fanart#v1 ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#take away their drivers license#Gabriel can teleport and v1 uses rockets and yet they chose a car
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'the F1 movie needed to have Brad Pitt fuck his female engineer because there needed to be sexual tension!' BORING. If they wanted sexual tension they should've made it historically accurate and true to real life and had Brad Pitt fuck his teammate
#lewis you can't make a movie projecting brocedes onto brad pitt and then pretend you weren't requitedly freaky about nico rosberg#that's not how that works lewis#however upon writing these tags I do think it would be rather funny if the engineer was like. A blonde Germanic woman named Nicole#get two of his exes in one#formula 1#formula one#f1#lewis hamilton#nico rosberg#I will now tag every driver I think this is applicable to#charles leclerc#max verstappen#lestappen#oscar piastri#lando norris#landoscar#pierre gasly#esteban ocon#pierresteban#sebastian vettel#mark webber#sebmark
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stream madness pt. 2
Lando Norris x Reader
Summary: Lando Norris embraced his now-public relationship as a chance to openly and unapologetically adore his girlfriend. Fans saw it as a winâthough it came at the cost of Max F constantly getting roped into their antics.
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Warnings: swearing, mentions of sex, suggestive dialogue
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Protect Max
Fans were absolutely loving how Y/N had become a bigger part of Maxâs streams. They got to see a side of her theyâd never caught on social media and beyond the glimpses from the paddock with Lando.
It was just another day of chatting and gaming for the two during a break between races, the pair sat in an ever familiar room in Lando's place in Monaco, but with him absent as Max had mentioned he went out for training.
"We just agreed on not using grenades you cheat! Lando's rubbing off on you way too much. I don't like it" Max exclaims as his character on Counterstrike once again, gets killed by Y/N less than a minute into the round.
"Oh go cry about it Max, just admit I'm better than you" Y/N smirks as she grabs her water bottle to take a sip
"You cheated! I got absolutely knocked by that"
"Fine! You big baby, no grenades this time, promise" Y/N groans as they start another round
"they're so sibling coded" "not bob getting dethroned from being Max's gaming partner" "she's so gonna beat Max again this round"
âOkay, chat, no need to rub salt in the woundâby the way, I was the one who taught you how to play, you should be gratefulâshit!â
Max was mid-sentence when Y/N sniped him, knocking him out of the game and securing yet another winâthis time, fair and square.
âThe student becomes the master,â she smirked, leaning back in her chair, clearly enjoying the moment.
"What's going on here?" the mic picks up Lando's voice before he even enters the frame.
"I'm absolutely dominating on counterstrikeâdid you just get back?" A playful smile spreads across Y/N's face as Lando walks into the room, standing behind her chair and gently massaging her shoulders.
"I've already showered and everything. Been here the past 30 minutes, you two were too busy bickeringâI could hear you all the way down the hall," Lando chuckles, looking down at her with a cheeky grin.
He leans in, but Y/N quickly shifts away, avoiding the kiss.
"You're avoiding my kisses now?" Lando teases, his mouth hanging open in mock surprise.
"The stream, Lan..." Y/N mutters, a little pout on her lips, making Lando laugh softly.
"Alright baby, for our eyes only, yeah?" Lando smirks, leaning back down while reaching for the camera, his hand covering it just in time to hide their kiss.
"Hello?! My eyes! My eyes! What about Maxâs eyes?!" Max's shout makes the two burst into laughter as Lando pulls his hand away, revealing Maxâs face, twisted in utter disgust.
"lol poor max" "bet he misses P a lil extra today" "i think im going to cardiac arrest they're so cute"
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Snitches get stiches
The night before testing in Bahrain, Lando hopped onto Maxâs stream for a few rounds, confident as ever. After absolutely schooling Max, he decided it was time to call it a night, shutting down his setup and stepping away.
What he didnât step away from, however, was the chat.
Curled up in bed, phone in hand, Lando lurkedâdropping smug messages every few minutes. No matter how much Max tried to ignore him, chat was loving it, egging Lando on as he tormented his friend from the shadows.
" 'Just take the Lâ' Mate, I did take the L. Youâre the one still lurking in chat," Max laughed, shaking his head as yet another message from Lando popped up. "You have testing tomorrow, by the way."
Then, a new message appeared.
"Ed said he let you win this morning."
Max smirked, grabbing his phone. Without a word, he held up a finger to the camera and pressed dial. The stream went quiet as he waited. After a few rings, a familiar voice came through the speaker.
