#wtf kid 😢

[sarahwatchesthings]

"Lawrence loved blowing things up" so he blew up the storyline.

[neeeooon]

random texts with bf kaiser ;

bf michael kaiser x gn!reader, fake texts

kaiser: i’m bored

kaiser: i’m boredddd

kaiser: why are you ignoring me

kaiser: do you hate me?

kaiser: is this you breaking up with me??

kaiser: what did i do

kaiser: do you need more attention? do i not show my love enough?

kaiser: i’m not good at love but ily

kaiser: what is love? baby don’t hurt me. don’t hurt me

kaiser: SAY SOMETHING

you: bro i was taking a shit wtf

kaiser: pls take me back 😢

you: i never broke up with you??????

kaiser: oh thank GOD i cannot stand breakup music it’s so depressing 😩😓

you: you should be nicer to ness

you: he really looks up to you!

kaiser: yeah cause he’s short

you: 💀

kaiser: short and pathetic and stupid and i hate him

you: ok calm down now

kaiser: would you still love me if i was a worm

you: what in the 2023

you: why

kaiser: yes or no

you: idk are you gonna turn back into human kaiser or will you forever remain a worm

kaiser: YES OR NO

you: NO

kaiser: wow

you: wait i didn’t mean it

kaiser: you did

kaiser: you hate me

you: would you love me if i was a worm?

kaiser: no ew how can you love a worm??

you: 😐 ihy

kaiser: i think we would have cute kids

you: kaiser you hate kids

kaiser: i wouldn’t hate ours

you: are you pregnant or smth?

kaiser: maybe 🤭

you: bro WHAT

kaiser: why do you call me bro and dude that’s so unaffectionate and impersonal

you: what would you prefer i call you?

kaiser: papa micha, handsomest guy around, the goat, the absolute god of soccer, the love of my life

you: tf 😭😭

kaiser: that or like babe or smth idk

you: ok papa micha 🐐

kaiser: … bro it is 🫡

[lewisvinga]

ultimate merc team | george russell x fem! reader

summary; no one expected mercedes’ rookie to already be soft launching a few months into her f1 career. turns out her mystery man is someone fans all know and love.

fc; erika hauser

warnings; ?one curse word i think

taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1 @minseok-smaus @goldenmclaren @ollieshifts @lavisenri @graciewrote @xoscar03

note: requested !lewis n george pics are perf to use bc lewis is so small compared to george 😭😭😭😭

masterlist !

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yourusername: monaco + mercedes double podium babyyyyyy !! what a weekend 🩵

tagged; mercedesamgf1, georgerussell63

username: miss y/n…. WHAT IS THIS??

username: she’s soft launching ???😫

username: FINALLY A GOOD WEEK FOR MERCEDES🙏🙏

username: used to pray for times like theseeeee

georgerussell63: you’re so small i almost didn’t see you on the podium ://

yourusername: LMAOOO i hate u sm im gonna crash into u next time 😂🤣🤣

mercedesamgf1: pls don’t

username: MERC ADMIN😭😭

username: the last picture wtf i’m so???&-@;&/

username: wdym y/n is taken😭😭💔

landonorris: i guess i know how merc’s ass looks like 😒😒😒

yourusername: george’s* ass

georgerussell63: it’s quite nice isn’t it 🤔🤔

alex_albon: funny one, george! hilarious even!

username: kakdoajcosk they’re all so😭

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yourusername: our job is beach ☀️🏝️

tagged; georgerussell63

georgerussell63: beachhhhh🌊⛱️👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 liked by yourusername !

username: what happened to ur bf???? are u cheating on him???

yourusername: ya he decided to cut his hair and shave his 3 facial hairs after i told him not to😢😢

georgerussell63: I SAID I’M SORRY IT WAS A MISTAKE I KNOW💔

username: HUHHH

username: george and y/n dating was NOT on my bingo list what

username: ugh y/n’s fits always eat, thank goodness merc got a fashionista after lewis 😫

username: the way u can see george’s shadow in the 4th pic nobody talk to me 😞😞

username: THE WATERMELON PICTURE?&/,9&/9;&

username: george russell i was unfamiliar ….

lilymhe: WOWZERS😍😍😍 i want u, leave him lets run away together 😘😘😘

yourusername: i’ll meet u in an hour my honey bunches of oats 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

georgerussell63: hold onnnn, not my gf take anyone but my gf 😞

alex_albon: how about TAKE NO ONE since lily is MY girlfriend😒

yourusername: false she’s actually mine🤍

georgerussell63: where tf does that leave me😒😒😒

landonorris: hey baby😘😘

georgerussell63: HELP ME Y/N😨😨

username: LMAODKSLDS

username: IM IN TEARSSS😭😭

username: the first fit is so mwah😫

username: merc serving cunt wowzers

username: how many letters in mercedes ?😋

username: ATEEE

mercedesamgf1: our drivers dating = the ultimate merc team😎😎 liked by yourusername and georgerussell63.

[formulakracing]

✧˖° the little moments - t.w. ✧˖°

pairing: female! driver x toto wolff

summary: after a few weeks of seeing the team principal, you can’t help but post a few snapshots. after all, if no one can tell who he is, it won’t hurt. right?

a/n: i caved. perhaps i will posting some social media au content. i think it really just helps give some visuals since the reader is active on social media! the face claims are from various pinterest photos!

liked by williamsracing, lilymhe, torgerwolff, and 69,420 others!

goldengirl: maybe i’ll just stay here. forever.

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goldengirlforever: RUE, WHEN WAS THIS⁉️

f1fanboy282: and i was just planning our wedding today. smh.

alex_albon: 🤯

lilymhe: you’re telling me this is how we find out???

alex_albon: don’t worry, i’ll get the deets in the paddock for you ASAP

goldengirlforever: alex u rlly slay for that 💅🏻

danielricciardo: oh! 😀

dannyricfanpage: oh shit

f1luvrgirl: wait so ur tellin’ me that isn’t daniel?

danielricciardo: nope! not me!

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goldengirl: y’all are really goin’ feral rn in these comments.

lilymhe: because you’ve never mentioned this mystery man before! 🙄🤚🏻

goldengirl: isn’t this that the sole purpose of a soft launch? 🙄🤚🏻

f1hoetillidie: the girlies are fightinnnn 🍿

lilymhe: i promise we aren’t!!! i love her sm!!! she’s my pookie bear 🫶🏻

alex_albon: @lilymhe i thought i was your pookie bear 😢

lilymhe: @alex_albon ofc you are bby 😽

mercedesgirl172: why does that second pic kind of look like toto wolff….

totoslut: no because you’re right. i know my man & that rlly does look like him.

lewishamiltonfan9282: WAIT—

f1fan1989: they do follow each other…

hastalavistababy: and he liked the post…

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goldengirl added a posted to her story!

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goldengirl: and i will follow you into the dark

vettel08: wait a damn minute 🤨

smootheoperator: HELLO⁉️ mercedes liked the post⁉️

f1fanatic: there are rumors she’s signing with mercedes for 2025 and replacing lewis

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totoswife6272: ISN’T THIS MAN HAPPILY MARRIED? HOW MANY CHAPTERS DID WE MISS?

smoothoperator: fr i need susie to comment on all of this nonsense cause wtf

f1fangirly01: ummm.. he has kids too..

totoswife6272: now we def need susie to make a statement cause wtf

hastalavistababy: bruh someone needs to get this shit to the fia. surely that’s not ok.

