#yoni mapping

[sacreddearmoring]

The Healing Benefits of a Yoni Massage: Reconnect, Release, and Empower

At Sacred Dearmoring, we understand that the body holds deep wisdom, and sometimes, the path to healing begins with reconnection to our most sacred spaces. A yoni massage—a practice rooted in ancient traditions—focuses on healing the yoni, the Sanskrit word for the female genital area, often referred to as the “sacred space.” This practice is not simply a physical experience but also a profound emotional, energetic, and spiritual journey.

A yoni massage is about much more than sensuality; it is a deeply transformative experience designed to help release emotional pain, trauma, and stored tension from the body. In doing so, it allows you to reclaim your power, embrace your body’s capacity for pleasure, and reconnect with your divine feminine energy.

Why Yoni Massage?

Many women carry emotional and physical blockages in their pelvic area, which can be the result of past trauma, emotional pain, or simply the pressures of everyday life. These blockages can lead to numbness, discomfort, or disconnection from the body, particularly when it comes to intimacy and sexuality. The yoni is often an area where these emotional wounds are held, whether through painful memories, unhealthy relationships, or unhealed trauma.

Through the gentle, conscious touch of a yoni massage, these blockages can be slowly released, creating space for healing, relaxation, and the free flow of your life force energy. This type of massage is not just about releasing tension—it’s about accessing deeper layers of emotional and spiritual healing. It is a safe and sacred way to honor your body and let go of what no longer serves you.

Emotional Release and Trauma Healing

Our bodies often store unresolved emotions and trauma in certain areas, and for many women, the yoni becomes a repository for unprocessed feelings, shame, or past pain. A yoni massage provides a safe, non-invasive way to gently release these emotions. As you relax and allow the massage to work through the layers of tension, old wounds may surface—offering an opportunity for healing and emotional release.

This practice is designed to support you in letting go of shame, guilt, or fear around your body and your sexuality. It creates a sacred space for you to embrace your wholeness and empower yourself through deep emotional healing. Each session is approached with sensitivity and care, allowing you to feel safe and supported throughout the experience.

Reclaiming Your Power and Pleasure

At Sacred Dearmoring, we believe that reconnecting with your body’s natural capacity for pleasure is one of the most empowering experiences a woman can have. Many women have been conditioned to disconnect from their bodies or suppress their sensuality. A yoni massage offers a space to reclaim your right to experience pleasure and joy in a healthy, empowered way.

When we speak of pleasure in this context, we are not referring solely to physical sensations, but also to the deep, holistic pleasure that comes from feeling aligned, connected, and in tune with your body. A yoni massage is about rediscovering your body’s wisdom and honoring its capacity to feel and experience life fully.

Spiritual Awakening and Feminine Empowerment

The yoni has long been seen as a sacred portal for life force energy and creative power. By reconnecting with this part of your body, you are also awakening to your own divine feminine energy. A yoni massage can help you access deeper levels of spiritual awareness, awakening a connection to the ancient feminine wisdom that lives within you.

As you release blockages and begin to embrace your sensual and spiritual power, you step into a place of greater self-love, confidence, and inner strength. This process is not just about physical healing—it’s about reclaiming your sovereignty as a woman and honoring the sacredness of your body.

Consent and Safety in Yoni Massage

At Sacred Dearmoring, we hold consent and safety as the highest priorities. Each yoni massage session is conducted with the utmost care, respect, and attention to your comfort. Before the session, we will discuss your intentions, boundaries, and needs to ensure that the experience is fully aligned with your desires.

You are in complete control of the session, and we encourage you to express any concerns or adjustments at any point. Our practitioners are trained in creating a compassionate, non-judgmental space where you can feel fully safe and supported throughout the entire experience.

The Holistic Benefits of Yoni Massage

The benefits of a yoni massage extend far beyond the physical. This healing practice allows you to:

Release emotional and energetic blockages: By working through areas of stored tension, a yoni massage helps you let go of emotions and energy that no longer serve you.

