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wizardnuke · 11 months ago
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"skibidi toilet is ruining gen alpha" do none of you people remember asdf. i remember asdf.
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re-reclass · 9 days ago
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Superman losing his composure only when people shrug off the lives of others. Doesn’t matter how well he knows them. Doesn’t matter if they’re even human.
He gets upset at the Justice Gang for brutally killing a rampaging Kaiju and not even attempting to find a way to move it or at least euthanize it more humanely.
The only time he raises his voice during Lois’ interview is when she digs into his interference in geopolitics, because people would have died if he hadn’t acted. The only time he yells at Luthor is when Luthor abducts Krypto. The only time he cries is when Luthor murders someone he barely even knew.
He saves a fucking squirrel for god’s sake. We’re so back.
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beholdthemem · 7 months ago
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My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.
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swan2swan · 1 year ago
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Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.
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stealingpotatoes · 10 days ago
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i wish i could text my cat to check on him when I'm out but his whole illiterate thing really gets in the way
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kiwi · 6 months ago
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as a former escape room host i highly recommend doing an escape room as a first date. its a great way to learn how ppl react under pressure and how well they collaborate with you right off the bat. also more than once ive seen people enter an escape room as a couple and exit broken up LOL its a fantastic litmus test
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presidentdragon · 1 year ago
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"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!
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cubistemoji · 2 months ago
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Some observations on book covers
Edit because apparently this needs to be said: the point of a book cover is to tell you what you're about to read and whether or not you want to read it. Following trends in cover design doesn't mean the book is bad or had a bad cover designer. It's visual communication. I've read and enjoyed about half the books featured here.
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omori-headspace · 2 months ago
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is this anything
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skipppppy · 1 year ago
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“You shouldn’t self-ID as ADHD/autistic, you’re turning a very real mental condition into a trend” Ok then stop saying delulu. Stop speculating on which cluster C personality disorder the criminals you hear about on the news have. Stop saying “schizoposting” and “acoustic” and “is it restarted?” Stop using “psycopath” and “sociopath” as catch-all ways of calling someone a bad person. Stop saying “the intrusive thoughts won” when you bleach your hair and then turn your nose up at people who suffer from very real, very scary urges of physical/sexual violence. Stop saying “I’m so OCD” as a way of calling yourself neat. Stop treating BPD/ASPD/Bipolar as inherently abusive. Stop saying “OP I am living in your walls” without tagging for unreality. Stop diagnosing complete strangers you’ve never met on r/AITA with NPD.
You first. If you don’t want our disabilities to be treated like trends then stop belittling and minimising them. I’ll NEVER judge a person for trying find labels for their symptoms when an apathetic, racist, sexist, ableist healthcare system refuses to. But I will absolutely judge a hypocrite. Which a lot of you are
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raylangivins · 2 years ago
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my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd
Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.
1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes
my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us
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handweavers · 4 months ago
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my late stepdad was italian from calabria and he taught my mom how to swear in the language much like how my dad taught my mom how to swear in punjabi and malay so whenever she gets road rage she starts shouting at people in an insane incoherent combo of italian-punjabi-malay. she is irish canadian
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definitelysome1 · 3 months ago
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Tim (with a sigh): it’s my birthday today

Jason: yeah, I know. I put a gift on your dining table this morning
Tim: ?!??!!??????!?
Jason: why the fuck do you look so confused?
Tim: no one has remembered my birthday since I was seven. I don’t even tell people my birthday anymore because they aren’t going to remember anyway
Jason: ?!!?!???!???
Jason: what the actual fuck
Tim: what?
Jason: not even goldie?? Or cas? Or Steph???
Tim: oh. Well, Dick always gets the date wrong and Steph never asked. I assume it’s because she thinks I don’t want to celebrate because no one ever tries to.
Jason: and Cas?
Tim: I think she knows, but she’s always been away on my birthday
Jason: what about your team? The speedster and the supers? Don’t they remember???
Tim: I’ve never told them
Jason: I-
Jason: did Bruce ever officially adopt you, or are you still emancipated?
Tim: he was going to, but then he disappeared and we never talked about it again, why?
Jason: I’m adopting you and then we’ll celebrate 10 birthdays to make up for the ones you’ve missed.
Tim:???!??!???
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nnugatoryextravagance · 1 month ago
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I need to repost the funniest fucking video my friend has ever made I cant stop thinking about it I need to inflict it on more people
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funeral--pyre · 6 months ago
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'Cause people tend to not get the memo: People acting strangely in public is not a danger to you. Pacing, talking to themselves or something you can't see, laughing to themselves, stimming, twitching, ticcing, making "weird" noises--it doesn't fucking matter. They're not your personal freak show, they're not broken, they're not a murderer and they're definitely not going to be fucking helped by you calling the authorities or anyone else on em. These actions alone are not indicative of danger to you, as a random person on the street. Shut the fuck up and move on, leave disabled people alone.
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