"Hey, Y/N, you alright? Sorry if I woke you. Youâre in Bahrain with Lando, yeah?" Max finally said, his grin growing wider at the thought of absolutely snitching on his best friend.
"Hey, Maxie. No you're good, just in the other room catching up on work. Lando went to bed about an hour ago. Everything okay? Do I need to wake him up?" Y/N sounded concerned.
"Yeah, 'bout that... heâs wide awake, actuallyâjust finished streaming golf with me. Wouldnât leave my chat."
The pause on the other end was almost too satisfying. Max leaned back, waiting patiently, his smirk never fading. The sound of rustling and soft footsteps had him turning up the volume, bringing his phone closer to the mic. He even covered his mouth, stifling his laughter, determined to catch this golden moment in all its glory.
"bro is cooked" "oh no she's mad" "not max snitching on lando AGAIN"
"Youâve got testing tomorrow, Lan." "Fucking snitch, Max! Grow up!" Landoâs voice barely made it through, muffled. "You said you were going to bed an hour ago," Y/N said, clearly not amused. "Baby, I am in bed," Lando mumbled, his tone defensive. "You were just playing with Maxâ" "âFor one round, my love. Iâm in bed now, arenât I?" "Donât play me, Norris. Go to sleep, or Iâm taking your phone away." âHow am I supposed to sleep without you next to me, huh?â Landoâs voice was full of fake desperation, stretching the words out like he was pleading for a lifeline.
âRight, well, now Iâm about to throw up,â Max interrupted, cutting through the conversation with his dry humour.
"Fewtrell, you knew better. shouldn't have entertained him when he asked you to play." "yeah that's right! you get him baby" "Didn't I say go to sleep? I'm telling Jon about this tomorrow" "This isn't over Max!" Lando manages to shout before the line cuts.
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Taking her back
Lando, Max, and Y/N had been best friends long before Lando and Y/N started dating, and though Lando loved how well his girlfriend and best mate got along, there were times when his jealousy got the best of him.
"Baby, come on. You've been playing with Max forever!" Lando whined, his voice dripping with playful frustration. Both Y/N and Max paused their game, turning to see Lando dramatically sprawled out in the chair behind them, looking all sorts of pouty.
"Lan, youâve been glued to your phone for the past two hours," Y/N teased with a laugh. "Weâve asked you to join us, like, a million times"
"Thatâs different!" Lando huffed. "I need you. Did you not miss me? Itâs the first time weâve seen each other in a week!" He gave them a puppy-dog look, and Y/N couldnât help but smile at his adorable pout.
"A weekâs not that long, mate," Max teased, unable to resist poking fun.
"Shut up, you dickhead. I wasnât talking to you," Lando snapped back, a grin playing at the corners of his mouth. "You're only saying that because Pâs been with you the whole time."
"Y/N is literally 6 feet away from youâ" Max shot back, raising an eyebrow.
"âYeah? And youâre about 6 feet away from getting punched," Lando retorted, his playful threat making everyone laugh.
"Youâre so easy to wind up," Max said, shaking his head in amusement, clearly enjoying Lando's reaction.
"Very mature, you two," Y/N spoke up, watching the back-and-forth between Lando and Max with an amused smile.
"Baby, please, can we kick Max out? I need some me and you time," Lando groaned, rolling his chair closer to Y/N, his eyes full of exaggerated desperation.
"Lando, chat asked her to join my stream today," Max protested, raising an eyebrow. "Youâre really gonna steal her away from them?"
"Theyâre stealing her away from me right now," Lando shot back, narrowing his eyes playfully at the camera.
"Alright, you big baby, one more round, then we'll leave Max alone," Y/N chuckled, turning to face Lando and gently running her hand through his hair.
"No. Now," Lando pouted, shamelessly showing just how needy he was, making Y/N laugh as she gave him a soft, teasing look.
"I'm about this close to bleaching my eyes and ears, mate," Max teased, smirking at the chaos unfolding.
"I'm about this close to kicking you out of my flatâ" Lando leaned forward, narrowing his eyes at Max.
"âOKAY. Chat, my kids are throwing tantrums now, I think itâs time for me to go," Y/N sighed in defeat, sitting up straight with a playful roll of her eyes. "You two are impossible." She gave both of them an exasperated but affectionate look, knowing sheâd have to be the voice of reason.
