#wizarding world without Joanne
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First of all, must be said
Fuck Joanne Kate Rowling I hope she chokes on all the mold growing in her house
With that out of the way
I don't want any more Fantastic Beasts movies I want a TV series where Newt goes on his own Steve Irwin journey
Tina quits her Cop job and instead becomes a secret agent like she was always meant to be.
She has to travel the world on her missions and she just. Takes her nerd ass husband with her.
She's out saving the world
He's out pondering creatures
#Would this need heavy research and timeline adjusting? Yes#DO I CARE??? NO#it could be a modern AU#she's still a secret agent/vigilante/any other job that lets her kick ass James Bond style that isn't like.. evil#He's a Twitch streamer#The episodes are just his streams#CHAT INCLUDED#and she pops into the background sometimes#AND the overarching plot#is that slowly they're discovering that what they believed was 'the wizarding world' is literally just a cult#and the rest of the world literally just uses wandless magic#when they visit the large continents and discovered how small their schools are and how many magic practitioners there actually are#wizarding world#fuck jkr#wizarding world without Joanne#robert galbraith
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hey i don't mean to be mean or anything i'm just wondering about that marauders fans post.
how would a marauders fan art benefit jkr? how would a fanfic about gay and trans characters benefit her? i feel like it does her more harm that people think of her characters as queer. and i think most marauders fans already know not to buy her books or go to the wizarding world or watch the new show or whatever.
like when it comes to spending money everyone's careful to not support her except terfs and people support her ideology and whatnot.
i'm trying to think of how someone posting headcanons about these characters on tumblr can somehow benefit jkr
again, i don't want to come across as hateful or anything i'm genuinely trying to understand your point
thank you for asking this in good faith. i've been having trouble wording stuff lately, so apologies if this isn't as coherent as i'd like.
participating in the marauders fandom continues to benefit jkr simply because you cannot divorce the marauders from their larger context. the fandom may have turned the marauders into something more than glorified side characters, but they cannot exist without the framework of the harry potter universe which has bigotry baked into its very core. imagine we're all playing in a sandbox. marauders fans may be making beautiful sand castles and art with their own two hands, but they're using the sand toys that jkr left for them and the sandbox that they're playing in is in her backyard and in order to play you have to get your hand stamped by joanne personally.
it would be so easy for people to just....make their own ocs or switch to a different fandom. the marauders are hardly characters to begin with, but the inability to let go of a text which gives them basically nothing as characters ensures that the bloated corpse of the harry potter fandom continues shambling around long after it should have died.
and for the most part, the marauders are not relevant to normies. i think even if someone was a big fan of the books in middle school, but has moved on, they aren't going to think of the marauders beyond the characters we actually see on page. the prevailing cultural view of those characters in the context of how they were written is not "look at this cool and diverse friend group coming of age in the 70s and sticking it to the man" or w/e it's "those guys who were mostly in the background." most people do not think of these characters as queer because they aren't doing the mental labour of filling in jkr's world for her.
but because this fandom is so popular--it trends every other week, pinterest is filled with it, youtubers are making video essays on marauders fandom as a queer utopian reclamation of hp--jkr sees the continued relevance of people talking about her characters. she does not see the caveat that you are taking this character who is just a name on a page in some supplementary material and making her into a black lesbian (which is a whole other thing where ppl treat diverse headcanons as a "punishment" for bigoted authors in the same way that twitter libs will qtwt homophobes like "i hope your kids turn out to be gay" which is....not activism but anyway). she doesn't see desi james potter and gay trans boy remus lupin, she just sees the interaction between creator and consumer. she sees this as "people still care about the art i have made and must agree with my views". it makes her believe she still has an audience, which she definitely does unfortunately, which is why we're getting the series reboot and theme parks and merchandise for a piece of ip that peaked what? 15 years ago? i'm not looking that up
tl,dr in jkr's brain support of her work = support of her views
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Magnum Opus or Great Work: Alchemical Codes in "Harry Potter"
"I've never wanted to be a witch, but an alchemist, now that's a different matter. To invent this wizard world, I've learned a ridiculous amount about alchemy." JKR. By the way, it seems JKR never became an alchemist because you can't be that evil an alchemist, Joanne. Something went wrong.
The first part about Lily and James
Voldemort – an occult alchemist, Lucifer. Snape – a Seeker who chose the wrong Path. Dumbledore – Keeper of the Tower. Hermione – Hermes Trismegistus. Harry, Hermione and Ron – the three principles for creating the Philosopher's Stone.
Alchemy is the universal path of spiritual transformation. In a literal sense, universal, this code is practically everywhere–from ancient myths and the Bible to the philosophy of Nietzsche (though in his understanding) and Jung's books. Harry Potter himself is a complete alchemist's path, but there's also a well-displayed second path–the path of the occult alchemist.
True alchemy tells us that God is in everything, like a seed present in every person. Through alchemical transformation, a person can be reborn – and become golden, divine, immortal.
Many famous people were fascinated by these ideas – from Newton to Goethe, from Walter to Mozart. Yes, Walter and Mozart were freemasons, but freemasonry is built on the Magnum Opus, it's its foundation. Who has seen the opera The Magic Flute? A completely masonic opera: the surface layer was for the people, and the deeper layer – for the spiritual elite of that time. In this opera, the power of love transforms people and makes them divine. Oh, it seems to resemble Harry Potter, hehe... Harry Potter also has two layers – one as a fairytale about a wizard for teenagers, the other – for those who can "feel" the symbols, even without knowing them.
Each symbol can be interpreted in several ways, that's the complexity of alchemical symbolism. For example, Albus Dumbledore. He symbolizes (in JKR's own words) Spirit ( he's white), and Rubeus Hagrid – Soul (red) – and they're both like two fatherly figures for Harry, distant and warm, judicious and understanding. But all this is at the character level. Dumbledore has other meanings – much more important ones. As I've said before, the symbolic level and the character level are different levels. In interpreting symbols, you don't need to interpret every line, you need to take the context as a whole. Characters operate on one level, symbols – on another.
So, alchemy is an extension of the universal idea – to be reborn, you need to "die." Like Jesus died on the cross, Orpheus on the banks of the River Gebre, and Osiris in the coffin prepared by Typhon, in alchemy, until all the elements (parts of the old personality) die, the work cannot be completed.
The stages of this alchemical process can be traced in the lives of almost all world "heroes" and in the mythology and legends of many cultures. This is a universal code.
“Very truly I tell you, no one can see the kingdom of God unless they are born again” John 3:3
Alchemy proclaims that without decomposition, the Great Work cannot be accomplished.
The past Self dies on the cross and in the retorts and becomes black during decomposition. The new Self rises from hell, like a phoenix. The phoenix is a pure alchemical symbol.

This is the creation of the Philosopher's Stone.
It is symbolically described in "The Chymical Wedding of Christian Rosenkreutz". The book presents an allegorical story divided into "Seven Days" or "Seven Journeys," which tells how its author, Christian Rosenkreutz, was invited to a castle full of wonders to help with the "Chymical Wedding" of the king and queen. Harry also receives a letter in a storm (like Rosenkreutz) and goes to the castle for 7 years, chooses one of the four paths (Gryffindor), and so on.
Alchemists called the creation of the Philosopher's Stone the Great Work – Opus Magnum. This process consisted of three stages: decomposition (nigredo), rebirth (albedo), and final perfection (rubedo). Each of these stages corresponded to a specific colour: black, white and red.

Nigredo. Albedo. Rubedo.
In Harry Potter, these stages correspond to Sirius Black, Albus (white) Dumbledore, and Rubeus (red) Hagrid. The end of each stage is marked by their death. In the seventh book, it's Hagrid who carries the "dead" Harry.
There is a fundamental difference between "true alchemists" and "occult alchemist."
Tom Riddle is an occult alchemist. For him, the Great Work is also self-creation, but what kind? For him, it is complete mastery of his abilities and his future, and especially the complete liberation of his will.
Tom is a will, but his will not submissive to the will of God. It's a Luciferian will. The will of a fallen angel who began to oppose his own free will to the influence of Divine Love-Light. Instead, he sought and loved his own power outside Divinity, in himself.
"Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven" John Milton, "Paradise Lost"

Baphomet, or the Sabbatic Goat, drawing by Eliphas Levi, on its hands are inscriptions "Solve et Coagula." This is an alchemical principle. JKR, by the way, also has such a tattoo.
In occultism, it is believed that magic is control of one's will, and a will can control matter. After all, what did his followers choose for their motto? Magic is Might. Harry never defeated Voldemort with such magic. Because he doesn't need it.
What does Tom boast about? Tom boasts that he has mastered the deepest depths of dark magic. He went so far in it as no one before. Dark magic requires an iron will, and Tom achieved incredible heights in it. He even achieved immortality in this material universe, literally cursing his soul! Only Tom doesn't understand that Dumbledore (a true alchemist) is not interested in all this. Because true immortality is not there. True transformation is not there. Because their paths are completely different – Dumbledore is going to the "God and divine immortality," and Tom is going to "material immortality."
