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new bnha rp blog for TOKOYAMI FUMIKAGE  please like && reblog if you’re open to roleplaying with a muse from the hero class in my hero academia

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@callmeearjack @shamelesstrainee @legixnxfmuses @heroinemidnight @erasershouta 

so, followers…

I’m tempted to start rping a new oc on my multi-muse blog, the one Shouji used to be a part of until recently. 

The idea is to mix an old idea of mine with some of the concepts in MHA. The old muse idea was basically like a villain from power rangers. Take random objects, turn them into demons. The crux of that character however, was that he was neutral. This character would be a villain, one of the many seedy villains bubbling up from under the surface in the now chaotic BNHA universe. 

The idea would be this; his power grants powers. He himself has little power, but he can grant others powers, either by enhancing them or granting entirely new ones. He can bestow forms onto inanimate objects, imbuing them with sentience, with powers based on what they are. 

And at his core, he leases his power giving abilities out to the highest bidder. He’s a villain, and in a world where the Villain Alliance already played their hand with the Noumu attack, muscle is needed. Not to mention gangs are cannibalizing each other in the streets. 

Would this be a character you’d want your muses to interact with? 

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Yes but you haven’t made your Tooru yet

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so, followers...

I’m tempted to start rping a new oc on my multi-muse blog, the one Shouji used to be a part of until recently. 

The idea is to mix an old idea of mine with some of the concepts in MHA. The old muse idea was basically like a villain from power rangers. Take random objects, turn them into demons. The crux of that character however, was that he was neutral. This character would be a villain, one of the many seedy villains bubbling up from under the surface in the now chaotic BNHA universe. 

The idea would be this; his power grants powers. He himself has little power, but he can grant others powers, either by enhancing them or granting entirely new ones. He can bestow forms onto inanimate objects, imbuing them with sentience, with powers based on what they are. 

And at his core, he leases his power giving abilities out to the highest bidder. He’s a villain, and in a world where the Villain Alliance already played their hand with the Noumu attack, muscle is needed. Not to mention gangs are cannibalizing each other in the streets. 

Would this be a character you’d want your muses to interact with? 

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callmeearjack 

“No no no!” she exclaimed a little quicker then she intended. “You don’t need to. This is a little more then I’m used to already.”

He asked Midnight-sensei for advice? She wasn’t sure if she should be a little scared or not. She supposed Midnight knew that they were still students and some things would have crossed a few boundaries. And then it hit her… He asked for advice and she didn’t.

“I’m sorry I didn’t get you anything. I’m… not really sure how these things… dates are suppose to go. I’ve never been on one before,” she chuckled nervously.

“Ah. Forgive me then, I didn’t want to overwhelm you.” Which was true. He didn’t want to overdo it and scare her off! He was just trying to be a good date. 

“No, you don’t need to get me anything. I wasn’t sure if I was supposed to get you things after all. I don’t know anything about dating... but I figured it couldn’t hurt right? I was worried you’d get upset that I was moving too fast though.” 

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callmeearjack 

That was a big bouquet of flowers, well what she considered big anyways. She glanced around her room looking for a place to put them as she grabbed them. That was when she also noticed the chocolates. 

“I… This wasn’t… You didn’t have… I… Umm…” Jirou wasn’t sure what to say exactly. She hadn’t expected this. They were going to get some food and browse a few stores. She knew it was technically a date. But this took her by surprise. “Thank you Shouji-kun,” she finally said. “The flowers are beautiful. And I’ll enjoy the chocolates.”

Normally she would share the chocolates with the girls and maybe Aoyama as they were of a higher end brand. But she could make the exception to keep these to herself. She didn’t get chocolates often from guys. She didn’t get asked on dates often for that matter.

“Ah, you’re welcome. I’m sorry it’s not too much; Midnight sensei said that you’re supposed to give flowers and chocolates to someone before a date. I didn’t want you to think I wasn’t taking this seriously.” Hopefully she didn’t think he wasn’t serious! 

“If you want, I can go and get more for you; I wasn’t sure if this was enough or not.” 

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Here it was, date night. Well, day. And it wasn’t much of a date really, just going to shop for music and maybe get something to eat and just hang out and enjoy things. But that didn’t stop Shouji from wanting to at least put on a good impression; he’d pretty much taken advice from everyone and he was sure he had a winning plan now. A plan that included buying her two hundred dollars worth of chocolate and flowers, just like Midnight had said. So he knocked on her door, and offered her the items when she opened it. 

