#xavier is traumatized by lemons?...

[fortunekookie07]

Uhmmm so yeah....

Completed the final level of bounty hunt on Lemonette with Xavier just now.

This man is gonna be traumatized by lemons forever now....

[honey-minded-hivemind]

Marvel High AU, Blurb Two:

~The Bake Sale~

X-Men: We made cupcakes!

Avengers: We made cookies!

Fantastic Four: We made muffins!

Villain Class: We made scones!

Spider Kids: We made some pie!

Guardians of the Galaxy: We made... whatever this is!

Their dish: burnt pile of purple oozing goo in a tin

Xavier: Do... do we have to taste test this?

Magneto: It looks dead

Reader: I need a drink

Reader: starts chugging a ginger ale

Later-

Xavier: This cake is exquisite!

Magneto: Hm... I say, the brownies were better

Reader: eating their third scone

Xavier and Magneto: 😶

Reader, swallowing: S-sorry. They're good

The purple dish: grows in size

Peter Parker: WHAT THE HECK IS THAT THING?!

Gambit: That ain't food!

Groot: I AM GROOT!

Sabretooth: I'm with the tree kid, KILL IT!

The whole student body: screaming as they run to fight it with baking pins, trays, and sporks

After intense battling-

Susan Storm: It's too strong!

Kurt: It's a baking demon!

Gene Khan: Who made this thing?!

Tony, Bruce, and both Hanks: NOT ME!

Reader: tosses a scone at it

The purple thing: devours it

The purple thing: explodes

Everyone: traumatized

Reader: ...

Reader: I hate this school

Afterwards-

Xavier: The winner of this season's bake sale is... class 8, the Villains!

Gene, Kade, Deadpool, and other villains: cheer

Magneto: Though me and my lovely co-judge were not able to taste their scones, it was their superior baking that saved the day. For that, they will not be forced to clean up this mess

Villains: cheer louder

Other students: groan

Reader: And since I'm the only one who actually got to try them... they were divine! The perfect amount of lemon, not too doughy or too dry, the sugar coating on top added a nice touch, and it was delightful with my milk! 10/10! Gold stars for everyone!

Villains: ...

Villains: fist fight each other to get to the gold stars first

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