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you don't know true pain until you have a million au ideas and no motivation to develop them

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alright, NOW im opening the discord server up again hahah. again, the link will be in my pinned post! :)

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actually scratch that ill open it in the coming days lmao

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ok so. not dead lmao

but decided to make my discord server freely open again! Link will be in my pinned post. feel free to join if you wanna talk about tf2 mercs, tf2 ocs, ships, even other fandoms uwu

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true tumblr experience is remembering an acc you haven’t logged into in a while, logging in, and the first thing you see on ur dash is engineer tf2 tits

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ok random thing I think ive mentioned before

I have this headcanon that engineer and his dad run a technology/engineering company together. his grandfather’s probably the one who founded it, so it’s probably called Conagher Co. or something lmao. nobody knows how engineer balances mercenary work and running a multi million dollar corporation

but I have now decided that he’s definitely the type to show up to meetings in like. a suit and tie but with cowboy boots, a cowboy hat, and one of those big ass belt buckles. his dad does too

and if the mercs find out and make fun of him he's like <:(

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Mercs at Disneyland

Because I do what I want

Scout:

- Tries to fistfight Goofy. Loses

- Is the only one who manages to get on every ride in the park in one day

Soldier:

- Literally spends the entire day at Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln

- Only stops to rob a food cart of its turkey legs

Pyro:

- Favorite ride is Haunted Mansion

- Eats a Cast Member

Demo:

- Manages to smuggle an insane amount of scrumpy into the park

- Throws up on every roller coaster. Does not regret it

Heavy:

- His favorite ride is actually the train. Just a chance to sit down and chill out yknow

- Is the chaperone

Engie:

- Loves noticing and pointing out all the special effects and tech in each ride

- Is obsessed with the churros

Medic:

- Claps along to the music on most of the rides like a happy grandma

- If he sees a child misbehaving, he’ll tell them how dark the original fairytales Disney based their films off of are

Sniper:

- Gets insane scores in rides like Astro Blasters, Web Slingers, and Toy Story Mania

- Fell asleep in the Tiki Room and the other mercs left him there

Spy:

- Paid to get into Club 33 just to flex on the other mercs

- Threw up when he saw someone wearing the “I’m so Goofy!” shirt

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Very Important Headcanon Post

What the mercs would think of NFTs/crypto

Scout: Bought three monkey jpgs and insists that crypto is the currency of the future. Lost all of his money in the MonkeyPoxInu crash.

Soldier: Does not understand. Does not care. Wants to punch Elon Musk

Pyro: What

Demo: Laughed his ass off when Scout tried to explain NFTs. Definitely makes the right-click joke. Thinks crypto is just as stupid

Heavy: Doesn’t fully understand it, but doesn’t care. If he can’t use it to feed his family, he doesn’t want it. Thinks NFT art is hideous

Engie: He’s an incredibly intelligent businessman. He sees the potential in the idea of NFTs to help artists monetize their work, or for new types of transactions. But he recognizes the scams, the crashes, and the environmental damage and knows it’s not worth it

Medic: Also laughed his ass off when Scout tried to explain NFTs. Says they’re stupid. Probably has participated in a scam to steal money from crypto bros

Sniper: Quite literally could not care less

Spy: Runs a huge scam ring and has gotten millions of dollars from crypto bros through his scams. Scout is one of his victims

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hot take

medic’s guilty pleasure is shitty American doughnuts, and spy’s guilty pleasure is mcdonald’s

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fskghafslkjghaflsgkjh so my ass completely fogor to let y'all know

if you want to join my discord, you just need to dm me and I’ll give you a link. I probably won’t send if it’s like. a brand new blog or something though

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random headcanon that demo is a sucker for acts of service

if you make him homemade waffles for breakfast or something he will literally cry and kiss you on the mouth

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weird question, but does anyone have an idea as to why my links aren’t working? I never realized that none of the links in my master list are working, and I don't know why, because I haven’t deleted any posts. Is this a glitch or something?

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I made the blog. I am cringe but I am free

https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/fo4-hellhole

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Can I request how They confess/hint from the link with the Mercs or who ever you want!

Scout:

He's always a show off, but it becomes pretty obvious that he's mostly trying to impress you specifically. He spends more time around you and is more interested in showing off for you instead of for the other mercs.

It takes him a little while to work up the courage for it, but eventually he starts asking you out.

It’s. Just as bad as Expiration Date lmao

He’s very awkward about it, and he’s clearly nervous about it, stumbling over his words and losing his train of thought.

Soldier:

Here’s the thing about Soldier. He doesn’t drop hints

If he likes you, he is going to very loudly let you know, and ask you to go on a date with him in Teufort.

Will definitely offer you a raccoon or something weird like that.

Pyro:

Also not the type to leave hints, and will let you know.

They literally just give you crude crayon drawings of you and them holding hands with hearts scribbled all over lmao

Demo:

The hint that he’s attracted to you is that he becomes a little softer around you.