In general, fans of occult alchemy, the Left-Hand Path, and Nietzschean philosophy probably consider Tom a much more interesting character because here he is – the king of matter, a man of incredible will and strength who destroys the slave Christian morality and proclaims that God is dead, long live the Übermensch (homo superior)! (Nietzsche would have been proud of him…) By the way, Bellatrix is most likely symbolically – Lilith, Adam's first wife according to Kabbalistic apocrypha, who rebelled against Adam. God created them equal, and Adam wanted to have power over Lilith... In short, Lilith is the first feminist in human history, hehe.

The Fallen Angel by Alexandre Cabanel. Lilith.
In short, Tom Riddle is such an adept of broken alchemy. Where Tom is his own personal will, Harry is Faith and the will of the Spirit. Harry is also very strong-willed, but his will is different, it's not individualistic. It's a will of sacrifice, a will of love, a will of mercy, a will of trust. The main theme of the seventh book is a crisis of faith. And what kind of will does one need to show to continue the quest for Horcruxes and not go for the Deathly Hallows? Simply put, the will of Harry and Tom is completely different.
And Tom will never understand this. He's an individualist. He's a Nietzschean Übermensch. He's reached the limits of human capabilities. But for what? From dust you are and to dust you shall return, Tom...
Severus Snape — a Seaker who chose the wrong Path
And Snape, by the way, initially turns away from Lily (Lily is love of God, represented in the world). Because he's obsessed with becoming dark magic, his ego and desire for secret knowledge and being proud are very great.
Btw, Lily is a mudblood. In the sense that God is not in shining beautiful armor. This is Lucifer's mask – to be pure, to shine, to sparkle. But the real God can be found by seeking, under the feet of the poorest and "dirtiest" person. After all, for God, everyone is equal. It's the Devil who divides.
And pure-bloods, for example, the Blacks, are "false purity." Luciferian purity. Material purity, purity of shining gold. It's division. And where there's division – there's the Devil.
In short, Snape turns away from Lily because this path is difficult, he doesn't understand how to approach her, he already uses dark magic, has a lot of knowledge, and delves into various secrets, and shows what "bad" paths other seekers (the Marauders) take... (The seeker is not my term, it's from the Rosicrucian manifesto, alchemists call themselves seekers) But Lily still refuses to unite Spirit and Soul. And he calls her a "mudblood," insulting her. For Lily, this is a sign that this soul is almost lost. And there's no sincere regret in him when he asks for forgiveness. He asks her to forgive him, but his soul is still on the old Path. Lily isn't angry with him, it's not about anger or offense. Snape's soul is almost lost at this moment, closed to the divine spark and love. After all, for love to enter your heart, you first need to open yourself to it.
Only when Snape sees true face of Tom's "alchemy," in which Tom is ready to kill Love, the divine spark, essentially kill God in the souls of all people, then Snape, as a real Seeker, realizes that he's going the wrong way... And he runs to the main Alchemist, Dumbledore, to ask to preserve this love, this manifestation of God on earth.
But you can't preserve it without preserving the seeker of the right Path in your soul (James) and without preserving the possibility of the emergence of the transformed soul (Harry).
This is a very important moment, not only because you can't kill people in principle. Dumbledore literally tells him that you can't save love of God, the divine spark in your soul, if you kill in yourself the one who reaches out to God (the deer) and if you kill the POSSIBILITY of becoming this new transformed soul (Harry).
For Snape, this becomes a turning point, and he decides to switch sides to true alchemy. Dumbledore asks in return for Snape's soul, but not in the sense that the Devil demands it, he asks for loyalty to the Path. Below I'll explain the symbolism of Dumbledore and what he means in terms of alchemical symbolism (I don’t think he is God).
Snape becomes loyal to Dumbledore. But Lily is killed, as is James. The world, despite the fact that Voldemort temporarily goes into hibernation (and the Savior is alive), plunges into despair. Sirius (as a divine symbol of light) is in captivity, Remus (a symbol of a seeker with a "good but not brave" soul) is somewhere wandering the world, and Harry lives very poorly with the Dursleys... Harry doesn't know any God, and the seeker in him is also "dead". And Voldemort will soon rise again, he's just gathering strength.
Harry's path is the path of returning to God through Mother of God (Theotokos). Because it is Mother of God who is the true Spirit. That's why he meets Lily only at the end of the seventh book, when he's almost completed the alchemical transformation. For Christians, this is heresy, but for alchemists, it's not. The Son and Mother of God are one whole. The Virgin Mary is part of the Trinity, because only through the spiritual unity of the Mother and the Son is the salvation of humanity possible.
And who does he meet her through? Through Snape. Who dedicated his entire life to transforming his Soul, merging it with the Spirit, ultimately coming to God.
He spent his whole life hating James, as a Seeker of a different kind, not like him—Snape always leaned a bit towards Nietzschean stories. And James always hated Dark Magic and all dark things (although this doesn't make the souls of this type much better, they can also be egocentric). Snape teaches Potions, he knows how to bottle up Love, Death and Luck... So much power, so much pride in this...
Recently, I reposted a very interesting post. Snape wanted to recover his soul, because he was guilty of Lily's death. A very beautiful meta, but I see a bit different alchemical meaning. His soul is broken not only because Lily partly died because of him. His soul is broken overall because of the Path he chose - that of an occult alchemist, and he remains a "spy" to the end of his days, playing two roles, constantly "here and there". He dies at the hands of his former master.
Snape takes Lily's letter because he needs Lily's love (like people wear crosses), while there isn't enough understanding of where to go (Dumbledore is already dead)
Snape always yearned for Lily. And Dumbledore asks for us, the readers: "After all this time?" And Snape answers for us "Always." You must love God always. And that is salvation for the soul.
In general, Snape only understands towards the end that you cannot love Lily without Harry and even James. Only one Path leads to Lily - the same as James’s path. The path of Ego, pride, thirst for power, secret knowledge, occultism, malice, hatred must finally dissolve. Snape fully exposes himself to Harry, although he shouldn't have (he should only pass on information about death), revealing the good (and the bad) that he always hid. His revelation to him speaks of his complete acceptance. He shows him his soul, literally bowing his head to him - here I am, here is my soul, in some things I have no excuse, sometimes I have justification, but I've been seeking God, seeking love all my life.
Will you accept my wounded soul?
This is confession. The realest confession.
And Harry accepts. Of course, Harry accepts. He looks at him with Lily's eyes.
Because no matter how "bad" you are, if you truly love God in your soul, if you truly seek Him, there will always be a place for you in the City of God. Snape is the constantly replayed plot of the Prodigal Son's return.
At this moment, all the "black" in Snape dies – the nigredo. Tears - the white stage, purification – the albedo stage, purification. Blood – naturally, the red stage. The alchemical transformation for Snape is complete.

(But geniuses from TikTok will still say that Harry shouldn't have named his son Albus Severus, because Snape was baaaad. Ofc he was bad sometimes, that's the point!)
Dumbledore is the embodied Path and Plan
As I mentioned before, Dumbledore asks for Snape's soul in return, but not in the sense that the Devil demands it, he asks for loyalty to the alchemical Path.
Dumbledore, as an alchemist, besides embodying the completion of the albedo stage for Harry with his death, is also the embodied Path. Dumbledore is the highest Guardian of the Tower, who watches over the Paths of others, he is the Man of Spirit, he is the Principle, he is the Master. What is the difference between Dumbledore and Lily? Lily is a more important symbol, she is like pure divine power, God = love, as in what all souls dissolve. Dumbledore, on the other hand, is the Guardian of the Path through which everyone must pass. In short, Lily is the answer to the question "where", and Dumbledore is the "how". And Dumbledore is just a man who also underwent his alchemical transformation and who can also succumb to temptation. But Dumbledore is not GOD, imo. To personify God in a book is too much (even for me, although I’m not religious at all). I don’t like the idea of him being God and... really, where? God is transcendent and pure divine love emanates from Lily that’s why she almost an empty canvas. Dumbledore is a principle. He is the answer to the question "HOW". That's why he asks to believe in him, believe in the ALCHEMICAL PATH AND PLAN. FOLLOW THIS PLAN TO THE END. Ascend the tower, as I once ascended it. After all, he lives up there in the tower. He observes.
For Snape, Dumbledore is so important because Dumbledore is the Path, a new Path that he did not have. And Dumbledore's death is so important for everyone because now no one points them towards the Path. But they must find this Path within themselves. Because the answers are inside them. You cannot become a true Alchemist if you constantly rely on external help. It's time to see the Path independently.
"You must kill me."
There was a long silence, broken only by an odd clicking noise. Fawkes the phoenix was gnawing a bit of cuttlebone. (HP and DH)
After Dumbledore says that Snape must kill him, there is silence and a very clear symbol - the phoenix and the bone. It's time for their souls to go independently, to eat away all the old to come to rebirth. Meanwhile, they also need to save Draco, who, by "Lucifer's" order, is about to kill the Path (although you can't outplay God's plan...). And then Dumbledore reveals that Harry must die.