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lilymhe: you guys are adorable!!! i wish ppl would just mind their business and be happy for you.

goldengirl: they don’t even know who this man is and they’re threatening to end my career lmfao

lilymhe: gotta love your fans! :’)

goldengirlforever: you guys are so cute!!! and to the rest of you… JAIL! 👹

justaninchident: toto literally just posted his wife & kids a few minutes ago. these ppl are reachinggggg

goldengirlforever: right!!! they’re just jealous or something!

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danielricciardo: as long as you’re happy 🫠

birdsofafeather: oh daniel :(

landonorris: don’t worry danny baby, you still have me <3

landostan4life: LANDO PLS—

alex_albon: when do i get to meet said mystery man? 🤨

goldengirl: one day, i promise

lilymhe: as long as i get to meet him before alex!!

goldengirl: hehehehe okie :)

williamsracing: we would also like to meet this mystery man!! @goldengirl you should bring him to the paddock one day! 👏🏻

alexandrasaintmleux: my heart!!! 🥹

[blacksea2109]

BATMAN BUY YOUR CHILD SUPPORT FOR YOUR POOR OVERWORKED WIFE 🦇👻

DPXDC

Doctor danny nightingale

The batfam jokingly adopt danny as their mom and make this Bruce problem . They go to him when they are angry or want to piss Batman off , poor danny nearly every night he found an injured vigilantes inside his apartment till he gives up and just fixed them and get them to sleep and eats , the funny part Alfred know and he helped them ( he secretly adopt danny 😉)

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( Yes, this includes you tim no more coffee for you, mister). Yes, they in the end tell danny their identities, saying that now he can't get rid of them

Poor danny trying to relax after a very long long long tiring and traumatizing day at the hospital makes a huge cup of coffee mixed with chocolate and put a silly horror comedy sitting in his super comfy couch wearing an oversized hoodie and shorts, then suddenly there are a loud sound coming from his window , and someone swearing and yup here comes his unofficial kids to make his night more tiring, he just go and get his tools ready when he get back to the couch,

A bleeding nightwing with red hood waiting for him while red Robin so rudely drinking his coffee and Robin eating his vegan dinner,

Red hood : yoo, mom , can you fix big wing here ? This stupid birdie here he shot instead of RR

Danny, with a big tired mom, sings: I really am gonna make batman buy his overdue child support, and you RR stop drinking this and go sleep

Red Robin whined: but mooom i don't wanna

Danny with Alfred famous raised eyebrow : sleep now or i am telling Alfred, Robin sweetie there are also some vegan dessert and drinks for you , now let's fix you Wing and you are grounded till you get better

Nightwing: Not fair, mom . we all know that you have a favorite child 😢

Red hood : and that is not you big bro 😂 enjoy your time being grounded hahah

Danny: Hood, you too are grounded, don't you think I don't know about you trying to kill again!

Red hood : mom not fair and you aren't against killing like B then why 🥺

Danny : I don't care about those low lives. You can kill them, but you need to stop sometimes, honey, for your own good, ok ? And I don't need more stupid ghosts to annoy me 😒

After he fixed nightwing injury , and make sure ALl of them had ate something other than COFFEE Tim it is not FOOD YOUNG MAN , and get some Sleep Tim god help me of i didn't find you in the bed sleeping instead of working or you are so grounded,

( and danny had fight Tim and forced him to eat and sleep while jason laughed at them and get scold and this time Damian laughed in their faces while smirking because he knew that he is the favorite kid here fools mom will never grounded nor scolding him no matter what he do or not do 😎, because it will go like this)

He stabbed the suspects mom (dick)

Ma baby dami "gasped" lies he is just a baby (danny)

Wtf (Duke)

Just look to his innocent face , ma baby will never do this (danny)

I had it recorded ( jason)

I don't see anything wrong. Ma baby defended himself and saved the victim. I'm so proud of him while weeping a single tear (danny)

Mom gets mindcontroled(tim) because why else We get scolded and demon brat get a cookie 🍪 😒

Batkids: I don't have a favorite, my ass 😒

Damian 😏😎

After they finally FINALLY get to sleep, danny just finished what is left of his dinner and coffee while trying to relax with his kitten dami ( of course danny don'thave a favorite kid ), a black cat with green eyes ( was a gift from Damian) , batman get inside from the same window trying to intimidating danny but

Batman growled: Stop stealing my kids from me they are mine

Danny, with his eyebrow rising while stroking his kitten, is unimpressed, pointing at batman with the anti creep stick : well well see who finally showed his face , look here you furry , it is about time you get to buy me your overdue child support

Batman: my what now!!!

Danny : Your kids, plus your father ( bruce was so betrayed here how can they even you alfie ) adopted as their mama and I tried really hard to make this stop and what did they do just showed me their faces saying: now you can't get rid of us congrats your are a mom now and look they get me a nice apron saying: best mom in the universe and a little Robin also get my this beautiful kitty i named it dami say hi

Dami, the kitty with a glare that made Damian so proud: moew

And what makes this all funny is that it was recorded as a blackmail ( thanks, oracle). bruce won't get to live this down anytime soon 😂😂

So finally, bruce accepted defeat because how can he go against Alfred!! And he maybe maybe start to find this messy haird overworked pretty doctor just so gorgeous, opps the kids are planning to make this joke becomes a reality they start operation let's get doc mom and bat dad together 🦇👻, and Alfred already started the wedding preparation and pre ordered the rings 💍 ( let's get real here he is ALFRED " I will kill you on site if you dare hurting my family " pennyworth , )

Then behold gotham, Clark " cried " I'm so happy for you bruce,

The big news now read

Bruce wayne, the beloved prince of gotham, finally gets married from a lovely scary doctor who can get you fixed so he can kill you again and again!! You better fares for your life here comes danny wayne the gorgeous deadly princess of gotham .

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Hii my little spooks i hope you like this post,

I will add more to it later on, and for my other post

Red hood wife will get more parts, and i have so many different posts that only need to get edited first, sooo fell free to add or make you own piece but credit me and send me a link or tag me i will love to read your work , have a great night or day, and don't let the cute little blob ghosts bites you 🦇👻🦇👻🦇👻🦇👻🦇👻🦇👻

[phielows]

Okay so imagine if like superbat was trying to keep their relationship secret but like Gothamites being nosey as they typically are, would literally just conversate on twt like how we usually do

@ superbrucetruther: OKAY SO WTF DID I JIST WITNESSED?? JUST SAW THIS TALL AND BULKY GUY WITH GLASSES TALK AND WALK TO BRUCE IN A FINE DINE RESTO. AND THEY DEF DON'T LOOK LIKE JUST BROS AND OLD FRIENDS.

@ IHateItHere24: So we're all jusf gonna ignore the fact that Superman literally peck Batman's cheeks after their press con yesterday????

@ TwinklingFoundingFather: Didn't Bruce got carried by Superman that one press con when someone literally threatened to jump on him?? NEW SHIP ME THINKS YES

@ SaveMeJason: Am I the only one who noticed that almost every 3 to 5 business days, we'd see Bruce going on with his day with Damian and a kid who's CLEARLY looks a lot like that one reporter he's spotted to be with last monday

@ NightwingOppaNoticeMe: I miss nightwing :((barely could see him at night patrolling😢

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@ AppleBrucieSauce replied/: gurl stfu.

