#~C: Smiler Alton

[thevalicemultiverse]

Hey guys! I have an amazing game we can play! It's called...

Never. Have. I. EVER!

I even made a little board game of it instead of using our fingers. If you already know the rules, here's just a small reminder. If you haven't done the thing the person says, you move forward, if you have, you stay back. And please be specific, I don't want any confusion going on.

Cuddlepile

Victor: I -- I've actually never played this game, with a board or fingers.

Alice: Neither have I -- comes of missing out on your normal teen years, I presume.

Smiler: I have! Don't worry, it's really easy -- the usual way you play it is that you hold up both of your hands with fingers spread, and everyone takes a turn saying something they've never done. Everyone who has done the thing has to tuck in a finger, and the game keeps going until there's only one person left with any fingers out.

Alice: Oh, all right, that's easy enough. And it sounds like in the board game version, you get to move forward a space if you haven't done the thing, and whoever reaches the end is the winner?

Smiler: That's what I got out of it! [glances at Toonsisters for confirmation]

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[hello-smile]

Smile always!!~

The Smiler is here to remind everyone! Remember to smile!

[catreginae]

A good way to maximize that amount of people that go on a rollercoaster per hour is to use a block sectioning system. If you've ever been on a rollercoaster that just stops for a minute or and you're not at the station yet, congratulations, you've been on a rollercoaster that uses a block sectioning system.

This system breaks up the rollercoaster into chunks of track, something like this:

Station ---- A ---- B ---- C ---- Station

The idea is that you can have a train that is stopped at A, B, C, and the stations, and you can have a train that is in motion between them. The letters are the breaks and the tracks between them are a section or block.

For instance, if you're at A and stopped at A, it's because there's a train in motion between A and B. This section is occupied so it will not let another train enter this section until that train that is in motion reaches and stops at break B. Once it's at break B, there's no train between A and B, so now the train sitting at A can go. The train in section B now has to wait to see if any there are any trains in the next section (between B and C) before it can go to C. When you have multiple trains on the rollercoaster at the same time, this system makes sure they don't collide.

Modern rollercoasters are set up with a computer system that keesp track of where each train is at any given moment and it'll stop the ride if it senses that a train isn't where it's supposed to be. If it's stopped like this, what you should do is follow the length of the track on foot to see if there's a train that's stuck somewhere. The trains are still reliant on gravity for the most part sometimes a train just doesn't have enough momentum to make it the next section and stops in a valley or something. You should find a way to remove the train or move it along to so it can go to the next section. With that section clear, the ride will go again.

This what happened in an accident involving a rollercoaster named The Smiler at Alton Towers. There was a train in the middle of the track that was stuck. The ride correctly identified the fact that there was an occupied section. The ride operators knew there was an extra train on the track but the mechanics who responded didn't know. The mechanics really should have followed the track and they would have spotted this train that was stuck. However, they didn't do that, and they were under pressure from management to get the ride going again, so they did a manual override instead of physically clearing that section. Again, note that the ride correctly stopped because a train was somewhere it wasn't supposed to be.

The ride got going again and a train full of people crashed with this stopped train on the track. Nobody died thankfully but at least two of the victims needed amputations so their lives were forever changed by this accident. This crash would have never happened if again, somebody went outside and looked at the ride itself to see if there was a train still on the track. The system did what it was supposed to do, the humans involved did not.

But to tie it all into writing... it's because you want to set up block sections with momentum in mind like ride designers do. There are parts of the rollercoaster where it isn't weird to stop for a bit (hence why block sectioning works), so there are places in your story where stopping a chapter isn't weird either. You don't want to kill your momentum by putting breaks in the middle of an air hill or something. It kills the fun and well, you want your trains to clear their sections.

I once tried to compare pacing and trying to find the right spot to end a chapter to a rollercoaster that uses a block system but deemed it too technical and didn't do it.

[miss-vortex]

What Makes Rollercoasters So Fun? A look at the science, psychology and design behind rollercoasters - with a focus on 'The Smiler'

I'm standing watching The Smiler at Alton Towers, one of the UK's most popular theme parks.

It's a one-of-a-kind steel rollercoaster which gives off an 'insanity' vibe; after all, the logo isn't a friendly, welcoming smile, but an ecstatic Cheshire cat grin which borders on the psychotic. The soundtrack that is blasting out is overly cheery and somewhat sinister, featuring repetitive, out-of-key chanting along to heavy, distorted beats. Carriages full of Alton Towers guests fly around the inverted track and the enraptured screams emanating from them bounce and curve with every loop.