"boooo! not bob stealing y/n from us" "NOOO don't leave Y/N" "LN being selfish lol" "hes neeeedy"
Max let out a laugh as he read through the chat, clearly enjoying the chaos. "They're booing you, mateâyeah, chat! That's right! Heâs stealing Y/N from us!" Max egged them on, his voice full of mischief.
Just as Y/N stood up from her seat, ready to leave, Lando grabbed her arm, pulling her back down onto his lap. He held her firmly by the waist, giving her a quick kiss.
Y/N gently shoved him, standing up again with a soft laugh, trying to hide the flustered look that had crept onto her face from his sudden move. Lando, now sporting a proud smirk, looked straight at the camera. "Gotta take my girl back now, chat," he said with a playful wink. "Weâll see you guys next time."
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Look at my girl
"Did you get the code? I sent it to you on WhatsApp," Lando said, setting his phone down and turning his attention back to his screen as he finished setting up the game.
"Yep, got it. We're using in-game mics, yeah?" Max replied, joining the lobby.
Before Lando could answer, a soft knock echoed through the room. He instinctively pulled off one side of his headphones, swiveling his chair to find Y/N standing by the door.
"I'm heading out now, bub" her voice carried through the mic, chat flooded with messages about how soft Landoâs gaze had just turned.
"Look at you all dressed upâwhere are you headed, my pretty girl?" Lando smirked, leaning back in his chair, eyes shamelessly trailing over his girlfriend.
A blush crept up Y/Nâs cheeks as she shifted on her feet, slightly embarrassed by her boyfriendâs proud declaration. "Iâm having lunch with Alex today, remember?"
"You look beautiful, my love," Lando murmured, his grin widening before turning back to his stream. "Chat, doesnât Y/N look absolutely stunning?"
"Maate, start the bloody game!" Max groaned, dragging out the words in frustration.
Y/N chuckled softly, shaking her head. "Alright, Lan, I gotta goâthey're arriving soon."
"Alex is picking you up?" Lando asked, tilting his head as he kept his eyes on her.
Y/N nodded. "Charles offered to drop us off at the restaurant. I'll bring you home food, and Iâll send you the menu when I get there."
Landoâs expression softened. "Have fun, my love. Text me if you need anything."
"Got it. Bye, chatâ" Y/N smiled, giving a small wave as she stepped out the door.
"âWhat?! Hey, hey, no! Come backâbaby, my kiss!" Lando whined, nearly pushing himself out of his seat, watching her leave with a dramatic pout.
She let out a playful groan but stepped back into the room, making her way toward Lando.
"Look at her, everyoneâstunning," Lando grinned, taking her hand in his. "Alright, bye, gorgeous. Have a great time."
Y/N smirked, holding her hand up to the cameraâmimicking the way Lando had covered it on a previous streamâbefore leaning down to press a soft kiss to his lips.
"Thanks for that, Y/N, really appreciate the modesty," Max's voice rang through Lando's headphones, dripping with sarcasm. "Hope you do that to my eyes next time, yeah?"
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Don't look at my girl
Lando had been on Twitch for a good hour now, casually playing UNO with Max and a few other friends on who were on Discord. It was all easygoing banter, a way to kill time before diving into a more intense Tarkov session.
Y/N walked in not too long after, carefully balancing plates of food in her hands. Without looking up from his screen, Lando muttered a quick, âThanks, love,â too focused on his cards to even glance her way.
It wasnât until the chat suddenly exploded with rapid messages that his attention flickered toward the comments. His brows furrowed, eyes scanning the screen.
"hi Y/N" "okay hot mama!" "Y/N you look stunning babe" "can Lando fight?"
ââCan Lando fightââchat, what the fuck?â he scoffed, finally turning his head toward his girlfriend.
And then he saw it.
The slightly cropped, low-necklined tank top hugging her in all the right places, a sight he was very much happy to see, just not so happy to share with the rest of the world.
His reaction was instant. âBaby⌠whereâs the rest of your shirt?â Lando whined, reaching out to tug at the hem of her top as if he could magically make it longer.
Y/N only laughed, swatting his hands away. âItâs literally just a tank top, Lando.â
âYeah, and apparently, itâs starting fights in my chat.â He shot a glare at the screen before narrowing his eyes at her playfully.
As Y/N stood up, completely unaware of the way the camera was angled, she leaned forward slightly to grab something from behind the monitor.