[starrynights-sunnyskies]

as the flowers bloom, my heart does too ⋆*·ﾟmisa x putellas!femreader, social media au, (9/17)

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when your relationship ends and all you want to do is hide and cry, flowers suddenly start to appear on your doorstep.

or; misa hating to see a pretty girl cry and suffer and going out of her way to cheer her up while staying anonymous

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yourusername: last week ☀️ Liked by bff2, sofie.svava, albaps9 and 983 others

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marisabel_rguez I miss you. liked by yourusername ↳ bff2 And we miss you!! liked by yourusername ↳ marisabel_rguez 😊 ↳ yourusername I miss you more. ↳ marisabel_rguez ☺️

alexiaputellas Missing you. ↳ yourusername alright, copycat 🖤 ↳ alexiaputellas But I do!!! ↳ yourusername 😘

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jennihermoso Puta, am I not family too? 🤪

alexiaputellas ❤️

yourusername oh my god, i love you sm 🥺 ↳ jennihermoso I know they're stealing the show for you, but that's including me, right? ↳ yourusername always 🤍

albaps9 hey now, not so fast, you have to put a ring on it first before we're family 🤣 ↳ bff1 good to know you're at least consistent with your rules ↳ albaps9 oh hey, it's our deranged cousin again

username1 FAMILY????? ↳ username2 yeah, misa, explain pls 🧐 ↳ username3 you don't think they... ↳ username4 😲

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username1 extended family? 💍👀

yourusername brb making this my lockscreen wtf 😭

jennihermoso Team 😎

marisabel_rguez 😊 ↳ alexiaputellas 🤩

albaps9 never thought i'd see the day ↳ yourusername 🙄

username2 sisters in law....when? 👉👈

sefutbolfem Equipo 🇪🇸 ↳ yourusername be gone 😡 liked by 273 otheres

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Groupchat

you this idiota accidentally bought us tickets for the newest paw patrol film

bff2 This is exactly what I meant with zero braincells

bff3 You say accidentally but you can't convince me jajaja

bff1 race to the rescue! 🐶🚓

bff2 Wait, please tell me you're not still watching it...

you 😶

you wellllll, we're watching until our actual film starts and we can go into that theatre so PLS keep me company until then bc she's fully invested in the film now

bff1 ryder and his team of pups will come and save the day!! 🚓

bff2 Oh god 😂😫

bff3 At least I know my baby would have a good time being babysat by you two!

you aw i can't wait until that day 🥺

bff1 that's exactly why we're practising now! trying to sus out what's a nice movie to put on for them, ya know? so hurry up and make us PAWsome aunties

bff2 😂

bff3 You might not have to wait long! ☺️

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you WHAT DO YOU MEAN

bff2 Uhhhh WHAT??

bff3 Surprise? 😅

you WHAT DO YOU MEEEEAN?!!!!!

bff2 ARE YOU SERIOUS 😭😱

bff3 Yup... baby coming soon 😊❤️

bff1 we're going to be aunties? 😢

bff3 I hope so! But please don't fight over who gets godmother rights 😇

bff2 Congratulations you two!!!!!!!! 😭😘❤️

bff1 okay, but it will be me, right?

bff1 kidding, congratulations OMGGGGGGGGG 😍😍😍😍

bff2 Can we come over tonight to properly congratulate you? ❤️

bff2 Also, is Y/N still here? 😅

bff1 she's crying and our popcorn is all over the floor 🤣

you omg i'm so happy for you two im overwhelmed om im soo sorry liuu screw this film im coming over right now wtf why did you drop a bomb like that through TEXTSS im nOT OKAY !!!!!!

bff1 heck no you aren't, i paid already 😡

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bff1 sigh she won, we're in the car.

you SEE YOU SOON. I LOVE YOU.

you SO MUCH!

you 😭💖😭💖😭💖😭💖

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yourusername: city trip with olga 👯‍♀️ Liked by alexiaputellas, leahwilliamsonn, leilaouahabi and 3,113 others

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alexiaputellas Have fun and keep each other safe, por favor. Miss you 😘

bff1 remember to look right-left-right when crossing the street!!! ↳ albaps9 i second that. pls don't die in london bc after brexit, it'll be hell to ship your body back to spain ↳ bff1 how much do you think she'll cost to ship or do you think we should just let them keep her ↳ marisabel_rguez She has a heart of gold, so a lot of money, but can you girls maybe not talk about her dying? 😅

bff1 yeah because the wag life must be SO exhausting 😬

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Text Messages

you hey chula, i have a question. m 💌 Yes, I'd carry you around if you were a severed head. We've gone over this. 😆 you sweet! but i can't decide on something. can i send you a photo? m 💌 Princesa, I swear to god, if it's another one of those photos that'll drive me insane, I'll choke you. you oh you i wasn't going to but i now might m 💌 Noted...but okay, send me. you black or red? m 💌 YN... I swear 👀 you black or red? 😠 you sent a photo open ▼

m 💌 Oh phew they're just dresses jajaja m 💌 Hmmm... well you know what I think of you in black, but I'd love you in both 😉 m 💌 Why? What are you up to? you picking my ballon d'or dress for next week! you but ugh misa that doesn't help me m 💌 Ohh right! 😂😅 m 💌 For the record, I'd have said red if you were talking about lingerie. you ○○○ you ○○○ you great minds think alike you sent a photo open ▼

[spicy photo attached, use your imagination, teehee]

m 💌 ○○○ m 💌 ○○○ m 💌 ○○○ m 💌 YN?!? m 💌 Ale's sat beside me in the bus, dios mio m 💌 ○○○ m 💌 Fuck, you're beautiful. Amor, I love you but please!!!! m 💌 ○○○ you 😇 m 💌 😐 you oh, so are you scared of my sister now? m 💌 No. you of how she'll react when she realises the thoughts you're having about me? you because you are having those, no? m 💌 ○○○ m 💌 I am... you well i've been having thoughts about you too. you all day now m 💌 Go on. Delivered m 💌 Querida? you ○○○ you wait sorry, i have to run! m 💌 Fuck, YN, you're a menace, you know that? 😩 Delivered m 💌 And she's gone 😅 Delivered

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judebellingham Congrats Alexia! And lovely meeting you, YN! liked by 193 others ↳ username1 👀 ↳ username2 eh, please no? 😰

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Alexia Hey Misa. We spoke about this already, but I just want to say it one last time. I wish you and Y/N all the best together in Madrid, you're part of our family and I love you for how you love her. And I know you know this and will do this, but please take care of our laelia. Please. She's always been our entire world and I'm still a little reluctant letting her go where I cannot be there for her. But I know she has you now, which is the next best thing 😉But truly, I trust you with her. I know we've come a long way when it comes to that, but I speak the truth when I say that I am so grateful that it's you who has her heart. Don't be hard on each other when things get a little difficult in the beginning. You both haven't lived with someone for a while, so it will take some time to adjust to each other, no matter how much you love one another. But if anyone can do it, it's you two. It feels a little silly that I'm hurting so bad, but that kind of also means you're the right person for my sister. Because if you weren't, I wouldn't be hurting that hard, because I'd know she'll come back to us eventually. I'm not so sure that's the case this time. You've got her heart now, and like it or not, I don't think you'll ever get rid of her even if you wanted to jaja. She really loves you, Misa. She's never loved someone so hard. I can see that what you have is forever, even if it's only been a year. I don't think I'll ever be able to thank you enough for what you've done for her, the way you love her and did so even when she needed time. Your patience, respect and gentleness with her has earned you our love and respect. I guess I also kind of want to apologise again for what I whispered into your ear all those months ago after the PK. Because you're family. Vale? You are. Never forget.

