#yes everyone is a massive dork in this im sorry

[acerosu]

Day 3: Ball/Party - Successful Star Rotation

This is based off a prompt from @sparklingnight02

Yellow, Blue, and White try to throw a birthday party for Steven.

Key word: TRY

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Homeworld was in chaos. Peridots ran back and forth barking out orders just given to them by Agates. Between them rushed Rubies and Amethysts carrying boxes and sacks. They tripped over each other, fumbling to pick up anything dropped. Above loomed Yellow and Blue who oversaw everything. Their narrowed gazes did not fail to pick up even one mistake.

 “Get those colored rocks ready! Line them up!”

 “Where’s that cake?”

 “Tie down those balloons!”

 Yellow stopped her shouting, mouth still opened. She turned to Blue. “Balloons are those shiny hats, right?”

 “Oh stars.” Blue blinked a few times. “I’ve forgotten. I think they are the orbs that float in the air?”

 “Ah, of course.” Yellow redirected her orders. “They will be here in less than a cycle! Get the music ready!”

 Blue gave a solemn nod. She had already dealt all morning with her own court trying to organize gifts and entertainment. She stood cold at Yellows side.

 “Cake accounted for and placed, my Diamond!” A head Peridot ran up. She used to be a mechanic now she was a baker. Yellow still did not know what that was.

 “Is that what it is supposed to look like?” Yellow leaned down, inspecting the tower of what appeared to be shiny rocks.

 The Peridot saluted. “I made it just as the picture showed, my Radiance. It’s made out of pure, crystallized sugar.”

 Yellow leaned over to Blue once more. “That’s good, right?”

 “I think so. I only talked to that fusion on Earth. She said something about sugar.”

 “And how are we getting along for the Successful Star Rotation Ball, my Star Shines?”

 Both Blue and Yellow flinched, turning with a bow. “White!”

 “Now now, there’s no need for that anymore.” White tilted each of their heads back up. “This is Era 3 after all.”

 “Sorry.” Yellow stood up straight, trying hard to relax. “It’s a habit.”

 Blue nudged her. “You never reacted like that when I visited!”

 “I thought we were the same rank!” Yellow cut an innocent face. “Or I was higher.”

 White grinned.  “I have just received a communication that they are on their way.” She raised her voice, arms in the air. “Places every one!”

 The gems and their Diamonds had set up a long table with a marble throne at one end, marked for Steven. All around the outside lay a pile of gifts wrapped in wire insulation with tied circuit ribbons on top. The Earth researchers said it was the best match for the strange pictures they were sent.  Along the table were plates as well as a shiny, pointed hat for everyone to wear. These were made from precious metals. They had tried their best at balloons but gave up, in the end hovering a few monitoring drones in strategic places to give the appearance.

 White, Yellow, and Blue had their own thrones, but out of the lime light so as not to interrupt Steven’s celebration. A collection of gems made purposely to play melodic tones all started up at the same time, giving the impression of a song they had heard from Earth but missing the idea of meter and pacing.

 The leg ship came in fast, resulting in a slight impact, cracking the pink landing platform. Yellow bit her lip in worry while Blue cracked a grin. White stared ahead and pretended all was fine.

 “May I announce the great, the radiant, the perfect: Steven!”

 A flash as Steven teleported from the ship with Pearl, Amethyst and Greg. The latter looked very out of place, glancing around as if he was on an alien planet for the first time. Not counting the Zoo Station, this was a shock. He gave a nervous chuckle.

 “Wow, Steevo, they really went all out.” He pointed to the table. “That cake is bigger than the house!”

 “Woah.” All Steven could do was stare. He had been told there was a surprise for his birthday but only before the trip was he informed it would be on Homeworld, thrown by the Diamonds. “Is that wire on the presents?”

 “Ha! They almost got balloons right!” Amethyst ran over to a bunch of drones and poked them. They flitted about before returning to their original positions. “Don’t know about you but these might be better!”

 “Greetings, Steven. It is good to see you.” White bowed in reverence, followed by Blue and Yellow at her side. “We are happy to wish you a Successful Rotation around your Star.” She grinned, her cape sparkling. “We hope there are many more to come.”

 “Hi Steven.” Blue waved.

 Yellow nodded with approval.

 “What did they say?” Steven leaned over to his dad, whispering.

“Oh, Garnet spent hours trying to explain what a Birthday was.” Greg eyed the giant thrones. “I think that is what they settled on.

 “Haha!” Steven smiled up. “Thanks everyone! It all looks amazing!” He waved back at Blue.

 Groups of gems lined the table with more around the outside of the area. They stood ridged, waiting for the guest to make the first move. Steven walked over, with Pearl, Greg, and Amethyst behind him.

 “Remember, Steven.” Pearl spoke low. “Homeworld doesn’t fully understand Earth culture, so this may be a bit-“ She paused to search for the right word. “Different.”

 “That’s fine.” Steven walked over to his seat at the table, struggling to get into the throne. “I’m sure they worked super hard on everything.”

 Amethyst sat the closest, picking up the hat and putting it on her head. “Wow, it’s like they looked at a picture and just copied it.”

 “Amethyst!” Pearl picked up her hat before leaning over to Steven. “You might want to pass on the hats.”

 “Why?” Steven tired to get his but found it rather heavy. It was made of solid gold. “Oh. I see.”

 Greg took his seat and just went with the flow. “Hey, even the forks are gold! Don’t expect me to do the same for your next party.”

 A fanfare of music began. Yellow cleared her throat and stepped forward.

 “With all elegance and radiance, we now start the Successful Star Rotation Ball!”

 All the gems around the table stepped forward in unison and took their seats and hats. They were mixed types from Peridots to Rubies to Citrines. Even the Diamonds had their own hats, with Yellow’s awkwardly sitting on her pointed hair. Blue set hers in her loop and, White’s was ready to fall off at a moment’s notice.

 Steven sat, staring ahead. All that was happening was awkward: droning music playing and stern faces of gems staring at him. He flinched when they all stood at once and circled around their chairs before sitting down. Steven looked at Pearl then Greg. Amethyst was laughing it up, barely able to keep quiet.

 Blue clapped. “Now is the time for the entertainment.” She bowed, giving way for Yellow to step forward. “A grand display of power from all courts in honor of Steven.”

 Yellow put her hands behind her back and gave a curt nod. Gems on the side jumps up onto platforms scattered about. Rubies fused with each other to form giant versions of themselves. Jaspers crushed solid stone between their hands. Amethysts lifted massive crates of raw materials. Topazes cleaved metal in two with their spears. Right before the end, ships flew over; lead by one of the green hands Peridot had taken when she came to Earth with Jasper. With a wave from Yellow, all stopped and posed in their ranks. The Diamond smiled with pride.

 “Yeah! Wooo!” Amethyst was on the table clapping. “Look at them go! Did you see that?”

 Greg stared ahead, tapping his fork on the plate.

 Steven gave a forced smile. “Yes. Very impressive.” He glanced over at Pearl who was giving him wide eyes. “Thank you, Yellow. That was a good show.” Pearl cleared her throat. “I mean demonstration. Of power.” Steven looked up at the Diamond hoping his expression showed he really did enjoy it.

 “Of course, Steven. My forces are at your deposal.” Yellow gave another bow and stepped back in line with the other Diamonds.

 “Hoo boy.” Steven sat back in his chair. “There’s more, huh?”

 Pearl sighed. “Getting an army demonstration is a high honor.”

 Steven glanced back at Yellow who was grinning proudly. “I’ll keep that in mind.”

“And  now for my Court’s part of the entertainment.” Blue stepped forward, her hair falling over her shoulders as she bowed with grace. “The Lapis Lazuli will give an example of their skills.”

 Fifteen Lapis walked up in front for Blue. Eyes closed in concentration, they brought up water from pipes in the ground. The liquid swirled with bits of rock and crystals as it danced in the air. Steven looked awe struck as the water moved before his eyes as if it was alive. Then it rose in the air, forming clouds until the pipes had been drained. The water was rushed away into the sky, disappearing in Homeworld’s atmosphere with barely a drop. Steven glanced over to his dad. Both blinked

 “If you ever need any of my Lapis Lazuli to drain an ocean or reroute a river for you, they are at your call Steven.” Blue bowed with her court, looking up expectantly.

 “Wow!” Steven clapped, wondering where the pretty water disappeared to. “Thanks, Blue.”

The elegant Diamond returned to her throne with the others, content. Both Yellow and Blue exchanged glances, eying White.

 “And for my display to you.” White rose, her cape trailing behind her. “I have been studying Earth culture and learned about Dancing.” She said the last word as if it was the first time she’d spoken it. “Observe.”

 White stood front and center and began to shake her hips. Her arms went up and she moved them rhythmically to not the music but something else entirely. Then she stepped around, the ground shaking as she moved from side to side, head bobbing. It was something alright, but not dancing. All those visiting from Earth struggled to keep a straight face, staring up with smiles about to burst into laughter. White continued, wiggled her hands and shaking her head before holding her arms out in a pose. Behind her. Yellow and Blue here wide eyed, confusion leaving them unable to even clap.

 White glared down.

 “THAT WAS A RIOT!” Amethyst couldn’t hold it in any more. She burst out laughing, hitting the table with her fists. “DID YOU SEE HER?”

 Pearl stayed perfectly still while Greg kept staring as if he witnessed the greatest or worse thing in the history of his existence. Steven tried to cover for all of them.

 “Ha ha!” He rubbed the back of his head. “What Amethyst means to say is that was great, White! Riot is a word we use on Earth to say something is amazing!”

 The answer seemed to work. White bowed with a grin and sauntered back to her throne with a spring in her step.

 Yellow and Blue took her place. They stood towering above.

 “We also included the Earth custom of Gift Giving.” Blue said, nodding.

 Yellow continued. “Each gift was picked out by us. We hope they are useful in your endeavors.”

 Steven looked around at the gifts piled about him. “Um. Can you guys come closer? Maybe sit down over here?” He tilted his head. “It’s kinda hard to open gifts and talk with you so far away.”

 The Diamonds exchanged glances and shrugged, walking over. Yellow awkwardly sat with her knees bent as Blue took more of a relaxed stance with her legs curled behind her. White plopped down with the grace of an overweight puppy.

 “Ok! That works.” Steven waited for the ground to stop shaking before he took the first gift. He struggled to even lift it. “Um, this one is from, I think Blue?”

 Blue nodded, having marked her gifts with her Court’s symbol.

 Steven found he couldn’t rip the wrapping either. “What is this stuff?”

 “Is it not up to Earth protocol?” Yellow asked. “We used the finest silicon materials.”

 “Oh. Well, gifts are supposed to be wrapped in stuff you can easily tear away.” He glanced at the box then back to Yellow. “So you easily get to what’s inside.”

 “Ah. Understood.” She extended a hand and electricity shot out from her fingers. The gift pile was engulfed in energy, reducing the insulation used to wrap it into barely clinging ash.

 “Yellow!” Blue scolded, frowning down at the pile. “You could have damaged something!”

 “I control my powers expertly, Blue.” She massaged her hand. “Everything is intact, more or less.”

 Steven stood with his hair poofed out from the burst of energy. He glanced over to Greg who had the same issue. Amethyst chuckled.

 “Thanks.” Steven coughed, feeling ozone in his throat. He rubbed his hair down before picking the ashes off the gift. “Oh, what’s this? A rock?”

 “It’s a chunk of pure Iron.” Blue beamed. “It can be the start of your forges on Earth!”

 Steven set the iron down with a thunk. “Well, there’s always use for iron. Thanks Blue!”

 She smiled back.

 “Alright, this one is from Yellow!” Steven didn’t even bother to try and move the gift, seeing as it was as big as a car. He brushed the ashes away. “Oh, a computer?”

 “It’s a data entry core, complete with neural link up.” Yellow explained. “It will be very useful in organizing troops and ships.”

 Steven poked at the gem tech computer, barely understanding how to turn it on. “I’m sure it’ll be great for keeping track of all the uncorrupted gems!”

 Yellow opened her mouth to object but stopped herself. “Of course. It’s the best in the line”

 “Thanks, Yellow!”

 “Open one of mine next!” White chimed in.

 Steven walked around the gifts until he found one from White. It was massive. He coughed as the ash fell from it. “Woah!” There was metal inside. As he uncovered it, the mass unfolded itself, forming a ship.

 “It’s a personal roaming eye.” White grinned. “You can spy on anyone you like and even eliminate them with the laser weapon system if need be.”

 Steven took a step back as the eye focused on him. “Uh. Wow. Thanks. You didn’t have to White.”

 ‘Of course I did!” The Great Diamond huffed. “You need protection.”

 “No I mean-“ Steven sighed. “It’s great, White. I love it.”

 More gifts were opened, each one grossly misrepresenting any interest of want Steven had. That didn’t matter. It was all from the heart. So much thought put into each little gesture from the balloons to the music to the entertainment.

 Blue got more raw minerals for Steven along with a personal rock scanner for terraforming purposes.

 Yellow got him mechanical drones and weapon plans she herself had made with the Crystal Gems in mind. Amethyst took particular interest in those.

 White got him war ships, laser weapons, and some type of bomb that would remove all the nitrogen out of an atmosphere. Steven was very careful to make sure that was placed in a safe location.

 “Alright! Time for cake!”

 “Amethyst, please.” Pearl rolled her eyes.

 “Hey, what do you want me to do?” Amethyst pointed to the giant cake. “It’s been sitting there just begging to be eaten.”

 “I suppose it is time for cake.” Blue nodded.

 Everyone looked at Steven. With the odd gifts and decorations, he had to admit he was a bit afraid of the cake. Taking his gold plate, he walked over and looked up. It appeared to be made of ice block. With his fork, he poked at it, confirming that is was in fact, very solid.

 “Uh, guys? How am I supposed to cut this?” He poked at it again, his fork making a clink sound.

 “Cut it?” Yellow tilted her head. “Why ever for?”

 “Well, so everyone gets a piece?” Steven shrugged. He didn’t know how much the Diamonds actually understood about cake or even eating.

 “I thought he was supposed to eat the entire thing.” White mused.

 Blue shook her head. “We didn’t know how much he wanted to we made a large one.”

 “Oh no. No.” Steven cracked a grin, shaking his head. “You make a big cake so everyone at the party gets a piece.” He pointed to the table. “That’s what all the plates are for I thought?”

 “Oh! That’s what those were supposed to be for!” Yellow brought her hand up to her face. “I was wondering.”

 “Well, it’s made of crystallized sugar, so cutting it may be difficult.” Blue bowed her head apologetically.

 “Wait wait.” Steven set his plate down. “Are you telling me this entire thing is made out of rock candy?

 Blue nodded, confused.

 Leaning in, Steven took a lick of a part close to him. His face lit up. “Wow! It is! That’s amazing!”

 “At least they got something right.” Pearl mumbled.

 “I can cut it.” Yellow held up her hand again. It began to glow.

 “NO!” Both Blue and Steven shouted.

 Yellow lowered her hand with a frown. “Well alright, I was just offering.”

 They all laughed. Amethyst ended up climbing onto the cake and making her own tunnel. Yellow was persuaded to break off chunks instead of zapping it so everyone could try a bit. The gathered gems took cautioned licks, in the end confused by the sensation, but soon they all gave in to enjoying the new substance. Even Blue bit into a piece, grimacing at the hardness before chewing. She liked it so much she had more made for her chambers. Yellow and White attempted to eat, but gave up after their first try.

 With the formalities officially over, gems mingled together. Steven hung with the Diamonds as they talked about difficult colonies and the time Blue lost an entire planet. Greg got new know a bunch of Peridots who offered to upgrade his van. Pearl hung with the soldiers as they went over battle techniques. Amethyst made a lair in what was now her cake.

 In the midst of everything, Yellow and Blue sat back. They watched White and Steven talk about plants on other worlds and saw every gem enjoying themselves. Blue took Yellow’s hand.

 “We got a lot of it wrong, didn’t we?” Yellow frowned.

 “Yes.” Blue smiled back. “Most of it.”

 Yellow sighed.

 “But that’s not what is important.” She pointed to Steven who was smiling and laughing along with his friends.

 Yellow nodded. “Mission successful.”

 Blue shook her head. “Do you always have to be so serious?”

 “Not all the time.” Yellow leaned in, grinning. She nuzzled her face against Blue’s cheek and gave her a kiss.

 Blue sat bolt upright, covering her no doubt blushing face. “Yellow!”

 No one had noticed. The two Diamonds continued to sit together, proud of their accomplishment. Maybe they could have their own Successful Star Rotation Day as well.

[dreamii-yume]

New Episode Update Let’s GOO!!!

Warning : This is just Yume having a mental breakdown, seriously. This episode update was WHACK.

~ MAJOR SPOILERS FOR 68-75 ~

I know we ain’t participating and all but the game reminding you that there’s 10 minutes left to prepare is seriously bad for my heart.

Aah, shiet. Vil is still hurt.

He still has small wounds and scratches that he hid make up. Daddy, I’m worried.

Apparently, yeah, I’m not the only one cause my homeboy, Epel just asked to switch the center role with Vil. THE CONFIDENCE.

Aw, he’s worried about him falling over during stage (And make the performance look bad) Come on, Epel just be honest-

...He finally became the ideal poisoned apple that Vil wanted, huh?

Vil being proud a mom.

But the queen inside him is STRONG.

He’ll embrace the villain in him, OUR QUEEN CAN STILL GO. INJURED, WHO?

...AAND he proceeds to roast Epel again lol Typical Vil.

I love how Epel just accepted a nickname like “Doku Ringo-chan” lol It’s so cute, senior-junior relationship goals right there.

HERE WE GO.

Everyone is actually really confident hahaha

I really wish Deuce’s mom, Ace’s brother, Jamil’s sister, and Vil’s dad were here in person to watch.

HECK I WANT KALIM’S WHOLE FAMILY HERE WHY NOT

T-THEY’RE REALLY LETTING US HEAR THE FULL SONG. 

IS THAT JAMIL RAPPING.

Look at Jamil’s solo SD dancing. LOOK AT IT.

I really fucking love Vil’s singing voice aaa

HIS VOICE IS SO GOOD.

Album when disney.

Is Vil okay.

...aight im hearing some high quality panting here

...dont mind me listening to it a bit too much...

...they’re going to be great reference for some spicy- leave me alone

Vil panting is making me feel SOMETHING.

ANYWAY. THE CROWD IS A MOOD.

IS VIL OKAY.

Unmei no megami is giving me idia ptsd here.

Heartslabyul Senpais are watching their kids, looking all proud *sniff

Oh god, after playing Obey Me, it just occurred to me how similar Cater and Asmodeus’ voices are...

Watch these Senpai dorks act like Ace and Deuce’s second family. Trey being the dad, Riddle being the mom, and Cater being the supportive big bro. It’s so beautiful.

Riddle’s voice is a lot more softer now, I just realized...It’s so soothing...

God i miss u too octavinelle never change

Yeah, why tf did Floyd not audition for this

Bro, can you imagine Nobuhiko Okamoto in the squad as well??? IMAGINE-

Of course, he wasn’t in the mood back then. Of course. Why did i even ask.

IMAGINE FLOYD BEING IN VDC NEXT YEAR.

Omg i miss u too octavinelle never change

Azul’s gonna overblot again with Floyd’s marketing skills lol

Jade coming in like welp i guess thats that. Too bad, huh Azul?

GOD i miss u too octavinelle never change

SAVANA BITCHES HI

I wonder if these mfs knew that Vil just overblotted and malmal was the one who fixed the stage lol

oooh Leona’s sus about something he a sharp boi

Speak up my guy—

still so weird leona taking his job seriously

Malleus looking happier seeing this performance rather than Lilia’s lol

I miss the simpery in Sebek

Silver’s not in the verge of falling into a coma for once wow

Chenya’s so cute.

AND WE’RE BACK TO CUTE HEIGH HO TEAM

fcking shotacons man...im not one to talk

Aw, they didn’t show Neige performance...

The simping in the crowd is a MASSIVE mood.

WHO WINS TELL ME

These night raven fuckers better vote for us and not pull a “oh shie my hand slipped lololol” i swear to god- im gonna throw hands

*me holding my phone and pretending to vote as well

Suspense music intensifies be like-

HAAA

BOIS, ITS ONE VOTE DIFFERENCE WHO IS IT AAAA

WHAT.

HOW DARE- HOW!? HOW DID WE LOSE!?

WE LOST BY ONE VOTE!?

EVERYONE’S SO SHOCKED LOL

vil pls dont overblot again-

Noooo grim’s tuna cans-

WE REALLY LOST TO A LEGIT KIDS SONG.

These children do not have the right to be this cute. I wanna take Timmy, Toby, and Shelpie home.

I swear to god one of these dwarves sounds like Cheka lol Is it Toby?

EPEEELLLL DONT CRRYYYY

KALIMMMM DONT CRRYYYY

KALIM HAVING THE AUDACITY TO SOUNDING LIKE A BIG BROTHER AND THEN CRYING HIS OWN RIGHT AFTER LOLOLOL

I HATE THIS EPISODE YALL MADE MY TWO BOIS CRY IM FIGHTING THIS EPISODE. BURN THIS.

This background music too though im deeeeddd

KALIM IM SO SORRY FOR MAKING A SINFIC ABOUT YOU PLS DONT CRY-

Jamil impressed about Vil being “calm” and Vil just going “h e h. you dont even know.”

....ha...

Monsieur Rook. WHAT did you say.

ROOK VOTED FOR ROYAL SWORD. Are you kidding me. You snek how could you- i loved you

WHAT DID I SAY- Ya’ll night raven fuckers shall not slip by their fingers when voting rook.

Vil is in the brink of passing out aaaaa

I have never heard Ace this pissed before whoa- lol he sounds like Deuce in his delinquent mode

Aw...Rook felt that Neige’s performance carries a stronger bond than theirs :’( it’s hard to put the blame on him when he’s saying all these stuff

It’s just like what they said in the past episodes that it’s really hard voting for your own team when you know the opposing team is better.

Aww...He just wanted Vil to believe in himself more...Rook is such a best man. Im crying-

Oh noooo is Vil gonna cry too nooo- daddy turned to baby really quick SOMEONE GIVE HIM AN EMERGENCY HUG

Well- at least...at least the 100 year record of not being able to win is still going, yeah? Um...bad joke? Sorry, i’ll see myself out-

NEIGE NOT NOW AND YOUR VII-KUN BULLSHIT- we’re having a moment here

Neige is such sweetheart but aaaahh— This makes it worse, we can’t even hate him aaa—

OMG JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THINGS COULDN’T- AAAAA

MONSIEUR ROOK. YOU’RE A FAN OF NEIGE!?

MOTHERFUCKER just got exposed by Neige himself lol

Going to Neige’s shake hand events, sending him letters, buying all his merch and shie- HE’S A FULL BLOWN NEIGE STAN

WTF YOU SNEK GET OUT OF THIS SCHOOL-

OOOOHHH THAT FUCKING ALBUM- HIS “LIFE’S WORK” or whatever bullshit IS FULL OF NEIGE

...actually- my japanese is lacking- im not sure lol what is a ブロマイド??? Lol I feel like a clown.

Rook is sweating profusely LOL

...what do you have to say for yourself, monsieur rook.

Wait- huh is that-

IS HE GONNA CRY-

WHY IS EVERYONE CRYING!??!?!?!

HE’S SILENTLY CRYING AS HE INTRODUCED HIMSELF TO NEIGE WHAT. THE. FUCK IS THIS EPISODE.

Neige fanclub??? Eternal Snow??? What kind of creepy-ass- OH, HE EVEN HAS A MEMBERSHIP NUMBER TOO-

Props to Neige with his :) expression unfaltering.

I’m- I’m speechless.

Vil is just looking down at Rook in disappointment like- “you’re more pathetic than I am”

Queen just went “I think you need this handkerchief more than I do now” THAT’S RIGHT. REPENT MOTHERFUCKER.

Rook crying is cursed.

But damn, I’m kinda liking this new relationship this bitchy relationship they have

Neige just dragged everyone’s ass back on stage and his snow white energy just said “LETS ALL BE FRIENDS AND SING”

NEIGE IS FUCKING GREAT- HE REALLY DID GOT THESE BITCHES TO SING HEIGH HO LOL

ACE’S RELUCTANT SINGING AND DEUCE LOOKING LIKE HE’S HAVING FUN

KALIM IS SUCH A MOOD, SINGING EVEN WITHOUT KNOWING THE LYRICS AND JAMIL JUST HAVING THAT “i want to die” ENERGY

AIGHT. ROOK IS HAVING WAY TOO MUCH FUN AND EPEL IS TRYING HIS BEST. HE’S SO CUTE-

OMG NEIGE AND VIL HAVING SUCH GOOD HARMONY—

YAHOO Y A H O O TANOSHIINDA~~ 

YA’LL SURE ABOUT GIVING ME THIS BLESSED MOMENT??

What a somewhat happy ending, even though Rook just backstabbed us I’m crying Beauté 100 points!!!

LOL Vil realizing he’s having fun singing with Neige- “SOMEONE JUST END ME RIGHT NOW-“ The desperation in his voice-

I love how Neige’s yahoo yahoo is messing with everyone’s head, even Vil wants to pass out lol

haha Crowley is so depressed lol

WHA- WHO-

HEADMASTER OF ROYAL SWORD!?

He looks like your typical grandpa- and his outfit looks like that one mickey mouse wizard outfit but blue—

Old man just went “we won lol” just to piss Crowley off I like this guy’s energy already-

Crowley being most likely as old as this guy—

ooohh this man just sensed something in this stage- Leona did too, didn’t he???

* Damn. Crowley talking so fast sounds like he’s making a load of bullshit lol

Anyway, I’m just glad that it’s not mickey mouse who’s the headmaster— I would’ve lost my shit.

We’re back in our dorms and I forgot that the squad doesn’t live with us anymore. It’s suddenly so lonely now...

Grim is getting the yahoo yahoo ptsd too lol it’s too goddamn catchy

oooohh shiet- mickey is calling us again

YES we finally got a good picture of this motherfucker

It seems like nothing is disrupting our communication this time, so MC thought to call Grim but—

Grim is not here.

Uuhhh...Grim? Where you’ve gone??? We’re getting flashbacks of the first parts of the game.

We went out to find Grim and HE’S CHOMPING ON ANOTHER BLACK STONE ON THE STAGE-

GRIM SPIT THAT OUT YOU LOOK TERRIFYING

AAAAAHH GRIM HAS GONE FERAL— He’s attacking US

Is this because we didn’t win his tuna canss nooo

NoOO SWEET BABY COME BACK.

Legit I’m sad, please baby don’t overblot like this...

He learned a new move though- SCRATCH

Ooh— We’re seeing some Ignihyde scenes here~

P U H I H I

Idia getting a lot of emails from bigshot companies whoa—

THAT OLYMPUS—?! EXCUSE ME??? Ortho what- Are we finally getting that Hercules episode—

Damn getting a hot chance in olympus only to put them down the recycling bin oof— Idia why edit : Yume was informed that olympus is kind of a company that sponsored VDC sorry she was mind-fucked at this moment and the ability to understand proper Japanese just went whoosh lol Thanks to @starshiningsirius for pointing it out for Yume~ ♥︎ HONESTLY YUME’S JUST GONNA WAIT FOR ACTUAL PROFESSIONAL TRANSLATORS AT THIS POINT LOL Don’t trust me for important situation too much lol

Aaaahh...We’re getting this shut-in out of his room in the next episode, are we?

And that concludes the whole Pomefiore Episode! JESUS CHRIST 75 CHAPTERS ALL IN ALL!? How long is the Ignihyde chapter going to be, huh!?

This was a really, really fun episode lol I’d consider this a fan service episode actually cause of all the things we get to experience— The singing, dancing, and the new songs, THE DRAMA. (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

But then, the plot thickens, no? What’s going to happen to Grim? In the Ignihyde episode? And those reoccurring memories of us? And our relationship with Tsunotarou lol ALSO WE NEVER REALLY DID FIND OUT WHAT ROOK’S UNIQUE MAGIC IS. DISNEY EXPLAIN—

Thanks for reading this shitpost of Yume losing her shiet lol See you all in the Ignihyde Episode~ ❤

[demonic-ungaikyo-dragon]

Traumas and Confessions (tealer x frill) @waluigis-massive-fucking-tits @that-gay-crow

(Ok so i was originally gonna make this wholesome, but decided to make some angst at the beginning. Also im not a good writer so sorry if cringe. Also this si my first time writing angst)

It was a month after the "incident". An incident that changed everything.

A murder.

Tealerland closed, its doors probably never opening again. Left to rot. Forgotten.

And tealer could not help but feel disgusted at himself. He fully believed it was his fault.

He alongside the others, willow, frill and tacey, were moved underground so they would not suffer from vandalism.

But in reality they were put in there becuase of them. Not safety for them, but safety from them.

The corpse of the victim was found inside him. Or more like pulled from him. If tealer could vomit, he would have. He still remembers most of it...

Tealer opens his eyes, or well, activates them. He was under maintinence, and was getting checked up by one of the workers. Keyword was.

"Hm? Whats this?" He said to himself. He felt heavy. He also noticed something that caught him off guard.

The worker was nowhere to be seen, instead, he saw frill looking at him with something he never saw frill have.

Fear. Fear and disgust.

He then heard his voice. "Tealer, please." Frill said with Dont. Look. Down." Frill said with emphasis on every word. Tealer got scared, because he has had experiance with an angry frill, and seeing him like this scared him.

But tealer ignored him, and looked down.

Now he knew why he felt so heavy. He saw a very human looking arm sticking out of his stomach. He also noticed the blood on his fur.

Did he......?

Tealer started shaking, and felt like he was choking. He never felt this way what is happening?

"Tealer?" He could hear frill's voice. "Tealer!? TEALER!?" Frill screamed his voice multiples times. Each time he sounded further away. He then heard the sound of a door opening.

"TEALER!?"

"Tealer?"

...

"TEALER!!!!" "EEEEK" Tealer practically jumps and screeches. He then noticed where he was. 3 animatronicas were there with him. A wyvern, a smaller dragon holding a doll, and a mime treceratops.

Willow, tacey, and mischievous were looking at him worried.

"Tealer are you ok? You looked like you were spacing out." His younger brother, mischievous looked at him with worry.

"Huh? Oh im fine buddy!" Tealer tried acting happy to try to not worry them. "I feel better as ever! I was just thinking about good jokes to tell that is all!" Tealer said with a grin. The other 3 did not buy this at all.

"If you were thinking about jokes, you would have not screamed like that when i called you the 7th time." Willow said with a serious look on her face, which was rare. Tacey also looked serious.

"Are you really ok tealer? Be honest please." Tacey tried being as polite as she could. She alongside mischievous, did not want to see their elder brother hurt.

Tealer felt terrible, because he knew he was worrying them. But he did not want to worry them further. "Im serious! I really do fee-" he was interrupted when he felt a hand grab his shoulder. He looked behind him and saw frill looking at him with a face that meant business. Did he anger him again?

Frill looked at the other 3 "i need to speak with tealer in orivate. I hope you dont need him?" He says looking at willow.

"No, but please be careful with him, he just spaced out." Willow said. Tealer gave her a "what are you doing!?" Look, while frill glared at him.

"Come. Now." Frill says walking away. Tealer follows suit horrified.

"Did you have to tell frill that? He looked even more mad now." Mischievous asks willow. Willow looks at him.

"I know what im doing. Trust me."

Frill and tealer are currently in a supply closet. It was an udnerstatment to say the frill was angry.

Tealer was scared, because he knew what frill was going to say.

"S-so, W-what did you n-need?" Tealer was shaking.

"How many times did i tell you? How. Many. Tealer." Frill said with his arms crossed. "If you dont feel ok, come to me." Frill looked at tealer with a more calmer look.

"R-right. Sorry." He really did forget. But he did not want to worry frill.

"So, what happened?" Frill asked.

"I was thinking... about it." Tealer responded looking down at the floor.

"The... corpse?" Frill said with caution. Tealer nods. But then he says something that pisses frill off.

"My muerder victim..." tealer says looking down. He then hears loud footsteps and ths souns of armor. Frill was infront of him looking at him wirh anger.

"What did you say?"

Tealer shakes his head "i-im sorry i did not-" tealer winces as frill slams a hand in the wall beside him.

"Why are you apologizing!? ITS NOT YOUR FAULT!" Frill screamed. And tealer out of nowhere, felt angered.