This shocks Snape. Like any alchemist on the Path. How so, to die? After all, we all do everything to become closer to God, to immortality, and you say – just die? What kind of Path is this?
"I thought…all these years…that we were protecting him for her. For Lily.”
After all, we were protecting Harry for Lily, because as I've already said, only through the spiritual unity of the Mother and the Son is the salvation of humanity possible. Snape is protecting the son for the mother, and Dumbledore wants to kill him? For what?
Simply put, Snape doesn't understand that no one can save Harry until he dies and is reborn. It's painful, but all heroes go through this path for rebirth.
Dumbledore knows that there is a "seed" of "evil" in Harry, as in any of us. After the fall, we all carry Luciferian part within us. This is the last thing that must die in Harry, and he himself must die for it.
No one promised that the path of the alchemist would be easy. It's understandable why not everyone loves Dumbledore, he seems too cold and manipulative, but there is no other way for Harry on the symbolic level.
The Great Work
There are three stages of the Great Work: decomposition (nigredo), purification (albedo) and ultimate perfection (rubedo). These stages for Harry culminate in the deaths of Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, and his own death, where he is carried out of the forest by Rubeus Hagrid.

And the result of his alchemical work should be Rebis — essentially the alchemical philosopher's stone, an androgynous being. In the collection of dialogues attributed to Hermes Trismegistus, God is depicted as androgynous. (Hermes Trismegistus is essentially the one who created the corpus of Hermetic texts).
Rebis is the unity of opposites. Day and night, Man and Woman, Good and Evil, Light and Darkness. All is one. There is no division. The wholeness of God. After the fall, we are all divided. And after the alchemical transformation, we can finally become whole and find ourselves and God.
In the form of merged men and women, sometimes depicted as the Virgin Mary and Christ, because They are one whole. As I have already said, for many alchemists, the Virgin Mary is part of the Trinity because only through the spiritual unity of the Mother and the Son was the redemption of original sin made possible. As I have already said, although Harry suffers more for James (his father turned out not to be as ideal as he thought), Lily is the main symbol in "Harry Potter".

The Nigredo stage literally means "blackness" - it signifies complete breakdown, decay, descent into the underworld, the trance of grief. It's a descent into the deepest fears, disbelief, denial, loss of self, anger, aggression. And through this - a return to the prima materia. This is what happens to Harry, "The Order of the Phoenix" is a very dark and depressing book, and with Sirius's death, this stage for Harry is completed. Sirius himself also undergoes transformations, but about this in the next part. The nigredo stage, during which a person's ego dissolves, is agonizing but necessary for further development. After the "I" meets its "shadow" and disintegrates into parts, it will need to be purified and recreated.
Albedo ("whiteness") symbolizes purification, transition to another world, change of life priorities, awakening, enlightenment. In alchemy, the transition from nigredo to albedo is achieved through the process of washing. The whole sixth book is misty, "white", "wet". "Washing" (albutio, baptisma) directly leads to whiteness (albedo). Purification. It's also silver, a lunar state. In Harry Potter, there is a character named Luna, which means moon in Latin. In different parts of the books, Luna also symbolizes this stage. With Dumbledore's death this stage for Harry completed.
Rubedo ("redness") - the final stage of the alchemical Great Work. The alchemist must establish a kind of sacrificial relationship with his inner essence. At the final stage, the so-called "alchemical marriage" takes place: the marriage of the Red King and the White Queen - Soul and Spirit. Harry (soul) and Lily (spirit) are united. With Hagrid carrying Harry this stage for Harry completed.
Bu the way, the Golden Snitch is an alchemical symbol also.
Firstly, Harry's position is called the Seeker. Alchemists also called themselves that. Secondly, the winged disc is a very ancient symbol, meaning the sun (God) and immortality.

The Snitch reveals to him the Resurrection Stone, and Harry "encounters" his main symbols, but the main one is Lily. It is her he asks not to leave him.
Harry's death here is read by everyone as the well-known plot of Christ's crucifixion. The path to this death is also a reference to the agony of Jesus in the Garden of Gethsemane before the Crucifixion. After all, Harry also wanted to end up somewhere, but Hogwarts is his home, and he accepts his fate.
My Father! all things are possible for Thee: take this cup of suffering away from me: and yet not what I desire, but what Thou desirest. Mark 14:36
He wanted to be stopped, to be dragged back, to be sent back home... But he was home.

Lily's Eyes
To be honest, I can assume that her green eyes was chosen at random. But what if they weren't? Her green eyes may seem illogical, as this is the colour of the snake, the colour of Slytherin, the colour of evil. But this is the occult Luciferian snake, the erroneous snake. Originally, green also dates back to Hermes Trismegistus – the god who gave the knowledge of alchemy. The most famous of the old hermetic-alchemical texts is inscribed on the "Emerald Tablet". According to legend, this document was left by Hermes Trismegistus on a plate of emerald in an Egyptian temple.
"The Emerald Tablet" is very important for alchemists." According to legend, a large emerald fell to the earth from Lucifer's head when he was cast out of heaven. From the same emerald that fell from the crown of the fallen Lucifer, angels made the Holy Grail (which is also the philosopher's stone, and the Snitch...). Emerald is a sacred green stone, and the heavenly divine world - the homeland of the emerald - a precious stone in which information about the heavenly homeland is encoded.
There is also the Ouroboros - a snake that devours its own tail - a symbol of infinity and immortality.
And the Snitch, which is a reflection of Hermes Trismegistus' staff (which has two battling snakes - two opposites, Spirit and Soul, Good and Evil and so on, and Hermes establishes unity between them with his staff).

Occultists, of course, interpret these symbols in their own way.
Hermione is Hermes Trismegistus. Mercury. Ron — Sulphur. Harry— Salt.
Hermione (Ἑρμιόνη [hermi. ónɛː]) is a feminine given name derived from the Greek messenger god Hermes. As I said, Hermes Trismegistus is the main figure of Hermetic teaching, he is also the one who predicted the coming of the Savior (traditional Christianity should not be confused with Gnostic teachings, the Church has always been against Gnosticism). In addition, Hermes is Mercury, and that is knowledge. Hermes Trismegistus shares "secret knowledge" with the world, which forms the basis of many Gnostic directions - from alchemy to Kabbalah.
Hermione is a little alchemist, she shares knowledge. It is Hermione who insists on complete trust in Dumbledore, it is Hermione who often leads Harry in the right direction when Dumbledore is not around. It is through Dumbledore and Hermione that "moral lessons" are often sounded, which often seem completely out of place. Like when Dumbledore says that James would forgive Peter. At that moment, I always want to say, "Are you out of your mind?!" although I understand that it is described on a symbolic, not personal level.

Mercury (Hermione), Sulphur (Ron), and Salt (Harry) were necessary in the alchemical transformation and were the main components. To create the philosopher's stone, all three elements had to be combined, and Harry is next to them throughout all the books.
Both Hermione and Ron are equally important in Harry's development.

Mercury is the more fluid primary principle, more rational, the feminine principle, while Sulphur is dynamic, expansive, unstable, acidic, unifying, masculine, paternal, and fiery principle. Sulphur is emotional, it is desire and passionate impulse that motivates life. Sulphur is desire. And according to Jung's reflections, it can also be foul and dangerous. Complete transmutation depends on the correct application of this variable principle. Sulphur must be of quality for transmutation to occur. And Ron achieves this quality.
Also, in mystical alchemy, Sulphur is crystallized inspiration of Mercury (Mercury).
Mercury and Sulphur are simultaneously antagonists, like the male and female elements, but at the same time Sulphur is crystallized Mercury.
So I have always been and will always be for Romione! Hehe. They were made for each other!
And as for Salt - that's Harry. It's the body. Sometimes it is called earth and body, salt is the essential body (corpus).
Alchemists say that salt was the first substance created by fire, emanating from God. In salt, all creation is concentrated, in salt the beginning and the end of all things.
Salt is associated with the ultimate elevation of matter - with matter that has acquired consciousness, achieved through the unity of opposites, including the unity of fire and water, the unity of what is above and what is below. Salt is the ultimate Philosopher's Stone, representing transcendence and ultimate knowledge.
Thus, salt symbolizes consciousness (thoughts, feelings, material, etc.), which must be elevated through alchemical processes of dissolution and recrystallization. Well, that's Harry himself.
Just love this stupid moment
Well, that's it, I think I've said everything, and from the next part, we can move on to the Marauders themselves :D
#i'm wondering if anyone but me is even interested in this at all#harry potter meta#harry potter#hermione granger#ron weasley#pro ron weasley#rubeus hagrid#pro severus snape#pro albus dumbledore#pro romione#hp meta#severus snape meta#lily evans#tom riddle#voldemort#tom riddle meta#bellatrix lestrange
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Welcome to my Blog!
Hi! I'm Arlow, I use it/he pronouns, and I'm trans (as you might've guessed from my @.)