Misa Hey. Thank you for telling me all of this, and for trusting me to take care of her. I know how close you all are and I actually feel really terrible for plucking her away from you, from her familiarities and her routines and her people. I know it was her own decision and that she really wants this, despite feeling a little torn too. If I could, I would have us live closer to you all. I know how lucky I am with her loving me so much that she wants to make a lot of sacrifices for me, but I also can't help but feel really bad about it. She's starting all over again and that can be scary, but I'm going to make sure that she feels at home and safe and loved over here, I promise you. That she'll settle in quickly and that she will never forget she's my world. That she doesn't feel like she made all those sacrifices in vain. You can trust me that I'll keep to my promise, Alexia. She's my entire world, and I have loved her for longer than I even realised myself. I know it might be a little challenging at first, but after the obstacles we went through together, I know this will only be a small bump. I'll make sure to schedule regular visits to Barcelona, even if our schedules get a little busy. I don't want to come in between the bond she has with you and her friends. I would never want to take that away from her, which is why I feel so guilty that I'm indirectly kind of doing exactly that. I actually wanted to pass up on the place we found and wait with looking for anything until after the world cup, so that she wouldn't already be by herself right away. But she insisted and I have to agree, it's the perfect place for us. I think her friends are planning to stay some weekends with her while we're in Australia, so that does ease my mind. And you're also always welcome to stay and visit us, Alexia. Actually, I'd love if you could come over for a few days during our time off after the world cup. I think she'd really appreciate it. Just keep it a surprise, for now? Anyway, I have to go back to painting the next layer in the living room so all the painting is done when she arrives, jaja! She gave me clear instructions which colours to use and where. She got really serious about it and it made me love her even more. But thank you, Alexia. You mean a lot to me. I will forever cherish you and your sister. I promise you.

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a/n: choose a flower of your liking, hope it'll cheer you up! 🌼🌻🌷🌺

[esti11a]

Matchmakers

MATCHMAKERS PART 1

PART 2 HERE: ‘THE WRONG BROTHER’

pairing : jude bellingham x reader

summary : when the two best friend wants to play matchmaker for their single-pringle friends.

author’s note : this is actually my second (!?) story here hope you all like it!! this one is dedicated to my bestie! ( @vivileclerc love you). Kisses -L.

ENGLISH IS NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE

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to be continued…..

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Guess who had this waiting in the drafts 😃

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ME

so sorry for the delay lol

This is my HC’s for Bruce and Alfred with Gymnast!daughter

Bruce

So Bruce and Gymnast!Daughter meet because she gets an internship at his company for school credits or smth at 15 cause her dad left (he found out she wasn’t his boo kid, daughter didn’t know that yet she just thought he was being shitty lol) and her mum was sick so couldn’t work as much to support them so gymnast!daughter headed to her mums workplace Wayne Enterprise (😏) to apply for an internship for her school (also money lol) so gymnast!daughter who is super duper extra smart gets to have an internship as Bruce’s secretary and sometimes assistant. She basically shadows Bruce’s personal assistant and also helps out as his secretary to see how life as a CEO goes and how to manage buisness and all that.

Tim who has been tooken in by Bruce at this point and works for Wayne enterprises takes notice and is like oh another smart kid working here amd they start eating lunch together amd becoming friends.

This is where Alfred comes in because he’s noticed that Bruce is happier I mean you can’t blame Bruce. He sees so much of himself in Gymnast!Daughter but in an endearing I want you to succeed at everything you want to do kind of way. And Tim tells him about Bruce’s secretary who’s super smart and how it’s easy to get along with her seeing as they’re similar ages and she’s super nice. Alfred then decided that she’s coming round for dinner.

He was shocked at first because as soon as she walked through the manor doors he was seeing Martha Wayne. ( 😔😢)

After taking her coat and leading her to the living room where Tim and Damian were bickering so she could hang with them u till supper Alfred went up to Bruce’s room and asked him if she. Oils be his daughter.

Bruce is just confused. Like full on 🤨 WTF face.

Alfred realises that Bruce doesn’t remember his mums face enough for him to see the startling resemblance between gymnast!daughter and Martha.

Justice for Martha btw.

Alfred then takes a photo of Bruce and his parent out of his pocket and shows it to Bruce.

Bruce then had a brain fart.

Apart from the eyes (green) girlie could be Martha Wayne Jr.

Alfred and Bruce both have a wtf moment.

Then Damian screams at Tim so they decide to go downstairs amd have a civil dinner before Tim and Damian kill each other 🥰.

At the dinner table Alfred asks Gymnast!daughter about her family, any siblings what do her parents do for work etc like basic introductions and stuff.

She has no siblings (little does she know☺️) and her parents are divorcing. She leaves out the part where her dad just upped and left her mum after an argument and her mum having terminal cancer.

Anyway dinner goes well Damian takes a liking to her because he thinks she’s capable of stealing Tim’s spot in the company which would leave Damian as the sole possible heir to Bruce. (Little does he know 😀)

Bruce drives gymnast!daughter back but she asks to be dropped of at the hospital. She tells him her mum is dying of cancer and is in the final stages of her life so she chooses to sleep at the hospital to not miss her going . She them breaks down saying she didn’t want to mention it at dinner and she’s just so overwhelmed with how nice Alfred and Damian were to her that night and how nice it was to have dinner and feel like part of a family (my Shayla)

Bruce asks about her dad and she says he just left then one day 😢.

He goes into rhe hospital w her sees her mum and oh shit. He does recognise her. He had a one night stand w her years ago and went on a few dates but she broke things off cause she was getting married(not her choice it was an arranged marriage)

So what are the chances her daughter who is just as old as their affair is a doppelgänger of his mum.

She recognises Bruce aswell.

She then has a coughing fit and as doctors rush in Bruce walks out.

To the reception 😄

To pay for her treatment and to have her in the most comfortable room available with 24/7 doctors surveillance trying to make sure she stays alive.

That lasted about a month.

When gymnast!daughter was at school Bruce would visit her and they’d talk.

She tells him how once she got sick she told her husband she didn’t think that gymnast!daughter was his amd je just left. She tells him her marriage wasn’t too great, he wasn’t a bad husband they just didn’t love each other and didn’t try to either. They only did ‘it’ a couple of times but she was alr pregnant then so they didn’t do much after.

At first Bruce was annoyed because he missed out on his daughters entire childhood but then realises he’ll have the rest of his life with her and that he shouldn’t get angry with the woman he used to love when it’s her final days and she won’t get to see her daughter grow older than 16 😔.

Gymnast!daughter does visit her mum with Bruce. Well she’s there every night but Bruce being Batman isn’t there every night, he does always check in on them as Batman though. Hes be there like 3/7 days as Bruce and those days hed stay untill morning then drop of Gymnast!daughter at school and spend the morning with the mum. Let’s give the mum a name acrually I feel bad just saying rhe mum lol

Lorraine.

Okay so he’ll spend the morning with Lorraine on nights je spent at the hospital after dropping Gymnast!daughter at school. Hed go to the company after lunch work à bit pick up his daughter from school snd drop her off at the hospital.

Mind you gymnast!daughter doesn’t even know hes her real dad yet but she starts seeing him as her dad.