He looks at frill angrily. "It IS my fault." Tealer says with a glare. "I dont even know why you even care for a murderer like me..."

"Stop that..." frill threatens tealer. "Dont say that. You know its no-"

"NO!" tealer pushes frill, knocking him to the ground. "I AM A MURDERER FRILL! A MURDERER! WHY YOU EVEN STILL CONSIDER ME A FRIEND IS WEIRD!" Tealer pants cause of his outburst. He then realized what he did.

Frill started standing up and tealer prepared for the worst. But what happened next will always be remembered by tealer.

Frill looked at him, and proceeded to hug him. Tealer was frozen in schock, he did not expect this. Before he could protest, frill spoke.

"Listen to me. Please." Frill said in a calming voice, something he never saw frill do towards him. Tealer could feel calmer in his embrace. "You are not the murderer. You were framed." Frill pulls out from the hug and teal saw that frill no longer had a angry look, but a sad one. Tealer took time to process what he said. This whole situation has tealer confused.

"By who?" Tealer asks, his anger gone.

Frill sighed, and the words he proceeds to say surprsie tealer.

"David artel." Frill said as if it was taboo. "He, was the one that killed him and... pushed the corpse inside you..." frill said with clear disgust.

"I-i-" tealer could not speak properly. He knew frill is not lying, frill would never lie about these things. But instead of feeling happy that he was not the murderer, he felt another way.

Betrayed. David, his creator, framed him for a murder.

"It hurts." Tealer said looking down. "I thought he cared about us. And this is what he does?" Tealer was not even mad, just dissapointed. But at the very least, tealer could be at some peace since he did not kill someone.

But something other than the incident has been bothering tealer.

Frill.

Tealer noticed that since the incident frill has been the one helping him. Yes the others did help him too, but frill has been since day one taking care of tealer. He was also the one that was there with him in the incident. Its not that he does not appreciate his help. He just never understood why.

Frill has been known to not be the nicest lizard. He is always serious or very strict. But when he is around tealer, he is very kind or calm with him.

In fact, he was the one helping tealer during panic attacks, as the others did not know what to do.

And so he took the chance that they were in private.

"Thank you frill. I really am grateful you told me this. But i still dont understand something." Tealer said looking at frill in the eyes. Frill raises an eyebrow.

"Why do you care so much about me?" At this question frill narrows his eyes. "O-oh i m sorry if that was out of line!" Tealer quickly apologized, and his fear returned.

"Its fine. In fact, im glad you asked." Frill said smiling a bit. "That was the reason why i was looking for you in the first place."

Frill looked at tealer in the eyes. "When we first performed together, i for some odd reason had my eyes on you. Seeing you happy, playing around with the children, laughing." Frill smiles as he remembers those moments. "Honestly, i thought you were to cute for your own good." Frill chuckles a bit. Tealer blushes like crazy, but he did not say anything so he did not interrupt frill.

"You really are an amazing dragon tealer. You always made the others smile, even me. Everyone here loves you." Frill then sighs. "So when i found you in that room, with the body inside you, i panicked. Not only did something horrific happen, you were hurt and blamed for something you did not do." Frill then scoffs. "Its an understatment to say i was angry when i found out it was david. I almost killed the bastard." So thats why david has not returned. Frill got him tealer thought. "I then noticed how this changed you. You were not always as happy as before, and dont pretend i have not heard you crying alone." Tealer lowers his head cause it was true. He did cry in secret.

"To be honest, i did not understand either why i cared so much about you. But yesterday i realized why." Frill approached tealer.

"Tealer. I love you."

Tealer, surprised beyond imagination, simply stood there looking at frill.

"Everytime you laughed or smiled, something inside me told me i must protect you. And soon i began seeing you in a different way. I wish to cherish you and your smile. I want to be the one to make you smile. And i want to be the one to help you in your darkests times." Frill then proceeds to kneel.

"Tealer, willl you let me be the lizard to make you happy?" Frill said looking at tealer.

Tealer begins to cry. "Frill i-" he does not how to respond, so he too kneels and proceeds to hug him. He then proceeds to sob. "Frill, *sniff*thank you. Thank you so much." Tealer, with teary eyes looks at frill with a smile.

"Let me be too the one to make you happy." Tealer says as a response to frill's earlier question.

Frill smiles like an excited child as his eyes to start to tear up. " Is this a yes!?" Frill says as his long tail begins to wag in excitement.

Tealer laughs at the sight. "*sniff* yes you dork!"

Frill then kisses tealer.

He widens his eyes and gives tealer an apologetic look. "Im sorry i just-" tealer kisses him back.

As they break the kiss tealer giggles. "Its fine. I liked it." They both stand up. Frill's tail was still wagging in happiness. "Look at you all happy. And then you say im the cute one!" Tealer give frill a playful jab. Frill laughs.

"Well sorry to break it to you jester, but you are the cuter one!" Frill says as he procedss to give a head pat to tealer. He then notices how tealer begins to wag his tail aswell. "Aha! You just proved my point!"

Tealer simply snuggles with frill. But they heard squeals from outside the door

"Mischievous, tacey! They are gonna find out!" Willow whispers.

"Sorry!" Tacey and mischievous apologize quietly.

Tealer and frill look at each other, and proceed to exit the room. They then saw tacey, mischievous and willow in the hallway. They both knew why they were there.

Frill sighs. "Let me guess, willow decided to spy on us and and ypu two joined." Frill said looking at the clown and mime. They both nod scared.

"Aww c'mon frilley, they were gonna find out soon enough!" Tealer said, making frill blush at the nickname. Then tealer looks at the other 3.

"Now then, may we know how long you were here?" Taler said crossing his arms and tapping his legs on the ground like a mad parent jokingly.

"We arrived when frill started his confession. And i have to say frill, you should become a romance writer!" Willow said giggling. Frill blushes even more with a now grumpy face.

"Oh you are buring at the stake today witch!" Frill with sword in hand, was about to charge at her when he felt someone grab his tail.

Tealer, gripping frill's tail, pulled him back. "If you attack her, no cuddle later." Tealer said in a fake angry tone. Frill gasps dramatically and then looks at willow.

"You are safe this time. But know that this is not the end." Frill sheaths his sword.

After that silence.

"So, want to play go fish? I found some cards earlier in one of the offices." Mischievous says trying to break the silence.

They all agree and proceed to go back to one of the offices. They noticed tealer and frill holding hands, and tried all they could not to squeal so they dont anger frill.

(Quick note: t lure and deterrent are not activated yet.)

[artgurusauce]

So, how was Pokemon Shield?

Before I start, this is going to cover the main game, not post-game. Sorry, no talk about Dickhead Swordward and Shieldbert. Also, if it wasn’t obvious already, massive spoilers ahead. 

IF YOU DON’T WANT TO BE SPOILED, DO NOT READ THIS POST

I’m not going to ramble for hours about this, because to be honest, my thoughts about this are much briefer than they are for gen 7/Alola. Not to say there’s not much going on in this game, just that if you were expecting a super professional and profound review of the game from me, you may or may not be disappointed.

I will do my best to be articulate, though.

I’ll start with the rivals, the most obvious choice the begin with being: Hop.

Hop is definitely not like Hau like so many people were desperate to make me believe pre-release. In fact, while their arcs are similar, there’s a biiig difference. That difference, to me, is their changes in character. Hau had a big ass crash, yes, but his character change was pretty damn gradual. With Hop, after Bede puts him down, well, you can pretty much tell he’s not the same guy right off the bat the next time you talk to him. I absolutely adore Hope and I’m glad he got as much screen time and focus as he did. His arc was fantastically written and beautifully handled all the way to the end. All I can say is, another cinnamon roll for the collection.

Then there’s...Marnie.

Now, I don’t hate her, far from it. I adore her very much as well. The problem is that it seems she doesn’t get much time to flesh out like Hop did. A problem that goes both ways between her and Bede. Of course when I got to the seventh gym and met big brother Piers I actually did like the dynamic they were going for. Buuut I really wish they had given Marnie just a little more time to herself before that. I just didn’t feel like they did enough with her and...that’s a damn shame considering how popular she was upon her first reveal. Of course, again, this isn’t to say I don’t think she’s still just the cutest little punk goth button ever.

Sigh...and now it’s time for me to talk about Bede.

Look, from what I could tell, half the fandom was nuts for him, the other half was sick to death of a generic douchebag rival that adds no flavor to the table. But I’m a little torn on this one. Like I said, him and Marnie share an awful side effect of Hop’s arc being the most prominent...they don’t get enough time or everything that happens in their arcs feels...rushed, by comparison, at least in my opinion. So the thing is, when Bede gets disowned by Chairman Rose, of course my first reaction is “You had it coming, you were being a shit.” But then Opal...takes him in? And...acts as though Oleana manipulated him? I guess I could perhaps see what they were going for here, and, I’ll admit it, I kind of adored their dynamic, albeit a short interaction between them. And I did find it rather cute at the League when he was all flustered about being trained by Opal, having to continue training because everyone was cheering for him. But the thing is...his arc is kind of...broken? Like, I want to feel bad for him, and I want to feel invested in Opal taking him in and showing him the ropes of the Fairy Gym but...it just doesn’t work like it should. Which is odd considering Bede gets considerably more time to flesh his arc than Marnie, at least, that’s how it seemed to me. I do think the general story and Hop’s own arc really just forced the writing’s hand in sweeping Bede’s arc by as fast as possible. He could’ve been an interesting diversion of expectation, but...oh well.

Speaking of gyms, how do I feel about the gym leaders?

Well, Milo is a fucking cinnamon roll, and I do think I’ve settled on shipping him with Nessa because...I mean...c’mon now. Short bean boy, toll ocean gal? Perfect for each other ♥

I don’t really...feel anything towards Kabu. His design is bland, his personality didn’t stick out to me at all, but I guess they can’t all be iconic gems when you think about it.

Then...there’s my baby boy Allister. And lawd, my dudes, if Hop ain’t my new son well then Allister sure as fuck is. I did HC that he was mute like Red before the game came out and, well, his personality and dialogue are pretty good despite not being what I was hoping. I mean, c’mon, how can you not love that adorable little face? Or that he’s so socially introverted he keeps a collection of masks to make absolute sure his face is hidden? I am going to be quoting “Crumbs, that’s aces” forever now.

Opal was an interesting woman, I definitely think there could’ve been more to her relationship with Bede but I already discussed that. My dad thought she was kinda scary and creepy but she reminds me of that old lady from Spirited Away so I ain’t bothered all that much lol. She was nice enough, I do like her humbleness and that she’s willing to admit it’s definitely time for her to call it quits. And yes, I have seen that official art of her when she was younger. She is a fucking QUEEN  ♥ ♥ ♥

Then comes Melony...hoooo boy my lesbian ass is fallin’ so hard it physically hurts me in ways you will never imagine in your life. Wicke wishes she was this thicc. In all seriousness though, I am pretty curious about that son of hers. I heard you can meet him in Sword but I’ll have to wait and see that for myself. Aside from being the newest love of my life, she’s absolutely adorable and wholesome. I know her card reveres her as strict, but, she just looks like a cinnamon roll.

Piers...oh Piers, where do I even begin? His design is fucking on point, for one thing. And his relationship with his sister Marnie is just so cute and so much fun to watch. As unfortunately left field as it was for me, I did like his arc about not being a good Gym Leader and wanting his sister to take over for him. It was sweet and kinda sad but I just love him so much. For the first Dark Type Gym Leader, not bad guys, not bad at all. Also omg Piers slay me with your metal, king plsssss

Finally, there’s Raihan and...omg he’s so great. This mother fucker not only takes selfies in the middle of a match, not only bombards you with weather effects therefore making him a fun and challenging opponent, but this dude is also beefin’ with our head champ? SIGN ME UP, FAM. For real though, like, I loved battling with Raihan the most out of anybody that I fought. I definitely haven’t felt this much fun battling a Gym Leader in years. And I will forever be torn as to whether or not I want to ship him with Leon >3>

Speaking of the chadster, I ain’t talked about ‘im yet. Or Sonia, for that matter. Honestly, they’re both pretty great. 

But Leon is the fuckin’ MVP this gen, I’ll tell you what. He’s such a bro he tells Rose his “Day of Destiny” bullshit can fuck off til our match is over. Of course, I do like his ditzy and dorky sides too. Like his snapback collection or how easily he gets lost seriously Leon it’s just a straight fucking line to your house how do you fuck that up. But he ain’t just a bro to the main character, naw, he a bro to his actual bro, Hop. And I fuckin’ love it. Their interactions are so investing and entertaining and wonderful to watch. It’s almost kind of magical, in a way. I think he is without a doubt my number one favorite Champion of all time now. 

But as for Sonia, well, I dunno...maybe I’m nitpicky or remembering things wrong but she seemed to drop her disdain for researching the legend of the “Darkest Day” like a hat at some point. Granted, I still think her character arc while it wasn’t even needed was very well done. I loved listening to her dork out about the legends, her research, all of it. It was spectacular. And ever since I first found out she was childhood friends with Leon before the game even came out, ladies and gents, these two have dun been my OTP. The only one still challenging that notion is Raihan at this point, lol.

And now...we get to Oleana and Chairman Rose.

Oleana is just...kind of a nothing character for me, personally. Even after knowing about her Garbardor and all that, sorry fam, she ain’t doin’ it for me. She was a red herring so overblown and obvious it has since been laughable that anybody thought she was gonna be this gen’s Lusamine. She is just...some really crazy lady who happens to be passionate about her job. Ok.

Rose, however, is an absolute bastard. And I love it. However, I do have a problem with this, as it sort of connects to my earlier point with Bede. His relationship with Bede is...I don’t even know if I could call it a father-son relationship. I mean, yeah, he basically adopted him, but he disowns him at the drop of a hat. Granted, what Bede did was wrong, but...really? I guess that’s just how much of a dick he is, but, there’s no closure to that. Even after finding out what a horrible, deplorable man Rose is, Bede never talks to him after he’s disowned. Maybe this was meant to be a “Well it’s better he moves on to the next chapter of his life as soon as possible” sort of thing. But his sudden taking under Opal’s wing did not accomplish that feeling with me. So it feels sort of...hollow, to me. There’s no conclusion, follow-up, it’s almost as if Bede didn’t even know who Rose was anymore after Opal scooped him up. And yeah, Bede says “Everything has gone wrong since I met you” but...here’s the problem; That’s as much as he goes into being affected by Rose. It’s not too important, I guess, but it’s something that bothered me, personally. Rose’s motivations seem...ok, I guess. It’s about what I was expecting. Seriously though, his battle theme has no business being that good.

Those are all my thoughts on the characters, at least any that were all that worth talking about. Without further ado: Allow me to introduce y’all to my babies...

As I mentioned on Monday, my team consists of an Appletun, Centiskorch, Greedent, Hatterene, Inteleon, and an Eiscue. And I only just now realize like 5 out of 6 of them have names that start with a “C” lmao.

First up, we have my very first darling: Chastity

There’s a few things one should know about this slick little bitch:

Big shock, she was a huuuge cry baby as a Sobble. Like, mortified of pretty much everybody. Total mama’s girl. But as a Drizzile she was just a total grump goth binch. The only one of my Pokemon in my camp she would give the time of day is her dear friend Chariot, who at the time was a Hattrem. They pretty much grew up together and they’re besties now.

But now that Chastity is fully grown, well...she’s a little...flirtatious. Oh, no, not with the boys on her team. No no no. Every camp we step onto she’s just flirtin’ like a mad woman. She even managed to seduce my dad’s Cinderace who was already a huge playboy

Still, I can’t stay mad at this cute little brat. She’s still a total mama’s girl at heart and I love her to death. Btw, her Snipe Shot is ridiculously strong, though that’s probably because she’s still holding a Mystic Water haha

Up next is our resident lady in waiting: Chariot

I found Chariot in the Motostoke Outskirts and she has always been a picky snob even as a Hattena. She only ate small portions unless it was Whipped Cream Curry. Though nowadays I’m sure she only eats in such small portions to maintain her figure...

As I said before, she and Chastity have pretty much always been best friends. I definitely love to imagine her always hassling Chastity for her less than lady-like behavior though, haha. Chariot was weirdly sleepy as a Hattrem, though. Like...she dozed off a lot. She must’ve been getting plenty of beauty sleep for her evolution lol. 

I used to have a Toxtricity on my team named Ripper before I found an Eiscue for the League, and she seemed quite enamored with him. At least for the long period he was with us, she talked to him 50% of the time when I stopped for a little break. It was incredibly adorable, though I fear what might happen if I leave them alone at a daycare for too long...  <(⚆_⚆;)>

As a grown Hatterene, she’s rather dainty and conversative. I’m actually surprised, lately she’s starting to talk to some of her other fellow team mates lately. I suppose she’s not as stuck-up as she pretends to be, haha.

Up next we have our looonnnggg boy: Mushu

I picked up Mushu at Kabu’s gym. He was pretty shy as a tiny Sizzlipede and often avoided talking to most of his team mates. He was pretty spooked by a lot of them, actually, particularly Ripper for reasons I never quite understood. I guess when Ripper was still a baby, Mushu didn’t understand why he cried so much and was terrified of the loud noises he made lol.

However, he grew into a long boi rather quickly and he’s pulled us through some pretty tough spots in the gym challenges so I like to spoil him with lots of play time. He’s got a Jolly nature and honestly, it shows a lot more now that he’s all grown up. He loves to play and races with his team mates pretty much all the time. Rip Caramel, your utter annihilation will not be forgotten. He’s a very sweet and almost gentle boy and I honestly feel bad for all the battering he’s had to take before because I was a little too eager to take on opponents way out of my league.

A couple of fun facts about him before we move on:

His favorite curry in the curry dex is Smoked Tail Curry, which he always eats in gigantic portions. He freaking loves camping on Route 6 or in Stow-On-Side, I guess he really loves the heat.

Up next is my precious dumpling baby: Caramel

I first caught Caramel on Route 5, and I love love looove my baby apple pie. He’s such a chill and adorkable little dragon and I’m not one to pick favorites but...oh, who am I kidding? He’s totally my favorite.

As an Applin he was just too cute. He was a little slow and none of his team mates seemed to understand him so they tended to leave him by himself. So I ended up having to give him lots of attention so he wasn’t too lonely. And gosh was he just the cutest little baby apple. Of course, he wasn’t an Applin for very long, so there’s not much to speak of regarding his early stages.

However, once he evolved, he became a fucking tank. Caramel can take hits like a freaking champ and since I gave him Draco Meteor he’s practically an unstoppable beast. Of course, by heart, he’s a Lax boyo and enjoys the littlest things in life: Like the nice breezes in the Wild Area, or his Apple Curry, even if it’s snowing something fierce outside he’s all about it. And I just- argh he’s so fuckin’ cute!  ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Up next we’ve got the chunky cheeked baby: Peter Griffin Conker

Conker is a Gentle boy who’s been with me since the very beginning at Route 1, and it fits since objectively he’s probably the weakest Pokemon I’ve got on my team. But that’s ok, because he’s definitely scored us a couple of hard gym challenges just like Mushu has. He was definitely useful for buying some time when I needed it, that’s for sure.

He was pretty chattery as a Skwovet, even if some of his team mates weren’t all that talkative looking at you, Chastity. This probably comes as no surprise, but he’s always had a bottomless stomach. Seriously, he’s eaten large portions even as a baby Skwovet and it baffles me. Guess he’s just a really hungy boy, lol.

As a fully grown, chunky Greedent, he’s pretty slow. Like, really slow. Even when he runs it’s like a snail tracking through peanut butter and molasses. And it’s too cute to watch. I really wish I could give him belly rubs tbh, he looks like the type that’d enjoy those, haha. These days he’s best friends with my Eiscue, Cubert. They usually race each other after they have lunch.

And finally, one of my greatest MVP’s: Cubert

Cubert joined us very late in the game on Route 10. And while unfortunately he ended up taking Ripper’s place, I knew he’d be a good addition to the team. I’ve given him Hail and Aurora Veil, which is super useful for battle prep. It’s pretty lucky I was able to find this little guy waddlin’ around up there on my way to Wyndon.

As I said before, he was pretty anti-social with everybody at first. Though I’m sure that’s because he was so new by the time we got to the League. Thankfully, Conker got him out of his shell and they’re best friends. He still seems a little shy around the others, and even myself, but I’m just glad he’s got somebody to talk to. Not much to say about him unfortunately, since he’s so reserved and tends to keep to himself, but I’m sure that’ll change eventually with time.

Now that’s everyone that’s on my current team, but I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention my boy Ripper at all, so, allow me to introduce an old friend who’s been livin’ in retirement for the past few days:

I first picked up Ripper at a Nursery while I was omw over to Hulburry, I believe. So Ripper was with us for a damn long time until I picked up Cubert. Initially I had hoped he’d be a High Key Toxtricity, but I’ll take what I get. Besides, he was more than helpful with quite a lot of battles, especially Opal’s gym.

He was pretty loud as a Toxel, which should come as no surprise. Always throwing tantrums and never really seemed to eat anything bigger than a small portion of whatever curry I cooked, so he was picky just like Chariot was. All around a bastard baby, really. He didn’t really start getting onto the battle field until he evolved, in all honesty.

But once he did, hoo boy, he was killin’ the competition like a pro. I feel pretty bad I didn’t take him into the League with me, but I felt like Cubert would’ve been more useful so I swapped ‘im out. I’ve been pulling him back out of the PC box for some more training lately to help him catch up to make up for it, though. And he seems pretty happy about it, so bygones are bygones I suppose.

And it seems he’s still very much taken with Chariot. Sigh, young love, so adorable. Anyways, respects to the OG madhouse that got me through some toughies, you did good out there buddy. ;w;

Alright, well, that’s just about all I have to discuss, for now. I hope this wasn’t too droning of a post or anything. But before you head out, I’ve got a little surprise. Since this was such an interesting experience, I’m opening a new Tumblr based on my journey that will follow my Trainer OC Luna and her adventures through Galar. If you’re curious to check it out, click here. I don’t really have an upload schedule, so just keep your eye out for any posts in the future. Hope you guys enjoy it!

[vincent-frankenstein]

#10 on the second drabble list? Idc what ship because you write each and every ship amazingly

10: “I’m right here, okay?”

this was supposed to be a drabble how did i end up with 1.5k this is such a mess im sorry

Title: Romantic Flight

Summary: Virgil’s afraid of heights. Roman thinks he can help. Wing! Au

Pairing: prinxiety

Warnings: none i think??? ask to tag 

It wasn't often that Roman got to show off his part of the mindscape. The others were always too busy, to his great chagrin. It was disappointing, to say the least, especially considering how proud he was of his imagination realm — but he never pushed it too much.

But, well. Until now. Circumstances had changed. Now he had a quest to complete, a friend to help. There weren't any extremely pressing matters to attend to, nothing he couldn't finish later. He could make time!

He spent a while ensuring the imagination realm was just right for the day he had planned. A clear blue sky with just enough perfectly puffy clouds, sprawling green fields of fragrant flowers, framed on one side by a towering mountain range; anyone would be stricken speechless by the beauty he'd created, especially —

"Tell me why we're here again?"

Okay, most people would be stricken speechless. A certain emo would only be stricken suspicious. "Okay, so, you remember the other night when we had that sleepover, and we played truth or dare?"

Virgil nodded slowly. "...Yes?"

"And you remember when I asked you 'if you could get rid of one fear you have, what would it be?'"

"Yeah?" Virgil blinked. "Fear of heights. So it'd be easier on everyone when we have to fly places."

"Exactly!" Roman grinned. "And I said, 'some immersion therapy might help you,' and you called me a nerd and said I was spending too much time around Logan?"

"First, you are a nerd. And a dork. Second, what does this have to do with your realm, Princey?"

Roman huffed, ignoring Virgil's insults, and spread his arms wide. "Welcome to your immersion therapy!"

His reaction wasn't exactly what Roman had pictured. No applause, no excitement, no proclamations of undying love — wait, what?

No, Virgil just stood there, eyebrows furrowed. "Right," he said slowly. "And how exactly is a pretty field gonna help me get over my fear of heights?"

"Oh no, Finding Emo, it's not the field that's going to help you. It's what we're going to do in it. Or, rather, over it." Roman winked. "How do you feel about a bit of flying?"

"A bit of what?" Virgil took a step back, eyes widening.

"Flying!" Roman repeated. "I'll be with you the whole time, and you can't get hurt in the imagination realm so long as I'm here, so there's no reason to fear! You can get as used to heights as you need to without any danger!"

"That's — that's pretty nice of you, Princey, but I-I don't —"

"Ah, you don't have to if you're uncomfortable," Roman said quickly, realizing he might have gotten a bit ahead of himself. "I just thought — I mean, I thought it would help, but if it would make you uncomfortable you needn't try."

"I..." Virgil hesitated. "It's safe?"

"I swear it on my honor as a prince," Roman said seriously. "I would never intentionally put you in any danger, Virgil. I promise."

"Right." Virgil didn't quite meet his gaze, his pale cheeks dusted with pink. "How do we do it? Think happy thoughts or some shit like that?"

"I appreciate the Peter Pan reference, but no," Roman said with a laugh. "Stand back and prepare to be amazed!"

He flexed his shoulders, snapped his fingers, and grinned as he felt the familiar weight settle on his back, shifting his center of balance ever-so-slightly. Virgil gaped, eyes wide.

"Like what you see?" Roman teased, spreading his wings out to their full length. Okay, so he was showing off a bit, but could you blame him? Virgil was the first side he'd ever taken flying. He was the first to see Roman's wings. He was allowed to be a little proud.

"Do they work?" Virgil asked hesitantly. Roman huffed.

"Of course they work!" He wrapped his wings around himself, soaking in their warmth. They shined in the sunlight, a beautiful shimmering scarlet to match his sash. "This isn't my first time flying, you know."

Virgil didn't answer. He stepped forward, expression more open than Roman had ever seen, and his hand raised as if to touch Roman's wings. Then he shoved his hands in his pockets and his expression closed. "So you're gonna give me... wings... so I can fly with you and get over my fear of heights."

"Yes!" Roman said excitedly. "Ah, unless you say no, which you absolutely can —"

"It's worth a shot," Virgil said quickly, before he could stop himself. "Just. Just do it."

Roman made an excited noise, his feathers puffing up with joy. "You're sure?" he asked one more time. "I may have rushed into this, and —"

"Roman," Virgil said sharply, cutting him off. "It's chill. This could help."

Roman bounced on his heels, beaming with excitement. He took a moment to think, crafting the perfect wings for Virgil in his mind, and then he snapped his fingers. Virgil gasped, stumbling backward as two massive black wings appeared on his back.

"Holy shit," he whispered, spinning awkwardly as he reached back to try to touch the soft wings. At first glance, they seemed like inky black, but wherever the sunlight touched, they glowed iridescent purple. Unsure and hesitant, he spread them out to their full length.

"Do you like them?" Roman asked, and he'd be lying if he said his voice wasn't at least a little bit awestruck. Wings suited Virgil.

"Roman, these are..." Virgil awkwardly wrapped one wing around himself to look at it, his eyes wide and his voice quiet. He ran his hand along the soft feathers, awe shining in his eyes. Then he schooled his expression into the most chill one he could manage, shrugging nonchalantly. "...Cool. They're chill."

High praise, coming from Virgil. Roman beamed. "I designed them with your emo aesthetic in mind," he said with a laugh. Stepping up beside Virgil, he laced their fingers together, ignoring the way Virgil's touch sent heat rushing to his cheeks. "Are you ready?"

"As I'll ever be," Virgil said, shoving his free hand into his pocket. His wings bristled nervously and Roman squeezed his hand, offering him a reassuring smile.

With one beat of his mighty wings, Roman lifted off the ground. Virgil squeezed his eyes shut and managed to wobble unsteadily in the air for a moment before stumbling back to the ground.

"Come on, Bren-done Urie," Roman encouraged, subtly snapping his fingers behind his back to lower the gravity in the imagination realm ever so slightly. He tugged on Virgil's arm as Virgil beat his wings with as much force as he could muster, and together, they shot up into the air.

"Shit!" Virgil cried, flapping his wings instinctually to keep from falling back to the ground. "Holy shit, holy shit —"

"I'm right here, okay?" Roman said. His stomach was flip-flopping madly, and he had a nagging feeling it wasn't from flying. "I've done this a hundred times, Virge. I've got you. Just focus on staying in the air."

They weren't very high up, barely ten or fifteen feet, but Virgil still looked at the ground beneath them as if it was a hundred miles away. "We'll start low," Roman said, slowly starting across the field and beckoning for Virgil to follow. "When you're ready, we can get a bit higher."

Virgil wasn't ready for quite a bit — but that was more than okay. As time went on, his flight became less wobbly and more certain, and he even tried to copy some of Roman's swooping dives, though he always pulled up with a yelp before he got too far. Roman adored the feeling of the wind coursing beneath his wings and dancing through his hair — but when Virgil grinned up at him, shaky and pale but happy, well... Roman had never adored anything more. It took only a thought to extend the field, to send some towering trees shooting up from the ground, and they dove through the forest together surrounded by laughter, racing side-by-side.

And when Roman reached the end and beat his wings powerfully, shooting up the side of the mountain and aiming for the top, Virgil following, not yelping with fear but whooping with joy, and Roman's heart leaped with joy to match. He landed on the top of the mountain and spread his wings, closing his eyes in bliss as sunset-light washed over his face. He heard Virgil land behind him and stumble to the ground, panting heavily.

"I take it it worked?" Roman asked, turning to find the biggest grin he'd ever seen on Virgil's face. Virgil pressed his hand to his chest, trembling from head to toe, his feathers puffed and shining.

"That was — that was insane," he managed. "Completely fucking insane."

"The best things in life often are," Roman said, striding over. "So? Are you still afraid?"

Virgil looked out to the scene spread beneath them, the gorgeous field bathed in the warm glow of the sunset — and then his gaze slid over to Roman's face. Silence reigned as they gazed at each other, and Virgil hesitated, biting his lip. "No," he said softly, and closed the distance between them to press his lips to Roman's.

[asianpower5]

Ok so its been 24 hours since I saw the movie and I wanted to write down my thoughts, most of it is for me so I can go back and read how I felt about it years from now, its going to be very long and wordy but im just writing as the thoughts come and now worrying about grammar or anything, that includes timeline, so my thoughts may come to me out of order . I’m going to put it all under read more so i dont spoil it for any of you lovely people

So I got to the theater like 40 minutes early because I just couldnt contain myself and I wanted to get my perfect seat. Wore my new HTTYD shirt and brought my toothless plushie from build a bear (another little girl had the same idea she was so cute)

but now onto the movie

they threw me for a loop I was totally expecting a “this is berk’” speech as the very opening, not the raid, but honestly this movie is about change so I liked the change. But I still got my fix, because as they flew back to Berk my only thought was “this is berk”, AND THEN HE SAID THE THING YES.

Loved the scene in the great forge, it just really showed how big Berk is and how many vikings there are, and seeing them all happy and enjoying a meal together just warmed my heart, plus Gobber teasing Astrid and Hiccup about marriage and Valka beating Spitelout at arm wrestling haha.

Tuffnut was comedic gold, talking about his “beard” and giving hiccup bro pep talks. And when he said the earth was round? and the stars? I almost died laughing. 

Grimmel  being a complete jerk and drugging those poor dragons with their own venom.

Fetch with Hiccup’s leg?? and him dropping it in Astrid’s lap and then being over protective of the leg when Stormfly came near it? Then Hiccup tickling Astrid, what did we do to deserve such a cute Hiccstrid scene?

Toothless meeting the light fury was even better than I thought, he was such a dork and had no idea what to do, then looking to Hiccup for advice about how to flirt oh gosh silly boy.

Im calling Hiccup out on his saying Astrid isnt a romantic, I mean Hiccup is totally the hopeless romantic, but Astrid in my mind is totally a secret romantic, at least when it comes to her own relationship.

Also Toothless practicing his mating dancing by watching his shadow and studying the naddars as they danced was so adorable.

Ok ngl I actually thought Grimmel had shot Toothless in the house, and I was so happy to see that is was part of their plan and that he had back up (sorry Fishlegs I love you and you took one for the team so good on you!). Why I was surprised by this idk, I know these characters enough to know that they would pull something like that. BUT HICCUP TELLING GRIMMEL OFF AND CALLING HE OUT FOR SITTING IN STOICKS CHAIR, YES BOY. That just made the feeling of Berk being attacked and flames burning everywhere hurt so much more.

