#zam telling ro to ban him. kill him. kill him again and again and again and again. he would rather die here then live in fear of her

[girlshambogames]

finally watched the stone sword stream and i feel So Sane abt drastics. btw.

[zylian]

Zam fighting Mapicc at spawn stream •Zy Summary•

Ok so Zam does a whole “ban me to set me free” on the Pangi stream but Pangi convinces him not to so Zam kinda says the only thing he can do is keep going

On Zams stream he says he saw the parrotx2 video where Mapicc keeps asking to jump Zam so he goes to Spawn to fight Mapicc.

Mapicc & Zam both died to Poopies, the other grabbing each other’s gear (Mapiccs in diamond so really only Mapicc gains good gear from this).

Spoke died twice to Zam as well. Spoke calls them both Npcs & that they’ve swapped places (he gets upset with Zam)

After they stop fighting cause the endermite is around so they both sit on the pig statue and bow each other off.

Bacon & Zam get in vc & acknowledge Zam is the textbook definition of insane as well as saying the twitter ppl aren’t exaggerating about Mapiccs bloodthirst cause they both saw the Parrotx2 video.

Than after a while Zam & Bacon move to Soc inc to talk with Planet but they are followed by Mapicc & Spoke. They are being silly but Mapicc does shake his head “no” at Zam a bunch which just pisses Zam off more.

Bacon convinces Zam it’s pointless to fight Mapicc again so Zam runs away from Soc inc so he can talk with Planet but Zam gets irritated when he sees Mapicc following them.

He says “Go away or die” to Mapicc who than tells Planet to “tell Zam to play nice” which results in them just hitting each other without pots repeatedly

Then Bacon says Ros logging on (Lie) so Zams pressured to either fight or leave, Zam asks Planet to tell him to fight or not and Planet says to fight (he is bored)

Zam pots and than him and Mapicc actually start fighting, no one or entity intervenes this time so it’s attrition type battle again.

Mapicc loses and says “gg” “no gaps” and he drops mostly diamond everything except for a netherite axe & pick. He does drop 16 gaps but he didn’t have pots on him (dropped 2 empty bottles guessing that was his last strength 1’s)

Mapicc still has Zams entire set from when poopies the endermite killed him which includes the sword “blood of the fallen”

Don’t know if Mapicc will continue using diamond but later on Zam chats with Planet and Bacon about them telling him to not trust eclipse.

Spoke watches (not in vc). After they leave Zam just runs in a random direction VERY conflicted and sees Spoke following him, they stand on different mountains for a moment.

Zam asks in chat why he’s following him and Spokes response is “fucking hypocrites” than logs off

Zam assumes Spokes mad at both him & Mapicc

[donut-cloud]

Lifesteal incorrect quotes

Rek: How was the honeymoon? Branzy: Clown got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate. Branzy: He said, “good luck trying to return me without the receipt��. Branzy: I love him.

Zam: Leo was banned from the buffet place, so we had to go out of town to get food.

Leo: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Zam: Leo, you ate a chair.

Ashswag: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.

Rekrap: Those are wanted posters

Ash: You're pretty bad at this.

Red: Thank you!

Ash: Wha- That wasn't a compliment!

Red: I've decided to focus on the positive aspects of life now!

Red: So you just called me pretty!

Ash: Wth

Parrot, to Rek: There are two types of people in this group. Observe.

Parrot: The floor is lava!

Vortex: *quickly helps Ro, Zam and Woogie onto the counter*

Mapicc: *pushes Spoke off the sofa*

Parrot: See?

Subz: If we die, I'm going to get Vitalasy’s ghost to teach my ghost how to play music, so I can annoy the hell out of your ghost.

Clutch: I'll just hire Oasis's ghost to kick your ghost's ass.

Oasis: My ghost won't associate with your ghost

Zam, texting: Leo, there’s a spider on the outside of the bathroom door. Can you get rid of it?

Zam, texting: Leo?