I'm a marauders fan, but would like to make it clear I think Terf-K Rowling is a bad person, with bad opinions, and I also believe that these bad opinions are deeply ingrained in her works. In running a marauders blog, I want to take back something Joanne has built her name and fame on; Harry Potter. Making her charaters trans, and having 'fuck JKR' in a bio isn't enough for me, though, and it shouldn't be enough for you either! Stop supporting her works (buying them directly, watching them in the theaters etc.), stop going to HP world, stop buying official merch.
I'm in the US right now and it's an extremely scary time. If you actively contribute to her works you are giving her money that she reportedly donates to anti trans organizations, and those organizations then make other places less safe for people like me.
That being said, I'm a multishipper, and enjoy a lot of queer ships (rosekiller, wolfstar, bitchkiller, quillkiller, moonrosekiller, bartylus, and jegulus, just to name a few), and a lot of them involve Death Eaters. I know there is a lot of discourse around that in the fandom, and to that I say; it's not that deep. It truly isn't. Me thinking two wizards kissing isn't pushing some sort of narrative, or harming anyone. Death Eaters are fictional characters, I think comparing them to nazis is insensitive because there are real people effected by Hitler and his comrades and the Holocaust, whereas nobody was hurt by Barty Crouch Jr or Severus Snape because he isn't real.
All of that out of the way, my OTPs are Rosekiller, Wolfstar, Pandalily and Quillkiller. I don't hate Jegulus but it's not my favorite. My favorite fic as of now is a split between Way Down We Go (a Drarry/Harco fic) and To the Boy Who... (a jegulus fic). I also write fics on Ao3 and mostly just babble about my random fandom thoughts on here.
I also occasionally get political. I'm an anarchist. I support all civil rights, I think trans people should have acess to gender affirming care. I'm pro reparations, and anti AI. I hate capitalism but will admit I don't have all the answers to another type of system. If you can't get behind that, the block button is always open.
Without further ado, please enjoy my rambling!
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Well. This just became one of the most telling lines of dialogue John Lithgow has delivered…
There is no world where you can agree to be a part of the wizard boy franchise going forward without saying that the views spewed by Joanne are okay with you. And in this environment, that is saying exactly what that gif says.
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Hashtag Soulmates
Alex is perfect and handsome, the golden boy, everybody’s secret crush. So there is absolutely no way that he is the reader who screeches in caps lock every time that Henry posts as much as a drabble. There’s no way. Except Alex just closed his browser fast as fucking lightning, but not before Henry had gotten a good glimpse of the page Alex had open: AO3. ‘Don't Stop Me Now’, Henry’s current wip. The one that Henry literally just updated.
Sweet Jesus. Could it really be?
I love fanfiction. I probably love fanfiction more than I love anything else. When I started to write 'Hashtag Soulmates,' I wanted to write something that tapped into all of that, something with fandom as the setting and fanfiction right at the heart of it. I didn’t actually have much of a plan (to center each chapter around a fic trope was something I decided on a whim for chapter two), but it felt very in character to have Henry be a passionate fic writer, and it seemed fun to have Alex be both someone Henry knew in real life and someone who was reading Henry’s work.
My favourite part of writing and posting this fic has been hearing how readers relate to it. So many people have talked to me about how much Henry’s journey resonated with them, and all the ways this story made them feel seen. I absolutely love all the conversations I've gotten to have through this fic, and how much that's made me think about fandom and its role in all our lives, the good and the bad of it and how I wouldn’t be the same person without it. 'Hashtag Soulmates' will always be special to me, because fandom is so incredibly special to me.
Below the cut is an excerpt from the fic that's from chapter one: it’s where we get to know about Henry’s day-to-day life as a prolific Jabriel fic writer. (Jabriel - James and Gabriel. I made up a fake ship based on Alex and Henry - see what I did there with the middle names? - so that they could effectively ship themselves. Simple, right?) Please enjoy this little window into Henry’s daily fic writing habits!
Henry is a respectable member of society.
He's worked as a copywriter for six years now. Most of his colleagues seem to like him well enough, although he's pretty sure that they all think of him as somewhat reserved. Still, he's entirely capable of navigating the office gossip by the water cooler and he tags along to the bi-weekly pub quiz gatherings often enough to actually keep getting invited. He’s sociable, polite and occasionally even funny. And he’s good at his job. That goes a surprisingly long way.
When Henry comes home from a day at the office or a night out at the pub, he curls up on the couch with his laptop and a cup of Earl Grey, and he writes. He writes about young men falling in love and subsequently falling in bed. He writes about kissing, and touching, and being kissed and being touched, about desire and desperation and sweet, sweet release.
Some of it he pulls from memory, but most of it is pure fantasy. Although it's not a wishlist, exactly. Henry is happily single for the most part, and the sex he writes isn't necessarily the sex he wants to have. It's more along the lines of very elaborate, often impossible daydreams, except Henry captures them on the page, edits them furiously and gets thousands of hits when he publishes them. All in a day's work.
Henry’s best friend, PezLikeTheSweets, lives in New Zealand. Pez has beta read every single one of Henry's fics for the past decade. They'd first connected back when Henry still wrote Wolfstar fics, except it wasn’t actually called Wolfstar back then, although the whole wizarding world has since lost its appeal to Henry either way. Fucking Joanne.
These days Henry writes about Simon and Baz, and those sweet Swedish teen gay royals, but his current main ship is definitely Gabriel and James. And he’s not alone in that. The scorchingly hot romance between a civil rights lawyer and a queer historian has been on the New York Times Bestseller list for months. There’s a movie in the works and a rumoured sequel, but in the meantime a lot of people are looking to get their Jabriel fix from fanfic. A lot of people. And Henry somehow managed to churn out his first few oneshots just in time to hit that elusive sweet spot in a fandom on the rise. Everyone read them. And now, whenever Henry posts a new story, everyone reads that too.
Read 'Hashtag Soulmates' on AO3!
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Hi! I was wondering if anyone had any good recommendations where the house elves are almost main characters? I love when they are sassy and have minds of their own!! Thank you!
House Elf Shenanigans by takemeon - T one-shot - Master Draco was useless with girls it seemed because he let her leave without so much as a hint of his interest towards her. It was after the third such visit that Mibney began to intervene. He was her master, and it was her duty to ensure he was cared for in all things, even in love.
Please Don’t Go, Granger by TrulyMadlySeverusly - K, 5 chapters - Dobby is fed up with Draco Malfoy’s lies. When he slips Draco some veritaserum just before the Yule Ball, things take a VERY unexpected turn. (AU)
Chocolat by mooncarrotpie - T, 4 chapters - Draco flees the Wizarding World at the end of the War. But has he really found peace - or will a mysterious chocolaterie, its owner, and Draco’s two incorrigible house-elves change that? Based on Joanne Harris’ Chocolat.
Behind the Ticklish Pear by dramionelurver - G, one-shot - Frannie is just a House Elf who, quite frankly, despised the Crazy Hat Girl. That is, until one fateful night when the frizzy-haired witch decided to visit the kitchens to bake a cake. The fun part was when that Malfoy boy came along…
Title:An Illustrated Guide to Torturing House-Elves Author:Captainraychill Rating:MA Genre(s):Fluff, Humor, Romance Chapters: 1 Word Count:11,173 Summary: Driven mad with desire by Hermione Granger’s unseemly Muggle sundresses, Draco Malfoy decides to torture his house-elves. Yes, that should bring her running. And Bon Bon is the perfect elf for the job.
The Best Laid Plans… by ningloreth - M, one-shot - Give your house-elves an inch of freedom and some of them will take a mile. Luckily, this house-elf has a heart of gold…
Title:Behind the Ticklish Pear Author: DramioneLurver Rating: K Genre(s): Humor, Romance Chapters: 1 Word Count: 7,262 Summary: Frannie is just a House Elf who, quite frankly, despised the Crazy Hat Girl. That is, until one fateful night when the frizzy-haired witch decided to visit the kitchens to bake a cake. The fun part was when that Malfoy boy came along…
Title:Maffy the Grumpy House-Elf Author: pokeystar Rating: T Genre(s): Drama, Fluff, Humor, Romance Chapters: 1 Word Count: 7,833 Summary: “As the Deputy Chief Representative for the Council for House-Elf Welfare,” she replied, sharpening her quill. “I must inform you that curtailing an elf’s natural state is prohibited under current Ministry law.”
-Lisa
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dec 17
I mean look up Roman Stripe, Around the World, and the lovely things the Seminole people make and know a lot of that shit was done by hand. Last winter at the crap shack I got started on a hand sewn Around the World because I was bored and all my fabric was in storage because we were moving.
The plans I have for the roses are like 4-5 of 10" rectangles per row so honestly the more annoying thing will be all the tiny seems. I bought Kona cotton for it and I'm not taking a risk on any sewing machine I touch fucking that up.
There's no one thing that seems to embody the sewing machine curse. I hadn't used one for years. I bought a basic mender so no computer or fancy stitches, just a couple of dials. Our first few sessions together involved test drives and getting to know each other. I used good thread. All it had to do was sew strait seems on cotton fabric.
Unless every god damn sewing machine, from one that served other family members well for years to brand new ones out of the box, was a lemon it has to be a curse and the universe telling me not to use one. So I accept.