The meeting with all of Berk? Just wow, I mean first off I love that Hiccup had his whole gang up there with him, just goes to show that he really trusts them and values them as being part of the team. Astrid sticking up for my boy and Tuff just going “IM WITH HIM WHO ELSE” A plus team work, I loved the support. Not to mention the fact that Hiccup was able to convince them all to pack up what little they could carry and leave. I mean we know from the first movie that vikings are stubborn, but they are also capable of change. The fact that they left their home of 7 generations and probably left some import things they couldnt carry with them was such an amazing gesture. And Berk really is where ever the vikings are, it is not just a single island. It really hurt to see them leave the island, the place where it all started, but the fact that they all stuck together really shows how strong of a bond they have as a people. 

Light fury knocking Hiccup off Toothless, such a sassy girl I love her. I mean come on Toothless was obviously gunna save him. Also the sheeps wanting to be dragons is something I never new I needed, especially after seeing how afraid of dragons they used to be (I mean the dragons did hunt them, but im all here for them cosplaying as their favorite dragons) 

I JUST REMEMBERED I NEVER TALKED ABOUT FLASHBACKS SO LETS DO THAT NOW. First of little toddler Hiccup??? THE FRICKIN CUTEST THING EVER OK. I know there was a line in the trailer that wasnt in the movie the one where Stoick says something like “I believe its your destiny to find the hidden world so dragons and vikings no longer need to fight” but I wasnt sad that they didnt keep this line. I think it makes more sense to have what they did, Stoick talking about finding the hidden world so they could protect Berk from it. I mean this took place when they were still fighting dragons, so yea the line about destiny could mean he thinks Hiccup would destroy the hidden world, but the tone of the scene was so calm and relaxing that to me it gave off the vibe that Stock was implying that Hiccup would unite their worlds, which doenst make sense since again they were still at war with the dragons at this point. So I liked what they had in the movie, I think what they kept fit the tone and it still showed how Berk was at war with the dragons.

NEXT FLASHBACK. Little Hiccup just sneaking down the stairs and then his little face like “oh shit” when he saw his dad was up and trying to sneak back up. The way he said he wanted water, I JUST IT WAS SO CUTE, whoever voiced tiny hiccup good job because omg it was so cute. How happy he was to go over to his dad and sit on his lap.  When he asked Stoick if he would get them a new mom, my heart just broke I mean Hiccup was so young that he didn’t fully grasp the situation, and I mean before Hiccup got caught sneaking downstairs we saw Stoick crying. That was so important to me I mean Stoick the Vast, he is massive, and remember the first movie the fact about him ripping a dragons head off as a baby? Yea this character who basically screams masculinity has yet another vulnerable scene, showing yet again that crying is ok (I mean back in the first movie when he told Hiccup he wasnt his son, and when he met Valka again?? yes please keeping showing people that being masculine doenst mean you cant cry!). Stoick teaching Hiccup about love, yes dad points for you, I adore the scenes like these, that show how much Stock loves his family, he would be so proud of Hiccup and who he has become. OH YEA SIDE NOTE HOW I FORGET HICCUPS STUFFED DRAGON? THROWBACK TO THE TV SERIES THANK YOU.

New Berk, cuz thats the best I got to call it right now, love how everyone basically immediately goes to claiming their areas ahha.

Ok Snotlout my boy did you really just say “who died and made yout Chief” because too soon, I still love you

Low key thought they were gunna make Snotlout and Eret a thing, despite the weird flirting Snotlout had with Valka. I mean he was trying to be taller than Eret, and Eret was like hah no, yall id ship it ngl eret and snotlout 

Toothless meeting up with the light fury again, but this time trusting his instincts is another reminder that toothless is in fact an animal, a very intelligent animal, but an animal who has instincts and a desire to be with his own kind, I mean can you blame him? Its been at least 6 years since hes seen another dragon that was like him, maybe even longer depending on how long he was alone before he met hiccup. 

The throw back to the forbidden friendship scene? With toothless drawing in the sand, and oh God I never thought I would get so emotional about sand but dang that sand animation just was so realistic that I wanted to touch it. Hiccup being like “wow now you can draw”, Toothless growling at the light fury like he did to Hiccup back in the first for stepping on his art, come on guys Toothless worked hard on his art! The light fury flying away but toothless not being able to follow her, another throwback to when he couldnt fly with the dragons during the snoggletog special.

Hiccup making toothless a tail to fly alone, and Im glad they added the part when Astrid said they tried it before, again throwback to snoggletog, and that he didnt want the tail, and Hiccup clarifying that it was because he had no need to fly alone before. Now my only worry here is that the casual fan will just think that the exchange is a copout, I mean unless you remember the special you wouldnt know that they tired making him a tail fin and he didnt want it, so to the casual fan it might seem like they only added the comment to answer the question “If hiccup could make a tail fin why did he never do it before?”. Seeing the special where toothless destroys the tail really adds a layer of depth to the scene, because those of us who saw it remember that it was a statement that even though Hiccup had the ability to create a tail so toothless could fly alone, toothless wanted to fly with his best friend and didnt care for the tail. 

now the actual scene with toothless flying alone finding the light fury, first off it was so cute how he showed her his new tail! He was so proud of it, and no doubt proud of his best friend for making it. The scene itself though reminded me so much of the romantic flight, the way they flew together above the clouds and how it gave a sense of flight because we couldnt see the ground, ugg it was so beautiful. I was honestly blown away by the animation, the clouds and the color, they were all so beautiful. Toothless and the light fury flying together and really bonding, similar to Astrid and Hiccup on their first flight together, ugg all the throwbacks to the first movie really killed me. Also Toothless trying to copy the light fury and how she goes invisible was so cute, he was like “ah yes I got this, wait no shit again, no shit again again!” then he basically summons thors power of lighting and finds his new power, so proud of my baby. 

Now I fully believe that Toothless was going to go back to Hiccup after he spent time with the light fury in the hidden world, no way my boy would leave my other boy without a goodbye. But the other started to freak Hiccup out, I mean Hiccup knew his best friend would come back, but the others made him doubt it and seeing him freak out was heart breaking.

Astrid being like boy hop on we gonna get yo dragon, yes girl. Honestly them going into the hidden world on Stormfly? I mean need i say anything about the animation in this scene? The visuals were just breath taking, I cannot put it into words. Tootheless being the alpha is always a win, also Astrid calling him a king and Hiccup realizing that this beautiful place of dragons, is not place for humans, because Valka said it best, greedy humans ruin everything.

Hiccup and Astrid getting caught by a dragon and then going on a fun slide ride, and of course toothless comes through as the alpha to protect his humans, ALSO STORMFLY DONT THINK I FORGOT ABOUT HER, CUZ YES. I mean just like toothless Stormyfly will protect her human best friend, and I love her. 

How did I forget the next raid scene? I mean dang again the visuals and the lighting were just so spot on. Them all getting trapped? Valka being a badass and working with Cloudjumper to save them? Hiccup jumping and just escaping the clutches of Grimmels dragon? RUFFNUT

Ruffnut my girl dont think I forgot about you, I just I dont even know what to do with you. She was amazing, I mean shes just does not care, not scared that shes a prisoner, she fricking just talks about how ‘hot’ she is and just other random stuff about her life, like girl give me that confidence. But when she talked about the island i was like girl no dont do that, but her flying back and saying she doenst look back in response to being asked about being followed was pretty darn funny.

Bro the scene of the light fury and toothless getting captured? Toothless protecting her and telling the other dragons to stand down, at least until they can escape. Just heart breaking, help is so close, but I guess thats the downside of being the alpha, having that power can be used against you.

Astrid my girl, pep talking my boy Hiccup JUST LIKE THE FIRST MOVIE. And yes parallels again, just like in the first one Astrid said things to hiccup, she was very honest with him pointing out the things that had done wrong, the first pointing out how messy the situation got because of the lies, and in this movie pointing out how he constantly doubts himself, and in both Hiccup has a sassy comment regarding her pep talks, but Astrid always follows up with the good, like how he was the first viking to ride a dragon or how he was always brave, even without toothless, showing how she would always be by his side to support him and help him, especially when hes about to do something stupid. I just ugg they are couple goals, they dont even need to say I love you because they SHOW IT in their actions, in their support for eachother, their cute banters, and I am here for it. ALSO I MEAN HE KISSED HER HAIR EARLY AND THEN HER FOREHEAD THOSE ARE SO CUTE TO ME AND JUST SO NATURAL FOR THEM AHHH. Also “so what are you gunna do about it” “probably something stupid” YES YES YES I AM HERE FOR THAT SHIT

Everyone jumping off the island so they can ‘fly’ on their own, just first off so visually amazing, and second off so symbolic to me of each of them spreading their own wings and growing up into amazing people. 

Fishlegs and his baby dragon, I mean come on lets be real that shit is adorable, and baby dragon had his big dragon (does that dragon have a class name? because I dont remember it) friend and Fishlegs be like dont mess with baby dragon. 

Yooo I knew it, from the trailer I was like “Tuffnut is probs pissed that this dude cut off his hair beard” and boom it happned, but rip hair beard (until the end of the movie that is when it comes back)

Yall that unspoken scene where Hiccup and Astrid are just frickin shit up WHILE THEY JUST LOOK AT EACHOTHER, I MEAN HICCUP JUST CASUALLY THROWS SHIT TO START A FIRE AND THE ENTIRE TIME THEY ARE STARING AT EACHOTHER HAVE A CONVERSATION COMPLETELY WITH THEIR EYES LIKE THAT IS SOME NEXT LEVEL SHIT AND COUPLE GOALS.

I got such satisfaction out of Toothless destroying grimmels arrow shoter thing and watching as Grimmel started to get afraid, I mean this dude was so confident in his abilites, and up until now he has had the upper hand, but then you can see the “oh shit moment” as he realizes he is starting to lose and heck yea im here for it. Speaking of oh shit moments, when hiccup was riding toothless and they wer getting attacked? and then toothless is like “I SUMMON YOU THOR AND YOUR LIGHTING” and hiccup was like WTH?!!??!?!?

Ok yall that scene when toothless got shot, and hiccup is hanging from the light fury with grimmel on his leg? I mean Grimmel really thought that he had won, he underestimated the love Hiccup has for Toothless, and the moment that Hiccup told the light fury to save Toothless and he let go? the hesitation she had trying to pick who to save? her new mate, or his best friend that she now seems to understand has a great important meaning to toothless? The image of Hiccup falling, and the camera angle? I mean seeing him fall from above, seeing it in his face that he was content, content knowing that his best friend would be alive and safe and that Grimmel would no longer be able to hurt the dragons or his people? Such a self sacrifice, a true Chief just like his father. 

Then the light fury to the rescue! Hiccup being like LOL BYE GRIMMLE YOU DEAD. Also reminded me of when he started to ride toothless back in the first movie and they fell and hiccup got back on his back and in control just in time, because dang she saved him his butt just before he hit the water. But seriously I loved this scene, she went back for hiccup, she saw the interactions Toothless had with him, how Toothless protected him and Astrid in the hidden world, how Toothless CHOSE HICCUP when he saw him in danger in the hidden world, she came to realize that this boy is important to Toothless, and she saw that Hiccup was willing to die for Toothless, and she went back and saved him, and God I got emotional.

Also Hiccup leaning on Astrid because he has lost his prostectic leg, yessss im here for it

NOW TO THE REAL TEAR JERKER I mean gosh you could just see the realization again in Hiccup that the dragons didnt belong with them on Berk, that even though they love the dragons and the dragons love them, even though they have worked together for years and they want to live together in peace they just cant do it safely.There are too many people out in the world who would attack berk, and we have seen that both in the movies and the show, and that puts both the people and the dragons at risk. 

It was safest for everyone if the dragons went to the hidden world, where no one could find them, well expect Hiccup and Astrid who have been there once. I just cant though, that scene was just so amazing and heart crushing. I mean you can see it that Toothless doesnt want to leave his best friend, and Hiccup doenst want him to leave, but he reassures him that its ok that its best for everyone and that its time to say good bye for now, not forever though. Then oh God how Astrid follows him, because she knows hes right too, she knows that they can no longer live with their dragons safely, and she takes off Stormflys saddle and says good bye to her best friend. THEN VALKA who has lived with the dragons for 20 years, she knows too and she doenst hesitate to let Cloudjumper go free, and it made so much sense to me that she was so willing to do so even after being together for 20 years, she has protected them for 20 years so there is no doubt in my mind that Valka would do this without a second though if it meant that was the best thing for her friend. THEN OMG EVERYONE ELSE FOLLOWS THAT JUST HURT SO MUCH. I mean ever single Berkian seens what Hiccup did, and everyone knows they have a special bond, I mean they all have a special bond with their dragons, but Hiccup and Toothless are different, they were the only pair that we know of that needed each other to fly, I mean sure the other vikings needed their dragons to fly but their dragons didnt need them to fly, toothless relied on hiccup to control his tail and that bond is so special. Anyway, I just thought that all the others saw Hiccup doing this, and hes their Chief the man who started the whole riding dragons for them, so I have no doubt in my mind that they would follow his lead, and again to me they see Hiccup and Toothless doing this letting go, so they must think “If these two can do it so can I”. I just really think it shows how much the vikings truly care for their dragon friends, when you love someone you want the best for them, you want them to be happy, even if that means you need to say goodbye. And thats what happened here the vikings loved their dragons so much that they were willing to say goodbye to their friends if it meant that they would be save, and the same goes in the other direction, the dragons are not dumb and I believe they knew that leaving is what was best too, that leaving meant that their viking friends would be safer. The love they all have for each other is so amazing. I only wish that the goodbye was long, I am so bad at goodbyes and omg I just wish they had a longer time to say goodbye, not only to their dragons but to the others as well, I mean toothless saying goodbye to Astrid and Stormfly too Hiccup? uG I SUCK AT GOOD BYWS OK I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO BE ABLE TO SAY GOOD BYE TO ALL THE DRAGONS.

But man i said to myself ‘you can do it dont cry’ didnt work, I sobbed, legit sobbed, and it wasnt my normal movie cry were its just tears, it was the kind where you can feel the pain in your chest from your heart beating to hard, from trying to hold back the chocked sobs so no one else would  get annoyed, although lets be real they are did the same thing so we all cried.  Seeing them all fly off, AND THE REVERSE HAND TOUCH I CANNOT, THAT REALLY HURT I JUST COULDNT TAKE IT THE PARALLELS REALLY KILLED ME THE ENTIR MOVIE. Then Toothlesses look back at Hiccup, and then the long shot and seeing the massive wave of dragons, and then seening toothless following from the back as he is the last to leave, the vikings looking on with sadness and fondness for their dragons, really did come for my heart.

NOW ONTO HAPPY TIMES. the Wedding, oh my god, how lucky can a girl be? I got to see the mother of all my OTPs get married, and dang they were beautiful, and they looked so happy, it just warmed my heart to know that these two dorks who truly have a special relationship finally got married. Then Gobber called them Chief and Chiefstriss and wow really hit me hard that these two were going to lead Berk together, because they are always there to support each other. THEN that kiss so cute, and how Hiccup goes to gently cup her face with his hands, just wow my otp is the best.

Then we again have love master Tuffnut who will take Snotlout as his new student, and FISHLEGS HAS A LITTLE BABY GRUNKLE STUFFED ANIMAL IN HIS BAG. aND RUFF being like “you win i love sensitive guys” Then we have Hiccup and Astrid looking out to the sea as their friends and family come together with them, and Astrid lays her head on his shoulder so great.

Now dang my boy HICCUP WITH A BEARD??? BEARDCUP IS REAL, and he is wearing his fur cap, and Astrid looking like a frickin QUEEN, and AGAIN HOW LUCKY CAN A GIRL BE I SEE A WEDDING AND I GET CHILDREN????? MY OTP HAS TWO CHILDREN???? AND THEY ARE GORGEOUS.

buT DANG when they saw Toothless through the fog and then the light fury and then the little baby heads pop up, and you can see how happy Hiccup is. But Toothless doenst immediatly recognize him, which makes sense because I mean 10 year for humans can change the looks drastically, and hiccup has a beard now so he doenst look like what toothless remembered, plus hes the alpha and must protect his family. Astrid protecting her children like a frickin badass mom, and Zephry hidding behind her mom and Nuffink going into her chest? Ug love it, they trust their mom to protec them, and I love this to because it really shows that they are children, I mean I have no doubt that Astrid and Hiccup are going to raise them to be brave, I mean its Hiccup and Astrid, but they are still children and well they have grown in a world without dragons, different than their parents, we know at that age Astrid was fearless, I mean she wanted to fight a flightmare, but now the world has changed and they arent at war and they can raise their kids as kids, and I love that they showed that fear in the children it just gave a sense of realism to me. 

Then HIccup DID THE THING with the hand and Toothless finally was like “WAIT THIS IS MY HUMAN” and his eyes went big and omg how he attacked him with kisses and licks. Then Astrids laugh to see them reunite, and them urging their kids that it was ok, and remember before when I said they would raise brave kids? Well this little cuties were afraid, but they still listened and trusted their parents, and omg Zephry was so stiff from fear and her face, and Nuffink was hiding his face, but Hiccup came and showed them how to approach Toothless, and wow here we go again with the hand touch and HIccup telling them to let him come to them, and Toothless did the thing AND OMG THEIR REACTION WAS SO CUTE. The way Zephry cocked her head and smiled, and how Nuffink dropped his hand from his face and his mouth widened in awe of his dragon. 

THEN I GET TO SEE HICCUP WITH HIS SON RIDING TOOHTLESS? AND HIS SOON IS JUST MAKING THE CUTEST LITTLE WAVING MOTIONS WITH HIS HANDS. And hiccup throwing his kid in the air as he giggles in delight, and I swear I heard him say “Dada” and it killed me. Then Astrid being Astrid flys right passed them ON STORMFLY, like thank you for not forgetting about my girl, because she loves Stormfly and Stormfly loves her and seeing Astrid ride her with her daughter just made the scene even better. They could have easily forgotten about my girl, but they didnt, they didnt do her dirty, I may not have gotten to see the moment when she and Stormfly met again, BUT I SAW THEY RIDING TOGETHER AND THATS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.

Oh yea bonus points for seeing the light fury and the babies flying with them. Then Hiccup just flys upside down dropping Nuffink on Astrids head, and ug the way he just casually clings to his mother, then I was like wow I hope Zephry gets to ride Toothless with he father, AND THEN HE PULLED UP NEXT TO THEM AND HELD OUT HIS HAND TO DO JUST THAT, dreamworks you really came through for me, thank you so much for allowing Dead and all the other hard workers of this franchise make this amazing world for us. It tore my heart apart, but I loved every second of it, and I have no regrets, it was honestly a great ending,no matter how badly it hurt and how badly I wanted them to live together forever, it was just the perfect ending with a great lesson about letting go and moving on, becoming your own person, and being happy with the memories you had, because being able to say you loved something or someone and letting them go is better than never loving them at all, thats what happend to the vikings and dragons, and thats what happened to me personally at the end of it all. I cant wait to relive the magic and watch all the movies again. 

oh how could I forget? The end credits, you thought the pain ended with the end of the movie nope the credits are going to give you every major scene from each movie, reminding us where we started and where we have come to, and that was just the cherry on top of it all. 

Also side note a girl sat behind me and she goes “is that a toothless plushie?” and yes it was so she asked to see it so i handed him to her and we started talking about the movie, she was able to see it during an early release boo i had work. Anyway she asks me how old i was when the first came out, and I said 16, she seemed shook and i asked her the same, she said she was 5, so if math does me right she would be about 14/15. I was older than she is currently is when the first movie came out, thats wild. Then i laughed off the age difference saying “you would never know ill be 25 in a week”, and her (i assume) mom said I looked young haha. But because of the age difference I gave her some good life advice, I told her not to care about what others think of you, Im almost 25 crying over a dragon movie that means the world to me as i sit with my dragon plushie, and her mom just agreed with me and told her to listen to me because I knew what I was saying haha. Shout out to this girl too because shes the one who told me that Hiccup and Astrids’s kids had cannon names, I had been avoiding everything I could about this movie so I was glad to be up to date on that.

Wow this took me like 2 hours to write i think? I mean yea it was mostly for me to read later in life so I can remember this day, all the photos i took before hand, and all the excitement I had, wow Hi future me! Sorry about all the grammar mistakes but Im just typing as the thoughts come, hope I didnt break your heart again as you read all this. Until next time

[pinkletterday]

The Flash 5x4!!!

I am HYPED, you guys! FINALLY WE FIND OUT WHAT'S UP WITH MOMMA AND BABY.

Whatever it is Im going to deeply empathize with and love both of them.

Idk who this stupid af bitch is running straight into a blazing hail of fireballs and trying to take selfies but I hate her.

Iris. Iris. Baby. Hahahahaha Nora knows what a disaster her Mom is in the kitchen. I love you sfm Iris.

Hey Nora this version of your Mom just met you so hold back on the teenage sass, okay?

Ok this isnt funny anymore my heart is aching for Iris.

Young lady sit back down and eat that breakfast your Mom made for you.

"Make you a banana" lmaoooo this is why Barry does all the cooking. Gawd I love the domesticity.

I love that Iris can't cook. It just adds to her perfection. I guess I really am a fool in love, huh?

Oh God this guy. Shut up shut up shut up. Did this buffoon just call Cisco Ramon not brave???

I wish Ralph would take the lead here. That's right, I like Ralph now. This season is magic.

I would find this softball thing adorkable and hilarious if it wasn't for the fact that Barry is literally the Flash. It doesn't make a lick of sense. Would have been much more interesting if Barry had turned into a star athlete overnight and everyone just boggled.

Otoh it provides an interesting (read: hilarious) look at their dynamic growing up. Their different dorknesses cancel each other out.

I am irked. Why is the Flash a hopeless athlete? HE CATCHES KNIVES OUT OF THE AIR. How does he just switch off his co-ordination?

Kinda nice seeing all the ladies together like that though. Cecile is a gift.

NORA IS A GAY THIS IS NOT A DRILL WE HAVE A BABY QUEER IN THE HOUSE aaaaaand you are seriously trying my patience here. Be rude to your mother one more time. See how that goes.

Oooh Momma Bear is on the case! *hearteyes*

See, Baby Giraffe is already better at this than The Fraudulent Frenchie.

I hate to say it but based on that lumberjane chic I think we have another queer in the house. But this one we don't want.

Loool "like her size extra small". I hate to say it but thats a way better reason for her codename than "excess" ugh.

No it was different because she never knowingly put the people she was writing about in danger you asshat. God I wish you weren't so pretty.

Another black man wrongly accused. What up, America.

...Joe what. You guys. Jesse Martin looks bad. IS HE OKAY I AM SERIOUSLY CONCERNED.

Momma coaching Baby through speedster things! Because Barry taught her that one time she was a speedster. I can't handle this. My heart.

She FINALLY thanked her! Iris's smile.

My girls. I can't.

OMG SOMEONE REMEMBERS EARLY EDITION! I loved that show!

Also. Iris West, ace reporter, always better than fake hoes. Watch and learn, padawan.

Am sad we're not getting any Cisco Ramon. I hope Carlos is enjoying his mini-vacay. Otoh, I really like that Caitlin is included in the West-Allen circle this ep.

I wonder why Nora doesnt call Cait and Cisco Aunt and Uncle. They must be the godparents.

It's okay Ralph. Some leads don't pan out. If Shitloque was an actual detective he'd know that.

But I love that the heroes of Central City can walk around in public and interact freely. Oliver's team would need to break in and scare the bejesus out of some poor unsuspecting sod.

NORA IS A DISASTER LESBIAN CONFIRMED. Or probably a disaster bi like her Dad. I AM LOVIN' THIS.

THAT MOMENT WHEN THE PENNY DROPS FOR BARRY THAT HIS DAUGHTER IS A GAY LMAOOO

Fuck I love that Iris never even blinked when Nora said Spencer was cute. She probably sussed it way before. I love you Momma West-Allen.

Oh no oh no I was right. Iris pulled a Joe West. Goddamn it. I mean I get why, I get how traumatized and scared she must have been but IRIS NO YOU DON'T LIE TO YOUR CHILDREN TO PROTECT THEM. Remember how you felt when your Dad did that to you?

I am legit heartbroken, you guys. I really wanted to be wrong. I blame Joe West's goddamn patriarchal shitty parenting for perpetuating this cycle of lies.

I swear to God if this show tries to justify lying and manipulating your kid again I'm going to give up on it. It's triggering as all fuck (I still havent recovered from S1 and 2) and I need Iris to be held accountable when she fucks up, not let her turn into another Fefe who can do no wrong.

Jesus Christ Iris, trying to force a conversation with Nora by invading her privacy and ignoring her need for space is not okay. BOUNDARIES, girl.

Oh okay but she's holding herself accountable thank fuck. I mean, Barry's right she can't be blamed for what she might do in the future but IT'S STILL WRONG.

I was actually shaking. Friendly reminder that survivors of parental abuse and manipulation are also watching this show, some of us with CPTSD.

"What if my Dad did something like that to you"?? Er. Iris? Remember when he lied to you for twenty years about your mother being dead and you didn't talk to him for six months?

Oh here we go. You've stood there like a gormless beanpole for three episodes without so much as trying to intervene Barry and this is how you choose to comfort your wife. Not "yes, it's a bad thing and we can't know what led you to the choices future you made but in the here and now you know not to. We can learn from the future and make different choices, Iris."

PUNCH HIM IN THE THROAT, CAITLIN.

...I just meant for frightening Caitlin, but he actually wants to be punched?

Ooooh that was satisfying! Pretty sure her form was all wrong but can't argue with the results.

I love how fucking competent Iris is??? She knows how to use the entire STAR Labs tech arsenal. Although that Vibe device kinda defeats the whole purpose of breechers. It's like if they had a device lying around that could give just anyone super speed.

Not sure how Spencer thinks XS can kill Flash. One's a n00b and the other is veteran.

Wait, Baby Flash can do what now?

I don't like that they had to dumb Barry down so much to give Iris a chance to shine. A couple can both be competent at the same time! It's called being a power couple! Not one-half Idiot Ball couple!

So her phone got powers? Huh??

Ah yes. Dark Matter. More multi-purpose than Quantum.

Okay cool Ralph is getting his due. "Less right" LOL

"That puts meta-human powers in the hands of anyone" kinda like having a Breeching device, no?

We have meta-humans, meta-phones, meta-daggers (a tech dagger??) HOLY SHIT WHAT IF THE DARK MATTER HIT A HOME DEPOT?? How many people now have meta-vacuum cleaners? Meta-dishwashers?? Meta-can openers??

Oh God. No. Not this.

No. You do not lie and manipulate your kids to protect them. You do not do that. Love is no justification.

Don't Barry don't. Stop stop.

I can't watch this. FUCK YOU.

FOR GOD'S SAKE SHE'S CRYING AND SHAKING YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO COMFORT HER AND MAKE HER FEEL SAFE NOT STAND ON YOUR PILE OF BULLSHIT WITHOUT GIVING A FLYING FUCK.

No, cry all you want. I have no sympathy for either one of you callous asshats. You fucking destroyed that girl. Fuck Joe West for having raised you to think this way.

Yeah no Joe West is not who you want to go to in these matters, Nora.

I don't even care about Cicada anymore.

I should have known this show would never get any less gross.

Look, I was fully prepared to be sympathetic to Iris, traumatized, alone and single mother to a meta-child in a dangerous world to have made some bad decisions. And I do empathize. But I wasn't prepared for present-day Barry and Iris to justify and rationalize that shit. I thought they were going to say "That was a bad thing your Mom did. I'm sure she thought she was protecting you but she may have lost sight of how much it hurts to have your choices taken away from you. But I'm not that woman, Nora. I know I could never bear to see you hurting like this. I can still make better choices. Please give me a chance?"

Not "No I am your Mom and everything I do is right and good because I love you, I'm sorry if you feel hurt about it but them's the facts."

They did this when Barry and Joe lied to Iris all through S1, when Joe lied to Iris about her mother. This show is still all about apologia for lying and manipulation because LOVE AND GOOD INTENTIONS AND TO PROTECT YOU BY DISRESPECTING THE FUCK OUT OF YOU AND TAKING AWAY YOUR AGENCY.

Parental love is not a justification. Most abuse takes place at the hands of parents who really believe they're doing it for their children's protection. Please never say "your parents have every right to hurt you to protect you because they love you". Do you even care at all.

I'm not okay. Gonna take a break from fandom for a while. Can't deal with people taking Iris's side to protect their Westallen feels. Fuck both of them.

I'm posting this but please don't engage me to argue about it. Massively triggered.

[lovelyoreo19]

BTS- ONE SHOT

J.M

FAKE NAME: ZARIA COOPER

ETHNICITY:AFRICAN AMERICAN

IMPLIES SMUT

Zaria smiles as it is August 29th. Her birthday. And jimin is supposed to come home to surprise her. So she got up. And got dressed

For the next couple of hours she cleaned the house. As she waited for Jimin. An hour passed. Then another hour passed. Then the sun was about to set.

She sighs.

She went to her phone to call him. It ringed.

"Jagi, im so sorry baby girl, things got crazy on tour and i don't think I'll be able to make it to your birthday.

She bits back a sob.

"It's fine. I know BTS needs you now and i knew dating you entails this. So just do your tour and come back to me safe and sound. And we'll celebrate my birthday. On the weekend"

"Im so sorry, i really wanted to be there for your 20 th birthday."

"I know, it's ok, oppa, i love you"

"Love you too"

She hangs up.

Zaria lets out a sob that she didn't want jimin to hear. It's her 20th birthday and she's all alone.

Suddenly. Everyone yelled surprise to her. As people popped up from the couch.

"What?"

"Jimin, wanted it to be a surprise"

She looks to jimin who is holding your favorite flowers. Dandelions. Smiling.

"Happy birthday, Jagi!"

"Oppa!"

She hugs him.

"I Wouldn't miss the day you finally enter your 20s"

"I love you so much"

She kisses him passionately. He deepens the kiss.

"Yah! Their are children present!" Jin says.

We break apart.

"Sorry"

"What are you gonna do for your birthday"

"I don't know, maybe Something special"

"I already have something planned"jimin says. She looks to him.

"Aw, why can't you be this romantic Tae"Lucy says.

"I gave you yeontan"

She rolls her eyes.

After everyone left.

There was a massive mess to clean. From the party.

As she cleans. Jimin wraps his arms around her waist. She sighs in content.

"You love me too much, chim chim"

"I love you too much, because if i don't, who will, i heard you crying before anyone yelled surprise."

She sighs.

"Jim-"

"I know how hard your birthday is since your an orphan and never had anyone to love you enough to care about these things. But i want you to know, i do and I'll never stop caring about these things as long as you and i are alive, you'll always have someone who will love and cherish you for a life time"

"How did i deserve someone like you?"

"I should be asking that question"

She chuckles.

"Thank you for loving me, chim chim"

"Your welcome"

"Oh! You said you had something planned?"

"Yes, i do"

His eyes darken with lust. As he trails kisses along her neck. She moans.

"Jimin" she moans out.

"Wanna take this to the bedroom"

"God, yes, please!"

He throws her over his shoulder. She squeals.

"Your such a dork! Park Jimin!"

"A dork for you, jagi"

She giggles. As he runs upstairs. Where her birthday will conclude in the most greatest way imaginable.

............

[bienmoreau]

The Dork Reads The Lightning-Struck Heart: chapters 13-18

@lio-zehel​ & @glitterghost​

(13)

Does Gary have such an obsession with wanking because he can’t?

Aayyy Ryan has a Darcy MomentTM

Hi my names Sam and I NEVER FUKING LEARNT HOW TO FILTER MY FUKING SPEACH.

“That was erotic.. ENLIGHTENING!”

Whispers “I’m a foxy lady” LMAO

Fukin lmao. Ryan fukin fell into the river ‘cause of the innuendo Gary set up for sam. They both idiots. When can we have them being idiots together

Ohh this back story is written so nicely. Sams narrative voice is such a mess. But TJs writing is really nice when he wants it to be.

“Who knew the forest was infested with twinks”

“No tiggy, no smashing, we don’t smash little twinks. We let them grow up so they can provide a valuable service by having sex with men.”

“Honey-bear you are the gayest thing I’ve seen since I last saw my own reflection”

OMG! OMG! OMG! Ryan = Nox! That’s hilarious and fantastic and I love it! I thought it might be something like this when he mentioned being from the slums. But OMG! I love it.

