#yesth

[rammyroe]

cracking pair of tits megatron

[fear-no-mort]

grrrr

[torchiiko]

guys GUYS HES THERE NOWHES OFFICIAL

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[alexlwrites]

𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭

Namjoon x Reader

✿ 𝑨/𝑵: Just a silly little thought

°•. ✿ .•°

“Yourethpretty” the guy with the open mouth and wide crossed eyes said beneath the harsh lights in your office. 

“Thank you” you laughed, watching the anesthesia kick and his consciousness fade. Jungkook, your patient, had been worried about getting his wisdom teeth removed, but you had assured him that the procedure was quick and mostly painless, if a bit uncomfortable.

And quick it was. Soon enough Jungkook was stirring and coming back to his normal self.

Well, almost. 

“Yourethpretty” he repeated in a slurred manner and you thanked him again kindly “You know, my dad isth single.”

“Really?”

“Yesth” his voice was solemn as if discussing a matter of great importance “I think you should take him outh.”

At this point, you were having a hard time holding back your giggles “Based on your age, he might be a bit too old for me.”

“No!” he exclaimed, exasperated, almost knocking your tools “Not my dad, dad. Like, my work dad.”

“Your…Work dad?”

“He actsth like he doesn’t want a girlfriend but now that Hyung isth engaged, I can see…” his eyes went cross again and it didn’t seem like he could actually see anything really “He’s lonely” he whispered at last. “So I’m trying to find him someone and you’re really pretty.”

“So I’ve been told.”

“So… Will you go out with him?”

“Jungkook…”

“He’sth tall” he continued, set on selling you on the idea of becoming his… Work step mother, you supposed “big dude. Big man titties.”

“Jungkook!”

“And he readsth! Poetry! He’sth a feminist!”

“Jungkook…”

“He’sth clumsy because he’sth gangly like one of those gasth station inflatable tube man that goes SWOOSH!” 

At this point, you were actively holding down your patient, but you couldn’t lie and say you weren’t intrigued. Your last few dates had been nothing but a bust, ending with you jumping through the italian place’s window to hide in your bed and rewatch Ocean’s Eight and hold back a sob, so the idea of a tall, muscular man that read poetry caught your ears.

Alas, Jungkook was still flopping around under you and that demanded that immediate attention. “Jungkook!” you called, trying to hold the much stronger man down as he very avidly replicated the contemporary dance moves of a wacky waving tube man. “Jungkook, please stop moving, you’ll hurt yourself… Ok, ok! If you stop moving, I’ll go out with your dad.”

“He’s too old for you!

“Your work dad!”

Jungkook froze. “I’ll hold you to that.”

“Jungkook” someone called from outside before the door opened, revealing a tall man with shaved hair on the sides and a shirt stretching dangerously across his pecs. “Sorry, the secretary said I could come in. I’m Namjoon, I’m here to take him home.”

You shared a look with Jungkook, who wiggled his eyebrows suggestively, drool still coming out of his half open mouth. 

“Yeah, you can hold me to that.” you whispered.

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[logolepsy-babble]

Casual by Chappell Roan feat. My Real Experiences and the Marauders

James: Hi, everyone. Do you remember the casual trend a while back? Can I have your vote on if they’re casual or not?

Sirius: We’re listening.

James: Was it casual when I told you that you were pretty and you told me I was back?

Mary: James, I don’t understand man affection but as girls that’s the same as offering someone water when you get water.

Sirius: I tell James he’s pretty all the time.

Mary: Yes, but you two are weird.

Peter: I don’t tell other guys they’re pretty.

Mary: Not the point. As a girl, she meant it casual.

James: Was it casual when you sent me good morning messages the moment you woke up and you never understood why you felt urged to?

Marlene: Oh! That’s…

Sirius: Could be romantic, could be platonic. You do you. Continue.

Jason: Was it casual when you wouldn’t let our conversations end and would have me stay just because you loved talking to me?

Everyone pauses.

Mary: …Yes?

Lily: Maybe she felt comfortable enough with you? Familial?

Marlene: (joking) Is it casual when we were in the family zone?

Sirius: Ask my parents.

James: Was it casual when I caught you stalking my account because you accidentally liked a picture?

Peter: It’s not my fault you haven’t been hot in a while.

Remus: That’s a no. Unless she is looking at your account for a friend.

Mary: Or she just met you. I say yes, Remus says no. Keep talking.

James: Was it casual when you started waking up earlier to text me and going to bed the same time as me so you can talk to me immediately?

Marlene: Who the fuck is this about? Merlin, fuck.

Remus: Per my own experience, that is not platonic.

Lily: Who did that to you?

Sirius: Aye aye.

Lily: Why did I ask?