Heal from past trauma: Whether you’ve experienced emotional, physical, or sexual trauma, yoni massage offers a gentle, supportive way to release pain and reconnect with your body.

Reclaim your sensuality and pleasure: Many women find that this massage helps them rediscover the joy and beauty of their bodies, reclaiming their right to experience pleasure without shame or guilt.

Enhance spiritual connection: Yoni massage opens the door to deeper spiritual awareness and connection to the divine feminine, allowing you to tap into your inner wisdom.

Empowerment and self-love: Through this healing process, you gain greater self-confidence, emotional freedom, and a profound sense of self-love and empowerment.

Begin Your Healing Journey

At Sacred Dearmoring, we are honored to offer this sacred practice to women who are ready to embrace healing, empowerment, and transformation. A yoni massage is an opportunity to reconnect with your body, release old patterns, and step into your power with confidence and grace.

If you’re ready to begin your journey of healing and self-discovery, we invite you to book a session at Sacred Dearmoring. Our practitioners are here to guide and support you every step of the way, creating a safe, sacred space for you to explore, heal, and reclaim your feminine energy.

Visit us at www.sacreddearmoring.com and take the first step toward embracing your body’s innate wisdom and power. Your journey to healing, pleasure, and empowerment begins here.

[cheddar-baby]

New years chart 🥰 (titles under cut)

Jeff Rosenstock - HELLMODE Yoni Mayraz - Dybbuk Tse! TEKE::TEKE - Hagata Magdalena Bay - Mercurial World Sufjan Stevens - Javelin Dorian Electra - Fanfare Sampha - Lahai Magdalena Bay - mini mix vol. 3 Magdalena Bay - A Little Rhythm and a Wicked Feeling Tears for Fears - Songs from the Big Chair Yoni Mayraz - Rough Cuts Tears for Fears - The Hurting Kate Bush - Never for Ever (2018 Remaster) Magdalena Bay - mini mix vol. 2 CMAT - Crazymad, For Me Doja Cat - Scarlet JPEGMAFIA - SCARING THE HOES Rina Sawayama - SAWAYAMA Chloe x Halle - Ungodly Hour Comanavago - Heart Failure George Clanton - Ooh Rap I Ya Jacaszek - KWIATY Wilma Archer - A Western Circular Andy Shauf - Norm Feist - Multitudes Matthew Halsall - An Ever Changing View Billy Woods - Maps Chini.png - El día libre de Polux death's dynamic shroud - After Angel Dua Lipa - Future Nostalgia Jessie Ware - That! Feels Good! Klô Pelgag - Notre-Dame-des-Sept-Douleurs Le Cri du Caire - Le Cri du Caire Liv.e - Girl In The Half Pearl Madeline Kenney - Night Night At The First Landing SLAUSON MALONE 1 - EXCELSIOR Speakers Corner Quartet - Further Out Than The Edge yeule - softscars Allie X - Cape God Armand Hammer - We Buy Diabetic Test Strips

[youremyheaven]

Hi, I just discovered your blog while researching claire nakti and behen bahut mast h re tu. I devoured your posts last night (as much as I could). I agree with your critique of her, even as a newbie, her framing of nakshatras are overtly coded heteronormative.

Didi pehle se disclaimer de du, I am sorry it's too long and maybe tmi and I may sound delulu (I am not I swear) or pessimistic. It's just I don't have any astrology girlies around me and I need to talk really badly about this.

But the main thing I wanna talk about is your discussion on the caste division of naks. I have looked at very few charts since I started but thing I noticed is a lot (and by that I mean 2) of science students had shudra naks. One example i saw is my brother he has swati moon, shatabhisha sun and anuradha asc. He went into medical. But u talked about rohini and how they are like worker ants (not feeding words into your mouth, but this is the best analogy I could find). Mera rohini moon, mrigasira asc aur purvaashadha sun h. I have entered social sciences field and plan to get a PhD and be a professor which in Academics is like yea..pretty basic. But ppl like my relatives treat it bit wow (phd) but also not impressed (SS) (kyuki Humanities aur social sciences toh unke liye ek hi h). Idk if its because my 9th house Venus has house lord saturn which is in 12th or if its rahu retrograde in asc, but I have always been attracted to sociologically examining/analysing niche or occult subjects, even have it as my dissertation. So I don't completely consider myself as someone who takes an easy path. I think where the naks are clustered or scattered determine how much likely we are to follow the herd or not.