Aww time for all the honesty (well most likely not ALL the honesty but some! And it’s good stuff.)

Look at these boys from humble gutter origins working hard and striving for better and becoming the best versions of themselves.

What a great duo.

“Name one thing I have ever done to you- wait don’t answer that I just thought of 40”

xD xD xD poor poor Ryan.  Sam has so many extremely sexually active acquaintances

Yes Sammy! Lay down those rules.

“Thank you for having me to you whore house. I mean your home. Eh, Where people pay to have sex”

“Is he broken”

“Please let it be known that from this day forward my working title for the business is ‘Queen of the Fuck Palace’”

“I like him”

“What? Why? You don’t like anyone”

“I’m standing right here.”

“Still standing right here. And I don’t know what proletariats are but I feel like someone is insulting me, somehow”

“Feeeeling a little objectified now.”

Lmao poor Ryan. He is so very very out of his depth.

DAMN! What!? What kinda backstory teaser drop was that!?

“You’re being interviewed for a job” LMAO. oh ryan. You fool.

DAAAMMNN RYAN! DAAAMMNN!  LOVE IT 😂😆

And now Sams the idiot again.

(Like he ever stopped)

“Won’t his one true love know when he breaks the engagement?”

“Are you really that stupid”

“Why does everyone keep asking me that!?”

“Ryan would you care to-“

“Nope. I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

PHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

“You’re fired. Pack up your shit and get out”

“YOU CANT FIRE HIM! HES THE BEST WHORE YOU’VE-wait”

I feel like half the time the way sam says ‘no’ is like John Mulaney’s “NOOoooooO!”

Awww Ryan’s so bitter abt how much Sam likes Todd’s ears.

“Everyone has ears”

Also Sams an idiot and just completely missed a very relevant conversation

Ryan is so jealous of the almost fairy wedding

I love that Ryan knows to ground Sam without even knowing what he is to him.

Baby wizard xD

“And by lookers i mean, you looked at them and said ‘eh, why not’”

xD xD

Omfg Sam. Why. Why did you just strip in front of your crush because a damn unicorn taunted you.

“Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat” 👀👀👀

Ooooh my goood! Ryan is talking very clearly abt the fan club shipping him and Sam and is just STARING AT SAM the whole time and sam is mass and an idiot and he’s totally making a massive fool of himself and YET! Ryan is totally still completely smitten.

Oh good! A bard.

Omfg. The guy doing live pre-show advertising 😂😂😂

“Yaaaaaay rystin!” “whooo rystin”

Cheesy dicks and candle sticks.

What. What?  What???

Why?

Omfg

“If I was a unicorn glitter would be pouring off me right now”

Back at it again with the 5 star one-liners!

Also yay for the lil pep talk (interspersed with the logistics of an 12-way)

Things I’ve actually literally been called by real people i know before and have now just read as describing Sam and so don’t know how to feel abt that: “you’re a conundrum wrapped in an enigma” (thanks dude on my course at uni)

“Okay?”

“Fine! Uugghh sorry”

“It’s okay. Who do I need to kill?”

(Gotta get me a freak like that!)

“YOU LIE WITH ALL YOUR LIES”

“Can we please talk about ‘knight delicious face’. what the hell does that mean?” Bruh im thinking you could probably work that one out yourself. they have not been being subtle 

“Sounds weak. I bet I could take him in a fight. Probably doesn’t even work out or anything. I work out. A lot”

Ryan. Dude. Chill.

“How is this your life?”

Ryan out here asking Sam the eternal question.

“It’s not little”

“I’ve seen bigger”

“That’s not what you were saying when it was poking you in the middle of your date. You know, with Todd. Who has ears.”

CHILL IT WITH THE EARS THING ALREADY RYAN. my gods!

Also like lmao @ this whole extended innuendo abt Ryan’s sword.. and the dark wizards reactions.

ALSO HOLY SHIT LMAO THEY HAVE A VERSION OF FRIENDS!! And liken them to ‘Russ’ and ‘Rochelle’

“Ooh You mean Companions? I love that story. It’s always will they or won’t they.  I just want to push their faces together and scream at them to kiss”

“I just don’t like chewing in the morning”

Oh hey. Lightning.

“Sooo. That was a thing that happened.”

[resilientreader]

karma's a bitch, 1 - 100 for the ask meme please, babe

you know it, refer to https://resilientreader.tumblr.com/post/163429192242/ask-away-tumblr

1. a sandwich, some chicken spaghetti (a concoction of my grandma’s lmao) and a couple pieces from a massive hershey’s bar; basically a lot more than usual2. i mean, if you’re talking romantically then a kiss hasn’t even happened yet. i think in general though like….. i kissed my dog repeatedly on her head the other day if that counts3. white black and pink iirc4. @joyridingfuck5. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯6. winter, bc i love cold weather + my bday is in that month + i love the aesthetic7. nope8. default????9. uhhh prob a song lyric10. if someone writes anything for me. could be just a letter or a story or a poem or a song or w/e, a written thing esp11. not as much as i could be12. :^))))13. there’s no deciding between two different types of angels15. museum or library; depends on the type of museum15. i’ll wear anything so long as it’s comfy16. If you could be doing anything you like right now, what would it be?17. in a relationship18. e v e r y t h i n g19. uhhh no sorry celebs but im completely satisfied 20. my emotions 21. i followed my family22. i guess not23. no plays aren’t my thing24. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯25. write and complete a full story, haven’t done it bc i lack motivation and all that shit26. I wish I had someone with whom I could share…  anything abt myself, my emotions, and shit without hesitating for a second27. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯28. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯29. i actually wrote stuff for once30. myself xdd31. 7 months and still going32. yeah33. yeah34. the relationship before this one was bc the person i was dating liked hopping around between crushes and i didnt trust them very much so i was just :^)) bye bitch35. no jewelry36. a couple weeks ago due to Emotions iirc?37. why name a specific someone when you could just say all gals (or guys, if they’d like that) are pretty no matter what38. i mean i wasnt exactly gifted it but i got some chocolate lmao39. yeah i guess40. not that i’m aware of41. yes yes yes42. nope43. countryside, def44. like…. a name??? i mean online most people just call me read???45. currently reading the entirety of the sherlock holmes collections so46. i guess i could qualify as a dork??47. a wide variety48. like 5′2, 5′3 iirc49. idk how much patience i have for them but they’re nice50. raspberries or bananas51. jeans52. goin to disney53. not that i’m aware of54. behind55. nope56. save57. cozy with warm colors and books/bookshelves everywhere. bean bags or soft couches/chairs, and a room dedicated to games and shit.58. being unreasonable!! or hypocritical!!!! or having no boundaries!!! or ruining shit for others!!!!! or just generally being shit at every opportunity for no reason!!!59. katie, snark, cinnamon, cupcake, and shitposts60. save the fucking dog, if my boss acts like a bitch about it they can go fuck themselves61. 72: i tell a few friends + family, i’d probably be a lot less active online and spend an equal amount of time with everyone i care about + be more open about how i feel bc im dying in a month anyway lmao, and yeah i’d be a bit scared62. the emotions generally associated w hearts63. prob idaho, the land of potatoes64. i’m fine with it, although i’m kinda used to it + have bad memories involving it so it’s more the aesthetic and shit that makes me like it65. if you count my dog as special then yes66. yeah it’s michelle67. sometimes?? when im tryin to figure some shit out68. long, mostly straight, dirty blonde, frizzy as FUCK.69. dont think there’s a definitive answer (although it’s ironic that this question is number 69, since it could be seen as suggestive aha)70. how can i make up an ideal partner when i already have one :^)71. yeah getting married would be nice

72. not right now no 

73. i have a love hate relationship w most of them ngl but my sister is nice74. slim i guess75. sure??? more smart logically instead of common sense or anything lmao76. the way my parents treat my family77. no im not rlly religious78. probably snark lmao, i feel like we’d go out and get drunk together just to tell girls how pretty/beautiful/cute they are79. if we’re goin on the question from earler, then im fine w bein locked in a room w my dog80. yeah, one or two people81. cuddling, ideally82. yeah, once again going off the question from earlier83. depends on who they are84. yeah85. nope86. yeah it was nice, even if it was a while ago87. yeah, two or three people88. “i wonder how long i can pretend i’m asleep”89. idaho, new york, finland, norway, england, canada, philippines, japan, madagascar, egypt i guess90. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯91. nope, sometimes i wish i would like actually take the time to but sometimes i dont rlly care92. it’s rlly nice and aesthetic and i love it and the sounds it makes and it’s so nice93. fuck yeah94. not for many things95. i guess, i mean i think a lot of nasty and smart ass things but it like,,,,takes a lot for me to actually fuck it and say them?? so yeah i guess96. all the time97. usually a few hours a day, plus there are nights98. depends on who i go hiking with99. even i guess100. no no no no no no and absolutely not

[turbobyakuren]

i meant it as a joke sorry ;-;

OH!!!! OH IM SO SORRY...I just assumed you were one of these anons I've been getting and deleting asks of. And the tone of your ask sounded hostile so i interpreted it as such!!!! IM SO SORRY!!!But yes. That's my headcanon: she looks gorgeous and mysterious to everyone but once she's with Mamizou/Myourenji Gang/Someone she's close to, she just turns into a massive dork that sounds like a 12 year old, both in voice and attitude. I love Nue.Sorry again!!!!

[elliotthezubat]

DEATH CITY DAYS CHAPTER 3

the third chapter of me and @soul-dwelling‘s rp!