“Hey. Sorry if it’s not enough... I was told flowers and chocolate are what you’re supposed to give before a date. I’ll do better next time when I know what you like more.” 

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callmeearjack 

Shrinks into the Shouji and prays they don’t come for him.

He doesn’t mind if they do. He’s not phased by such things. “It’s okay. They can’t get to you now.” 

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Covers the Jirou in his loving arms to protect her from the porn bots.

“What kind of emoji spell can I cast to rid these horrid porn blogs from following me? If Mineta is somehow behind this I swear he will go blind!”

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callmeearjack 

She nodded and murmured softly in agreement as she closed her eyes. She hadn’t realized how relaxed she was until she felt herself fall back into him. She quickly shot up and began stumbling over her apology.

“I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean to just fall back on you like that. It just felt good having that spot massaged and I’m soooooo sorry Shouji-kun!”

“Oh, no, it’s fine. Really. I’m happy to help you feel better... I actually kind of like having you lay on me. Wait, no, I mean I like being able to cuddle with you. Wait... honestly I’m not exactly good at explaining this. It just feels good just laying next to you like that.” 

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callmeearjack 

All Jirou could manage at first was an incoherent mumble. “Right there. I’ve had a knot in my side for a couple days now.” She didn’t even realize as she relaxed that she was leaning back into Shouji more.

“Alright.” His six hands began to work the spots she mentioned, and it was quite clear he was very good at this. How could he not be? He needed complete control over his body and knowledge of anatomy. He was basically a professional. “Sorry for just beginning like this, you seemed tense.” 

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What Your Fave BNHA Character Says About You:

I got quite some asks a while ago about “What does my fave say about me???” and I wanna answer all of them and also no new chapter which is crushing:

Class 1-A: Alphabetized

Aoyama Yuuga: you have horrible self-esteem issues and cover it up by attracting attention to yourself because you want the attention but have absolutely no idea what to do with it once you have it

Ashido Mina: a loud passionate person with a fondness for dress-up (everyday wear or costumes, it doesn’t matter) and people are shocked to find out your level of nerdiness because like… “you don’t look like a nerd…”

Bakugou Katsuki: a spitfire on the inside and sometimes on the outside. You spicy af and people tell you to tone it down. Was a genius in middle school but then found out about everyone else catching up. Has a SUPER fear of failure.

Hagakure Tooru: A cute little flower who blends into the background but never fear, all that gossip is here! People forget you a lot, but you’re used to it. Gotta keep that positive attitude!!!!

Iida Tenya: People tell you you’re weird a lot and they also tell you you’re annoying but you’re just trying to help. Smart af when it comes to what you know, but pretty clueless otherwise.

Jirou Kyouka: You have that one piece of clothing you love dearly and have owned for years and people are shocked to see you whenever you’re not wearing it. Actual music hoe. *takes out one earbud* whut

Kaminari Denki: Admit it you’re an irl troll face but deep down you’re actually the rarest of pepes. Just wants to be loved by friends but you also want a date to prom so jokingly-for-real ask people out on dates. It hasn’t really worked.

Kirishima Eijirou: You love The Gays™ or are irl gay yourself. You’re an actual cinnamon roll but you’re hella burnt on the inside so you’ve got a spine of steel. You love your friends and aren’t afraid to say it. HUGS FOR EVERYONE

Kouda Kouji: You little animal lover you~ <3 ! Shy and sweet, people tell you that you don’t talk much but you’re just anxious. Will talk about your passions until you pass out but if it’s in front of strangers then NO THANKS

Midoriya Izuku: Actual cinnamon roll just trying your best, you’re smart with what you’re passionate about but that also makes you a giant nerd. You have that one weird little quirk that nobody understands so you hide it a lot. 

Mineta Minoru: You’re goofy and the squad clown but also naive af. Might not be noticeable on the outside but UR A SINNER HARRY. You read way too much fanfiction because actual porn feels weird/ is too much

Ojiro Mashirao: You like to stick to the background but you also want people to notice when you’ve achieved something so you’re stuck in this cycle of “I want this to look good but also original but not too weird but also cool but also…”

Satou Rikkidou: Your resting bitch face almost has yourself fooled but there’s nothing that can comfort you like food and your best bro can. Is really good at cooking. Part of the “Support Everyone But Forgets Yourself” Squad.

