#yam stuff

[yamball]

makes you think!

[unamusedyams]

(4/4) The end! No loose ends or tension to be found here! 🐶🤖

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[mxwhore]

hormones are real, fortunately

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𝗧𝗢𝗚𝗘𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥 𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥

pairing: kei tsukishima x (chubby) reader, tadashi yamaguchi x (chubby) reader

summary: nothing could ever split you and your best friends apart

word count: 1.6k words

a/n: this is complete fluff! i adore them! originally it wasn't meant to be under a cut but i decided it was too long to not be. this has been on my mind for about a couple months and has been in my drafts for about a week or two now. even though this isn't smut my blog is 18+ and that includes this post to, mdni

best friends tsukki and tadashi who absolutely love you but tsukishima won't tell you that, he won't even admit it to himself. yamaguchi is more honest with his feelings, he doesn't deny his own feelings and is open in his words, telling you how he cares about you, calling you affectionate nicknames and giving you compliments.

"have you had dinner yet honey?" yamaguchi questions.

"huh? oh.. um... yeah..." you haven't. you haven't had lunch either, work was hectic and you were planning on having something but nothing was microwavable and you've run out of cereal and bread, so you can't make toast, too.

at your answer your two best friends pause what they were doing. it's a tuesday night and you're planning on watching a documentary that's just come onto netflix that kei's been talking about. you have a blanket in one hand and a pillow in the other, ready to cosy up on the sofa, tadashi's making himself a coffee in the kitchen and tsukki's in the hallway, when they hear you they pause and make there way to you, supporting matching frowns. they can tell by your response that you're lying, plus the fact that you likely didn't eat anything at lunch either, they hope you ate at breakfast.

"that doesn't really sound believable hon," yamaguchi tells you.

"yeah cut the shit," tsukishima adds on.

"i-um, the boss was really on my case today so i didn't have time to eat on my break and i was planning on eating when i got home before you guys came, i was going to get something easy that isn't a lot of effort but i don't have anything in. i'll have to go shopping tomorrow."

"idiot," kei says under his breath and walks past you, sitting on the sofa and unlocking his phone.

tadashi moves behind you and holds your shoulders gently pushing you to follow tsukishima. "you know you need to eat." he moves you to join tsukki on the sofa and squeezes your shoulder before going back into the kitchen to fetch his coffee and join you both.

tsukishima's flicking down his phone, the light reflecting of his glasses, "you want me to order from that pizza place down the street or do you want sushi?"

it's a weekend, one of the very rare weekends when peoples schedules are free, four on the team. hinata, kageyama and kei and tadashi.

currently your best friends are being questioned by hinata about their feelings for you. complete denial from tsukishima, "what?! what are you talking about pipsqueak, there's nothing going on between us. like i would ever like her! yamaguchi tell him!"

yamaguchi looks at tsukishima to hinata, then back again at tsukishima, "what am i telling him tsukki?"

"are you fucking kidding me yamaguchi! tell him that i'm not in love with her or that you're not in love with her. tell her that she's not dating one of us!"

"ohhh-" tadashi nods his head, "hinata, tsukki always says that he doesn't feel that way. koganegawa asked something similar before and afterwards koganegawa told me that during training that day tsukki's blocks had a hundreds time more power than normal and it was really intimating."

"what about you then yamaguchi?"

"oh it's-" he's cut off as his phone rings. "sorry, i should get this." after a minute he hangs up and puts his phone in his back pocket, "i need to go guys, that was the hospital."

tsukishima quickly stands up, yamaguchi is on two people's contact list his and... 'oh fuck,' kei panics. "is she okay?!"

"yeah it's just a sprain, she twisted her ankle but they called to have someone pick her up. she can't drive and it's best not to take public transport right away."

