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alkibiadessuperfan · 1 year ago

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some baldurs gate scenarios in my game just make me laugh way too hard. the other day my durge who is in a toxic relationship with gale right now had to switch shoes with him because he was stuck and needed to cast mist step (the shoes are magical) so I have this image in my mind of this durge drow woman tossing boots across an abyss because her boyfriend that she doesnt even like has bad knees and cannot jump another time. right after that gale threatened to break up with her because she kept licking a dead spider and she was just like: I dare you to break up with me but remember who is the one that had to switch shoes with me just half and hour ago. they are awful it‘s so funny.

#the shoe switching scenario had me SO ANNOYED #i love you gale but that was SMTH #like HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THERE IF YOU CANT LEAVE NOW #and he was the only one the rest of the party was doing fine #durge who desperately wants to get mintharas approval but gale and her had this romantic scene from the game where she tries to kill him #and he sticks around so she was like: ok hes fine lets see how this goes #and they are ANNOYING THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER LMFAO #gale ily you deserve better but for the toxic and giggles i must do this #HAHAJAHA #xerxa (my durge) and minthara also definitely shit talk about him😭#xerxa rlly just doesnt want to be alone #and she really wants minthara approval at the same time #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #minthara #gale #gale dekarios #dark urge #durge

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