#zach. ( thread. )

[silvianap]

Gwendoline Christie & the cast at the "Severance" installation at the More London Riverside 🎈

📆 March 26, 2025

(-> twitter thread)

[andie-platonically]

i first listened to mistake on a plate while driving alone for two hours in the middle of the night through the desolate nothingness that is west texas (and feeling paranoid because i kept smelling oil, which like, yeah dude, it’s west texas) and so when i relistened to it i was like it cannot be as good as i remember i just had to be in a weird headspace but no it really is that good top tier off book ep i think it rewired my brain chemistry

[mercurysunstar]

who: open where: all night diner 2

"you know what this place reminds me of? pops from riverdale except... not from like a hundred years ago ya know." zach said shoving a fry in his mouth. it was food and he was hungry, plus with it being nearly midnight it was one of the few places that was open. "was that show a fever dream? did you ever hear about it or did i like hallucinate it while i was high one night cause that's also a real possibility."

[ofgrenvde]

closed starter @blackbcxwarning

Nox wandered through the festival crowd, glass of wine in hand, feeling oddly unburdened. Elisa's kiss had left him disoriented in a way extraction jobs never did, creating confusion he wasn't equipped to handle. Through throngs of people enjoying their spring afternoon, he caught sight of Bronson near a wine booth, face split with a grin so wide it seemed painful. Nox hadn't planned to speak to anyone, but curiosity pulled him forward against his better judgment. "Bronson," he called, a smile on his. "You're practically radiating. What happened? Did you con a big fish?"

[cyberneticatoms]

WHERE: State Fair WHO: Zach Ryan (@mercurysunstar)

Ward was staring in mild horror and fascination at what Zach was eating. "Ok, look I get that half the appeal of this thing is the weird food combos that might as well be stoner food. But what the fuck are you eating?" He'd settled for a perfectly normal and plain corn dog, taking a small bite. "If you end up in the bathroom I'm leaving you behind."

[chaosandcrimson]

LOCATIONS: State Fair FOR: Zach Ryan ( @mercurysunstar )

Trixie had gone to buy herself an ice cream cone when she spotted Zach in a different line. Approaching him, she flashed him a warm smile and waved. "Hey, it's my favourite Ryan," she said, before twirling to show off her fit. "So, is today the day I finally manage to convince you that my name is Trixie? Or have I dressed too much like Betty Cooper for that?" Not that she really minded Zach's wild theory about being in a TV show.

[helllords]

I may have done these before but… Green is Zach… which is interesting….

Blue is the big HK.

type bingo.

" Oh, darling, I know you were made for me~. "

There is a hint of confusion and surprise that crosses his features before his eyes flicker from Asmodeus back to Zachary. " I suppose we could--- get along. "

There is a satisfied smirk behind her hand. Good luck getting that lipstick off of him, she will make sure to get the most long-lasting one specifically for him.

[jokerislandgirl32]

Okay Soooo…

Zach’s pants are visibly torn/ripped in this scene, we see his little heart printed undies…🤭 no I don’t absolutely adore them

Yet…. somehow, not even two seconds later, when he’s ranting about the “hippo-platter-mouth” his pants are perfectly fine 🤔.

So, HOW IN THE WORLD were they fixed?!?!

Did some tiny spybots sew them back together (not likely as they were not introduced until the next episode, Creature Power Challenge, in season 2), or did he shove the tattered raiments up under his sweater (which is also unlikely because you’d still see the jaggedness from the rip), or did a Zachbot borrow his invisibility cloak and sew them back together (again not likely as he had not yet invented the cloak until season 3 and this episode was in season 2).

Anyway, feel free to reply/reblog with your thoughts and opinions because I’ve got no other explanation except that this must be another Wild Kratts animation goof, lol!