Remus: The Blacks love sending mixed signals.

James clears his throat.

James: Was it casual when I told you I thought you were the sun—I knew the sun and the star were both stars but I thought they were the same type—and you immediately wrote a rebuttal; telling me I instead were the sun because I brought light to you. Telling me I was the sun because I comforted you and helped you see a new view on life? And also educated me, while calling me an idiot, on the types of stars.

Emmeline: It sounds like a Slytherin. Or a Ravenclaw.

Sirius: That’s not what we’re figuring out. That is… not casual.

Mary: …Not casual. If I know anything about comparisons to the moon and stars—

Marlene: Because of them. (points to Remus and Sirius)

Mary: —they are never casual.

James: Was it casual when I told you I liked you and you followed it by telling me I was pretty, so pretty.

Lily: Now I want to figure out who this is.

Emmeline: That— (points at James) —is not? Casual?

Sirius: Mmm not casual.

Mary: Extremely casual.

Marlene: How?

Mary: Well, I imagine the circumstance is James told them ‘I like you!’ and she replied with a simple ‘your hair is pretty nice’ in which James took as ‘you’re pretty.’

Lily: Makes sense…

James: It wasn’t— It was a ‘I fancy you’ which was replied with ‘you’re insufferable.’

Mary: That is not the same as ‘you’re pretty’.

Emmeline: Unless it was a Slytherin. James, was it a Slytherin?

Peter: Don’t tell them, I want to guess this myself. Keep going.

James: Was it casual when you made out with me because I was talking too much?

Marlene: THAT FUCKING ESCALATED!

Remus: No, definitely not.

Sirius: How do you platonically make out with someone?

Marlene: Not fucken like that.

James: That’s it.

Peter: Is this all one person?

James: Yes.

Peter: This year?

James: Yes.

Peter: Is she a Slytherin?

James, hesitating: Yesth?

Peter: The fuck does that mean?

Marlene: How do you not know her Hogwarts house?

James: I know the Hogwarts house.

Lily: Oh! Is he a Slytherin?

James: Yes.

Remus: This feels like we’re playing bloody Guess Who.

Sirius: We are, catch up!

Remus: I meant the muggle game.

Sirius: Is he in the same year?

James, smiling: No.

Peter: Who does James talk to?

Sirius: The Skittles, us, and— is it Rosier?

James, sputtering: NO. No.

Sirius: Okay.

Lily: James, Quidditch or no Quidditch?

James, back to smiling: He does play Quidditch. On the team.

Sirius: Is it… Emma Vanity?

Peter: He said it was a boy, Sirius.

Sirius: I’m just naming random Slytherins I know!

Emmeline: Rude… educated… stars… Slytherin… hangs out with James—oh Godric. Is it…

Emmeline whispers in James’ ear.

James: Yes.

Emmeline: You two? Seriously? The both? Since when? How? He likes people?

James: He dated Crouch Junior in year four?

Marlene: Dated the Ravenclaw prodigy?

Peter: You guessed it? Already?

Emmeline: How long?

James: We’ve dated about a month, I’d say.

Sirius: AND YOU NEVER TOLD US? This better have the more sensical—

Remus&Lily: Not a word.

Sirius: —reason to have been hiding this.

Peter: Rip the band-aid off.

James: Regulus Black.

Sirius: Put the band-aid back on.

[goofygecko]

♡Needy Little Thing♡

Sub!William Afton x Reader

Part 1

Masterlist

Warning

Oral sex, submissive William afton, fingering, hair-pulling, cunnilingus, soft dom reader

No intro in this, we are going in head first! Hoe life or no life.

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"Oh.. doll, you tasthe stho good!" William moans into your dripping cunt, words slurred slightly as he refuses to pull away from your hot core. His face a beautiful shade of pink as a bead of sweat drips down his forehead.

"D-Don't talk with y-your mouth full, darling.." You cover your mouth as you bring a hand down to his hair, fingers tangling in the strands and locks.

He nods with a quiet whine as he slips two fingers into your pussy, swiping his tongue in circles on your clit. Wet sounds emitting from your pussy and his mouth turning you both on even more.

"Oh, you're s-such a needy l-little thing baby! D-do you like m-me in your mouth?" You bite your lip as you tease him, moans escaping your mouth as he eats you out ferociously. 

"Yesth— mm —yesth I l-love it! You tasthe sthoo good!" William moans into your cunt as your legs frame his head.

"Y-Yeah? Fuck— I-I'm gonna cum, baby. You g-gonna drink it a-all up? Hm?" You moan, "g-gonna drink up e-everything I give y-you?" 

He nods between your legs as he works his mouth harder on your cunt, fingers speeding up and pounding into you as your walls flutter around them.