Leo, texting: Leo is dead. You’re next.

Leo, texting: love, The Spider.

Branzy: Can I have some water?

Vitalasy: *starts chugging his water bottle* Vitalasy: *chokes from drinking too fast*

Vitalasy: *spills water all over himself* Vitalasy, coughing: I don't have any water for people that betray purple duo >:(

Mapicc: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.

Rek: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.

Mapicc: Not when you’re playing with Ro, it’s not. They put words like “carpe diem” and I put “dog.

Zam: Why are you like this??

Ash: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since

Spoke: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?

Clown: Get the fuck out of my house.

Spoke: What gif I don't want to?

Clown: Fuck You

Zam: What if I pour coffee in my cereal instead of milk?

Don, walking by and taking the coffee pot: And what if you don't?

Zam: That's okay we still have orange juice!

Spepticle: It’s so nice to feel wanted, you know?

Branzy loading a crossbow: NOT BY THE LAW!!

Ashswag: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!

Reddoons: Really? Name one law.

Ashswag: Don't kill people?

Reddoons: That's on me. I set the bar too low

Ashswag: *appear*

Reddoons: Ah, we meet again, my old arch enemies.

PrinceZam:…

PrinceZam: I thought I was your arch enemy?

Reddoons: I have a life outside of you, Zam

Hairdresser: How would you like your hair cut?

Clown: Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass.

Branzy: Sweet dog you got there. Police: Yes, this is our new drug sniffing dog. Branzy: Still training huh? Police: What do you mean? Branzy: Branzy: Never mind.

Branzy: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products! Branzy: *sprays hairspray in their mouth* Branzy: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.

Branzy: I would do anything for money. *later* Branzy, covered in blood: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS!

Spoke: So according to the cease and desist order I got, apparently you can’t ‘legally’ be a lawyer if your license is ‘cut out of a cereal box’.

*the TV is freaking out* Branzy: Don’t worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support. *unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes* Branzy: Yeah, that didn’t work with my grandma either.

Mappic: So I can either do something dumb that could very well get me injured or I can listen to Ro and not do the thing, Mappic: Well there’s a clear right answer here. Mappic: *proceeds to throw five packs of mentos into a barrel full of diet coke

Spoke: I lost my fish, can you help me find it? Parrot, cooking the fish: What? I couldn't hear you, please speak up.

Subz: I trusted you! Vitalasy: Why

Subz: What is wrong with you? Vitalasy: Loaded question. Elaborate.

Vitalasy: How does one turn their emotions off? Subz: Okay, so first go to settings. Subz: I'm a fucking idiot, I thought that said emojis at first. Vitalasy: No, I'm still willing to try this, go ahead. I'm at settings, what do I do next?

Vitalasy : I am literally evil incarnate. Vitalasy : I’m not actually, I just enjoy being evil. Vitalasy : Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I’m making a conscious effort.

Subz: We’re all in this together. If one of us falls, we all fall. Nobody is expendable on this team. Vitalasy : Sounds fake but ok.

Clown walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Branzy, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK. Branzy, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)

Zam: Hey, I see those leaves, where are you from? Don: Canada. Zam: AAYYYE, I KNEW IT! ME TOO! Parrot: Did you just identify a country by looking at its leaves

McClutch: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this. Vitalasy : Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!

Vitalasy : Ashswag, we're hungry! Branzy: Ashswag! What's for dinner? Subz: We're hungry, Ashswag! Ashswag, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*

Clown, confused and exasperated: Branzy, how do you plan on telling a bear to go vegan? Branzy: Politely

Reddoons, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed? Ashswag : *half asleep* Red, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to himself* the Queen.

Reddoons: Hey, can you do me a favor? Ashswag: Sorry, I have to go do literally anything other than this. Reddoons: You don’t even have a legitimate reason? Ashswag: Oh, no, I do. Reddoons: Well, what is it? Ashswag: You see, I simply don’t give a fuck.

