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Chapter 4.

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Alright we said the pregnancies start here so let's see if we hold true to that 🤨

WHY DID I START THIS CHAPTER WITH DOREMI AND MOMOKO TRYING TO SPY ON ONPU AND TOORU ALONE IN THEIR BEDROOM???? "They don't even know what perverts means." IN THIS STORY THEY ARE EIGHTEEN I ASSURE YOU THEY KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.

Hang on a minute. That scene happened. Doremi and Momoko woke up Onpu and Tooru. Then the next scene starts with the title "Three Weeks Later." So. You're telling me. Doremi and Momoko just missed out on witnessing the conception of ToOn's baby? Wtf was wrong with me????

There is a LOT more going on in this scene but I'll focus on just this excerpt. You ask the engaged couple when the last time they slept together was???? Insane behaviour. The "weird cravings" in question are pickles. And I'm sure we can agree that nausea doesn't really mean anything by itself.

But on top of that the next lines have Aiko joking to call 911. Girl this is Japan that is NOT their emergency number smh this fic is so unrealistic 😔

Ok I'll touch on these strange Tooru scenes shortly but I love how we include the last names of the FLATY5 even though they are not brought up in canon once. Last night I was reading the Light Novel chapter with the FLAT4 and there's literally a line where Doremi's like "wait I don't even know if the names they told us are their first names or their surnames. Who knows what their full names are?" But no, in the WAOF universe we have claimed Kounna Tooru.

"Wherever Tooru-kun's gone, that's where Leon-kun's at." Aiko hissed.

Idk why this is making me laugh lmao.

Right, onto the weird Tooru scenes. I was going through my old ffn messages with @pippelulu looking for something else entirely and did spot a few messages where we were like "hey the flat4 should totally realise Onpu's pregnant before anyone else" which is fine if there was like. reasoning behind it? We made Aiko a pixie in the last chapter, let the wizards have the power to read auras or something. But why does EVERYONE know except Onpu? Well actually, that's not true. Why do the Ojamajos, Tooru and Akatsuki know? This is so bizarre lol.

Why is Aiko shooting lasers out of her eyes now 😭.

I haven't even finished reading this scene of drunk Leon and Aiko and I'm already cringing with embarrassment. Yikes. But this is the time for me to question the story arc of those two in this chapter. Why was Aiko trying to kill Leon earlier and now she's willingly doing shots with him??

I'm not including the excerpt I'm too embarrassed but I fr stole a quote from THE BIG BANG THEORY in this chapter. Why did we write these characters getting drunk in the first place, we had never touched a drop of alcohol in our lives at that point.

My ONE attempt at questioning the continuity of this story was in the author's notes after PippElulu says LeAi are engaged. Bestie those two have barely spoken two nice words to each other.

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Ojamajo NEXT: The Lost Witch and the Island of Secrets

After hearing of the legend of Fukuyama’s Frog Stone, and of Doremi and her friends’ adventure to find it, Nozomi and co. wonder what happened to the weeping witch frog of the tale, that is, until Oyajide finds and brings in Kiku, a strange furisode-clad woman with tear-like markings on her face, who knows of the Magic World. As the group are trying to learn her past, a Chinese wizard, Chen Guanting, arrives searching for her. Majorika, whom the girls had put on a kimono in order to get closer to Kiku, is mistaken for her and spirited away in a majestic airship to the wizard’s island home in the Wizard World. Thus, Nozomi and her friends must team up with Majoayumu, FLAT4, Oyajide, and Kiku to rescue Majorika. Along the way, Kiku’s mysterious background is revealed.

It's just another day at the MAHO-Dou, until Oyajide arrives with a mysterious witch without a magic crystal. When the wizard Chen Guanting appears searching for this witch, guess who he accidentally kidnaps instead? Why, Majorika, of course, and the girls are forced to follow them to the Wizard World in order to save her.

Movie-exclusive main characters under the cut (SPOILERS!)

