#zeeeeee.!!!!!...!!!!

[angelicintention]

you can gaze at the creature thoguh!!

tootsie roll ^_^

It looks like food. Can I eat it?

No. That's a person.

Ooooh.. I didn't see the.. limbs.

[citrusacidic]

[wakes up from coma] zee spotted.

[aggressive-2na]

My friend @kikis-inheritance colored the line art i made. First time having someone color anything i custom made on my own. Feels good man!! :D

[sunsetsandsunshine]

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD!❣️ Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people you adore! Absolutely no pressure but. It's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out <3

(love you! *muwah* 💗🥰)

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[moonchild-in-blue]

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[hangryyell]

Early Mornings

Trigger Warning:⚠️ cumshot, spanking, dirty talk, dry humping, humping, hair pulling

Word Count: 1889

Summary: Joel and Zuri had the house to themselves since Ellie had to go out on patrol.

"Joel! Joel I'm setting out," the sound of the walkie talkie going off on the dress in Joel's room gave you a start, his arm slung around your waist, hand full of tiddy as he slept. His light snores were muffled as his face was pressed into the pillow.

"Z? Are you there?" came Ellie's question. You slowly pulled from Joel, he rolled onto his right side and curled around his pillow. You walk over to the dresser, long curly hair brushing your naked shoulders. It was a nice cool night, the windows were open, curtains blowing with the slight breeze. The sun wasn't up yet

"Zeeeeee." came Ellie in a whispered tone. You chuckle softly and grab the walkie, slipping out of the room and closing the door behind you.

"Yes Ellie, I'm awake."

"'Least somebody is," she mumbled into the walkie talkie. "I'm heading out, I'll be back later this evening if everything goes well."

"Alright, oh! Wait come up to the house, I got some jerky and breads for you to take with you." you explained to her.

"Sweeeet, kids at school are definitely gonna be jealous," her reply came through. You can't help but laugh at that, turning the walkie off. You slip back into the room and put it back. Slipping on one of Joel's shirts that had been tossed onto the chair by his desk, you still had your underwear on.

You went downstairs and opened the door to the back of the house to let Ellie in, she was with her backpack. "Mornin'." you greet her going over to the bread box.

"Jerky is two diff flavors, spicy one is for Dina, but you're welcome to try for yourself." you explained as you put everything into her pack.

"Thank yooou, see you guys later," Ellie said, fixing her bag on her shoulders.

You give her a hug, "See you bug. Be safe." The brunette left and you locked the door behind her. You yawned as you went back upstairs, gathering your hair behind your shoulders. You pull the shirt off and toss it back on the chair where you got it from. Crawling back into bed, hand sliding along Joel's side. He jumped awake, hand already taking yours.

"Shhh, it's alright. It's me." you tell him softly. He relaxes, turning to face you, putting his face in the crook of your neck. He slid his leg between both of yours, his arm going around you to hold you close. The feel of his facial hair set a shudder through you, his warm body on yours was heaven.

"Where'd ya go?" came his mumbled question, breath ghosting along your throat. You ran fingers through his hair. Joel's hand ran up and down your back until he had a handful of your ass, pressing you closer.

"Ellie was on the walkie. She left for patrol." you told him, licking your lips as he squeezes the globe in his hand. The elder hums at your response, kissing along your throat. He lifted his knee, the one between your legs to press against your core. The sharp intake of breath at that had the other smiling against your throat.

"S-she said she'll be back later. Sent her off with the jerky we made and some of the bread I baked." you continued to talk, heart hammering in your chest as his lips trailed down your throat. He planted open mouthed kisses along your bare collarbones.

"She's gonna come home and complain 'bout that jerky." he said, tongue lapping along the tops of your breasts.

“I-I know,” came your soft reply. Your cheeks were warm, your stomach filling with liquid want. The hand on your ass glided along the back of your thigh, hooking your leg over his hip. Joel slotted up against you, a soft groan falling from him as he rutted against you. He was hard and willing.

You gasped as he moved against you, using you to get off. It was so hot honestly. The hand that hooked your leg continued up the back of your thigh, squeezing and massaging. You licked your lips, moving your hips with his after a little while.

“So wet for me baby.” he panted against your skin. You could feel how wet you were from all this teasing. He bent a little more and captured one of your nipples in his mouth.

“Fuck Joel,” you whimpered as you arched into his mouth. He added some pressure with his teeth, sharp pain had you gasping, hand reaching into his hair to hold him tight to you. “Oh, d-do that again.” you pant. Joel slapped your thigh, hard. Your hips bucked, trying to get away from the pain, his cock brushing your clit from your sudden movement.

