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Customer: “how good are your dances?”
Me: “uhhhh I have 5 stars on yelp”
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In a mood today. Can’t wait to go home and count money.
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In a mood today. Can’t wait to go home and count money.
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May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
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when an offended civvie asks you “what does it feel like to show your pussy to strange men??”
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I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh
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Nothing makes me want to punch someone more than guys that grab your ass as they’re telling you they won’t get a dance.
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when customers piss me off before 8pm:

when customers piss me off after midnight:

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Money Cats masterpost, to have your LIFE!! filled with money.
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if you’re reading this
a lump sum of money is on the way to you
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