#witty commentary

[eviltwinnotclickbait]

insert witty and cutting commentary of tmbg here

[front-facing-pokemon]

[edekyll]

misc Jekyll n Hyde stuff that don’t deserve individual posts so I smooshed them together. one of them even a drawing from last year I never posted anywhere hashtag wow

[grmpgm]

it never stops being funny to me. danny and his two beautiful girlfriends (they both hate him)

👇 og pic under the cut!

[liyazaki]

I'd choose you, Achi.

CHERRY MAGIC [TH] | EPISODE 8

[funky-vg-beats]

Don't eat the undertale yellow , it's pee lol

[sengenism]

uh im afraid ruri needs mouse bites to live

[capricornlevi]

nsfw / mdni

fwb!choso who is in an awkward, difficult situation -- he knows he can't look at you for too long during sex, but he is also acutely aware of how much that might offend you.

it's not that he doesn't want to look at you. he'd crawl over hot coals for the chance to keep his eyes fixed on you the entire time he's buried inside you, to get to see your back arch off the mattress, to watch your pretty face all torn with pleasure.

but the big issue, the one major setback to all of the above, is that the moment he opens his eyes, the second he sees how you look spread out underneath him, he ends up coming almost immediately.

and it's usually way too early for his liking.

he can't help it -- and he's tried. he's tried edging to the pictures you send him in new lingerie or after you get out of the shower, keeping himself right at the precipice of release until he's sure his desires are now on a tighter leash, that he can delay his gratification for both your sakes.

but it never works. he'll sink inside and his eyes flutter shut, listening to your beautiful moans and feeling how you writhe underneath him, but the moment he tries to chance a look, to glance down at the sight of his cock splitting you open, it's game over.

as tricky a situation as this is, he still has a few options available. he could tell you all of this, which, although honest, is a bit too vulnerable for what is still a casual relationship.

he could keep his eyes closed, which delays things for the necessary time but will likely end with you getting freaked out or hurt, which is the exact opposite of his intention.

or he could let himself open his eyes, take in whatever he can before coming deep inside you, and then finish you off with his tongue for as long as you'll take him.

and when put like that, the choice doesn't seem so hard after all.

[athenaefilia]

letterboxd type website but for local theater plays

[likeasurgeon]

LVB I'm yr number 1 fan!!

[edekyll]

I’m ego deathing all over the place

[supreme-leader-stoat]

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[red-moon-at-night]

What would Helen have been thinking about her brothers, the Dioscuri, all those years in Troy with their absence on the battlefield?

When they had come to retrieve her once before but didn't this time?

What would she make of that?

We know from The Iliad that even into the 10th year of war, she's still asking those questions.

Does she think they are so ashamed of her actions, so disapproving, that they do not want to fight for her sake? That they know the heart of their little sister and whether she would've gone willingly? That they see through all of it and see her, and turn away at the sight?

Does the paranoia of not knowing feel worse than the answer?

Helen goes through 10 to 20 years of life in Troy - of war in Troy - without knowing that her brothers died before she even made it to Troy itself. How long does it take after the war that she finds out? Who tells her?

She lives through so many unknowns and so many unanswered questions, and I don't think I will ever not feel devastated about that.

[renaulonso]

when will jenson button return from war (commentate on a f1 race again)

[blmpff]

11.12.23

[cocoon2010]

During a performance in Kawamoto in Iwami province on the eleventh day of the eleventh month of 1764, a giant salmon over six feet long was presented to the Wakashima-Za [the theater troupe] with the explanation that at the moment many such fish were swimming upstream in a river nearbye. For a full two days the entire entourage of twenty-five members feasted on this catch, after which everyone seems to have had enough.