He slapped your ass next and that earned a moan from you. The brunet switched nipples and abused that nub. The fingers in his hair tightened as he also used his teeth for this one.

“J-Joel please,” you pant. You’re soaked at this point, making both of you a mess. “I want you inside me.” The leg you had over him you tightened around him holding him to you closer.

“Hold on baby, so close.” he murmured. He pulled from your chest to pull you down for a kiss. He continued to rut against you until you came, bucking against him as your orgasm tore through you.

“That’s it baby, give it all to me.” he groaned, still sliding against your wet folds through the fabric of both your underwear. You hold onto him for dear life as you shake apart, fingers tugging his hair, your leg squeezing him against you.

“F-fuck,” you hiss, catching your breath. Joel hums and leans forward for another kiss, stealing the air from your lungs.

“Turn over onto your stomach for me baby.” Joel told you, lightly patting your ass. He pulled from your hold and you did as you were told, turning onto your stomach. Small aftershocks shook your legs as you settled after that first orgasm.

Joel kissed along your shoulders, hands moving along your rolls. He pressed his hips against you, sliding his clothed length against you. He did this a couple more times before taking his underwear off. He never moved to take yours off. The feel of his length against your core with your messy boyshorts still on had your stomach rolling with desire. This was something new.

Joel cursed, “Fuck Zuri. I want you even messier for me. One more.” he slid his length through your folds and then between your cheeks. The thin layer of your underwear keeping him from you just drove you crazy. You pressed back against him, moaning into the pillow under you.

“Jus’ like that baby,” the elder slurred. His hands gripped your hips, holding you in place as he just used you.

“Pussy gonna be so wet when I finally fill you.” he hummed, hands spreading your cheeks and shaking them as he rolled his hips. You moaned and cursed into the pillow, hearing Joel coo and whisper to you like that just made you want to be filled more. You were so busy just focusing on how he moved his hips, how he slid along your folds; that when he spanked you hard you moaned loudly. You shook your hips, reach back to grab him. Joel was right there taking your hand and kissing your fingers, pressing tighter to you so you could touch his chest and sides.

“D-do that again, harder.” you whined, looking at him over your shoulder. Your hair shifted to cover the bottom half of your face. Those hazel eyes honed in on you.

“Like being spanked baby?” he questioned right as his free hand came down on the opposite cheek and hit you. That sharp pain just made your cunt throb, you were so empty you hated his teasing. That’s a lie, it drove you fucking wild, you loved when he took his time. You pressed back against him more, the feeling of your underwear right now just made you wetter. The both of you making the fabric absolutely soaked.

You put your face into the pillow to muffle your noise. “No baby I wanna hear you.” came from Joel as he gathered your hair again and yanked your head up. That kind of pain sent a shudder through you. You cursed as he tightened his hold on your hair.

“Joel fuck me,” came your plea. “Want you inside so bad. Pussy’s so empty without you.” You roll and rock against him, he bent and kissed along your spine. He pulled your hair more, having you completely sitting on your knees pressed back against him. His free hand came around and began to play with your nipples.

“Pussy gonna have me, don’ worry.” he promised, pushing your hair to the front of your shoulder so he could kiss and suck the skin there. He ran a hand up to wrap around your throat, thumb stroking along your pulse. Joel took his time of course, rutting and thrusting against you; hands worshiping every inch of skin he could get his hands on.

You arched into his hands, whining at how hot your skin felt, how your stomach was on fire. When Joel let you go you went right back to gripping that pillow and rocking back against him.

The elder kissed down your back, nipping, biting and spanking your ass along the way. He slipped his cock under your underwear and groaned feeling how wet you were.

“Yesss, right there please put it in.” you begged, reaching back to spread your folds for him. The elder just continued to slide along your lips, brushing against your clit just right.

“Please Joel.” You earned a slap on the ass for that, another whine and another slap. You were throbbing at this point. You could feel your mess start to move down your thighs.

Joel brought you to the edge several times like this, your pleas falling on deaf ears as he continued to rut against you. Your ass was hot from the spanking, your scalp buzzing from him pulling your hair. He just continued to mumble ‘one more baby, just one more’ when you beg for him to put it in.

Your legs shook at how overstimulated you were, how him brushing your clit had you trying to move away. He held your hips fast to keep you in place. After a while Joel got you to cum one more time and then he was finishing with a curse against your folds, keeping his load trapped between you and your underwear.