"let's go then." tsukishima grabs his car keys and wallet that was on the table.

they have been looking after you since you've met them, and it's clear to yamaguchi that kei feels the same way he does even if he'll never voice it, that's one of main reasons why yamaguchi would never ask you out.

it's clear to yamaguchi, like, for instance right now, as kei's driving to pick you up after your accident, silent with a worried look on his face, it's clear to yamaguchi how much tsukki cares. how tsukki refers to you as 'shortcake,' he doesn't think you've ever made the connection that he calls you his favourite food. he doesn't eat much, hardly anything really, but shortcake? he has cravings.

they've been your best friends since school, and have been calling you nicknames since then too.

you're pouting with your arms crossed while the three of you study together, it's your second year at karasuno and exams were coming up. kei and tadashi are in a different class than you, both of them are in class 2-4, it was annoying that you weren't in their class. not only were they in the best class but they were the best of the class so they helped you with studying a lot of time. tsukishima was always reluctant, saying he had better things to do but he still always turned up at tadashi's house for study sessions. you tapped your pen frustrated at the question you were stuck on, that's when kei asked do you need him to explain it and tadashi asked if you were okay.

"are you really stuck on these? they're easy." both of you glare at tsukishima. he leans over to you, "which one? i'll talk you through it."

"do you really want to listen to tsukki honey? i'm better at japanese."

"yeah but you're terrible at english." tsukishima smirks at him. you weren't even planning to revise english for a couple more weeks.

all that night he kept replaying that conversation, he kept replaying how yamaguchi called you honey. a little while after that he started to call you shortcake.

all three of you were walking home together from school one night when kei called you shortcake again, you stopped on the spot and turned to look at them, pouting with your arms crossed. "what's with both of you calling me food petnames? honey? shortcake? if i was someone else i think i would be offended, just because someone's not thin and on the thicker side you shouldn't call them food names. i know i like food but still!" tsukishima started calling you it more, you looked cute with that pout on your face pretending not to like the names. after he realises he called you cute in his head, he puts in his earbuds and blasts his music as loud as possible. you rolled your eyes at the action, 'yams can we stop of at the shops? i don't want to admit it but i really want some shortcake now' you ask him and yamaguchi snickers.

you all attend a party together after your ankle is fully healed, it's someone's birthday. both you and yamaguchi are lightweights and tsukishima's well aware that by the end of the night he'll most likely be looking after the two of you. yamaguchi isn't drunk yet, however you are, leaning against and wrapping you arms around his neck. "yams," you whine in a tone to get his attention however that was pointless because all of his attention was already focused on you when you pressed your soft plump body up against him, "you're so cute! your freckles are so pretty! you're so pretty 'dashi."

yamaguchi smiles wide and pats your head, you giggle. "you're even cuter."

your walk is almost a stumble as you go to tsukishima. kei can tell something is wrong when he spots you walking towards you, you have a frown on your face and your movement is wobbly. "what's up with you?" he asks you as soon as you get close enough.

"nothing!" you snap, turning your head to the side. it's a surprise that you're not shooting daggers at the girl who's standing a bit too close to your best friend in your opinion. "who's this?" you ask, your words are slightly slurred but sound almost detached and cold.

"ume, she's the sister of one of the sendai frogs," tsukishima replies.

"oh?" 'so not a girlfriend, just a sister?' you grab hold of kei's arm. he's not really one for physical affection but he lets you get away with it, especially when drunk. "kei's my best friend! you can't have him!" tsukishima smirks, knowing that your attempts at looking menacingly and glaring are completely unsuccessful.

ume's eyes widen, with a small smile on her face she says over the music that sounds like she mumbles, "alright, i'll go find my brother."

when her back is turned you stick out your tongue and tsukki sniggers. "you alright now shortcake?" he smirks. "you do know that other people have to talk to me. you can't just keep me stopping on talking to people shortcake."

you look at him in the eye and pout, "'m not doing that. you have tadashi too!" tsukishima chuckles. "it's us three forever tsukki, nothing's gonna change that."

tsukishima's eyes shine with fondness and longing as they drift over to where yamaguchi is, currently laughing at kageyama's scrunched up face as he attempts to down a drink. knowing you'll be too drunk to remember this by tomorrow, he drinks the rest of his whiskey that he was currently nursing and he walks the short distance towards the chairs knowing that you won't let go of his arm and pulls you down on his lap, facing him. the chair is lumpy and uncomfy but it's one hundred percent worth it to have you on top of him. your eyes are a bit glazed over and you look at him dazed, he clasps both his hands in yours. "you're right about that shortcake, us three forever."