I'm pointing my phone at a particular part of the track whilst waiting for my friends and partner to come rolling over - I'm filming in slow-mo mode, so that once they get off I can present to them their creasing faces and rippling hair as they are flung forwards at speeds of 85km per hour.

Once I review the footage, one thing is clear: the people on this ride are grinning ear-to-ear. It appears The Smiler does exactly what it says on the tin.

So why am I not on this ride? Put simply, I don't enjoy rides with a high G-force or inversions as much as I used to. I have never been a fan of suspended coasters either due to an experience I had at age 15 (warning: gross) when I embarked on a suspended rollercoaster with several loops and a jet of snot evacuated my nostril as I was thrown about all over the place. Although The Smiler isn't a suspended coaster, my friend warned me that if I thought that Nemesis (Alton Towers's fastest suspended coaster which I went on in 2010) 'was a bit much, you probably won't like this one' - so I decided to sit it out.

I didn't completely refrain from the rollercoasters, though. I still went on Galactica, Wickerman and Th13teen (which I particularly enjoyed). But these will still be considered pretty tame by the most extreme of thrill-seekers.

Rollercoaster Tycoon and real-world physics

Although I'm not crazy about riding intense rollercoasters, I still enjoy learning about what makes certain attractions so popular. I have been an avid Rollercoaster Tycoon fan since the age of 8/9 and on Steam I have racked up over 200 hours of playtime - that equates to over a week of my adult life spent trying to please tiny, whiney 2D theme park guests who all look identical.

Did you know that Rollercoaster Tycoon incorporates real-world physics to a T? When Scottish-born Chris Sawyer designed this game in the 90s, he wasn't messing around - for any coaster you're building, all the specs are there, such as lateral G-force, vertical Gs, inversions, drop height, etc.

In fact, the in-game physics of Rollercoaster Tycoon mirror reality so closely that if you perform a test which rollercoaster engineers use - the 'Brachistochrone Curve' - in the game, you get the same results as you would in reality.

If you want to build a successful rollercoaster in Rollercoaster Tycoon, you have to have some understanding of ride mechanics. For example, knowing how to ensure your ride will produce enough momentum so that a coaster car doesn't get stuck halfway round a loop; knowing how design makes a ride too intense or boring; but most importantly, knowing how to build a coaster that brings in THAT CASH MONEY.

So, how did John Wardley (designer of The Smiler) know it would be such a huge success? What is the science behind The Smiler and why is it so many peoples' favourite Alton Towers attraction?

Using The Smiler, I will examine three essential elements which are considered when constructing a mind-blowing coaster - the physical design of the ride, the way the ride makes guests feel and the theming used.

Let's twist again - Inversions and G-force

The Smiler has a record-breaking 14 inversions, the most of any rollercoaster in the world. Inversions come in a variety of shapes - loops, corkscrews, barrel rolls - and they create an exciting and intense ride when there's only so much building space available. Designer John Wardley said that the engineers “packed more track per meter of space in this ride than any other rollercoaster in the world", which probably explains why The Smiler is also one of the longest-lasting rollercoasters in the world, taking almost 3 minutes to complete a full circuit.

The Smiler also packs a whole lot of G-force thanks to the ride's drops, twists and turns; according to Wikipedia, The Smiler's G-force rating is a nail-biting 4.8 - keep in mind that astronauts experience a G-force of 3.0 during a rocket launch. Also keep in mind that supposedly 5 Gs is the limit a person can usually withstand before passing out. Perhaps this is why people exit The Smiler giddy and grinning like idiots - because the heavy Gs deprived their brains of oxygen.

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[sageinacage]

y'know how jumpy tommy was in the amusement park vlog,, what if after the vlog they're hanging out at wilbur's place and wilbur keeps trying to scare him, eventually finding out tommy's ticklish :0

Scaredy Cat summary: wilbur was messing with tommy all day and trying to scare him, until he figured out something interesting a/n: i'm really sorry for not writing in a while D: expect more fics coming soon! like half of my inbox got cleared so feel free to send in requests :D also im working on adding titles to all my fics LOL warnings: swearing, jokes about unsafe roller coasters w/c: 1.2k IRL, Platonic

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All day, Wilbur has just been a nuisance. Starting on the way to the amusement park, Wilbur was explaining to Tommy the dangers of roller coasters. Well- trying to; over Phil’s scolding, it was hard to continue to inform Tommy without bursting into laughter.

