the-elf-and-the-twink

[the-elf-and-the-twink]

summary

Caitlyn and David meet in prison.

they escape

david falls out a window

they go to a market

we meet MARK

MARK reveals david stole ramen from him

MARK thought that 5 year old david was 15. because they were the same height

we meet captain

we fight

we lose

we are in a boat with our hands tied

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MARK

all about Mark

mark is a gnome

david’s delivery guy because david the five year old extorted him when Mark was 15

david feels great british remorse

mark owns a family owned buisness of selling doordash and ramen

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this is my stupid fuck. his name is david, he is a druid halfling and a hermit. he is very dumb. he has very high wis and int but since he doesn’t go out he doesn’t know anything. nothing bad actually happened to him, he just doesn’t like people. people also don’t like him because he is a stupid fucker. that’s it.

[the-elf-and-the-twink]

the elf

Caitlyn Yosofa

low key snobby

smart

sells meds/dr0gs

anarchy

runs and underground dr0g ring