#yennefer giving geralt like a moisturizer and SPF and dandelion judging him for it | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

hanzajesthanza · 1 year ago

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hold up actually. wait a second. i always loved this passage and even referenced it recently on here, but...

it occurred to me (a straight hair-haver) that... while this routine to brush through your hair thoroughly at night would be a good care habit for someone with straight hair, wouldn't it be a bad idea for someone with naturally curly hair to do this? wouldn't brushing her hair dry with a comb (she later puts away the comb in a box), nightly, mess up her hair?

#yennefer no don't disrupt your natural curl pattern NO YENNEFER DON'T #ok now im imagining yennefer walking over to geralt on the bed with her hair as a giant frizzball #and hes still like fuckkkkkk she's so hottt lmaooo #im changing this scene in my mind to be that she is finger-combing her hair and just going through her curls by hand #which is actually even more tedious than brushing through your hair #especially in yennefer's case. ok actually thats even more illustrative of her peculiar foibles #what was NOT pictured in this scene: yennefer's silk hair bonnets she wears to sleep #okay new mental image. yennefer and geralt in bed with hair bonnets on. dandelion walks in. stands there. slowly leaves and closes the door #yennefer giving geralt like a moisturizer and SPF and dandelion judging him for it #while dandelion is standing there dressed like that #the fact that dandelion doesnt even wash his face before he goes to sleep #i would love for geralt and dandelion to get into an argument about masculinity. it would be a bloodbath #all i know is that before vengerberg that white hair was dry. damaged. dull #and after vengerberg. geralt could quit witchering and start doing loreal commercials #yennefer #the witcher books #c: yennefer #the elbow-high diaries

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