[tabbytoyger]

some silly furry dogboy jeice doodles for fun idk

[somedudenamedruiz]

Yknow, I've come to the conclusion that I think about what characters' mouths look like, maybe an abnormal amount.

As a certified fucked up teeth haver, every single one of my little guys gotta have SOMETJIN a lil fucked, you know?

Anyways, here's a list of JRWI charecters and their tooth headcannons caus I have a strange amount <3

Riptide:

Chip has an incomplete cleft lip, a chipped front tooth, extra canine teeth on BOTH the top and bottom, and a gold tooth somewhere on the bottom. He does not brush his teeth very much. Normally, only does if he's bullied into it. Depression is a bitch, man.

Jay Ferin has a minor overbite. Not a very bad one, but yeah. She also does not brush her teeth as much as she probably should. She will not be telling Chip that.

Gillion Tidestrider teeth that work like sharks and are constantly renewing. That does not mean he doesn't get fucky teeth, though. Sometimes, he'll just get an extra tooth or two before one falls out. And he'll just be kind of uncomfortable for like, a week until one falls out. (Extra: Chip has tried to play off some of Gil's teeth as shark teeth before, to sell them.)

Ollie has pretty spaced out teeth and just doesn't have one of his molars. Also chipped a tooth at some point. Honestly, probably during the Electrodon fight.

Gryffon has an underbite, and very prominent bottom canines. More so than bears normally do. They poke out like small tusks when he closes his mouth.

Arlin has extra canines on the bottom and a tooth gap. Also, golden molar.

Caspian has a snaggle tooth. Is this a fish joke? Possibly.

Lizze has a tooth gap and a gold tooth on her top row. Opposite of Chip's.

Old man Earl is missing several teeth.

Drey Ferin's scar that goes over his eye hits his lip as well. Also his canine teeth are further forward than the rest.

Prime Defenders:

Dakota Cole has buck teeth. Both are chipped and have had fillings put in SEVERAL times. The fillings keep getting chipped as well, though. (Me fr.)

William Wisp has a minor overbite. It used to be very bad. He had braces for multiple years. He has a permanent pouty lip because of the overbite. (May or may not just litterally be how my teeth worked. Sue me.)

Vyncent Sol has more teeth than a human does. Idk why. it just feels right. Weird fuckin elf boy. Also he gets a tooth gap <3

Ashe Winters has extra canine teeth on the top. After The Trickster, her teeth remained sharper than normal.

Mark Winters has a tooth gap, and the lizard half of his face has sharp teeth.

Malard Conway has just like, a couple too many teeth. Just enough to freak people out a bit when they notice. They are sharp. (I wnat to hit this bastard fuck with a pipe, bro, I hate him so much he's amazing.)

Apotheosis:

Peter Sqloint has generally misaligned teeth. They're just a bit wonky.

Rumi, when they are, yknow, Rumi, has perfect teeth. Cause, of course they do. Rumi is like that. When they are Elena, though they have shap teeth, and like, 4 extra teeth on the bottom, behind the regular ones.

Blood in the Bayou

Rand honestly has kind of gross teeth. He's been smoking for fuck knows how long, and is a depressed wet cat. He does not brush his teeth. Also, he has extra canines.

Rolan actually has pretty straight teeth. Had braces when he was younger, but not for a long time. Slightly prominent front teeth, though.

Kian Stone's canine teeth sit further forward than the rest of his teeth.

Becky had a tooth gap.

Rachel Rand has braces. Teeth were generally misaligned, and she had an overbite and minor crossbite.

Wonderlust

Runt canonically has buck teeth, and we love her for it <3 She also gets an overbite to me.