Parrot, smugly, after security arrives to escort Branzy and Ashswag out: So, do you wanna walk out of here or do you wanna be carried out? Branzy, in defeat: Let’s go. Ashswag: Wait. Branzy: What? Ashswag: I’d kinda like to be carried out...

Vitalasy : Adults are the most insanely stupid people I have the displeasure of interacting with. Branzy, referring to themself and Subz: Even us? Vitalasy : Especially you guys. Subz: Branzy: Subz: Petition to kick Vitalasy out so he stops insulting us. Branzy: Seconded.

Branzy: I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can’t take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth

Vitalasy : FUCK THE CHAIR. PARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE DURING A SINCERE HEART TO HEART DISCUSSION WITH A DEAR FRIEND IN NEED! Vitalasy : BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE! AWAY WITH YE, FOUR LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST BASIC AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF COMFORT YOU SUPPLY! Ashswag: Vitalasy just threw a tantrum about a chair. Ashswag: I just won Vitalasy Tantrum Bingo.

Branzy: Come on, Ashswag! How any times do I have to apologize? Ashswag: Once! Branzy: ...No.

Vitalasy : So we're gathered here today for a very special reason and I think you'll all agree with me here. Vitalasy : And if you don't well then fuck you. Vitalasy : I'm looking at you, Subz, you jealous mop.

Reddoons: When I see  attractive people like Ashswag, I just laugh because I know if we lived in the Aztec culture, they'd be sacrificed for their beauty. Vitalasy : I mean, that's one way to cope with not being attractive. McClutch: Works for me.

Branzy: I warned you. Branzy: I'm perfect.

Ashswag: I'd make fun of your height but there isn't enough to make fun of.

Vitalasy : I just wanna be called cute 21/7. Branzy: Why no 24/7? Vitalasy : Snack breaks.

Branzy: So I got this amazing plan! Rekrap : We fail almost every time you say that. Branzy: Well this is the same! But with a chicken involved.

McClutch: I wouldn’t put it in those words exactly. Branzy: Why not? McClutch: Because I don't know what they mean.

McClutch, as a child, reading their school assignment out loud: I love my library because... McClutch, mouthing words while writing: I love reading, fuck you.

Vitalasy: I hate you. Branzy: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.

Clown: I love you. Branzy: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that. *Clown and Branzy kiss passionately* Rekrap, to Chief : You owe me 20 dollars.

Vitalasy : I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on.

*out grocery shopping* Subz: *takes a free sample twice* Subz: Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.

Subz: You... you saved me. You're not a beast at all. YOU'RE A HERO, AN UGLY UGLY UGLY HERO! Ashswag: Call me ugly again, and maybe I will eat you.

Ashswag: I am an expert at identifying birds. Reddoons: Okay, what about those ones flying over there? Ashswag: Yeah, they're all birds.

Ashswag: Ugh, there’s always that weak bitch in the group who isn’t down with murder. Ashswag: *glares at Spepticle* Spepticle: Well, sorry I have morals!

Vitalasy , seeing a banana on the car seat: What the FUCK?? Vitalasy , buckling the banana up: Fucking buckle UP, it’s the LAW!

Clown: Branzy, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason. Branzy, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than their size: Spooky.

Branzy: Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce. Vitalasy : What's wrong with you?? Branzy: I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention. McClutch: No, they mean other than that. Branzy: Ohhhhhh. Branzy: I haven't slept in 4 days.

Vitalasy : What's worse than a heartbreak? McClutch: Stepping on a cat's tail and not being able to explain that you're sorry.

Vitalasy: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.

Parrot: I'm not mean. Name one mean thing I’ve ever done. Spoke : When we were younger, you convinced me eggs weren't real. Parrot: They're not. Spoke : Haha, very funny. Parrot: I'm serious. Didn't you hear? Spoke: No... what happened? Parrot: ...Why would you fall for this again-

Reddoons : I intend to stay pissed at you forever. Reddoons: Even if I seem helpful. Ashswag : Then you're in luck. Ashswag: Because you don't.