things start to get really naughty here O.O

(cont from act 2) Kid: (returns the kiss) stocking: mmmm~ Kid: (puts one hand along her wrist, drawing her to sit on the couch) stocking: *blushes and sits next to him* Kid: (pulls back, lying along the couch and looking at her) "You are a great kisser." stocking: yes, but what about me? Kid: (smiling) "Please...You're far better than I..." (leans in for another kiss, starting along her bottom lip) stocking: ahhh~ Kid: (puts one hand along her shoulder) stocking: *wraps her arms around his waist* Kid: (eyes open in surprise, then shut again slowly as he puts his other hand on her shoulder) -one intense make-out session later- Kid: (panting, from loss of breath--and excitement) "You, Stocking, are the best kisser in existence." (beat) "That sounded better in my head..." stocking: haaa..haaa.... *she blushes* hehe.... Kid: (laughs along, leans his head along hers, moves his hands to her waist) stocking: *bluuuuush* Kid: "You're so attractive when you blush..." stocking: oh hush...*she kisses him* so what did you want to do? Kid: (thinking: "...No...No, not that either...") (smiles) "Aside from looking into your eyes? I feel a little hungry. Do you have any dessert here?" stocking: i think i do have some cake. Kid: (smiles) "I would like that, if you would be willing to share." -she gets out some cake for them- Kid: "Looks delicious. Which flavor?" stocking: i think its black forest cake. Kid: (takes fork) "Thank you." (cuts some off--and offers it up to Stocking) stocking: *bite* mm..MMMMmMM~!! so goooood~! Kid: (Thinking: "She looks so happy...and feeling so much pleasure at that bite") "Then let me have a taste..." (opens his mouth slightly) stocking: *she lets him have a piece* Kid: (chews, savoring the flavor) "Yes, it is good. Better because you are here." stocking: awww.. Kid: (holds up another forkful for Stocking) stocking: aaaah~! Kid: (slowly brings it to her lips, then letting her mouth close) stocking: yummy~! Kid: "Yes...You are." (leans in for a kiss) stocking: *blushes and kisses him* Kid: "Mm-mmm..." stocking: mmm~ Kid: "Stocking...I can taste the chocolate on your lips..." stocking: hehe~ Kid: "...So...delicious..." stocking: kid... *she blushes* Kid: (holds up the last piece for her) stocking: *cuts it in half and eats one half* Kid: (eats the last half) stocking: that was delicious~! Kid: "In more ways than one..." stocking: *bluuuuuuush* Kid: "Can I ask you something?" stocking: sure, what is it? Kid: "What do you like most about your body?" stocking: O/////O !!!!! Kid: "For me, I think it's your eyes. They tell me so much. Mostly, they're telling me right now that you are embarrassed." stocking: *pouts with an embarrassed expression* Kid: (small smile) "Sorry. I just...wanted you to know I appreciate you. No matter what the future holds, you are so kind, so loving...What you did for Patty today demonstrates that. And while I...am attracted to you physically, my appreciation for you is far from superficial. I love who you are." stocking: k-kid.... *she blushes* Kid: "I mean it." (smiles wider) "Although, you blushing may be my second favorite physical detail of you, after your eyes." stocking: mmmm *bluuuush* Kid: "If you keep being this embarrassed, that blush will go beyond your neck, angel." stocking: *she pokes his cheeks* you dork... *she pouts* Kid: (catches her finger) "_Your_ dork..." (kisses her finger) stocking: *bluuuuuuuuush+nosebleeds* Kid: (holds up tissue to her nose) "I came prepared..." (Thinking: "In multiple ways...") stocking: thanks....*wipes the blood off* Kid: "You may want to have someone treat those nosebleeds for you." stocking: hmmmm.... well two can play that game...oopsie! i dropped the remote under the table. *she bends down to pick it up, shaking her rear* Kid: (thinking: "So...perfect...Is she even wearing underwear?") (feels the blood trickle out of both nostrils) stocking: *smirks* Kid: "B-B-B...I need a tissue..." stocking: there's a box right on the table. Kid: (takes two, holds them to his nose) "Thanks. I think I now know what your third best feature is..." stocking: *backs up, bumps into his leg* ah! Kid: "Aaaand that would be it...You are so...Your curves are...I-I-I..." stocking: *she gets back up and stretches* Kid: "And your back...and your breasts are so...perfect." stocking:.....*BLUUUUUUUUUUUSH* Kid: (blushing as well) "...I just wanted to tell the truth on that one...You do have exquisite breasts..." stocking: *PUNCH* ah! s-so sorry! that was a reflex! Kid: (holding his nose) "I-I probably deserved--No, I deserved that. Sorry." stocking:.... *she sighs and gets him some ice and tissues* here... Kid: "Thank you." (holds the ice to his face, the tissues to his nose) "Um...Stocking? Can I ask one more question?" stocking: what is it? Kid: (smirks) "When you peaked while I was changing, what did you think of my bare bottom?" stocking: *BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH* .......... Kid: "That good?" stocking: fu....ufufufufufu.... im not....going to lose....t-to you... Kid: "How can you top me? You're blushing down to your ankles." stocking: *smirk* no... im not about to be out-flirted by you! Kid: "Oh?" stocking: i still have...these! *she takes a banana and slowly sucks on it* Kid: "..." (blushing harder) "Yes, you do..." stocking: nnngh~ Kid: (imagining Stocking doing that...only not to a banana...) stocking: *pulls away, with a trail of saliva from her mouth to the banana tip* Kid: (small moan) "Y-You win..." stocking: ooooh~? Kid: "...That was...stimulating..." stocking: i do have some hot dogs in the fridge~ Kid: "No, no...That is quite enough..." (leans uncomfortable forward in his seat) "I've seen enough." stocking: victory! Kid: (watches her assume the victory pose--and his attention is how the sweater shows her curves) "...Could we actually say either of us lost here?" stocking: ohhh? i dont know. *she crawls onto his lap* can we? Kid: (moaning a little) "N-No...But...I think I'm about to lose..." stocking: do you want to see them~? Kid: "...Are you talking about your wings?" stocking: nope~ Kid: "...Do you mean...?" stocking: *licks lips and smirks* Kid: "Yes..." stocking: *starts pulling up her sweater* Kid: (gasps as he sees her bare midriff...) stocking: hehe~ Kid: (waiting. Thinking. "I hope nothing interrupts this moment...") ???: (knock knock knock) "You home?!" Kid: (eyes widen) stocking: !!!!! stocking: w-who is it? ???: "It's me!" (kicks open door) Patty: "Why you leave the door unlocked if you--" Kid: o_o liz: 0_0 stocking: O/////////////o Patty: "...So, I see a banana, blushing, Stocking's sweater almost off, and Kid with a massive erection." stocking: so thats what i was..... !!!!!!!!!! liz: *transforms arm into gun mode* explain. now. Kid: o//////////o "WE WERE JUST TALKING! IT HAS A MIND OF IT'S OWN! HAVEN'T YOU HEARD OF KNOCKING?!" stocking: w-WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE?! Patty: "Evidently to stop sinning!" (turns to Liz) "I forgot from seeing Stocking half-naked and Kid's massive erection. Why are we here?" liz: picking up mr...MR PECKER OVER HERE! Kid: "NOW?! OF ALL TIMES?!!" liz: MR MORNING WOOD! Kid: "IT ISN'T MORNING!" Patty: "Mr. Foot Long!" stocking: *gets up and aims her sword at them* liz: w-what the- Kid: "Wait! Let's talk this through!" stocking: chill. the fuck out. Kid: "..." (thinking: "Oh, God, I'm more turned on now.") (slaps his face) "Yes." (stands up) "Let's all calm down." -after this, they all get dragged to the onsen for a group bath, but we're not gonna show that this is a family program... most of the time.- -back at stocking's apartment- stocking: there, now we're all even. Kid: (blushing, avoiding eye contact with everyone) "...Yes..." liz: y-yeah.... *coughs* Patty: (smiling widely) "Damn, Stocking! I knew you were stacked from the shower room during gym, but damn!" Kid: (cringes, looks at Liz...then blushes hard) stocking: *tugs patti's ear* Patty: "Still kind of hot..." liz: *tugs the other ear...and kid's ear* Kid: "What did I do? It's not my fault that I saw you--I mean, you came in before Stocking showed me her...ARG! This is so frustrating!" liz: ..........alright, we're all just gonna go home, release some tension...then pretend none of this ever happened. ok? Kid: "Agreed." (looks to Stocking) "But...I really did enjoy tonight with you..." stocking: so did i...s-see you tomorrow then... Kid: "Good night." (kisses her cheek) (smirks) "Pleasant dreams..." stocking: y-yeah...night... *bluush* --Back at the Mansion-- Kid: (squirming uncomfortably) "So..." liz: *in her room, taking care of buisness* Patty: "So...Hey, Kid? Want to 'take care of business' together?!" Kid: (slams door in her face) Patty: "...Well, guess I'm solo.." -CUT TO NEXT MORNING- Kid: (taking care of business...which is awkward from thinking about three...) (After Kid showers and dresses, he walks into the kitchen--to find Patty and Liz) Kid: (blushing) "Hi." liz: *coughs* hey. Patty: "Hey, Long John!" Kid: o\\\\\\o liz: *nearly chokes on her coffee* we agreed not to talk about it.. like the whole boobs grabbing incident. never. happened.....ever.... Patty: (cackles--then has a bagel thrown at her head) "Ow!" -at school, when things are less lewd- Kid: (thinking: "I hope classes are far less...troublesome today") -seems history is the first class- Kid: "Please let history be on something productive today...What will this lesson be on?" -it seems to be the history of a large ship that fell from the sky, with 8 children on board- Patty: "Oh! Were there animals on it? Like Noah and his boat?" gopher: *tenses up* teacher: well, no, they say this boat fell from the heavens. Kid: "Any idea as to the origin of the ship? Was it extraterrestrial?" (Thinking: "Or maybe divine...?") teacher: its ambiguous to say the least, but some say the ship, or ark rather, was built by the gods... Kid: "Which gods?" teacher:... in all seriousness...... *shrugs* gopher: tch- some teacher... Patty: (spits wad of paper through straw at Gopher) gopher: *'^' mouth glare* Patty: (tugs under eye at Gopher) liz: *rolls eyes* Kid: (pats Patty on the back) "Good aim." (Thinking: "But could that ship have a connection to Stocking...") -skip to lunch- Kid: (spots Stocking at table...and blushes) "H-Hi?" stocking: ?? oh, hey kid. *she smiles and waves* Kid: "Hello." (still standing) "May I...sit here?" stocking: sure. Kid: (stiffly sits down) "...So..." stocking: what is it? *she acts like the incident never occurred* Kid: (sighs, smiles) "Nothing. How are you?" stocking: pretty good. you? Kid: "F-Fine." (trying to focus on other topics) "So, history class was interesting..." stocking: really now? Kid: "Y-Yes. It was about a ship that fell from the sky. Ha ha ha! Odd, yes?" stocking: yeah. i've never heard of anything like that... but wasnt that like...over 800 years ago? Kid: "Just about. That seems to be when most of our history regarding these more mystical elements starts to become less and less clear." stocking: yeah.....seems a lot of stuff happened then, huh? Kid: "...Do you ever think these events are related to how you came to be?" stocking: no...*she whispers* from what i know....the angels...well, the ones like me...descended from- Patty: "Hey, Wings!" stocking: !!! *clamps a hand over her mouth* p-patti! hey, keep it down, would you? liz: so, whats new with you? Kid: "Reviewing the history lesson from today." liz: yeah... it did seem pretty weird... Patty: (licks Stocking's hand) stocking: !!! geh! *pulls away* Patty: (wiggles eyebrows at her) Kid: (glares at Patty) liz: *tiny-liz chop to patti* Patty: "Ouch! Sis?!" stocking: *she chuckles* Kid: "You know to behave better, Patty." Patty: (sticks out tongue) "You should know to lock--" (Kid slaps hand over mouth) Kid: "And you should know to be quiet." stocking: ?? Kid: (smiles nervously) "So, what are your plans this afternoon? Any more Christmas prep?" stocking: i was finally going to get around to decorating my apartment. Kid: "Oh! That sounds like fun! Would you like help?" stocking: sure, you all can come over. we can even make cookies if you want. Patty: "All of us?" (wiggles eyebrows at Kid) Kid: (looks away) "Yes...I think it would be good for all of us...Right, Liz?" liz: uh...y-yeah, of course... Kid: (notices Liz's reaction, blushes a bit) "Okay! So, let's meet after school at the front steps!" stocking: ok. liz: this seems sudden, but can i invite a few friends too? Kid: "Stocking? Would that be okay?" stocking: i...i guess it'd be fine...it might get a little crowded though... but i'll live. Patty: "Of course you will, cutie." (rubs under Stocking's chin) "There's always room for more." Kid: o_o stocking: *stocking chops her* stop that. Patty: "Ow! I was just saying--" Kid and Liz: (slap hands over Patty's mouth) Kid: "Liz, who are these friends that will be visiting?" stocking: ah, seems lunch is over now. -at gym class- Kid: (nervously looking around) liz: well, soul, maka, black*star, tsubaki, and chrona....you ok? Kid: "That's a good group of friends to bring..." liz: yeah, we havent talked with them in a while... (not on screen anyways) Kid: "As for what is troubling me...After dodgeball...and then..." (nervously looking at Patty and Liz in gym attire...) "Nothing...Just thinking..." liz:....kid...do you need to go see joe again? Kid: "...Yes. I think later this week..." liz: how about thursday? Kid: (adjusts his gym shorts a bit) "Thursday would work." liz: alright then. Kid: "Thanks...Would you...want to join me? During the session?" liz: sure, im here for ya, ok? *she pats his back* Kid: (blushes) "Th-thanks." -after school- tsubaki: wow, you're apartment is really nice. stocking: thanks. *she smiles* Kid: (smiles) soul: seems they got along fast... Maka: " 'They'?" soul: tsubaki and stocking....though thats just from perspective... Maka: "Yes, they do seem to be doing well...Something seems...similar about them..." liz: yeah.... probably just.....n-nevermind... Maka: "???" stocking: so, are we gonna get started on this or what? Crona: "W-What are we supposed to start with?" -DECORATING START- Black Star: "And I say the star goes on the top first!!" Kid: "You idiot! Why start with the star?!" tsubaki: b-black*star get down from there!! Black Star: "Look, Kid! Just stay there to break my fall, alright?! You too Patty." Patty: " 'Kay!" (holds open arms) Kid: "No!" tsubaki: dont encourage him... Maka: "Soul, could you convince him?" soul: im not getting involved... Maka: (pouts) Black Star: "I'm almost...there..." (then his grip falls off from the top of the tree) "Ahhhh!!!" soul: i'll just help stocking unpack these decs. you wanna help chrona put up those wreaths? Crona: (watching Black Star twitching on the floor--atop of Kid and Patty) "S-Sure..." Kid: (muffled sound under Black Star) Patty: (thinking: This isn't as much fun as other groupings...) liz: *drags black*star off him* Maka: "Here, Crona, help me with the wreaths!" Crona: "Right!" Kid: (loud inhale) "Never again, Black Star! Go sit on the couch! Tsubaki?!" tsubaki: *sighs and sits down with him, turning on the TV to a christmas movie* Black Star: (humming along) "Rudolph the Red-Nosed..." Patty: (sits on the couch with them) -as the decorating continues, most of the stuff is done, now all that's left is the tree.- stocking: should we make dinner or do you want to order out? Kid: "You've worked so hard. Why not order out? My treat." soul: sounds good. liz: sure. we could get mortissimos. Crona: "I-I've never eaten there. Is it good, Tsubaki?" tsubaki: to be honest, i've never been there either. Black Star: "Hey, it's food! That's all that matters!" Maka: (punches Black Star in the shoulder) "It's delicious, Crona. Trust me." stocking: well, seems we have 5 votes for ordering out. Crona: "O-okay. I'm sixth." Patty: "Seventh!" stocking: well, i guess i'm eighth. tsubaki: well.. that makes me number 9 then. stocking: then its decided. let me know what you want to order, i have the menu pamphlet here Maka: "Soul, want to split a pizza? Half green onions and pepper for me?" soul: sounds good. i'll take cheese and pepperoni. Black Star: "Pineapple, Canadian bacon, sausage, pepperoni...Oh! Tsubaki? What're you getting?" tsubaki:...just a chicken salad. Crona: "I'm...pretty hungry. Maybe a small personal pan pepperoni? I think?" Patty: "I'm having what Black Star is having, only for myself." Kid: "Stocking? How about you?" stocking: well, i hear they have a chocolate pizza dessert, i'll have that~ Kid: "I'll go with a small personal pan. Unless Liz, you wanted to split a pizza?" liz: i'll just get peppers. Kid: "Peppers?" liz: yeah, green pepper slices? Kid: "Oh, right. Sounds good. Ready to order?" liz: yep stocking: yeah. tsubaki: sure. Maka, Crona, Black Star, Patty: "Yes." -and so- Kid: (smells) "So good..." stocking: time to eat~ Patty and Black Star: (making horrifying noises as they consume their meals) liz: o.o Crona and Maka: (looking with disgust at the eating) -after dinner, everyone's HP is maxed out- Patty and Black Star: (asleep on couch, him lying in her lap) tsubaki: *lays her jacket on them* Maka: "Thanks for the meal, Kid. And thanks for letting us visit, Stocking. I think your apartment looks great!" stocking: i really appreciate it that you call came over. i feel a bit better about talking to people, i-i think.. and kid? thanks for introducing me. Kid: (smiles) "Any time." -seems everyone's mood and sanity increased as well- Maka: (pulls out a pen) "Anyone up for writing on Black Star's face?" liz: *griiiins* Kid: "Do it." stocking: *smirks* Crona: "I-Is that a good idea?" Maka: (frowns) "Yes. It is." (leans over Black Star with pen) "What should I write? Or draw?" stocking: this may be too cruel but.... draw a pirate. Maka: "Arr, matey!" Kid: (Everyone shakes their heads) "Never do that again, Maka." Maka: (pouts) "Fine. I'll just draw..." liz: *draws a d*ck.... so much for being the responsible sibling* Kid: (Thinking: "That's a rather small one...") Crona: "...Um...Maybe draw a smiley face onto him? To even this out?" liz: sure, go on ahead. Crona: "There!" (the smiley face has a jagged smile and crosses for eyes) Kid: "Looks familiar..." soul: yeah... i think that one kid had a shirt with this...? Kid: "Hmm...I'll have to go through my 'trophy room' of items from missions..." Maka: (snaps pic of Black Star's face) "Stocking, would you like the pen to draw?" stocking: *draws black*star and tsubaki kissing* tsubaki: !!!! O////o Kid: "Oh dear." Kid: (thinking: "At least she didn't draw that near the penis drawing...") -after everyone heads home- Kid: "That was a nice gathering. And it made your apartment feel even more welcoming. Especially with these decorations." stocking: yeah... thanks for helping out.... i really had fun today... Kid: "Same." (small smile) "Stocking...I..." stocking: yeah? Kid: "...I still feel sorry about..." stocking: ?? Kid: "...last night." stocking: *sighs and smiles warmly* kid, i told you, its ok. Kid: "I just...feel badly. And I feel other...feelings. I'm sorry. I can't put my words together. It's just...that was...the farthest we went and...is this moving too fast for you?" stocking:....*she sighs and hugs him* kid, i should be the one who's apologizing, it was my dumbness that got us into that situation... sorry if i forced anything on you. Kid: "Believe me, you didn't force anything on me...Well, I will say the bath was...awkward." (thinking: "Thank Death for therapy...") "But everything up to that point...I liked it. I...wanted it." stocking: *bluuuush* Kid: "Did you...feel forced?" stocking:.... im not sure how i feel.... Kid: (nods) "Okay. That's all I need to hear...Until you feel comfortable, I'm happy with how things are." (scratches his cheek. Thinks: "She does have an amazing body...") stocking: i guess we can cuddle. Kid: (smiles) "Okay." (sits on couch, pats the cushion next to him) stocking: *she sat down next to him and laid in his embrace* feels warm... Kid: "Yes, you do." stocking: clever~ *she giggles and kisses him* Kid: (returns the kiss) -eventually, they fall asleep on the couch together- Kid: (talking in his sleep) "S-Stocking..." -the next morning- Kid: (Yawns, looks around him, remembering where he is) stocking: zzzzz Kid: (smiles, looking at her. Stays motionless so not to awaken her) "Wait...Don't we--" (whispers) "We have class today!" stocking: *yawns and wakes up* ah! r-right... we better get ready. Kid: "Yes! But...I'm still in my clothes from yesterday! Can I get to the Mansion in time to shower and change?!" stocking: you can use my shower. Kid: "Thanks!" (kisses her cheek as he removes his jacket and socks, then is hopping to the shower while unbelting his pants) -at school- liz: well THERE you are. Kid: "Hi! I swung by the Mansion for a change of clothes, but you had already left. Am I late?" liz: well, its still early so... Patty: (glares) "You having naughty time again?" Kid: (blushes) stocking:.... *bluuush* Patty: (glares at Stocking) "Just because you got it going on doesn't mean you get to manhandle our Kiddo. You have him home or at school at a decent hour. And you call us when, Kiddo, when you know you'll be late!" stocking: yes ma'am... *sweatdrop* Patty: "Now get to class!" (slaps both Stocking and Kid on the backside) stocking: 0///0 !! Kid: "S-Stop that!" liz: *sweatdrop* Patty: (leans to Kid) "Just getting a good feel, buddy..." (leans to Stocking) "You too..." stocking: *facepalms* oh my god... Kid: (puts Patty into a headlock) "Let's go, my weapon..." (drags her, but Patty holds back) "Stocking! Liz! A little help getting her to class!" liz+stocking: on it. Patty: "What can you all do to get me to class?!" -initiate 3 person carrier mode- Patty: "Okay. Who's touching my butt?" liz: sorry. -at class- Patty: (rubs her left shoulder) "You all were rough...And not in a fun way." stocking: *whistling* Kid: (blushing, clearing his throat) Patty: (stares at Liz) liz: O-O Patty: (thinking: "So...that's what they're thinking...") (leans back in seat, hands behind head) "Okay, you losers: which class are we in anyway?" -it was math, but lets skip that.- Patty: "We didn't even learn how to multiply." Kid: "What is the next class? Are we all in it?" liz: looks like music class. Kid: "Oh, good! I wonder which song we will play..." -they could just play what they learned. seems kid and stocking are in this class together- Kid: "Looks like practicing a previous song...Ready, Stocking?" -cue piano and violin duet of ave maria- Kid: (glances at Stocking playing. "My word...she is so graceful...") soul:...... Kid: (spots Soul) "???" soul:...!! *looks away* Kid: ("I"ll have to ask what is bothering him..." Looks back at Stocking. Smiles at her playing) -later at lunch- Kid: "You were quite a pianist in class, Stocking!": stocking: thanks. *she smiles a bit* but soul...he seemed distant... Patty: (whispers to Liz) "What about a pianist?" (Beat. Giggles) "Heh heh...pianist..." Kid: (serious) "So, you noticed as well? I was thinking of asking him." soul:..... liz: hey, everything ok? Kid: "Yes, you seemed a bit distant in class." Patty: (picking fries off Kid's plate, noticing he's distracted) soul: i-its nothing. im fine. Kid: "That did not seem like nothing. Please, you're among friends." (he then smacks Patty's hand away from his fries) "And Patty." Patty: "Ow!" (she looks to Soul) "So, who pissed in your cornflakes this morning?" soul:.... yer...pretty good at that stocks.... stocking: um....thank you? Kid: (smiles) "Yes, she is." soul: well, this lunch aint gonna eat itself. Kid: "Was that all that is on your mind?" soul: dont worry man, its all good. Kid: "Okay. But if you do want to talk...just let us know." (looks to Patty, Liz, and Stocking) "Right?" stocking: *nods* liz: *she smiles* Patty: (mouth full of french fries) *thumbs up* soul:...heh....i'll keep that in mind. Kid: "Well, let's dine. By the way, Soul, how is Maka?" soul: she's doing good. a bit tired, but good. Kid: "Tired? Missions? Classwork?" soul: from last night's shindig. Kid: "Ah...Say, has anyone seen Black Star?" soul: he's showing off his 'tattoos and battle scars' Kid: "...What? But...some of those drawings were...suggestive." (glances at Liz) liz: *sweats* Patty: "Feel bad for Tsubaki, though--imagine having being around Star when he's bragging about those, ahem, 'scars.' BTW, thanks for not drawing on my face. Mad props." soul: aaand i think the nurse is dragging him to get his face cleaned off... Black Star: (from down the hall) "Stop it! This is embarrassing! I have scars! Tats! I am a warrior! WARRIOR!" tsubaki: *sweatdrop* Kid: "Liz, could you find a way to schedule a spa retreat for Tsubaki?" liz: sure, it can be a girl's day out. Kid: (smiles) "Good." -later- Kid: "Which is our next class?" -survival class- Patty: (sinister grin) liz: so what are we even doing? Kid: "Those spiked wheels cannot be a good sign..." liz: *gulp* Naigus: (blows whistle) "Today, your survival depends on how quickly you can run down a hill without being sliced apart by spiked wheels..." sayaka: !!!!!!!!! its like the school _wants_ to kill us... Kid: (gulp) "This is a school intending to separate the weak from the capable..." Patty: "Let's do this! Right, Sis?! ... Sis?" liz: *SCREEEEEEEEEEEAM* Patty: "Hey, Sis! They didn't say we would run yet!" Naigus: (blows whistle) Patty: "Okay! Now we can run!" sayaka: OH NOOOOOOOOO --Everyone Runs for Their Lives-- madoka: weeeeehhhhh!!! Q~Q Kid: "Hill! Everyone, jump!" -amazingly, no one died.- -But do have small scraps and sprains- Patty: (hopping on one foot) "That was fun! Ankle-spraining fun! Fun for the entire family! Yay, fun!" sayaka: *inhales and faints* madoka: Q~Q Kid: "I lost one of my sleeves!" (rips the other one off) stocking: woah. gopher: i lost an arm.... i'll fix it later... kirika: !?!?! Kid: o_o "An arm?! Liz, Stocking! Please tell me you are okay!" stocking: im fine...cant say the same for my dress though... i can just have it tailored/replaced... liz: im good. traumatized, but good. Kid: "Oh, Liz...That's what therapy is for." (spots Stocking's dress) "Do you have something else to change into?" stocking: i guess i'll have a maid bring something. maid: spare clothes ma'am. *exits* Kid: (puts hand on Liz's shoulder) "You're going to be okay...Okay?" liz: yeah... therapy tomorrow... Kid: (nods) Patty: "Could you two walk me to the infirmary? My ankle needs bandaging." Kid: (puts an arm around his shoulder) "Sure. Liz?" -one nurse's trip later- Patty: (one bandage ankle) "Neat! But I'll need to stay off of it. Which of you is going to carry me everywhere?" liz: ok... thompson sister...piggy-back mode! Patty: (gets on Liz's back) "Piggy-Back Mode: Initiation!" Kid: "..." stocking: *she giggles* Kid: (blushes) "How are...your ankles, Stocking?" stocking: sore, but i'll live. Kid: "...You...do not need to be carried?" stocking: not unless you wanted too~ Kid: "...I would..." stocking: ok, allyyyyy oop~! Kid: (catches her on his back, his hands holding her up by her legs as she wraps her arms around him) "Ready? Then let's go!" sayaka:......*whispers* i ship it.... Black Star: (face red from abrasive wash) "Meh. I give it a week." -later- -Kid and Liz carried their riders down the stairs to the front entrance- Kid: "Any plans for afterschool?" liz: victory! liz: nah, not really. Kid: (sets Stocking down) "Perhaps something to treat Patty's swollen ankle? Maybe soak it?" liz: sounds good... Patty: "I'd rather hot tub this ankle..." stocking: you guys have a hot tub?! Kid: (nods) stocking: ok then~ *griiiiiin~* Kid: "Oh. Um...Patty and you will be in the hot tub, then?" stocking: not tonight...but..._we_ might be someday~ Kid: (blush) Patty: (frowns, tugs Liz's arm) "Sis? Will you hot tub with me? I would use some conversation." liz:..*sigh* oh alright. Patty: (smiles) Kid: "Stocking, how about you? What were your plans?" stocking: nothing much, but maybe i could come over? Kid: "Sure! With Patty's leg, I'll call a limo... -and so- Kid: "Liz, Patty? You'll be in the hot tub?" liz: yeah.... unless you two want it. Kid: (blushes, looks at Stocking) stocking:.... *blushing and smirking* Kid: "Do you?" stocking:.... maaaybe~? Patty: "Hey, if you want it, take it. I can wait...Unless you want all four of us to share. Plenty of room..." stocking:...y-you two go on ahead. Patty: (shrugs) "Okay!" (turns and limps away while starting to take off her sweater) "Come on, Sis!" liz: hey, n-not in the living room geez! Patty: "Ha ha ha!" stocking: hehe....s-sorry about that.... i might have wanted to do it....though that might have been pushing it... Kid: (scratching cheek) "...I...would like to use the hot tub...with you...Have I...never seen you in a swimsuit?" stocking: who said you need a swimsuit for a hottub? Kid: (blushing, but smiling) "I like the way you think..." stocking: hehe~....sorry, was that too forwards? Kid: (puts a finger to her chin) "Not at all..." stocking: awww~ *she kisses him sweetly* Kid: (returns the kiss, putting his hands along her waist) --Eleswhere, at the hot tub-- Patty: "Ah...this is nice..." liz: ahhh, so relaxing... -a few minutes of reaper X angel kissing, snuggling, and nose-nuzzling* --Kid and Stocking are curled up on the couch, before the fireplace-- stocking: *asleep* Kid: (kisses her forehead) stocking: *sleepy smile* Patty: (peaks into the room, whispering) "Psst! Kid! We're done in the hot tub!" stocking: *clunked out* Kid: (whispers) "Thanks. But it looks like Stocking is exhausted." Patty: (enters, wearing bathrobe) "Hear that, Sis?" liz: where's she even gonna sleep? Kid: "Well, if we let her sleep here, we have plenty of extra rooms. Or should I take her home?" stocking: *sleepilly nuzzles* Kid: "Liz? What do you think?" liz: maybe just let her sleep there. Kid: "I think I could carry her to a bedroom, though." liz:..........use protection. Kid: "_To let her sleep in her own bed..._" Patty: (glares) "USE PROTECTION." Kid: (carefully picks up Stocking) "I'll set her in bed, then come back just to show you..." stocking: *sound asleep* Kid: (enters empty bedroom, sets Stocking down) Kid: "I should write a note so she does not panic upon waking up..." stocking: *she's drooling slightly* Kid: ("...She’s still adorable...") Kid: (takes paper from desk in the bedroom, writes note explaining she can sleep over or, whenever she is ready, just call for a ride home, and leave a note when she does...) -next morning- stocking: *sleeping* Kid: (soft knock on door) stocking: *stirs slightly* Kid: (opens door, puts just hand in, not head) "Stocking?" stocking: *still stirring* Kid: (Puts head in. "She's still asleep..." Enters room, nears Stocking's bed, gently pushes her shoulder) "Stocking...?" stocking: *yaaaawn* mernin'.... Kid: (chuckle) "Morning. Sleep well?" stocking: y-yeah....thanks for....*yaaaAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWNNNnnnn* letting me stay the night... Kid: "Shall I call a maid to bring your clothes? You're welcome to our shower." stocking: sure...t-thanks.... Kid: "We have many bathrooms, although we get lazy and tend to use the one down the hall--labeled "Bathroom." But there is one in this guest room that you can use." stocking: cool Kid: "Oh! I forgot..." (goes back into the hallway, returns with a basket) Kid: "Here are towels, clothes, bathrobe, soap, body wash, shampoos--whatever you need. And the bathroom is that door right there." stocking: oh, well, thank you. *she smiles* Kid: "Well, I'll leave you to shower, and I'll instruct your maid to leave your clothes in here..." stocking: ok... wait, she's still here? Kid: "No, she will be coming shortly, likely while you're in the shower." stocking: ok then. Kid: (smiles) "Good. What would you like for breakfast?" stocking: how about waffles? Kid: (flips waffles) "Excellent!" stocking: ok im ready. dress looks good as new... Kid: (turns around, wearing an apron: "Don't Fear the Reaper") "Wonderful!" stocking: *giggles* aw, how adorable. Kid: (chuckles) "Liz's sense of humor” stocking: really now? Kid: (nods) "I think this was from Christmas a few years ago?" stocking: well, its fitting. Kid: "Thanks." (approaches, kisses her cheek and then whispers) "I'm sure I look good in _just_ the apron..." stocking: *nosebleed* Kid: (already prepared, holds up napkin) "Seat yourself, stop the bleeding, I'll bring you waffles and all the condiments you want." Patty: (pokes head in) "Condi-whats? Oh! Waffles!" (shouts down the hallway) "Sis! Kid made waffles!" stocking: stawberry syrup and butter please~ Patty: "Maple syrup and blueberries! How about you, sis?" liz: how about syrup? Kid: (brings fancy tray and passes out all condiments) "Enjoy!" Kid: (seats himself and puts maple syrup and butter on his waffles) Kid: "Liz, Patty, you two sleep okay?" liz: yeah. Patty: "Yeah! That hot tub fixed my foot right up! Want to see?!" (Patty pulls off shoe and sock) liz: t-thats ok sis, you really dont need to. Patty: (pouts) "Okay...So, Stocking, how was the guest bed? Real comfy, right?" stocking: yeah it was. Patty: "Have good dreams, Stocking?" (smirks) stocking:.... maybe~? Kid: (chokes on tea) stocking: *grin* Patty: (smirks) "Good dreams are always fun..." (sighs) "I miss Artie..." liz: *sigh* dont worry, you'll do better. Patty: "Maybe someone could get me a blind date...Or a deaf date. Or a mute date." liz: we'll see. Kid: (looks to Stocking) "Any plans this weekend?" stocking: how about that ski trip? Kid: "Oh, now? Sure! Liz, Patty, that sound good?" liz: sounds great. want to invite the others? Kid: "Sure! The more, the merrier!" -later at kid's therapy- liz: your turn. Joe: "So, Kid, what did you want to discuss?" Kid: (nervous) "I'm...still confused." Kid: "I mean...I feel like I'm ready for...sex..." liz:..... *screams internally* Kid: "But I don't want to go further until Stocking is ready...It's just...things have happened the last few days..." liz: *internal screaming intensifies* Joe: "It is important to acknowledge your desires. But you know that you have to be respectful of other persons' desires and never force anyone to do something they do not want to do. Liz, have you had similar concerns?" Joe: "I mean, about Kid?" liz: well.... *she looks at him in a way that says 'i do but i cant say so in front of kid'* Joe: (gets the hint, stammers) "W-Well, Kid, have you asked Stocking about these concerns?" Kid: (nods) liz: *listening* Joe: "Have you reached an agreement to wait?" Kid: (nods) "It's just...certain dreams I have...I feel like I am in love. But I also know it's too soon." liz:.... Joe: "Have you considered that Stocking may not be compatible? It may be that you have different desires..." liz: !! Kid: "I-I think we're both not ready yet...and given certain...events, I think we are compatible. I can wait. I can." liz: *concerned* Kid: "Liz, what do you think? I mean, what do people do when they are both attracted to each other, but not ready?" liz:....sorry, i just dont know... Kid: "I see...Sigh...I don't know how to proceed..." liz:.... *frown* Kid: "It's...awkward. Stocking looks so attractive, no matter how she is dressed..." liz: *listening* Kid: "Something...happened awhile ago. Where Stocking and I were...intimate. I think it may have gone further..." liz: !!!!!! Joe: "What stopped you?" Kid: (glances at Liz) "I'd rather not talk about it..." liz:.............. Kid: "Let's just say...I feel conflicted. It feels like we're moving forward, then pulled back..." Joe: "No relationship is predictable, or perfect. You learn to respond to the unpredictable and keep moving forward. Okay?" Kid: (nods) liz: *pats his back* Kid: (smiles) Joe: "Well, let's meet again when you are ready. Hang in there, Kid. You too, Liz." liz: ok, we better head back to class then. Kid: "Liz...Thank you...And...um..." (blushes) liz: what is it? Kid: (thinks about Liz...after she interrupted him and Stocking...) "N-Nothing. Forget it." liz: *shrugs* Kid: (looks Liz up and down, then snaps his mind out of gutter) "Th-Thank you, Joe! I'll make an appointment at reception!" (stands up and leaves) -later- Kid: "Where to now?" -literature, reading great expectations- Kid: "Hmm...Interesting work by Dickens." Patty: "The old wedding cake is creepy. Probably tastes nasty, right Stocking?" stocking: *shrug* Patty: "Oh, don't tell me you would eat some roach- and rat-covered cat, Stocking? Sis, back me up on this one!" liz: *shrug* Patty: "Wh-What?! You would eat that?!" Patty: "Oh, read the book, people!" Kid: "Enough about the damn cake, Patty. You're missing the intrigue, the suspense, the deception and desire for companionship and trust..." Kid: (looks at Stocking) stocking: *blush* Kid: (Thinking: "She's so beautiful...So why can't I just focus on this moment and be happy here and now?") stocking: *she smiles* Kid: (smiles back) tsugumi: *breeeeathes* Meme: (looks over shoulder at the ship diary) "Hmm...I wouldn't have thought of that pair...or that threesome..." tsugumi: !!! *closes it* ...... Meme: "Tee-hee!" mio: weirdo.... *secretly doodling her and meme's name in hearts* Patty: (pops up behind Mio and Tsugumi) "Fascinating..." mio: !!!! *eats the paper* Patty: "Hey, lady, if you need fiber, there are better ways to get it!" mio: *muffled* dun judge me! Patty: (slides slip of paper to her) "It's call the Ship Club. I'm the Vice President. We talk about our favorite ships. No judging. We meet in the basement Thursdays at 5:00 PM." (puts finger to her own lips) "Shhh..." (slides down under desk) Patty: (pops back up between Kid and Stocking) "So, what did I miss?" tsugumi:.... *blinks* stocking: oh hey. Kid: (annoyed that she is between them) "Hello." Patty: (puts arms around both of them) "This is great. Nuzzled between two of my favorite people." (waves to Liz) "Hey, Sis!" Meme: "...How can they even focus on the classwork when they keep talking throughout class?" tsugumi:....