#wizau

[isabelguerra]

[tipsy on one glass of prosecco] yknow i bet i can work yet another angle of class into wizard au

[johnny-jhonny]

hi isabelguerra here. in appreciation for the wizau ask id also like to contribute to the drafts game, id like to request 14 15 and 16 please :) i hope i get a bad one if i get a bad one i’ll post a bad one of my own

i love tumblr its such a good website. i love it when it doesnt give me notifications of asks sent by my beloved (in spirit. since i think youre on a sideblog) mutuals. i lovesa it. unfortchnatly the proposed Horrid Drafts Pack will not come to fruition since these ones. are mostly normal.

14. you probably know where i was going with this draft but i realized i would need to Actually reread pnat. and rmbr How The Characters Act to make this post accurately (because we're all about character accuracy for stupid shitposts here on johnnyjhonny.tumbr.com) . also i decided it would be ed whod play hypixel . dont look @ me. i still cant find that post btw .

15! unironically. this is what has kept me from rereading pnat . i know i dont Have to be big into theories to understand and like reading pnat but like, i feel like the theories thing is a very very big point of pnat if that makes sense. idk man i gets overwhelmed when i have to actually Think. what can i say

16, i actually. did make this post but at a later time. i had an idea for a different post so i drafted this one and then felt. weird posting it afterwards . because the timeline of it now felt Off. and thus it got sent to the shadow realm (drafts)

[jadeyarts]

[lyzardy]

wizau ed and ling

[onestler]

wizard au apprentice teddy!!

current emotion: tired and trying not to be angry

[isabelguerra]

johnny, lightly touching isabel to get her into bed: cmon guerra lets gitcha upstairs. we can. uh. study better up there, yeah?

wizabel, running on 4 hours of sleep and working on 3 essays at once: you KICK isabel? johnny commits TREASON against his captain? oh! oh! laps! laps for jhonny for One Thousand Years!!!

[isabelguerra]

deeply, woefully, unimaginably embarrassing old writing from 2020 - yet these excerpts only further hammer down the stake in my claim that i have understood zacks true vision of isaac, and perhaps even paranatural as prose itself, since the very start

[isabelguerra]

hold on im on wizjo sauce again. thinking about captain guerra and her right hand man again. ive been very role-pilled lately and im thinking about what it would mean to step into Captain and embody what it represents; life through its valued and truths to exist larger than yourself for the sake of the collective good. What must it be like to be alone in that position. what must it be to have one person on the ground to hold you down. to be up there in the sky and know your job isnt just your goal of taking down opponents, but keeping your #1 safe and at their best

they are yours to keep safe. you are theirs to keep them safe. they are yours. you are theirs. you are theirs. they are yours.

[isabelguerra]

i think the most dawning realization i’ve had for thinking about wizau is that ultimately it is for anyone who wants to see johnny at his most Loser

[isabelguerra]

oh my god. oh my god. this is the best day ever.

i am so happy. statistically johnny being referred to as a scoundrel had to happen At Some Point but I’m going to take this as the most personal Win of all time. i’m celebrating

[isabelguerra]

wizard best friends

[isabelguerra]

i nearly forgot that i put stephen/dimitri in wizard au. stephmitri my white whale crackship that started off as a joke and now actually holds a place in my heart

[isabelguerra]

oh help they are bewitching me once again

[isabelguerra]

wizard ollie: you told isabel that her grandpa ‘was an asshole sack of shit who you hoped she let down’ before you asked her to yule? Or after

johnny: during

ollie: johnny

[isabelguerra]

i think the wizard universe has some met gala equivalent and izjo recieve an invite once they get popular enough in the pro wizardball world. isabel is super nervous and they keep cracking jokes to each other about the time johnny set loose a raccoon at yule when they were teens. Isabel shows up in some wizard designer piece and looks amazing. johnny shows up literally on fire

[isabelguerra]

yule costumes are directly inspired by met gala extravagance + sculptural forms, so this is, like, my superbowl