One more thing. I was bored and trying kundli matching (even though I have been single for a century). Mera ex toh nikama nikla, aur main usko phek diya (zindagi se toh bahut pehle hi maine nikala tha, this chart confirmed that I was right in not taking him back). But i am in a romantic drought and with no romantic potential in sight, I got a bit delulu and remembered that one man I had a crush on (ur fav) for a brief period of time when I was 19, and he was stupido/smart(?) and had released his date and time of birth. Toh maine number dala aur check kiya and it was 24 gunas out of 36 lmao. Which is not best but still good. Humara sirf gana koot mein 0 aaya tha (main manushya aur woh ek rakhshasa) yoni mein 2 (me sarpa him mriga), but bhakoot and nadi koot matched full. But that's it. Calmed myself because he is wayyyy older than me, in a different country, in different field of employment, and our big 3 naks do not really match. I have shatabhisha venus and he has shatabhisha saturn, swati venus for him and swati mars for me. And our Jupiter’s are in 12th, mine is in retrograde tho. Baki sab thulu. Himat nahi hui D9 check krne ki kyuki mujhe na aati h na kuch milega bhi. But I am kind of jealous ki the men I bond with or am attracted to (personally, familially or romantically) all have jyestha, aur mera sab moksha aur spiritual related. For my D2 and D10, I mostly looked at houses and planets and they are all slow growth and not materially but Spiritually rich kinda. Tohra mujhe bhi materialistic hona h, khud ke nam mein acha paisa aur recognition kamana h.

When I compared my brother's chart to mine, his life is so much more smoothly mapped out. Mine has hurdles(not major, but mostly the problem of stagnance, and lack of recognition) in every area and idk when I was watching nakti I felt like it was the karmic punishment of being born a girl (ofc she doesn't say that), that not only society but also cosmos itself has some agenda against us. For women around me especially my direct lineage, in life they were always neglected or had difficulty challenging which I also find in myself often, especially in classes. Thak gyi hu honestly.

i had so much fun reading this

i wish you would narrate audio books xD

i have never felt this exact sentiment (cosmos is punishing you for being a girl) from claire but she does make the whole female experience revolve around sex...

some things that really bothered me was how she made it seem like if u were a beautiful woman then everybody was ur enemy .... sure there are going to be jealous and bitchy people but trust meeee, there are so many wonderful people!!!!

[thatlesbiannudistcult-stories]

What is the life of an oceanic zenrist like? Do they have any kind of technology or do they live in some kind of stone age or tribal state?

There's much we don't know about the Oceanic Zenrist lifestyle, for they have been living in seclusion for millennia and only recently have they been coming to the surface and coastlines more regularly.

Starting with general information, Oceanic Zenrists are able to survive by on one breath of air a day. They typically need to come to the surface to do so, but there is word that some have developed underwater air "bubbles," where oxygen is stored in the ocean floor for easy respiratory access. How they get it down there or even recycle it is still something we do not know. And the older, more powerful Oceanic Zenrists can go years without needing to breathe; they may even not require breath at all.

Because air is not so freely available to them, Zenrist cannot vocally speak to one another like you and I can on land. They can only communicate in two ways. One is by speaking through the sacred tongue of the Goddess, which is communicated through the holy act of sapphic copulation. The other is through movement. They have a great number of hand gestures similar to sign language that they can use to talk to one another, but it goes even further than that; the way that these women swim, kick their legs, spin in the water, wiggle their toes, squeeze their breasts, and present their yoni are all a part of their sophistic aquatic language.

