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Caspian & Peter, love story of less than a week

Prince Caspian (2008) / From Eden, Hozier / Nicola Yoon, The Sun Is Also a Star / the selected plays of hélène cixous, 'the perjured city', hélène cixous / The Sweetwater Caver, Kimiko Hahn / south and west, joan diddion / unknown, sometimes attributed to dostoevsky or michail bulgakov / jeff brown / momus, bishonen / Lang Leav, Love & Misadventure / The Last Unicorn (Peter S. Beagle) / Anaïs Nin, from The Diary of Anaïs Nin (Vol. 1: 1931-1934) / Oresteia, Anne Carson / selected letters - john keats / shock me, baroness / The Epic of Gilgamesh / Hello My Old Heart, The Oh Hellos / ovid, metamorphosis / the great, season 1 (2020) / In Your Eyes (Crom)

inspired by this beautiful web weave by @nelladlaen; there are so many similarities between Aragorn and Boromir, and Peter and Caspian

part 2

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The conversation surrounding cultural appropriation has been so severely mutilated by white “allies” that the original intention behind that conversation has become almost unrecognizable in most social contexts.

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Since we got short hair Ruff we deserve to see short hair Tuff....

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getting ahead of the curve and posting my ✨ flufftober prompts ✨ eeeek !

do not resuscitate

murder-suicide

shooting a man in reno just to watch him die

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jkasjdkasjksajfdasfdsafd goodbye

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custody of a fictional character should get transferred to you once you spend more hours thinking about them than their creator ever did

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jkasjdkasjksajfdasfdsafd goodbye

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the sunlight on our skin, and all the other things that make us human

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some Frodo for the soul ( I’m tryna hype myself up to get through the second half of two towers)

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you know what hell yeah

They're just like me fr

@plugnuts @freddy-owo @thatoneterrier

tag game!!

I found a tag game on twitter and decided why not include everybody here on the fun. Post 4 characters you would be in another universe

Me in another universe:

Npt: @i-promise-i-am-not-on-drugs @pythoness94 @purple-racoon-80 @robintheoriedbyler @bylrr-fridge @bylerfiles @unwise-cleric @star-41306 @cleric-byers7 @sykatz @swiftlyconehead @the-bogginses-are-gay @oncamelliastreet @rainebasillovesbyler @elhopper1sm @elhopperentourage @lorax-devito @apurplesloth + anybody else <3

[the-halfling-prince]

you know what hell yeah

They're just like me fr

@plugnuts @freddy-owo @thatoneterrier

tag game!!

I found a tag game on twitter and decided why not include everybody here on the fun. Post 4 characters you would be in another universe

Me in another universe:

Npt: @i-promise-i-am-not-on-drugs @pythoness94 @purple-racoon-80 @robintheoriedbyler @bylrr-fridge @bylerfiles @unwise-cleric @star-41306 @cleric-byers7 @sykatz @swiftlyconehead @the-bogginses-are-gay @oncamelliastreet @rainebasillovesbyler @elhopper1sm @elhopperentourage @lorax-devito @apurplesloth + anybody else <3

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i hate it here im gonna [remembers suicide jokes are bad for mental health] find the Avatar and restore my honor

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To love and kiss, to sweetly hold For the dancing and the dreaming Through all life's sorrows and delights I'll keep your laugh inside me I'll swim and sail on savage seas With ne'er a fear of drowning And gladly ride the waves of life If you will marry me...

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i know saint peter won't call my name

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Look me straight in the eyes and tell me your current music taste isn’t what your father played in the car when you were a kid.

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25 cents extra for the razzle dazzle the dolls may bring to your life

Only cowards wanna save that quarter

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Do you think the people who design modern sewing machines in plastic cases ever feel insignificant because of it? knowing that they're making machines with the lifespan of a dog when they could (if they'd been born a few generations earlier) be making machines with the lifespan of a Galapagos tortoise?