Lando, ever vigilant with his quick reflexes, moved faster than ever, one hand darting out to cover her chest while the other reached for the mouse, ready to slam the stream off if necessary.
âWoah, woahâbaby! Careful, please,â he blurted out, eyes wide as he practically shielded her from the world.
Connorâs laughter echoed through the call. âLNâs about to have a heart attack, mate.â
Y/N, finally realizing what had just happened, let out a soft laugh as she sat back down, napkins now in hand. âI was just grabbing these, bub. Calm down.â
Lando let out a dramatic sigh, clutching his chest like heâd just lived through a near-death experience. âBaby, please, Iâm beggingâcould you put on a hoodie or something?â His voice was almost desperate, eyes flicking between her and the chat that was going absolutely feral.
Y/N raised a brow, arms crossing over her chest. âYouâre overreacting.â
âYeah, well, theyâre not getting a free show,â Lando huffed, shooting a glare at the screen before rolling his eyes. With one last grumble, he finally turned his attention back to his game, picking up his fork to dig into dinnerâall while side-eyeing the chat every few seconds.
Meanwhile, Max was wheezing through his mic. âI swear you just aged five years.â
Connor chuckled. âBroâs fighting battles no one else can see.â
"still cant believe he was able to pull her" "Y/N leave him be with me" "she looks unreal" "lando better know how to fight"
Lando didnât say a word, just stood up abruptly and rushed out of the room, leaving his friends confused as his turn in UNO was about to run out.
âWhereâs he gone now?â Max muttered, clicking onto Landoâs stream, only to see Y/N sitting there, casually eating and playing in his place.
She simply shrugged, unfazed, taking Landoâs turn for him as she popped another bite of food into her mouth. A few seconds later, Lando reappeared, arms full, determination set on his face.
âPick.â
âHuh?â Y/N blinked up at him, mid-chew.
âPick one. Shirt, hoodie, or blanket?â He stood in front of her, dead serious, holding up the options like this was a life-or-death decision.
Y/N let out a soft laugh, shaking her head. âYouâre kidding, right?â
âBaby, pick.â Lando repeated, unwavering.
âLan, itâs really not thatââ
Before she could even finish, he had already tossed the clothes onto the floor and made the executive decision himself, unfolding the blanket and draping it over her shoulders. âRight, blanket it is.â
Y/N sat there, wrapped up like a burrito, staring at him in amused disbelief.
Max was howling through the mic. âMate, sheâs looks like she's about to go to bedâ
Lando glanced over at her, a proud grin spreading across his face as he admired his work. âThere. Better,â he said, his tone smug but warm, clearly pleased with himself for making sure she was all cozy and covered up.
Y/N couldnât help but laugh at how serious he was about it, âYouâre ridiculous, you know that?â she teased, tugging the blanket a little lower, enough to free her hands.
âIâm just making sure youâre comfy,â he replied, his grin only widening. âDonât want you catching a chill, do I?â
She shook her head, playfully rolling her eyes, but the smile she gave him was all warmth. âYouâre something else, Lan.â
Lando only winked, clearly pleased with his efforts. âI try.â
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Rumour has it
It had only been a couple of weeks since Lando and Y/N had last been seen together in public, but the internet had exploded. Breakup rumors, theories about a fallout, and even claims of a âdivorce eraâ started circulating among fans. Of course, Lando and Y/N found it all utterly ridiculous. But why not have a bit of fun with it?
Tonight, Max was streaming, and Lando was, as usual, by his side. The chat was absolutely flooded with questions and speculations, with fans wondering where Y/N had gone, why they hadnât seen them together lately, and if they were still a couple. Usually, they wouldn't entertain it, but Lando couldnât help but grin at the chaos as Max glanced at him, his face filled with mischief.
âMate, youâve been dodging questions for weeks now. People are asking if you and Y/N are okay. What's going on? Is it true? Are you in the âdivorce eraâ now?â Max teased, his voice full of drama.
Lando leaned back in his chair, groaning. âOh don't even say her name around me. We're happily separated,â he said with exaggerated seriousness. He watched as the chat went wild, fans speculating whether he was joking or not.
