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NEW OFFICIAL BAGUETTE ART DROPPED

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they’re doing experiments on archaeologists on the easiest ways to make them shout at me and hit me with hammers. so far taking away their happy meal toy is

they’re doing experiments on jellyco cubes on the easiest ways to make them cry. so far taking away their happy meal toy is working the best.

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Lord have mercy.

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yeah due to the nature of how the time stream works, time travel has existed for billions of years before the creation of the universe and will be invented exactly at the moment of the final heat death of creation. right yeah this current timeline we're living in is actually artificial microtime, taking place in between the second it takes for the tachyon round fired by a chronocorpsman to collide with the thousand-mawed skull of a living paradox storm, spawned by the 17th attempt to undo the colonization of neptune by columntech industries in 35266 bc. hey unplug the ac a second i gotta microwave a kids cuisine. no adults can eat them too.

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i wouldn’t have missed.

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DFT incubating tha time egg

Who is DFT? And what, pray tell, is a “time egg”?

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I am not a tree. Definitely not a tree. I'm cooler than that

If you do not wish for me to compare you to a tree, then simply don’t talk like one! It is easy enough to do, no?

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You do realize that also applies to me, right? I can manipulate time too....

Feh, no need to rub it in! It makes you sound an awful lot like him.

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Yes you would. You're already older several times over the life expectation for a cookie, while I'm not even a thousandth of my parents age

Psht! I could very well be young, if I wanted to be. But I do not!

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Ms Syruppaws.

i��m not certain if the bundles will be big enough to restrain her, but it’s definitely worth a try.

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Okay :)

What is it like, being old? I would not know!

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The kibblemunchers

The . . . kibblemunchers?

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Hey Timekeeper, recovered some more memories, and it turns out that I'm 1500 celestial units old, not years old. Which means I'm older than you.

YOU’RE OLD! HAH—!

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Baguette I think what they meant was does Timekeeper go a bit out of control in the TBD.

Dear Anonymous,

I have nothing less than the utmost faith in the Director’s competence, no matter how eccentric they may be. That is a promise. However . . .

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in the department . straight up “balamcing” it . and by “it”, haha lets justr say. time