So this routine lasted as I said about a month maybe a month and a half before Lorraine dies but in the up and coming days to her death she tells Bruce that she thinks she’s going to die soon and that she wants to tell Gymnast!daughter that he is her Dad and that she’d like to spend one last day as a family together. (😭)

(Also I’ve changed the plot I feel as if it’s better daughter know abt her relation to Bruce before her mum dies and gets to spend time with both of them knowing this instead of what I originally wrote about her finding out like 2 years after Bruce adopted her that they are biologically related)

So lots of crying when Lorraine ( the mum) amd Bruce tell gymnast!daughter that she is his daughter because the gymnast!daughter is so happy that the person she’s grown to see as a Dad for the past year is actually her bio Dad amd that once her mum passes she can stay with Bruce. He also tells both of them hes the Batman because he doesn’t want the woman he loved so much once upon a time to die without knowing the biggest part of his life. (Let’s be real Bruce still is down bad for Lorraine cause she’s a bald baddie and even sickly snd dying he thinks she’s just as beautiful as 16 years ago)

For Lorraine’s last 2 weeks they ended up taking Bruce’s private jet amd just going places snd doing things Lorraine has always wanted to do. He even got superman to take her flying but like super slow speed to not wear her down.

They went to Tokyo, saw the Sydney Opera Houses (yes houses there are multiple Sydney opera houses jt should be called tge Sydney opera house square cause I thought there was only one huge one 💀 there’s a bunch) they visited the Paris Opera house to see some ballet and also went to NYC to see broadway (phantom of the opera) then to Geneva to see Les Miserables. They went everywhere.

After gymnast!daughter’s mum Lorraine died Bruce had to go to the children’s court to adopt her and also handed in a legal statement signed by Lorraine with a DNA test to show that Bruce was the bio dad and how he wanted daughter’s birth certificate changed and he also made the demand to adopt her.

This was gothams news of the decade because what do you mean Bruce Wayne is adopting a child that is for once, his bio child??? And how is the press only finding out now??!?!?!

Amyway. She moves into the manor and is reintroduced to everyone as g!d Wayne wich leads Damiannto having a one sided rivalry.

The way he sees it Bruce has another illegitimate child except this one is older than him which pushes him down on the line of succession by one.

Gymnast!daughter doesn’t really think of this seeing as her mum just died. And she now acrually has siblings wich is fun. Also she just sees Damian as a cutie even more now that hes her actual brother.

Alfred sometimes tears up because he remembers g!d’s mum and because she also looks like Martha amd they’re both dead so double the sadness but hes happy that she’s officially part of the family. He’s also quite sad that he wasn’t part of her life up until now 😢.

But now that she’s officially part of the family everyone starts going to her gymnastics competitions whenever they can. Bruce will have someone else fill in for him on patrol if it means he can watch her perform.(🥹)

Hes trying to make up for missing like 14 years of gymnastics lessons and competitions and the 16 years of her life.

Bruce also gets the gym in the bat cave fully suited out with the best gymnastics equipment even though there was already a lot of stuff because of Dick Bruce had everything upgraded to Olympic standard equipment and made sure there was like 4 of each, in case anything broke.

So now for the more HC parts of their relationship.

Bruce always show up for her. School graduation, teacher parent night, gymnastics training and competitions.

He’ll be there to drop her off at gymnastics training and he’ll be there to pick her up, watching for 20 minutes at the end of her lesson. Sometimes Dick or Damian will tag along and the others but mainly these 2.

Dick because he loves watching her doing gymnastics, she’s super talented and he recognises that and sees the passion she puts into it and he just thinks that makes her the coolest little sister ever so he likes to show up for her.

Damian just wants to see how capable she is. Hes trying to figure out how good she would hypothetically be as Robin if you take her gymnastics skill and overall athleticism and flexibility and acrobatic-ness into consideration.He’s just making sure she doesn’t steal his mantle ad the Robin but he does admire her as-well but won’t admit that yet so he just watches and analyses for now.

After a while her coach had to move for a better job in another team so gymnast!daughter’s team had no more coach so Bruce bought the gym they used to train at, had everything upgraded, even the lights, they got totally revamped locker rooms, à hang out room for team meetings with fully stocked mini fridges and freezers, fully supplied with nutritional protein fuelled ice cream, that actually tastes yummy, and other drinks that are athlete approved (no redbull that turns muscle mass into water if you haven’t finished developing yet) and also scientifically proven to be beneficial for your health, he also added a smoothie bar and hired a nutritionist to be a bar tender to make them smoothies. Now he hired a team of 4 private coaches to work at the gym year round and attend to the athletes needs. Safe to say this helped gymnast!daughter a lot for improving her skill, jt also helped her teammates and their gym became more popular so a lot of more kids started taking classes.

As a Wayne, gymnast!daughter had to start attending galas with Bruce Damian and Tim. She actually liked them though so she liked spending time at rhe galas with Bruce instead of moping in a corner like Tim amd Damian sometimes did.

The press loved her, Martha Wayne’s twin, always smiley when they photographed her at galas and even when the stupid annoying paparazzi would get photos of her hanging out with her friends in Gotham she just always seemed so nice, and none of the photos of her were bad either wich then started à kind of trend where Gotham teens would have their friends sneekily take photos of them during the week to see if it was possible to be as photogenic as gymnast!daughter. Spoiler (pun totally intended) it was not.

She was soon on the covers of fashion magazines and sports ones too. She wasn’t just known for being amazing she was known for her gymnastics aswell.

This made Bruce super proud because he was so happy that his daughter was so loved after years of only having her mum.

However this does less to someone trying to kidnap her at à gala but due to Bruce attending as Bruce he couldn’t do much in the hear of the moment, neither could Damian or Tim but don’t worry, Bruce was suspicious of a crime lord attending the gala and I’m talking about super duper mega huge crime empire like this guy wasn’t just a crime lord her was THE crime lord, you could even go as far as to say gothams crime EMPEROR. So he has a couple of the justice league whose identities weren’t completely secret attend as well and some on the roof.

Roy harper 😋😋

Connor Kent 😋😋

Diana amd also Jason and Dick.

Now Ik that Diana is the only one who’s identity is somewhat known, I’ve seen adaptations of her I think in a series where Diana Peon was known as Wonder Woman so everyone except her was just going under cover as security. So when she does get kidnapped for ransom she gets saved super duper quickly but by who??

Idk if you want I can put a poll because I plan on writing abt how gymnast!daughter would act when some rando just tries and kid apps her i think that would be funny but I’d do for the others aswell vut that is all for this little part of the gymnast!daughter series.

Hi so I said at the start of this fic but again guess what stupid little idiot has had this in her drafts thinking she posted it Sunday.

😇😇

Me.

So I feel stupid lol but here it is again sorry for the delay amd here is the pill

[aleksa-sims]

RL Story

It was still P’s birthday. 🥳 In the evening, Nico, Philip, Bianca and I went out. Sandra couldn’t come with us, because Liam got sick. My little one was at my parents place & Annabelle at P.'s Moms.

