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All throughout childhood, while my peers were socializing and making friends, I studied the blade read so many books that I am now almost legally blind, which left me with vast and deeply instinctual understanding of English grammar - and next to no ability to explain how it actually works. Friends will often ask me to proofread their writing and then get very mad when I say things like, "You need to completely reverse this sentence and cut this clause entirely; no, I'm sorry, i don't know why, I just know that the way it is now ITCHES 😭"

Now, what I want to see is a fantasy story where this plays out with MAGICAL grammar. Someone from a backwater town deeply steeped in folk magic arrives at Wizard Uni where all their fellow students are like "What do you mean, we should add another '𝞯∘⋇𝞿' to the incancation because it 'sounds better'? What do you mean, 'it could just be a regional thing'?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'THIS SPELL JUST FEELS LIKE IT NEEDS A LIVE RAT'????"

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Fuckass creature

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Memento Mori II, watercolor and ink on paper by nickbleb

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Part 2 of my riordanverse horsies!!

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"would you kill your evil clone" well to be perfectly honest we'd probably start a youtube reaction series together. Wouldn't even lie about the evil clone thing, viewers would think we were identical twins doing a bit. And I've got a mortgage.

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reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

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Down under these

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I had to do a version for them!

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The Midnight Walk [2025]

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Adding expressions to a cat

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enough mpreg. give him mpostpartum depression

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skies over eternal suburbia.