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NEW YORK CITY — In an exclusive interview with The Dingo, Vignesh Kanjolia showed off his 3D-printed art collection, which lines every wall in his Manhattan apartment from ceiling to floor.

“I just want to see how they look in my home first,” Kanjolia said. “It’s like trying on clothes before you buy them.”

He proudly gestured to The Last Supper, American Gothic, Guernica, and hundreds of other classic paintings hanging in his living room.

“Of all the pieces I’ve recreated, this one is my favorite,” Kanjolia said, pointing upward toward his perfect counterfeit of the Sistine Ceiling.

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