If I hadn't bought it on sale/with coupons the fabric for the one project would have cost more than the mender, which I bought on sale.
On the other hand if you are considering a sewing machine to do basic stitches but don't want to pay much I would suggest getting a simple little mending machine. For the five minutes it did work it worked well and did exactly what I need.
Might go out today and consider replacing some of the fabric, the machine fucked up two projects beyond saving, but not in strips or for strips. Again last year I bought some of the Joann's standard Xmas fabric, I had put together a nice set with pine trees, cones, gingerbread houses to go with some squirrel fabric I have, but I tried to make strips without a rotary cutter.
And the strip making did work, get y'all some tailor's chalk, and after months putting them in order I felt ready to try and make a bargello.
Making a bargello is something else the universe does not want me doing and I accept.
Hand made feathered Mariner's Compass with flying geese it is.
Just kidding, altho that would be a good use for the "wizard's castle" scraps.
If I feel the need to sew the squares need quilting, the attic windows need the ribbon put on the seems to hide that they're off alignment ever so slightly (thanks sewing machine), and I have roses and kona strips to cut.
I also have the same Timeless Treasures roses, sans the leaves, along with some extra prints and remnants as they turn up to use on something else.
Meanwhile if anyone comes over IRL I'm having a $1 a patch sale for the big ones, figure something out for the small ones, will trade pre cut patches for labor if you put the roses and kona black together for me.
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The Narrow Door - Joanne Harris
Not so different after all. Years and years after reading the first two, I’m reading the third in the St Oswald’s trilogy. This one seems to capture more of the magic that I usually feel is absent from her books set in England; they have a more practical tone. Maybe it’s that I know the characters well now.
It’s set in an Independent Boys School which recently invited in girls. Being the third book, there are lots of threads to follow. I went to exactly that type of school, as a girl, and it was fantastic, but the existence of girls in the school is far more marginal in the book than they were in my life. Women on school staff are more of a focus.
The main thread is the disappearance of the headteacher’s brother thirty-odd years before, at a rival school, and the story she tells around it.
Of the three, the misogyny theme really kicks up in this one. Straitley is not a misogynist himself, but he forgives it in others. Archaic practises are highlighted and views of women are shallow and unexamined. One of the two points of view (Straitley being one) is a successful woman - the headteacher - who has really had enough of having to justify herself. I do enjoy how he calls her Headmaster, which invokes a conversation we’ve had in my household - why can’t a woman be a Master? It’s a statement of qualification without an exact female equivalent, like wizard or warlock.
The Queer discourse continues.
Classics is not obsolete. Classics is vital and understanding Latin and Greek is one of the privileges of the privately educated, a central privilege. State schools should be teaching Classics to narrow the gap. Anyone who thinks Classics is useless either has no grasp on the languages or has never reflected on how useful it’s been to them.
The parts are named after the rivers to Hades. I love it.
I’ve read the first two before but not for a while, so I started at the beginning with Gentlemen and Players. My thoughts on those are beneath the cut.
An elegant whodunnit, based around worship of the privileged turning to deep-seated resentment of the privileged. Set in an independent day school (I always thought it was a boarding school and even in the middle of reading the books, I still feel like it’s a boarding school), the POV is split between the unidentified one what dun it and an acute-minded, likeable sixty-five year old Classics master called Roy Straitley.
It makes me glad that I did read this, just after Broken Light. The same ideas are growing in there, but growing in a world that isn’t fertile enough yet.
I always like teacher perspectives in books, even if they’re inaccurate, even if they’re, as in this book, wildly different from my inner-London primary expertise. I know from friends that teaching is teaching is teaching and the behaviour challenges you meet in LEA Early Years are awfully similar to those you meet in Public School Y11. I think I might like books that swap perspectives too, although I’m not 100% sure about that.
It’s set in 2004 and Working Together to Safeguard Children had turned up at that point but I was at school then and for some time after and I know that at least independent schools didn’t hurry to comply.
Drinking at lunchtime is pretty unusual for a teacher now, as far as I’m aware. A sackable offence in some schools, although I don’t think in mine. Teachers not much older than me are shocked at their previous Friday lunchtime behaviour. As soon as the kids are out of the door, what we do is our own business and bringing a bottle of wine to a long cutting and sticking session is a great thing to do, but I think drinking while they’re there has gone out.
One thing: no way in HELL any school in England would allow their alumni to be nicknamed “Ozzies”. We have too much respect for the spirit of the game.
Different Class
Back in St Oswalds, a pretty original plotline focussing on religious trauma, bereavement, mental illness, homophobia, the culture of disrespect towards experts that Michael Gove either initiated or identified before going on to treat experts with plenty of respect by all accounts. The manipulation of vulnerable children. Is a monster born or made?
Again I’m primarily interested in the school. I’m surprised there’s reference to ‘possible police checks’ for staff, as I would have thought the Soham murders SCR would have happened by then. 2005 was so long ago - apparently the New Head doesn’t have a Friends Reunited OR a MySpace account.
Straitley is an interesting character - I’m not easily seduced by tradition myself and I found his attachment to it a bit wearing at first. But then later on, he raises his standard for a friend of his with very progressive ideas and my perspective of him changed: not necessarily someone who is anti-progress but someone with a thirty-odd year career who can tell the difference between jobsworthy flimsiness and genuine positive change. You have to assume that his views are character views rather than author points, otherwise it becomes a distasteful read.
I do identify with him, as a teacher who loves teaching and hates admin. He is generally as joyful in his profession as I am (very) and his edges of bitterness also resemble mine. Those who don’t like teaching enough to stay in the classroom and instead ascend to SLT do tend to love a document. I detest children being given physical rewards for expected learning, as though they are doing it for us - in no small part because I have a sneaking suspicion that in schools where rewards play a big part, the children are indeed the product rather than the customer. I agree that forced conformity, aside from not benefitting anyone, is a distraction from effective learning and if your behaviour management depends on tucked-in shirts and being addressed as ‘sir’, you have no behaviour management at all.
Queerness is a focus, and the religious bullying thereof. It’s relevant to the recent backslide in some states in the US. I must have read this more recently than I thought, because not only is it highlighted, it’s highlighted in pink, so I must have been at least 25. Some of the queer-related things I highlighted are interesting to me now, in the sense that I’m surprised they were of interest to me then. Some of the things I hadn’t highlighted surprise me too, such as the egregious anti-tolerance arguments which seem mostly very tired now, easily debunked. My internal discourse must have been at a less sophisticated stage than I think of it as being.
Although the false reporting is portrayed as an act of aggression against Queerness, I don’t like how often false reporting of sexual assault comes up in fiction. I’m sure it happens in real life from time to time, but I’m absolutely confident that the percentage of reports that a false in fiction is astronomically higher than those in real life. I can think of several, whereas I can’t think of many times a person has been justifiably convicted of sexual assault having been accused from the beginning of the book.
Weird, that they act as though Independent Schools weren’t teaching Classics in 2005. There is a bit of pressure now, cost of living and everything, but in 2005, every Independent School did.

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The mention of the Migratory Bird Treaty immediately made me think of other posts I’ve seen about the messed-up worldbuilding in Harry Potter.
(Yes, the worst aspect of Harry Potter is the author’s loud & public descent into horrible bigotry, but like. the worldbuilding is also bad.)
In Harry Potter, all wands are built around the body part of some rare magical creature. (IIRC, the ones in common use are phoenix feathers, unicorn hair, & dragon heartstrings.) Which is kind of absurd if you think about it — like, how do you justify that?
Phoenix feathers — okay, that one’s possibly fine. The problems the Migratory Bird Treaty is meant to solve probably don’t apply to birds that can rebirth themselves. You’re not going to drive them to extinction if they just respawn anyway.
Unicorn hair — somewhat more messed up. Why does using unicorn blood result in a lifelong curse, but a third of the wizard population powering their magic with unicorn hair is just… fine? Yeah, theoretically you can probably harvest that ethically, hair grows back, whatever, but that’s also related to the whole reason you can’t take and sell bird feathers. Just because it’s possible to get them ethically doesn’t mean a commercial enterprise is actually doing it that way. Who’s checking up on the sourcing of that unicorn hair?
Dragon heartstrings — this does not sound like an item you can get without killing the dragon. Very hard to believe this demand is being filled in a sustainable way.
Anyway. This mention of wizard crimes made me realize that Joanne Kowling Rowling created a world where all wizards power their magic with parts harvested from endangered species, and it’s kind of insane that this is not only legal in-universe but goes largely unremarked upon.
Yes, yes, wizards and their war crimes, but why is it always the obvious stuff? I want to hear about the weird shit that's considered war crimes in your fantasy setting due to its unique history of international relations. I want to see a wizard who's guilty of whatever the wizard equivalent of accidentally blowing up an undersea telecommunications cable is.
(No, that's not a hypothetical example. That one genuinely is a war crime in real life – look it up!)
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minecraft and harry potter were both created by racist antisemitic transphobic people. but there's a couple reasons why minecraft is okay to play and harry potter is not okay to interact with.