By all appearances, Oceanic Zenrists seem like they live in, as you put it, a tribal state, with many living in separate groups that vary in size and culture. That being said, they are not underwater hunter-gatherers. Oceanic Zenrists have formed agrarian societies, where they can grow a very nutrient-rich kelp to subsist on, as well as domesticate animals like fish, which they are able to contain and breed, and either slaughter for food, or preserve for their eggs (which means that, yes, many Oceanic Zenrists get to enjoy what we call caviar on a regular basis). There's even word that they have been able to domesticate or enter in mutualistic symbiosis with many marine animals, like dolphins, whales, and even sharks, often using them as transportation, navigation (via the former two's echolocation abilities), or to herd prey fish around. Some even have pets; octopuses and eels are very popular companions.

Aside from them, there are also pods that adopt a more nomadic lifestyle, always on the move, traveling the seas, and following the migration and growth patterns of the amphibious fauna and flora to survive. That being said, their travels are done with purpose, not just for subsistence. Many wandering Zenrist pods work as messengers and traders, delivering news and goods between the more stationary ones. Many are explorers that are working to map out the entire ocean from surface to floor, and monitor the always shifting around him. And we know of one pod that is deliberately seeking whatever artifacts they can find of the world before the Demoness came and the Goddess departed. Things like ruins from the lost city of Atlantis (which was a Zenrist capital), sacred relics that were touched by Zenriah Herself (like the Pillar of Yonah, Yono, Yunu, and Yoni), and possibly even remains of the Twelve Wives, the first women the Goddess created. They were stronger and hardier than any woman that had ever come before them; surely there's a chance their bones have persisted all this time? And perhaps some of them may even still be alive. Alta, the Twelfth of Zenriah's Wives, was never found after Atlantis fell into the sea after all...

[swatisurbhiastro]

The Science Behind Kundli Matching: Astrological Perspectives

Kundli matching, or horoscope matching, is a cornerstone of Indian astrology, playing a pivotal role in assessing the compatibility of prospective marriage partners. This practice blends ancient wisdom with cultural traditions, offering insights into the suitability of partners. At its core, Kundli matching involves the detailed analysis of birth charts (Kundlis) to evaluate the potential success and harmony of a marriage. Let's delve into the science and astrological perspectives behind this age-old practice.

Understanding Kundli Matching

1. Birth Charts (Kundli): Kundlis are intricate diagrams mapping the positions of celestial bodies at the time of an individual's birth. These charts serve as the foundation of astrological readings, believed to influence various aspects of a person's life, including personality, behavior, and destiny.

2. Compatibility Factors:

Guna Milan: A central aspect of Kundli matching, Guna Milan involves analyzing compatibility based on 36 points (gunas). These points are derived from various elements of the birth charts, such as the moon sign, ascendant, and planetary positions, particularly Mars and Venus. A higher Guna score indicates better compatibility.

Mangal Dosha: This refers to the placement of Mars in specific houses of the birth chart. Depending on its placement, Mars can significantly impact marital life. The presence of Mangal Dosha is believed to bring challenges in marriage, which can be mitigated through specific remedies and rituals.

Ashtakoot Compatibility: This method involves matching birth charts based on eight parameters or "kootas," including Varna (caste), Vashya (mutual attraction), Tara (birth star), Yoni (nature and characteristics), and more. Each koota assesses different aspects of compatibility, contributing to a comprehensive evaluation.

3. Astrological Considerations: Astrologers take into account various factors such as planetary influences, houses (bhavas), and aspects (drishti) when assessing compatibility. Key planets like Venus (symbolizing love and romance), Mars (representing energy and assertiveness), and Jupiter (signifying wisdom and prosperity) play crucial roles in determining the overall harmony and success of a marriage.

Perspectives and Criticism

While Kundli matching holds deep cultural significance, it also faces scrutiny and criticism from various perspectives:

Scientific Skepticism: Critics argue that Kundli matching lacks empirical evidence and scientific backing, questioning its validity and efficacy. The principles of astrology are often seen as pseudoscientific by the scientific community.