Though, because of his fear of roller coasters and Wilbur’s “information,” Tommy was on edge all day- jumping and getting startled at the smallest things; and Wilbur was not helping at all. “Are you okay, Tom? You’re really jumpy, dude.” Phil gave him a sympathetic smile, trying not to laugh when the boy angrily groaned. “I’m not jumpy!” He grumbled out, looking forward.

Wilbur heard this and let out a chuckle, before lunging at Tommy and faking it out. The poor blonde jumped then immediately crossed his arms. “Stoppit!” He whined, furrowing his eyebrows at both Wilbur and Phil’s chortles.

“Mate, you are definitely jumpy. Calm down, it's going to be okay!”

“It would be okay if the failure rate for roller co-”

“Will!”

Tommy groaned again, shoving Wilbur. “Shut up, bitch!” He exclaimed, Wilbur playfully laughing at him and Phil letting out a few chuckles with a shake of his head. “You two, I swear.” Phil wheezed, rolling his eyes.

“It’s not my fault that I’m angry, Wilbur is being a dic- AH- Will!” Tommy shrieked and bent down trying to catch himself after the taller one decided it would be funny to lunge at Tommy again. Wilbur wheezed, patting his back. “It’s okay Toms, you’ll be a lot more scared on ‘The Smiler’ later, bud!” He sniggered, earning another eye roll from Phil.

“Stop saying that, you dickhead!” Tommy muttered, Wilbur giggling to himself. All day at the amusement park was the same, Wilbur trying to push Tommy’s buttons and Phil scolding him about it while also trying to hold back his own chuckles.

Eventually, the day was ending, and after they all rode the final coaster named ‘The Smiler,’ they decided to walk towards the exit of the park. “Will, I hope you know that I hate you. Very much, in fact.” Tommy straightened his back, glaring to the side at him. “No, you doooon’t!” Wilbur sang, squishing his little brother into a side hug which earned a dramatic grumble from him.

“I swear I cannot take you guys anywhere.” Phil joked, smiling at them. “Yeah Tommy, we can’t take you anywh-”

“Will.”

“Yeah Will- STOP!” Tommy didn’t have time to sass him before being jumpscared, pouting as he climbed into the car to be temporarily safe from Wilbur jumping at him.

The car ride home was surprisingly quiet. It was a comfortable silence, though; as they were all a bit tired from spending all day at Alton Towers. As they got closer to Wilbur’s place, that’s when the chaos started up again.

“Hey Tommy, did you know that cars are even more dangerous than roller coasters?” He smirked as he kept his eyes on the road, laughing as he heard Tommy’s loud whine, leaning back in his seat with crossed arms. “You’re dead to me.” He muttered under his breath, Phil picking up on what he said with a chortle.

When they got back to Wilbur’s place, Tommy was the first to run in and lay on the couch, finally not in a vehicle of some sort. The other two came in after him, snickering at the sight of Tommy sprawled out on the couch.

Wilbur grinned, tip-toeing up to the couch and reaching over to squeeze his side. Instead of the surprised shriek he expected, he was met with unexpected cackles. “What? Is being scared all of a sudden funny?” He asked with an amused look, putting his hands on his hips. “It’s not fuhunny!” Tommy complained, rubbing his side to get rid of the sudden after-tingles.

“Then why are you laughing- ohhh…I see...” Wilbur smiled at his realization. His little brother was a little ticklish, supposedly. “I don’t like that tone, Will. I don’t like it at ahAHAHALL- Nohoho!” Tommy burst into loud laughter at the hands that were attached to his lower ribs, squeezing gently. “Ah, so you are ticklish! I was wondering for a while!” Wilbur exclaimed innocently, smiling fondly at the boy.

“Sh- shuhut up! Phihil hehelp meheheheeee!” Tommy whined through his giggle fit, throwing his head back as his ‘attacker’s hands moved to his waist right above his hips. “I’m good, mate. I’m gonna go order pizza, does that sound good?” Phil asked, looking at the menu on his phone.

“Yeah! Tommy and I will share a pepperoni pizza!” Wilbur talked to Phil like he wasn’t tickling Tommy at the time, making it even worse for the blond. “Wilbuhuhur!” He complained again, weakly pushing at his hands but they didn’t budge. “Oh, sorry! Don’t worry, my full attention is on you now!” Wilbur smirked, fluttering his nails over the sides of his stomach, Tommy’s t-shirt not providing much protection.

“SHIHIHIT! YOHohou bihiHITCH!” He squealed, jerking away from the fingers which found his hips. “Hey hey hey! I wouldn’t be so mean, Toms, I think I just found a good spot!” The taller devilishly sniggered, lightly drilling his thumbs into the bundle of nerves on his hip bones. Tommy screeched, accidentally arching up more into the tickles and hitting at his hands. “WHIHIHHIY?!” Loud belly laughter poured out of him, making both Wilbur and Phil smile at the genuine laughter.