Sero Hanta: You come off as harmless but deep down you’re a disgusting memer waiting for the perfect moment to pun and meme. Your health is important, look at this article you printed off just for your friends’ cringe

Shouji Mezou: You’re quiet at first but hella observant so you can tell the moment to open up and let people see how harmless you are on the inside. Gentle soul who only want the best for others. Will kill/die to protect others.

Todoroki Shouto: You’ve been deeply hurt by someone you looked up to and you know you’re still messed up. You’re trying to grow away from the pain but it’s hard. A little wrapped up in your head, you want to love others again.

Tokoyami Fumikage: You know every word to “Welcome to the Black Parade”. You like really cool, dark and edgy things so your inner emo is Strong™. People tell you that you need to cool your chill and warm up. flip them the bird.

Tsuyu Asui: IRL perfect friend, you are the mom friend/ big sis friend of the group who makes sure everyone stays together and doesn’t do stupid shit. At least, doesn’t do stupid shit without you. Pokèmon was a lifestyle, once.

Uraraka Ochako: Looks innocent on the outside but will punch a guy if they step over that very clear line. Friends and family are to be protected at all costs. You’re so cheap, people laugh but in reality you’re scared to spend money. 

Yaoyorozu Momo: Smart af and pretty too, you’re so used to things coming easily to you that you panic as soon as something seems hard. In group projects you’re the one that does 95% of the work. You’re (kinda) ok with this.

Alright, I covered Class 1-A first, but if your fave isn’t on this list, or you wanna look up your other faves, I left it all under the cut!

BONUS:

All Might/ Toshinori Yagi: Actual cinnamon roll trying their best to be a good guardian and lead those who are lost. Is the actual biggest dork around. Tries to be cool but simply… isn’t. We love you anyways. Pls take care of yourself too.

Eraserhead/ Aizawa Shouta: you’re extra salty in need of a nap and still care about everyone around you but still like to fuck with them to show you care. Is a cat person and feels like you can only get along with other cat people.

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❛ being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body. ❜

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“One, setting yourself on fire is a bad idea. Second, you can literally make it look like your body is chiseled out of stone. I don’t think you need to worry about that.” Yep, missed the point. 

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He’s lonely. Where did everyone go? 

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SENTENCE MEMES FROM POPULAR TUMBLR TEXT POSTS :

this post was used for reference.