[anoetics]

@soulwounded / any involvement in a car accident, however minor, is probably something she should outsource to her therapist, had she ever had an interest in obtaining one. instead:     she's sitting on a curb in an anxious, begrudging wait for some kind of medical attention, one hundred percent due to the unscathed  ( and at fault, sienna feels the need to point out )  woman in the other car's insistence she would otherwise be sued for sienna's nonexistent medical bills for the small cut just above her brow. and then, as if her day couldn't get more ridiculous, medical attention comes in the form of    —    "   you stalking me or something, shephard?   " she looks (and sounds) shaken up, though only by sienna kinney standards. but still, with zach, it's ever casual.

[goblinkingg]

where / the ford residence (pool house) when / late afternoon with / zach @saddleoiled

"fuck." whatever sam grabbed hold of to pull himself up off the floor had given way under his weight, sending him face first into a pile of half inflated pool floats and foam noodles. sam rolls over to his back. his jeans are twisted around his ankles and the concrete floor is somehow ice cold on his bare ass despite the overwhelming heat outside and the sweat dripping down his forehead.

"swear to god if you you fuckin' laugh at me right now i'm never doing this again. help me up." he holds his hand up in the air, waiting for zach's help. this is what he gets for fucking on the job. not that it's the first time. and even if zach does laugh at him, he's sure it won't be the last.

[bcckmcskcd]

closed starter for @ghostsbrokenbyfairytales (zach) location: dale's place

Some days, Dale still felt like there was an ocean between them. The history he shared with Zach was a long and bumpy one, the peaks just as high as the lows were. However, despite their differences and forks in the road, they still usually wound up crossing paths again. Maybe that was due to proximity, but Dale liked to think it had more to do with the fact they were just supposed to be in each others lives.

"Sorry; I know it's a bit of a mess." Dale had invited Zach over for a movie night, renting all their favorites from high school. He wasn't entirely sure what kind of movies Zach liked now, but they'd probably talk over them anyway - it was just nice to have on something for background noise. "I haven't really perfected the whole stovetop popcorn yet, so i just went with homemade potato chips - is that cool?"

[thefvrious]

@reevezs sent -> #2 -> riley shinks zach's shirt in the wash.

As Riley sat, folding clothes on the sofa, he started to realize that maybe Zach had been right. Maybe Riley was the world's worst personal assistant. He looked at the t-shirt in his hands, decidedly smaller than it had been when it'd gone into the wash, and then laughed as he pushed himself up and wandered through the apartment looking for the man to whom it belonged. When he found Zach in the other room, Riley stood in the doorway, holding the garment by his pointer finger and thumb. "Recognize this? Maybe you can save it for your firstborn."

[iinkribbons]

continued from here for @tristanacer

"Catch up? My ass has been ahead of you since day one!" He knew Tristan would crack a joke about his height. 1-inch difference, and the man would never let it go. "You are just lucky you finally hit puberty and grew facial hair. Can stop being called baby face now."

"What have you been up to? Probably something stupid." All in good humor.

[mercurysunstar]

who: zach and beckett @sparepcrts

he had his disposable hanging from his mouth as he was digging through his backpack, taking a hit from it and blowing it out the side of his mouth without moving it. "beckett!" zach said waving as the pen fell, grumbling as he picked it back up. "what up man? whatcha doin, you wanna go smoke? or like do literally anything."

[ofgrenvde]

closed starter @blackbcxwarning - zach bronson

Somehow between ordering her coffee and reaching for her keys, Imani became an unwitting participant in what had to be the world's most awkward "meet cute." A tall stranger wearing a red cape and sequined mask tripped right into her path, sending both their drinks flying in a spectacular explosion of caramel macchiato. The ridiculous scene unfolding in the middle of Devil's Junction's busiest coffee shop should have annoyed her. Instead, she surprised herself by letting out a laugh. "You know, when I said I wanted something exciting to happen today, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind." Her fingers absently wiped at the spreading coffee stains on her shirt as she took in his outlandish costume. "So… is the superhero gig not working out, or did you just really need caffeine between saving the city?" God, she needed sleep if she was making jokes with stranger—even ridiculously dressed ones.

[zachariah-frost]

ZACHARIAH FROST as Bob Ross for SHARKY’S COSTUME CONTEST

@aurorabayaesthetic