“Because I like your laugh, Tommy! Also- you kinda deserve it after calling me a bitch all day…” He tried to sound upset from it, but couldn’t hold back his chuckles from Tommy’s embarrassed high-pitched giggles. “N- NOHOHOHO!” Tommy wheezed, shaking his head as his laughter turned hiccupy at Wilbur’s fingers skittering up his ribs, scribbling in between the grooves of his upper ribs; which earned screamy laughter from the boy.

“Uh ohhhh~, bad spot, Tommy?” Wilbur teased, his fast fingers turning into just gliding his nails around his ribs which surprisingly raised Tommy’s laughter. Wilbur teasingly chuckled, tracing random shapes into his ribs before unexpectedly shooting them up to scribble into Tommy’s underarms, the hands that were previously covering his face shooting down.

Wilbur managed to pull out his hands from Tommy’s iron grip, smiling at him before scribbling them over his stomach once again.

“N’awww, there’s that smile! Tickle tickle tickle, Tommy!” That absolute bitch. Tommy could not stand any baby talk, as his pink face began to turn into a bright red. Wilbur, clearly amused by this, continued to use the same technique. “What’s wrong? Does somebody have a little ticklish tummy? Hmmm?” He cooed in that horrible baby voice, grinning at him.

“Alright you two, quit it! I need to call to order the pizza!” Phil yelled from the kitchen, Wilbur sighing but slowing his fingers. “Thahank g- gohohod!” Tommy continued to giggle just from the adrenaline of being wrecked, curling up into a ball once Wilbur got off of him.

“Don’t worry Tommy, I’ll make sure to continue after dinner!” He laughed, patting Tommy’s head and going to walk to the kitchen. Tommy smiled to himself at that, immediately covering his face after. Wilbur was evil, but was he ever going to complain about that? Probably not.

[resumeworkz]

Alton Towers: Passengers Escorted Off ‘Oblivion’ After Roller Coaster Stops At Highest Point

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Passengers have been escorted off the ‘Oblivion’ roller coaster at Alton Towers after it stopped at highest its highest point of 180ft.

The Staffordshire theme park’s signature ride is just yards away from the Smiler rollercoaster, where two teenage girls each lost a leg and 14 others were injured in June 2015.

Video captured by witness, Alex Heasman-Bailey, shows rescue staff climbing the ride and putting a harnesses on the passengers as they are shepherded to safety.

'Oblivion' rollercoaster at #AltonTowers breaks down mid-ride. Emergency recovery crew having to free people from the ride. pic.twitter.com/pz4F86S9w9

— Alex Heasman- Bailey (@AlexHeasmann) July 25, 2017

'Oblivion' rollercoaster at #AltonTowers breaks down mid-ride. Emergency recovery crew having to free people from the ride. pic.twitter.com/pz4F86S9w9

— Alex Heasman- Bailey (@AlexHeasmann) July 25, 2017

He told MailOnline: “The passengers were looking around and they were very anxious to step off the ride and onto the stairs because it’s quite a high fall.

“I was quite shocked because it’s right opposite the Smiler where the incident was a few years ago.”

The theme park said the stoppage was “routine”.

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[thevalicemultiverse]

Here's a funny skit of me and the trio playing the fan room level in Gang Breast:

Me: "Okay guys, when those fans turn on, immediately find something or someone to grab onto and don't let go. NOW GET OVER HERE SMILER SO I CAN KNOCK YOU OUT!"

Cuddlepile

Smiler: Never! [will scurry away from Toonsisters as fast as they can]

Alice: [by contrast, is going to chase Toonsisters to try and knock HER out early]

Victor: [is going to find a handhold to cling to way out of the way of the others, keeping an eye on those fans]

[thevalicemultiverse]

[text from Smiler] :D :D :D

[text from Smiler] You may go to my room but there is no guarantee you will find me there! ;)

[ text from maddie ] smiler , it is THREE IN THE MORNING . i swear to GOD if i open this link , and it's a rick roll , i will come into that room and SMOTHER YOU WITH YOUR PILLOW .

[ text from maddie ] ON MY WAY TO YOUR ROOM , YOU TROLL

@thevalicemultiverse

[thevalicemultiverse]

Okay... I found this memes... But they're so silly and funny I just have to show these. This memes were made by @the-victor-brothers, so shout out to her!

[There are more but unfortunately I can only do 10 at a time. I'll send the rest of them once you've respond to this.]

