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[teafromthemicrowave]

MALEVOLENT RAPUNZEL AU ART COLLAB WITH @mx-paisley !!!!

Arthur, sweating and climbing up the tower to rizz up John, John HELP HIM and let down your SHINY GOLDEN FLUFFY HAIR???

I cant stop giggling

Details under the cut!

RAINE, you have no idea HOW MUCH I LOVE YOUR SIDE!!!

oh HOLY shit this is the best thing I've ever created, LETS DO THAT AGAIN SOME DAY

[totalincandescense]

Tell me why Dan has been acting like we have a gun to his head and we’re making him confess that he loves his man and his man won him a plushie that he’s been carrying around for 15 years. Like. Brother you put up this soap box yourself you brought the megaphone we just happened to be in this damn park

[taltalily]

I Promised And I Shall Deliver

(Turn on sound it's really satisfying)

He got a little crumpled after that...

Dw he's fine now 🙂👍 if you ignore the mental trauma

[bowtiepasta]

ranpo “i can’t jerk off to anyone else” edogawa

[yelmor-boots]

aphrodite, goddess of love, in two different dresses because both colors (all colors) look great on her

@awesome-shoes-with-wings, you're up

[penutsock]

@jellyshoes-fandomfolk, you know green beans are better

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Pt I wash it down but i've never watched it... and neither have you.

Well, hello there, remember when you guys tried to explain Goncharov to me and I said I wanted to create a fake movie/show? Have it, beautiful maggots. Wash It Down the TV show, mostly accurately explained. Kind of. You know me by now.

Everything is a metaphor, except for the things that are subtext.

The rich blonde girl Carla turns into a deranged psychopath, but in a way that is vaguely inspiring. In the year of our lord and damner 2024, any kind of character development is vaguely inspiring. Especially when it's done by Saoirse Ronan.

Purple hearts this RWRB that, you guys are SLEEPING on Nicholas Galitzine's role in Wash It Down. Which is mostly being disappointingly straight, until he isn't, and inspiringly revolutionary, until he isn't. Dan is honestly just a whole neurotic mess, and we at tumblr do love us a good neurotic mess.

It's a tale as old as time, really. Girl meets boy, girl falls for boy, girl meets girl, boy betrays girl, girl falls for girl, boy falls for girl. Just your average love story.

American cops being shits, just another day on planet earth. The DARE program failing miserably, just another day on planet earth.

Yasmin Finney the gorgeous as Talitha, who is very gay, very angry, and disturbingly obsessed with making paper dolls. Which I'm sure will not come into play later in the s--nvm it's another metaphor for the paper-thin veneer of civilised society in a world on fire with rage.

There is a lot of alcohol. Mostly wine. White wine. Which isn't significant, until it is because it is now also a metaphor.

Inappropriately timed renditions of the Mary Poppins 1964 soundtrack, that are guaranteed to slowly ruin your childhood until the word sugar inspires the inner arsonist in all of us.

First-Twilight-movie-levels of intense blue saturation of, well, everything. It's for the metaphor, guys, I'm sure the filmmakers knew what they were doing.

Carla and Dan are absolute OTP, until they aren't, and Carla and Talitha are absolute OTP, until Carla pulls a gun on Talitha and sings a lullaby to her. I am no longer sure the filmmakers knew what they were doing.

The world is Bad Bad Very Bad. Which I'm sure none of us can relate to.

Love is complicated and unstable, but like, in a shippy way. Mostly.

An oddly specific ring of imagery that becomes so convoluted that it starts to parody itself until the show is a metaphor for the show itself and even Christopher Nolan is raising his glass in reluctant admiration.

Senseless cliffhangers that are an interesting directing choice for sure. Bold, but interesting.

More Mary Poppins. Your childhood is entirely ruined. You become an arsonist.

The paper dolls catch fire. You are now part of the metaphor.

Very cute romance with a lot of attempted murder and societal rebellion thrown in. Hallmark is shaking.

Accurate? Who knows. Not you. Not me. Not anyone... yet.

@queermarzipan @madfangirlontheloose tagged for no suspicious reason.

[iamnathannah]

Currently going around on Twitter, this trend begged for a Glorbie twist (and my favorite, Duolingo slander and Richie's fear of losing his streak while trying to fit in with the girls 🤭).

[midnightcandygoblin]

agreste (derogatory)

haha WOW i've never heard THAT one before how ORIGINAL

btw how are the forces of evil treating you ? byatch.

[gemfoxplayz]

@noxtel suffer.

[artcinemas]

@scltbvrns alexa play cope

[mutherlessarch]

I know they’re losing and I pay for my place (nana to tomura <3)

"is that all you have to say to me? " tomura's fists clench. a thousand words getting lost in it. they slam one of those clenched fists into the ground. and it begins to decay. the lines of rot and cracks seeming to begin from xyr own heart. the wail out of their mouth is something almost inhuman.

they are the sovereign. the king of villains. raised - no cracked, decayed, and reformed out of her image. the resulting evil left bares no resemblance to nana shimura. tenko shimura is NOT dead PLEASE SEE REASON THEY'RE NOT SO LONG AS YOU LIVE. they are all for one's marionette. an abused child now the festering husk of a would be favorite son.

the iron tang of blood in their mouth is achingly familiar. xe let out another miserable wail. the other fist hitting the ground another wave of decay striking what remains of the earth.

" you don't get to look so sad and talk about all you have lost! i'm right here! i'm still alive! but i'm not am i. I HATE IT HERE! " both fists come down with more force. and everything in front of you turns putrid. " isn't this is the way it always it fucking goes! "

[sweetbitterbitten]

much is the merriment even in midwinter, that no cage nor confinement could keep it from seeping into every stern or stunted heart. spiced wine warmed cheeks and lent itself to laughter hung low among banquet tables, as evergreen from the rafters.

the king's newly titled kin, royal sister who stepped, with all graciousness from the throne, wove as bright ribbon throughout the court - adorned in his majesty's gift of the season: a gown of GOLD and promising pomegranate.

p r i e d ...from another's cold and grave-ensconced frame.

presented and paraded on the F L E S H of the l i v i n g .

starter for @threecardtrick

[ziyuanyuan1113]

Maybe it's because I have a weakness for toxic female characters, but I wanted Rumi to crash out even harder and go full demon mode with Jinu

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[sadgirlautumn]

“kids spend too much time on their devices” well what else are they supposed to do? there’s no corner shops with pinball machines in them on every corner anymore. there’s no malls or stores in small towns for teens to hang out in without being suspected of shoplifting or kicked out for loitering. sidewalks are too broken for them to ride their bikes and there’s no bike lane in the street to make it safe for them. i just don’t understand where they expect these kids to go when they keep taking places away from them. and yes having no safe public places for them is what leads a lot of teens into addiction if they end up at a place where people aren’t truly looking out for them.