#worst possible combination

[loadsofcats]

I barely got an hour of sleep and I can’t tell anyone since they all think I was sleeping bc I didn’t wanna talk 💀

I might not be a tight sleeper, but I am a good pretender

[fivetrench]

Hold on I was gonna make a joke about Tozer beating someone up with his gun but WHY IS IT CALLED THAT

BEATING THE PISS OUT OF SOMEONE WITH THE STOCK OF A RIFLE IS CALLED BUTTSTROKING? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? I LITERALLY CANNOT MAKE THIS JOKE ANYMORE.

“Tozer would buttstroke someone for making fun of him being a marine” I CANT SAY THAT.

[contract-crawdad]

Trying to think of the worst possible save file you can make that still gets the ‘Denial’ ending.

Some of the choices you can make are fucked UP.

[tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors]

in the ping universe, how common are anomalies percentage-wise?

im also just curious about the life of like the average non-superhero, like would a non-anomalous person have difficulty getting a job when someone with like superspeed would be way more efficient, or is it the opposite where someone with superspeed would apply and theyd be like "youre way overqualified go save the world instead please", how is it for like kids in school, is being anomalous cool or weird or does it depend on the culture/specific anomaly? (i just really like worldbuilding pslsjsj)

my rough numbers are that having an anomaly - any anomaly - is about as common as having red hair, 1-2% of the population. having an anomaly powerful enough to be considered for Keeping is about 1-2% of that. the overwhelming majority of anomalies are ATL-1s and 2s, with minor powers like a single poison gland on one wrist, or being able to breath through their skin underwater like a frog. small niche things, that arent powerful or versatile enough to be a hero or villain

these people are typically not regarded much differently from non-anomalies unless you have a fundie or other conservative yapping. they often arent even necessarily anti-peacekeeper themselves, their only experiences being every-6m check ins and a summer job they probably dont hate too much.

on average, you will get a couple hundred people per million who have a powerful anomaly capable of doing real feats, the ATL-4s and above. cognitohazards, anomalies whose power lay in manipulating the human mind, typically are used in-house by peacekeepers and so are prophetic or clairvoyant abilities like pattons (usually).

so that leaves enough for almost every burough and city in the us to have anywhere from 1-5 anomalous keepers assigned to it.

put short - there are so few powerful anomalies, and their rights so restricted, that the peacekeepers pretty much have a monopoly on their use as labor. for someone with superspeed to get hired as a courier, they have to do their time with the peacekeepers first

however, now you have the distaff problem - that the overwhelming majority of anomalous supervillains and their associated henchman are the result of the peacekeepers just fucking hemorrhaging staff and 'volunteers' because theyre so scummy.

its making up a problem so you can be the solution - peacekeepers suppress anomalies so an inevitable portion of them will defect and start causing issues, and then justifies that mistreatment by claiming it necessary to protect the world from supervillains, and by claiming that anomalies are inherently dangerous and need the peacekeepers to keep them in line

[kumakuma-circus]

i made the p3 protags version of this like last month but i realized like five minutes ago it fits the hanamura bros too so. yea.

[soup-mother]

"we're having a clinical psychologist come in to church this weekend to talk about re-discovering hope" cool I will be 1000000km away from that i hope u have fun tho

[lanternlightss]

okay .. take two !!!

+ bonus doodles

[nezzypezzy]

if all i got was gardeins vegan chick'n noodl soup for my birthday id be perfectly happy i love you gardeins vegan chick'n noodl soup <3

[charlidrawz]

Sonic Saturday.

I won't respond to every message. I won't always have the perfect response planned for every submission...

That doesn't mean your voice isn't heard.

I believe that better days are coming- somehow, someway, someday-

"Every world has its end.

I know that's kinda sad, but...

That's why we gotta live life to the fullest in the time we have.

At least, that's what I figure."

We're gonna get through this.

To everyone who's sent me a message, is struggling, or just feels alone right now...

I believe in you. I believe in us. This isn't gonna keep you down, I know ya'll are stronger than you think.

If The World Chooses To Become Our Enemy, We Will Fight Like We Always Have.

Your perseverance is admirable. Your strength to withstand the worst of our nightmares is uncanny.

For those of us who struggle to find ways to help make a change, I hope you know... you're seen.

You inspire us.

Keep the spark alive in yourselves... we see it. we're cheering you on.

Not lookin' back

Not givin' up

Not letting go

We'll keep on running.

[wilder-fangirl]

[starlight-eclipsed]

I like messing around in zelda1 as stress relief, which is a lot like saying I relax by setting myself on fire.

[rileys-battlecats]

God that last ask. Like he finds out her name was sweetpea and ask if he can change his name. Actually who named him? If it was sweetpea then maybe he'd choose to combine the names. Like... sweetmud? Weird name but could work the other way is...wrong sounding. But if it was like wrentail who gave him the name mud kit then he'd ask to change it.... oh god I swear if the name you Actually came up with is mudtail I will riot.

In reference to this ask (I think)

AUGH. the idea of mudpaw choosing to honor this person who loved him so much, who he never got to really meet, by asking to take on part of her name...... waaaaaaa

[number1yisuchongfan]

Modern Fallout Tv show AU but Thaddeus is literally just Bo Thompson and Norm is late season Hannah Montana Rico Suave

[melly-artes]

Overleveled and still got demolished.

Traditional sketch plus full piece without the cuts!

[forcedhesitation]

I love that the bg3 guys are all written to have this intense adoration of karlach and lae’zel’s abilities to absolutely eviscerate their enemies. they’ve all got the same taste in women, which is “she could gut the big scary man chasing me, and then princess carry me to safety in her blood spattered arms.” and I respect and relate to that, as a bisexual man myself.

[golden-bean-soup]

I'm trynna figure out which ppl each kid is based on but idkk. Like we got mizi and ivan for sure but who is it with till? I saw someone say the first one is till and hyuna so that tracks

We also got luka sua kid and hyuna luka kid