Troy had misaligned teeth as a kid and had braces because of it. He will deny it until the day he dies.

WD (MY GIRRLLLLL) Has a crossbite and extra canine teeth.

Riply has a tooth gap and is missing one of her premolars

Blink is a bird.

[blogalahezy]

[uselessalexis165]

Quick things I made with the comic creator (194/?)

[yamball]

THE LOSS STREAK IS OVER

[unamusedyams]

asry marshmallows ending 1

asry marshmallows ending 2

[quibbs126]

Oh yeah, so you remember that Cookie Run Tomodachi Life I had? Well like a week or so ago I picked it back up, and you know, might as well update you on some things. Not much, but some stuff has happened

I don’t know if I told you this before, but Dark Choco and Pomegranate are now married. To be fair, Pomegranate isn’t gaslighting anyone here, she’s just a girlboss, so I guess it’s not the worst thing

Lobster and Mocha Ray had their second kid, whom I named Crab. I haven’t decided yet what kind of crab he is, whether he’s blue or some other color

While it hasn’t happened yet, Matcha and Purple Yam (who are also married), are now planning on having a baby. They’re a bit more normal in this game, but dear god, that’s about to be an unstable kid

There was probably more, but I forgot what. So just, take these updates

Also I’m gonna need a name for Matcha and Yam’s kid, because I can’t think of one at the moment

[mxwhore]

theyre back!!

[lightrivals]

back again with the second part of my movieverse fic ! this is post movie sonic pov introspection and such … hedgehog yaoi brainrot so real

[datingdonovan]

a/n: wake up. food's ready. just sat here for a few minutes and rehabbed an old draft that was probably based on this fabulous onceler drabble, I think? also VERY pg13... not really any explicit sex but. it's a lot about sex. my blog and my writing used to be so sfw but cece is back after her most recent troubling sexual relationship and is probably sexier than ever. he he ha ha help me. I hope you enjoy. also reader is gn but does get called beautiful so if that feels gendered or triggering to you please be aware! also mentions of tipsy/inebriated sex!!!! so dubcon in that way? I tried to make everyone not drunk drunk but if tipsy sex is slimy for you watch out for that too

10:45AM

Yamaguchi wakes up slowly, eyes halfway open, naked body warm. And then he remembers what happened. The muscles in his body all tense at once, and it takes every fiber of his being to stay still. No no no no no. That hadn't happened. Shit. That hadn't happened, right?

But it had. His palm is resting on the soft skin of your hip and despite his best efforts he's squeezing lightly, so fucking nervous, and you're squirming toward him, still asleep, smiling softly, and it had, it had happened, oh god, it had.

Fuck. His ears are ringing with anxiety. What had happened? What had happened? He hadn't drank nearly enough last night for this to possibly have fucking happened.

And the information floods his mind as you nuzzle closer to his chest, your skin flush against his, a soft kiss where your mouth meets his shoulder. You, Tsukki, Tsukki breaking up with you — meanly, meaner than was necessary. You, Yamaguchi, and Tsukki, best friends, best friends since freshman year and Tsukki dating you and Yamaguchi shutting up and enduring it and you feeling tired of Tsukki's pretentiousness and his mean jokes and you telling Yamaguchi about it and Yamaguchi telling Tsukki about it and instead of fixing it making it worse and then you. You. YOU.

You with no more Tsukki, crying into his shoulder, and saying you just want to fuck someone. You're not even angry, you knew this was coming, you just want to fuck someone to forget. And Yamaguchi, the ever-loving asshole that he is, saying yes, yes, that makes sense, instead of saying, no, it's a bad idea. And then your dorm room, and then your sheets, and then your skin, god, your fucking skin. And now probably a hundred missed calls from Tsukki when Yamaguchi can chance a look at his phone, and the swirling feeling of bile coming up his throat, but what the fuck was he supposed to do? Wouldn't anyone have done the same?