❛  but officer, they were fucking with my clique.  ❜ ❛  if you lose yourself, i will find you.  ❜ ❛  true friends don’t judge each other. they judge other people. together.  ❜ ❛  oh, you’re my friend? name three of my albums.  ❜ ❛  i’m sorry, but you must be at least a level four friend to unlock my tragic backstory.  ❜ ❛  fuck you but fuck me first.  ❜ ❛  you’re cute, what is your face html?  ❜ ❛  my life is one big ‘ wow, ok. ’  ❜ ❛  my life is just poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background.  ❜ ❛  i accidentally messed up my life, how do i start a new account?  ❜ ❛  my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore.  ❜ ❛  at myself, what the fuck are you doing.  ❜ ❛  if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem, then you’re in too deep.  ❜ ❛  this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid.  ❜ ❛  how do you get a nice body without moving.  ❜ ❛  it’s so hard when you’re in a cuddly mood and don’t have anyone to cuddle with!! this is an outrage!!  ❜ ❛  ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened?  ❜ ❛  you ever just ugh really hard?  ❜ ❛  i’m a really affectionate person one you get past my five layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike and loneliness.  ❜ ❛  i was confident for like two minutes one time.  ❜ ❛  all i think about is sex and what i’m going to eat next.  ❜ ❛  i have my pencils and my tears ready.  ❜ ❛  i’m that kinda person who, between two choices, will always pick the wrong one.  ❜ ❛  i avoid everyone, including the people i like.  ❜ ❛  i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember that i don’t even like me.  ❜ ❛  gosh golly! this beat is … whoo! this beat is … DANDY!  ❜ ❛  it’s hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you.  ❜ ❛  thinking about space fucks me up.  ❜ ❛  my biggest struggle in life is trying to make my eyeliner the same on both eyes.  ❜ ❛  i wish i could illegally download clothes.  ❜ ❛  heelys don’t have brakes because my swag don’t stop.  ❜ ❛  i know i make lots of jokes but i promise you, i’m a really sad person.  ❜ ❛  at least i can admit that i’m a piece of shit.  ❜ ❛  ‘ i’m not bitter ’ i say bitterly, with a bitter expression.  ❜ ❛  i’m fluent in talking shit.  ❜ ❛  it’s crazy how there are seven billion people on the planet and all of them are in love with me.  ❜ ❛  why am i better than everyone?  ❜ ❛  sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments.  ❜ ❛  I SWEAR, I AM NOT CUTE OR SWEET. DON’T CALL ME THAT. I AM EVIL. I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT. FEAR ME.  ❜ ❛  i don’t ‘ dress to impress. ’ i dress to depress. i wanna look so good that people hate themselves.  ❜ ❛  i love learning bad things about people i don’t like.  ❜ ❛  i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.  ❜ ❛  i’m just an asshole with feelings.  ❜ ❛  there’s a special place in hell reserved for me. it’s called the throne.  ❜ ❛  damn boy, are you the terms and conditions? because i don’t give a fuck about what you have to say.  ❜ ❛  damn gurl, you flappy bird? because no one likes you.  ❜ ❛  your tattoo says ‘ only god can judge me, ’ yet here i am.  ❜ ❛  i’m not even sassy, i’m just an asshole.  ❜ ❛  i’m not a bitch, i am the bitch.  ❜ ❛  i like being obsessed with things so that i am distracted from how much i hate myself.  ❜ ❛  tips on talking to me when i’m pissed off: don’t.  ❜ ❛  my fashion sense is called ‘ i am cold and pissed off. ’  ❜ ❛  maybe ‘ fuck you ’ will be our always.  ❜ ❛  i believe in hate at first sight.  ❜ ❛  you hate me? wow, so much in common already.  ❜ ❛  i’m filled with hate and useless facts.  ❜ ❛  do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you?  ❜ ❛  i’d be such a good girlfriend, you’re all missing out.  ❜ ❛  getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the titanic ship and look what happened there.  ❜ ❛  there’s always gonna be that one person who you can’t get out of your mind, no matter how hard you try.  ❜ ❛  i ship me and money.  ❜ ❛  have you ever met someone who’s smile looks like it could make flowers grow?  ❜ ❛  how do i get over someone i never dated?  ❜ ❛  i have a very big crush on you but sadly i am only a little bug and you are a garden.  ❜ ❛  if you grab my face right before you kiss me, i’ll definitely fall in love with you.  ❜ ❛  i don’t like your clothes, take them off.  ❜ ❛  put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up.  ❜ ❛  dying is taking too long.  ❜ ❛  being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body.  ❜ ❛  don’t joke about murder. i was murdered once and it offends me.  ❜ ❛  you can’t spell school without ‘ i want to stab myself. ’  ❜ ❛  good news, everyone: dogs.  ❜ ❛  if you think it’s impossible to fall asleep to heavy metal, then you’re completely wrong.  ❜

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callmeearjack 

“Ifs good,” she mumbled as she looked up with a mouthful of rice. She finished chewing and swallowed. “Thanks. I just kinda snacked on stuff my mom sent me all day.” She was about to take a bite when she sneezed. She sat the bowl down and looked for some tissue, cursing under her breath for being sick.

“What did I miss in class?” she asked as she found a box of tissue tossed to the back of her desk.

“I’m glad to hear that.” That was a weight off his shoulders. He didn’t want to bring a sick person something awful. That just wasn’t a good thing to do. “I can bring you more things, if you like.” He suddenly offered her a tissue, seeing as his had six or more arms and could easily manage many different things at once. And it may have had something to do with his need to be useful and helpful to others. 

“You didn’t miss too much. You can have one of the extra copies of my notes, since it’s not like I really need them. We didn’t have any practical training today, so you’re fine.” 

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callmeearjack 

“I don’t mind. I just don’t want anyone getting sick because of me. I don’t want the lectures from Recovery Girl.” She opened a drawer in her desk and pulled out some chopsticks. She lowered her mask and started eating. It was pretty good, she had to admit. And her growling stomach appreciated the real food. 

“Pretty good,” she said between mouthfuls. For once she didn’t try to eat half the food. She was too hungry and too sick to worry about vanity. And she didn’t want to be rude since Shouji didn’t have to bring her any food.

“I’m sure that you won’t get everyone else sick.” After all, they were all pretty hardy people; sicknesses didn’t spread too much. “But your concern is nice; it says a lot about you that you care so much about everyone’s health.” 

“Is it good? I wasn’t sure if you’d like it, but I had the ingredients and though you might like something to eat.”