#wtf michael au

[karmaxxx130]

So I had an idea...

Michael doesn't need to sleep and it's very difficult for him to do it voluntarily, but when it's cold it's a different story. If the temperature drops below zero, his corpse has a hard time moving until he can't move at all. His consciousness fades little by little. He gets very tired and if he stays in a really cold area, he can fall asleep. Hibernation mode? So sometimes, when he's tired of having to take care of the pizzeria, he goes into the refrigerator to take a nap.

When he sleeps, his body is very stiff at first. When it gets warm again, he becomes like a rag doll. It takes him a little longer to come back to consciousness, so his body is in the same liquid state as a cat's. Like really flexible. People can just move him from one place to another without any reaction.

Charlie likes it a lot because it reminds her of cats. She loves cats and it's been a long time since she's seen one so sometime she tell herself Michael is just a really mangy stray cat.

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[achillean-knight]

You know what?

Woe, post scooped Michael be upon yee

[kukushkapoehala]

What is it!??!??

I tried to draw in Pensil2D🤘🤘😼🫦🤙

[woundmypride]

niche fanart of this random incomplete fnaf musical i got recommended on youtube lol

[gentlelemon99]

Not mine (from TikTok) the user is: xplauge101

Michael (Springtrap)

Golden Freddy (William lmao)

Puppet stay Charlotte lmao

This is just a random thing 😂 funny tho-

[d-lanx]

Netflix Kickoff Punk Screenshots

[emicat1159]

So I wanted to try out some creative writing with this new auuuuuu~ gave it a cool name, "Into Ashes", not too bad right? To start of I thought to write a few paragraphs about how the main three angels- Mike, Gabe, and Raph, are told that they are to travel to a different universe and see what's there. Maybe I'll have one or two others go with them, I dunno yet. Something simple like that as a little test, you could say.. I don't know what I'm doing honestly but hey! It's fun

Anyway, writing and art:

"Listen, my son. I have an important task for you and your brothers.

There exists a world which has been abandoned by its Lord.

Go to this world, Michael. See what can be salvaged"

The final words his father spoke to him echoed through Michael's mind as he descended through the highest Heavens down to where his brothers awaited him. The skies swirled with purple and blue hues, illuminated by the stars and the ophanim who held together the galaxies. A sight he wasn't privileged to often, his work within heaven rarely gave him any free time to explore their skies the way he could when he was younger. And yet, he still felt like a young child when lifted by father's hand, as if he never left his light all those millennia ago. He tries to not think too deeply about those times.

'A rare event' he thought to himself, 'father hasn't spoken to any of us in centuries' he straightened out his suit, still wearing it after returning from a mission down on earth, he hadn't had the time to change before being summoned to his father's throne.

'I might even be completely camouflaged against the colour of the heavens right now, perhaps they won't even notice my return' he thought, amused.

Passing through the golden gates that lead to the throne of his father and into the archangels' domain, the figures of the two younger angels appeared through the thick layers of cloud. Raphael, the fourth oldest of the angels welcomed his brother back with a warm smile, his halo glowing brightly behind his head. Gabriel- the third oldest- walked up to Michael, being the first to break the silence,

"I almost thought you'd never come back down to us!" He joked, absentmindedly twirling a lock of his long hair in his hand

'A nervous tic' Michael mused

"You were gone for quite a while" added Raphael

Gabriel began again, "so... what does father want from us? It must be quite important if he asked to speak to you in person"

And so the eldest began his account of the events from the past few hours.

"We are to travel to another realm, a world that has been forsaken to ruin by its God and left to its own devices. He did not tell me what to expect, and really, this is the last thing I expected...." he trailed off, his expression perplexed, just what was his father's plan this time?

"Wh- huh? And.. how are we to get to this world?" Raphael's voice chimed in, bewilderment written all over his face. His short fluffy ears swaying as he turned his head to look back at the eldest.

"I... assume he will somehow transport us there once we are suitably prepared..?" He wasn't so sure in his answer, it wasn't unusual for his father's words to be vague. Regrettably, this is the one time Michael wishes they weren't. However, he was raised to trust in his God and His abilities.