Psychological Impact: Some suggest that an over-reliance on Kundli matching can lead to undue stress and influence decision-making in ways that might not always be beneficial. It's important for individuals to balance astrological advice with personal insights and mutual understanding.

Embracing Tradition and Wisdom

Despite the criticisms, Kundli matching continues to be an integral part of Indian culture, reflecting the enduring belief in cosmic influences on human life. It offers a unique blend of tradition and wisdom, providing a framework for evaluating marital compatibility.

Conclusion

Kundli matching blends ancient wisdom with cultural traditions, playing a vital role in assessing marital compatibility. While it faces scientific skepticism, its value in Indian society remains significant.For personalized astrological consultations, visit SwatiSurbhiAstro.com. Embrace the insights of astrology for a harmonious and fulfilling relationship.

[timdavid1615]

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[saa-na]

like two weeks ago i made and then deleted a post where i was like i can't follow h*tomi m*chizuki (using the asterisks so this won't be in the tag) bc i'm so easily influenced and i'm afraid she'll get me into like manifesting and two years later i'll be in a cult - not in hers, but adjacent to her beliefs but then i followed her. playing with my psyche a little for fun.

[quarantine-masturbation-project]

I am defeated...and in love

This update might sound fake because it is so ridiculous but I swear it's true...

So we had a threesomes with our comet and were chilling afterwards. I share with her the elaborate secrets of my 10 month exploration ... the new ways of orgasming that I have discovered, the kind of complicated yet helpful theory and notation for yoni mapping that I found online (systematically locating points that either carry pain or feel great), how with this very sophisticated system I now can come repeatedly over and over again.... etc. etc.

 We joke around a bit locating 'points of interest' by forming a pussy with one hand between thumb and index finger and "giving each other a tour". She asks me if she can try on me for real and proceeds to make me come 2 times with an incredible intensity in 3 mins.  During the second orgasm while she is fingering me I look up and she is holding her cup of tea  in her other hand* and grins at me.    

And all I could think of is Elle Woods ‘What? Like it’s hard!?’

I totally recommend laughing your ass off during orgasms.

*why did she have her tea cup in her hand? Apparently my husband, who was tasked with reminding her to drink, had misjudged the timing of what was going on and handed her the cup in the weirdest moment....she just took the cup and kept going.

[cheddar-baby]

Cheddar's AOTY 2023

Titles under the read more

1. HMLTD - The Worm 2. Sampha - Lahai 3. Kara Jackson - Why Does The Earth Give Us People To Love? 4. Kali Uchis - Red Moon in Venus 5. Dorian Electra - Fanfare 6. Sufjan Stevens - Javelin 7. Underscores - Wallsocket 8. Jessie Ware - That! Feels Good! 9. Dev Lemons - Delusional 10. EABS - In Search of a Better Tomorrow 11. George Clanton - Ooh Rap I Ya 12. Marina Herlop - Nekkuja 13. Ana Frango elétrico - Me Chama De Gato Que Eu Sou Sua 14. Yoni Mayraz - Dybbuk Tse! 15. Maruja - Knocknarea 16. O. - Slice 17. CMAT - Crazymad, For Me 18. Magdalena Bay - mini mix vol. 3 19. Oneohtrix Point Never - Again 20. JPEGMAFIA - scaring the hoes 21. Paramore - This Is Why 22. McKinley Dixon - Beloved! Paradise! Jazz!? 23. Billy Woods - Maps 24. SLAUSON MALONE 1 - EXCELSIOR 25. Fever Ray - Radical Romantics 26. Chini.png - El día libre de Polux 27. Shame - Food For Worms 28. feeble little horse - Girl With Fish 29. Geese - 3D Country 30. Lauren Auder - the infinite spine 31. urias - HER MIND 32. Yves Tumor - Praise A Lord Who Chews But Which Does Not Consume; (Or Simply, Hot Between Worlds) 33. Speakers Corner Quartet - Further Out Than The Edge 34. The Go! Team - Get Up Sequences Part Two 35. Jeff Rosenstock - HELLMODE 36. Rebecca Black - Let Her Burn 37. Doja Cat - Scarlet 38. SPARKLE DIVISION - FOXY 39. Ballaké Sissoko - Les Égarés (with Ballaké Sissoko, Vincent Segal, Emile Parisien & Vincent Peirani) 40. Genesis Owusu - STRUGGLER 41. 100 gecs - 10,000 gecs 42. grouptherapy. - I Was Mature For My Age, But I Was Still a Child 43. Ukandanz - Kemekem (ከመከም) 44. Meitei - Kofū III 45. Liv.e - Girl In The Half Pearl 46. Feist - Multitudes 47. Le Cri du Caire - Le Cri du Caire 48. katie dey - never falter hero girl 49. CHAI - CHAI 50. Yussef Dayes - Black Classical Music