"O-Oh fuck–! Baby! I-I'm cumming! Fuck!" You cried out as you cum on his fingers and face.

His tongue laps up all your fluids as he pulls away, eagerly sucking your essence from his fingers with a moan.

"F-Fuck baby, you ready?"

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A/N: this was originally posted on my Ao3 and is very rushed because I'm working on another fic for Halloween

[funpuddle]

Hmph. Nyeehekkk. Snrk. Yesth. Bwee

[orisretr0]

Wait u write gore..

Yesth, I LOVE writing pain, and horror scenes, and yes, GORE. Nyehehehehehehe....

[johnnytoons]

Yesth! I justht had to thlap together a quick “Thilly Thsnozzola Thursday Night Sthketch” my friendths! Lol! 🤪🖊️📒

[s4nkyy]

pizzatime mentioned… wanna be moots?

OHH YESS pizztatumen mootest yes yes yesth yessk

[notsofunsenpai]

Little feet scamper across the brown crosshatch tile floor. She ran up to a slightly opened door,pushing it open all the way . Climbing up her parents' bedside

"Dad!Dad! Pway time time!" She excited, said as her dad promised they would play tea party today if she ate all her veggies last night. Alastor had his eyes close,listening to his daughter,he wanted more shut eye because it was probably the brink of the morning,"Luci..You're daughter's awake." His voice husky,sounding irregular.

Lucifer was lying on Alastor's arm,snuggling him,drooling with a messy bed head. He lets out a small groan,not wanting to get up either,"Before sunrise, she's your daughter,Al."

"Twea party!" She excitedly said,practically jumping up and down on the bed,then slapping her tiny hands on Alastor's face, who opened his eyes finally and smiled at his daughter,"Good morning my child." He said, taking his arm back from Lucifer, who whined, but the red demon ignored him,wrapping his arms around his super hyper chid,"How about some breakfast first? I'll make your favorite cornbeef hash with egg on toast." Her taller father suggested.

"Yesth!!" Charlie beamed at her dad,making him smile sweetly at her.

"Can i have eggs benedict?" Lucifer asked softly.

"No. Make your own breakfast. Breakfast is only for those who actually are up. Though..." Alastor pretends to think as he cuddles his daughter who squeals with delight,"If you were to get Charlie ready for the day for the day, then maybe I'll consider it.hhmm sounds that sound?"

He watched his lover sit up slowly,hanging his head with his eyes closed,"You're so sneaky..." he mumbles as Alastor smile only grew.

"You're hungry, aren't you? I say it's a fair deal. You get Charlie ready while you're doing that. I'll make us all breakfast."

The blonde opens his eyes,taking a second before smiling,taking his daughter from Alastor,"Come onn, Char Char! Let's get you all ready!" He excitedly said,rocking her in his arms.

Charlie shakes her head,"Noo, play with daddd." She said,wanting to play with her father.

"Charlie,honey,i am your dad!" Lucifer pouts as his daughter shakes her head.

"You're mwama!" She said as Lucifer face turned slightly pink,hearin' Alastor chuckling.

"Welll, uhh, let's play with Mama then..." Lucifer shyly said,getting up from the bed,going to the door.

"Have fun, Mwama~." Alastor taunts lightly,his lover turn his head slightly to look him to only mouth to him to shut up. The two blondes left the room as Alastor got up,and he got his morning clothes on along with quickly brushing his short red hair and then putting it into a small ponytail. He goes into the kitchen to start making breakfast,whistling softly to himself,enjoying the peacefulne-

"AH! CHARLIE NO! DON'T DO THAT! "

Alastor hears his lover but keeps cooking,"Sounds like they are having fun. " he chuckles,"Good for them."

Lucifer had told Charlie to stay still for a second while he ran the bath water,making sure it was not too hot or cold.

While little Charlie's father was busy,she decided to play submarine, meaning she saw the toilet paper,taking it and putting it in the toilet,getting on her tippy toes, and pressing the handle.

Water was quickly filling up,Lucifer took notice of it immediately and was panicking,"AHH! CHARLIE NO! DON'T DO THAT!!". He quickly goes to the toilet, putting his hands to get the toliet paper out as quickly as he can while Charlie is going through the cabinets.

Lucifer turns his head,"Honey,no! Don't go inside of there! Get out of the cabinet!" He said desperately,finally getting the toilet unclogged,throwing it away in the nearby trash can. He quickly wipes his hands on his ducky pajamas.

Ew- he's gonna have to wash them later...

He picks up Charlie,"Come on, kiddo.lets, get you cleaned up." Sighing,taking the unplugged razor he uses for shaving out of her hands,placing it on the counter.