McClutch: What happened to Ashswag? Subz: They died. McClutch: They what? Subz: They died, but they’re okay. McClutch: …Can you please clarify? Ashswag: Clarification is for the weak.

Branzy: *pitches an idea* Chief, impressed: Huh, there might be something here! Rekrap, under their breath: Yeah, a lawsuit.

Rekrap: Isn’t a bit dangerous? Branzy: Rek, please. We’ve in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt. Rekrap: ... Branzy: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt. Rekrap: ... Branzy: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves in the way home.

[girlshambogames]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i cant stop thinking abt drastics & the stone sword. abt zam looking mapicc and ro in the eye and telling them to kill him again and again and again— he will never stop fighting them. and ro does it. she looks into the eyes of someone she'd once considered her teammate and she kills him repeatedly; cutting him down again and again so he knows that just as he will never falter, she will never let him get in her way. they're both people unwilling to back down no matter the cost of what theyre doing, whether it is killing someone you could never bring yourself to hate even after they betrayed u or if its dying to someone who never treated you as a true equal even When you were meant to be teamed.

another thing i found interesting abt this incident as well is that for as much as ro kept mapicc on a tight leash, she herself never seemed to listen to him when he told her to stop. that he doesnt like this plan. that she shouldnt do this. up until the betrayal, it was Always him who followed her loyally and went against his own feelings and beliefs for what she wanted. even during the stone sword incident when he was telling her to stop killing zam, He was the one who put zam on 1 heart bc it was what ro wanted. zam had 2 hearts but ro was convinced he was trying to make her ban him so she refused to kill him again, so mapicc did it For her to ensure that zam is actually on 1 like ro had wanted (even if mapicc gave back a heart after finding out zam had a branzy stream to do the next day LOL)

[zylian]

Genuinely distraught about Zam being in a team with massive trust issues on all side between every single person

(There is no way that ends well at all)

Mapicc looking at Zam while telling Ro about how he can’t just tell Ro everything in one go

(Does Mapicc not agree with Zam being told everything or is Zam in the dark unknowingly again-)

Spoke making it clear he only needs Zam & Mapicc

(is it cause both of those guys helped him in the duped war aka follow orders unlike Ro)

Mapicc immediately catching on when Zam said “for Subz” he meant killing absolutely everyone & everything

(They we’re laughing but damn he picked up on that so quick omg they know each other so well wtf)

Mapicc folding but still not telling Spoke that he TOLD Ro to say Ash’s name

(He admitted to 90% of that but than Spoke was more curious about Ash’s name so is it a bluff on spokes part or is he actually concerned about Ash being brought up-)

The way other members finding out it’s Spoke, Mapicc & Zam is treated like it’s the worst thing ever

(I don’t get how that would make it worse, is it cause players would be less inclined to use stuff from the wormhole?)

Spoke kinda insinuating Parrot told on them to Ro so Ro probably knows what they can do

(which makes zero sense since Mapicc was more inclined to be on Parrots good side? Cause Ro leaded the killing Parrot thingy)

(Kinda reasonable tho cause Ro & Parrots goals may align)

So:

Mapicc helped Ro but knows he’s useful to Spoke, he’s only here for fun

Zam doesn’t trust any of them but needs them to reach his goal which is s5 for Subz

Spoke who’s words can’t be trusted at all, supposedly has issues with Parrot but actively told him about the control room

Spoke leads all of it and apparently he keeps Mapicc on his side cause he’s quick on his feet and Zam presumably was “fate” by asking him but than there’s the “so he can’t ban himself” thing so I’m thinking it’s more because he focuses on getting work done and WILL grind (why does Spoke keep mentioning ppl having bases)

This team is connected by a string and I pray it doesn’t get cut, pls just doom the server together pls and thx