"this is NOT funny im fighting for my life over here" "i honestly cant tell if hes serious pls" "stop asking ab their personal lives guys" "theyre clearly fine, look at him" "oh theyre fine lol"
Max laughed, clearly enjoying it. âHeard it here first chat, there you goâ
Lando shrugged dramatically. âSometimes, I still hear her voice"
Before Max could respond, the door behind Lando opened. Y/N walked in casually, wearing one of Landoâs hoodies, hair up in a messy bun. She stopped when she saw the camera, raising an eyebrow at Landoâs ridiculous grin.
âHey, guys,â she said, giving the camera a casual wave.
"See! it's like she's still hereâ Lando pretends to wipe a tear
Max burst into laughter, while Y/N, confused as ever, attempts to read the chat. "Why are you guys talking about me like I've died?"
Lando looked at her with all seriousness. âBaby please. We're broken up remember, gosh keep up will 'ya"
Y/N nods, the expression on her face immediately switching from confused to locked in. "Ohâ guys, being in this room right now pains me. I can't even look at him"
Max, lounging back in his chair with a smirk, couldn't help but shake his head. "You two were definitely eating up this breakup rumour stuff, huh?"
Lando and Y/N couldn't help but break, letting out small laughs at the comment. âOh fuck yeah, weâve been lying in bed, giggling like idiots, reading threads and watching tiktoks about it,â Lando said, acting like it was the most normal thing in the world.
âWe purposely stopped liking each otherâs posts and hid from the public" Y/N grinned, âAnd had so much fun doing it,â she added, sticking her tongue out at the camera.
Max threw his hands up. âYou lot deserve an Oscar for this shitâ
Lando, still grinning, nodded enthusiastically. âOh, mate, youâre telling meâ I had Carlos knocking at my hotel room at three in the fucking morning after reading some random breakup article online.â
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Not so subtle
It was well past 1 AM, but Lando was still wide awake, glued to his Twitch stream, deep into another round of Tarkov with his friends. The chat was slowly saying their goodnights, viewers logging off one by oneâbut Lando? He and the guys were more awake than ever, already planning a few more rounds like the night had just begun.
Y/N was not one to stop Lando from enjoying his alone time, but it was getting late. She had just finished yet another episode of her go-to comfort showâbut sleep still hadnât come. With a glance at the clock and a sigh, she finally got up, padding toward the other room. Maybe she could convince Lando to get some rest⌠or at least come fill the cold, empty space beside her.
âBaby⌠itâs late, come to bed.â
Y/Nâs soft voice barely stood a chance against Landoâs, drowned out by his rapid-fire strategy talk and the sharp bursts of gunfire from his game. He didnât even flinch, too locked in, too focused.
It wasnât until she stepped closer, bathed in the soft glow of his monitors, that the chat began to stir, messages flooding in at the sight of her. Only then did Lando pull off one side of his headset, glancing up at her with a lazy smile.
âHi, gorgeous. Thought you were asleep already,â he murmured, seamlessly giving out directions to his teammates in the same breath.
âCouldnât sleep⌠You should come to bed now. Itâs late.â
âI know, baby. Just give me ten minutes, alright?â
âBedtime for little Lando?â Connor teased, earning a chuckle from Max and an eye roll from Lando.
âShut up, Connor."
Instead of leaving, Y/N plopped down in the free chair beside him, mindlessly scrolling through her phone. She barely noticed how time slipped byâuntil she glanced at the clock. Fifteen minutes had passed since Lando promised heâd be done.
âLan, itâs been 15.â
â10 more minutes, baby. Just a little longer,â he mumbled, eyes still glued to the screen.
"he's so stubborn lol" "poor y/n" "listen to ur gf pls lando, im sleepy but i have fomo"
Another 15 minutes passed, and Y/N, now visibly annoyed, let out a sigh. âLando.â No pet name. Just his name. Max chuckled on the other end.
âMate, Iâd log off now if I were you. Y/N is scary when sheâs tired and cranky.â
Lando glanced over, taking in her tired expression. âBaby, go to bed, you look exhausted⌠Iâll be there soon, okay? Câmere, gimme a kiss.â
Smooth. A clear attempt to buy himself a little more time.
Y/N gave him a blank stare, then simply nodded before standing up. No protest, no further attempts to drag him to bed. Instead, she turned to the stream with a small smile.
âOkay⌠goodnight, guys. Have fun playing with Lan. Goodnight, baby.â
Lando blinked, a little surprised that his plan actually worked. He grinned up at her, feeling triumphant, until she leaned down, pressing a soft kiss to his cheek, her lips barely brushing his ear as she whispered.
