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Willy Wonka could run Aperture Science and GLaDOS could run the Chocolate Factory. And both would get an adequate amount of sadistic glee from it as their usual roles would give.

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2004 Arctic Monkeys Forum Restored!!

see the website here!!!

So, I have no clue who restored it through, what I assume is the Wayback Machine, but they did!! The forum contains only a page of posts (though divided into 2 topics, AM & General), but the 4 monkeys used to be online and their interactions are literally so cute <3 and some of these posts are downright hilarious so!!! Here's some of my favourite posts!!

al monkey :( <3

ginger andy :0??

THE GREATEST EMAIL ADDRESS EVER!!!

MORE ANDY!

he's so eager <3

the SILLIES

And one of my absolute FAVOURITE posts in this forum is this Arctic Monkeys Review written by the user Jared. See the post here, but here's what it said!!

ANYWAY YEAH!! that's the post i love looking at it and see them grow <33

Arctic Monkeys Sheffield Boardwalk 3/11/04 This was it. The Big ‘Un (in local parlance). According to the rumour mill as many as 15 record labels were sending down representatives to Snig Hill’s finest music venue, the Boardwalk, a venue that has in the past played host to legendary gigs by the Clash, the Sex Pistols and a whole host of other such luminaries. And the targets in their sights were four modest 18 year olds hailing from the boroughs of High Green and Hillsborough.

Step forward Mr James Cook, rhythm guitairist and innocent, wide eyed cutie (a must have for the arm of all the hippest groupies in 2005- you heard it here first girls!). Step forward Mr Andy Nicholson, the bass player that looks as rough as any Hillsborough Corner Public House Doorman, yet teenage girls will “still take him home, yeah there’ll still take him home” (if only for his quick fingered dexterity!). Step forward Mr Matthew Helders, sticks curator and the cheekiest chappy around (he likes nice shoulders, if you hear his backing vocals as I do). And then step forward Mr Alexander Turner Esquire, Your New Personal Jesus, but with more meekness and modesty (there is no sacrilege, only truth). Step forward, young pilgrims, and claim that which is rightfully yours. And step forward they did, with a performance worthy of all the combined billions of Sony, Universal, Parlaphone and even, er, Sheffield’s own Thee SPC. If a contract is not forthcoming then I’m strapping up the napalm and paying Mr Record Exec’s swanky central London office a visit sometime soon. And then returning from the dead to haunt his Thai Mail Order Wife and children, Robson, (aged 4) and Jerome (aged 2) until they are forced to vacate and downsize from their swish Kensington abode giving the proceeds to my Monkey Mates (you think I’m joking Mr Record Exec? In the words of John Rambo, Don’t Push Me!). When our four troubadours took to the stage their incandescence engulfed all. Indie kids indie-bopped. Sexy Little Slags got on their Dancing Shoes. Scummy men procured pro’s round the corner in Neepsend as Alex immortalised them with his lilting ode. And the Boys in the Band themselves professionally stayed off the bevvies all night to be the designated drivers of the Choo Choo (kindly giving me a lift back to my not so humble abode in the process). A Certain Romance was established, ladies and gentlemen, and now dozens of new converts are experiencing the very same first throngs of infatuation that the more learned amongst us developed some time ago by virtue of our ‘French Kiss in the Chaos’ (with this writer baring the scars of a pool cue attack to the knee as proud proof). There were no Mardy Bums at the Boardwalk that night; there was instead an orgy of Monkey Love. Dear reader, if thou art not already a convert to the church of Alex Turner and the latter day Monkeys (where my esteemed colleague, the pseudonymous Reverend Jonathan Rarsclart, is chief preacher) thou art either cloth eared or in dire need of a visit to their next live performance. Catch them while you can, cos this train’s goin’ global baby! YEAH! Choo Choo! Yours in music, friendship and romance, Mr Jared O’Mara (no alias needed- Monkey lover and proud)

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life is great because the electric flowers music video is coming out in 3 days

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you aren't insane you just live with your parents

you aren't insane you just live with your parents

you aren't insane you just live with your parents

you aren't insane you just live with your parents

you aren't insane you just live with your parents

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My brain is incredibly active 2 weeks before i start college, wtf. Also uhhh nsfw kinda

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milex hereditary chart

made with @joshus-lobster

also! wanted to say that i forgot alex’s hair is curly / wavy, which would be a dominant trait, however im too lazy to edit the chart so...

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im not gonna lie i thought the date everything fandom would have more objectums

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another animatic because life is worth livingggg

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(Wraps her lips) 'round a Mexican Coke

And what if I have read somewhere that the main difference between Mexican and American Coke is that in Mexican Coke Cane Sugar is used instead of corn syrup?

Cane. Which is pronounced similarly to Kane.

So, if Alex is Arabella........

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Heyy, I really love your art. Could I request Milex with guinea pigs or Milex AS guinea pigs? Anything with the two and guinea pigs will make me happy. *mwah*

HIII thank u very much here they are

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So I've been rewatching miracle aligner's mv and I can't help but overthink about the last part of it,

Like..LOOK AT THEM

Am I tripping but it's clear that Alex moved his head up , and then went down again near Miles' face... DID THEY FUCKIN KISS?.

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i drew mila kane and alexandra turner. big fan of the lesbians!!

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why don’t you say that one of your interests is mk or tlsp anywhere on your account 💔

honest to god my answer is just cause i havent updated my intro and i forgor 😭🙏

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*tosses this short milex animatic to Tumblr and slowly backs away...*

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Botryoidal Hematite

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my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny

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But I haven’t stop loving you once..

We’re SO BACK here’s core!miles and Alex having a moment bc they deserve it

This drawing actually took 3 hours bc I draw faster on my iPad than I do my phone 😭

Oh and this is when I figured out the gradient map in procreate and accidentally TV girled them