*shrug* -after school- Kid: "I suppose we better start packing for the ski trip: we were thinking of heading out Friday evening." liz: great, i'll send the invites. Patty: (whispers to Stocking) "Good hot tub there. Wear something good for Kiddo." stocking: !!!! *bluuuuuush* Kid: "????" stocking: nothing... Kid: "Okay...Liz, be sure to take out some money from the bank. We don't know how the weather will be like, so if ATM machines stop working..." liz: on it. Kid: (blushes) "Actually...I'll go with you, Liz...I have an errand next door..." liz: sure. Kid: "W-When were you heading there?" liz: now actually, what errand? Kid: "...Just...a stop by the pharmacy for snacks..." liz: sure, anything else? Kid: (obviously lying) "No." liz: ok then.... Kid: "I'll...see you later, Stocking." (kisses her cheek) stocking: see you then~ Kid: "See you then..." (blushing) "Let's go, Liz." -and so- Kid: "I'll be next door...I'll meet you out front in a minute..." liz: ok. Kid: (looks around to make sure no one is watching him grab condoms...) Kid: "But which size...?" Kid: (grabs both regular and large) "Just in case..." Cashier: "Will that be all, sir?" Kid: "Y-Yes..." Cashier: "Oh, let me do a price check--" Kid: o_o --Later-- Kid: (clutching shopping bag outside bank, blushing) liz: ok, that's all taken care of... kid? you ok? Kid: "F-Fine...H-How was your visit?" liz: good.... you sure you're ok? Kid: "Just...fine...Got some snacks..." liz:.... Kid: "Let's get home and pack...So, um, Liz...Looking forward to this trip?" liz: yeah, so is patti it seems like Kid: "Oh? How so?" liz: she was running around all over, so yeah, she's hyped. Kid: "That's good. What do you hope for on this trip?" liz: well, maybe i can finally get those skiing lessons for one. Kid: "That would be good. I just hope Patty takes it easy this time...And...I hope I can make this trip fun for Stocking..." liz: yeah. Kid: (sweating) "Yeah...Liz, can I ask something?" liz: yeah? what is it? Kid: "What do you think of Stocking?" liz:.... she's alright, i guess... Kid: (nods) "Okay. I just wanted to make sure. I do value your advice, Liz. And I hope that...if you are concerned, you'll let me know." liz: of course kid. Kid: "Good...May I ask something else?" liz: of course. Kid: "Have you spoken with Wes recently?" liz: sometimes, over the phone. Kid: (nods) "That's good. How's he doing?" liz: his preformance in vienna went well. Kid: (nods) "I don't suppose he told Soul about it?" liz: i think so, but knowing soul.... Kid: (nods, then smirks at Liz) "It's good you and Wes are close, though. I'm sure that means a lot to him." liz: yeah. *she nods* Kid: "And I'm sure your company means a lot to Wes, too..." (smirks) liz: oh you... Kid: (smiles) "Any idea when Wes will be around Death City again?" liz: not sure. Kid: (nods) "Well, that takes care of my errands. Anything else before heading home?" liz: i think thats just about everything. Kid: (clutches bag near him) "Then let's return home...since I know you want to give Wes a call before it gets too late..." liz: yeah, and i can invite the others too. -later- Kid: (in his bedroom, shoves the condoms deep in his luggage, under clothing) "There. No one will see this..." Patty: "See what?" Kid: "How did you get in here?!" Patty: "The door? I opened it and let myself in. So, what did you hide?" Patty: "Nothing! Liz?! Where are you?!" liz: yeah? Kid: (points at Patty) "Can you keep her busy?" liz: wanna watch cartoons? Patty: "Yay! Cartoons!" (runs down the hall) Kid: (sighs) "Thank you. Anything you want me to do, Liz?" liz: you keep doing what you're doing. Kid: (thumbs up) "Need any help packing?" liz: im good. im gonna call the others. Kid: "Thanks." (Yawns) "After this, I'm going to go to bed. Have the maids call our transportation to pick up our luggage here, then take it to pick us all up at school. And ask the others to bring their luggage to school tomorrow--we can leave after classes." liz: wait, tomorrow on friday? Kid: "Do you think we should leave on Saturday instead? I was thinking that the weekend technically starts Friday once classes end..." liz: it gives everyone else time to get ready. Kid: (sighs) "Okay. Let's wait until Saturday. But I would like to leave early Saturday morning, to get in as much of this weekend at the ski slopes." liz: dont you have like a lodge someplace? Kid: "Yes, and I would like everyone to enjoy it as long as they can." liz: awesome. Kid: "Okay. Because I don't want to rush things, either. Do you think that'll work? Leave Saturday morning?" liz: sounds good. (Liz's phone rings) liz: ?? Yeah? Wes: "Hey, Liz. It's Wes." liz: *BLUSH* uh, he-*ahem* oh hey wes, how's it going? Wes: "Doing alright. I'm at the airport between flights. Just wanted to let you know I'm in Paris right now before heading to New York. I called Soul but got his answering machine, and, well, I thought I should call you, too. How are you holding up?" liz: well, i'm doing good. we're all going on a bit ski trip on saturday, so that should be fun. Wes: "Hey, awesome! I don't suppose Soul is joining you all?" liz: hopefully. Wes: "I hope he does. Soul loved skiing growing up. At least, he seemed to--he was really good at it. How are you at the sport?" liz: i've actually never been skiing.... Wes: "Definitely ask Soul for advice--I'm sure he can help. Oh, looks like they're announcing something about my flight. Hey, Liz, one more thing?" liz: yeah? Wes: "I miss you." liz: i.... i miss you too... Wes: "I'll text when I land. Enjoy this weekend--have fun!" liz: ok then. *she smiles a bit* Wes: "...Um, well...Later?" liz: yeah, see ya. Phone: -click- Kid: (small smile) "How is Wes?" liz: he's doing good. Kid: "That's good." (smirks) "You seem pleased. You're practically glowing." liz: oh shush. Kid: "I don't hear a denial..." (shuts luggage, yawns) "Well, I should turn in. You going to bed?" liz: yeah. night then. Kid: (smirks) "Sweet dreams..." liz: you too. Kid: (exits to bathroom, brushes his teeth, goes back to room, changes, and crawls into bed) "I'll just write in my journal..." (finishes writing) "and now, sleep..." -the next day at school- Patty: (dressed in ski outfit) "What do you mean it's too early to dress like this?" liz: *sweatdrop* Kid: "Take off the attire until you are in something appropriate, and be ready for class." -first class, geography- Patty: (throws scarf, winter cap, and sweater at Kid and Liz) "Fine! But bring those back when we get to the slopes!" Azusa: (sweatdrop) "Anyway...Today's lesson is on the Amazon Jungle. It is a trove of hidden treasures, and potential dangers, as well." Azusa: "Elizabeth? Name something frightening one would expect to find in the Amazon?" liz: really big snakes? Azusa: "Yes. And the fact that the foliage in the Amazon is so thick that scientists expect there are species of all sorts of reptiles, insects, and arachnids not yet identified." Kid: "Stocking? Do you think something else could be hidden in the Amazon?" stocking: Jaguars maybe. Kid: "You think something else could be hidden there? Maybe information about...you?" stocking: haha, i doubt it. Kid: "Oh?" -jump cut to gym- Kid: (looking around nervous) "First injuries from dodgeball, then survival almost means being bisected by spiked wheels, and what's worse are the outfits..." liz: so what are we doing today? Nygus: (blows whistle) "Volleyball. It's the last day before an extended winter break, so play on your own. But no weapon abilities--let's see how you all do when you depend on just your wits and brawn." Kid: "So, who wants to be on my team?" stocking: *raises hand* liz: *does the same* Patty: (raises both hands) Maka: (smirks, cracks knuckles) "And who's going to be on my team?" soul: ok. tsugumi: *waves* Crona: "O-Okay..." Kid: (tosses volleyball to Stocking) "Your serve, Angel." -after school- Kid: (rubs nose) "Ouch." stocking: *holding ice up to his nose* Maka: "...Sorry. I hit too hard." Kid: (glares) "Soul? Please tell your meister I will accept her apology once the swelling diminishes." soul: i think she heard ya. Maka: (growling, holding up a book over Kid's head) Kid: "...Stocking? Please tell Maka I absolutely accept her apology..." stocking: he accepts the apology. Maka: (lowers book) "Okay...I am sorry, Kid. But at least your team won!" Crona: (looks around) "W-When should we meet the van to the ski lodge, L-Liz?" liz: tommorrow morning, we can send someone to pick you up at your place. tsugumi: i'm looking forward to it, i'm kind of excited to see maki-chan again. its been a while since the last time i saw her. Maka: "We'll see you all tomorrow morning, then. I can't wait for Soul to show us all his skiing skills!" anya: indeed. Kid: "Oh, you're good at skiing, Soul?" -a few meters away- gopher: we're gonna crash their get together, arent we. kirika: oh helll yes. --A Few Meters Back Where Our Heroes Talk-- Patty: (eyes widen) "I sense a disturbance in the Force...or I have gas. It's probably gas." soul: well i guess, but... liz: gross. Maka: "But what, Soul?" soul:... its nothin' Maka: "...Okay...Well, see you tomorrow morning!" liz: see ya. -meanwhile- gopher: but how will we get there? kirika: i know a guy that can take us up. (a certain knight king seems to be listening in) --At Gallows Mansion-- Patty: (holds up bathing suit) "Hot tubbing! Skiing! Other -ing verbs!" Kid: "Stop waving those around, Patty, and get back to packing." Kid: "Liz, how is your packing?" liz: yeah, i think there's a game room with all kinds of stuff like foosball and video games, right? liz: good. Patty: (eyes sparkling) "Foosball?! Super!" (stomach growling) "Liz, you got anything for my tummy? I think it is gas." liz: here, have some cheetos. Patty: "Will that help with gas?" (shrugs, starts munching) Kid: "The lodge also has a wonderful fireplace in the center for everyone to gather, with hot chocolate, a varied menu, a beautiful view of the slopes..." (drifts off, imagining being on the couch with Stocking in front of the fireplace...) "Ah..." liz: that sounds wonderful. i hear the staff there decorated the place for the holidays too. Kid: "Good. I'm sure Sto--er, everyone will enjoy that." (blushes) liz:....*griiiins* Kid: (flinches) "You know...I'm sure...Stocking would like it, too..." liz: sure kid. Kid: (frowns) "Hmph. Excuse me for being romantic..." -meanwhile- gopher: i cant believe we actually just pulled that off! kirika: i do this all the time, so relax. 'gotta get some winter clothes somehow, right? -and so, the morning of the trip had arrived- mio: i dont see how this is going to be 'fun'... Patty: "Falling in the snow, falling off of skiis, slipping in the hot tub, falling out of bed...Sounds like fun to me!" mio: yeah, try saying than when your face gets eaten off by a wendigo... Kid: " 'Wendigo'?" liz: come on, there's no wendigos at the lodge. (thinking: at least i hope not) mio: ever play 'until dawn'? Patty: "Question? Which is the best to prepare wendigos: broiled, fried, or raw?" anya:...... tsugumi: *sweatdrop* maki: quite a crowd huh? tsugumi: yep. Maka: "Anyway...We're warriors! I'm sure we can handle any supernatural threat out there! Right, Soul?" soul: yeah, of course. ao: and if it does come to that, i brought plenty of extra ofuda with me. Black Star: (looks at an ofuda) "What, you're going to confuse it with weird words?" tsubaki: i think those are supposed to ward off evil entitys and malicious spirits. Black Star: "..." (Puts one on Maka's forehead) "It's not working!" Maka: (slowly brings up book) "Maka..." soul: *snickering* --Meanwhile, a giant explosion can be seen 50 miles away, with one word echoing: "CHOP!"-- Black Star: (dead) soul: *frothing at the mouth* iris: *screeeeeam* Maka: "Oh, calm down, Iris--my chop isn't that scary." -elsewhere- kirika: da fuck was that? gopher: something terrifying.... --Meanwhile-- Kid: "Okay, so, who is sharing which rooms?" liz; im probably gonna have my room with patti. tsubaki: why dont we draw straws to see who stays in which rooms? Maka: "Okay, here are the straws...Pick yours, everyone!" soul: cool. Black Star: "Boys Room #1 in awesomeness!" iris: oh, i see... *slight frown* Maka: (hugs Crona) "It'll be fun, Iris, don't worry." kim: neato. tsugumi: oh, that sounds nice. mio: *bluuush* tch-... shinra: oh crap.... *sweats* Kid: (blushing at Stocking) "Hi, roomie..." stocking: *smiles* Tamaki: (glares at Shinra) maki: well, i'm looking forwards to meeting tsu's meisters. ao: it's quite the pleasure, right anya? anya: *slight pout* well, at least i dont have to deal with that pestering 'king' -meanwhile- gopher: i still dont get why *ahem* 'sir lance-a-lard' as you call him, decided to come with us. Arthur: "And I fail to see why I have a knave such as you as my squire, but beggars can't be choosers. After all, with me leading this mission into the castle, we are certain to be victorious in this endeavor! Join me, my comrades, as we scale this castle!" gopher:.... *whsipers* i dont understand what he's saying... kirika: *shrugs* hey, he got us our supplies, didn't he? so we let him come with us as payment, kind of a 'you scratch my back i scratch yours' kinda deal, get it? gopher: ohhhhh... Arthur: (frowns, hunches shoulders) "Let's just get into the lodge already. Where's the best place to break in?" kirika: we'll get to that part soon. i think there should be a cellar door, i just pick the lock and we can get in from there. gopher: she's really good at picking locks, just like she picked the lock to my heart~<3 kirika: down boy. *chops him* Arthur: "...Man. Men who creep on women are weird..." anya: and suddenly i just felt a cold chill up my spine. Kid: "Ah, I see the problem: one window is open. Let me close it." Arthur: "Why take the cellar? Look, here's a window! I'll just put my fingers here and--" Kid: (shuts window) Arthur: (...on his fingers) (Thinking: "Must not scream must not scream mustnotscreamMUSTNOTSCREAM") Kid: "Better, Anya?" iris: *SCREEEEEAM* THERE'S A HAND!! Kid: "What?" (looks behind) "WENDIGO!" Black Star: "They're real?! Kill it with fire!" kirika: !!! oh fucking shit! Patty: "Great! Knew roasting them was best!" (puts on bib and grabs fork and knife) "Let's eat!" Kid: (opens window, pushes the thing away...) "Be gone!" *WHOOSH* Arthur: (...collapses in the snow outside, rolls down hill a bit before crashing into tree) kirika: holy shit.... gopher: *flies down to collect him.* Arthur: (dazed) "Why are there three of you, Squire with the V-shaped frown?" kirika: *smack* nice going lance-o-lard, you almost got us caught! Arthur: "Princess, just get me something cold for my head injury, and my injured fingers..." kirika: *lifts him and drops him into a snowbank* there ya go. Arthur: (covered in snow, muffled) "Thank you." Kid and Black Star: (hyperventilating into paper bags) -soon they arrive at the lodge- Kid: "Well...I guess we should all head to our rooms and unpack..." mio: *collapse* im dead... Maka: (smirks) "And how do you expect to last in EAT with that attitude?" lodge staff: allow us. mio: shuddup im still in NOT... Black Star: (takes off shoes, kicks snow off of them onto the mat) Patty: (already examining the fridge) "Oooh, good stop of food and drinks!" tsugumi: its so big and cozy. *sit on the couch* mio: someone drag me to the game room please... Ox: "Quite a fine variety of books on the shelves." Patty: (lugs Mio over her shoulder) "Mind if I take you, cutie?" mio:...fine... anya: oh! there's an in-lodge theater! -outside- kirika: aaand there! that takes care of the lock. Arthur: "Good work, Blacksmith! Let us gain entrance into this domicle!" kirika: k, now we gotta go in really quietly... *as they sneak in, she notices some costumes in a box* hey, i just had a great idea. Arthur: "???" kirika: put these on you two.... once you're dressed, find the power breaker... i think its time for some old fashion pranking~ -after about 15 minutes, the power goes out- liz: *SCREEEEEEEAM* Kid: "Everyone, calm down! It's likely a circuit breaker problem. Please wait, I left a flashlight in my luggage--" Black Star: "That's not your flashlight, bro!" Kid: "Oh! Sorry!" (takes his flashlight, turns it on) Kid: "Is everyone okay?" stocking: i think so. mio: CRAP! i was so close to winning! Maka: "I'm okay." (points down) "Crona isn't." Crona: (clinging to Maka's leg) "Scary scary scary..." Ragnarok: "*Yawn* So sleepy in the dark...Too tired to mock you..." iris: i-its ok, im sure it's just the weath-EEK! Tamaki: "Iris?! What's wrong?" iris: b-black creat-urrrre... *faints* shinra: ah! *catches her* Ragnarok: "*Yawn* What's eating her?" Crona: "Sorry sorry sorry sorry..." tsugumi: i-its ok chrona, im sure she's tired. *looks over at iris and shinra* .... (thinking: i ship it!) Maka: "Black Star! Do something useful and get a cold compress for Iris and some water!" Black Star: "On it! Tsubaki, help me out!" tsubaki: *she nods* maki: hey kid, need me to help you fix the breaker? Kid: "Yes, I could use a little light to get a better look. I think the breaker is in the cellar..." maki: ok then, first i need to get something. *she walks over to the fireplace and uses a small bit of the fire to summon pusupusu* lead the way. Maka: (chuckles) "Cute flame..." Kid: "The stairs are this way. Follow me..." maki: hehe~ --Up the stairs, they arrive in the cellar-- Kid: (points flashlight to far corner) "There's the circuit breaker. Come with me." anya: tsugumi, how come you cant do that? tsugumi: well maki-chan and i are related from my dad's side. the weapon thing is from my mom's side. maki: *she follows* Kid: "Hold, um...Pusupusu over my shoulder while I pocket my flashlight and fix the breaker..." maki: can do. *rustle rustle* maki: ?? Kid: "That's odd...It looks like _someone_ deliberately turned off the power..." pusupusu: ~? ~!!! PUSU! PUSUSU!! maki: ??? !!!!! k-kiiiid? Kid: (turns, and grimaces) "What the hell?!" -3 masked figures with blades stand there- Kid: (narrows eyes) "Let me try to get a sense of their souls...Let me perceive them..." (Blade passes by Kid's face, just grazing him) Kid: "...Or, we should RUN!" maki: we need to call the cops, rangers, something! Kid: "This far from town?!" (screams down the stairs) "Killers! Killers in the cellar!" soul: WHAT? -when they reach the top step, the one in the middle removes their mask- kirika: OH MY FUCKING GOD! *she's laughing* your fucking faces holy shit! i thought kid was gonna shit himself!! gopher: its cold outside, but you just got burned! *he and kirika high five each other* Kid: (stops) "Those voices..." (shines flashlight in their faces) kirika: howdy asshats. *seems the power has come back on, thanks to a staff member* Kid: (right eye twitching) "No one...invited you two..." kirika: of course someone invited us! us! tsubaki: but, who's the 3rd person? liz: is it your weird chainsaw friend? Arthur: (removes mask) "Hello, serfs!" anya: nope. *runs into the theater and locks the door* NOPE! shinra: god DAMMIT! maki: WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?! kirika: cant you take a joke? maki: i know, you were trying to be funny, but that doesnt me we're instantly gonna think its funny! Patty: (cracks knuckles) "Oh, Artie...Mama wants to give some love to you...BY PUNCHING YOU IN YOUR STUPID HANDSOME FACE!" Arthur: "...Oh God!" (runs to hide under a bed in a bedroom--ignoring that it is listed as Liz and Patty's room) Patty: "Get back here, Sugar Lips! Anya, get out of that room and help me beat his ass!" anya: leave me out of this! Patty: "Fine!" (marches up the stairs to her bedroom) "Oh, Lover Boy?! Come to Mama!" maki: and then there were two... gopher: O^O;;;;; Kid: (flexes muscles) "I have one weapon about to rip your friend's head off of his shoulders...But I don't need both weapons to easily tear you two into eight little pieces." Black Star: "Yeah, and it looks like Maki will then fry those pieces up!" kirika: we'll just take our room now. *drags gopher into a room* OI LANCE-A-LARD YER ROOMIN WITH US! Patty: (throws Arthur out the door, crashing him into Gopher. Patty then waves Arthur's pants) "He'll get these back when he learns to behave!" (tosses the pants to Maki) "Burn these." maki: !!! *drops them* ew! shinra: *laughing* OH MY GOD HIS BOXERS HAVE LITTLE CROWNS ON THEM! Ragnarok: (awaken) "Ha ha ha! Pants on fire! Pants on fire!!!" Maka: "...This is going to be an eventful weekend...Sigh...I can already feel tension in my muscles." -after that little scenario- Kid: "Stocking, I'm sorry this is...more chaotic than usual. Even for us." stocking: well, it was entertaining to watch, hehe~ Kid: (sighs) "That's something good to hear." (smiles) "And I'm happy to share a room with you." stocking: im glad to share a room with you too. Kid: (smiles) "I think this weekend will be enjoyable: skiing, fireplaces, hot chocolate." stocking: yeah, maybe hot tubbing~? Kid: (blushing but smirking) "Oh, definitely." stocking: hehe~ *she kisses him on the nose* Kid: (nuzzles her into a hug) kim: ugh, get a room. Jacqueline: (blush) Ox: (blush) Patty: (eating popcorn) tsugumi: *bluuuush* Kid: (frowns) "Hello, Kim. What are your plans while we are here?" kim: hopefully watching a movie without you two snogging all over the place. Kid: "...Stocking? Maybe we should go somewhere else?" stocking: ok. Kid: (takes her hand to the bedroom--but not before sticking his tongue out at Kim) Jacqueline: (giggling) kim: well you sure lightened up. Jacqueline: "But don't you think they are cute together?" kim: eh, i guess..... !!! tsugumi! you're rubbing off on her! tsugumi: gagantous! maki: *snicker* 'gagantous'? what the heck? tsugumi: *bluush* it was mii-chan's idea... Jacqueline: "Oh, hush. Be happy for them...especially because there should be glorious gossip this weekend about what they are up to." kim: hell yeah. *high-fives jackie* Jacqueline: (returns the high-five) --Meanwhile, in Gossip Central, AKA Kid and Stocking's Bedroom-- Kid: "..." stocking: dont mind them. *she pats his back* Kid: (sighs contently and smiles as she pats his back) "That feels good." stocking: *she smiles warmly and kisses him* Kid: (returns the kiss...and slowly lying down with her in the bed) -meanwhile- Patty: (bouncing on the bed) "Looking forward to skiing, Sis?!" liz: yeah, i hear an instructor is supposed to come up tomorrow. Patty: (stops bouncing) "Sis? Can I ask something?" liz: what is it? Patty: (sits on bed, looks serious) "Things are changing, aren't they? I mean, with us and Kid?" liz: what do you mean? Patty: "I mean, Stocking's here now. And she is incredibly great, and I'm happy for her and Kid. But...I thought of us as always with Kid, a kind of Three Amigos forever and ever. And now it's...you, me, Kid, and Stocking." (shuffles her feet) "And I'm scared things aren't going to be the same anymore." liz:... *she sighs* hey now, you know kid wouldnt just leave us like that. *she hugs her* Patty: (leans into her) "He wouldn't. But Liz? I'm worried whether you and me are ever going to find something like Kid has found." liz:.... *she sighs* im sure we will, someday. Patty: (pouts) "Yeah. I hope..." (sniffs loudly, rubs her eyes) liz: h-hey come on, its ok. Patty: "Yeah, I know." (buries her head into Liz) "I want you to find that, too, Liz! You deserve it!" liz:....*she sighs* -elsewhere- Crona: (stares at Iris) "H-H-Hi?" iris: *ahem* i really am sorry for how i acted earlier. Crona: "It's okay. I get that a lot." (smiles weakly) iris: ah. Crona: "...How...do you like this...place?" iris: its new... i've never been skiing before. Crona: "...I haven't either...I'm a little scared." Crona: "What do you do when something scares you?" iris: me? well, usually i just pray. Crona: "Oh." (looks down) "My...The person who raised me...discouraged that." iris: oh. (Awkward silence) Maka: (finally looks up from her book) "How about I bring us some hot chocolate? Would you all like that?" iris: why yes, that would be lovely. Crona: (nods) Ragnarok: (explodes out) "With lots of marshmallows!" iris: eek! (Crona is chopping Ragnarok) -elsewhere- Anya: "That disgusting perverted knight, here? How dreadful!" mio: feh, 'king arthur' huh? he and that weird duck thing would make a perfect match... at least i think its a duck? maki: ?? tsugumi: *excalibur face* you dont want to know. Anya: (shaking her head) "No, no, no. Never again." (downs cup of hot chocolate--colder by this point--in one gulp) "Awful!" maki: ??? *tsugumi whispers something* excalibur? you mean arthur's lightsaber thing? Anya: (stares at Tsugumi) "Do not speak such awful things to the innocent child: you will corrupt her." maki: im....im actually older than all of you... *sweatdrop* Anya: "You have lived so long and yet were so innocent." (clasps hands over hers) "Beware the Holy Sword. He corrupts the fair virginal ears of young commoners like you. Beware. Beware." maki: .....ooook then... Anya: "Sigh...I am not familiar with this skiing...or boarding on snow. How does one do it? Which is more common?" maki: dont worry, the instructor will explain everything tomorrow. Anya: "They had best be clear and articulate with all instructions that they provide. I expect you all to inform me for anything I do not understand." tsugumi: of course. -elsewhere- shinra: this bites... Tamaki: (lying in bed, under sheets, doodling on paper) "Oh? Not interested in my company? Well screw you." shinra: not you! king boil, thats who. you're probably jealous your boyfriends hitting on another girl... Tamaki: "Boyfriend?! Ew! I don't like him! Where would you get that stupid idea in your head?!" shinra:.... *whistling* Tamaki: (clicks tongue) "Whatever. Stupid. I got better things to do than pine after some asshole who sneaks in and does some idiotic prank...I mean, just because he came all the way here, I'm supposed to be impressed? Who does he think he's impressing?! Me?! No!" (nervous blushing) shinra: sure. (A pillow knocks Shinra in the head) Tamaki: (smirks) shinra: tch- *mimicing tamaki* its not like i like him or anything, baka! Tamaki: (tosses entire luggage at Shinra's head) shinra: GAK- Tamaki: "Maybe I can get some peace and quiet now..." shinra: *crawls over to another room* iris: ?? !! ah! s-shinra! Crona: "He's bleeding!" Maka: "I'll get first aid!" (gets on the floor, pulls him forward, bandages his head injury) Crona: "What kind of monster would do this?" shinra: c-cat demon... Crona and Maka: "???" Maka: "Iris?" iris: oh dear.... shinra: tamaki threw her luggage at me... Maka: "...She must be strong." (smiles) "How is she in combat?" Crona: (looking at her with 'Seriously? Now?' look) shinra: strong enough to almost kill me with a suitcase... Maka: "That _is_ impressive!" Crona: "Please stop. M-Miss Iris? Can you tend to him? I'll get some ice..." iris: of course. *she lays his head in her lap* shinra: ugh.... *he looks up, hallucinating her as an angel* haaa... Maka: "Hmm...Must have hit his head harder than I thought." iris: *bluuush* Maka: "Iris? You're looking a little red yourself." iris: huh? i-its- i-im fine! Crona: "I'm back! Here's ice! Oh, Iris--you look red. Do you want ice?" iris: i-im ok! -elsewhere- soul: ok, harv, truth or dare? Harv: "Truth." soul: hoho, so, what were you doing before coming to the DWMA? Harvar: "Hiding dead bodies." soul:.... ahahaha.... *sweats* kilik: *forced smile+sweating* Black Star: "Kilik! Truth or dare?!" kilik: dare me. Black Star: "Bet you can't get one of the girl's bras!" kilik: really? thats the best you can come up with? Black Star: "Oh, you got a better dare? Fine--what would you dare me to do?!" kilik: i dare you to smooch soul, dare-jacked! Black Star: (Eyes wide. Shrugs. Takes Soul's hand) soul: dude....dude! Black Star: (lips land on Soul's) soul: *SCREEEEEEAMING* --Elsewhere-- Jacqueline: (in the hot tub) "You hear something?" kim: *shrug* --Meanwhile-- tsubaki: my 'black*star doing something stupid' senses are tingling* Jacqueline: *snort laugh* kim: (thinking: the altitude drop must be getting to her) Jacqueline: (lies back) "This is so nice...I feel all my muscles relax." -back in the guy's room- Black Star: (on the floor, fist-shaped dent in his right cheek) soul: i fold...i fucking fold.... *lying face down on the floor* Harvar: "Ox? Truth or dare?" ox: alright, truth. Harvar: "Are you worried Jacqueline is getting too close to Kim?" soul: *grunts* ("and i swear in that moment, as i was laying on the floor, i could honest-to-god hear an acapella rendition of ave maria. - excrept from 'The Death Scythe's Melody' a memoir by soul eater evans) ox: *sweats* w-well, they're partners, so it make sense they spend time together, r-right? Black Star: *grunts* ("And his lips really need chap stick. - excerpt from 'I'm Awesome and You're Not! The Autobiography of Your God, Black Star!'") Harvar: "*Just* partners? You and I are partners, Ox, and we aren't as...intimate as those two seem." ox: *sweating* well, why dont we sleep in the same bed tonight! just to prove it! Harvar: "...Okay." ox:.... *AHEM* black*star, truth or dare? Black Star: (rubbing cheek) "I never turn down a dare!" ox: hmmmm.. why dont you go look through kid's luggage and steal his boxers? not for some weird pervy reason, i just want to know if you would do it? Black Star: (stands, salutes, dashes for Kid's room) "I wonder whether he's in there..." stocking: *walking with kid* so the theater is this way, right? Kid: "Yes! A very large screen and good sound system!" stocking: cool! (They walk past Black Star) -the door is ajar- Black Star: "Heh heh heh..." (dashes into Kid's room) Black Star: "Yahoo! His luggage!" (covers his mouth) "Right. Quiet." Black Star: (unzips luggage) "Bingo! Boxers!" (pulls them up out of luggage--along with a box wrapped in pharmacy shopping bag) "Huh?" Black Star: (removed shopping bag--and discovers condoms) "..." (stifling himself from screaming and laughing) Black Star: (returns, laughing, something behind his back) soul: so did ya get them? Harvar: "What're you laughing about?" Black Star: (tosses boxers at Soul's face) Black Star: "But that isn't all I found..." soul: dude...they have skulls on them... kilik: oh? Black Star: (reveals the box) "Ta-da!" kilik+soul+ox: y-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Black Star: (nods) "He's making this trip extra special..." Harvar: (blinks) "Huh." soul: dude holy shit. kilik: well put them back then! Black Star: (pouts) "Don't you guys want some? Kid brought them--he can't use up all of these in one weekend. Maybe we should take some?" ox: DUDE! Black Star: "Fine! See if you get to see my patented balloon animals!" Patty: "Oh, I like balloon animals!" Black Star: o_o guys: *SCREEEEEEAM* Patty: "What?" Black Star: (shoves box under shirt) "Nothing!" *Yawn* "Well, time for bed--g'night!" (dashes back to Kid's room) Patty: (stares hard at the other boys) "So...What were you doin'?" kilik: nothing! just....uh... say, wanna play truth or dare? Patty: (smiles) "Okay!" (Meanwhile, Black Star returns the condoms to the luggage, trying to make everything look as it did before...) -later- Patty: "...Some game of truth or dare, huh, fellas?" ox: my mother can never know of this... Black Star: (back, in only boxers) "Yeah." Harvar: (dazed...more than usual) "I smell colors..." soul: i dont want to see another carrot as long as i live. kilik: is it safe? Patty: (pulls her bra off Kilik's head, shoves it under her shirt) "Yep!" kilik: im just glad tsubaki's looking after the pots right now. Patty: "So, you guys still up for more fun?! Or is it time to get to bed?" soul: bedtime. Black Star: "Yeah." (smirks at Harvar and Ox) "Sweet dreams!" -elsewhere- Kid: (opens the door. Thinking: "...Didn't we leave it ajar?") stocking: hey kid...i think i want to....resume what we were doing a few days ago...i-if thats ok with you... Kid: (Thinking: "The suitcase also...is in a slightly different spot..") (eyes widen) "...A few days ago? What were we doing?" stocking: when i showed you my wings...i was going to show you...something else~? Kid: "...And what was that...something else?" stocking: *she giggles and grabs his arm, pressing it to her....*ahem* bosom...* Kid: "...Oh." (blushes) stocking: did you? or is that rushing things? Kid: "...Stocking, I would like that, very much." stocking: *she blushes* so...h-how should we do this? Kid: "It is...only balanced if we...both? You remove my shirt and I...undress you?" stocking: *bluuush+gulp* o-ok... Kid: (lifts up his arms to let her remove his shirt) stocking: *inhales and unbuttons his shirt* Kid: (trying to control his breathing, nodding) stocking: *fumbles a bit, but finally gets it undone* ah... Kid: "Good girl..." stocking: *bluuuush* y-your turn.... Kid: (puts his fingers along the bottom of her sweater) "Um...Can you...lift your arms?" stocking: sure. Kid: (slowly, deliberately, eventually removes the sweater up her stomach and midsection--and struggles a bit over her breasts) "...A little help?" stocking: y-yeah. *she helps him* Kid: (sees the sweater pull over her breasts, and looks at her bra) "Wow." Kid: "Um...I'm going to pull it off, okay?" stocking: o-ok... Kid: (exhales, removes the sweater off her head and arms. Stocking now stands in her pants and her bra) "...Wow." stocking: *blush* s-so how are you holding up? Kid: (looks down, then up to her) "I'm fine. A little cold...you know, no shirt." (looks at her bra) "Um...are you cold?" stocking: a bit, b-but i'll live... Kid: "...That bra...looks very nice." stocking: thanks... i-it unhooks in the front....i-if you get cold, you can summon your cloak if you like. Kid: "I-I could summon my cloak." (gulp) "Or...We could keep each other warm...in each other's arms?" stocking:....h-how about both? Kid: (nods fervently) "Um, Stocking? M-May I...May I remove your bra?" stocking: well...s-sure... in any other circumstance i'd say to stop here, but i want to take the next step. we wont make much progress if we dont step outside our comfort zones, right? Kid: "Yes!" (beat) "I've never removed a bra. Could you...guide my hands?" stocking: s-sure...t-this one unhooks in front so... *she takes his hands and shows him how to do it* Kid: (as his fingers grasp her bra, he hears the unhooking sound) "I did it!" (gulps) "A-are you ready?" stocking: *she breaths*.....yeah....i-im ready. Kid: "Stocking? I...first want to thank you for your trust in me. I do appreciate that." stocking: *she smiles* to be honest....y-you’re the first person i feel comfortable with doing this... Kid: (smiles) "I'm glad. And as nervous as I am right now, I feel comfortable with you." (inhales) "Here we go..." stocking: yeah, no turning back now... Kid: (Slides her bra open, slowly. The weight of her breasts begins to fall.) stocking: *blushing* Kid: (Her bra opens all the way, exposing all of her to him, her skin hitting against the cold air, her nipples revealed) Kid: "...Amazing." stocking: ah.... *she wanted to cover herself, but restrained herself* Kid: (slides the bra straps off her shoulders, and ends up taking the bra in his hand. He steps back, looking at all of her) "You're beautiful." stocking: *smiles shyly, grabbing her arm and pressing them together* Kid: (small laugh) "They're large. Perfect shapes." stocking: *chuckle* c-cold.... Kid: "O-Oh, right!" (snaps his fingers, summons his cloak, drapes it over her shoulders) stocking: thanks...b-but what about you? do...you want to snuggle on the bed? Kid: "God, yes." stocking: *she sits in the bed, handing his cloak back to him* you can wear it... Kid: "Do you want me to? Seems unfair to you..." stocking: you could wrap your arms around me with the cloak too~ Kid: (smiles) "Yes." (puts the cloak around himself, crawls into the bed and reaches out to her) stocking: *she grins and crawls over to him, sliding her pants off and sitting down in his lap* hehe~ Kid: "No pants? Well...that's not fair to you..." stocking: oh~? Kid: "Should I...take mine off?" stocking: if you want to. Kid: (slides his pants off, the pants rubbing against her panty-clad bottom as he gets them off and throws them off the bed. he then removes his socks) "You can keep your stockings on--I just, you know, wanted the socks off..." stocking: if you want, we can keep our underwear on. *she sits back in his lap* Kid: "That's fine with me." (puts his arms around her waist, leans his mouth to her ear) "Thank you for being here" stocking: of course kid. Kid: "You were beautiful before, you are beautiful now." (kisses her neck) stocking: ahh~ Kid: "Your breasts look...incredible." stocking: *she smiles* did you, want to touch them? Kid: "Would that be okay?" stocking: ...y-yeah.... i feel much more comfortable now. Kid: (gulps, reaches around...and just touches the tips of his fingers to her breasts) stocking: hehe~ kid, they arent gonna kill you. Kid: "Well, I am a Shinigami." (smirks) "My touch could be fatal." stocking: you've touched me hundreds of times before, and im still here, arent i? Kid: (rests the palms of his hands on her breasts) "Yes. And I want you to stay here, in this moment." (massages her breasts) stocking: *she gasps and shudders, blushing* a-ahhh~ Kid: "Too much?" stocking: d-damn... if you keep this up, i might want to take things even further... and im not sure if im ready to... Kid: "I...would not mind waiting for a step further...Do you want me to stop massaging? Maybe just...hold them? Or not?" stocking: *she sighs* im not sure what i want... Kid: "Stocking...Could you turn around, to face me? Please?" stocking: *she nods and does so* Kid: (puts one hand on her thigh, one hand on her face) "I follow your lead. You're in charge. If you find something that you want, tell me. I'll wait." stocking: *she smiles* thanks kid.... right now, i just want to be close to you. Kid: (lies down, bringing her down next to him) "Like this?" stocking: yeah... *she snuggles up to him, pressing her breasts to his chest* heh....ive had dreams like this....with you... Kid: (smiles) "So have I. This is what I have wanted for so long." stocking: kid.... *she kisses him* Kid: (kisses back, hands along her waist) stocking: mmmm~ Kid: (his hands shift to her bare back, feeling the indentation of her bra) stocking: you're warm... Kid: "So are you...Do you...feel turned on?" stocking: to be honest...y-yeah.... *she blushes* Kid: (puts a hand to her face again) "I follow you. Not until you tell me." (pauses) "May I...Ask to do one thing?" stocking: what is it? Kid: "I've never touched your...butt when it was in panties. May I rest a hand there?" stocking: s-sure... Kid: "O-Okay. Just rest." (places his right hand over one cheek) "Not...massage. Just touch." stocking: *bluuush* Kid: "Should I let go?" stocking: only if you want to... Kid: "I'd...like to leave it there. And I'd like to kiss you. And fall asleep in your arms. May I?" stocking: of course kid. Kid: "Stocking...Do you know what your most beautiful physical quality is?" stocking: didnt we have this talk before~? Kid: (smiles) "The answer is still the same." stocking: oh you~ Kid: "Your eyes...so full of life." (glances down) "And your breasts are not bad, either." stocking: hehe~ Kid: (kisses her lips, then her neck) stocking: ahhh~ Kid: "Stocking...Please be here in the morning. Please hold me in the night. Let me feel your warmth all over me..." stocking: *she frowns and holds him close to her* kid... Kid: "What?" stocking:..*smiles* n-nothing, you just get to sleep. Kid: (kisses her forehead) "Good night, Angel." -the next morning- stocking: *she is awake, she smiles and kisses kid near his eyelids* Kid: (yawns, opens his eyes, smiles) "Angel." stocking: hehe~ Kid: "How was your sleep?" stocking: wonderful. Kid: (interlocks his fingers with hers) "Likewise." stocking: *she smiles and kisses him* Kid: (returns the kiss, then looks at her breasts) stocking: *blush* Kid: "They are beautiful...Heh. They're turning red, too." stocking: hmmm... *she leans in and kisses his chest* Kid: "Ah...Hmmm..." (bites his lower lip) stocking: hoho, seems the tables have turned~ *she continues kissing and licking his chest, tickling his sides and hips* Kid: "Stocking...don't stop..." (he is starting to get hard) stocking: *smirks and brushes her leg against his* dang, you have smooth legs... Kid: "Y-Yeah...Heh...That feels good, right there..." stocking: *she hesitates for a moment* hm..... Kid: "...We should stop, yes?" stocking: we could...or maybe...we could continue? your move. Kid: "What did you have in mind?" stocking: *she licks her lips and whispers into his ear* do you want me to rub it against you~? Kid: "...Stocking, wait...I...Sigh...I'd like to wait. And there's something I have to tell you." stocking: oh, ok.... and what did you want to tell me? Kid: "I...thought about the pace of our relationship. And I wanted to do the responsible thing. So, on this trip, in case we...were intimate...I brought...condoms." stocking:...... *nosebleed* ah....o-ok... Kid: (holds tissue to her nose) "We've seen each other topless, but condoms give you a nosebleed?" stocking: n-not them but...j-just the thought of....doing that with you....huehue~...i'll admit, i drooled a little when i saw your without your shirt. Kid: (smirks) "Why, thank you." (sighs, more serious) "So, that's what I wanted to tell you. You deserve to know. If we are...to engage in the rubbing of parts...I would feel much more comfortable if I used protection." stocking: kid.... of course. and if you dont feel like doing that, if thats going too fast for us, just let me know, ok? Kid: (nods) "I think it is too fast. I think it isn't fair to you when...when I didn't tell you I brought condoms. I'm sorry." stocking: yeah, i guess it is too soon for that.... *she hugs him* its ok kid, im not mad at you... Kid: (takes the hug) "Thank you." (inhales) "So, what do we do now?" stocking: what time is it? Kid: (looks at clock) "7:22." stocking: well, we better get dressed then. Kid: "And shower. You can use the bathroom first." -and so- Kid: (before exiting the bedroom, looks at Stocking in the sweater) "I can't say I don't miss seeing you sans sweater and bra." stocking: hehe~ Kid: "Shall we have breakfast?" stocking: who knows~ Kid: (smiles) "Are you teasing me?" (pats her shoulder) "I'll make waffles for you..." stocking: *she smiles* mio: morning nerds. Kid: (smiles at Mio) "Good morning! And isn't it a wonderful morning?" mio: its cold and im tired. Kid: "I'm sorry to hear that. Would you like more blankets in your room?" mio: *grumbles and walks to the game room* Kid: "Stocking, can you think of any way to cheer her up?" stocking: not really, i dont know her that well. Kid: "Maybe someone else here could help her. I could ask Liz and Patty." stocking: maybe... -at breakfast- Patty: *Yawn* "Morning, Kid! Morning, Stocking! Sleep alright?" Black Star: (chokes on water, struggles not to cough) stocking: yep, best sleep i've had in a while. Kid: (smiles) "Agreed." Maka: (stretches her arms) "Man, I'm starving. Soul, are you okay?" soul: im...f-fine... Maka: (raises eyebrow. "Okay. I'll ask him later.") Harvar: (coming downstairs, whistling. WHISTLING.) Harvar: (smiling) "Morning, everyone! How are you?" kim: !!! harv, are you sick? Harvar: "Just looking forward to skiing today! Right, Ox?" ox: *loud laughing* Black Star: "...Um...Tsubaki! How did you sleep?!" tsubaki: ok? Black Star: (nods) "That's good. 'Cause I need you to be at your most awesomest out on the slopes today! I'm gonna show you little people how an expert skiis! Yahoo!" kim: i think the cold is getting to everyone's heads... Jacqueline: "Good thing people like the 8th brigade and me are here--otherwise you all would get cold." kim: yeah... Jacqueline: (pokes Kim playfully) "Oh, thaw out! Today will be fun! Liz, you're looking forward to skiing, right?" liz: yeah, totally. Crona: "Iris? D-Does it hurt, to fall off skiis and into the snow?" iris: im not really sure... Anya: "If you do fall into the snow, just do what I would do: make an angel of snow!" stocking: ..... Maka: "It's 'snowangel,' Anya." Anya: (pouts) Kid: "Stocking?" stocking: i-im fine, dont worry. *smiles* Kid: (puts a hand over hers, small smile, whispers) "I understand." (to everyone) "I suggest we get these dishes into the dishwasher before we meet with the instructor. Black Star, Patty, Meme: please gather the heavier equipment together. Tsugumi, please make sure we have first aid kits." tsugumi: yes sir! *salutes* Patty: "On it!" (pulls Black Star by his arm) "Come on, Meme!" --Everyone Goes to Their Rooms to Dress Warmly-- Patty: (after putting the equipment outside) "Cute outfit, Sis!" liz: thanks. Patty: "How do I look?" (spins around) liz: you look great sis Patty: (hugs Liz, lifting her off the floor) "Thanks!" mio: cant i just stay in and pay mario and sonic olympic winter games? Anya: "Cease your complaining and follow us. The snow will be fun! So soft, so chilly, tickling your nose! You can ball it up, build people from it!" (takes Mio's arm) "Come on!" -and so- Maka: "Whoo! Chilly!" gopher: *muffled speaking* Arthur: "Pardon? Did you say something, Squire?" gopher: *muffled complaining* Arthur: "Um...Do you want me to help you into your skiis?" gopher: *muffled refusal* Arthur: "Well, what is it that you want? Do you want to go back inside?" gopher: *tries to nod* Arthur: (picks him up--and holds him under his arm, like a plank of wood, parallel with the ground) Patty: "Artie! You can't go now! We're about to go skiing!" Patty: "Someone! Stop those two!" kirika: *throws a snowball at him* Arthur: "Who threw that?!" Black Star: (throws another, this one hitting Gopher) gopher: *MUFFLED YELLING* Patty: (puts arms around Arthur, carrying him while he carries Gopher) "Back to the ski slopes with you, Tiny Gopher and Hottie-Hot Artie." (looks at Tamaki, smirks) Tamaki: (blushes) shinra: *smirks* Kid: (looks at Stocking) "That's...a very nice skiing outfit." stocking: thanks. its custom made. Kid: "It was worth it. Feel warm in it?" stocking: yep, it feels wonderful. Kid: (smirks) "Better than my arms around you?" stocking: *she smiles and whispers* well when you compare it to what we did last night, its freezing~ Kid: (chuckles, kisses her cheek) soul: *sweats* Maka: (glaring at Soul) "Okay. What happened last night?" soul: nothing really! Maka: "The 'really' is telling. What did you do, Soul?" soul: its not what _i_ did its....something someone else did... Maka: "???" soul: you dont want to know, trust me on this. Maka: (stares) "When this weekend is over, and we're back home, you're going to tell me. And if you did something wrong, you better fix it." soul: *acknowledging grunt* Anya: "Where is that blasted instructor? Who are they going to be?" -lets just have the instructor arrive- kirika: do you hear something? Arthur: "Like footsteps in the snow?" kirika: no more like....music? Kid: (sweats) "Oh no..." kirika: motherfuck... Black Star: "Who the hell invited him?" justin: GOOD DAY EVERYONE! THE INSTRUCTOR HAS ARRIVED AND I AM HERE AS A CHAPERONE! PLEASE UNDERSTAND! Everyone: o_o Anya: "It's the frightening Death Scythe of the Academy! Eek!" ao: oh?....he kind of looks like you... Anya: (intense death glare) "..." ao: !!! *sweatdrop* Harvar: "So Justin's the chaperone? There goes a lot of the fun of this trip." soul: *looks at kid* so much for your 'funtime' Kid: (eyes widen, whispers furiously at Soul) "What's that supposed to mean?!" soul:....