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I feel called out.

stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction

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#goals

Your goal should be to get weirder with age and im not kidding. Become that odd estranged extended family member that owns a whacky home wherein a powerful magical item is kept that is the catalyst for the story of a children's adventure novel protagonist

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loki

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I absolutely want to treat myself to a reread from the beginning as well. This is fic is part of my fandom foundation. What a joy!

“Ravished By A God” by @latent-thoughts

Did y’all notice that @latent-thoughts has been writing again?

I said:

Did y’all notice that @latent-thoughts has been writing again?

Yep. She wrote a delicious little one shot way back in 2017. A one shot? Really? No way! @latent-thoughts can’t stick to a single porny one shot if her life depended on it. No way! Not if that sexy menacing Asgardian silver tongued god is involved, because once Loki gets Latent going, she is not gonna stop. And she’s our hero for it!

And just a week or so ago, she updated this mega favorite story of ours.

And so Ravished By A God is a full on exciting adventure that pulls you in deep and will permanently hold a place in your heart and soul. And there is soooo much hot hot hot horny smut. The best smut!

If y’all haven’t read it before—TRUST ME—you gotta read this!

I’m indulging myself and starting back at the beginning. And I’m having so much fun already. I had to come and urge you all to come join me.

htqtps://archiveofourown.org/works/9635765

(All blue text above is hyperlinked. I’m sure it’s probably been posted on Tumblr at some point, but it’s so much easier to read it on AO3.)

Make sure you read all the warnings. You are responsible for your own media intake.

Don’t forget to comment! She deserves so much love!

My dear friends: Please spread the word, because there’s a whole other generation here who have no idea what they’ve missed out on. Right?

@talklokitome @caffiend-queen @muddyorbs @acidcasualties @gigglingtiggerv2 @nildespirandum @so-easy-to-love-me @theinheriteddutchess @thezombieprostitute @americasass81 @alexakeyloveloki @emeraldrosequartz @lokisgoodgirl @lokischambermaid @lokislastlove @redfoxwritesstuff @wolfsmom1 @superficialdomina @devikafernando

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Ugh.

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I don’t have words for this one.

Tom Hiddleston

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This is the best news I’ve heard in a long time omg 😭❤️

Such Happy News! @nildespirandum's writer's block has disappeared!

Here's how I know. We co-wrote the last book in the MacTavish Stolen Brides Series, called Captivated. I love this book because of the experience of writing it with @nildespirandum and we're celebrating by giving away six copies. This is only open to US readers, we're sorry! Just leave a comment and you're entered.

You can find the book here: https://mybook.to/C2XeYnK

Here's a blurb:

It may be 2024, but when a MacTavish man wants a bride, he steals her.

I’m a billionaire. I’m not letting some endangered bird stop me from building my massive computer server plant. When these ridiculous environmental protestors interfere with my building site, I humiliate them before throwing them out. But when Fee, the feisty head of the group, uses her charms (and my intoxicated state) to kidnap me, I’m entertained enough to allow her to hold me on her Irish grandfather’s farm. When we’re attacked by an enemy intent on ending me, she realizes for the first time that I’m not just a businessman. I’m the head of one of the most powerful Mafias in Europe.

Now, I have to kidnap and marry her, kicking and screaming, to keep her safe, because she is utterly captivating.

There’s a goat living in my mansion and a woman who despises everything I stand for… unless we’re in bed. I have to take out my vicious enemy, deal with my irritating insta-family, and make my new wife fall in love with me.

Nothing to it. Captivated is book five in the MacTavish Stolen Brides Series, but it can easily be read as a standalone, with no cheating and an HEA.

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Just tagging those who liked my stories in the past...

@what-is-your-plan-today

@sweater-daddiesdumbdork

@the-soulofdevil

@americasass81

@mdemontespan1667

@sultry-rachael

@myoxisbroken

@gigglingtiggerv2

@notpedeka

@narnianarcher

@sylviefromneptune

@winterslove1917

@kimanne723

@hawkeyes-queen

@grymrayven

@stevihj

@lizette50

@jevans2

@wolfsmom1

@devikafernando

@wegingerangelica

@nildespirandum

@alexakeyloveloki

@thebatshitcrazyfangirl

@thehumming6ird

@archy3001

@iheartsebastianstan

@tomstinkerbell

@wolfpawn

@rayofdawnworld

@thecutestlittlebunbunfairy

@dangertoozmanykids101

@alexakeyloveloki

@nuggsmum

@boredbrooder

@fairlightswiftly

@inkededucatednnerdy

@nonsensicalobsessions

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Yes.

loki doodles

i just like him with curly hair

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Gorgeous.

Loki season 2 premiered a year ago today 💚

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Absolute spot-on vibes rn.

Drawing for halloween day request 1: Loki in a dark ritual

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Thanks @nildespirandum !

Eggs: poached are my fav, but I love eggs and eat them any and every way.

Steak: rare

Milk: not picky, but I usually buy 1-2%

Alcohol: I rarely drink these days, but I love a good Chianti or cold whiskey with a twist of lime.

Warm drink: usually coffee, but I also love tea, and this time of year, hot cider.

Want to play? @emeraldrosequartz @latent-thoughts @realityhelix-blog

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Perfect vibes

🌛🤎⚜️🤎Moon Bronze🤎⚜️🤎🌜

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I’ve never heard this song before but I am officially obsessed.

Tooz Writing Prompt

Cookie Monster mashed up with Tom Waites. I'll never see Tom Waites the same again! 😂

Here's the original. If you aren't a Tom Waits fan, you might be after this song?

Although I LOVE the Live version. You get close ups of the Kronos Quartet. These performances are we should use to inspire kids to learn string instruments!

I've tagged a handful of friends who might get a kick outta this? I know it's not necessarily fanfic topic, but anything can be inspiration, correct? Yep. I'm calling it a Tooz Prompt.

Who can give me a character having hallucinations of a muppet oracle? A demon possessed furry puppet? An animatronic child's toy who speaks warnings, but only to your main character? And gotta love the horror trope of locked in a building filled with life size animatronic entertainment!!

Autumn is coming!

@nildespirandum @caffiend-queen @so-easy-to-love-me @gigglingtiggerv2 @americasass81 @acidcasualties @latent-thoughts @wolfsmom1 @nonsensicalobsessions @talklokitome @lokischambermaid @lokisgoodgirl @redfoxwritesstuff @muddyorbs @jtargaryen18 @alexakeyloveloki @mastreworld @theinheriteddutchess

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Thank you, @superficialdomina . Already devoured that one many times over 🧛🏻‍♀️ (pun intended). There’s no one like @nildespirandum .

I just find myself in a cycle of late, absolutely hunted by the idea of vampire Loki, in every possible iteration, and no time to write about him. ::sigh::

What is it about the idea of vampire Loki that’s just so fucking irresistible?

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What is it about the idea of vampire Loki that’s just so fucking irresistible?

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Perfection 😆

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@nildespirandum thank you for this diversion on a night when I cannot sleep!

Your Result:

Rosewater

key words: sensitive, romantic, calming. you are a beautiful person inside and out whose kindness shines through even on your worst days. being around you is like stepping into a crisp smelling floral garden on a spring evening. others are inspired by your empathy, charm, and all the love you have to give. compatible with: fresh linen, freshly baked bread.

@latent-thoughts @emeraldrosequartz @realityhelixcreates

i made a quiz: what does your soul smell like? (friendship/ relationship compatibility in the results!)