“F-fuck baby.” he groaned, hands smoothing along your back and sides. He moved back to lay next to you and pull you to him. You panted and shook slightly from your most recent orgasm. Curling in on him, putting your face in his neck.

“When we wake up, I’m riding you until the wheels fall off okay?” you promise him.

Joel laughed at that. “Least I could do after torturing you like that.” he hummed, hand settling on your hip. You pulled from his throat and saw the sky was lighter than before. Felt the mess between your legs. You snuggled close and the both of you fell back asleep.

[perry-fics]

Another funny fragment from an interview with Steve

"Once we played in Japan and the audience was real reserved," recounts Perry, "So we decided that during the encore we'd jump into the orchestra pit, which was real close to the people. That was a mistake," he says, almost singing the words. His voice takes on a trembling quality. "They broke loose, came running down and it was cra-zeeeeee! The security guy picked me up from behind, turned me sideways and dumped me like a sack of potatoes on the side of the stage. I was pissed then, but then I found out why they had to do that. Gregg had lost his shirt, literally! They ripped it right off him. They get excited over there."

[luigislady]

Whenever Z. gets flustered, if he has the chance he'll pull the strings of his hoodie until you can't see his face and it's like the cutest shit ever

The other members would be shaking his shoulders and Robaire would be like 'so Zeeeeee how u feeelinnnnnggg 👀' meanwhile Z. just wants to disappear 😭😭

[obsessivevoidkitten]

About to write a drabble that popped into my head about a punk rock alpha at a super crowded concert and darling omega reader left all alone. Will anyone hear their screams in all the noise? Will anyone even care??

Find out next time on YANDERE BALL ZEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

[tartagliove]

ZEEEEEE thank u for ur kind words wtf :"" i have so much more i wanna say but i'll save it for when i reply to ur ask HEHE...... but i came here to ask !!! can i plsplspls make one for you and childe too!!! 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

HIIII YING!! wahhh no need to thank me!! and take your time answering my ask <3 I'M ALKSDJFAJSDF ??!! wahhhh I'm honored that you're asking to make one for me and Childe! •///• I'd love that if it won't make you too busy.

[angelicintention]

i m ean he doesnt want to go to jail, most of his threats would result in jail

Pathetic.

Jail on earth is nothing compared to the underworld. He'd be fine, and would probably survive it. Tell him to get a grip, and actually kill the people he threatens.

[ Okay, edgelord.. ]

[2knightt]

pookieboobear, it has been TOOOOOOO long snce we've last interacted and i must rectify that wrong.

in other words, how have you been? ❤ *playboy lip and smile*

zee :(((( zeeeeee :(((( ZEEEEEEE :((((💔💔💔💔💔💔

i’ve misses you sososososo much omgomgomg hi my love how are you???!!!!! much must’ve happened!!!

^^ me when i seen u in my inbox btw

[dumbass-tumbler-cryptid]

Are you planning on writing more for the Military Brat series? I love it

Oh thank you 💞

I do plan on writing more I just don’t know when. I’ve got my fics in a rotation for when I write them and currently Military Brat isn’t in the rotation but now that I’m thinking about it I’ll write some one shot ideas I have for this A.U after the next chapter of Visited on the Son.

I was asked to write a sequel to bring your kid to work day where Spider is actually a little terror making work really hard for his father. My idea is that Spider (who’s only 2 in this one shot) couldn’t sleep the night before because he was missing his mom and crying all night also keeping Quaritch up. So they’re both just exhausted and sad with Spider acting out as a result and Quaritch doing his best.

The other one shot I have that I already started a while back centers around the team Deja blue, specifically Lyle, taking care of Spider while Quaritch is gone. My idea for that one is Lyle taking Spider to the park and losing him there. He then has to enlist the help of his whole squad to help him ( spoiler alert: they find him with the Sully kids who are at the park with their grandma Mo’at)

I never finished this one because I kept getting writers block on it. I might have the plot figured out but that doesn’t always mean getting from point A to point B is easy. So I put it aside to work on other things that weren’t giving me writers block but I would really like to finish it.

Just for fun though here’s everything I have written for the one shot. This isn’t the final version but it’s what I have so far so enjoy!

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“Lyle, I need y’a to watch Junior while I’m in a meetin’,” said the Colonel. The child in question’ big brown eyes stared back at him through the bars of his playpen.

“Boss…” the Colonel gave him that look but Lyle pressed on, “this is why little Miles needs to be in nursery school. I’m not a nanny!”

