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lol xd ded website

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What was I on when I wrote this wtf

... and HOW DID NOBODY KNOW IT WAS A JOKE LMAO

WOW SO GREAT SU THEORY WOOOOOOWWW

Steven Universe is about a kid who had a disability,so his biological parents put him up for adoption. Steven is just a normal boy with an unspecified disability.() The Crystal Gems (Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl) are his adoptive parents. The Diamond’s Pearls are his cousins, and the Diamonds are his aunts. Lapis is Steven’s sister and Peridot is her girlfriend (that the parents don’t exactly like) Connie is his friend that he met in the hospital. Stevonnie was their nurse. B. Zircon is the lawyer from his adoption case. Bismuth is his babysitter who used to be friends with his adoptive parents. All of the other people in the city were just people that he knew. Holly Blue is his (mean/abusive) teacher. Jasper is Lapis’s abusive ex (and a big dumb idiot). The Ruby Squad ™ are a group of quintuplets (who take advantage of him) in his class. The Famethyst are his extended family on Amethyst’s side. The Zoomans are family from Greg. Andy is still his “uncle”(using the term VERY loosely). Centipeedle is his friend from the hospital who slowly slipped into insanity. Pumpkin is Peri’s dog. story by me written by @achillean-daryl

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Imma start using this

This Is Actually Legit, Guys

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Y E S

my ONLY regret is that i wasnt on the show long enough to make peridot obsessed with fidget spinners canon

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WOW SO GREAT SU THEORY WOOOOOOWWW

Steven Universe is about a kid who had a disability,so his biological parents put him up for adoption. Steven is just a normal boy with an unspecified disability.() The Crystal Gems (Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl) are his adoptive parents. The Diamond���s Pearls are his cousins, and the Diamonds are his aunts. Lapis is Steven’s sister and Peridot is her girlfriend (that the parents don’t exactly like) Connie is his friend that he met in the hospital. Stevonnie was their nurse. B. Zircon is the lawyer from his adoption case. Bismuth is his babysitter who used to be friends with his adoptive parents. All of the other people in the city were just people that he knew. Holly Blue is his (mean/abusive) teacher. Jasper is Lapis’s abusive ex (and a big dumb idiot). The Ruby Squad ™ are a group of quintuplets (who take advantage of him) in his class. The Famethyst are his extended family on Amethyst’s side. The Zoomans are family from Greg. Andy is still his “uncle”(using the term VERY loosely). Centipeedle is his friend from the hospital who slowly slipped into insanity. Pumpkin is Peri’s dog. story by me written by @achillean-daryl

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I'm a lifesaver

I post a YouTube video

Comment: why is ur name transboy_pidge?

Me: Because I am a trans boy

Comment: r u transgender? (Didn’t even let me respond to the first one)

Me: yes. Is there a problem?

Comment: I thought you were fine as a girl

Me: …???? Do I???? Know you???

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daily meme... (its bad on purpose) do what you wish with it

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bad joke 2

guy on date: *shows up in a suit of knives*

guys date (male, female or other you decide): why are you dressed in knives?

guy on date: i wanted to look sharp

guys date: i want to kill you

guy on date: well i have about 500 knives on me soooooo

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bad joke

board: hey hammer

hammer: what...

board: can we do something i’m feeling a bit

hammer: DON’T SAY IT

board: bored