Majokiku

Mayuri’s mother from Secret of the Frog Stone. Upon failing to sacrifice herself to revive her daughter, which resulted in her crystal shattering, she fled into the forests of Fukuyama, where she stayed until the Curse of the Witch Frogs was lifted. After making her way back to civilization, she was shocked at how the world had changed. Many years of homeless wandering and more loneliness later, she is found by Oyajide and brought to the MAHO-Dou. Hardened by her ordeal, Majokiku is reluctant to open up to others, but as time passes, her icy exterior melts to the point where she is able to cry for the first time in years. In the end, Queen Hana makes her a new crystal, thus restoring her powers. She then marries Chen. The tears that she shed in the past have stained her face, but she washes off those facial markings in the aftermath.

Voiceclaim: Naomi Nagasawa (JP) P!nk (ENG)

English name: Kira

Chen Guanting

A Chinese-born wizard who lives on an island in the Wizard World. With a large number of little men in his servitude, he forces wizards and witches who have committed “atrocities” to toil in his fields. In the Edo period, he made a wedding vow to Majokiku, that he would wait patiently for the day that the Curse of the Witch Frogs would finally be lifted to elope with her. After that day passed, however, he was unable to find her, due to the loss of her crystal. Many years of searching later, he hears of her arrival at the MAHO-Dou, and heads there in his airship to sweep her off her feet, but accidentally captures Majorika instead. When he discovers his mistake, he decides to keep Majorika on his island in the form of an exotic bird for a while, knowing that Majokiku will come to him to save the other witch. In the end, his slaves revolt, he repents, and successfully marries Majokiku. 

Voiceclaim: Kenjiro Tsuda (JP) Jackie Chan (ENG)

English name: Lord Wang

The Ǎizi

Short in stature but fierce in numbers, the Ǎizi (矮子) serve Chen despite having free will. They assist in the capture of Majorika. In the end, they surrender along with Chen, and later officiate his and Majokiku’s wedding.

Voiceclaim: Mitsuo Yoshihara (JP) Markiplier (ENG)

English name: Midgets

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Chapter 5.

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Slay this means we wrote this in the same room!! Can't wait to see exactly how many more pregnancies we get in this chapter.

🫵🫵AURAS🫵🫵 MOMOKO IS VIEWING AURAS. I SAID THAT IN THE LAST POST. GIVE THAT SHIT TO THE FLAT4 GIVE THEIR RANDOM KNOWLEDGE MORE LORE. Also gotta appreciate @pippelulu actually explaining where her references come from.

Every scene inside the "FLATY5 Household" is just two seconds of insanity with no plot progression I swear.

But with that said... Akatsuki is out here picking his best man as if their wedding would ever actually get written.

Also why are half these lines written like a clickbait YouTube title.

me.

"Ai-chan has been acting really weird lately, since you had the privilege to mate with her!" Momoko said.

Odd sentence. No more to add.

I was about to question why Momoko knew that Leon and Aiko slept together but I guess if she's spotting extra auras??? that she just assumed. Was Leon coming to tell Aiko about it earlier? I am... so confused.

I'm currently rewatching Ojamajo Doremi and the steak gag is really getting old even though I'm only on Sharp #33, but whatever fucked up nonsensical steak gags we have going on here WORK.

[Doremi] was watching a camera installed on her computer, that went through to Aiko's bedroom, so, TECHNICALLY she isn't really minding her own business.

Are we just gonna... gloss over that?

Wait Leon DIDN'T know Aiko was pregnant? What happened to the wizards knowing before everyone else??? What was the deal with that LeAi scene earlier? Huh?

We put our whole ass into writing romance scenes between Leon and Aiko and just abandoned all the other couples lmao.

No, seriously. The closest we got to "lemons" was with those two fr. "Hormones" my ass.

Nothing confirms the fact that we just characterised Aiko as later seasons Piper from Charmed than us just giving her Piper's main power lmao. Also Momoko????

The in-text author's note before this shows I wrote this part. Wtf is this?

This ending scene is just... we have more or less established (or at the very least, implied) that each pairing is in an actual relationship, so why are we pulling the period drama "show the sex scene before the character winds up pregnant so you can clearly see how they got pregnant!" trope??? All I have to say about this YaMo scene is: "I am in need of sexual attention."

Right, onto chapter 6 now.

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