*looks at black*star* .... Black Star: (sweating) "...We, um...know what you packed..." Kid: o_o soul:....bruh.... Kid: (glares) "We will discuss this later...as I throttle both of you for going through my luggage. Until then, you will both keep your mouths shut, understand?" soul: *nods* Black Star: (shrugs) "Yeah, fine." (shouts at Justin) "Can we get on with the instruction already?!" justin: ah, of course. *looks at the instructor* you may proceed. *he goes inside the lodge to get his room* Maka: (blissfully ignorant of Soul's conversation) "Come on, Crona! Soul and the instructor can show us how to ski!" soul: y-yeah, of course. i havent done it in a while so i may be a bit rusty... Maka: "Come on, it's like riding a bicycle, right? You'll pick it up in no time and show us how to do it!" Crona: "...But I've never ridden a bicycle..." -inside- gopher: *panting, still exausted from the warm winter clothes* Arthur: "It is hot in here..." (remove his sweater...then his shirt) "I could use a shower." gopher: im gonna throw myself into a snowbank... Black Star: "Oh, like those Polar Bear Club people? Sweet!" (takes off his shirt) "I bet I can stand the cold better than you chumps!" tsubaki: black*star please do not... Black Star: "Nope, this idea is too good!" (takes off pants and is in boxers) "Last one to jump into the snowbank loses!" Arthur: (smirks) "You're on!" (runs after him, taking off his pants, as he runs past Tamaki and Patty) Patty and Tamaki: (nosebleeds) maki: *covers iris' eyes* Maka: (to Tsubaki) "Your partner is an idiot." tsubaki:....*facepalm* Kid: "...Why are members of our group half-naked and jumping through the snow?" tsubaki: bad decisions mostly. Kid: "Ah. I should have known. I shudder to think how Justin will reprimand them." Kid: "Let's ignore this buffoonery. Anyone up for board games? Video games? Take in a film in the theater?" mio: games please! Kid: "Stocking?" stocking: sure, i heard that the game room has all the consoles. Kid: "Then let's play a game. Mio, which would you like?" mio: wiiu smash bros, 8 player mode. Anya: "Why is that tiny person labeled 'Villager' feel like they are staring into my very soul with their cold, dead eyes?" tsugumi: i think he looks kind of cute. Anya: (pouts) "Fine. If you like that character so much, I suppose I can play as them..." [ Kid has to be symmetrical so Mario? Maka is Link. Anya is the Villager since it sounds 'commoner' enough. ] mio: thats cause you can name the character in the game he is from. they call him 'villager' cause he lives in a village full of animals. [mio - mii swordsman, stocking - Lucina, tsubaki – Zelda/sheik, iris - kirby, maki – ness] Kid: "Okay, we have our players selected." (looks at Stocking) "Prepare to be defeated, love." stocking: you wish. Kid: (throttles Anya's Villager then sends fireball at Iris's Kirby.) iris: umm.. *presses a button and swallows the mario* oh no! Anya: "How dare you! I will not allow you to have this victory!" (fires Gyroid--that instead hits Maki's Ness) Kid: "Let go of me!" (extricates himself--but now Kirby has Mario's hat) maki: aww. iris: why does he have that hat? Anya: "I-I wasn't aiming at you, Maki!" (firework hits Tsubaki's Sheik) tsubaki: um, *teleports?* Maka: "Mio, you want to explain the hat?" (throttles Kid and throws his Mario off the platform) Kid: (desperately trying to double-jump back up to platform) mio: kirby, the pink thing, can suck up his opponents and copy their abilities. THE SMASH BALL APPEARS... stocking: ooohhhhhh!!! Kid: (respawned because he couldn't get onto platform) "Come on! Hurry, Mario!" Maka: "not today!" (slices at Smash Ball--sending it hurtling towards Iris's Kirby) iris: oh dear... Maka: "Hit it, Iris! Keep hitting it until you get its power-up!" Anya: (one Villager punch--and she has the Smash Ball) (devilish smile) "So, who's my victim...?" mio: ohhhh frick... Anya: "Small Josephines--attack Kid's mustachioed overall man!" Kid: "Oh no..." --The Nooks build their house around Kid's Mario, killing him-- Anya: "Victory!": Maka: (knocks Villager off the platform to their death) Anya: "Curses!" -who won in the end? Anya: "How on earth did Iris win?!" iris: i dont know... Maka: (pouts) "Button masher." iris: *frowns* maki: well, i think you did pretty good. Anya: "Hmm. My controller was broken. Stocking, back me up on this!" stocking: dont be such a sore loser. Kid: (pouting too) "We're not sore losers. We just wanted to win." stocking: *she kisses him on the nose* better? Kid: (blushing) "A little." maki: awwwww. Anya: (rolls her eyes) "Oh, joy. What, are the rest of us losers supposed to get kisses as consolation prizes?" shinra: do _you_ wanna smooch boyle? Anya: (blushes) "Absolutely not! When did you even get here?!" shinra: i was here the whole time. Anya: (sticks out her tongue) Maka: "Shinra, were you up for playing a round?" shinra: lets do this then! Maka: (grins) "Okay!" Anya: "Well, you can't have my controller! I intend to demolish you!" Kid: "Here, Shinra--take my controller." shinra: neat. *chooses captain falcon* -elsewhere- kirika: *watching a horror movie* Harvar: (looks in on the theater and the film) kirika: not that scary... Harvar: (pops up in seat behind her) "Yeah, I like old school horror myself." kirika: ?? yeah....i've seen scarier... Harvar: "I'm sure they have something scarier in the selection, maybe streaming, Blu-Ray, DVD. Hell, they even have a VCR here." kirika: i wasnt talking about movies.. Harvar: (deadpan) "...Oh." gopher: Q^Q Harvar: "...So, what kind of horrors have you seen?" kirika: some really fucked up shit... Harvar: "You ever see a monster turn itself inside out?" kirika: worse. Harvar: "And as it turned itself inside out, smaller versions of itself burst from pustules lining its internal organs?" kirika: maybe. but why would i tell you? Harvar: (removes his sunglasses, stares hard at her) "You show me yours, I'll show you mine. You tell me a story, I'll tell you one." (smirks) "And I have stories. Really good ones." kirika: alright.... one time i found this dead body. they were like nailed to the wall with their guts spilling out. some freak carved eyes into the poor bastard's stomach. Harvar: (leans forward listening) "Hmm." kirika: so i decide to poke the fucker for shits and giggles. and then...'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!' the guy starts screaming bloody fuckin murder! turns out he was only halfway dead. Harvar: (not moving) "Huh." kirika: yep, now you tell me yours. Harvar: "So, as I told you, that monster had its inner pustules explode. The stench...You imagine the worst smell you can, this combination of excrement, garbage, and rotting flesh. That was the smell that hit my nose, practically knocked out Ox. Still, Ox tries to electrify the beast--and all that does is cause the creatures to explode, dosing us in the juices of this creature. I had to bathe for a week to get that smell off of me--two weeks for Ox, since he wasn't in a weapon form like me. The creatures' claws were just ripping at my weapon form, and I could feel that sting each time. But the worst sound...was the howl." Harvar: (leans forward) "It still haunts my dreams, that howl. I don't know how to describe it. It was like the wail of a creature dying--played in reverse, with an echo." gopher: *crying in terror* kirika: thats pretty fucked up. Harvar: "Yeah. Still haven't found someone who can identify the creature." (leans back in the chair) "Pretty fucked up alright." kirika: yeah. Harvar: (smirks) "You're alright. So, what brought you all the way out here?" kirika: knowing my being here would piss off kid... its funny. Harvar: "Heh. It kinda is. But now that chaperon is here--so doesn't that make your presence here redundant? You know Justin is going to screw up Kid's plans for boning Stocking." kirika: yeah, well, that just means double the damage, right? Harvar: "True. But what else do you enjoy doing? You got an entire ski lodge for this weekend for skiing, snowboarding, video games, films, hot tubs. What are your hobbies? What else do you do with your spare time?" kirika: *shrug* *exits* Harvar: "Weirdo." (smiles) "But an interesting weirdo." gopher: *glaaaaaare* Harvar: (feels someone watching him, looks behind) "Yo. What's up?" gopher: *exits, staring him down the whole time* -elsewhere- kim: hmmmm... *playing some texas holdum* Jackie: (pouts) "I'm just no good at this game..." Arthur: "Kim, there is no way that someone is this good at card games. You must be a witch or something." kim: or maybe you just suck. Arthur: (joins Jackie in pouting) "That's just mean." kim: true though. Jackie: "There is such a thing as a sore winner, Kim. If only you were as good at manners as you were at card games." kim: *whistling* Jackie: "I find your behavior all the more annoying since it was you who could barely stay on her feet while skiing today." kim: *poout*.... ?? oh, hey j-law, what're you up to? justin: have you seen kid anywhere? Jackie: (sweats) "N-No! Not at all! We haven't even heard--" Arthur: "He's in the hot tub." Jackie: (glares) justin: ah...i-i see.... *he walks over to he door* kid? are you ok in there? Kid: (eyes widen) "F-Fine! Thanks for asking!" stocking: *silent* justin: thats good. well, when you're done in there, come see me. i brought your medication since you forgot it. Kid: (" 'Medication'?") "Will do! Thank you!" -after justin walked off- stocking: phew... that was close... Kid: "Yes, it was...Um...where were we?" stocking: *she kisses him softly* Kid: (returns the soft kiss) "Ah, that's where we were..." -one make out session later- Kid: (breathing heavily) "That was fantastic..." stocking: *laying in his arms* Kid: "How did you get to be such a great person?" stocking: i could say the same about you~ Kid: (smiles) "And we found each other..." stocking: hehe~ Kid: (leans to her neck, plants one light kiss there) stocking: ooh~ Kid: "Did that feel alright?" stocking: yeah... *she blushes* Kid: "And this..." (Kisses lower, where her neck meets her chest) stocking: *she moans softly* Kid: ("That would be a yes") "Or...lower?" stocking: i dare you~ Kid: (smiles) "Dare accepted..." (lowers to kiss just where her bikini top meets exposed skin) stocking: mmmm~ Kid: "Is this good? Or do you want to be kissed elsewhere?" stocking: like where~? Kid: "Under your bikini? Along your breasts? Your nipples? Or is that too fast?" stocking: *blush* if its you, then im ok... Kid: "Okay..." (slowly pulls along the bikini top on the right, exposing her nipple) "Ready?" stocking: *blushing more* o-ok...be gentle ok? Kid: "I will. If I do anything wrong, tell me to stop and just push me away..." (puts one gentle, soft, and quick kiss along her right nipple) stocking: *she shudders, biting her bottom lip to keep from moaning out* Kid: "Does that feel good? Would you...like me to...lick?" stocking: ah..i guess...its ok... Kid: (opens mouth a bit more and lets his tongue trace along her nipple, slowly, softly, deliberately.) stocking: nnnnn~ Kid: "Stocking...Would you...like to kiss my chest?" stocking: *she licks her lips and sucks his chest in several places, dragging her tongue along his nipples.* Kid: (bites his lip to keep from screaming with pleasure) "That's so good...c-could you make it more even? More symmetrical?" stocking: of course. *she does so* Kid: (low moan) "Stocking...This is making me feel so good..." stocking: hmm~ *she rubs her thumbs over his nipples* Kid: (puts his hands around her back) "Do you mind if I remove your top?" stocking: i was just about to offer that~ Kid: (smiles as he begins to untie) "We are of two minds..." (unties, and swiftly removes and tosses the top) stocking: *she starts kissing him again, pressing her chest against him* Kid: "Your breasts feel incredible, Stocking." gopher: *his head is pressed against the door, listening* Kid: "Does this feel good Stocking?" stocking: yes~ Kid: "May I play with your nipples"? stocking: ok. Kid: (pinches both nipples slightly but with exactly equal force) stocking: ha-aaah~! Kid: (gentle but insistent) "Shh...Don't want people to know..." (smirks) "But that makes this more fun." stocking: *whispers* ah, right... Kid: "This is kind of naughty, isn't it?" stocking: indeed~ Kid: "Stocking...You are so beautiful..." stocking: you too~ Kid: "Stocking...I...would love to see you completely naked...if not now, then whenever you are ready..." stocking: *she smiles and kisses him* Kid: (kisses back) "And if you...want me to be naked, feel free to ask..." stocking: of course... we'll get to that in due time... Kid: (smiles) "In due time..." (opens his mouth, leans his tongue to her chest, and traces it up between her breasts) stocking: *she sighs softly* Kid: (shifts one hand to her lower back, as he attempts a light bite over her left breast) stocking: *lightly moans as she runs her fingers through his hair* Kid: (licks where he bit) "Yes, I love the feeling of your fingers, Stocking...so nimble..." -maybe we should leave these two be for now~- Maka: "Justin, are you okay?" justin: hm? why yes, why do you ask? Maka: "It's just that you are here as our chaperone. But do you get to have fun this on this trip? I mean, I would hate if it just felt like you babysitting us." justin: oh, well i do appreciate your concern miss albarn, but i'm quite alright. Maka: (smiles) "Why not do something fun? I think there is karaoke here." justin: oh, but i really couldnt. Maka: (takes his hands) "Oh, yes, you can--" (drags him into the empty game room) "Come on, everyone! Justin's going to sing!" justin: oh dear... *sweats+screams internally* Anya: "Oh! You're going to sing, Mr. Law?" Black Star: "Awesome! Belt those tunes, man!" Arthur: "Singing? I would like to hear a song." Harvar: "I could use some music." Maka: (smiles) "Who else wants to hear Justin sing?!" -after that- iris: *pats his back* justin: t-thank you... TTwTT;; Maka: (claps) "That was good!" soul: he didnt....even do anything... Maka: "...Um...It was still good?" tsugumi: points for effort. Patty: (whispers into Maka's ear) "I'll make sure Kid buys you something expensive as a thank you. Think of the most expensive book you want, then ask him to buy it for you." Maka: (whispers back) "Thanks for what?" Patty: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) justin: ?? Patty: (whistles innocently) kilik: anyone up for some national lampoon? Maka: "The magazines or the films?" kilik: the christmas vacation movie. Maka: "Oh, neat! Put it on!" stocking: ah... Kid: "Stocking?" stocking: yeah? Kid: "Would you like to watch National Lampoon?" stocking: sure. i hear its really funny. justin: ah, kid, your medication is on the kitchen counter. Kid: "Oh, thank you. And I'm due for it. I'll be back in a moment." liz: seriouly, he forgot his....nevermind... Patty: (pats Liz's shoulder) "He's having a busy weekend, he was trying to plan a lot ahead of time..." liz:... *sigh* at least it will ease his night terrors a bit... Patty: (smirks, whispers) "That's not the only thing that'll ease them terrors..." (pulls Liz's head to look at Stocking) liz: oh yeah.... Patty: (whispers) "Best medicine, period." liz: ???? Patty: (whispers) "Imagine what they're doing behind closed doors..." liz:........*bluuuush* p-patti! Patty: (slaps hand over mouth, whispers) "Don't draw attention--or Justin will stop their fun." liz:...... Patty: "Let them have their fun this weekend." Kid: "Liz? Patty? What are you two doing?" liz: nothing! Patty: "How has your day been?" Kid: "Good. Um, Liz? Maybe you need to relax a bit. The hot tub may reduce tension." liz: sure, later... *sweats* Kid: (smiles) "Good. Let's go watch this film!" -one movie later- Patty: "Ha ha ha! That was hilarious!" Anya: "...Is this how Americans celebrate Christmas?" soul: more or less an exaggeration. Black Star: "You know, Christmas would be a lot better with more explosions." tsubaki: please dont. Kid: "Stocking? Liz? What did you think?" stocking: *shrug* stocking: say, there's costumes in the basement right? Kid: "Well, yes? Why?" stocking: ever played clue? Kid: "Yes, we did a few weeks ago." stocking: then why dont we play a live version of clue? Kid: "Oh! That would be fun! Why don't you announce it to the others?" stocking: hey everyone, whose up for a murder mystery game? Maka: (gasps, grips Soul's arm) "We are!" soul: uh, yeah sure. liz: sounds neat. justin: i suppose. Patty: "Yep! How many more people can play?" stocking: anyone who wants to can join. Crona: "I-I'd like to join." gopher: i think the costumes and props are downstairs... Kid: "Well, let's bring the costumes up! Everyone, please clear some space for people to sit and for the, ahem, 'game pieces' to stage the fake murder." -the costume and prop boxes are brought up- Maka: "So who will be each character?" Stocking: well, there's 28 people here.... so maybe we can add some? maybe characters from other versions of the game? Harvar: "I'll be Monsieur Brunette." liz: i'll go with... miss peacock. Maka: "I'll be David Stringer, journalist!" Patty: "Black Dog! Oh, wait, that's non-playable...Um...I'll be Roger Morgan--smut writer!" Iris: i suppose i could be the maid... Black Star: "Colonel Mustard!" Kid: "Max Gold." Justin: i shall be the reverend then. Ao: i'll go with madam rose. it might help to practice fortune telling. Anya: "Miss Peach--the southern belle!" Arthur: "Sgt Gray." (smirks at Shinra Ox: Mr Slate Grey, accountant. Crona: "Um...Captain Brown? A sea captain? Um...'argh'?" Tamaki: "Constable Jones." Jackie: (chuckles) "Dave the Hippie." (puts on wig and holds up peace sign) Shinra: Dr Prussian? kirika: prince azure, arms dealer. kilik: professor plum. Kim: i'll go with lady lavender. mio: i'll be mr body, that way i dont have to do anything... Meme: "Marieanne Kray, famed actress" soul: call me rusty, maki: mrs ho. anyone who laughs gets burned. Patty: (opens mouth to laugh--and everyone in the room covers her mouth) tsubaki: i'll just be mrs meadowbrook. gopher: i vote to be the butler! -tsugumi is princess fuchia, and stocking is miss scarlett- Arthur: (perks up) "Tsugumi is now a princess?" (bows before her, takes her hand and kisses it) ao: oh im sorry, did YOU want to be mr body? maki: boyle you just keep your filthy hands off my 2nd cousin... Arthur: (looks at Ao and Maki. Sweats. Releases hand, stands, hides behind Gopher) "Protect me, butler. Protect me." gopher: tch- some sergent _you_ are... Anya and Meme: (glaring, brandishing murder weapons) "And these are not props." iris: !!!!! w-whaaa? Maka: "No real weapons! We are using only props!" (lifts rubber dagger, jabs it uselessly at her chest) "See? I'm not stabbed! The thing is not going to go out my back tonight!" soul: y-yeah... Maka: "???" soul: just...be more careful with those things, ok? Patty: "So beside the dagger, we got the candlestick, the fake pipe, the fake revolver, the real rope--Wait, this rope may be useful later--" (tosses it to Stocking) stocking:.... *BLUUUUUUSH* liz: maybe we shouldnt let kid have the rope, ok? Patty: "Oh? And what are you gonna do with rope? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) " liz: patti... *she gives her a serious look* Patty: (sweats, takes rope from Stocking) "Back in the evidence box with you--back back BACK!" liz: *she sighs* (thinking: i know, it was a few months back but.....that...the fact he tried to.....no liz, dont think about that...) Black Star: (donning his outfit) "So, we starting or what?!" soul: y-yeah, lets get this started. stocking: first lets write some cards on who is the killer and victim, then draw randomly. no showing the cards now~ --Everyone writes their character and their name onto a card and hands them to Stocking-- stocking: ok. *she draws one name for each envelope, one name going to the murderer and one to the victim.* ok here are your envelopes. Patty: "Can we start? You know, we turn off the lights, have Mio play the corpse, then turn on the lights and all scream?" stocking: but the killer is random this time around. stocking: i mean the victim. mio: whaaaat? Patty: "So Mio is now playing not the body but 'Miss Body'?" stocking: ok everyone open your envelopes, no showing now~ --Everyone opens. Patty opens her mouth to reveal what she got--and everyone covers her mouth and doesn't look at her envelope's contents-- mio:.... *siiiiigh* screw it.... -the lights go off- ???: "AAAAAH!" -the lights turn back on, who is the first victim?- Patty: x_x (Dead) liz: *SCREAMING* mio: *laying face down on the floor, refusing to move* Kid: (obvious acting) "Oh, Patty--I mean, smut writer Roger Morgan, no." Maka: "Pst! Mio? You aren't dead." mio: dont care. Harvar: (takes feather, starts tickling Patty's nose. Patty looks pissed as she struggles to keep faking death) Black Star: "Who plays first?!" gopher: should we cremate her? *gets punched by liz* Kid: "We would have to cremate Liz as well for the symmetry." liz: NO! --One punch to Kid's arm later-- Meme: "Do we roll dice to see who moves?" kirika: *punches the other arm* there, happy now prince fussy-britches? Kid: "...Oddly enough, yes. Thank you." stocking: we can use this wheel to pick. Anya: "Wheel?" stocking: or we could just choose randomly by drawing straws. tsugumi: oh! like king's game? Anya: (claps hands happily) "King's Game!" stocking: *she gets the straws ready* ok, who's gonna move first? --Everyone draws straws— Crona: "O-Okay...Um...I think it was Professor Plum, in the Hot Tub, with the candlestick? Maybe?" Ao: no, i have the hot tub card here. Maka: "Who is the victim now?" -the lights go out- ???: "Aaaaah! I'm dead!" -the lights turn on- ox: *laying face down* Harvar: "...Huh." kim: rest in motherfuckin pieces. --They draw straws-- Patty: (Holds up a drawing of a straw) "Am I doing it right?" kirika: arent you supposed to stay dead? Patty: "...Oh." (collapses) x_x kirika: at the end of this, only two will remain, a killer and a survivor. who will last the longest? soul: i think kure's the killer. kirika: fuck you. Maka: "I got the longest straw! Um...How about Tsubaki, in the game room, with the rope?" shinra: no i have the meadowbrook card (ie tsubaki) Maka: "So it isn’t Tsubaki, and it isn’t the hot tub. Okay, turn off the lights." -the lights go out- ?????: "Urg! Stop killing me! Eeeeeek!" -the lights go back on- Meme: x_x (dead) Anya: "Meme!" tsugumi: at least she and mio-chan are together now, mio: *blushing violently* Meme: (lifts head) "Wait, what?" ao: *lightly pushes her head back down* Black Star: "So, who drew the long straw?" soul: me, and i think the killer is harvar. Black Star: "Harvar in which room with which weapon?" soul: in the theater with...the poison? Anya: (holds up the poison card) Kid: "Lights off again." --The Lights Go Off-- ???: oh goodness i have died! (obvious acting) --Lights Turn On-- justin: *he looks like he is laying in a coffin* iris: EEK! Black Star: (whispers to Kid) "You now are free to move about the bedroom..." Kid: (back-hand punches Black Star, knocking him to the floor) Jackie: "I got the longest straw. I pick Ao in the kitchen with the candlestick." maki: no, i got the kitchen, being the cook and all. Maka: "Could someone turn off the lights?" -lights out- ???: "No! No! Stay away from me! NOoooooooooOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!" -lights on- Black Star: x_x Kid: "Hallelujah!" (The deceased Black Star throws a plastic drinking cup at Kid's forehead) tsubaki: !!! Crona: "St-Stocking? Who has the longest straw?" iris: um...i think that maybe kid did it? you did seem angry with him...maybe with the candlestick in the dining room? Kid: "This isn't an actual murder!" (calms down, holds up candlestick card) Maka: "Um...anything else anyone wants to add? Or should I turn off the lights?" -lights out- ???: *SCREEEEEEAM* -lights on- tsubaki: X-X Maka: "Tsubaki! No!" Harvar: (shrug) tsugumi: i think it was harvar with the knife....in the basement? Harvar: "..." Tamaki: (holds up knife card) "Looks like we'll know the weapon soon." -lights out- ????: "Ah!" -lights on- Maka: x_x Crona: o_O soul: no...no no no NO NO NO NO NO!!! *he's having a near panic attack* Crona: (clutches Soul) "Why?! Why does this keep happening?!" Tamaki: "I got the longest straw. SHINRA! MURDERER! MURDERER! MURDERER!!!" shinra:....no... *holds up the card* Tamaki: "...But you probably are aiding and abetting them..." Kid: "Sigh...I'll get the lights." --Lights Off-- ???: *shrieks* --Lights On-- ao: Xp Anya: "..." (struggling not to smile and laugh) kim: anya did it. most likely with the gun in the yard. Jackie: (holds up gun card) Anya: (still smiling wickedly) liz: ok then... -lights out- ???: "Back! Back, foul dragon! Back!" -lights on- Arthur: (on his back, holding up flowers as he lies dead) shinra: the king is dead. and there was much rejoicing. Anya: "Ha-zah! He is dead! My nightmare is over!" Patty: (moves, clasps a hand along Arthur's butt) shinra: hey tam, sorry about your boyfriend. Arthur: ("Kill me...Save me but kill me first...") Tamaki: (punches Shinra in the face) tsugumi: you know that noone is actually 'dead', right? Anya: "Don't ruin this for me!" maki: this could be anyone's guess. kim: what if it was several people like a big ol murder gangbang? stocking: *tense* can you please not phrase it like that? kim:.... *shuts up* Kid: (rests hand on Stocking's shoulder) "Let's say Harvar in the basement with the lead pipe." shinra: *holds lead pipe card* Anya: "So the weapon is either the Wrench or the Rope." -lights out- ????: *SCREEEEEAMS* -lights on- gopher: X^X Kid: (smiles) "Nice." kirika: i think its you, rope, and the game room. Kid: (sweats at mention of "rope" and "you") "Um..." kirika: what? liz: *glaaaare* Kid: "N-Nothing. I can't disprove this." kilik: i got the game room card. stocking: *rubs kid’s back* Kid: (holds her hand) "I'll...get the lights..." --Lights Off-- ???: "No! I barely got to say anything in this game!" --Lights On-- Jackie: x_x kim: harvar, with the wrench in the bathroom. Jackie: (sits up) "Aren't you going to show any concern that I just died?!" Kid: (puts her head back down) "Shh..." kim: i am, by blaming harvar. Harvar: "I can't disprove this." iris: i have the bathroom card Kid: "Stocking? Please hit the lights. I have a feeling our murderer will be revealed soon." -lights out- ??: GAAAH! -lights on- kilik: X.X tsugumi: oh no! kilik's been.....killed-ik! Everyone: "Seriously, Tsugumi?" tsugumi: Q.Q kilik:...... (thinking: ok thats was kiiiinda funny...) liz: i think you killed him, for the sake of making that pun. i think you used the pool to drown him. Kid: "Oh, drowning was an option?" stocking: i guess we can make this up as we go along? Patty: (sits up) "Then an elephant killed me!" Jackie: (pulls Patty back down)) Kid: "Tsugumi? Can you disprove this?" maki: i have the pool card here. tsugumi: thanks maki-chan... Kid: "I'll get the lights." --Lights Off-- ???: "But you're not really killing me, so why should I lie down?" Patty: "Just die, Crona!" --Lights On-- Crona: (lying down) "Um...I'm dead?" shinra: i think tamaki did it. burning alive in the foyer. Tamaki: "I can't disprove that...but screw you, you perverted pain in the ass." stocking: i have the foyer card. Kid: "Stocking, could you turn off the lights?" -lights off- ???: ACK! -lights on- maki: XpX tsugumi: MAKI-CHAAAAAN! Harvar: (small smile) "Those are the words of a murderer--trying to hide her role in killing her own relative. I accuse Tsugumi, in the dining hall, with the wrench." tsugumi: thats mean! -after a while, only kid, stocking, soul, anya, kim, and harver were standing- Kid: "So what happens now? Do we have a better sense who is the murderer?" -lights out- ???: "Ouch." -lights on- Harvar: "...I'm dead." soul: i says its kim, using the sryinge in the theater. Kid: "There's a syringe? And no one has disproven the theater yet." stocking: i have the needle. -lights out- ???: GAAHH- -lights on- soul: *laying next to maka* Maka: (blushing, screaming internally) Kid: "Okay. I accuse Anya with the wrench in the theater." kim: i have the theater card. -lights out- ???: "Hey, watch it! Let go of me!" -lights on- Anya: ("dead," clutched by Tsugumi and Meme) "Sigh..." kim: i think it was stocking, with a baseball bat in the yard. stocking: *holds up her own card* hehe~ -lights off- ???: IYAAAAA!!! ((things are about to turn really, really ugly)) stocking: *laying on the ground* Kid: (glares at Kim) \do you see what she has done?\ \someone like her should be punished~\ \just give in you your despair, your anger, your madness\ \make her pay make her pay make her pay\ kim: kid? are you ok? \KILL HER\ Kid: (inhales. Responds: "It's just a game, it's just a game, it's just a game...") (forces a smile) "I'm fine. "Stocking, you okay?" stocking:.... \do you really think you're the one in control~?\ Kid: "Stocking?" stocking:..... Kid: (inhales) "Um...Are you still playing the game?" (looks to Kim) "This is the game, right?" kim: o-of course it is...! \liar~\ Kid: "...Let me...um...Liz?" kim: kid?...w-why are you looking at me like that? stocking: *wakes up* kid?....!! k-kid! y-your mouth... Kid: (touches the back of his hand to his mouth) "W-What?" stocking:...n-nevermind, must have been a trick of the light... Kid: "Oh...Um...Where were we? I-I guess that means Kim is the murderer...with the wrench...in, let's say, the dining room?" kim: you got me. Kid: "Stocking? Who has the envelopes with the answers?" stocking: *opens it* yep, it was kim. -everyone gets up now.- Patty: (looks at Liz, concerned) Maka: "My, that was a long game...Soul, you, um, can let go of my hand now..." soul: wha....s-sorry... *he lets go* Black Star: "That was dumb. Like anyone could kill me that easily. Especially some weakling like Kim." liz: kid...i-i think maybe you should take your meds now... kim: *glaaaare* Kid: (blushing) "Right. Good game everyone. Thank you for playing..." (nervously scurries to the kitchen) -stocking and liz went with him- soul: that reminds me, i have to take care of something... *goes to his room* Maka: "???" Patty: (looks sad as Kid, Liz, Stocking go to kitchen) "Kid..." kilik:....why dont we watch some gameshows? Patty: "Okay..." -meanwhile- liz: you feeling any better? Kid: "A bit..." Kid: (has another sip of water) stocking: *gently rubs his back* Kid: "...I..." stocking: ?? Kid: "I'm sorry. I was…. I felt..." stocking:....?? Kid: "...scared." stocking+liz: *hugs him* Kid: "Thank you. Both of you." liz: well, they're gonna go watch family feud now, want to go with? Kid: "...I don't know." liz: well, you dont have to if you dont feel like it, if you want to rest then... Kid: (nods) "Rest." liz: ok... stocking: i'll go with him... liz: hey stocking...*whispers* make sure he doesnt try anything....bad, ok? stocking:...*nods* Kid: "Maybe lie down for a bit..." stocking: lets go back to our room then... *she acts as a support to walk him back* Kid: (holds onto her as they walk) "Thank you." -in their room- Kid: (lies down, back to the bed, facing up at the ceiling) stocking: *she lets him lay in her arms, the wings of her soul wrap around his own* Kid: (soft sound of sobbing) stocking: kid? are you ok? Kid: (shakes his head "no") stocking: *frowns and lifts him, letting him sit in her lap, holding him close.* if you need to let it out, go ahead... Kid: (sob) "I...was scared." stocking: *she rubs his shoulder* Kid: "Seeing you there? Almost motionless? I didn't bother to even sense your soul--I thought you were actually dead. How stupid was that, for me to be that dumb?" stocking: kid, you arent dumb. its my own fault for not saying something... Kid: "No, I'm sorry...I take things so seriously..." stocking:...*she sighs* its ok kid, im here now, ok? and im not going anywhere... Kid: (sniff) "I know. I just...got scared, and I worry that I made a fool out of myself, and I worry I scared Kim, and I scared Liz, and Patty, and you. I'm sorry." (crying) "I'm sorry." stocking: i forgive you kid...im sure the others do too... *she strokes his head* Kid: "Stocking? I'm still here, aren't I?" stocking: yes kid, you're right here. *she kisses him softly* see? Kid: (small, sad smile) "That's good. It's...better than how I would handle things like I did...before." stocking: do you want to talk about it or not? Kid: "...Yes. That medication I took?" stocking: yeah? Kid: "They’re Antidepressants." stocking: kid... Kid: "Long ago, when something bad would happen...I could not stop thinking about killing myself. With time, that stopped. It stopped with therapy, it stopped with medication, if I still thought about it, I could cope. I learned to cope." stocking: *her heart sank hearing this* Kid: "I do what I have to do to practice good mental health. Because I want to live, for as long as I can." stocking:.... *she hugs him tightly* Kid: "I focus on the moment I'm in, the task at hand...I focus on the relationships that make me happy. My family, my friends...the people I love." stocking: *she continues to listen* Kid: (moves his hands, returns her hug) "Thank you." stocking: how are you feeling now? Kid: (sighs) "Calmer. Still emotionally raw." stocking: i.. i think i still remember the tune from that music box... would that help? Kid: (nods) "Yes." stocking: *she slowly rocks him, humming the melody* Kid: (eyes slowly closing) stocking: *she still hums, stroking his hair* Kid: "zzz..." stocking: *she smiles, silently mouthing 'i love you'* Kid: (sleeps, his eyes relaxing, his mouth still a bit tense) -after a peaceful night of sleep- stocking: *still holding kid* Kid: (yawns, looks up) "H-Hi." stocking: *yaaawn* morning kid... Kid: "...You're here." stocking: yeah... Kid: (shifts, wraps his arms around her, kisses her lips, leans his forehead to hers) "That means so much to me." stocking: so do you... Kid: (small laugh) "Thank you..." (crying but smiling) "Thank you." stocking: *gentle smile and kisses the corner of his eyes on both sides* Kid: (silent for a moment) "You feel warm." stocking: mmm.... well, we have the rest of the day ahead of us. come on, lets see how everyone else is doing. Kid: "...I would feel better taking a shower first." stocking: sure. -later- Kid: (tugs on his sweater) "Comfortable. Not quite even, though." stocking: *evens it out a little* here. Kid: (smiles) "Thanks." Maka: *Yawn* "Oh, morning--" (yawns again) "Kid." liz: seems you two are up. Kid: "Oh, um...yes. *Ahem*" (stands up straighter, sounds more polished) "Maka, Liz. I am sorry for how I acted last night." Maka: "...Acted like what?" kim:.... Kid: (spots Kim) "For...being standoffish. I saw Stocking playing dead and, well, it had me worried, imagining that actually happening. I reacted badly. I'm sorry." liz: hey, all that's in the past now. *she pats his back* Kid: "Thank you. Most of all, I owe you an apology, Kim." soul: i wouldnt blame you... kim:...eh, water under the bridge.. Maka: "Soul!" Kid: "I-I hope so. Is there anything I could do to make it up to you, Kim?" soul: what? kim:.....$500 please. Maka: (tugs his arm) "Come on, you owe me breakfast." Kid: "...Seriously?" (smiles) "Well, you're your usual self." soul: jeez... kim: ^w^ Patty: "Kiddo!" (glomps him) "You're awake!" Kid: "Can't...breathe..." liz: patti, come on now! Patty: (lets go, Kid's eyes slowly recede back into his head) "*Gasp*" (breathes heavily) "So...where's everyone?" maki: hey, be thankful that catgirl didnt mistake your room for hers, leaving you to wake up with...those, in your face.. Patty: (blinks, looks at Liz) "Did someone invite Blair?" maki: who? Patty: "Nevermind. You mean Tamaki, right? Where's she now?" maki: *bluuush* shinra:.... Patty: "No, really, was it that bad?" maki: would you like to wake up to...having those smothering you? Tamaki: "What's all the commotion out here?" (walks out of a bathroom, with her bathrobe partially open, revealing...'those') Patty: (eyes widen, blushes) "I don't see a problem." justin:.... *SCREAMING INTERNALLY* soul: *NOSEBLEED* mio: ...bruh.... Tamaki: (looks at everyone) "What? You never seen a bathrobe?" (looks down at her robe, looks back up) "Well, stop staring! No worse than what I wear other times...And get a tissue for that toothy guy. Perv." (marches to her and Shinra's room) Kid: "...Huh." tsubaki: o-o; kim: whats her problem? Patty: " 'Those.'" (nudges Shinra) "Want to switch rooms?" liz: PATTI! Kid: "Liz, let's get your sister some breakfast, before she does something stupid." -later- Kid: "How was your meal, Stocking?" stocking: good. *she smiles* Kid: (slices another piece of french toast) "Mine as well. Would you like a bite?" stocking: sure. Kid: (holds fork to her mouth) stocking: aaah~ Kid: (squirms a bit but smiles) Kid: "You...seemed to like it." kirika: ewww barfsville! stocking: *glare* Kid: (flicks a piece of toast at Kirika) kirika: *eats it and flips them off* Kid: (frown) "Best not to let certain individuals make us lose our appetite, especially since we have a big day ahead of us." liz: yeah. Patty: "What's on the agenda today?" kim: looks like snowboarding. Patty: "Awesome!" -and so- Kid: "Well, I already handle a skateboard, so a snowboard will not be difficult." stocking: do you want to show me? Kid: (smiles) "Always. We're already bound to our boards, so we just have to get on the ski lift...now!" stocking: ah! haha! Kid: (chuckles) "When we get to the top, you'll let gravity do the initial work. Have your front foot pointing down the hill, apply just a bit of pressure to that foot to move forward." stocking: right. Kid: "Go ahead. I'll follow." stocking: *breaths, once she gets to the top, she heads on down, using her wings, while invisible, to give her a boost.* Kid: "...Okay, I'll hurry to catch up!" (bends knees while back straight to follow) stocking: *smirks* Kid: "You're very good!" stocking: beginners luck~ Kid: "Let's try turning. You'll want to slow down--starting with those wings..." stocking: how did you know i was using them? *hides them* Kid: "Beginner's intuition..." stocking: *smirk* Kid: (smiles at his angel) "Keep your back straight and your knees bent. Now lean your body into the side of this next slope, putting your weight on one edge of the board. And keep redistributing your weight as you turn." stocking: right. Kid: (inhales, calms himself as he does a few turns back and forth) "See? How about you?" stocking: doing good- woah! i-i got it i got it. Kid: "You sure?" stocking: yeah. Kid: "Let's go a bit further, then we can try going over a small ramp..." stocking: *she nods* Kid: "Turn to that flat spot. We'll stop here for a second. Turn your board perpendicular to the slope, and at the same time, lean back on your rear foot to lean back into the stop." stocking: ok. *she does that, but ends up falling on her butt* ah! Kid: (comes to a stop in front of her, leans down with hands out to help her up) stocking: thanks, hehe... Kid: "Don't want you sitting on the snow too long..." (whispers) "that hotness you have would melt the snow..." stocking: oh you~ Kid: (kisses her cheek) "Ready to try a small jump?" stocking: yeah. Kid: "Okay. We're going to stay here, not move, to practice. Crouch, keeping your chest up and shoulders back. Then straight up and land so that your knees bend down again, as if you are still moving down the slope." stocking: ok. *she does that* Kid: "Good jump! Let's try going down the slope again and do a few small jumps." stocking: ok. Kid: "Okay...Keep chest up, shoulder back...Now...Jump!" stocking: hup! Kid: (lands) stocking: *she lands as well* Kid: "Good! Want to try again?" stocking: one more time for good measure. Kid: "And...Jump!" stocking: hah! Kid: "Okay?" stocking: so far so good. Kid: "We're approaching the end of this slope. What would you like to do next? stocking: lets do this then! Kid: " 'This'? Another slope?" stocking: i mean, lets head to the end of the slope then... Kid: (smiles) "Okay!" -after that, she lays on her back in the snow- stocking: i think the joke speaks for itself. Kid: "Not until you actually make one, Stocking..." stocking: *moves her arms and legs* how about now? Kid: "Perfect! But I think that angel looks lonely..." (collapses in the snow, creates a snow angel) stocking: wouldnt it be a snow reaper? Kid: "Hmmm..." (sits up, puts his fingers into the "head" of the snow angel, putting in three holes and then drawing the shape of his father's mask) "Now it is!" stocking: hehe~ Kid: (smiles) "How did you like your snowboarding practice?" stocking: it was really helpful. Kid: "I'm glad. Was it enjoyable?" stocking: *she nods and lays on top of him* Kid: (sighs, closes his eyes) "This is nice..." stocking: *she gazes into his eyes lovingly. Patty: "SNOWBOARD FOR YOUR LIVES!!!" Black Star: "Yahoo!" Kid: (eyes break open) "...What do you see, Stocking?" stocking: gah! stocking: WATCH IT YOU TWO!! *pouts* (Black Star kicks up snow--which covers Stocking) stocking:...... oh revenge will be had....i say we freeze his underwear. Kid: (pushes snow off his face, then brushes it off Stocking's shoulders) "Agreed. He's had that coming for a long time this trip..." stocking: ohohoho~ Kid: "Oh, you look ravishing when you're wicked..." stocking: is that sooo~? Kid: (hand to face) "You know it." (brushes her lips) stocking: why wont we go warm up from the cold~? Kid: "Let's." -inside- Kid: (pulling off goggles and scarf) "Ah, warmth..." stocking: *removes the boots and hat* kid, i think the zipper on my snowsuit is stuck. Kid: "I'll get it." (approaches the zipper at her neck over her chest) "Hmmm...Let me try something..." (from the table, takes a bit of hand lotion and drops it onto the zipper) "And..." (tugs down on the zipper) -ziiiip- stocking: ah~! Kid: (blush) "...Um..." stocking: want to know a secret, it wasnt really stuck~ Kid: "You naughty vixen..." stocking: hehe~ are you going to punish me~? Kid: (takes her chin in his hand) "Tell me, what punishment would best suit you...?" stocking: hmhm~ *she whispers some things into his ear...i'll leave it to your imagination~* Kid: (smirks but blushes) "I would have to punish you in a...private space...Should I escort you to our room?" stocking: *she nods and heads off* you’ll have to catch me first~ Kid: "Challenge accepted!" (follows her)