[sciencespies]

Why NORAD Tracks Santa Claus

https://sciencespies.com/history/why-norad-tracks-santa-claus/

Why NORAD Tracks Santa Claus

Smithsonian Voices National Air and Space Museum

Why NORAD Tracks Santa Claus

December 21st, 2020, 2:07PM / BY Amelia Grabowski

Gen. Glen VanHerck, Commander of North American Aerospace Defense Command and U.S. Northern Command talks on the phone as part of a video celebrating the NORAD Santa Tracker’s 65th year.

On November 30, 1955, a phone rang on Col. Harry Shoup’s desk at Continental Air Defense Command (CONAD). CONAD was tasked with watching for a Soviet attack by air and alerting Strategic Air Command. In the midst of the Cold War, a phone call to Colonel Shoup’s desk could have brought critical news for national security.

Colonel Harry Shoup became known as the “Santa Colonel” due to his role in establishing the tradition of NORAD tracking Santa’s safe flight. (U.S. Air Force)

However, when Colonel Shoup answered, the little voice on the other end asked “Is this Santa Claus?”

“There may be a guy called Santa Claus, at the North Pole, but he’s not the one I worry about coming from that direction,” was Shoup’s reply, according to an article that ran the following day. One can only imagine how the young caller reacted.

Why call CONAD to reach Santa? It all started with a misdial. That year, Sears ran an ad where Santa invited young people to “Call me direct on my telephone.” However, one caller didn’t heed the ad’s warning to “be sure and dial the correct number,” and instead reached Colonel Shoup—sparking a chain of events that would become a Christmas tradition.

A 1955 Sears’ ad inviting children to call Santa on his personal phone. (Sears)

The week of Christmas, Shoup’s staff added Santa and his sleigh to the plexiglass map CONAD used to track unidentified aircraft. The joke sparked an idea and CONAD told press they “will continue to track and guard Santa and his sleigh on his trip to and from the U.S. against possible attack from those who do not believe in Christmas.”

Journalist Matt Novak of Gizmodo points out that both Shoup and CONAD’s responses were less “Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus,” and more “Yes, Virginia, there is a Cold War.” Their messaging, that CONAD was there to protect Santa against threats, aligned with a larger media campaign focusing on the importance of air defense.

However, the Cold War wasn’t the first time the U.S. military reported seeing Santa. According to Yoni Appelbaum for The Atlantic, during World War II, General Eisenhower issued a press release confirming “a new North Pole Command has been formed … Santa Claus is directing operations … He has under his command a small army of gnomes,” although the censored version cut out the location of Santa’s headquarters. In 1948, the Air Force reported one of their early warning radars had detected “one unidentified sleigh, powered by eight reindeer, at 14,000 feet, heading 180 degrees.”

CONAD would soon set itself apart from these earlier messages of Santa Claus levity. In 1956, one year after Colonel Shoup spoke with the young caller, the Associated Press and United Press International called to ask if Shoup’s team planned to track Santa again, and CONAD confirmed they did. In 1958, the newly established North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) continued—and grew—the tradition.