1) minecraft doesn't have any racism or transphobia in it, while harry potter is filled with racism homophobia antisemitism transphobia and all forms of bigotry. sure, there are the minecraft villager, npcs with big noses who love trading for emeralds and protect their villages with iron golems. I have no doubt that when Markus Pearson created the villagers, he did so with antisemitic tropes in mind. the villagers in minecraft are uncomfortable. but so is everything in harry potter. the goblins being big nosed money obsessed bank owners. the house elves being okay with and enjoying being enslaved. the racist names for the one singular Asian, Black, and Jewish characters at hogwarts. the fact that lycanism is an allegory for aids, but werewolves attack and murder children, which is literally gay panic propaganda. the fact that Snape, the wizard nazi, somehow gets a redemption because harry looks into his mind, sees that he was an incel who was obsessed with harrys mother as a child, and then harry decides "oh maybe he wasn't all that bad". the fact that "pureblood", used by both the "good" wizards and the wizard nazis, is literally a real life term used by nazis in ww2. I could go on. harry potter is filled with bigotry.
2) Markus does make any money from minecraft, while Joanne makes money on every purchase of books, movie tickets, games, merch, and everything else harry potter related, and uses that money to fund anti trans legislation that gets people killed. Markus doesn't do that. Microsoft offered to buy minecraft, he agreed, he left the team, and now he sits in his mansion being the world biggest twitter complainer, while mojang works on minecraft without any influence whatsoever from Markus. he doesn't make any money from minecraft sales. he doesn't earn anything through merch. compare that to Joanne, who makes money off of literally everything harry potter related, has creative control over all movies and games, and uses all the money she earns to pass laws that get trans people killed.
my point is that both mc and hp were created by shitty people. but one of those people gets ratiod on twitter by a miku hatsune impersonator, and has no involvement in their product whatsoever. while the other person takes the money you spend on their bigotry-filled product and uses it to literally kill trans people.
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to be honest I don't understand why everyone feels so entitled or even assumes everyone needs to have the same sentiments. You have to deal with the fact not everyone wants to fights others' battles. There are people with their own problems and bigotry they're dealing with to care about a wizard's game.
It's not entitlement, it's an ask. It's begging. It's an ask to not financially support a multi-millionaire who uses her royalties to give money to organizations that are successfully trying to dehumanize and strip the rights of trans people. It is an ask not to support a game that entire premise depends dangerous and dehumanizing Jewish stereotyping, that was put into this fictional world by JKR herself.
My frustration is that people are actively claiming to be allies and even acting morally superior, for buying a game that trans and jewish communities have been begging people not to buy. You are not an ally if you buy this game. If you know what Joanne is doing is wrong, and you know how she uses her money, yet they are ignoring it for their own interests and nostalgia. You are not an ally. Allyship doesn't fluctuate when it's convenient for you, and you can't buy back your allyship or forgiveness if you donate to charities. It's selfish.
I constantly live with the fact that no one fights others' battles, and I'm still frustrated by it. We were put on this earth to protect our fellow man, and people just won't. I know we can't all constantly fight for ourselves and others' 24/7 while also living ori day to day life. Our world is too big for that. But this is not people choosing not the fight. It's people consciously choosing to give money to the ones harming people. I constantly live with the fact that people aren't fighting our battle for and with us because no one actually cares about trans people. Most of the world doesn't care about us, and people are trying to destroy us. And here we have "allies" who throw get frustrated they feel guilty and people dont like that they are knowingly put their money into a influential, multi-millionaire bigot's pockets. Those that are mad that people don't want them to play the Blood Libel slavery simulator game.
It's literally asking people to not buy a video game. That's all people are asking. It's an inaction. No one's asking people to vote, no one's asking people to wave flags or sign petition, people literally asking you not to spend money on a game. Its a gesture. The bare minimum. It was doing nothing and people couldn't do that. That was it. People couldn't do even do nothing for the Jewish and trans communities.
For the people with their own problems and bigotry they're dealing with, a video game isn't going to fix it. A video game isn't going to save them. And if they are someone who is maganalized, it is very, very likely JKR doesn't care about them either. Her work and her views are extremely racist, xenophobic, fatphobic, even things having misogyny and homophobia, and things she claims to dislike. Her and her posse are willing to align with whit supremacists in order to continue their cause. Her bigotry will only get worse with time. So why financially support someone who is only going to harm marganalized groups. You are knowingly putting your wants above real people who will be harmed. If you buy the game, you have to accept that fact. You can't work your away around it, or try to donate away your guilt.
No one needs a Harry Potter game. No one will die without getting the game. The game won't fix any of your problems.the game won't stop the bigotry you deal with personally.
All people asked for was literally nothing. Do nothing. It's not spending $70 dollar on a video game and not playing it. It's a symbol of support, showing you won't support someone so cruel. All people asked if people would do nothing when a game came out. Why is it so controversial to ask that of people? Why is it so controversial to be upset about when people don't do it?
Why should i not be frustrated with the injustices of the world? Why should I settle for apathy?
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So I’m gonna do a scary thing and share a poem I wrote that I just read at a show tonight. I’ve had some internal struggles with my place in fandom over the past while, which flairs up when JKR decides to be awful again. As a result, I sometimes feel guilty for existing in this spaces especially as a trans person who is new to their identity and figuring shit out. So I wrote a poem about it and I thought I would share it here in case anyone is feeling the same way. A huge shoutout to @fuckboyregulus for being willing to read it over for me before my show. Definitely gave me that last boost of confidence I needed. TW for JKR and mentions of her TERFness So without further ado, here she is...
A Lesson in Trans-figuration
I see another post that says if you still read, support, or are involved in anything Harry Potter related you’re a transphobe
And I feel that knife twist inside the parts of me that are still learning their name
My transness is still being born, is still an ugly duckling finding its way into a swan
My grip on my identity, on my place in this community is slippery enough and with those words… I fall
Now, when I say I never liked these books to begin with it sounds like a lie
Like I’m trying to justify causing harm to those I hold dear
But it shouldn’t matter, but it does matter, but I’m trying to make it not matter because my Hogwarts was never these 4100 pages
I found my Hogwarts in tumblr posts where Harry goes to therapy and George can’t look at himself in the mirror, and Remus’s scars aren’t just from lycanthropy
I found my Hogwarts in fanart of Sirius Black with top surgery scars that made me yearn for something I didn’t have a name for yet
I found my Hogwarts in the act of creation and Joanne is the boggart in the fucking closet
Is the only witch we need to burn
Joanne has forgotten that magic is the art of possibility
That fantasy is a world of discovery
Is construction
Is deconstruction
Is ripping the world apart and building it anew
Joanne calls women magic, but only the ones who were born with vaginas
Joanne turns magic into a cage and its iron burns my fae fingers
So sit your ass down and shut the fuck up and let me give you a lesson in trans-figuration
In the morning I wake up, breath my gender into my lungs
The dresser, the wardrobe, the vanity, the mirror are all part of this operation of invention
In allowing me to explore a rainbow-coloured spectrum of possibility
The way that I feel when I put my binder on is magic
Every time someone remembers to actually switch up my pronouns is magic
That I have the power to turn my body into the one I want it to be is magic
Icing the genderqueer flag onto the pride cookies we’re making is magic
My friend’s voice cracking for the first time on testosterone is magic
Gender envy sparking through my veins like a drug is magic
The feeling of chipped black nail polish on my fingernails is magic
The way I feel when he says I’ll love you no matter what gender you are is magic
Neopronouns are magic
Having queer friends is magic
And this world that you’ve created isn’t yours anymore it’s mine
My Hogwarts doesn’t have gender divided dorms
My Hogwarts knows where you belong before you do
My Hogwarts is getting magical HRT and learning body glamours to help with dysphoria
My Hogwarts is not witches and wizards but wixen
My Hogwarts is a letter arriving with the name your parents refuse to say
My Hogwarts is choosing who you want to be the way the wand chooses the wizard
My Hogwarts is looking into the mirror of Erised and finally having a name for the thing you feel inside, is whispering to yourself “it isn’t all in my head” as you see the true you reflected back for the first time
When I say trans is beautiful what I mean is have you ever held the grape before tasting the wine?
Have you ever held the baby calf before drinking of her milk?
Have you ever caressed the blank paper before it held a story?
As a child, did you ever sit in front of the oven just to watch the bread rise?
Or taste the sap when it dripped fresh from the tree, sour and tart?
Do you know the beauty in creation?
The magic act of turning a bouquet of flowers into a dove?
I am a writer, not just of stories, but of the truth of my own body
This world already struggles to find room for me in its pages
If I’m going to create a world, I’m going to create one with enough empty spaces for my gender to run free
And Joanne, it wasn’t your one size fits all world that I fell in love with
It was the possibility of what that world could be
My Hogwarts is a community of fanfiction writers and artists who are building a new castle that everyone calls home
Is the knowledge that splinters under my skin means that I’m doing something right
That I’m getting there
That one day I will get there
And it won’t be because of you, it will all be because of me
“Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all those who live without love.”