-in the room, she's hiding. it seems her luggage has been moved around- Kid: "Where are you, Stocking?" (looks under the bed) "Or I could just sense where your soul is and conclude this chase..." -mewling can be heard from the closet- Kid: "Oh..." (unbuttons his shirt as he approaches the closet doors; has it completely unbuttoned as he opens the doors) "A-ha!" stocking: nyanya~ *she had cat ear hairclips, a cat tail, and black, feathery, lingere* Kid: (frozen) "My God...Where were you keeping this?" stocking: my luggage, duh~ Kid: (dumbfounded) "Oh God..." (lets a finger approach her collar--and jingles the bell) -ringring- stocking: hehe~ Kid: "I think someone has been a bad kitty..." stocking: *looks up at him licking her lips* Kid: "How should I punish you, kitty cat?" stocking: however you like? there's some...'play-things' in that one bag in my luggage. Kid: "Shall I open that bag?" stocking: *nods* Kid: (opens the bag...and blushes harder) "Christmas came early..." -i'll leave the bag's contents to your imagination~- Kid: "So, does the kitten like to be spanked?" stocking: *nods enthusiastically* Kid: (sits on the bed, curling his finger) "Come." stocking: *blushes and crawls on all fours to him* Kid: (leans down, strokes a finger under her chin) "Nice pussy..." stocking: *looks down his body, panting* Kid: "Over my lap. Now. You will be spanked, you naughty kitten." stocking: *she gets up and lays over him, shaking her rear slightly* Kid: (pulls back a hand, letting it hang up to build the tension, to make her wait, to make her want it--and then lets his hand smack her ass) stocking: ah~! *she yelped as he struck her behind* Kid: "W-was that too much?" stocking: i-its fine... *she blushes* (thinking: so naughty, yet still so innocent...) Kid: "Again?" stocking: yeah, i love it rough~ Kid: (smile) "Good." (again lets the hand hang--then spanks her, a bit harder) stocking: ahhhhh~! Kid: "Meow for me, you naughty cat." stocking: nyaaaa~n! Kid: "One more spanking should do it..." *spank* stocking: nya-AHHHHH~! -outside- kilik: did you hear something? Patty: "...Nope! Nothing!" Black Star: (sweating, Patty tugging his ear) "Nothing! Nope!" -back inside- Kid: "Stocking...Would you like me to kiss it, make it feel better?" stocking: or, do you want to do something else to me~? Kid: "Oh, there are so many things I want to do with you, kitten--you have to be more specific..." stocking: *she whispers something into his ear* Kid: "...Oh, I...would be most interested..." stocking: hehe~ Kid: "...Stocking...Really? I would like to...see the mark I left on you..." stocking: *she blushes and shows off her rear* stocking: good thing this is a thong~ Kid: "That...is quite a sore mark..." (lightly kisses the mark) stocking: iyaaa~ Kid: (kisses again, and licks a bit) stocking: ah... now...a-about that thing i just told you... Kid: (picks her up, lies her down on the bed, stares at her) "You start..." stocking: *she reaches into the bag and puts a gag on, nodding for him to move next* Kid: (removes his pants but keeps his boxers on) "I'm going to...That is to say...do you want to still be able to move? Or be bound?" stocking: *slips the gag off for a moment* there should be some restraints in the bag... *she puts the gag back on* Kid: (removes the restraints, and secures Stocking's wrists to the bed's headboard, then her ankles to the base) "Are you okay?" stocking: *she nods* Kid: (gulps) "O-Okay..." (removes a vibrator from the bag) "...Would you like this?" stocking: *nods excitedly* Kid: (smiles) "Kitten, I'm going to make you purr..." (leans into her neck, and begins to kiss and suck) stocking: *muffled sighs of delight* Kid: (as he kisses her neck, unties her lingerie behind the neck, sliding it down) stocking: *blushes as her chest is now exposed* Kid: "No need to blush, cat--you are beautiful..." (kisses above her cleavage) "Ev- (kisses one breast) ery- (kisses the other breast) where..." (licks along one nipple) stocking: *shivering with delight* Kid: (holds her hips and kisses along them) "Do you like this, Stocking?" stocking: MMMMMMN~!! Kid: "If you want me to stop, please, summon your wings..." (turns on the vibrator, bringing it just close to her face) "Because I might take a while..." stocking: *muffled: thats no good, cause that might be a sign of arousual for me~* Kid: "Then tell me to stop. If for any reason, tell me to stop, and I will. Okay?" stocking: *she nods* Kid: (kisses her forehead. smirks. turns off the vibrator but brings it to his mouth, and licks it up and down) stocking: *blushing* (thinking: so hot....if i were a guy....huehuehuehuehue~) Kid: (the saliva lingers on the vibrator, as he brings it to her right nipple--and sets the vibrator on low speed) stocking: nnngh~ Kid: (at the same time, pinches her other nipple, massaging her breast) stocking: *shuddering with delight* Kid: (kisses her belly) "I never tell you this...but you are so soft...your abs..." stocking: *muffled; you mean my squish right?* Kid: (chuckle) "Abs, squish, whatever..." (Looks up at her) "You are beautiful. From body to soul." stocking: *she smiles and blushes* Kid: (sees her thong, sees the mound there...lightly kisses the fabric right over) stocking: *moans loudly as her hips jerk violently* Kid: "Shh...Easy, kitten..." (stares at her thong) "Should I stay above the fabric? Or do you want these off?" stocking: *muffled: n-not sure....* Kid: (brings the vibrator to his hand, holding it to her mound) "Maybe this can convince you..." (he turns it on low) stocking: *she screams as her hips tremble* Kid: (positions himself, puts a hand over her mouth) "Let it out, Stocking...Let it out..." (shifts the vibrator a bit towards her clitoris) stocking: MMMMMMNH~!!!! Kid: "God, Stocking...the things you're doing to me..." (keeps the vibrator to her clitoris and his hand over her mouth as he takes a small bite near her right nipple) stocking: *she moans loudly until she squirts* Kid: (feels the squirt, removes his hand from her mouth, puts it to her wetness...touches it...and licks it) stocking: *muffled* ah... i made a mess.... Kid: "Let me clean it up..." (lowers himself to her, and starts licking through the fabric, along her thighs) stocking: mmmmng~ *she raises her hips* Kid: "Please, Stocking...let me see it..." stocking: *muffled* o...ok.... Kid: (moves up to her face, kisses her forehead) "Thank you..." (he returns, and slowly lifts her at her hips, coaxing her to lift up so he can remove her thong) stocking: *she does so* Kid: (deliberately, slowly removes her thong, at an agonizing slow pace to increase her tension. Then he sees her womanhood, and it is...) "Beautiful." stocking: *blushing brightly* Kid: "Stocking...You are so beautiful..." (kisses her mound) stocking: *she moans loudly* Kid: (kisses away the wetness along her...then licks over her slit) stocking: *muffled* AHHHHHHN~ k-kiiiiid~! Kid: "Should we stop?" stocking: *muffled* o.....only if you want to.... Kid: "...There's one thing I want to do..." (turns on the vibrator) "May I...put it in?" stocking: *muffled* ok....let me cum, then we can see where it goes from there... Kid: (repositions himself, so he is to her side) "I will make you cum..." (strokes the vibrator along her slit) "...I hope more than once..." stocking: *she shivers, aching for it* Kid: "You want it, don't you? Your body is screaming for it, isn't it?" stocking: *muffled* yes~! Kid: (as he kisses into her neck, slowly slides the vibrator into her) "Say it again..." stocking: *muffled* oh god yes kid! put it in already! i want it so fucking bad! Kid: (slowly, deliberately, puts the vibrator fully into her--and only then, does he bite her neck and at the same time turn the vibrator up to its highest speed) "Stocking..." stocking: *she screams at the top of her lungs, her hips jerking all over the place* MMMMM~!!!! Kid: "Cum, Stocking. Cum for me, Love. Cum for me..." Kid: (rubs her clitoris with his other hand) stocking: *her body is convulsing like crazy, her eyes practically rolling to the back of her head as she screams* Kid: (kisses her hip as he lets the orgasms take her and lets them subside) "Stocking..." stocking: *her cum starts squirting all over his hand and the bed* Kid: (lets the cum squirt onto his hand) "Stocking..." (eases the vibrator out of her, lowering its speed as he does) "My kitten...my angel...my love..." stocking: *muffled* KIIIIIIIIIIIIID~!!!!!! Kid: (removes the vibrator from her, plants his hand over her to keep working her clitoris and her vagina--but removes her gag, and plants his mouth over hers, muffling her screams with an open-mouth kiss) -outside a tiny avalanche covers arthur and several others up to their noses in snow- Arthur: "...What just happened?" soul: *muffled yelling* Maka: "Soul? Where are you?" --Inside Kid and Stocking's Bedroom-- stocking: ngh~ k-kiiiid~! oh god kid~ dont stop~! Kid: (feels her spasms decreasing, her screams lowering) Kid: (keeps stroking her clitoris, but he is undoing her wrist straps) Kid: "Stocking...I'm so hard...Could you...help me?" stocking: s-stick your fingers inside.... *she reaches in and strokes him slowly* Kid: (does as commanded, starting with two fingers...as he tugs down his boxers) Kid: "The tip--start at the tip, Stocking..." stocking: *she plays with the tip* Kid: *groans* "I've wanted this so long...You are so beautiful..." (puts in a third finger) stocking: *her inner walls clench around his fingers* Kid: "Ah! You're close?" stocking: *she smirks and rubs him even harder* Kid: (his eyes roll back) "Oh, yeah?" (he increases the pace of his fingering) stocking: *she closes her eyes, her tongue hanging out of her mouth as she goes faster on him* Kid: "You vixen! You minx! You--you--Ah--Ah--Ah!" (he ejaculates) stocking: oh god yes kid! i'm your little bitch! such a nasty little slut for you~! *she starts to squirt again* Kid: "This bed is such a mess..." (increases his pace, moving his other hand over her clitoris) "So if you're my slut, then cum for me...You beautiful angel, you beautiful, beautiful goddess, cum..." stocking: *she's cumming all over* please master~ spray your hot sperm all over me~ Kid: (still ejaculating, has some fall along her stomach) "Oh, God, I'm sorry! I just..." (one last ejaculation) "Stocking!" Kid: (panting) stocking: *panting as well, as a little more cum squirts out of her* haaaaaah~ Kid: "God, your fingers are incredible...Do you know how long I've wanted to...finger you? And to have you bring me to orgasm?" stocking: *she's shuddering in pleasure* aahhhh, f-fuck....that....that felt amazing.... *she brings her hand back to her face and licks it clean* Kid: (snatches her wrists, holds them down, so he can kiss her) stocking: !!! *she blushes, moaning into the kiss* Kid: (keeps kissing, but lets go of her hands, his own hands finding their way to her hips) stocking: *wraps her arms around her, grinding against him.* Kid: (lets her grind, moaning with each thrust along him, his hands moving to her spanked backside) stocking: *she spreads herself open, grinding along the clothed shaft* Kid: (he is getting hard again, his shaft grinding along her bare slit. He matches her rhythm) stocking: *her nipples begin to drip milk* fuck, how is that even.... Kid: (surprised, his eyes look with fascination, as he lowers his mouth there...and licks it up) stocking: ahhh~ k-kid! you're fucking the milk right out of me~! Kid: (smirks) "I thought cats like milk..." stocking: d-drink me up~ Kid: (puts his mouth around his breast, feeding from one, then the other) stocking: feels so good~ Kid: "You are amazing...your body is amazing..." (licks the last bit off her nipples) "How's that?" stocking: grind into me... Kid: (keeps grinding) "Is this good?" stocking: ahh~ i-i already came twice now... that...that leaves 6 more to go~ Kid: (thinks, does the math, then smiles) "I may be a god...but even that's asking a lot from me." stocking: what, afraid you cant handle it~? Kid: "You're incredible...For you, I can keep going..." stocking: then prove it~ Kid: "Where do you want me to touch you?" stocking: anywhere you like~ Kid: (keeps grinding, while he cups her buttcheeks--and squeezes) stocking: ahhh~ d-do you want to use anything else in the bag? Kid: "I'm open to suggestions..." stocking: anything you want to use is free game~ Kid: (gets up, takes out of the bag a bottle of lotion) "How about this?" stocking: rub it all over me~ Kid: "...If I do...may I take off these boxers? No intercourse--just...it's hard to move around with my member at attention like this..." stocking: by all means~ Kid: (smirks, as he slowly lowers his boxers, revealing his full size) "How is it?" stocking: fuck...its as big as i remember it. Kid: "...I have wanted to see you naked in a bed for so long, especially since...that bath..." stocking: yeah.... i've been wanting the same thing since i saw you naked that one time, hehe~ Kid: (pours some lotion in his hands) "Part of me wishes we did this sooner...and part of me knows now is the right time..." (accidentally squirts some lotion onto the bedsheets) "We'll have to clean up later..." stocking: yeah, haha. Kid: (pours a bit of lotion along Stocking's shoulders and chest) "Sit up." stocking: *she does so* Kid: (he sits behind her. He puts his arms around her to guide her legs to sit cross-style. She can feel his penis along her backside, but he is focused on taking her breasts in his hands, massaging them with the oil) stocking: ahhhh~ Kid: (kisses along her neck) "So soon?" stocking: heh~ Kid: (rubs her nipples) "Your laugh is enchanting..." (feels her cat tail, still there, as it is against this penis) "Meow for me..." stocking: ny-nyaahhhn~ Kid: (one hand stays on the left breast, while the right hand moves agonizingly slow down her abdomen) "Are you a bad kitty?" stocking: y-yes~ Kid: (his right hand just brushes over her slit) "Does this pussy need to be pleasured?" stocking: *she nods* Kid: (his lips to her ear) "I need to hear it?" stocking: yes, pleasure me master~ Kid: (his two fingers start to slide into her, as he nibbles her left ear) stocking: ohh~ Kid: "Say you want this, Stocking." stocking: i want it~! Kid: "Say you want to be fucked." stocking: i want you to fuck me~! please fuck me like a little toy~ Kid: (his penis pressed against her back) "Good...But you are not a toy..." (he increases the pace of his two fingers) "You are a goddess. And I want to fuck you so hard that your screams make windows shatter..." stocking: *she smiles* kid...a-ahhh~ *she starts breathing heavily* Kid: "You are a beautiful woman..." (slides a third finger into her) "And I want to make you scream..." stocking; ah-AHHHHH~! Kid: "Good..." (bites into her shoulder as he quickens his pace) stocking: *her hips writhe like crazy* ahhh~ oh god kid~!! Kid: "You're close, angel." (his other hand is working one of her nipples) "Let's see if we can make more milk..." stocking: ahhhh! oh kid~! *some milk squirts out* Kid: "Lick it..." stocking: *she takes her breast and sucks on it* Kid: (he's getting harder) "That's so hot..." (inserts a fourth finger) stocking: ooooh~!! Kid: "What else can I do for you?" stocking: a-anything you like. Kid: "Hang on...get on your knees, with your butt towards me..." Kid: (he removes his fingers from her) stocking: ah.... *she shakes his rear* Kid: (kisses her still marked rear, as he rubs a finger along her vagina) stocking: ahhhhh~! Kid: (moves his kisses to her vagina) stocking: ah-AHHHH~!! Kid: "Do you know what 69 is?" stocking: y-yeah.... Kid: "Can we?" stocking: sure... i didnt even think you knew what that was, haha. Kid: (blushes) "I've...been interested in sex...with you for a while...So I read...a lot." (positions himself under her, so his penis is below her mouth and her vagina is above his face) stocking: ah.... like kama sutra and stuff? Kid: "Yes..." (kisses her slit lightly) "Of all things, Maka had a copy..." stocking: ahh~ *she begins to lick the tip* Kid: (he shudders) "So good..." (He lets his tongue's tip rest at her slit, then slide along it) stocking: ahhhhhn~! *she snares her tongue around him* Kid: "Ugh!" (spreads her lips, and starts to kiss) stocking: *she shivers, sucking the tip* Kid: ("She tastes so sweet! How is that?") (lips deeper, shoving his tongue into her) stocking: *she squirms more, taking more of him into her mouth* Kid: (feels the first wetness falling along his face. With free hands, he starts to stroke her thighs stocking: *she lifts up her head and sucks on his balls* Kid: (he loosens his mouth) "Oh, God..." stocking: *licking the shaft* Kid: (head falls down to the bed) "God, first the balls, now this...you're incredible! Ah..." stocking: *she rubs his balls as she bobs her head down on him* stocking: *she flinches, gripping the shaft tightly* Kid: "Oooh ~..." (Arc his hips, sending the shaft higher towards her) stocking: *she lowers her head down, sucking him up* Kid: "Keep it up...I'm so close..." (Uses his lower lip to stimulate her clitoris while his tongue stimulates her walls) stocking: a-a-aahhh~ *she bobs her head rapidly* Kid: "Ugh...Stocking! Faster! Please! I'm almost there...along the shaft...lick there!" stocking: *she does so, biting the tip slightly* Kid: (pre-cum and an initial ejaculate) "Ah!" stocking: *she hungrily drinks him up, and soon enough, releases her own* nnngh~! Kid: (laps her up, as he finished cumming in her mouth) "Take it all, Stocking...I'll take all you got..." (licks again to ease her out of her orgasm) stocking: oh-AHH! OH GOD KID! Kid: (keeps licking her up, seeing whether he can draw another orgasm from her) stocking: *she starts to suck him of even harder than before* Kid: (Getting hard again. He's even surprised. "Already?!") (redoubles his licking, faster, alternating with biting gently on her clit) stocking: take it baby, give me that juicy cum of yours~ Kid: (Getting harder, surprisingly close to cumming again. Smirks) "Stocking...you don't know what you're getting yourself into..." (bites on her labia) stocking: aa-ahn~! *she winces and squeezes his balls* Kid: "Ah! Gentle, please!" stocking: *she lets go and starts to suck on them* Kid: "Better..." (licks gently where he bit on her labia, tracing along, alternating between slower and faster rates) "Is that good?" stocking: oh god yes~ Kid: (continues massaging, followed by sucking on her labia, tugging on it with a loud pop) stocking: *her hips twitch* ahhhhh~ *she mewls loudly* Kid: "Come to me, kitten. Let's hear that meow..." stocking: n-nyaaaaah~ *she's dripping* Kid: ("Got her..." Licks her once more, deeply, slowly, letting the roughness of his tongue drag along her sex) stocking: *she moans loudly, sucking him off even harder* Kid: (panting onto her, his hot breath along her sex) "Almost..." stocking: AHHHHHHHH!!!!! *she squirts all over* Kid: (holds off cumming in her mouth, sliding his tongue along her clit as she squirts along his face and neck) stocking: *she sucks the tip and rubs the shaft quickly* Kid: (covering his face with his shoulder, whining) "So close...Massage my balls, gently..." stocking: *she leans down and kisses them, rubbing them* Kid: "Stocking...I'm almost there...So close..." stocking: *she rubs the shaft as she sucks them* Kid: (precum) "I'm cumming..." stocking: *she rubs her thumb against the tip rubbing the precum into the skin* Kid: (eyes roll back) "Ah!" (ejaculates) stocking: *she licks the cum up* ah...that felt great....can you keep going? Kid: "Yes...But Stocking? I have some ideas for what we can do next..." stocking: like what? Kid: (takes her shoulders, flips her down on the bed, and looks into her eyes) "Stocking...May I enter you?" stocking: !! its....a bit soon for that....dont you think? Kid: "Not now...but when you are ready?" stocking: maybe.... did you want to stop? Kid: (shakes head no) "But I want to think of what to do next...We're both sweaty, so when we're done, we'll need a shower...And have you seen that massaging showerhead?" stocking:..... *nosebleed* w-we should wash the sheets off too... h-hide the evidence.. seeing as both a priest and a nun are here... Kid: (blushes, nods fervently) "Yes, we should." (smirks) "But we're not done yet..." (leans his head towards her neck and bites) stocking: ahhhh~ Kid: "Stocking...I saw those beads in your luggage..." -why dont we just skip to where they finish- stocking: *panting + shuddering* ahh... damn,...what time is it? Kid: (looks at clock) "6:32. We should really get dinner...But shower first." stocking: yeah, and clean all this up. Kid: "The washer and dryer are in the basement..." (smooths her hair) "And we look...like we just had sex for hours." stocking: yeah, haha. Kid: (gets out of bed, removes her cat ears, removes her cat tail picks her up bridal style) "Stocking...You are a dirty girl, who needs a good cleaning..." stocking: ahhh~ Kid: (takes her into the bathroom, sets her down) "Start the shower..." stocking: *she turns it on* -meanwhile- Patty: (sweating nervously, drinking big glass of water) soul:....bruh.... *they all heard...everyone heard...except iris and justin, they went to the nearby town to gather supplies* Crona: "...I feel uncomfortable..." kirika: yes, the mind can in fact vomit. Maka: (blushing) "I never heard such noises. I-I cannot imagine it...because I've never read anything like that." (beat) "Ever." Tamaki: (grimacing) "Just disgusting." mio: *nosebleeding* tiiiight. Meme: "What did you say, Mio?" mio: nothin... *sweats* gopher: uhehehehehe kirika: dude! Arthur: "Yes, Squire, it is rather horrendous to get such glee over a man taking a woman's virginity." Anya: (throws a very large chair at Arthur's head) shinra: i feel weird.... liz: *horrified* Tamaki: "You are weird! Pervert!" soul: lord death is never to know about this.....ever.... Patty: "Could you all stop?! Just stop! Just imagine what they're going through! What they're going to think when--if--they find out! Just--Just let them have their privacy!" (covers her face) soul: woah, take it easy there. Harvar: "So, hypothetical, if someone happened to record the audio..." Everyone: YOU WOULDN’T! –knocks him out- Patty: "Now that Harvar is dead...Sis? What are we going to do?" liz: he's not dead sis, he's just unconcious... -in the shower- Kid: (massaging body wash over her body) stocking: ahhh~ your hands feel so good kid~ Kid: "Where do you want them?" stocking: anywhere you want~ Kid: (puts his hands along her shoulders) "Do you feel tense?" (massages) stocking: *she sighs contentedly* Kid: (kisses the back of her neck as he massages her shoulders) "Stocking...I am impressed with you..." stocking: *blushes* oh~? Kid: "You have shared so much with me today, this week...Thank you." stocking: of course, babe. i feel a lot more comfortable with you than ever, so thanks for that... *she smiles* Kid: "Stocking...It took bravery to do what you have done...And I am grateful. And I appreciate you because...that was my first time doing anything like that..." stocking: ah... *she hugs him* kid....if i went too far with anything, i apologize... Kid: (smiles) "No, you didn't...but I will say, the cat ears were surprising...You were planning for us to...be intimate this weekend, weren't you?" stocking:...in an extreme circumstance... *she blushes* Kid: " 'Extreme'?" stocking: if i felt....really....really in need of it.... Kid: "Stocking..." (turns her around, kisses her forehead) "You felt you _needed_ to be intimate with me?" stocking:...*she nodded*.... Kid: "...I felt the same. It was why I bought those condoms...and I'm glad I did, to be safe." (draws her into a hug, holding her, bringing his chest to her breasts) stocking: *she hugs him back and cries slightly* s-sorry....i just got....really horny and.... i lost control of myself... Kid: (strokes her hair, letting the showerhead wet it) "You have nothing to apologize for. I don't think you lost control. Everything you wanted, I wanted. I never said stop--I said, let's do it." (smirks a bit) "You weren't the only one who was really horny..." stocking: kid....do you think...that was going too fast for us? Kid: "...Maybe? But we wanted to do this, didn't we?" Kid: "And we did it safely, didn't we?" stocking: i-i guess...im still really sorry... Kid: "I forgive you, because I enjoyed it, and I wanted it." (pulls her back) "Did you...want that? What we did?" stocking: i guess.... part of me did...the other part.....i was scared.. Kid: (draws her back into a hug) "Stocking...whatever you want, I'll do...Do you...feel uncomfortable being naked with me right now?" stocking: well, we arent actually doing anything...so i guess its fine... Kid: "Okay..." (kisses her cheek) "Let's finish our shower, put the sheets into the washer, and back some dinner, okay?" stocking: yeah... maybe...when we sleep in the same bed...we can just do it in our underwear....is that ok? Kid: (smiles) "Yes, that is good." (kisses her other cheek) "Because any time I'm with you, I'm happy. I'm happy to know you exist, Stocking. I am happy you are alive." stocking: *she kisses him, crying tears of joy* Kid: (crying a bit as well, holding her in his arms)