“Welp, today y’a are.” He rose from his chair, scooped up his son who giggled as he was plopped into Lyle’s unexpecting arms, “I need to be at the Pentagon at noon. Should be back by two. Junior should be ready for a nap around one. Just give him some lunch, keep him entertained, then put him to bed.”

Little hands patted Lyle’s face. He tried to avoid them as he said, “Sir, I’ve got my own work to do. How am I supposed to watch a kid all day?”

The father rolled his eyes, “I do it every day Lyle. You’ll be fine. Junior’s an easy kid.”

The Colonel started walking towards the door, leaving the corporal flabbergasted. “You're leaving now!”

“Yeah Lyle. It’s lunch time. Traffic’ll be a mess. I got to go.” He ruffled his son’s hair, eyes lighting with love when the little boy giggled, “I’ll be back. Be good for uncle Lyle, baby boy. I love you.” With that he left.

Lyle stood in the middle of the room in a state of shock, the toddler in his arms squirming for release. He had watched over his nephew plenty of times, but that had been at his bosses house, not on base while he was actively working! I can’t do this.

With little Miles balanced on his hip, Lyle walked out of the office in search of any of his squad to help him. The first member he found was Z-dog and he immediately rushed towards the woman, calling “Z. Z. Z. Zeeeeee.” She turned to him annoyed. Lyle held out little Miles, his tiny feet swinging in the air. “Take the baby.”

Her face twisted up in confusion, “Why do you have the baby.”

Lyle sighed, “the Colonel had a meeting so he dropped the kid on me but I don’t know what to do with him!”

“And I do!”

“Well yeah! You're a…”

“Don’t say it.” Z said in disgust.

“Come on Z. I know you have to be better at this than me.”

Z scoffed, “yeah because I have more than half a brain cell.” Lyle continued to plead, help me with his eyes. Z sighed, “how long is the colonel going to be gone.”

“Till two.”

“So three hours of babysitting.”

“More like two. Boss said to put the little guy down for a nap at one.”

Z looked absolutely exasperated with him, “Jesus Chris, you're freaking out over two hours!”

Lyle shrugged, “I got shit to do.”

Z groaned, “oh my god. Just go on your lunch break early, take the baby to the park, tire him out, feed him, then put him to bed. If you're lucky he’ll sleep till the boss comes back.”

Lyle grinned, “your so smart Z.”

She rolled her eyes, “yeah I know.”

Lyle attempted to set up little Miles’ stroller but failed spectacularly. The toddler giggled as he watched him struggle. Lyle sighed, “I give up.” He scooped up the little boy and started the twenty minute walk to the closest park. Little Miles quickly tired of being held squirming for release. Lyle groaned in frustration, setting the child down to hold his hand while he toddled at his uncle’s side.

After ten minutes Lyle started to become annoyed with the slow pace, surprising the content toddler by picking him up again. Little Miles yelped. He pushed against Lyle’s chest crying, “no, no,no! Down! Down!” Lyle’s panic spiked as he fought to contain the thrashing boy.

He felt the judging eyes of passerby, making his stomach twist. “Come on M.J.” Lyle pleaded, bouncing the boy. Little Miles continued screaming and crying. Lyle sighed, “fine you win.” He set him on his feet. Miles instantly quieted. He smiled as Lyle took his hand again, peacefully continuing on their way.

Finally they made it to the park. It was fairly unpopulated with only a handful of retirees sprinkled throughout the area, a few of them with their grandchildren in tow. Lyle spotted a play area built for younger kids and made a beeline towards it, plopping the little boy on to the cushiony rubber turfing. “Alright bud, what do you want to do?” M.J’s wide curious eyes roved over all the equipment from the swings, to slides, monkey bars, rocking horses, a marry go round, and a sand pit. The toddler silently pointed to the monkey bars. “I think you're too little for that one kid.” The little boy’s brow furrowed in a way that made him look just like his father when angry. He insistently pointed at the monkey bars. Lyle grinned trying and failing to not laugh. “Alright, come here. Let’s try this.” Lyle held little Miles up to the bars. The boy grabbed them one by one, Lyle walking him across, keeping a somewhat lax grip on the toddler so he could think he was actually pulling himself across the monkey bars.

M.J giggled when they reached the end, “again!”

[wrestlezaynia]

Zeeeeee!

A random Ask for you - Do you like breakfast or lunch more? Also what is your favourite breakfast?

<3 - Mitch

I'm not a morning person, so lunch for sure and French toast!

[justgoji]

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VIRTTUALLY HUGS YOU!!

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