He'd been in love with you since he first laid eyes on you, and in better, kinder ways than Tsukki, he knew. You were so beautiful, a ray of sunshine, someone who deserved the world, and to be treated with tenderness, and care. Tsukki just treated you like he did any other adoring idiot who was obsessed with him. Yamaguchi knew you deserved someone who was obsessed with you, and he knew he could be that. He knew he could love you. He had to constantly fucking remind Tsukki how you took your coffee in the morning, and what your favorite flavor of ice cream was, and that it did in fact matter when he got home if you were waiting up for him, and that you actually cared about him more than he knew and he shouldn't be wasting this opportunity treating you like an annoyance, like you didn't deserve his attention. Hell, with everything Yamaguchi tried to do to make sure you were treated right, you might as well have been dating him the whole time.

And he hated how his heart twinged with jealousy every time you chose his best friend over him, but he let it happen, because he loved you, even though he just fucking knew that wasn't how it was supposed to be. And then last night, everyone was tipsy, and you were crying, and he saw the chance to show you what really being loved could look like, and he took it. Fuck.

You mumble something soft and sweet against his shoulder and he remembers what he said last night with you on top of him, the only thing he could find the words to say, in every cadence he could think of, even after you laughed and told him to stop:

"I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you."

Yamaguchi swallows hard.

It hadn't been sex. It had been love. And that was so, so much worse.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Hey does tumblr have an Official Plant because if not I have a submission to make, a very strong contender for this site!

May I present to you the genus: Amorphophallus.

Yes, Amorpho-phallus, literally Greek for the 'shapeless penis' plant.

It's the tallest flower in the world! The magnificent Shapeless Penis, dwarfing grown-ass adults with a flower that grows up to 8.2 feet, is a sight to behold.

It's also called the corpse flower, or corpse bride flower, because this beauty has "a strong odour of rotting human flesh". We love that here on tumblr.

Edit: Just found out that it is also known as the Devil's Tongue and Voodoo Lily or Voodoo Plant. So. Do with that what you will.

The root of some of these Amorphophallic beauties is edible (I've seen them lurking creepily at grocery stores, the grocer usually grabs an axe and slams it into the root to split it and sell a part). This root is known as the elephant foot yam, which is fitting, because it is large, malformed, and disturbingly hairy.

Idk a plant named shapeless penis that has an eight foot flower that smells like rotting human flesh and a hairy edible root that can grow heavier than a toddler seems very on brand for tumblr.

Here you go:

@queermarzipan thank you for inspiring this by teaching me about bell peppers.

[dafpork]

dafpork is like a modern day speakeasy to me because everyone comes in like it’s forbidden but since it’s the modern day it’s perfectly normal. Little secret club

LMAO YES!!! THIS IS A REALLY GOOD ANALOGY.. AND SEE IT'S SO FUNNY because i'm like I DON'T WANT IT TO BE FORBIDDEN... i'm such an accidental hypocrite in that regard because i'm like "i want more people to talk about them i want people to be loud and proud it makes me sad to hear that people might have been initially embarrassed to ship them there's so much to love :(((( anyway here's my SHITTY ART of these people i HATE i'm so EMBARRASSED thanks for putting up with me in my SHAME CORNER UGH i'm so EMBARRASSED they're so EMBARRASSING i SUCK they SUCK it all SUCKS" LOL and i do mean it in a joking manner... mostly... but i'm kind of now at the point where i'm like. Okay well you're going to have to put in some more legwork if you want people to talk about them. (but, again, just the fact that people talk about and support them enough is so great! it's so weird and wonderful to me that people are calling it on dafpork on platforms other than this one, people who may not know i exist... it's cool hearing a term you and your friend came up with in a private discord be used, it shows how much growth there HAS been since there really used to be nothing!)

a dafpork speakeasy sounds so cool though oh my god can you imagine Porky and Daffy themed cocktails...............

COME JOIN US AT THE DAFPORK SPEAKEASY. which, you are not supposed to advertise that a speakeasy is a speakeasy. but it's subversive. like Daffy. or something. this is your sign to play pig and duck with us. yes you