In the 1960s, NORAD sent records to radio stations with updates on Santa’s path to play for their listeners. The 1970s brought with it Santa Tracker commercials. By 1997, Santa Tracker went digital—launching the website may of our younger readers will be familiar with. (Which has, of course, received some enhancements since then.)

How NORAD tracks Santa has also evolved over the years. Their website explains that they now use a combination of radar, satellites that “detect Rudolph’s bright red nose with no problem,” and jet fighters. “Canadian NORAD fighter pilots, flying the CF-18, take off out of Newfoundland and welcome Santa to North America,” explains NORAD, and in the United States, “American NORAD fighter pilots in either the F-15s, F16s or F-22s get the thrill of flying with Santa.”

#History

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

bit of a short fuck squad today but the apartment is Too Warm and i had shit to do instead of prepping

we begin with a discussion on if you can make whipped cream with jizz. after a regrettable google i find a result that if you wanted to use it in meringues you would need someone with a low sperm count

“any more nut-crushing distractions?”

that was surprisingly not relevant to the jizz meringue discussion

rhonia and maddela’s players get up to shenanigans so for some reason we kinda ended up at the solution of “they each sit on one of my knees and then they’re too close together to do crimes”

“it’s me, bobbie, the get-together queer.” sergei: “get-along gay.”

yoni wants to mount the corpses that they left behind in funny positions

“do any of you have craft: taxidermy?” sergei: “i have DIY but i don’t think that counts.”

there was a lot of justification of glueing intermittently alive people permanently in doorways

they go wandering deeper and find a fork in the tunnel with labels for each path in a language they can’t read. they magically comprehend it, and one side says “bad luck” and the other says “worse luck.” they take the bad luck tunnel, and hear clicking up ahead

“are you guys walking into this cave west side story style? because if so yes but also I’m gonna need to draw a map.”

CRAB

saida: “i’m not saying i have a plan, but I think I have a plan. I’m gonna get two birds stoned at once.”

“these crabs are bad at holding onto those they love. they’re my real self-inserts. “

saida: “if you love someone let them go. if they come back to you, they were probably just in it for the money or something.” sergei: “or they knew they couldn’t do any better.”

they kill, roast, and eat the crabs.

maddela finds a chest with a weird mechanism in an alcove. she fucks up real bad trying to make it work and opens up the floor under most of rhonia’s skeletons, who were searching a pool for any traps. they found one! and died!

saida: “i don’t know if you know very much about things but frozen water hurts to land on.”

we also realized pat the newt was in one of the skeletons that got smashed.

“maybe next time don’t keep all your pets in your other pets.”

rhonia mourns and everyone climbs down towards the next tunnel.

(also, not really relevant, but for some reason there was a lot of music this session. i know i put on groove is in the heart, the jet song from west side story, krabbucket, dancing on the ceiling, and a bagpipe playing taps.)

“the skeletons weren’t employees, they were like interns. disinterred interns.” sergei: “disinterns!”

rhonia: “speaking of yoni’s crotch, i cast animate dead!”

they head down the tunnel, and a few of the party members have unusual nightmares. one of them is rhonia, who, when the gang wakes up, is not in their rope trick.

[sexualnews12]

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[swatisurbhiastro]

How Kundli Matching Can Guide You to Your Ideal Partner

Kundli matching, deeply rooted in Vedic astrology, holds a significant place in Indian traditions, especially when it comes to marriages. This ancient practice involves comparing the astrological charts, known as Kundlis, of two individuals to determine their compatibility and predict the success of their relationship. Let's explore how Kundli matching can be a guiding light in your search for an ideal life partner.

Understanding Kundli Matching

A Kundli, or horoscope, is a detailed map of the positions of celestial bodies at the time of an individual's birth. It provides valuable insights into various aspects of life, including personality traits, strengths, weaknesses, and potential future paths. Kundli matching utilizes these charts to evaluate the harmony between two individuals across different dimensions.

