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Remus: do you ever just wanna...

Janus: do what?

Remus: .... *screams*

Virgil: all the time

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Roman: you've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for-

Roman: *puts Remus' hand in a pot* thot in a pot! *runs away*

Remus: *chasing after him* you better get ready for bitch in a ditch because they're never gonna find your body!

Roman: *screams*

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Remus: *randomly while watching a movie* I wonder what human would taste like

Logan: they supposedly taste like pork

Remus: ....human bacon-

Patton: Remus no!

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Logan, laying on the floor severely sleep deprived: do you ever think about how we're the smallest speck of dust in our whole universe? Like,,, we don't matter. our problems are infinitesimal compared to the grand scheme of things

Virgil, laying on the ground with him: wow...

Patton: Logan you need sleep-

Roman: no. Let him continue

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Dinosaur chicken nuggets are superior to normal ones and I will stand by that until my dying day

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I fucking love this

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Reblog if you already miss Steven Universe

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Ok tumblr, I need your help is it called

A charger block

A wall jack

A Charger head or

An adapter

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Girls

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Real life Simpsons intro

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I love this scene so much :')

b99week - day two - favourite cold open

only the best and most infamous scene in the entire show

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reblog if you like sanders sides so i can gain friends!

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Always reblog.

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

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I give it a shot too, why not

Happiness Will Come To You.

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It's 5am, I haven't slept, this is hilarious

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I also live in Australia and through out this whole experience, I have grown to hate scomo more then ever before, as soon as the fires started and got really bad he fucked off to Hawaii for a holiday and even worse he comes back and still doesn't do anything but he makes new laws

I have friends and family who live in the fire effected areas and have had to flee their homes. Many people have lost homes, belongings and animals.

Australia needs all the help it can get.

PSA

You know what bothers me the most about how little coverage the Australian fires are getting?

I could mention that 18 people are now dead, several are missing and over 1000 homes are lost. All at the start of a new year. +3 million hectares of land is gone. People feel a little bit of empathy, maybe they'll reblog this or give it a like, but they'll give it no second thought.

But if I were to make a post just solely about the fact that 500 million animals have been killed in these fires, including 30% of all koalas meaning they're close to being functionally extinct, people would share the fuck out of it. They would start GoFundMe pages, they would guilt people into reblogging shit with the classic, "if you don't reblog this you don't have a heart." You know that trope yeah?

You all fucking shoved posts about the Amazon fires down our throats. "Oh but they were deliberately lit on Native land." You don't think we understand that? Do you know that is exactly what's happened here? As a woman of Aboriginal descent, do you get how upsetting it is for me to watch my country burn? To watch my friends houses burn to the grown whilst they're left to flee to the beach in hope's of not being burnt? Do you know how upsetting it is to think that the house that I grew up in probably won't be standing in a couple days? All because the RFS are not allowed to backburn because of politics. Politics who don't understand a single fuck about anything that is happening.

Every night I have to try my hardest not to break down in front of my family because I am so upset and so angry about this whole situation. Men and women are out there fighting this fire, missing out on time with their family, time at work meaning they can't afford to feed their family either, they miss out on holidays too.

My brother was sent on a strike team up to Sydney for Christmas. He almost didn't make it back for New Years, even when he got home, he was so tired to go out so him and I stayed at home and played the PS4. And what makes me angry is that some families out there don't see their brothers come home, their sons, their fathers, their sisters, mothers, daughters.

Because people are dying.

And no one other than Australians give a single fuck!

Canberra currently ranks at number 8 for worst air quality in the world right now. The elderly in nursing homes are being evacuated and have nowhere to go. People were jumping in lakes, were swimming out into the ocean to get away from the fire as it started to burn the beach.

And what does our Prime Minister do?

He arrives at fire impacted towns, in a nice and expensive 100k BMW, to give his thoughts and prayers. Not aid, not water and food, not money. But thoughts and prayers.

"I'm sure he's just tired."

"No, no. He lost a house."

"Oh."

How more insensitive can the fucker get? This isn't a Prime Minister. This is a disgrace. May I also mention we are in our worst drought yet but "we" just sold 409 million dollars worth of drinking water overseas.

I am begging all of you by this point. Please, help out our victims of fire and drought. Donate to whatever causes you can, search the internet, I'm sure there are plenty out there. Donate packs of water, toiletries, food that doesn't spoil, socks, sleeping bags, anything.

Every small gesture you do makes a big impact on somebody who lost everything.