We were in the same club as last time because Bianca and Patricia worked there. I was still unsettled about earlier. Especially when I saw Patricia and Bianca approaching me and Nico in their... hot outfits.🤨 I have forbidden Nico to look at Patrica! I was jealous and afraid he might get a crush on her or so? Afterall there was something going on between them 2 years ago. Idk if N. slept with her? Before he met me, he and Philip dated the twins. I just didn’t dare to ask him about details. Just the idea of it.... messed me up.🙁

But, well, it’s gonna be a lot worse for me tonight. Daniel was also there with his new girlfriend. 😞🤦‍♀️I didn’t see him at first, I was busy with Nico. N. didn’t even pay attention to Patricia. He only had eyes for me, which made me so happy. 😊

The club was getting crowded, and yet, Daniel saw me with Nico. He was right behind us with his girlfriend. I had the feeling of being watched. This is no joke, I felt Daniel’s presence somehow. Is he really here, I wondered? Without taking my thoughts seriously, I turned around. As if his gaze had drawn me to him....

There he was, he was really standing in front of me and looking at me smiling, as he held his girlfriend’s hand.  I couldn't take my eyes off him. I was shocked! Not because he was there but because I knew it before I turned to him.

Daniel actually asked Nico if he wants to exchange with him! 🤦‍♀️😲Us girls!! He really said, "may i cut in?" He was just kidding, that was rather sarcastic. Nico apparently understood and replied: "If the girls don’t mind?" Hm that was clever of N. He left the decision to me. He wanted to see, if I would do what he expected from me.

But then................ Philip headed over to us. He saw Daniel! And Daniel saw him!! 😬😬The mood shifted quickly. The uneasiness of the situation was palpable, making everyone on edge. But this time, Philip didn’t intend to provoke Daniel as usual. There was no reason for P. to argue with Daniel anymore.

No it was Bianca, his girlfriend who couldn’t keep her mouth shut. She didn’t know that Daniel and I were married. The more I was confused by her statement. "I can get this drug dealer kicked out.", Bianca said with a pissed look. WTF? Drug dealer? Why does Bianca think D.’s a drug dealer?

Daniel: You want to throw me out?

Me: No! Nobody wants to throw you out! It was probably just a misunderstanding.

Nico: You don’t have to leave, man! We'll leave!

Philip: Nobody has to go! Calm down!

Daniel: I fuck off!

Me: Daniel, wait!

Daniel: Get off me! Stay away from me! You and I, we’re not good for each other. Stay with your new friends.

Me: 😞😞 💔

He left 😢, with that girl .... I just stood there without really understanding what had just happened? I think I need to talk to Bianca! 🤨

Previous/Next

[whats-the-word-again]

An INTENSE reading with Lord Ares

Me: hmmmm, I wanna add to my worship of Lord Ares; I wanna do something a bit bigger this time... A digital Shrine!! (NOT a temple, I have neither the expertise or authority for that) Yeah that's a great idea! Better check with him first before I do though.

Me: [gets out my tarot deck, sets up a small offering and invites Ares into my space, thinking this will be a chill, short reading.]

Cards: lol wtf you actually suck why are you talking to me? You literally do everything wrong in life, you're so fucked.

Me: ????? Lord Ares????

Ares: Not me.

*Proceeds to pull the Tower and a MYRIAD of just Bad cards*

Me: [freaking out]- hello?? who is this and how can I make this up to you? What did I do wrong??

Me: Yknow what, lets start afresh..

[I ask for Lord Ares and Lord Ares ONLY to enter my space.]

Ares: I'm here! But not for long...

Me: ??

Ares: You don't need me anymore, it's time to let go...

Me: ??? I very clearly still need you- I don't want you to go :(( what?? what is going on?? please?? why are you being so ominous? is this a goodbye??

do my attachment issues show?

Ares: I'm just kidding lol. You should have seen your face.

Me: :0

Ares: This is your problem; you gotta stop jumping to conclusions. You need to take time to think things over. It's okay to get all the facts before believing anyting.

Me: ah.... so uh, did you want the E-Shrine then? (trying to get back on topic)

Ares: Really think about it, think it over. Organize it properly before you do anything, prepare it, don't have it just all over the place. And if after all that you still want to make it, then yes, you can go for it.

*He knows I make rash decisions that I struggle to commit to easily*

Me: Okay. so uh, was that you being mad at me earlier too?

Ares: Huh? No. I had nothing to do with that. But I think you know who it was.

Me: Lady Aphrodite... (for context [TW]; shes been trying to help me through one of my self-destructive behaviours and recently I kept telling her that I'd work on it but then I never did :/)

Ares: Yep.

*Insert me asking if I can post this ✨experience✨ to tumblr and he said yeah.*

Me: Any other message for me before I close up?

Ares: Reiterates that it was just a joke beforehand and that he's still here with me

Ares: I'm still here. I'm still here for you and I love you.

Me: What? :O

Ares: It's okay, you can say it back.

Me: I love you too Lord Ares. Thank you for your time :D

Overall experience? Most stressful reading I've ever had. Was it productive? Sure. Efficient? No.

30+ cards pulled 😢 (I lost track after 20 tbh)

I was exhausted after to say the least :,)

dividers made by @ vibeswithrenai

CLARIFYING - PLS READ !!

All of this is my reading and interpretation of the cards as well as intense gut feelings. This is just how I have interpreted the conversation; I cannot (sadly) hear or see the gods. I can slightly feel their presence, but I only have the thoughts and the feelings that come to me.

the casual language used is simply me, again, interpreting it into easier to convey language.

Lady Aphrodite was not actually threatening me or angry at me. You cannot GENUINELY anger the gods that easily. She was just, as Lord Ares was, trying to send me a message in a way that would catch my attention and that I'd listen

the 'I love you' exchange at the end is !NOT ROMANTIC!. whilst I do not have a problem with godspousing, i am a MINOR, Lord Ares knows this of course. Although I don't think I'd label it as a fatherly 'I love you', it is 100% NOT ROMANTIC or sexual or any kind. I am a minor.

[miimo96]

Thoughts on TBHK Chapter 120

We made it boys Chapter 120 is HERE! Let's see what they have in store for us today ^^ oh boy this cover card is already making me sad because how DARE you remind us of the good old days before throwing us into whatever torment awaits us 😫

What is it Clock keepers week or somethin, I swear ever since the announcement of S2 we've been getting nothing but clock keepers content like wtf Aidairo, don't get me wrong I LOVE the clock keepers but Damn save some surprises for the anime ^^;

Ok WOAH 3 things, 1, it seems that we were kinda right with saying that this was not our original kou because of how nonchalant he acted last chapter and how he Wanted to bring yashiro here to THIS hanako, 2nd of all it seems that while tho the entity does seem to have control over hanako and I guess kou, it DOES seem that you are able to fight it, meaning it doesn't have Full control over hanako therefore there is a way to bring him back

This is the Definition of "Denial " 😅😅

NO! Don't tell me mitsuba is dead again, NOOO! I can't handle this anymore aidairo, why do you DO THIS, also looks like I was right, yashiro is going to have to decide on whether bringing back the Old timeline, or keeping things the way they are now. Yeeah the clock keepers aren't going to like that 😅

I don't know about you but this seemed ODDLY familiar to me ^^ *cough, cough* hanako's keys *cough, cough*

TIME-SLIPING! 😱

Nah, this ain't our Kou for SURE, if ya had any doubts earlier then This right here just PROVES it, he is straight talking like a villain for real 😫 also yay Red house lore

Wait so Amane's Dead in this timeline as well!? 🤯 that means this man never has a Good ending

F*CK! you gotta be effing kidding me MAN! Aida when I catch you aida, Aida when I catch you! Also look at where's he's talking her to, the effing PIT, yep my sacrifice theory is coming to past ^^;

The Homie TERU!!! Omg never in my life have I've been SO glad to see you ^w^ That's TWICE now he's come in clutch

No, NO NO! DON'T TELL ME HE'S DYING😰😰😰

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!😭😭😭😭😭 not him PLEASE NOT HIM!

