#yeah of course

[mythals-whore]

Your Ship as Text Posts

thanks @rooks-dagger for the tag(:

not to brag but...text posts are my passion (pt. I, pt. II, pt. III) fortunately, I do have more. (you could not stop me if you tried)

Passing this tag to @basedonconjecture @thedissonantverses @gingervitus @blightedcrow @jouskaroo @seaglassmelody @serensama @blackwall-my-tiny-husband @davrinsleftpectoral @becausedragonage @erin-unknown @hedwigoprah @antivan-sprig

And also, anyone who sees this & wants to, please tag me, text posts are my passion <3

[captainsamuelmorrigan]

I think that if Wade and Logan watched Death Becomes Her, they would both be rock solid by the end. Not for Meryl Streep, Goldie Hawn, or Bruce Willis (but also not NOT for them), but because the fighting without being able to die thing is so much like their foreplay. They get halfway through the scene where Mad and Helen are fighting with shovels before Logan is straddling Wade's lap and practically purring as they rub against each other. Wade's whine joining the sounds of the characters yelling at each other. All the cracks of bones and physical humor with the slowly rotting corpses just make Wade wetter than Niagra Falls (The Canadian Side, obviously). They agree by the end, with blood and other fluids all over the carpet, that that movie joins The Last Unicorn in the "for special occasions" part of their DVD collection.

[councilestatebarbie]

[itswisp]

Ofc Ritari crits that ...

[disqualifiedasahuman]

Bloop :>

YAY

btw for no reason at all... erm... do you know where Chuuya puts his house keys?

(PLEASE DO NOT FALL AND DIE D:, ILL BE VERY SAD, and also, you oki?)

No, or I wouldn't have to pick the lock every time.

[nomx33]

hold on ...."rewards"

since when did ICE sparkling water give us rewards

is this because it's starburst????

I get a reward????????

I want a reward

[foulpeanuthideout]

If things work out for us do u thing you will be able to keep this relationship going by not sleeping around??

Yeah of course

[idontwanttospoiltheparty]

tfw you've been studying STEM for four years and you're sitting in a specialized lecture on different renewable energy technologies but you dissociate for a second and suddenly the fundamental theorem of calculus makes complete intuitive sense to you for the first time ever

[glimblshanks]

Kirk and Spock were at the Seneca Falls Convention

[alexi-01]

fyi i’ve never been someone to accept a shit performance from a driver i support especially when they’re both too good to have performances like that 👍🏻

[dawnlotus1]

@skittlespizza

[the-crooked-library]

just saw the new Superman and yknow what I keep thinking about?.. when he’s fighting Luthor’s diversion in Metropolis, Clark is making every effort to isolate it to a relatively open space (the park). damages are at a minimum. but that takes time, it’s not efficient enough, so then the corporate-funded Justice Gang shows up - and oops, suddenly buildings are being swept off their foundations, civilians in direct line of fire, the city core is getting ripped apart. he’s scrambling to save children, squirrels, people caught in the red zone while the others are more interested in punching the big monster. the story makes it absolutely clear that corporations don’t care about life or harm reduction, and in a world in which superheroes are already normalized, this kindness is what sets Superman apart

[gonyadaldysgenesis]

a bit of an emotional rollercoaster finding out you actually dont just have ovaries or testes. you actually dont just have XX or XY chromosomes. and by the way your gonads are malignant and can kill you

[liquidstar]

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

[cradle-of-darkness]

eclipse is my favorite, surprising to absolutely no one

go watch I don't want to be a magical girl 🔫

[roppiepop]

is a dream a want