He will eventually just outright tell you that he likes you and wants to go on a date, but until he’s able to, he kinda just pines after you lmao

He’s more gentle with you, lowering his voice a little, not giving slaps on the back when he says hello, etc.

Also, he becomes more attentive. It seems like he always knows what you need, and is always willing to give it to you. He’s pretty sweet about it too.

Heavy:

Probably the most subtle when it comes to any kind of hint. You can’t really tell there are any signs unless you are consciously looking for them.

He seems to watch over you more, especially if you’re a woman. He checks up on you every once in a while, and keeps an eye on you when you’re in his vicinity. If you’re a merc, he’ll be nearby on the battlefield a little more.

Also, he’s usually the “doesn’t speak unless spoken to” type, but not with you. He’s more likely to approach you, want to know how you’re doing, talk about your or his interests, etc.

Engie:

He’s not the type to hide his attraction from you, he doesn’t see any point in hiding it. He also doesn’t really need to work up the courage for it, so he’ll ask you out pretty early on.

Before he does ask you out though, there are a lot of little hints that can tell you that he’s attracted.

The biggest one is that he wants to spend more time with you. He strikes up more conversations with you, and he’s clearly pretty happy whenever he gets a chance to speak to you.

Medic:

Surprisingly, he actually gets kind of awkward about it before you two start dating. It’s because he gets in this “I can’t let my feelings get in the way of my work” mindset, but he honestly can’t help himself.

He’ll start to get a little nervous around you; He’ll get flustered easily, often averting eye contact, chuckling nervously, and changing the subject to his work from time to time. It’s cause he honestly doesn’t know what to do, it’s the first time he doesn’t have 100% confidence about something.

Sniper:

Kinda like Medic, he gets kinda anxious and pretty awkward about it. He’s probably not the type to admit he’s into you until it’s been a long while and he just can’t keep it in anymore lmao

The biggest clue is that he gets a little flustered and awkward around you. It’s not very obvious, but he stumbles over his words from time to time, and blushes if you sit next to him n stuff.

Spy:

The thing about Spy is that he has never had a relationship that wasn’t mostly or entirely physical, so the fact that he’s legitimately fallen for someone in a way that isn’t just physical makes him nervous. He KNOWS he’s not supposed to fall for you, but he just can’t help it, and that scares him.

He tries to keep his attraction a secret, but the few hints he leaves make it pretty obvious. He often will secretly leave presents for you, and it’s obvious to you because- who else around base would give their love interest a $13,000 dollar outfit, and know exactly what their fashion sense is?

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can you do a platonic scout or demo helping out reader with a project (say, for college or something to that extent)? if not, that's totally fine :) love yr stuff!

Scout:

He literally has no clue what to do

Honestly, his education was really poor. He's a high school dropout, and the public education he did receive wasn't high quality. So he's not gonna understand a lot of higher education concepts that aren't common sense.

Scout's pretty embarrassed about it. He's gonna pretend he understands your project and knows how to help you, but it becomes really clear that he doesn't understand.

He'd really appreciate if you just guide him through what you need help with, without making fun of or pointing out the fact that he doesn't understand.

He's surprisingly good with visual stuff though, so he'll be a great helper if it's something like an art project.

Demo:

Demo does have a significant amount of higher education, but his strength is obviously in the sciences. He's fantastic at helping you with things like experiments and is pretty good with mathematics and even some history, but if your project is on something like language or politics, he's not gonna be of much help.

He's still happy to provide help whenever you need it, though he'll sheepishly bring up his lack of knowledge if he doesn't know about or doesn't understand the subject.

He's a great person to talk to about chemistry. He'll basically be your personal tutor if you want him to lol, and it's fascinating to see how much knowledge he's storing in that noggin of his.

Do not. Try to work on any kind of argumentative writing with him. He is actually horrible lmao

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How does Scout feel about having a crush on/being in a relationship with someone who's got a bossy, aggressive personality? Not necessarily someone mean, but someone who takes charge a lot and pushes hard to succeed in their work. Would that conflict with his kind of flippant attitude?

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He tries to take charge himself sometimes, in an attempt to look like the Big Strong ManTM

It often does not work

Sometimes he feels a little self conscious? He feels like he’s supposed to be like his partner, and if he’s not like that, he’s not a good partner or a real man. It really fucks with him sometimes

He still absolutely adores his partner though, and he admires their determination. He just needs to be validated and told that their dynamic with him doesn’t make him any less of a man, or make him a bad partner.

He and his partner butt heads pretty regularly. He also gets butthurt like 80% of the time, but he’ll get over it.

So yes, their personalities would conflict, but probably not to the point that it tears them apart or anything. I think that, with people he cares about, Scout is more forgiving than you’d think he’d be. It’s just that they need to communicate with him from time to time.

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Soldier, sobbing: it burns my eyes and my mouth

Medic: stop eating it then

Soldier: NO

headcanon that soldier fucking loves onions. like. he eats that shit like a whole ass apple