Oh my heart just SANK

If there was 1 word to describe this chapter, it would be: DESPAIR. Oh nah I don't think I can handle this anymore, this chapter literally just BROKE me, I don't even want to read anymore but I've to too far, I HAVE to see the end, well, guess we'll see what happens next month, omg this chapter just, WOW!😢😢😢 (yeah I rather have the old timeline back thank you)

[nattinatalia]

Urban Wyatt x Harlow Sister : Instagram AU

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yourusername My two favorite boys 🫀✨

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jackharlow Excuse me, What am I?

yourusername My brother?

jackharlow Therefor I need to be your favorite boy too.

yourusername Ehhh *runs and hides*

claybornharlow It’s official, we’ve lost favoritism from my sister 😢 I’m heartbroken 💔

jackharlow Speak for yourself, I’m still her favorite.

claybornharlow Whatever makes you sleep at night.. wait you don’t because you get nightmares.

yourusername LMAAOOOO AYYOO 😩

urbanwyatt Here I thought I would have to fight for your love and attention from your brothers, now it’s a damn dog too 🤦🏼‍♂️

yourusername You love this “damn dog” so relax.

urbanwyatt Not him taking out his tongue at me because he took my spot on laying on u 🙄

yourusername 😭😭😭

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yourusername World, meet my son, Scrappy Harlow Wyatt. He’s the most adorable, cuddliest and loving doggie, I’m forever in love 🥹❤️

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neelamthadhani 😍😍

urbanwyatt He took my place 😢

jackharlow as long as it’s a dog and not an actual baby

urbanwyatt soon 😉

yourusername ABSOLUTELY NOT

urbanwyatt Babe, you should’ve gone along with it. I wanted to get them mad.

claybornharlow 🙄 We know you two don’t want kids anytime soon, so we wouldn’t have believed you anyway.

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urbanwyatt How the night started vs how she woke up this morning.

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yourusername NEVER AGAIN

urbanwyatt You say that all the time 😭

yourusername And I mean it this time.

druski You owe me 1000 if I see you drinking

yourusername Fucker YOU owe ME.

druski for what?

urbanwyatt You lost the game of beer pong bro 🤦🏼‍♂️

druski Hmm don’t recall

yourusername Of course 🙄

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yourusername A little boyfriend appreciation post. I’ve been in bed sick for the weekend and he’s been taking care of me and Scrappy 🥺 I’m such a baby when I’m sick, so he’s been all hands on deck. Thank youuuu myyy lipppsss, I love you.

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urbanwyatt ily you my tits 🤭😘

yourusername You’re annoying 🙄 let me take down the post now.

urbanwyatt Don’t you dare

claybornharlow lips and tits? Wtf 🤯 couldn’t y’all call each other something better?

yourusername NO 😙

cozane I can’t believe he’s actually sharing you with Scrappy 🤣🤣🤣

urbanwyatt He’s lucky I don’t send his ass packing.

yourusername I’ll break up with you if you ever make me get rid of my baby boy.

jackharlow So is this a bad time to tell you that Urb almost lost scrappy at the dog park yesterday?

urbanwyatt JACKMAN 🤦🏼‍♂️

yourusername I’M BEATING BOTH YALL ASSES!!!!!!

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urbanwyatt Don’t let the face fool you, this little shit is the devil whenever my girl isn’t around.

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yourusername How dare you make up lies about my baby?

jackharlow Oh so typical y/n behavior then?

yourusername Huh? 🤨

claybornharlow You’d be bad with us but whenever mom or dad would be around, you’d act like the perfect child.

yourusername There was no acting, I was a good child ☺️

urbanwyatt Babe, you were bad as a kid.

jackharlow She still is.

yourusername This post wasn’t even about me, it was about our son, so chill with trying to lie on my name and character 🙄

mamamaggie 🤨 all 3 of my children were and are still bad, case closed

mamamaggie But look at my fur grandson 😍 so handsome.

urbanwyatt Just wait until we give you an actual human grandson.

jackharlow I’m too young to be an uncle.

yourusername You’re too grown to be acting a fool.

mamamaggie Urban, the moment you get my daughter pregnant will be the moment I disown you as my favorite son in law.

urbanwyatt I’m your only son in law 🤨

mamamaggie Are you really though?

yourusername MOOOM 😱 😳

mamamaggie What? I didn’t say anything 🙊

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[nijigasakilove]

The passage of time in this series has such a melancholic feel to it. Can’t believe Ponko is a MOM now wtf?? Like we’ve seen her entire life at this point. My big fear is seeing her pass away by the end which I think we’re gonna have happen just to reinforce Yachiyo’s immortality. The tanukians working at the hotel as a generational thing where Yachiyo watches them all grow up, get old and die as she continues running the hotel ad infinitum is making me sad 😢

On a less depressing note, Tamako is a carbon copy of Ponko as a kid. Getting up to no good and messing shit up at the hotel. Apple don’t fall far from the tree lol. The sneakity/squirty murder bounty hunter case was so good. I knew when Buddy wanted to eat alone in his room and asked for complete privacy that SOMETHING was up, but I didn’t think he’d be a serial terrorist 😂

Ponko and Yachiyo covering up his death, trying to hide the body and keep the bounty hunter uniformed was so funny. It shows you how much Yachiyo’s grown when SHE’s the one suggesting deceiving guests. “I’m Ponko’s cucked husband” lmaooo Poor Ponstin over here thinking Ponko was cheating on him

Speaking of Ponko.. casual clothes Ponko is kinda.. 👀

So wait I’m confused on how the aliens died, was it the candy that Tamako was eating? How does it specifically target them tho? Anyway this episode was so fun, it’s crazy that 527 freaking years have passed since the tanukians came to earth. How much time will pass by the end of this series 😭 we need a manga adaptation of this or something. I need more of this cast.

P.S we finally see Ponko’s brother too!! So he’s off living in the countryside as a ceramicist. That’s so cool

[garbage--account]

okayyyy, i needed time to sort all the infodump there was on Friday and recover from this major canon event but here we go !!!!!

My reaction to the latest IE showcase + trailers :

Chronicle mode

We're having a story mode in the chronicle mode on top of the story mode in the same game ????? My mind is blown (my wig snatched 💅)

wtf they made law for time-travel now ???? Noooo i wanted to keep fucking up the space-time continuum for fun without going to jail, what am i supposed to do now 😭

And you kids, that's why you NEVER try to save the world, see? Wait hold one : WHY IS THE CHILD DRIVING ????

Me trying to read his job title :

(I saw some user calling him CEO of time-travel malpractice, i think i will refer to him as this because bro left a underage time-travel terrorist group just to keep being a menace, that's kinda iconic✨️)

Hyper-dimensional lovecraftian T-pose

Oh yeah, i forgot my soccer rpg had soccer plot sorry

He makes me feel so uneasy, i don't think he has pure intentions please watch out and stay safe girlies 🙏😇

ROUND FACE ENDOU IS BACK ! ROUND FACE ENDOU SUPREMACY 🛐

Are we gonna literally dive into ppl's mind ? That sounds so cool fr. Idk why but the device + the concept remind me of those double hypnosis from The Exorcist II : the heretic. Anyway that sounds promising and has a lot of potential for character development (i hope chronicle mode includes VR story mode).

