#zedaph scientist

[ashuneko]

zedaph!

zed for hermit a day may day 26!

[twolonelystars]

started watching zedaph hc s8 and this is what ive taken away from it so far

[boobilby]

Team Z.I.T.S (why on gods name would you name your team that idk)

[beyondborderlands]

Hermit-a-Day May, Day 26: Zed!

The one and only!! He's so filled with delight by the experiments and discoveries he makes in the game—you can feel the amazement and excitement with him :)

[ghostyclay]

MUMBO IS GONA DO SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH ON HERMITCRAFT???? HE'S BUILDING A RESEARCH CENTER FOR IT BC HE WANTS TO "PROOVE SOME THEORIES"???!!!

I'm getting Zedaph season 8 deja vu

[allay-uxini]

I think it'd be funny to make Stacy and Zedaph cousins just because both their channel names end in 'plays'

They've never interacted before, but it'd be funny

[zedif-y]

so sometimes i have stress dreams. typically they range from "you are being chased by something or the law and you need to RUN" to "you are late for (thing i'm looking forward to) due to unforseen and increasingly insane circumstances"... however sometimes it's "you have to do (x thing) NOW or the WORLD WILL EXPLODE" or something equally dramatic. we'll come back to that.

another thing is that if i fall asleep listening to something, whether it be a video or music, there are times when it enters and affects my dreams. for example, i had a dream where i could hear the one song i had on repeat blasting into my ears and it was enough to muffle the voices of the people i was talking to in the dream, one of them even going "are you going to take off your headphones, or what?" which made me attempt to do so to no avail, on account of being asleep.

also related, i've been dipping in and out of consciousness rewatching zedaph videos.

all this to say: i just woke up disoriented and unreasonably stressed, with the only coherent thing i remember from my dream being zedaph telling me "YOU NEED TO GET IN MY HOLE."

[docmplex]

a zeds

[bluebell612]

Hermit A Day May 26! Zedaph!

is that sheep looking at me is how I got into him

[summer2-0]

"trust...the process my friend..."

[corviddrawsstuff]

Yknow the effect hello kitty has on her fandom where despite the canon material, they’ve collectively decided she’s into human experimentation and gore? Hermitblr does the same thing to Zedaph except I think one day he’ll actually do it and nobody will be surprised

[solidwater-arts]

[Day 50]

[ID: A digital drawing of Zedaph resting his arms and head on the edge of the illustration, holding up a test tube filled with a sparkling purple liquid and shaking it in front of his face, looking at the viewer through it. The background is a black-purple gradient with glowy pink particles that become more sparse as the background color gets darker. /End ID]

I wasn't able to finish the drawing I wanted to make for today, so I'm posting this WIP I've had for ages. I was never gonna finish it so I just touched it up a bit to make it pretty

[heraheroina]

Holy late anyways Zed concept

[chillingwithotto]

The Effects of: Redstone

The master post of my fic that is both here and on AO3. I will be posting the link to the fic here as well as the chapter links in here too. Enjoy and be kind (:

The Effects of: Redstone AO3 Link

Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | Chapter 6

[astronomodome]

Objective Scientific Inquiry, And Other Things That Are Not Denial

Part 1/?

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Things I know:

There are 24 hours in a day, 7 days in a week, and 52 weeks in a year. Humanity has used the patterns of the sun and moon in the sky to determine this.

Every day is followed by a night, which is followed by a day again. The lengths of the days may vary depending on the time of year, but this is always true.

Today, it is 22 December, 2021. It is winter. This means that the days are shorter and the nights are longer.

As of my writing this, the night of 22 December, 2021 has lasted for approximately 42 hours and 19 minutes. This is to be expected, since in winter, the days are shorter and the nights are longer.

I am not an astronomer. I am a scientist, though, so I know these things are true.

It is a beautiful night. The stars are twinkling in the sky, the wind is blowing gently, and the sea outside the laboratory is sloshing pleasantly against the cliffside.

Is what Zedaph would say, if any of that was actually happening.

In truth, the night is long and red and terrible. Everything is all wrong- the sea was roiling and tossing and throwing itself around angrily, the wind is whipped up into a frenzy, and the stars- oh, the stars- they are blotted out by dust and smoke and-

But everything inside the lab is safe and clean and sterile white as always. Inside, there is quiet and peace, as usual. And so, as the night goes on, Zedaph sits in his most comfortable chair and takes inventory. His experiments are important enough to catalogue, but he’s spent the whole season so far doing that, so right now, he catalogues his thoughts. And he sits. And he waits. And every so often he remembers that this chair is one of those ones where you can spin around in it, so he spins around until his brain isn’t tired anymore, and then he continues to wait.

You see, Zedaph is a scientist. And one thing Zedaph knows about scientists is that they can be very calm when an experiment is in progress. Everything is going according to plan and will be over soon, and then he will be able to step outwards and put the night in a fancy objective frame and say, here is what happened. This is why that happened and that is why this happened. And here is what we have learned.

Scientists think this way because they are smart and learn to separate themselves from the experiment so as not to add unnecessary variables. Scientists have clean workspaces and bright white labcoats and testing chambers. Scientists know what is real and what is not. Scientists sit in spinny chairs and brood to themselves. Scientists know outside influence is a risk. Scientists don’t think about the moon.

Zedaph is a scientist. And so he spins around in his chair again, and his thoughts fly out in all directions away from him, like a great big explosion. And he thinks about patterns and the sun and the stars and he does not think about the moon.

~~~

[kleinpika]

Decided to watch zedaphs s8 episodes and just wanted to do some quick silly sketches of him. What a silly scientist!