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Random new hero: yeah Nightwing’s my role model, he’s so badass, you know? Always super chill.

Jason: that’s cool. Yesterday I missed Nightwing’s call and he accused me of hating him. So.

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Everyone say thank you american indigenous people for cultivating corn, potatoes, peppers, tomatoes, cacao, pumpkin, squash, and anything i missed. Makes life more meaningful globally

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Dick: I can't believe Bruce didn't tell me about Jason's funeral. The family bridge has burned, nothing will ever convince me to go back to that hellhole of a city after such a betrayal!

Tim: hi 😀

Dick:

Dick: omg you're so brother-shaped.

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Real observations since I started wearing a wizard hat daily:

- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain

- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck

- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap

- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill

- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard

- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style

Embrace ego death. Stay protected from all elements. Wear a wizard hat.

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lexcorp president lex luthor found disemboweled and there's also a dog

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late at night

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Tim found him in a trash can

based on this:

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appel too cold it hurt my teef YEOWCH

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she has been pickled for her crimes

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he was a sk8r boi she said c u l8r boi. or wtevr

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this is like the only time its appropriate to call eyes orbs. those thangs are quite honestly ponderable

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Like to charge reblog to cast

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i went to "mad at me" island expecting to find people i knew, something i understood. but when my boat landed, standing upon the shore were a million empty husks wearing my own face. every foot of the island was occupied, and everywhere i went, they watched me with contempt. they never spoke, never breathed. they simply watched. no matter how i grovelled and begged, snarled and cursed, tried to hide or kicked and hit, they simply stared. the hatred in their gaze was inescapable, but i could hardly return it, knowing that their doomed existence was of my own creation. knowing that the hatred was nobody's but my own. in the end i just wept, unable to stand the relentless gaze of my own infinite glare.

the guy who i accidentally cut off in traffic last week was there also

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i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

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Funniest part about Robin Jason canonically going to heaven is that it implies either 1) Jason didn’t kill Felipe and Bruce completely blew up their relationship for no reason or 2) you’re allowed in heaven after killing someone as long as that someone really deserved it, which would then imply that heaven itself is on Jason’s side in the Jason vs Bruce conflict.

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Fuck it *washes your robins

Hanging them out to dry…