I do pity you Joanne
I pity the feeling of an imagination with limitations
I pity you for all the amazing, wonderful, magical trans people you will never deserve to meet
I pity you for creating something that could have been so beautiful only to make it mean
I’m not going to call you she-who-must-not-be named anymore
Cause the whole world should know who you are Joanne
They should know the person you’ve chosen to become
In my Hogwarts I choose to conjure up possibility until I feel recognition in my bones
I refuse to become the villain your Hogwarts tried to make of me
You’re a worse villain than any one I write could ever be
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50 Most Popular Women In The Entire World
Who are the world's most popular women? Women, like males, are rising in every industry. To help you get to know the world's 50 most popular women, we've included a peek at their careers. Their life journey can teach and put things in perspective.
50 most popular women's names and rankings
1. Oprah Winfrey
On January 29, 1954, Oprah Gail Winfrey was born in Kosciusko, Mississippi. She deserved first place because she was born to a poor young mother.
Although coming from a poor family, she presents and creates TV shows. She writes, acts, and donates.
2. Cher
Cher was born May 20, 1946, in El Centro, California. The media calls her the "Goddess of Pop"—an American actress, singer, and TV personality.

After almost 60 years in showbiz, she has a large following. Her constant experimentation with her appearance set her apart from her peers, making her work never boring.
3. Lana Del Ray
Lana was born Elizabeth Woolridge Grant in New York City on June 21, 1985. She is mainly known for her words, but she also performs well and has created several CDs.
In 2011, her debut track, Video Games, went viral. Her net worth exceeds $30 million.
4. Rihanna
Robyn Few know her real name, Rihanna Fenty. She was born on February 20, 1988, in Saint Michael, Barbados. Her Instagram following is huge. The singer's first two albums, 2005's Music of the Sun and A Girl Like Me, launched her career. She now has $300 million and 92.4 million followers.
5. Kendall Jenner
Kendall Nicole Jenner was born November 3, 1995, in Los Angeles. The list was incomplete without Jenner. Kendall's famous.
Model with over 153 million Instagram followers. Keeping Up with the Kardashians made her famous.
Forbes lists her 16th among top-earning models. She's worth $45 million.
6. Lady Gaga
Gaga's birth name is Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta. Her 2008 debut album, The Fame, showcased her talent. The singer was at conflict with her family since she was a teenager, thus her personal life was a mess.
However, she and her mother reconciled and have a great connection. She is worth $320 million.
7. Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber's inclusion in the world's 50 most popular women seems puzzling. Talent management recognized the Canadian singer-songwriter in 2013. The youngest solo male act to top the charts in 47 years, the singer became a teen idol.
8. Britney Spears
Britney Jean Spears was born December 2, 1981, in McComb, Mississippi. Besides acting, she sings, dances, and writes. Since 1992, much of her entertainment work has been critically acclaimed.
The 2008 album Circus was her breakout. Her fame has made her a media target and involved her in several incidents. She is valued over $60 million.
9. Selena Gomez
On July 22, 1992, Grand Prairie, Texas, welcomed Selena Marie Gomez. She is a famous singer, actress, and composer. The Disney series Wizards of Waverly Place made her famous.
It's also Emmy-nominated. She was Miley's contemporary on Hannah Montana before the programme. She is close to Taylor Swift and has worked in music since childhood.
10. Adele
Adele On May 5, 1988, Laurie Blue Akins was born in London. English singer-songwriter. Hometown Glory, penned by her at 16, was a smash on her debut album, 19.
Her second album, 21, was much more successful. She divorced Simon Konecki in 2019.
11. Madonna
Madonna August 16, 1958, Louise Ciccone was born in Bay City, Michigan. She became the Queen of Pop after going from Michigan to New York City to dance.
Madonna was her breakout album. After that, all of her albums were lauded, and everyone understood she was unstoppable. She's worth $850 million.
12. Beyoncé
Beyoncé On September 4, 1981, Giselle Knowles Carter was born in Houston, Texas. She sings, acts, writes, and directs. She has competed in singing and dancing since childhood. She has worked with Jay-Z and Sean Paul.
She has 166 million Instagram followers. In 2019, she was the highest-paid celebrity.
13. Jennifer Lopez
On July 24, 1969, New York City birthed Jennifer Lynn Lopez. She's been in movies and recorded songs. The most powerful Latin actress, she was the first to charge $1 million for a film.
Few know she excelled in sports as an undergraduate. She's worth $400 million.
14. Katy Perry
Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson was born in Santa Barbara on October 25, 1984. Her 2008 album One of the Guys made her famous despite her 2000 debut.
Her three subsequent albums were well-received, making her famous worldwide. Her Instagram following is 113 million, and her net worth is around $330 million.
15. Shakira
Shakira Isabel Mebarak Ripoll's real name. Barranquilla, Colombia, was her birthplace. She dances and sings. Media calls her the "Queen of Latin Music."
She debuted at 13. After her 1991 and 1993 albums failed, she succeeded. She worked in English and Spanish.
16. Nicki Minaj
Nicki Minaj was born Onika Tanya Maraj-Petty in Saint James, Trinidad and Tobago, on December 8, 1982. Pink Friday, her 2010 first album, topped the Billboard 200.
Her second album also made the Billboard Hot 100 top five. After her back-to-back victories, she kept climbing mountains and is now worth $80 million.
17. Miley Cyrus
Miley Ray Cyrus was born in Franklin, Tennessee, on November 23, 1992. Few know that her parents named her Miley after her childhood nickname Smiley since she smiled a lot.
18. Kim Kardashian West
Talking about popularity requires mentioning the Kardashians. Kim was born October 21, 1980, in Los Angeles. She has over 200 million Instagram followers.
She founded KKW Beauty and KKW Fragrance. She has also starred in great films. She is worth $780 million.
19. Angelina Jolie
Angelina Jolie Voight was born June 4, 1975, in Los Angeles. She is well-liked worldwide, and the media routinely praises her work. In 1993, she debuted in Cyborg 2.
2014. She married Brad Pitt. They divorced. She has achieved much professionally, but her personal life is unfulfilling. Her estimated wealth is $100 million.
20. Paris Hilton
Born February 17, 1981, Paris Whitney Hilton. Paris, granddaughter of Hilton Hotels founder Conrad Hilton, hails from a wealthy New York City family.
Paris, her 2006 record, made her famous in New York. In 2012, Forbes labelled her the most overexposed celebrity due to her scandalous personal life.
21 . Lindsay Lohan
American actress Lindsay Dee Lohan sings. Ford Models signed three-year-old Lohan, who was born in New York City and raised on Long Island. After appearing on Another World at 10, she made her film debut in Walt Disney Productions' The Parent Trap.
Lindsay Lohan, the "Mean Girl," was a 2000s favourite. Health and personal concerns reduced her popularity. She returned to small and huge screens to amazing acclaim. Because some people binge-watch "Mean Girls," she remains among the top 50 most popular ladies on the internet.
22 . Michelle Obama
Former First Lady Michelle Obama is a lawyer, social rights activist, and role model. "Becoming Michelle Obama" topped the NYT Best Sellers list when she began writing and speaking to share her views. She inspires millions worldwide.
The first black First Lady. In her four main projects, she has advocated for healthy families, service members and their families, higher education, and global adolescent girls' education.
In 2010, she founded Let's Move! to fight childhood obesity. Let's Move! aims to reduce childhood obesity in a generation.
Mrs. Obama and Dr. Jill Biden created Joining Forces in 2011 to encourage Citizens to help service troops, veterans, and their families through wellness, education, and employment.
In 2014, Mrs. Obama launched the Reach Higher Initiative to encourage American youth to continue their education after high school, whether at a professional training programme, community college, or four-year college or university.
Mrs. Obama and President Obama launched Let Girls Learn in 2015 to help girls worldwide stay in school.
23. Katy Perry
Katy Perry is a TV judge and singer-songwriter. Since 2008, Forbes has recognised Katy as one of the highest-earning female musicians.
Katy Perry was born Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson in Santa Barbara, California, on October 25, 1984. Her cartoonish aesthetic and catchy, sexually suggestive melodies made her popular.
Southern California raised Katy Hudson, middle child of two travelling born-again Christian ministers. She sang gospel and church hymns since the Hudson family disallowed secular music. She played guitar as a child and launched a music career with a Nashville Christian record label, but her gospel-influenced Katy Hudson (2001) album failed to sell.
24. Kim Kardashian
Kimberly (Kim) is an American media personality, socialite, model, businesswoman, producer, and actor. Since 2017, Kim has focused on her own businesses, KKW Beauty and KKW fragrance. She was reportedly 2015's highest-paid reality TV star.
25. Sandra Bullock
Sandra Annette Bullock was born in Arlington, Virginia, near Washington, D.C. German opera soprano Helga Bullock (née Helga Mathilde Meyer) was her mother. Her father, Alabama-born vocal teacher John W. Bullock, was German. "Gravity" and "The Proposal" star Sandra Bullock made her money over three decades.