I am glad IE plots keep getting wackier and crazier fuck realism we don't need you in this house

Dark souls vibes 🎀✨️💝💅 (anyway this goes well with the concept of exploring character's mind)

Story mode

The main dish, i hope they cooked 😋

In this cinematic, i feel Unmei's gonna casually grab one of them like they are items (Unmei's so casually chaotic i love him)

Unmei, Sakurazaki and Soji if their InaCord chat ever got leaked :

Are their opponents doing blackface ??? In 2025??? Level 5 is going to jail too 🤣

They are what i am least excited about tbh, good thing we can recruit other random scouts. Except if the main plot has several routes and endings ? (I don't think so). I don't particulary like their chara-designs (except for 2 girls) and i don't find any of them interesting for now...

CHOSE YOUR COACH : 1. Adult Goujin, 2. Doge, 3. Old MacDonald, 4. Baddie

Prettyyyyyy 🥰😍💖

The fact someone his gabarit could be lightning-fast is actually terrifying : imagine an ugly-ass obese half-giant coming to your at Mach 6 ???? I wouldn't survive. (Hey we got a dub name for him !)

I don't like her design and she has mean girl vibes but not in a good way. Girl has an habitable forehead someone help her ☠️ her color palette reminds me of Nae tho

Stop spoling Haru's character arc, Hino !

Competion mode

This is the part i think i have the least thing to say... we already saw most of it in the beta

Ah yes, our reminder to go touch grass and get a real job, because summoning the element to strike a goal isn't a real skill in real life 😢

.... did we just saw Tachimukai shapeshifting into Endou ???? 😱😱😱 OK ????

Annnd that's it.

Kizuna Mode

I feel like this is the mode no one will play as Level 5 intended and i legit wanna see this becoming the most chaotic gameplay ever and see all the shitposts it will give us

Level 5 : "You can create and customize your own avatar in game"🗣 *proceeds to create the ugliest flavorless chara-design ever*

Mid/10

Dat booty tho 😳

Level 5 : "create your own neighborhood in game for your friends to visit" 🥰

*puts a sus ovni in the middle of the street like the madlad Hino is*

This is gonna be fun

Notes aside

Me when i realize we have an official definitive release date after 52836929 years of waiting 😭 :

The time has come, flops, i am so emotional rn 🤪

Gouenji, after 17 goddamn years, you have to fix your punctuality issue, it ain't cute anymore (you too Hino) 😡

Part 2 incoming

[decapitatedsnake]

My little (to no) context reaction to the wisdom saga 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

(I couldn't stay up to watch the live so I'm just listening to the music = no animatics)

[30th of august 14:58]

Legendary

. I mean I've already heard legendary but I'm excited

. Gorgeous music, I feel transported into like ancient greece

. This sounds amazing

. The guy who voices Telemachus (MICO?) is adorable

. I don't like the riffs but he sounds good

. Telemachus deserves the world

. "L-l-l-l egendary"

. 108??!

. Isn't he like 13 here? (anywhere from 12-15 i feel like)

. I don't think we got a snippet of the ending

. MAN OF THE HOUSE

. AHHHA

. 20 YEARS?? WHAT

. I can't tell if they said 12 or 20

."BOY" Lowkey scared me

. EXCUSE YOU SIR TRAMP?? WHO DOES HE THINK-

. Antinous didn't come to play DAYUM

. This is insane

. "Whatcha gonna do about it champ?" Jorge was totally right Ayron is such a good Antinous

. Awwww he can't do anything :<

. Wait?

Little wolf

. GET HIM TELEY

. I love Antinous's voice

. I really loved the snippets for this one

. "I'll teach you all the lessons your daddy never could" it's on sight actually

. And little wolf is just so ughh I wanna punch him

. ATHENA

. FIGHT BACK

. BAHAHAHA UPPERCUT?

. QUICK THOUGHT

. And he👏is👏a 👏bully👏

. SHOW HIM

. ATHENA IS SO COOL

. OMG OMG

. Her voice is stunning

. The animatics are gonna go so hard

. Awww

. Oh he lost??

. Telemachus:((

. I mean yeah why did she come to your aid?

We'll be fine

. We only got Teleys bit so I'm excited

. Oo start with Athena

. FRIEND??

. Don't make me cry

. "He was a lot like you" gee I wonder why

. GREW APART :((

. HIS LIGHT!!

. GLORIOUS VOICE

. WAITT THEY CHANGED IT

. "Or if hes worth the hype but" > " I don't know what he's like"

. Fair enough

. And they changed "Cuz I got in a fight, sailed to an island when I've never left home shores"

. Okay it's been less than 5 minutes please refrain on the whole "friend" thing rn lol

. God telemachus voice (I can't shut up they're such good singers"

. DUET!!!!

. YOU WILL BE FINE

. Kid? Is he twenty or 12 I can't tell

Love in paradise

. FUCK YES

. WAIT THE INTRO?

. THEY WERE AT SEA FOR 10 YEARS, damn

. THE MUSIC SOARING, IT'S SO COOL, ouch

. CALYPSO MY LOVE (only the epic version though) [Ik it's up to interpretation but for me she doesn't sa him in this version]

. She's my wife 🙂 anyway 🤨

. HELL NO

. Oh shit love in paradise is athena watching, not Odysseus's experience

. Like this is when they first met and Calypso and Odysseus have been together for 7 years

. 7 YEARS

. YEAH I SAID THAT, before the song did

. ODYSSEUS!!

. WHAT > THE LEDGE

. ODYSSEUS 😭😭😭😭

. Wtf I am not emotionally stable enough for this

. Open..... arms.. BRO

. HIS MUM, POLITES AND EURY AND PENELOPE AND ATHENA??? BROO 😢

. YEAH I THINK HE DOES NEED HELP UGH

God games

. Ooo very grand

. Athena get him PLEASE

. She's about that business

. YES GOD GAMES INTRO OMGG

. WAIT WERE GONNA HEAR APOLLO AND HEAPHESTUS I'M SO EXCITED

. THE LITTLE MUSIC CHANEGS ARE SO GOOD

. ZEUS VOICE IS SO AMASZNIGN

. "and me" 😎

. That is not how I thought Apollo would sound

. He's batting for the sirens?? Um Ig that makes sense

. Oh Heaphestus I totally thought that aphrodite was next

. Well she's level 3 anyway

. BRO HIS DAD VOICES HEAPHESTUS I LOVE THAT

. Wait Apollo and Heaphestus are very reasonable, good for them

. NOW THE ONE WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR (excluding Hera)

. OMG IT'S THE SNIPPET THAT'S THE FINAL

. Athena's voice is new?

. Hmm she rerecorded but they didn't

. DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO KILL HER

. Don't fuck with Telemachus in front of Athena

. "Ughh release him"

. HERA

. OH FUCK SHE'S PERFECT CMON

. RELEASE HIM

. ZEUS YOU DICKHEAD SHE'S THE GODESS OF WISDOM LITERALLY ONLY HER COULD BEAT YOUR GAME

. WHAT WHAT

. NO

. WHAT???

. WHAT'S going on

. The music is telling me she like survived whatever his ambush was

. Zeus....

.THATS THE END WHATT