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500 dollars for milk

why is everything so fucking expensive

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Hampstune Squeeku

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i keep trying to post a thing like "i liked being friends and if you ever want to keep being friends it doesnt matter how long its been" but i need to get across that i mean it in a "people i met that just kinda stopped talking" way and not a "getting back with bad relationships" way

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Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

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getting fired from my position as the emperor’s food tester because I keep taking too large of bites

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Sometimes you write a horny post and it's really good and you think it's pretty hot. And sometimes you write a horny post that, after reading it over again, you realize you basically typed "I want to have sex and fuck like I'm having sex."

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It's Whine Time !!!

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why do the words caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing. Shouldn't they be rival jobs that undo each others progress

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(Making small talk) yeah I’ve been having some new and intriguing stomach issues lately

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watching this random video that popped up in my feed that's "wearing a shock collar and getting shocked every time I swear" and. this is just bdsm. like I'm watching it and they're just doing. they're just doing bdsm and I feel like they just didn't think about it and never considered whether they're doing bdsm because apparently they don't know each other and are doing a silly youtube video but jesus christ I'm just watching this girl get dominated virtually with a smile on her face each time she gets shocked and I feel like the pervert for saying something about it

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when I'm sad, this thing comes and bites me

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