One of Hollywood's biggest stars, her films have grossed about $5 billion worldwide. In a young-focused industry, Bullock has landed some of her biggest roles beyond 50. She reportedly received $20 million upfront for "The Lost City," starring Channing Tatum, in 2022.
26. Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera is a Grammy-winning singer-songwriter. She sold over 75 million records worldwide. Aguilera is the third female artist and fourth overall to achieve five Billboard Hot 100 No. 1s throughout three decades (1990s, 2000s, and 2010s).
Her six Grammys include one Hispanic Grammy. She is the only under-30 performer on Rolling Stone Magazine's 100 Greatest Vocalists list.
She got the People's Choice Awards' first Music Icon Award in 2021. Aguilera has been Yum! Brands' Global Hunger Relief global spokeswoman since 2009. She has raised almost $150 million for the World Food Program and other hunger relief groups.
27. Jessica Alba
Jessica Marie Alba was born in Pomona, California, on April 28, 1981, to Catherine (Jensen) and Mark David Alba, an Air Force veteran. Her parents are Mexican and Danish, Welsh, English, and French (with Spanish and Indigenous Mexican roots). Her family moved to Biloxi, Mississippi, when she was a baby. Her father's job returned the family to California after three years. When Jessica was nine, they moved to Southern California from Del Rio, Texas. She started attending acting classes at twelve, despite wanting to be an actress since five. She was represented nine months later.
28. Fergie
Fergie is an American singer, songwriter, rapper, and actor. Black Eyed Peas made her famous. "London Bridge," "Glamorous," and "Big Girls Don't Cry" from her debut solo album, The Dutchess, topped the Billboard Hot 100.
29. Pamela Anderson
"Home Improvement" (1991–1999), "Baywatch" (1989–2001), and "V.I.P." star Pamela Anderson (1998-2002). After appearing on the jumbotron at a Canadian sporting event wearing a Labatt's Beer t-shirt, British Columbia native Anderson rose to fame in her early 20s. Labatt's executives hired Anderson as a spokesmodel after being captivated by her beauty. Hugh Hefner of Playboy magazine approached Anderson shortly after she became a beer spokesmodel.
The Pamela Anderson Foundation supports animal, human, and environmental rights activists. The Pamela Anderson Foundation supports environmental education and protection.
30. Betty White
American actress and comedian Betty Marion White lived from January 17, 1922, to December 31, 2021. One of the first women to work in front of and behind the camera, she was a pioneer of early television and entertainment. She worked over 70 years.
White's career spanned more than 80 years, longer than the average American lifespan and several show business geological epochs. In 1939, RCA debuted television at the World's Fair and promised to "unify the life of the nation." White would persevere over the decades, defeating the odds of a cruelly unpredictable business where even genuine stars shine brilliantly for a few years, burn out, fade away, and earn their residual payments.
31. Kristen Stewart
Kristen Stewart, a top-earning American actress, was born in Los Angeles on April 9, 1990. Kristen Stewart's parents are John Stewart and Australian Jules Mann Stewart. Kristen was born into a stage management and filmmaking family.
She is from an award-winning entertainment family. BAFTA and SAG nominations. She is the only American actor to receive a Cesar.
The Twilight Series, featuring Kristen Stewart as Bella Swan, was released in 2007. Kristen's movie performance wowed everyone. The film did well financially and commercially.
32. Ciara
On October 25, 1985, American singer, songwriter, dancer, actor, model, and businesswoman Ciara Princess Wilson was born. Her 2004 debut studio album, Goodies, featured Petey Pablo. Four singles from the album followed: "Goodies" (with Petey Pablo), "1, 2 Step" (with Missy Elliott), "Oh" (with Ludacris), and "And I." "1, 2 Step" and "Oh" both reached at number two on the Billboard Hot 100 and ranked within the top five in the UK, while "Goodies" topped both charts. The album garnered two 48th Annual Grammy nominations and triple platinum recognition from the RIAA. "Lose Control" by Missy Elliott and "Like You" by Bow Wow, both number three Billboard Hot 100 hits, featured Ciara. "Get Up" (with Chamillionaire), "Promise," "Like a Boy," and "Can't Leave 'em Alone" were hits from Ciara: The Evolution, her 2006 second studio album (featuring 50 Cent). The US number-one album was platinum.
33. Hillary Clinton
Hillary Hillary Rodham Clinton, originally Hillary Diane Rodham, is an American lawyer and politician who was Secretary of State under President Barack Obama from 2009 until 2013. Chicago, Illinois, was her birthplace. While her husband, Bill Clinton, was president, she ran the White House from 1993 until 2001. As the Democratic Party's 2016 presidential nominee, she made history.
Hillary Rodham Clinton was a tough and realistic leader, an ardent proponent of social justice and women's rights, and a tenacious and clever politician as First Lady, Senator, presidential contender, and Secretary of State.
34. Aniston
Jennifer Aniston. Friends made her famous as Rachel Green. Jennifer Aniston is a top-earning actress. Her estimated $300 million value is enormous. Bruce Almighty, The Break-Up, Marley & Me, Horrible Bosses, and others have earned Aniston money. She's one of her generation's most popular actors. Before becoming famous, Aniston worked in theatres and odd jobs.
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I'm genuinely less harsh on the harry potter books than most would be, they're overrated, riddled with iffy politics, and have lost all value and credibility to me. But I won't deny there's good parts of it. One of the things I can't understand about post HP media is the choice to go back in time? Published in the 2000s and set around a decade behind in early 9s is like, a fundamental aspect of the "wizarding world".
The human world is sort of dreary and vacant, it's old and boring in a way that's familiar to us, we know it and can picture it, but then there's this world that is magical but completely behind and backwards! It's allure is that if you go down the wrong alley you'll find secret town, that if you know where to go in the tube station you can find a whole other platform.
Once you move that concept into the past (or the future) you lose that incongruity. a victorian city or a station full of steam trains is just as much fantasy to us as a wizard school. without that Joanne's world has nothing to separate itself from the works it is derivative (or borderline ripped) of
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I'm re-reading the harry potter books and i'm like half way through ootp but I would just like to say that there are characters who I thought I didn't hate that much but I now despise so i'd thought i'd give you all a wee run down. so here we go -
Certain Harry Potter characters and my honest opinion on them:
Severus Snape: I have always been anti Snape myself and never really liked him even after the whole 'Harry i'm good but only cause I thought your mum was fit' thing but he is just so so awful I actually can't stand it. His blatant bias towards Slytherin drives me right up the wall and the way he treats students frankly shouldn't be allowed. See when he told Hermione that he didn't see a difference in her teeth after they got jinxed? straight up punched the book. not joking. His behaviour is abysmal and idc if he stood up for Harty like twice, he will forever be a permanent fixture in my bad books. He does have unexplainable dilf energy though which makes it a very strange experience to read.
Draco Malfoy: After spending some time on tictok I had somehow come to the conclusion that Draco wasn't that terrible but re reading these books is like a whole new experience. Let's just say that if I was at Hogwarts at all, this boy would be getting punched 24/7. He so vile to everyone around him and the whole 'weasley is our king' thing should never have been allowed, I was personally very glad when Harry and George attacked him. Also, side note - the really need better group discipline at Hogwarts cause the whole mob mentality thing they have going on is not it. I'll admit that Draco gets better later on - Not selling Harry to the evil wizard was highlight - but nothing will ever let me get passed just how horrid he is.
Professor Umbridge: ooooooo, now I knew I hated Umbridge but re reading the fifth book right now I can proudly say that I have never wanted someone to be on the floor dead than I do with this excuse for a human.
Pansy Parkinson: racist ass bitch. When she called Angelinas braids 'worms' I actually wanted a full on brawl. If I ever manage to shift, I know who i'm heading straight for. Also, can she not shriek for like two seconds? I swear, she needs a better laugh cause if I have to read that she shrieked at some lousy insult that malfoy thought was funny one more time I will actually loose it.
Crabbe and Goyle: desperately need a life
The Patil twins: absolute icons, I will have NO Padma and Parvati Patil slander anywhere near me whatsoever.
Dumbledore: I'm personally quite neutral on the whole 'Dumbledore- good or evil' thing but I will say two things on the matter. On one hand - Harry was obviously blinded by his obvious daddy issues whenever Dumbledore came up but on the other he did make me feel safe when reading the books so take from that what you will. I do think though that he needs to do a better job with teachers in the school and dealing with bullying.
Queen Minerva: Deserves the world. Arguably the best teacher at hogwarts and doesn't take any of Umbridge's shit. Icon if I ever saw one. She is a stable figure for Harry and treats all students the same from every house unlike other teachers *cough snape* and she's always right. Like no matter what. Minerva McGonagall could tell me that 2+1=7 and i'd believe her.
Cho Chang: I will absolutely, and without fear, fight ANYONE who dares to come for this girl. She not only was hella cool and also so friendly but was also not afraid to kick ass. I feel like Joanne wrote Cho so real (even though it was so obviously accidentally cause miss joanne can't write women for the life of her) and she just resonated with me so much. Like the way she mourned, the way she'd act around Harry when she liked him was just so .. me? And i will stand by this girl till the day I die. Period.
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