#~Descendants Inccorect Quotes~

[thehyperfixationsaretakingover]

Soda: Hey are we- stop screaming, its just me- are we out of cereal?

Pony: I'M IN THE SHOWER!!!!

Soda: Okay.... but are we out of cereal?

[herdragonknights]

Into The Dragon’s Den (season 5)

Carlos, minding his gods damn business:

Mal: CARLOS!!! *runs in jumping on his bed*

Carlos: FOR THE LOVE OF- *makes her sit* what happened?!

Mal, pointing at the wolf spider: there’s a spider!

Carlos, jumps on top of her trying to get away: so what do you want me to do?!

Mal: you’re the man!

Carlos: *forgets he’s scared for a split second* b!tch I am a bottom, how dare you

[transemmettforrestenthusiast]

Incorrect Descendants quotes as things me and my brother have said to each other

chad: fuck gay people.

harry: you want to fuck gay people?

harry: *sets a knife down after cutting a piece of cake*

carlos, flinching: oh shit, i thought you were gonna stab me.

harry: oh haha.

harry: *jolts the knife towards carlos*

dude: *barks*

carlos: *screams*

uma: you’ve heard of netflix and chill, no get ready for... eight counts of third degree man slaughter.

harry, driving: stop honking at me i know i’m sexy.

[childofhalloween]

Harry pulling up in a convertible: Get in Captain we're going shopping.

Uma: Where'd you get that car?

Harry: *shrugs* found it down the street?

Uma: Fine let's go before the cops get here.

[childofhalloween]

Uma: You cant let people bring you down. You got to learn to love yourself then everyone else will follow.

Evie: But dont you hate yourself?

Uma: This ain't about me! Stay focused.

[transemmettforrestenthusiast]

Incorrect Descendants quotes as things me and my straight best friend have said to each other

carlos: I love you

jay: same

carlos: what

jay: what

uma, running into a room: harry fell. i beat him :)

uma: look its ur boyfriend

harry: which one

mal: ur boyfriend is insane

harry: which one

jay: *talking about markiplier

harry, jokingly: did u ever watch markiplier play dream daddy? ;)

jay: yeah it’s great

harry: wait really

jay: yes why?

harry: that’s just really gay

*over text*

gil: penis

harry: ;)

gil: me and the bouys