To accept the way things are and not to question anything.

Gabriel spoke once more before turning to head back down to the lower levels of Heaven

"Well then.. no time like the present to get ourselves ready, right?"

[beastsovrevelation]

I had another Good Omens fanfiction dream this morning.

Basically, Crowley was due to give birth. You might ask, Pestilence, what's with you and Crowley being pregnant?.. The answer is, I don't know, and neither does my therapist.

So, Crowley's due to give birth, he's scared and in pain. Beelzebub shows up, along with a few other demons (I guess I'll look through the Key of Solomon, I remember a few have to do with healing). She told him they'll support him. I have a feeling, the dream adhered to my idea that Crowley and Beelzebub are siblings (in spite Beelzebub looking like she does in S2, so Indian).

Crowley had to change to his snake form, because while his human form was male (so he couldn't give birth without surgery, which was too dangerous), his snake form was female. The demons put him in a whelping box (genius idea). Crowley gave birth to either 4 or 6 baby snakes (apparently, they're called snakelets). It was a live birth, which, fun fact, some snakes do give (i think boa constrictors, and snake Crowley kind of looks like one, aside from the colouring). The baby snakes then morphed to human form. I don't think Crowley nearly died, but he lost a lot of blood, and got extremely exhausted. No, it probably wasn't realistic to how snakes actually give birth.

(They were far larger, though)

Oh, and at some point, Aziraphale found out, but someone (possibly Beelzebub) forbade him from coming, because an angel's presence would distress the babies, and they wouldn't take human form. They could also die.

No, I don't think Aziraphale was the "father". The babies were demons, while, according to my headcanons, when an angel procreates with a demon, the baby's an angel, as it's the original form (though, they do retain some demonic features). Maybe, Crowley mated with an actual snake, or something... It would be very Greek and Norse god of him, but what the Heaven, dude... I guess, Beelzebub could act as the litter's she-father, once the two had reconciled. Which, is a word I use for maternal figures who, traditionally, would be considered more paternal. You know, kind of emotionally detached, more provider than carer, often absent, that sort of deal.

This is incoherent, but I only remember fragments. I guess, I will put it down in my notes for the future. I already did. (I'm kind of tempted to write the birth scene, I like writing birth scenes, they're brutal).

Don't you just have a love/hate relationship with when you are already swamped with WIPs, but the Fanfiction Gods send you another vision?..

Also, don't you just hate it when you give birth to a litter of snakelets, with the help of your coworkers, and your estranged sister.

What the Hell do you even name that many damn whelps...

[karmaxxx130]

for @mimikyu-oli, because i love his idea soo much!!!

"They then decided to give Michael his own freezer with a comfy mattress, blankets and pillows in it."

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[treezxu]

Haven't touched this au in a bit. This is super quick and boring but it drops some important lore so who gives a fuck

[achillean-knight]

Summer of 87'

[north-noire]

My FNaF AU stuff I drew on a whiteboard session with my FNaF mutuals :] I'm happy with how they turned out!

bonus William and Henry doodle for the lols I promise, I'm working on something, just have a lot to deal with irl!

[peppermint-whiskers]

Lmao I love ironic characters uwu

[colinrobinsonscardigan]

I don't consider this a bad thing or anything but it is weird to me that everyone knowing Purple Guy's name in the fnaf fandom is such a given nowadays. Do new fans even know that we didn't know his name until like FNAF 4?

[gentlelemon99]

Twerktrap 😭

[fandom-frenzie]

I swear I’m working on stuff, please believe me!

Literally me:

•flashback to three days ago•

-on the phone-

Me: ALIX I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING ON MY UNDERTALE MULTIVERSE AU (name will be announced at some point just not yet) BUT I WAS WATCHING TO MUCH FNAF STUFF AND GOT SIDETRACKED! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DOOOOOO….

Her: girl idk

Me: anyway which afton should I redesign I already did Elizabeth…

Her: Michael?

Me: sure i guess

——————————————————————what am I doing with my life-

Anyway im working on SANS AU stuff again for yall! I will eventually put the FNAF stuff up here too i just really want to get some of this stuff done first.