Key Elements of Kundli Matching

Guna Milan: This is the fundamental aspect of Kundli matching, where the compatibility of prospective partners is assessed based on eight different factors (Gunas). These include Varna (spiritual compatibility), Vashya (dominance in the relationship), Tara (health compatibility), Yoni (sexual compatibility), Graha Maitri (mental compatibility), Gana (temperamental compatibility), Bhakoot (financial compatibility), and Nadi (genetic compatibility).

Mangal Dosha: Also known as Manglik Dosha, this condition arises when Mars is positioned in certain houses of the horoscope, potentially causing marital discord. Remedies are recommended to mitigate its effects if one partner is Manglik and the other is not.

Nadi Dosha: This evaluates genetic compatibility and health factors related to future progeny. Couples with the same Nadi are considered incompatible due to potential health risks for children. Solutions are suggested to address this Dosha if present.

Benefits of Kundli Matching

Holistic Compatibility Assessment: By examining the celestial configurations in Kundlis, Kundli matching provides a comprehensive assessment of compatibility, encompassing mental, emotional, and physical aspects.

Early Identification of Challenges: It helps anticipate potential issues that may arise in the relationship, allowing couples to prepare and work on solutions proactively.

Personalized Guidance: Kundli matching offers personalized insights based on the unique attributes and planetary influences in each individual's horoscope, aiding couples in understanding each other better.

Cultural and Spiritual Significance: In Indian culture, Kundli matching is deeply rooted in tradition and spirituality, emphasizing the importance of compatibility and harmony in marital relationships.

Conclusion

Kundli matching is a time-honored practice that serves as a valuable tool in the journey to finding an ideal life partner. While it is not the sole determinant of marital success, Kundli matching provides invaluable guidance and insights that can significantly influence decision-making. Whether you are exploring Kundli matching for the first time or seeking a deeper understanding of its role in relationships, visit SwatiSurbhiAstro.com to discover more about this ancient practice and its relevance in modern times.

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i'm not saying yoni mapping works (though i'm sure that it's based on a real belief system and not just goop pseudosciense) but i tried it and my vaginismus improved intensely like, overnight and i also remembered some old stuff that was definitely affecting my wellbeing

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Spin master drone

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Google has not performed a legal analysis and makes no representation as to the accuracy of the date listed.) Filing date Publication date Priority to FR1463075 priority Critical Priority to FR1463075A priority patent/FR3030451A1/en Application filed by Parrot Drones SAS filed Critical Parrot Drones SAS Publication of US20160176514A1 publication Critical patent/US20160176514A1/en Assigned to PARROT DRONES reassignment PARROT DRONES ASSIGNMENT OF ASSIGNORS INTEREST (SEE DOCUMENT FOR DETAILS). Original Assignee Parrot Drones SAS Priority date (The priority date is an assumption and is not a legal conclusion. Google has not performed a legal analysis and makes no representation or warranty as to the accuracy of the list.) Google has not performed a legal analysis and makes no representation as to the accuracy of the status listed.) Abandoned Application number US14/957,080 Inventor Gauthier Lavagen Karim Fargeau Yoni Benatar Current Assignee (The listed assignees may be inaccurate. It pushes the boundaries of a remote control vehicle by combining it with one of the most talked about technologies today – augmented reality,” said Nick Beliaeff, vice president of production at Spin Master, in a statement. Our history of disruptive innovation continues with the new Air Hogs Connect platform.

“With Air Hogs, Spin Master created the RC flight category. As you do so, you can see animations on the screen, such as a soldier snaking down the rope coming down from the drone. Your job is to fly the drone over certain spots indicated on the tracking map. In the game, Air Hogs pilots are challenged to lead a team of heroes through endless search and rescue missions and challenges to save the world from attack by alien forces. Basically, you put your finger on the screen and swipe in a direction you want the drone to fly. Then you learn how to maneuver the drone back and forth. The camera recognizes the drone, and once it does so, you can tap a button to make the drone rise. You set it down on the mat, and focus the app’s camera view on the drone.