âI was gonna let you have me any way you wanted tonight⌠your loss.â
His smirk vanished instantly, his head following Y/N's trail, now exiting the room.
"WHAT DID SHE SAY OMG" "look at his face she definitely said something" "bro is cooked lmao" "lando fumbled baaad"
Beyond distracted by what his girlfriend just whispered in his ear, he misses an opponent causing Max to get killed in game earning a battering of complaints
"Gotta log off now guys, goodnight" Lando, without saying a proper goodbye, had managed turn everything off, leaving both the game and his stream in record breaking time.
Max, watching Lando vanish without a word, quickly put the pieces together as the chat exploded with teasing. Realizing he could save his friend from some serious trouble, Max cleared his throat and leaned into the microphone.
âBet sheâs got him in trouble now. Heâs probably getting an earful for keeping her waiting.â Max grinned, adding, âManâs gonna need a serious apology when he gets off. You know how it isâno escaping when sheâs upset.â
Even the chat could pick-up how he's working extra hard to save the his best friends from a PR nightmare.
"Max working extra hard tonight" "LN and Y/N got Max sweating bullets lol his face" "Max being the bigger man, respect" "Theyre bout to hear an earful from max too after this"
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Chat was going wild. It was a random Friday night, no announcements, yet, somehow, Lando had appeared with his own stream. Even Max, mid-game, was caught off guard when the messages started rolling in, asking him to play with Lando.
Lando, sitting in his chair, still looked like he had just stepped out of the shower, his hair damp, he wore a matching grey sweatsuit and hoodie.
âWhatâs going on, mate? Youâre back early. Thought you two were out for dinner?â Maxâs unmistakable voice crackled through the speakers as he joined the group Discord, clearly catching onto the sudden shift in the vibe.
âAye chat, Max is here! Yeah, mate, we were, but got back home and decided to hop on,â Lando cheered, clearly stoked to hear his friend's voice.
âLoving the enthusiasm, man. You seem happy tonight. You up for some golf?â Max chuckled, amused by the energy radiating off Lando.
âWe can play whatever you want, Max. Feeling really lucky tonight,â Lando replied, a grin spreading across his face.
Max raised an eyebrow, eyeing him with a teasing smirk. âYouâre worrying me a bit, mate. You sick or somethinâ? Bit too happy for my liking.â
Lando just kept dancing and singing along to his music, looking even more upbeat, and Max couldn't help but laugh. âAlright, whatâs going on with you, seriously?â
It was as if the universe had perfectly timed itâY/N walked into the room, completely unaware that her boyfriend had already started his stream. She was wearing nothing but the white long-sleeved button-up shirt he had worn during their date earlier that night, the one fans had captured in photos. Her hair was slightly messy, giving her a carefree, just-rolled-out-of-bed look as she casually walked in.
"Lan, did you see my cleanser by any chance? Itâs not in the bathroom." Y/N stood just by the door, just enough to be in frame of Landoâs camera.
As soon as she appeared, the chat went wild, and Max couldnât help but laugh, not even attempting to rescue them this time. âHey Y/N, my chat's saying Landoâs shirt looks better on you than it did on him.â
Y/N froze for a few seconds, her face turning bright red before she quickly dashed out of the room, her voice still audible through the mic as she shouted, âLando Norris, you little shit!â
Lando, in too good of a mood to keep it together, couldnât help but laugh. âAlright, chat, calm downâweâre all adults here.â He leaned back in his chair, a grin spreading across his face as he wiped away a few tears of laughter.
After a beat, he stood up, still chuckling to himself. âIâll be back in a minute, guys.â
He left the room, probably heading off to help Y/N find her cleanser, maybe even consoling her after the little reveal. The chat was buzzing with teasing comments, but it was clear Lando wasnât too worriedâheâd be back soon, and the situation was already too funny to be mad about.
"post sex stream is insaaane" "man was glowing, no wonder" "PR team fighting for their life after this" "Landos phone bout to blow up" "meeting being set up as we speak"
Lando returned, a smirk still tugging at his lips as he casually sat back down, as if nothing had happened. âRight, Max, what are we playing tonight?â
Max raised an eyebrow, eyeing his friend with a grin. âLook at him, so smug. Had a great night, didnât you?â
Lando let out a laugh, shrugging nonchalantly. âTold you, mate, we went and had dinner.â He paused for a second, then winked at the camera, his smirk widening. âJust had to head home early to have some dessert.â
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