Cuddlepile

Alice: [snorts] These are some very good memes, yes. @the-victor-brothers did an excellent job. Though I do believe you uploaded the "ruined dinner" one three times...

Victor: [laughing softly] On the other hand, telling the town crier that I ruined dinner with an argument is definitely something my mother would do three times in a row. I didn't realize I had so many, uh, interesting facial expressions, though...

Smiler: You do, and it's great. You are very meme-worthy and we love you for it.

[thevalicemultiverse]

Hey guys! Check out this cool recipe my family show showed me!

It's called..... Snow Cream!

It's like ice cream but made with snow, a whole can of condensed milk, sugar, and whatever flavoring you want.

The sugar and flavoring are to taste, so there isn't really a specific measurement for them.

Cuddlepile

Smiler: Oooh, nice! Basically an all-natural snowcone!

Alice: Yes, though it's the "all-natural" part that worries me a bit -- you'd have to make sure to get extremely fresh snow for this.

Victor: Very much so, though it does sound like it could be tasty. Perhaps the next snowfall we could catch some in a cup?

Smiler: Mug for each of us!

[thevalicemultiverse]

i dont bite people anymore. but i did as a child cos i thought i was a werepuppy. also i was still mormon so i would go into the school bathroom at 11:11 everyday (not a mormon thing i was just obsessed with witches n pretended i was one in 5th grade) and pray that god would turn me into a little dog so i could stop going to school. and i was always like "if you don't turn me into a little dog i will STOP BELIEVING IN YOU" and he didn't so i did.

i think i even complained to my mom like "you said god will always answer my prayers but he hasn't turned me into a dog yet so??? bullshit" and she was like "oh honey 😊 god🌞 works in ✨mysterious✨ ways, and He🌞 knows whats best for you...turning you into a dog🐕 isnt the path🛣️ He🌞 has set for you🙏😚" and i was like. well that sucks i hate him

anyway im into petplay now

Cuddlepile

Smiler: ...presume you are also a furry?

Alice: I really want to know what prompted this confession. Just needed to get it off your chest?

Victor: ...I -- I won't lie, I was s-sometimes jealous of the easier life Scraps had when I was growing up. Being a dog DID seem better than being a human occasionally.

[thevalicemultiverse]

nosferatu is so funny. german guy in 1922 wanted to make an adaptation of dracula. couldn't get the rights so he just changed all the character names and killed off the mina at the end in hopes nobody would notice. they noticed and bram stoker's widow sued them and demanded all copies of the film be destroyed. but just like count orlok himself, the movie refused to die and then he showed up in spongebob

Inevitable High School

Alice: That is a very odd history of a movie, yes -- and I really want to know why they put him in Spongebob, of all places.

Smiler: [shrugging] Creators were a fan and thought it would be funny?

[thevalicemultiverse]

Hey guys.... So.... I was watching a video about last meals on death row and a I found one criminal that is very interesting and kind of stupid. This is what I found while looking her up.

Rhonda Belle Martin (née Thomley;[1] c. 1907 – October 11, 1957) was an American serial killer and family annihilator who was executed by the state of Alabama for the murder of Claude Carroll Martin, her fourth husband, in 1951. Martin's method of murder was rat poison; she was also accused of poisoning and murdering her own mother, as well as five of her seven children, all of whom were below the age of 12 at their deaths. Only one of her victims, her former step-son and fifth husband Ronald Martin, was known to have survived. Although she initially confessed to all the murders she was accused of committing, she later recanted her confession in the murders of two of her children.

And you know why she did it? It's because she liked getting the get well and symphony cards her victims get when they die.

Stupid right?

Cuddlepile

Victor: [gaping] H-horrifying. I think the word you want is horrifying.

Alice: I mean, yes, it is stupid, if only because what a petty reason to kill so many people, but -- I agree with Victor. "Horrifying" comes first. ...also, did she actually marry her own step-son? What???

Smiler: That is whole new levels of absolutely screwed up. Why were you watching that video anyway?

[thevalicemultiverse]

An interaction with me and Victor's mom be like:

Nell: "I am a queen~" 💅💅💅

Me: "YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT AND A GOLDDIGGER! END OF STORY!" 🖕🤬🖕

Cuddlepile

Victor: [grimaces] She, uh, s-she won't take that lying down, you know.

Alice: Yes, I hope if you're going to say that to her, you brought earplugs.

Smiler: Or plan to shout it at her from a moving vehicle. Much as we love to slag that woman off, you don't want to stick around to hear her shout back. We've all got better things to do.