Moments later, Charlie is splashing around in the tub,playing with the rubber duck toys as Lucifer gets soaked in the process while trying to add the bubble bath.

"You're gonna be the death of me." Lucifer said, looking at all the water on the floor that he has to clean up along with himself.

He gets a rag,dipping it in the water before,ringing it out and cleaning Charlie's face, which she didn't like at all,splashing more water on him. He was quick with it before doing her ears next. She nearly bites him,thankfully, he moved his hand away in time,"Charlie, i know you're gonna hate me... but i gotta wash your hair."

"Nyooo!" Charlie splashes around as Lucifer is mentally screaming on the inside. He takes ahold of her gently,while the other hand gets the shower hose,turning it on and wetting her hair in which Charlie squirmed around some more,trying to get away from the scary snake.

Luckily for her poor father, her hair didn't take long to get wet,he put baby shampoo in her hair. He learned his lesson last time for using shampoo for adults. Let's just say there was a lot of screaming and crying while Alastor got pissed at him while he eased his daughter cries.

"Nooo! Scarryy!" Charlie cries.

"It's okay,it's okay, darling! I'm right here!." He massages the shampoo in her hair with his free hand before getting the hose to rinse her hair.

"It won't hurt,i promise! I would never want to hurt you." He reassures her,squeezing her hair before continuing rinsing it out. Tears start to fall down Charlie's eyes as her whimpers turn into cries. Lucifer had just finished rinsing her hair. He takes his crying child out,wrapping her in a warm towel,bouncing her in his arms while drying her off.

"It's okay,you're fine, see? That wasn't so bad ." He said, hugging her while her cries soften a little.

"Let's get you dried off, and you can see dada, okay?" He said, smiling softly at her.

She sniffs,nodding at him as he dries her off,putting clothes on her along with drying her hair, then brushing it. He also helped brush her teeth.

Alastor just finished making the food not too long ago,like five minutes ago.

Truth be told, he was gonna check up on his lovely husband earlier, but he heard tons of splashing,deciding maybe not. He had already finished his food it was venison sausage with one sunny side up egg,with orange juice to drink. He was washing his plate,stopping when he heard wet footsteps behind him and his daughter happily singing.

He turns to see his drenched husband,"Awww,did you have fun?" He asked,putting the plate down,whipping he hands on his white apron. He has his arms open for her in which she ran excitedly to him,giving her dad a big hug.

Alastor looks at Lucifer,grinning.

"I need an hour... to clean up and clean the mess.. one hour is all i need love." The blonde mumbles,turing around going back to the bathroom.

The Radio Demon laughs heartily,"Come on honey, let's get something in that little tummy of yours." He says as Charlie excitedly nods her head.

Once Charlie had aten,Alastor put some cartoons on to distract her while he cleans the dishes,leaving his husband's plate in the microwave to stay warm, then cleans the tabel,and around the house some. Once finished, he goes to charlie,"Ready to have that tea party, or do you wanna watch more of that tv more?" He asked,patiently waiting for an answer.

She practically jumped up in joy,"TWEA PWARTY!!"she says as her dad chuckles.

Lucifer comes out of the bathroom in his normal lazy day clothes, which is just some sweats and black shirt,he had also cleaned the bathroom. He goes to the kitchen, and as he walks by, he sees his a sight,so dear to his heart. He smiles softly, seeing his husband in a pink flowly dress wearing a tiara while his daughter was dress like a queen as they are drinking tea.

"Your Highness,would you like more tea dear?" Alastor asked politely.

"Yes!" Charlie exclaimed as Alastor poured the tea elegantly,even adding one lump of sugar for her. The blonde girl giggles,drinking some of the tea as her eyes light up as she sees her mwama!

She waves frantically,"Hwoo Mwama!!!" She said,making Alastor glance at him.

"Awww,hello sweetly. Having fun? Hmm?" Lucifer smiles adoringly at her.

"Yess!!"

"Hon,your foods in the microwave. " Alastor said,making the other's heart melt even more.

God,how did Lucifer get so lucky with the most wonderful family ever?

[chainsawlamb]

mutual.. mutual.. comes running in the door

ok waitt 🥱 I always knew you as Franco Barbi Mutual specifically but r u down with the fnaf disease ..it always just makes me curious when u like some of my posts lol.. sips beer🍻🍺or is it just because im special

to answer ur question:

1.) yesth, it's because ur special and i love the way u draw him <3

2.) matthew lillard.

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https://x.com/wandasbarbiex/status/1780117055842427298?s=46&t=Qs6Rp2QOv8-SXG6AtTjE_A

I know it’s probably just the angle but this gives me so much chubby!Pedro’s characters 🥺❤️

YESTH. this man is just stacked into that suit.

Yours in sin,

Beefro👌🥩💜