templarsecretweapon

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I'm not coming back to this blog. I just wanted the emails to stop. Goodbye forever, hopefully.

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Realized this blog has been sending me Emails since 2015, despite the fact that I haven't logged on in...... six fucking years??? christ

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Average from a million frames of Last Week Tonight

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Save a lesbian from conversion therapy

My name is Cara and I live with my abusive family. My mom saw me kiss a girl and shaved my head

This was me before

This is me right now

She’s sending me to conversion therapy in a week and I really need funds to get a room before that happens.

I have a Venmo where my username is @CaraSchaum

Every bit helps! Thank you

If you can’t donate please reblog

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i have 36k posts i dont need this negativity in my life

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man i wanna move blogs so fucking bad but i have so many sideblogs i dont wanna move over.

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Me: perhaps you should examine why ur so repulsed by trans bodies instead of pretending like there’s no way it’s a symptom of u being raised in a transphobic society

A Cis™ *already in tears*: i can;;;t believe u want to force mea to have sex with all tthe transes :-( thinkin u are gross is just who i am :-( :-( why cannn;t u JUST accept that i seeu u as less desirable based solely on my invasssive assumptions aboout ur geniatals :- ( :-(

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i love how it takes .08 seconds for me to determine whether or not a fic is good. like with regular literature sometimes you’ve gotta dig into it to figure out if you really wanna read this thing but when u got ao3 open at 3 am u just know. u just gotta read 3 lines and u know

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i cast small your dick

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the guy in the audience SNAPPED

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u literally cant make me watch voltron but congrats on the hot guy being gay 

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tonights mood

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Make a Pokemon Team starting with the letters of your name!

V- Victreebell

E- Eelectross

R- Reuniclus

O- Oricorio

N- Nidoking

I- Incineroar

C- Cubchoo

A- Aipom

I think Cubchoo and Nidoking can stay in the PC [: